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%% -->'"Sea Horses'": Are you watching The Room
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%% -->'"Sea Horses'": Are you watching The RoomRoom? You know that movie is outlawed. SEIZE THEM!"
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%%* SeizeThem: Two seahorses say this upon catching the Critic and his future self watching The Room.
%% -->'"Sea Horses'": Are you watching The Room
%% -->'"Sea Horses'": Are you watching The Room
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'''Film:''' ''Film/TheRoom'' (2003)
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'''Film:''' ''Film/TheRoom'' ''Film/{{The Room|2003}}'' (2003)
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* NamesTheSame: Invoked -- the Critic begins the review by stating he's shocked that so many viewers requested he review ''The Room''. However, The Critic was actually referring to a film he made during college.
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* RantInducingSlight: The Critic loses it after Lisa goes CaptainObvious and asks if Johnny is dead (which is incredibly obvious with blood all over the floor), in a ShoutOut to the Dead Parrot sketch from ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus''.
-->'''Critic:''' ''[tries to hold back his rage]'' Well yes. Yes, he is, young lady. He has passed on. This person is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his Maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life. He rests in peace! If he didn't shoot himself, he'd be pushing up daisies! His metabolic processes are now history!! He's off the twig!! He's kicked the bucket!! He's shuffled off the mortal coil!! Run down the curtain and joined the friggin' Choir Invisible!!! '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis THIS! IS AN EX!]]''' '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis PERSON!!!]]'''''\\
'''Parrot owner:''' ''[from original sketch]'' Well I'd better replace it, then.\\
'''Critic:''' '''''GOOOODDD!!!'''''
-->'''Critic:''' ''[tries to hold back his rage]'' Well yes. Yes, he is, young lady. He has passed on. This person is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his Maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life. He rests in peace! If he didn't shoot himself, he'd be pushing up daisies! His metabolic processes are now history!! He's off the twig!! He's kicked the bucket!! He's shuffled off the mortal coil!! Run down the curtain and joined the friggin' Choir Invisible!!! '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis THIS! IS AN EX!]]''' '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis PERSON!!!]]'''''\\
'''Parrot owner:''' ''[from original sketch]'' Well I'd better replace it, then.\\
'''Critic:''' '''''GOOOODDD!!!'''''
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* KinkyRolePlaying: The Critic jokes about Johnny and Lisa engaging in this during one of the movie's many sex scenes.
-->'''Critic (as Johnny)''': Let's roleplay. You be [[Franchise/MortalKombat Sonya Blade]] and I'll be a terrible actor.
-->'''Critic (as Johnny)''': Let's roleplay. You be [[Franchise/MortalKombat Sonya Blade]] and I'll be a terrible actor.
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* ThisIsGonnaSuck: The Critic's reaction to Tommy Wiseau being both the star, writer, producer ''and'' director.
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* ThisIsGonnaSuck: The Critic's reaction to Tommy Wiseau being both the star, writer, producer ''and'' director.
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** And later, the Critic's reaction to Tommy Wiseau playing the main protagonist.
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''[repeat of Johnny's line, followed by a cut to a cut of a fetus -- alluding to the Star Child scene from ''Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey'' -- with Wiseau's face on it, with the label "You Have Reached Enlightenment!" below]]''\\
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''[repeat of Johnny's line, followed by a cut to a cut of a fetus -- alluding to the Star Child scene from ''Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey'' -- with Wiseau's face on it, with the label "You Have Reached Enlightenment!" below]]''\\below]''\\
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-->'''Critic:''' (''fake laughter'') That's not funny, you sick fuck [i.e., Johnny].
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-->'''Critic:''' (''fake laughter'') ''[fake laughter]'' That's not funny, you sick fuck [i.e., Johnny].
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-->'''Critic:''' ''(tries to hold back his rage)'' Well yes. Yes, he is, young lady. He has passed on. This person is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his Maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life. He rests in peace! If he didn't shoot himself, he'd be pushing up daisies! His metabolic processes are now history!! He's off the twig!! He's kicked the bucket!! He's shuffled off the mortal coil!! Run down the curtain and joined the friggin' Choir Invisible!!! '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis THIS! IS AN EX!]]''' '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis PERSON!!!]]'''''\\
'''Parrot owner:''' ''(from original sketch)'' Well I'd better replace it, then.\\
'''Parrot owner:''' ''(from original sketch)'' Well I'd better replace it, then.\\
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-->'''Critic:''' ''(tries ''[tries to hold back his rage)'' rage]'' Well yes. Yes, he is, young lady. He has passed on. This person is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his Maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life. He rests in peace! If he didn't shoot himself, he'd be pushing up daisies! His metabolic processes are now history!! He's off the twig!! He's kicked the bucket!! He's shuffled off the mortal coil!! Run down the curtain and joined the friggin' Choir Invisible!!! '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis THIS! IS AN EX!]]''' '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis PERSON!!!]]'''''\\
'''Parrot owner:'''''(from ''[from original sketch)'' sketch]'' Well I'd better replace it, then.\\
'''Parrot owner:'''
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--> '''Johnny''': (flatly acting) I did not hit her, it's not true, it's bullshit. I did not hit her, I did ''naaaaaaaht''. Oh hi, Mark.\\
(Critic is speechless; clip starts over again)\\
(Critic is speechless; clip starts over again)\\
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--> '''Johnny''': (flatly acting) ''[flatly acting]'' I did not hit her, it's not true, it's bullshit. I did not hit her, I did ''naaaaaaaht''. Oh hi, Mark.\\
(Critic ''[Critic is speechless; clip starts over again)\\again]''\\
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* LittleNo: The Critic says this when he discovers that the hairy man who can't act is the main character in this movie. See also: BrokenSmile.
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* LittleNo: The Critic says this when he discovers that the hairy man who can't act is the main character in this movie. See also: also BrokenSmile.
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-->'''Critic:''' (Tries to hold back his rage) Well yes. Yes, he is, young lady. He has passed on. This person is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his Maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life. He rests in peace! If he didn't shoot himself, he'd be pushing up daisies! His metabolic processes are now history!! He's off the twig!! He's kicked the bucket!! He's shuffled off the mortal coil!! Run down the curtain and joined the friggin' Choir Invisible!!! '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis THIS! IS AN EX!]]''' '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis PERSON!!!]]'''''\\
'''Parrot owner''' (from original sketch): Well I'd better replace it, then.\\
'''Parrot owner''' (from original sketch): Well I'd better replace it, then.\\
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-->'''Critic:''' (Tries ''(tries to hold back his rage) rage)'' Well yes. Yes, he is, young lady. He has passed on. This person is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his Maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life. He rests in peace! If he didn't shoot himself, he'd be pushing up daisies! His metabolic processes are now history!! He's off the twig!! He's kicked the bucket!! He's shuffled off the mortal coil!! Run down the curtain and joined the friggin' Choir Invisible!!! '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis THIS! IS AN EX!]]''' '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis PERSON!!!]]'''''\\
'''Parrotowner''' (from owner:''' ''(from original sketch): sketch)'' Well I'd better replace it, then.\\
'''Parrot
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-->'''Critic:''' ''She just admitted that he hits her and the mother's like "Johnny doesn't drink... I know he hits you like a football player’s wife but he doesn't drink!"''
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-->'''Critic:''' ''She She just admitted that he hits her and the mother's like "Johnny doesn't drink... I know he hits you like a football player’s wife but he doesn't drink!"''drink!"
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-->'''Critic:''' ''She just admitted that he hits her and the mother's like "Johnny doesn't drink... I know he hits you like a football player’s wife but he doesn't drink!'''
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-->'''Critic:''' ''She just admitted that he hits her and the mother's like "Johnny doesn't drink... I know he hits you like a football player’s wife but he doesn't drink!'''drink!"''
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* BrokenSmile: The Critic does this as an OverlyLongGag after realizing that the hairy guy that can't act is gonna be the lead actor of the film.
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* BrokenSmile: The Critic does this both as an OverlyLongGag after realizing that the hairy guy that can't act is gonna be the lead actor of the film.
* LittleNo: The Critic says this when he discovers that the hairy man who can't act is the main character in this movie. See also: BrokenSmile.
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* ShoutOutToShakespeare: One to ''Theatre/RomeoAndJuliet'' at the film's closing scenes.
-->"For never has there been a tale of more blow than this dumbass bitch and her Tommy Wiseau."
-->"For never has there been a tale of more blow than this dumbass bitch and her Tommy Wiseau."
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* ShoutOutToShakespeare: One to ''Theatre/RomeoAndJuliet'' at Two of them, both during the film's closing scenes.
-->"Forscene of the movie. The first is to ''Theatre/{{Hamlet}}'', in response to Johnny's suicide:
-->"Good night, sweet prick, and flights of assholes send thee to thy rest."
** The second is to ''Theatre/RomeoAndJuliet'', as everyone cries over the death of Johnny while the scene fades out, ending the movie:
--->"For never has there been a tale of more blow than this dumbass bitch and her Tommy Wiseau."
-->"For
-->"Good night, sweet prick, and flights of assholes send thee to thy rest."
** The second is to ''Theatre/RomeoAndJuliet'', as everyone cries over the death of Johnny while the scene fades out, ending the movie:
--->"For never has there been a tale of more blow than this dumbass bitch and her Tommy Wiseau."
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* CloseEnoughTimeline: When the Critic returned to the present, he noticed [[NotQuiteBackToNormal his wall was a slightly different color]]. He worried that many other things have been changed due to messing with the time space continuum, but his future self assured him that the only thing that changed was his wall color. [[BreadEggsMilkSquick Oh, and he has a tail.]]
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* TemporalParadox: When the Critic returned to the present, he noticed his wall was a slightly different color. He worried that many other things have been changed due to messing with the time space continuum, [[SubvertedTrope but his future self assured him that the only thing that changed was his wall color.]] [[spoiler: [[ZigZaggingTrope Oh, and he has a tail.]]]]
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* BrokenSmile: The Critic does this as an OverlyLongGaglong after realizing that the hairy guy that can't act is gonna be the lead actor of the film.
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* BrokenSmile: The Critic does this as an OverlyLongGaglong OverlyLongGag after realizing that the hairy guy that can't act is gonna be the lead actor of the film.
