History Recap / SCPFoundationSCPs3000To3999

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3255 SCP-3255]] - A Light Shining Through The Holes Inside YOur Eyelids

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3247 SCP-3247]] - A Magic Mime and his Might Morphin' Method Acting Spider Kids

* SurrealHumor: What happened During a test with ''[[WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers SMG4]]'' video "Recap/MarioGetsHisPINGASStuckInTheDoor", Deconstructed in that this resulted in 3922 being completely overwhelmed by the universe's randomness.

'''SCP-3088''' was the town of '''Cullen, Nebraska''', a fading community based on several textile mills. After the election of '''Mayor Thomas Rostron''' ('''SCP-3088-1'''), all the town's laws became absolute. A few days after an MTF team investigated, the town vanished completely except for the mayor's house.

* KnightTemplar: Mayor Rostron genuinely wants to reinvigorate the town. Which is why he prevents people from leaving, prevents internet and cell phone usage (somebody tried to call for help), and made unemployment illegal to force people to work the mills.

* LoopholeAbuse: After the MTF team gets trapped in Cullen, they have to use radio to communicate with the outside (phones and internet are banned, but radio isn't), and they try to end the effect keeping them trapped by getting the townspeople to vote Rostron out of office.
* MundaneUtility: Mayor Rostron used his power of reality warping via legislation to fix structural damage, provide the town's mills with materials, and prevent petty crime.
* RealityBreakingParadox: One of the first laws Mayor Rostron made upon realizing his power was that no one could leave the town. However, tired of the MTF Unit, the mayor made a law said that all military personnel must leave immediately, conflicting with the prior law saying no one could leave. So the entire town vanished from existence.
* RealityWarper: Any law made in the town is immediately enforced by reality itself (i.e. when he mandates that the roads should be fixed, they immediately are without anyone fixing them), making Mayor Rostron one as long as he remained in power. The foundation isn't sure whether it's some bizarre property of the town itself or whether Rostron was unconsciously warping reality to make his laws unbreakable (the effect manifested when he took office), and it's a moot point either way because the town's gone.

* TheBadGuyWins: Neither of the users of SCP-3512 are caught, the printing presses fabricating more SCP-3512-2 are not found, and [[spoiler: the mutated person under the Basilica turns Agent Cooper into a SexSlave, then immediately discards her in a cistern full of other women, living and dead, the moment he finishes having sex with her.]] Though, at the same time, these men have exchanged everything about themselves for an existence that is ultimately emotionally empty and they're implied to be quite miserable, so WasItReallyWorthIt is in effect.
* DeathOfPersonality: To quote the article:

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3001 SCP-3001]] - Red Reality
'''SCP-3001''' is an endless black void with a very low Hume level. It was accidentally discovered by Dr. Robert Scranton, the developer of the Lang-Scranton Stabilizer (LSS) Reality Anchors. He had been testing these devices when an earthquake struck, damaging some of the prototype devices and sending him and a single LSS into 3001.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3017 SCP-3017]] - Person of Interest
One of the most tragic anomalies the Foundation has categorized, '''SCP-3017''' was a normal man named '''Frasier Melbrook.''' Frasier was known to generate a cognitohazard that made anyone around him think that he was a vicious criminal that needed to be locked up, and the Foundation to conclude that he might have collaborated with various groups of interest. Overwhelmed by the despair of his ability caused him, and the deaths of his family in a house fire, Frasier tragically took his life by jumping off a bridge.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3078 SCP-3078]] - Cognitohazardous Shitpost
'''SCP-3078''' was a meme that originally featured the text "when you inhale the devils mary jane smoke". Viewing it caused viewers to laugh uncontrollably and die. The Foundation managed to neutralize it within one day.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3092 SCP-3092]] - Gorilla Warfare
'''SCP-3092''' is a claw machine that transforms any prize it manage to drop into a sapient, animate plush gorilla. These gorillas, designated '''SCP-3092-A''', are shown to have various differing personalities, beliefs, and intellects, and they also share an efficiency in guerilla warfare.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3100 SCP-3100]] -- The Reliquary

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3110 SCP-3110]] - One Man's Trash...
'''SCP-3110''' is a dumpster that is able to teleport monetary items placed inside it into the pockets of, or into a crevice near, a random person within two kilometers of it.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3114 SCP-3114]] - Wouldn't It Be Chilly?

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3127 SCP-3127]] - Nineteen Year Old Jessica Lambert And A Female Pig Of Abnormal Size, Forever
'''SCP-3127''' was once '''Jessica Lambert''', a 19-year old woman who gradually transformed into a pig the size of a building.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3143 SCP-3143]] - Murphy Law in… The Foundation Always Rings Twice!
See Characters.SCPFoundationSCPs.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3148 SCP-3148]] - Tranquility
'''SCP-3148''' is an extradimensional entity taking the form of a solid state drive. It is believed that this entity has destroyed numerous alternate worlds for its own amusement.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3179 SCP-3179]] - The Seed
'''SCP-3179''' is an organism composed of liquid metal that can create robotic creatures from itself. It is believed to be a form of Mekhane, the Broken God.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3240 SCP-3240]] - The Bones of What You Believe

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[[folder:[=3250-3299=]]]
!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3260 SCP-3260]] - 10 Years Later
'''SCP-3260''' is a disease which only affects Foundation personnel, causing them to perceive other [=SCPs=]' documentation in an inaccurate way, such as having nonexistent addendums or incorrect containment procedures.

* EarlyInstallmentWeirdness: One of the reasons SCP-3260 was written was to lampshade the changes in the site's standards over its history.
* LampshadeHanging: As above.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3280 SCP-3280]] - After the Storm
'''SCP-3280''' is a form of sapient water with an intense hatred of humanity. It also has the ability to move independently and convert normal water into more of itself upon contact. The Foundation theorizes that if this water got mixed up in the planet's water cycle, it would lead to an XK-Class scenario.

* AsteroidsMonster: Separating parts of it merely allows those parts to continue functioning as separate instances.
* TheBadGuyWins: In the context of the article's story, at least. The SCP [[spoiler:managed to escape containment and incorporate itself into the planet's water cycle to feed on the whole world, as the final line notes that the raindrops began to move in defiance of gravity]].
* DownerEnding: [[spoiler:Its article is written like a tale, and ends with the protagonist killed by an instance of SCP-3280 within them, heavily implied to be the water from the mop sink they drank. Even worse, it's heavily implied that SCP-3280 [[TheBadGuyWins managed to escape and infect Earth's water cycle]], dooming humanity.]]
* GreyGoo: It takes any water it comes into contact with and incorporates it into itself, and it's made clear that if it comes into contact with the planet's water cycle (rivers, oceans, lakes, etc), the entire planet is doomed.
* MakingASplash: The SCP itself is made of water, can control any water that's part of it, and can turn any water it touches into it.
* MurderWater: It's basically sapient water that can move on its own.
* OrificeInvasion: The SCP silently attacks humans this way.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3281 SCP-3281]] - [REDACTED BY [=AARS538=]]
'''SCP-3281''' is a collection of memetic diseases that spread through certain actions. All information regarding the diseases is stored in a database known as '''[=AARS538=]''', which may or may not have gone rogue.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3288 SCP-3288]] - TheAristocrats
'''SCP-3288''' are a collection of deformed humanoids descended from the '''Habsburg''' family, who once lived in the sewers of Vienna, Austria. They are led by an especially fat instance who is called '''"Emperor Maximilian the Great".'''

* SCP-3333 was rewritten in June of 2018. Tropes present in both versions include:
** EldritchAbomination: [[spoiler:Strange winged blob creatures inhabit the alternate versions of the outpost and try to assimilate any person that enter inside]].
** EldritchLocation: The outposts' ladders lead to identical versions of itself until the top, a dark place with random versions of the outpost and, according to anyone who reached it [[spoiler:(they're lying)]], a mount surrounded by fire. Also, [[spoiler:it is the home to a group of blob creatures in the original version and a group of fox demons in the rewrite]].

!!!Tropes present prior to the rewrite include:
* TheAssimilator: [[spoiler:The entities [[SkinWalker assimilate the staff]] that have entered the outpost without any suspicion for a long time]].
* BodyHorror: [[spoiler:Some of the assimilated humans have a decaying skin]].
* BlobMonster: [[spoiler:SCP-3333-1, the creatures living inside SCP-3333 are large winged masses with long appendages to absorb their hosts' internal organs]].

!!!Tropes present following the rewrite include:

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3443 SCP-3443]] - Placeholder
'''SCP-3443''' is a designation in the Foundation's database that serves as a placeholder for a future anomaly. Thinking of whatever this anomaly is, or if it even exists, results in anomalous phenomena manifesting around people.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3507 SCP-3507]]- "Father, This Day I Bring You True Glory"

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'''SCP-3692''' is a community of Golden snub-nosed monkeys that are capable of human speech. Out of the 400 total monkeys in the community, 18 of them are effectively immortal, and credit their eternal life to the Chinese sun deity Wukong.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3634 SCP-3634]] - In Vino Veritas
'''SCP-3634''' is a corkscrew shaped like a skeleton key. Whenever it is used to open a case of alcohol, the substance of the case is turned into an indistinguishable liquid that compels whoever drinks from it to tell the truth.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3675 SCP-3675]] - The Void Calls

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3790 SCP-3790]] - Department of Abnormalities
See Characters.SCPFoundationGroups.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3799 SCP-3799]] - A Short History of Snowfall
'''SCP-3799''' is a perfect sphere of snow floating 500 meters above Crozier Island, Greenland. Inside the sphere is '''SCP-3799-1''', a male human corpse with an unknown variant of a Foundation uniform, its arm sticking out of the sphere that used to hold Foundation documents that concern the true nature of the sphere.
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* TheAssimilator: [[spoiler:Any corpse that came in contact with the snow was converted into more of the same snow. Combined with the brainwashing it caused, the snow grew in size thanks to those it affected committing suicide through hypothermia by burying themselves in the snow.]]
* DrivenToSuicide: [[spoiler:Even some of those who weren't affected by the snow's cognitohazardous properties were driven to despair at the sight of how quickly the snow covered the world and went outside to be turned into more snow.]]
* GoneHorriblyRight: [[spoiler:SCP-3799 was created by the Foundation in an attempt to retroactively ensure that there were never any anomalies in the world and to make it pure and clean of conflict and struggle. They got their wish and most of humanity became part of the snow, which covered most of the world.]]
* HeroicSacrifice: [[spoiler:SCP-3799-1, immune to the snow's cognitohazardous properties, rammed his jet into SCP-3799 and bled out in the sphere to reverse everything it had done to the world and the timeline.]]
* RetGone: [[spoiler:As the snow took hold of the world, it erased the histories of many nations and races and made it so that humanity only existed as either part of the snow or part of the Foundation.]]
* TemporalParadox: [[spoiler:No matter how much of the timeline the snow retroactively changed, the Foundation will always exist despite the lack of events and factors required for the Foundation to even be founded in the first place.]]
* WalkingSpoiler: The documents held by SCP-3799-1 are archived under a collapsible for a reason.

[[/folder]]

[[folder:[=3800-3849=]]]
!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3812 SCP-3812]] - A Voice Behind Me
'''SCP-3812''' was once '''Sam Howell''', an African-American man who was believed to have died in 1996. He has since transformed into a reality-warper who is aware of the fact that he exists in a fictional universe, and is capable of travelling to other layers of metafiction, which he does in the hopes of returning to the "real world".

* AscendToAHigherPlaneOfExistence: Exaggerated to a great degree. [[spoiler:SCP-3812 has been constantly ascending above countless realities and narratives ever since he died in 1996. This is a very bad thing as his mind is not equipped for such a situation, and there's is a possibility that every reality below him, including the reality the Foundation resides in, may cease to be in an attempt to ease his mind.]]
* MetaFiction: The entry for it discusses the possibilities of beings so much higher in reality that they can be more or less considered gods by those below them and that those above them are their gods able to change the "narrative" of anything below them while crudely affecting their own "narrative". [[spoiler:At one point one of the higher beings warps reality to apologize for its creation and claims it to be above both him and the being above him. He claims that he got in some serious trouble for making it by his superiors. It turns out that this being is the [=SCP's=] literal author in our world. The being above him is either the wiki or the whole community. The SCP is higher than both because it has achieved a level of renown that it affects those who read about it, thus taking on a life of its own.]]
* MySkullRunnethOver: He has been driven insane and unresponsive due to [[spoiler:being able to perceive every version and interaction of himself and the realities they're in simultaneously as he continues to ascend up an indeterminate number of narratives.]]
* NoSell: Every attempt to kill or contain it fails. Records indicate multiple governments, including anomalous ones, tried to neutralize it in the past and failed. Even the Foundation's own attempts failed and resulted in more dangerous anomalies to contain. Eventually it gets hammered by multiple attacks, explosions, incorporeal copies of itself, and even a black hole, all having zero effect on it. [[spoiler:The Foundation gets a message on its servers from an entity claiming to have written the laws of the universe that the Foundation exists in, and said entity says that 3812 was an experiment on its part that was supposed to supercede the limits of the universe's narrative but has now gone entirely out of the entity's control and can't be killed.]]
* OutsideContextProblem: The Foundation's Hume counters (which measure reality warpers' relative power) can't measure SCP-3812 at all. No one knows if that's because his ReadingsAreOffTheScale, or if his powers are somehow fundamentally different from other reality warpers. [[spoiler:The implication is that SCP-3812 is different because he's from a higher narrative level. Prior reality warpers were localized to this narrative, so their powers only extended this far.]]
* RealityWarper: It wiped out no less than three countries that tried to fight it, then wiped out almost all memory of those countries, then when the SCP Foundation discovered this, it continuously tries to wipe out the log of the event. Each time the event is relogged by people who remember the original entry. The process that allows people to not completely forget the event is called a kind of "'dirty' alteration" as not all of that piece of reality is wiped out. There are listed several events like this of various severities.
* WasOnceAMan: It was once a normal African-American man named Sam Howell. Shortly, after he died in 1996, he phased through the ground and started wandering.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3817 SCP-3817]] - Suffering For Your Art
'''SCP-3817''' is an immortal clone of '''Music/FelixMendelssohn''' that has remained the same age for 200 years. The Mendelssohn clone is noted as having numerous self-inflicted injuries that would kill a normal human. He claims the injuries were not out of suicidal intent, but as an attempt to create musical compositions inspired by his own suffering, like the composers before him.

* TheAgeless: He has physically remained 40 years old for around 200 years.
* BeethovenWasAnAlienSpy: He is an immortal clone of Music/FelixMendelssohn with self-inflicted injuries that, in all, would very likely be fatal to a normal human. However, he maintains that those injuries are not out of suicidal intent, but rather so he could create musical masterpieces out of his suffering, just like the great composers before him. Once he finished composing "Songs Without Words", the SCP Foundation had musicologists analyse this composition with that of the real Mendelssohn. They concluded that the compositions are stylistically the same.
* MadeOfIron: His file provides a list of his very extensive injuries and points out that such injuries would very likely be fatal to a normal human.
* SelfHarm: His injuries all have been self-inflicted, but he maintains that he has no suicidal intent.
* TrueArtIsAngsty: InUniverse he believes this and this is why he has inflicted upon himself so many injuries. He writes in his outline:
--> ''All the great composers endured pain and suffering to fulfill their desire to create. And the results of their effort: timeless masterpieces!''

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3836 SCP-3836]] - Grease Monkey And The Search For FAST
'''SCP-3836''' is a sapient, animated gorilla corpse that has an obsession with going fast. It has the anomalous ability of modifying vehicles so they can go faster than they designed to, even though the modifications it makes shouldn't work at all.

* MadeOfIron: SCP-3836 will come out of any accident unhindered, even if it loses a lot of flesh from its body. Only its skeleton appears to be indestructible. It also appears that its safety goggles, overalls, and boots prevent the rest of its flesh from coming off.
* OurZombiesAreDifferent: It's a zombie gorilla that runs on motor oil. It is also missing most of the flesh on the upper half of its body, yet it is still capable of normal tasks and modifying vehicles.
* RuleOfCool: Aside from making them go fast, SCP-3836 likes tricking out its vehicles with things like barbed wire, stereo speakers, and confetti cannons.
* SpeedDemon: Everything it makes is meant for one purpose, to go fast.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3841 SCP-3841]] - Death & Rebirth
See Recap.SCPFoundationCanons under the Ad Astra Per Aspera folder.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3847 SCP-3847]] - If only I could talk with birds
'''SCP-3847''' is an area in China that allows people to perceive the vocalizations of birds as words of encouragement and comfort in their native language.
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* TalkingAnimal: Anyone who enters the SCP-affected area hears the vocalizations of birds and snakes in this manner. However, recordings of birds prove that this is only a change in human perception that causes this effect.
* YouAreNotAlone:
** Some of the bird vocalizations (referred to as SCP-3847-1) tend to be along the lines of this:
-->He will not be alone. It is with your help, and he appreciates that.\\
Share your burden with me. I will understand.\\
The machine will keep him happy, just like we will keep you happy.\\
Time to study some scrolls. I will accompany you.\\
Why not come join us in the field? We will sing for you.\\
You don't have to feel lonely here. We are here for you, always will be.
** Inverted with one snake vocalization (referred to as SCP-3847-2):
-->You're very much alone. Just like he is now.

[[folder:[=3850-3899=]]]
!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3856 SCP-3856]] - Researcher Lloyd, Destroyer of Worlds
'''SCP-3856''' is Foundation researcher '''Samuel Lloyd'''. He has been discovered to be immortal and is destined to be the last human to ever die. The downside to this fact is that, if Lloyd should sustain a fatal injury, a completely unrelated K-Class Scenario will wipe out humanity seconds before he dies.

* ExpendableAlternateUniverse: Many (''many'') alternate-universe Foundations deal with their own Researcher Lloyd by deporting him to another universe, so his inevitable death will be ''that'' universe's problem instead. Dealing with all these Lloyds is rapidly becoming a major issue of para-universal politics.
* LoopholeAbuse:
** The Foundation attempted to skirt the requirements by firing Lloyd, but it turns out that doesn't work.
** One alt-universe Foundation did successfully neutralize Lloyd for several years by [[RetGone erasing him before he was born]]. Then that particular Foundation got a little carried away with "retrocausal containment", and wound up erasing the technology they used to erase Lloyd, which resulted in Lloyd (and the rest of humanity) dying in a global nuclear war.
* SaveThisPersonSaveTheWorld: If Lloyd dies, the universe will take all of humanity along with him. ''At minimum.''

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3866 SCP-3866]] - Youth In Asia by dado
See Recap.SCPFoundationCanons under the End Of Death folder.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3874 SCP-3874]] - UsefulNotes/FidelCastro
See Recap.SCPFoundationCanons under the folder The Trashfire.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3880 SCP-3880]] - ILLEST RAIN SOUNDS ∞ Hours No Looping - White Noise, Nature/Healing/Ambient, Meditation/Insomnia/Study ASMR [ORIGINAL]
'''SCP-3880''' is a Website/{{YouTube}} livestream titled '''ILLEST RAIN SOUNDS ∞ Hours No Looping - White Noise, Nature/Healing/Ambient, Meditation/Insomnia/Study ASMR [ORIGINAL]''' hosted by a being known as '''DJ Chaac'''. Whoever watches or listens to the stream will have their mood lightened and their energy and creativity rise.

* AGodAmI: DJ Chaac apparently sees himself to be this, describing himself as a literal storm god even though he's also claimed to be any other number of supernatural entities that could theoretically influence the rain.
* {{Magitek}}: DJ Chaac is able to put what are essentially magic seals on his accounts to prevent them from being taken down.
* NiceJobBreakingItHero: When Chaac is contemplating the ramifications of the Three Portlands contractor taking his stream down, he briefly implies that his storms sustain at least a significant amount of land, making him one step away from being a Hiemal-class entity.
* ObliviouslyEvil: Genuinely believes that his storms are there purely for others' enjoyment, despite the fact that his "party," tropical storm Calypso, ''killed'' people.
* RealityWarper: DJ Chaac is an entity of unclear description who creates rainstorms to use as ASMR for [=YouTube=] streams.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3883 SCP-3883]] - Dildos Have Dreams Too
'''SCP-3883''' is a neon green dildo in the shape of a tentacle. When viewed in a reflective surface, it appears as a tentacled creature that changes form depending on the surface. If someone enters REM sleep near the dildo, it will appear in their dreams as a monstrous creature that kills the dreamer, causing them to wake up. Despite this, 3883 has no actual malevolent intentions. An interview with 3883 revealed that it suffers very low self-esteem due to its nature as a sex toy, and uses the dreams of those nearby to live out its own dreams of being something powerful. As such, the Foundation has been boosting its mental health by offering D Classes to sleep next to it once a week.

* TheMirrorShowsYourTrueSelf: Its "true self" changes depending on how it's reflected; a puddle of water shows an octopus, while a window shows a humanoid being. Notably, actual mirrors are the ''exception'' to this rule for SCP-3883.
* IJustWantToBeBadass: Surely you'd prefer to be an [[EldritchAbomination Eldritch Horror]] cephalopod monster than a ''neon-green'' '''''tentacle dildo.'''''

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3885 SCP-3885]] - The High-Octane Full-Throttle Adventures of the Exploding Zombie Gearheads
See Characters.SCPFoundationSCPs.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3887 SCP-3887]] - Monster Under the Bed
'''SCP-3887-A''' is '''Donna''', a regular non-anomalous woman. The actual anomalous property surrounding her is '''SCP-3887-B'''. 3887-B is '''Grenda''', a boogeyman-esque creature that has lived under Donna's bed since she was a child. Since she came from an abusive household, Donna gradually began to seek comfort from Grenda, with Grenda in turn being fiercely protective of her.
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* AbstractEater: While SCP-3887-B can literally eat virtually anything, it seems to prefer subsisting on fear.
* DomesticAbuse: The Foundation first discovered SCP-3887-A and B when SCP-3887-B publicly attacked SCP-3887-A's girlfriend, her girlfriend being emotionally manipulative and causing SCP-3887-A great stress.
* TheEmpath: SCP-3887-B's temperament seems to be entirely reliant on SCP-3887-A's state of mind, SCP-3887-B being entirely docile to Foundation staff because SCP-3887-A remains entirely cooperative with them.
* HorrorHunger: Her species subsists on fear and over time she'll ''need'' it, being unable to subsist on anything else. [[spoiler: [[SubvertedTrope Subverted as]] Grenda specifically [[InvokedTrope invokes this trope]] to intentionally frame her hunger as causing her to go berserk when she abducts the scientist interviewing her in order to stoke the fear of being EatenAlive in her. Once she's milked as much as she can out of it, she just eats the poor woman's socks and almost sheepishly thanks her before letting her go.]]
* ImaginaryFriend: While SCP-3887-B, or "Grenda" as SCP-3887-A, liked to call her started out as her own personal boogeyman, SCP-3887-B would stay around and become a comforting figure to her. It wasn't until SCP-3887-B attacked her girlfriend and the Foundation coming to take both of them in did she find out that she wasn't just imagining the monster.
* NonMaliciousMonster: While it ''will'' try to scare the Hell out of you, SCP-3887-B has no ill intentions towards people and can be very docile. [[BerserkButton Unless you threaten SCP-3887-A,]] in which case it will pick you up and throw you around like a cheap rag-doll.
* ThingsThatGoBumpInTheNight: SCP-3887-B is an example of a polymorphic race of monsters that hides under the bed and frighten children.
* TruthInTelevision: SCP-3887-A claims that when she had a fear of breasts when she was a child, hence why SCP-3887-B has prominent mammary glands. As silly as it sounds, Mastrophobia, or fear of breasts, is an actual fear present in some women.
* WeakenedByTheLight: Bright lights can cause SCP-3887-B great pain, up to and including scalding their skin.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3899 SCP-3899]] - The Night Hauler
'''SCP-3899''' is a tractor-trailer that only appears at night and can move at speeds of 430 km/h.

* BigBadassRig: The SCP is also unbelievably fast. (One woman who encountered it and got her car wrecked received $12,000 in compensation from its driver.)
* FlashyTeleportation: It sometimes teleports and reappears accompanied by a cloud of smoke.
* MeaningfulName: It can only appear between sunset and sunrise.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:[=3900-3949=]]]
!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3900 SCP-3900]] - The Internet of Everything That is a Wolf
'''SCP-3900''' is a series of wireless access points that are able to spread to nearby Wi-Fi-enabled devices. During a full moon, wolves will manifest around any device infected by 3900, and will disappear the following morning.

* {{Lunacy}}: Objects (and people) affected by SCP-3900 spontaneously generate wolves around themselves whenever the full moon is above the horizon. The wolves disappear when the moon sets or the affected device is turned off.
* NoOntologicalInertia: Wolves generated by the SCP's effect cease to exist when the moon is below the horizon.
* RussianReversal: An affected D-class was instructed to bite a non-anomalous wolf. [[spoiler:On the full moon, it began to spontaneously generate ''wireless routers'' around itself.]]
* TheVirus: SCP-3900 is an anomalous property transmitted between wi-fi hotspots when they overlap (sufficient shielding can prevent this). If a wolf generated by the effect bites someone, they begin to broadcast a wi-fi signal (and generate wolves) on the full moon.

!![[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3908 SCP-3908]] - [[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3908 SCP-3908]] [[note]]Previously known as "I am myself"[[/note]]
'''SCP-3908''' is a man named '''Craig "Skip" Wattson'''. No one will unfortunately be able to explain that fact to anyone because Craig carries an anomalous property that prevents his name, appearance, and abilities from being directly referenced (even by himself), only able to be described as "SCP-3908".

* PaintingTheMedium[=/=]ShapedLikeItself: SCP-3908 is SCP-3908. On account of his anomalous properties, he can't be directly referenced, even by himself. [[spoiler:His real name is Craig "Skip" Wattson, he's a 40-year-old white man, and his anomalous property tends to anger him.]]
* RageBreakingPoint: He's frequently angered whenever he tries to refer to himself, since it always comes out "SCP-3908 is SCP-3908", and as such he has to be restrained for the second interview.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3920 SCP-3920]] - 1st Midnight Howitzer Battery
* GuardianEntity: The SCP fires its cannons at anyone intending to harm passersby within its range.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3922 SCP-3922]] - STOPRIGHTTHERECRIMINALSCUM!!!
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'''SCP-3922''' is a cylinder of a metallic alloy with the Three Moons Initiative's insignia engraved onto it. When the cylinder is placed close to a recording of fictional media, the media will be invaded by TMI operatives armed with futuristic military equipment. The operatives will attempt to stop all perceived wrongdoings within the chosen media, primarily through absurdly excessive amounts of force.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3933 SCP-3933]] - Bigger than God

!!Ken Burns Presents: [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3972 SCP-3972]]

'''SCP-3049''' is an oven that, when its center dial is set to "Apple Pie", will create a miniature universe with an accelerated timeline similar to that used in ''Series/Cosmos'', except that the universe (designated SCP-3049-1) always winds up turning into an edible apple pie.

** Recently, a request for it to test it on the pilot of ''WebAnimation/HazbinHotel'' was denied because it was feared that it would use [[WebAnimation/HelluvaBoss Stolas' grimoire]] [[DimensionalTraveler to access other worlds]].

** ''Film/TheRoom'' is unaltered other than a statement that no illegal slavery or cruelty towards a redacted species has occurred within the narrative. The tester speculates that this is either 3922 [[{{Troll}} deliberately avoiding the film]], or that it's something [[YouDoNotWantToKnow the Foundation doesn't want to know]].

* ThisMeansWar: [[spoiler: A recent test with security camera footage for D-7294's holding unit resulted on a SCP-3922-A instance declaring the war to the Foundation in the name of the Three Moons Initiative for attempting to assassinate one of their agents, along a new message: "YOU'RE PROTECTED, [[NotWorthKilling BUT NOT LOVED. YOU WERE LUCKY THAT YOU ARE NOT WORTH IT.]]"]]

** A researcher attempted to test SCP-3922 with SCP-674 by using footage of D-7294 (from the Trashfire) and attempting to kill SCP-3922-A. Everyone in the room was sniped by SCP-2578-D in the real world, and the monitor was allowed to play a military epic where the TMI declares war on the SCP Foundation unhindered. The accompanying note is just as long as the test itself and is an angry diatribe by Dr. Chair about how RuleOfCool is not an excuse to tamper with pataphysical anomalies without considering the consequences.

* ThisMeansWar: [[spoiler: A recent test with security camera footage for D-7294's holding unit resulted on a SCP-3922-A instance declaring the war to the Foundation in the name of the Three Moons Initiative for attempting to assassinate one of their agents.]]

** Recently, a request for it to test it on the pilot of ''WebAnimation/HazbinHotel'' was denied because it was feared that it would use [[WebAnimation/HelluvaBoss Stolas' grimoire]] to access other worlds.

** Recently, a request for it to test it on the pilot of ''WebAnimation/HazbinHotel'' was denied because it was feared that it would use Stolas' grimoire to access other worlds.

* GodzillaThreshold: In an attempt to use SCP-3922 to record a potential termination of SCP-682 (using video of a 682 containment breach dubbed with narration), 3922 spit out a 72-hour military EpicMovie, with ''named'' 3922 soldiers portrayed by notable deceased actors like Creator/AlanRickman and Creator/MichaelClarkeDuncan. The film ends in a BolivianArmyEnding with the 3922 instances largely failing in their assault, and Creator/PatrickSwayze [[SummonBiggerFish summoning ''Corbenic Striders'']] (which are noted as being upwards of ''three kilometers tall'') as a FadeToBlack [[BolivianArmyEnding and a card saying ToBeContinued appears]].

* GodzillaThreshold: In an attempt to use SCP-3922 to record a potential termination of SCP-682 (using video of a 682 containment breach dubbed with narration), 3922 spit out a 72-hour military epic, with ''named'' 3922 soldiers portrayed by notable deceased actors like Creator/AlanRickman and Creator/MichaelClarkeDuncan. The film ends in a BolivianArmyEnding with the 3922 instances largely failing in their assault, and Creator/PatrickSwayze [[SummonBiggerFish summoning ''Corbenic Striders'']] (which are noted as being upwards of ''three kilometers tall'') as a FadeToBlack and a card saying ToBeContinued appears.

** When it comes to horror movies with a certain {{Squick}} factor and NauseaFuel [[invoked]] like ''Film/SaloOrThe120DaysOfSodom'' and ''Film/TheHumanCentipede'', SCP-3922-A tend to react much more brutally and aggressively than they usually do, putting the villains of those movies through either a far more agonizing CruelAndUnusualDeath or even outright AndIMustScream. The fact that they even go as far as to make a red, threatening and far less motivating end screen for the movies during those times only emphasizes how much they hate such pieces of media. Hell, during their rampage of ''Human Centipede'', they even went as far as to kill the creators of the movies, that's one of the reasons the foundation decided no to test SCP-3922 with ''Film/ASerbianFilm''.

** When it comes to horror movies with a certain {{Squick}} factor and NauseaFuel [[invoked]] like ''Film/SaloOrThe120DaysOfSodom'' and ''Film/TheHumanCentipede'', SCP-3922-A tend to react much more brutally and aggressively than they usually do, putting the villains of those movies through either a far more agonizing CruelAndUnusualDeath or even outright AndIMustScream. The fact that they even go as far as to make a red, threatening and far less motivating end screen for the movies during those times only emphasizes how much they hate such pieces of media. Hell, during their rampage of ''Human Centipede'', they even went as far as to kill the creators of the movies.

* GoodIsNotNice: Although they mean well, some of their ways of dealing with villains only serve as a reminder that Initiative members themselves possess ageless immortality & a ridiculous HealingFactor and are therefore conditioned to rely on psychological trauma for effective shows of force. Some of their moral codes also show they're prepared to put the hurt on people who can't control their fates, or otherwise take a grudge ''way'' too far, They're also not above arresting heroes like [[Film/TheDarkKnight Batman]].

* GoodIsNotNice: Although they mean well, some of their ways of dealing with villains only serve as a reminder that Initiative members themselves possess ageless immortality & a ridiculous HealingFactor and are therefore conditioned to rely on psychological trauma for effective shows of force. Some of their moral codes also show they're prepared to put the hurt on people who can't control their fates, or otherwise take a grudge ''way'' too far.

** The ''VideoGame/HoloFunk'' 5.0.0 test very heavily implies they're on a manhunt for Narumi in such a way that she's being persecuted for pataphysical reasons, i.e. ''the nature of her existence, which as an individual isn't even her own fault''. [[EveryoneHasStandards Botan is horrified enough by this to defy her masters and reduce the TMI's ability to find the unfortunate fox]], stating (albeit [[StylisticSuck very vaguely]]) that it should be very much possible to condemn and mend the consequences of someone's actions without kicking them while they're down.