History Recap / TheNostalgiaCriticS1E39

* OffModel: Critic says the animation makes Creator/HannaBarbera look like Creator/HayaoMiyazaki. Special mention goes to a scene from the ''Zelda'' episode "Fairies in the Spring", where the sea monster suddenly disappears, but there's shading that indicates where he's supposed to be.

* IncrediblyLamePun: Critic mocks the Hyrule King's design by saying he looks like he's high and that's why the kingdom is called Hyrule.

'''Show:''' ''Series/TheSuperMarioBrosSuperShow''/''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfZelda'' (1989)

* [[invoked]]WhatAnIdiot: Critic notes a scene from "Toad Warrior" where Princess Toadstool throws a Bob-Omb at a Koopa Troopa and he jumps off the truck ''with the Bob-Omb in his hand''.

* ItIsPronouncedTropay: Done for comedy; the Critic deliberately mispronounces DIC as "dick".

** Critic wonders why didn't they just call King Koopa "Bowser" or "[[Music/{{Prince}} The Artist Formally Known as Bowser]]".

* IncrediblyLamePun: Critic mocks King Harkinian's design by saying he looks like he's high and that's why the kingdom is called Hyrule.

** Critic decides to replace Link's catchphrase with other sitcom catchphrases, such as [[Series/DiffrentStrokes "What-chu-talkin' about, Zelda?"]], [[Series/TheHoneymooners "To the moon, your highness!"]] and [[GoodTimes "Dye-no-mite, Princess Hottie Pants!"]]

* TheyJustDidntCare: Invoked. The Critic discusses the various animation errors in the show, and after one instance (where the clock said a different time than what was stated vocally), he said, "What the ''hell''?! Are they even ''trying''?!"
** Made more confusing by the fact that the next angle they show of the clock, one where it is much less visible, shows the correct numbers counting down.

-->'''Critic:''' That's it, I'm done! I can't take it, this show makes no sense! Show me something else. I don't care, just anything! Anything that doesn't have to do with this! ''(The ''Zelda'' portion of the review beings.)'' '''Except that! Except that!'''

* RageBreakingPoint:
-->'''Mario:''' We don't have anything he wants.\\
'''Princess:''' Yes we do! A tanker full of spaghetti sauce!\\
'''Critic:''' (''beat; breaks down'') I don't know what's going on! I'm so confused! Why does he want a tanker of spaghetti sauce!? Why would ANYBODY want a tanker of spaghetti sauce!? IT'S SPAGHETTI! IT'S NOT A VALUABLE RESOURCE!!!

** Ganon's castle is compared to [[WesternAnimation/HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse Castle Greyskull]].

** Critic decides to replace Link's catchphrase with other sitcom catchphrases, such as [[Series/DiffrentStrokes "What-chu-talkin' about, Zelda?"]], [[Series/TheHoneymooners "To the moon, your highness!"]] and "Dye-no-mite, Princess Hottie Pants!"

'''Show:''' ''TheSuperMarioBrosSuperShow''/''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfZelda'' (1989)

* RageBreakingPoint
-->'''Mario:''' We don't have anything he wants.
-->'''Princess:''' Yes we do! A tanker full of spaghetti sauce!
-->'''Critic:''' ''(beat; breaks down)'' I don't know what's going on! I'm so confused! Why does he want a tanker of spaghetti sauce!? Why would ANYBODY want a tanker of spaghetti sauce!?. IT'S SPAGHETTI! IT'S NOT A VALUABLE RESOURCE!!!

* SickAndWrong
-->'''Mario:''' This is better than being flushed down the sewer!
-->'''Critic:''' ''(disturbed)'' Okay, I don't want to know what you do Friday nights.

** When Critic compares Luigi's voice to GeorgeCarlin, he puts Carlin's "SevenDirtyWords" bit over the scene.
** Critic wonders why didn't they just call King Koopa "Bowser" or "[[{{Music/Prince}} The Artist Formally Known as Bowser]]".
** Critic decides to replace Link's catchphrase with other sitcom catchphrases, such as [[DiffrentStrokes "What-chu-talkin' about, Zelda?"]], [[TheHoneymooners "To the moon, your highness!"]] and "Dye-no-mite, Princess Hottie Pants!".
** Link is compared to [[CaptainPlanet Wheeler]].
** Ganon's castle is compared to [[HeMan Castle Greyskull]].
* [[invoked]]SpecialEffectsFailure: Critic says the animation makes HannaBarbera look like Creator/HayaoMiyazaki. Special mention goes to a scene from the ''Zelda'' episode "Fairies in the Spring", where the sea monster suddenly disappears, but there's shading that indicates where he's supposed to be.
* TakeThat
** Critic says that Toad sounds like Jay Leno's mentally deficient cousin.

-->'''Critic:''' Well at least they have the original video game music. I mean, it;s not like they'll try to modernize it with like some retarded rap or something.
-->''(rap starts)''
-->'''Critic:''' You know, I gotta learn to keep my fucking mouth shut.

* [[invoked]]WhatAnIdiot: Critic notes a scene from "Toad Warrior" where Princess Toadstool throws a Bob-Omb at a Koopa Troopa and he jumps off the truck ''with the Bob-Omb in his hand''.

* [[invoked]]SpecialEffectsFailure: Critic says the animation makes HannaBarbera look like HayaoMiyazaki. Special mention goes to a scene from the ''Zelda'' episode "Fairies in the Spring", where the sea monster suddenly disappears, but there's shading that indicates where he's supposed to be.

* [[invoked]]SpecialEffectsFailure: Critic says the animation makes HannaBarbera look like HayaoMiyazaki. Special mention goes to a scene from the ''Zelda'' episode "Fairies in the Spring", where the sea monster suddenly disappears, but there's shading that indicates where he's supposed to be.

* [[invoked]]SpecialEffectsFailure: Critic says the animation makes HannaBarbera look like HayaoMiyazaki. Special mention goes to a scene from the ''Zelda'' episode "Fairies in the Spring", where the sea monster suddenly disappears, but there's shadoi ng that indicates where he's supposed to be.

-->'''Critic:''' You know, I gotta learn to keep my fucking mouth shut.