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[=SCPs=] that have a canon tag should go on the [[Recap/SCPFoundationCanons canons page]]. The [[Characters/SCPFoundationSCPs characters page]] is reserved for recurring SCP characters.
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!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3000 SCP-3000]] - [[Myth/HinduMythology Anantashesha]]
See Characters.SCPFoundationSCPs.
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!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3001 SCP-3001]] - Red Reality
'''SCP-3001''' is an endless black void with a very low Hume level. It was accidentally discovered by Dr. Robert Scranton, the developer of the Lang-Scranton Stabilizer (LSS) Reality Anchors. He had been testing these devices when an earthquake struck, damaging some of the prototype devices and sending him and a single LSS into 3001.
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* AndIMustScream: Poor Dr. Scranton wound up trapped here with only a red light on an LSS for company.
* BodyHorror: When the LSS rematerialized six years after Scranton's disappearance, his wife Anna Lang is heartbroken to see nothing left but a few horribly disfigured parts of what was once Scranton, including a massive pool of blood and vomit.
* CompanionCube: After a while. Scranton began believing the LSS's red light to be sentient.
* GoMadFromTheIsolation: Being trapped in 3001 led to this for Scranton.
* ImMelting: The void's low Hume levels causes Scranton's body to slowly break down due to the void leeching away his Hume levels. Said in layman's terms, the "leeching of Hume levels" means his ''very existence'' is becoming a less and less "stable" thing, and he's slowly fading away entirely.
* UncertainDoom: According to the article's author, not all of Scranton made it back; part of his head and torso are still in the void. And he may or may not still be alive.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3002 SCP-3002]] - Attempts to Assassinate Thought
'''SCP-3002''' is a highly hostile memetic entity that seeks to eliminate human consciousness. It also happens to have once been a young woman named '''Lily Veselka''', who was used as a test subject of Project LETHE. It is also theorized that Lily may have once been an alternate version of SCP-105: Iris Thompson.
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* BackFromTheDead: In the revised Keter Duty SCP-001 proposal, the Foundation locates [[spoiler:Iris's]] book within SCP-4001/Alexandria Eternal at the behest of one of the facilities and alters it to remove the events that created SCP-3002 from history. [[spoiler:Consequently, Lily Veselka reverts to a powerless Iris Thompson, but is reborn as the 15th watcher of Alexandria Eternal [[EarnYourHappyEnding in an act of forgiveness for SCP-3002 (and condemnation for the Foundation over LETHE) that also placates her in a way the Foundation never could]]]].
* BreakTheCutie: [[spoiler:Being used as a test subject for Project LETHE caused severe physical and mental decline in the girl who would eventually become Lily Veselka, heavily implied to be Iris Thompson. The Foundation tries to fix this by letting her partake in her favorite activities, like reading and photography, but it’s far too late.]]
* DeathActivatedSuperpower: While initially under control of the Foundation, the originating SCP may have subverted orders to spread wildly, or lost control due to the implied regular brain surgeries she underwent. Killing her only made the entire situation worse, and made SCP-3002 try to actively eradicate the Foundation.
* MindManipulation: [[spoiler:SCP-3002-1 controls the infected this way, by twisting their memories into provoking behavior that benefit her immediate goals.]]
* WellIntentionedExtremist: [[spoiler:SCP-3002 was created by the Foundation itself as part of a larger effort to control people, and again, it turns out they had a ''very'' good reason. Project LETHE, borne out of the experiments that created SCP-3002, was used later on to control the outbreak of SCP-1425 - ''the Star Signals book''. It's mentioned that the Director in charge of stopping 1425 is well aware using LETHE was going to have horrible consequences, but felt any other scenario was worth it rather than allow the book's propagation to continue.]]
* WoobieDestroyerOfWorlds: [[spoiler:Is under the control of the memetic ghost of a girl named Lily Veselka, who was turned into a test subject for Project LETHE, one of the first major antimemetics projects, who was subject to repeated and invasive tests and brain surgeries, causing her to become resentful and vicious. Upon having her refuge discovered by the Foundation, she promptly decides to infect ''the entire world'' to destroy it and all trace of LETHE.]]

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3003 SCP-3003]] - The End of History
'''SCP-3003''' is a planet inhabited by 30 billion humans whose minds have been overtaken by parasitic beetles. These beetles have forced their hosts to make every single aspect of their lives and their society centered around beetles.
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* AliensSpeakingEnglish: Zigzagged in the sense they don't speak English, but SCP-3003-3's language is nearly identical to Dutch.
%%* AssimilationPlot: [[spoiler:Something like this happened on SCP-3003, apparently due to 3003-2, resulting in the society currently on the planet.]]
* BenevolentAlienInvasion: This is averted regarding a potential SCP-3003-3 invasion of Earth, [[spoiler: though this is what the SCP-3003-3 instance in the final addendum tries to frame it as to encourage the Foundation to give up. The scientist talking to him points out the several ways in which this is a false characterization.]]
* BizarreAlienBiology: Averted, the inhabitants of SCP-3003-3 are physically and genetically identical to humans.
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: SCP-3003-3 is extremely utilitarian and heavily prioritizes the welfare of SCP-3003-1. [[spoiler: They see nothing wrong with harvesting old, deviant or ill individuals for organs or with conquering Earth to spread SCP-3003-1.]]
* BodyHorror: SCP-3003-3 society implants SCP-3003-1 instances ("Marce") into their body when they grow up, causing growths of parasitic lumps in their body. It wouldn't've been so bad except they "host roughly one instance per three kilograms of body weight", meaning that an adult would have around ''20'' of these marce parasite lumps on their body.
* CruelAndUnusualDeath: [[spoiler: The inevitable fate of all SCP-3003-3 instances, who will be harvested for organs while alive and conscious as soon as they are no longer of use. [[BlueAndOrangeMorality They all know this, and don't care one bit]].]]
* TheDogWasTheMastermind: The true cause of why the planet's society is the way it is, is revealed in the Addendum [[spoiler: to be 3003-2 itself, which up until the Addendum was described as a single-celled organism that just modified behavior with no indication it had intelligence of its own. When it reveals itself it even asks if the Foundation researcher ever wondered that a microbe that can create neural networks would be capable of thought]].
* FauxAffablyEvil: [[spoiler:When 3003-2 directly talks to the researcher it acts polite and its advice for the Foundation to give up is spoken more as a suggestion, and even states it is willing to phase out the more unsavory elements of its society. The researcher is quick to call 3003-2 out on that it has no reason to make such accommodations, to which 3003-2 threatens that the Foundation has only 30 years until its society invades Earth by force]].
* HiveMind: 3003-2 exists in millions of humans and billions of marce beetles, as trillions or even quadrillions of microbes, yet notably seems to be a singular entity in conscious control, rather than a godlike figure above human understanding or a MindHive of different personalities.
* InvincibleVillain: According to the Foundation, SCP-3003's society is so technologically advanced that any attempt to resist its incursion is completely hopeless and the most they can do is try and convince them that Earth is inhospitable to the marce. [[spoiler:Unfortunately it knows they're lying]].
* MotiveRant: [[spoiler: What the final addendum becomes over the course of the conversation. The SCP-3003-3 instance declares that its goal is to ensure nothing comes after it, thereby making it the "[[TitleDrop end of history.]]"]]
* NoBiochemicalBarriers: The Foundation is trying to keep this knowledge away from SCP-3003, making it believe that Earth is inhospitable to SCP-3003-3, despite the similarities between SCP-3003-3 and humans. [[spoiler:SCP-3003-2 calls out a researcher on this. Stating it already knows that the Earth is perfectly hospitable to SCP-3003]].
* PlanetOfHats: SCP-3003 is a thoroughly [[JustifiedTrope justified]] and [[{{Deconstruction}} deconstructed]] version of this; the entire planet's society revolves around taking care of marce beetles, with all the drastic effects on psychology and society that entails, and they're only that way in the first place because SCP-3003-2 has basically brainwashed everyone into being that way.
* PuppeteerParasite: SCP-3003-2. Unique example since SCP-3003-2 is in fact a parasite that affects two separate species. Its original host is 3003-1, a type of beetle, but when said beetle is implanted into a human (with all the BodyHorror that entails) it makes the jump to them, modifying their behavior so that the survival of 3003-1 is the only thing they care about, thus ensuring that 3003-2 will always have hosts. [[spoiler:3003-2 is also sapient]].
* SenseFreak: To a limited extent, instances of SCP-3003-3. Primarily, they enjoy brushing the lumps produced by infestation with SCP-3003-1 with each other. Scientists wearing prosthetic versions of these describe this feeling to them as being very uncomfortable.
* TechnologicallyAdvancedFoe: SCP-3003-3 has extremely advanced technology, including SCP-3003-4 which produced the wormhole that led to contact with Earth. [[spoiler: The Foundation has 30 years until SCP-3003-3 will be capable of near-instant travel to other planets and it is already believed any military confrontation with SCP-3003-3 would lead to SCP-3003-3's triumph.]]
* TotalitarianUtilitarian[=/=]WorldOfSilence: The marce parasites turned the entire SCP-3003 planet into a singular totalitarian state devoid of personal freedom due to everyone valuing the goodness of the state over themselves (a result of gaining hyper-rational behavior through the parasites). However, the result is so extremely effective the race is more advanced than whatever humanity can even hope to achieve on Earth, its members kept perpetually happy due to marce stimuli, and internal dissent is completely non-existent. As [[spoiler: SCP-3003-2]] states, this totalitarian efficiency it created is "[[TitleDrop The End of History]]", because no other forms of society could come after it.
* TransplantedHumans: SCP-3003-3 are fully identical to humans in biology, despite being lightyears away from earth. [[LeftHanging The author deliberately leaves out all explanations for the reader to guess.]]
* VillainOverride: [[spoiler:Seemingly what happens during the final addendum. The entity speaking with Dr. Shah indicates that it is 3003-2 speaking through an 3003-3 instance.]]

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3004 SCP-3004]] - Imago
'''SCP-3004''' is an extradimensional cicada-like creature that seeks to take over our dimension. It is capable of feeding on information itself, but its food of choice is actually faith itself. It influences the minds of devout Christians to perform brutal rituals for the purpose of harvesting faith for it to feed on, since Christianity is the closest existing religion to the creature's original followers.
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* AbstractEater: SCP-3004 primarily feeds on of faith, but it can also feed on any kind of information. Agent Lutterman describes feeling its teeth and feelers gnawing at his very memories. [[spoiler: In the Protocol page, Child of God member Bridget Callaghan speculates that SCP-3004 [[KillTheGod may have killed]] and [[GodEating eaten]] ''the original Jehovah.'']]
* AnimalMotif: Cicadas. Its form resembles a cicada, its "messengers" are modelled after an extinct species of cicada, and the rituals it draws power from revolve around death and rebirth that cicadas are seen as symbolic of.
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: [[spoiler: Agent Lutterman comes away with the impression that rather than being malevolent, 3004-1 simply doesn't understand the ramifications of its actions. It doesn't even know that people don't come back to life.]]
* BodyHorror: Most of the SCP-3004 rituals qualify, as they produce instances of SCP-3004-2 (a type of cicada) from the body.
* CallBack: It is heavily implied to be the entity that was also behind SCP-2852.
* EldritchAbomination: It is an extradimensional entity incapable of entering our reality. It can be perceived, though, and [[BrownNote it hurts to look at and listen to]].
* EntertaininglyWrong: A fairly tragic case of it: 3004-1 is genuinely convinced that what it's been doing is helping humanity. This is because so many of its experiences with human faith and joy involve Jesus, who is most famous for slowly bleeding to death on a cross, along with the veneration of death and rebirth in general through its old cult. It's become convinced that humans as a species just love torture and suffering, and considering its mindset, it's hard to blame it.
* FantasticReligiousWeirdness: SCP-3004 rituals are VERY strange.
* FictionalColour: A Foundation Agent uses astral perception to see SCP-3004-1's true form. When SCP-3004-1 opens its mouth, the Agent can see colors he had never seen before inside of it.
* AGodAmI: [[spoiler:SCP-3004-1 believes itself to be the Christian God. And according to Agent Luttermann, it likely ''is'' a god or something close to it, but not Him.]]
* GodzillaThreshold: If it gets too out of hand, the Foundation's plans, Protocol [[FedToTheBeast Damnatio ad Bestias]], is to essentially ''delete Christianity itself from history'' to starve it to death.
* HijackedByJesus: {{Inverted|trope}}, SCP-3004-1 is a Druidic deity hijacking Christianity for its own ends.
* HistoryRepeats: It's noted that the thing which made 3004 so dangerous was the attempt to stomp out its cult, erasing all memory that it ever existed and going so far as to render an entire animal species extinct in the wild. The article ends with an explanation of a Foundation plan to wipe out all memory of ''Christianity'' if 3004-1 gets out fully.
* InsaneTrollLogic: It thinks that since cicadas, its sacred animals, are constantly reborn, and [[spoiler:Christianity is focused on rebirth]], it must be [[spoiler:Jehovah Himself.]]
* InterfaithSmoothie: SCP-3004 details what happens when a god attempts to initiate syncretism itself. [[PlayedForHorror Very little of it is good]].
* MindRape: Agent Lutterman undergoes this at SCP-3004-1's hands, describing its teeth and feelers digging through his memories and feeding off them.
* ObliviouslyEvil: SCP-3004-1 believes that it's giving humanity what they want by brainwashing them to commit acts of mutilation and cannibalism, because its horrific misunderstanding of Christian belief makes it think that humanity as a whole love suffering and can come back to life when they die.
* PhysicalGod: While not [[spoiler: the Christian God it thinks it is]], it is legitimately a deity.
* YourMindMakesItReal: [[spoiler: If SCP-3004-1 (which thinks it is the Christian God) shows signs of being about to enter reality, the Foundation is willing to eliminate Christianity from the historical record to neutralize it, indicating this is in effect.]]

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3005 SCP-3005]] - A Light That Died

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3006 SCP-3006]] - Twice the Number One

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3007 SCP-3007]] - World of Two Artists
'''SCP-3007''' is a hallucination that causes people to be astrally projected to another world that has since been destroyed. In the center of this world is a black pillar covered in paintings that display a red essence destroying the planet... and heading towards Earth.
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* AstralProjection: SCP-3007 is a rare occurrence that causes people to be projected to another, dead world.
* BodyHorror: The corpses on the ruined world are all painfully mutilated. That doesn't even cover the stench of the dead.
* EldritchAbomination: [[spoiler:Whatever....that thing is that started to posses the Children, is more accurate to call a sentient infohazard then anything else. And it's coming to Earth.]]
* GodIsGood: [[spoiler:At least the one who created the Children. They made them to help with the loneliness and if anything is more like an artist.]]
* HeroicSacrifice: [[spoiler:The Deity held off the evil god while letting the remaining children escape, and used the last of its powers to create a black column with paintings to warn their descendants that it's coming.]]
* {{Precursors}}: [[spoiler:The Children of the Deity eventually escaped from the world to escape the EldritchAbomination. They escaped to Earth and eventually became humanity's ancestors.]]

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3008 SCP-3008]] - A Perfectly Normal, Regular Old IKEA
'''SCP-3008''' is an IKEA store that goes on forever and is borderline impossible to escape from. It is inhabited by large, faceless, humanoid creatures wearing IKEA uniforms that are known to seek out and murder anyone caught in the store after closing time. Besides these humanoids, the IKEA also holds many normal people from differing realities, who have banded together to instigate functioning societies all throughout the store.
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* AlienGeometries: Getting into the IKEA is easy. Getting out is almost impossible. It also [[spoiler:connects different realities.]]
* AlternateUniverse: [[spoiler:The people trapped in the IKEA appear to be from different realities. The journal-writer muses that this is probably why nobody is trying to rescue them. Word of God is that this is the reason why he was killed by the Staff: he was about to escape into the wrong universe.]]
* TheApocalypseBringsOutTheBestInPeople: The mini-civilizations within the impossibly huge IKEA are cordial and helpful to one another, probably because they're united against the Staff, but also probably because of basic human decency. [[spoiler: From the discussion: It also helps that any troublemakers can be kicked out and will probably encounter the Staff before they can find another "town".]]
* ApocalypticLog: Most of what the Foundation knows about the interior of the store comes from a journal carried by a man who spent several months inside before managing to escape, only to get killed by one of the staff shortly after.
* BiggerOnTheInside: From the outside SCP-3008 appears to be a standard IKEA store. On the inside it has an area of at least 10 square kilometers and may be infinite in size.
** Though the mechanism that caused this means it could count as a zigzagged example. The potentially infinite space is actually an alternate dimension that the building's main entrance leads to; anyone attempting to enter the building via any other means will instead enter its actual interior, which is completely ordinary and no larger than the building's size suggests.
* TheBlank: The Staff have no facial features.
* BodyHorror: The Staff are "stretched" or "squashed" to extremes and appear to be made completely out of skin.
* DarknessEqualsDeath: When the lights are on, the Staff just wander about while letting the humans do their thing, but when they're off, they attempt to kill anything that isn't them.
* DespairEventHorizon: There're hundreds, maybe thousands of people trapped in it, some for years, and nobody really looks for the exits anymore. The journal writer even makes several observations that he doesn't discuss with the others in his settlement to avoid removing any last hope of rescue.
* DissonantSerenity: The Staff are happy to calmly inform humans that the store is now closed...while mauling them senseless.
* FauxAffablyEvil: The Staff are always polite and helpful in their speech, but their attempts at murder most certainly aren't.
* HumanoidAbomination: The staff appear to be tall humanoids with short legs, long arms, no faces, and are made of skin. They're also aggressive to anything that isn't other staff during the night.
* LineOfSightName: There are like 20 or more human settlements in the IKEA store. Most of them take their names of whatever they sit right next to. The one we focus on in the journal is called Exchange (from Exchange and Returns), and we also learn about towns like Trolleys, Checkouts, and Aisle 630.
* MadeOfBologna: The Staff members inside SCP-3008 are seven feet tall, with short legs, long arms and no faces. When they're cut up they appear to be entirely made of skin, with no bones, organs or muscles.
* PointsOfLightSetting: The isolated settlements within the store formed by lost people. Sometimes they get overrun by Staff, only for the survivors to found new settlements elsewhere.
* ScavengerWorld: The world inside IKEA is a huge place with its own landmarks, all rigged from Swedish furniture and whatever they find along the way. The Staff resupplies restaurants and shops with food at night, so there's always just enough to sustain people, and people carved out their own towns between the shelves by building from whatever they have.
* SuddenLackOfSignal: As to be expected, there is no cell phone signal inside SCP-3008. In addition, the landline phones within SCP-3008 itself don't function properly, as the receiver only seems capable of emulating a human voice saying a constant stream of random words.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3009 SCP-3009]] - Hi, I'm Your Snappelganger!

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3010 SCP-3010]] - Casual-Absent Paranoia

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3011 SCP-3011]] - Loose Lips Skink Ships
'''SCP-3011''' is a population of blue-tongued skinks that are capable of speech. Each individual lizard is known to have a differing personality. They will also replicate when exposed to prohibited material.
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* CivilizedAnimal: SCP-3011 instances are blue-tongued skinks that are capable of cooperation and division of labor when in groups.
* CloneDegeneration: Instances produced from each existing instance's detached tail may exhibit severe deformities or be stillborn, and those that survive have minor changes in body pattern or tongue color.
* TalkingAnimal: They can talk.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3012 SCP-3012]] - Smoke the Reefer, Meet the Reaper

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3013 SCP-3013]] - An Expression of Mourning

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3014 SCP-3014]] - Lonely Hungry Daemon

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3015 SCP-3015]] - A Story Concerning Self-Doubt, Slight Disillusionment, and Frustration, As Told By the Lucky Member of a Group Whose Relatable Works Are Loved Internationally
See Characters.SCPFoundationMisters.
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!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3016 SCP-3016]] - Perpetual Motion Run Amok

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3017 SCP-3017]] - Person of Interest
One of the most tragic anomalies the Foundation has categorized, '''SCP-3017''' was a normal man named '''Frasier Melbrook.''' Frasier was known to generate a cognitohazard that made anyone around him think that he was a vicious criminal that needed to be locked up, and the Foundation to conclude that he might have collaborated with various groups of interest. Overwhelmed by the despair of his ability caused him, and the deaths of his family in a house fire, Frasier tragically took his life by jumping off a bridge.
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* BornUnlucky: What else is there to say about a man who's power is having anyone that looks at him think that he's a criminal.
* FaceOfAThug: Just want a normal life, but the majority of people will conclude he's a criminal when looking at him. An analysis of his face after his death reveals he possesses several facial features that are characteristics of criminals.
* HatePlague: The person causes almost everyone who looks at him to think he's a criminal. The Foundation is caught in the effect.
* InspectorJavert: his anomalous properties will cause almost anyone who spends any extended amount of time with him (about a 1-5% chance per minute) to become one of these to him, causing them to believe, uncompromisingly, that he is a criminal with an uncanny ability to escape custody and whom needs to be locked up. Only an extremely small minority of people (notably Frasier's family and acquaintances, along with several Foundation personnel) are immune to the effects, and thus are aware of Frasier's innocence, but this only causes those affected by 3017 to believe that they are in cahoots. Insofar as specific people, Dr. Paris Kiran takes this role within the SCP page, being the primary researcher who mercilessly interrogated Frasier and even had sympathetic Foundation personnel ''redesignated as SCP anomalies themselves''. It isn't until the end after Frasier kills himself that Kiran realizes his mistake, but by that point it's already too late for poor Frasier.
* PosthumousCharacter: The SCP was a human being who is now dead; thus it is classified as "Neutralized."
* TheScapegoat: On one occasion, he was crosstested with SCP-682. 682 realized his power and used him as a distraction while he made even more containment breaches than usual.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3018 SCP-3018]] - France & the Tale of the Well-Intentioned Understudies

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3019 SCP-3019]] - The Soylent Nursery

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3020 SCP-3020]] - Depression

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3021 SCP-3021]] - Q=

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3022 SCP-3022]] - Hooked on a Feeling

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3023 SCP-3023]] - And then it decided to be an angry spider

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3024 SCP-3024]] - The Doxx Ghost

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3025 SCP-3025]] - Lucidity

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3026 SCP-3026]] - Fashionable Neurovore

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3027 SCP-3027]] - Strong Language

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3028 SCP-3028]] - Take On Me
'''SCP-3028''' is a window flower box that produces Alex Jones-esque rants via the flowers that are grown in it.
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* BileFascination: InUniverse; Nicole [=McConnell=], a lawyer and art collector who bought the SCP, mentioned a "morbid fascination" she had with the SCP in her diary.
* BlatantLies: Some of the SCP's statements include the following: "The Columbine shooters did nothing wrong," "Self-defense is indefensible" and "Junk mail is good, and everyone should read it."
* InsaneTrollLogic: The [=SCP=]'s produced statements tend to run on questionable logic; for instance, one statement is: "Talking to your neighbors is the beginning of the slippery slope towards communism."

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3029 SCP-3029]] - KIC 8462852 ("Tabby's Star")

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3030 SCP-3030]] - Specialized Containment Proficiency Test

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3031 SCP-3031]] - Future Gift

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3032 SCP-3032]] - Ballistic Trees

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3033 SCP-3033]] - A Human Weapon

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3034 SCP-3034]] - The Counting Station
'''SCP-3034''' is a continuous broadcast of the voice of a teenage Russian girl (SCP-3034-A) counting backward from 200; she only stops counting if someone sends a reply with the Russian words for "all is well".
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* NumbersStation: It's a distorted broadcast, from the site of an abandoned station in Russia, of a girl who, rather than giving random numbers, counts down from 200 and only stops if an "all is well" reply is received.
* CreepyChild: SCP-3034-A is one of this, as revealed by the audio recordings left at the site.
* ApocalypticLog: The original operators of SCP-3034, Sergei and Vaslov, left one of these back in 1947, with explicit instructions to not let SCP-3034-A finish counting and mentions of "deals" of some sort.
* DirtyCommunists: Sergei and Vaslov were attempting to destroy America after they heard of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
* DealWithTheDevil: Against Sergei's wishes, Vaslov made one of these, sacrificing SCP-3034-A to an EldritchAbomination in exchange for America's destruction. Unfortunately, that entity wanted (and still wants) to destroy more than just America.
* PoweredByAForsakenChild: SCP-3034-A is one such child, but there's actually ''more'' such children. After the discovery of the logs, when researchers tried to analyze the background noise of her countdowns, they learned it was actually ''thousands of screaming children''.
* NothingIsScarier: After one researcher went rogue and tried to contact SCP-3034-A, thousands of children around the world vanished as the background noise grew louder, and the countdown shortened by one.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3035 SCP-3035]] - Science Bugs

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3036 SCP-3036]] - Stretch, Clown-Hunter Extraordinaire

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3037 SCP-3037]] - A Model City

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3038 SCP-3038]] - A White Door

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3039 SCP-3039]] - An Antiquated Guide

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3040 SCP-3040]] - Give Her A Hand

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3041 SCP-3041]] - The Red Knife
'''SCP-3041''' is an iron knife that causes a person that holds it to experience nightmares of themselves using the knife to mutilate people, then cut out and eat their hearts.
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* ImAHumanitarian: Those who hold SCP-3041 consistently have nightmares where they mutilate people they supposedly don't recognize, take their hearts out, and eat them.
* RetGone: [[spoiler:The people killed in the nightmares SCP-3041 causes are actual people who were cut up and had their hearts eaten in reality. They and the murders were subjected to an antimemetic effect that makes it as if they never existed, the only proof of their existence being the smell of rotting flesh where the murders took place and the empty space their hearts take up in the stomach of SCP-3041's wielder.]]

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3042 SCP-3042]] - Dog Is Love
'''SCP-3042''' is a dog that forms a bond with a person near it. If the bonded person is separated from the dog, it will destroy any obstacle in its path to return to them.
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* ImmuneToBullets: One agent it had bonded with fired several shots into it, none of which had any effect.
* TheJuggernaut: Practically nothing can stop it from getting back to the person it's bonded with (designated SCP-3042-1). It's been noted to destroy even the strongest of materials and be resistant to poison, disease and other physical harm.
* TheNeedless: Doesn't require food, water or sleep.
* PreciousPuppy: Not to the person it's bonded with, who gets worn out by its constant attention.
* ARareSentence: Due to its rampant destruction of whatever is in its way to get to its latest victim, the Foundation had to do something unusual.
-->'''Director's note''': I have assigned a Special Engineering team to modify a standard termination chamber which… and I never imagined writing these words… allows swift and easy escape of SCP-3042. We can't keep replacing doors every three weeks. -L.E.
* SanitySlippage: The person it's bonded with begins to suffer from delusions and memory lapses, among other things, due to the sleep deprivation that the SCP causes with its constant attention.
* YouKillItYouBoughtIt: The next person it bonds to has always played some part in the death of the previous person it was bonded to.
* YouWillNotEvadeMe: If SCP-3042-1 somehow escapes, nothing will stop the SCP from tracking them down and resuming its ceaseless affection.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3043 SCP-3043]] - Murphy Law in… Type 3043 — FOR MURDER!
'''SCP-3043''' was a sentient typewriter that was able to alter any written story or narrative that featured it. It had connections to SCP-3143 before it was neutralized by way of being punctured with bullets.
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* AnimateInanimateObject: The real SCP-3043 is a sentient typewriter that can alter any story, document or narrative in which it's featured.
* AntiHero:
-->'''Murphy Law:''' ''(narrating)'' Heroes always do what's right. But me? I'm no hero. I'm Murphy Law.
* ChairReveal: Murphy Law finds SCP-3043 sitting in Dr. Lewis' chair, and spins the chair to finally reveal its identity.
* ContemplativeBoss: Site Director August is introduced staring out the windows of his office.
* {{Crossover}}: SCP-423 ("Fred") has a cameo as "Agent Frederick". And Murphy Law himself would later get his own classification as SCP-3143.
* FallGuy: The real SCP-3043 manipulates the Foundation staff to think that Murphy Law is SCP-3043.
* GutturalGrowler: Murphy Law.
-->His voice is a harsh growl; as if he just swallowed a fistful of spent cigarette butts and followed it down with a sulfuric acid chaser.
* HandCannon: The script specifically notes that Murphy Law uses a .44 Magnum caliber handgun.
* HardboiledDetective: Murphy Law depicts himself as one.
* ItCanThink: Dr. Lewis tries to upgrade SCP-3043 from "Safe" to "Keter" when she realizes it's self-aware and can act on its own.
* {{Jerkass}}: SCP-3043 itself is a foul-mouthed, condescending typewriter who undermines Murphy Law's story as "STUPID HUMPHREY BOGART FANFIC NONSENSE". When it reappears in "[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/never-metafictional-character-i-liked Never Metafictional Character I Liked]]", it spends most of the story cussing out and mocking Dr. Thaum.
-->'''SCP-3043''': THIS IS THE AFTERLIFE AND I AM YOUR ALMIGHTY FUCKING GOD\\
NOW DROP TO YOUR KNEES AND PRAISE MY NAME YOU LOWLY PIECE OF SHIT
* NoirEpisode: Because Murphy Law warps reality around himself to make it all fit into the hardboiled crime genre.
* PaintingTheMedium: Most of the entry is formatted like a screenplay, because Murphy Law has the anomalous effect of warping reality into a NoirEpisode.
* PrivateEyeMonologue: Provided by Murphy Law, of course.
-->'''Murphy Law:''' ''(narrating)'' You see a lot of ugly in this line of work. Good people with bellies full of lead, left to bleed out in rain-soaked alleyways. Love ruined -- turned inside out -- until it just becomes an angry, festering sore. Statues that'll kill you as fast as you blink.\\
But when it comes to ugly, nothing beats a containment breach.
* RealityWarper: SCP-3043 can rewrite reality by altering any ''story'' that contains itself. However, the presence of the more powerful narrative-manipulator (i.e. Murphy Law) negates its effects, much to its dismay.
* RedHerring: Initially, the reader is led to believe that Murphy Law is SCP-3043, and Site Director August actually refers to him as such. However, it turns out not to be the case, as the real SCP-3043 is a sentient RealityWarper typewriter that gets its entry hijacked by Murphy Law.
* RetGone: Dr. Lewis discovers that the true SCP-3043 (which supposedly has the ability to alter any document that contains itself) is sapient and malevolent. When she tries to inform others of this, it reveals it actually has the ability to alter any ''story'' that contains itself - including the lives of those who have encountered it - and tries to retroactively erase her from existence. Murphy evidently saves her in the nick of time.
* SemanticSuperpower: SCP-3043 can alter the text of any document or narrative about it. But this includes the ability to rewrite people's memories, and mind-control people by changing the "narrative" in their head.
* SirSwearsALot: SCP-3043 has one of the filthiest mouths on the site, cussing in every other sentence.
* SpotlightStealingSquad: Murphy Law makes himself the main character of SCP-3043's entry. The actual SCP barely shows up in Murphy's screenplay.
-->'''SCP-3043:''' THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE MY STORY NOT YOURS
* ShoutOut: The title is a reference to ''Film/DialMForMurder''. SCP-3043 calls Murphy Law's screenplay "stupid Creator/HumphreyBogart fanfic nonsense." And the last scene quotes from ''Film/{{Chinatown}}''.
* StrawFan: In "[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/never-metafictional-character-i-liked Never Metafictional Character I Didn't Like]]", it at one point proclaims the site has been going downhill, complains about some notably experimental [=SCPs=], and declares that it wants things to go back to the old days, linking a number of notably "edgy" [=SCPs=].
* VillainousBreakdown: SCP-3043 when it realizes Murphy Law has completely overtaken its narrative and is giving the Foundation an EarnYourHappyEnding moment.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3044 SCP-3044]] - Evolution In A Bottle

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3045 SCP-3045]] - bzzip.exe

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3046 SCP-3046]] - Model TH-223

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3047 SCP-3047]] - To Be Drowned by A Train

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3048 SCP-3048]] - Tantalus
'''SCP-3048''' is a man who is unable to consume most food or drink, since they either combust or evaporate when they are brought to his mouth.
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* MeaningfulName: The SCP is named after [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tantalus Tantalus]], a Greek mythological figure who was cursed to be unable to consume food or drink. However, the SCP is able to consume some foods, such as whipped cream and some protein shakes; implied to be because the ancient curse [[FutureFoodIsArtificial doesn't recognize them as food]].
* {{Irony}}: SCP-3048 can only eat extremely processed foods, but apparently used to work for a health resort.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3049 SCP-3049]] - To Make an Apple Pie from Scratch
'''SCP-3049''' is an oven that, when its center dial is set to "Apple Pie", will create a miniature universe with an accelerated timeline similar to that used in ''Series/{{Cosmos}}'', except that the universe (designated SCP-3049-1) always winds up turning into an edible apple pie.
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* AccidentalMisnaming: 3049 was recovered by Agent Rembrandt Anderson from a Mrs. Taylor who referred to him as "John", "Kevin", "Jacob", and "Brian" while he was interviewing her.
* CompleteTheQuoteTitle; "If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."
* GreyGoo: SCP-3049-1 always succumbs to this (an invention designated SCP-3049-2) in order for it to become apple pie.
* MyGodWhatHaveIDone: The researcher studying 3049 requested a project transfer after she'd published her report on 3049-1.
* ScaleModelDestruction: Subverted, as 3049-1 is a real (although awfully tiny) universe.
* YearInsideHourOutside: For most of the "cooking" process, 1 minute outside 3049 equals 500 million years for 3049-1. But when a planetary civilization is on the verge of creating 3049-2, 1 minute outside the oven equals 1000 years for 3049-1.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:[=3050-3099=]]]
!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3050 SCP-3050]] - Ogden

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3051 SCP-3051]] - Interactive Time Loop

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3052 SCP-3052]] - Disturbed

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3053 SCP-3053]] - Off the Rails

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3054 SCP-3054]] - Cragstaff Sanitarium

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3055 SCP-3055]] - Yes, And
'''SCP-3055''' is '''Dan's Institute of Improvised Thespianry''', a troupe of actors who always move and act as one. The affected actors are unable to die and can produce beams of light that will assimilate anyone caught in their vicinity.
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* AndIMustScream: The eight people classified under this SCP are constantly forced to act as if improvising a scene (aside from eating, sleeping and taking breaks in general), without being able to talk to anyone else outside of suggestions, and they can't leave a building unless all of them do it. This is so bad that one of the instances thanked one of the police officers who had come to arrest them before killing herself with his gun, only to be resurrected a few moments later.
* BackFromTheDead: None of them can be permanently killed.
* MeaningfulName: "Yes, and" is shorthand for a rule commonly taught in improv: you should always go along with whatever anyone else says no matter what. The troupe members are themselves unable to act without such suggestions.
* YouWillBeAssimilated: Anyone who does not give a suggestion when prompted will become part of the group soon afterwards after being hit by a beam of light produced by each of the troupe members.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3056 SCP-3056]] - Fireflu

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3057 SCP-3057]] - Fossil Fuels
'''SCP-3057''' is a phenomenon where crude oil is transformed into sentient prehistoric species.
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* BigCreepyCrawlies:
** SCP-3057-2 is an arthropod resembling predatory shrimp that is a ''meter long''.
** SCP-3057-3 is a species of prehistoric dragonfly with a wingspan of ''0.65 meters''. However, these die soon after manifesting from crude oil, due to having evolved in a more oxygen-rich environment than the Earth's current atmosphere.
* FeatheredFiend: According to several witnesses, SCP-3057-4 (Velociraptors) had feathers.
* LesserOfTwoEvils: The person who originally deployed the SCP ([=PoI=]-8A051) sees prehistoric species running around on modern-day Earth as being not as bad as "dumping five million barrels of poison into the ocean", as he puts it.
* PrehistoricMonster: SCP-3057-5 (a Megalodon) combines this trope ThreateningShark, and each instance is '''18 meters long'''.
* RealEventFictionalCause: Inverted; the SCP was deployed in an attempt to reverse the environmental damage caused by the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deepwater_Horizon_oil_spill Deepwater Horizon explosion]].
* WellIntentionedExtremist: [=PoI=]-8A051 was trying to reverse the environmental damage from the Deepwater Horizon explosion.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3058 SCP-3058]] - Concavity

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3059 SCP-3059]] - Infictious Self-Insert

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3060 SCP-3060]] - Sleep Paralysis

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3061 SCP-3061]] - Reluctant Fiend
'''SCP-3061''' is a series of rituals utilized to summon '''SCP-3061-1''', a humanoid entity known as '''"Fendsmul"'''. Fendsmul is often tolerant of the Foundation and is willing to cooperate with them, but he also has a knack for making bargains that force the buyer to grant him something immensely valuable to them, such as their children.
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* AbusiveParents: Paul ████ was perfectly willing to sacrifice not one, but ''both'' of his children to the SCP in order to get what he wanted (which was to ''pay off bills'').
* EvenEvilHasStandards: PlayedForLaughs. SCP-3061-1 loves making [[DealWithTheDevil Faustian bargains]], but hates being summoned to do mundane tasks like paying off bills, and is disgusted by those that agree to his terms without a second thought.
* EvilIsPetty: It is ''not,'' and it despises people who ''are.''
* HumanoidAbomination: SCP-3061-1 normally appears as an ordinary human in front of Foundation personnel; however, it will occasionally manifest the features of animals, with the most common being the feet of a mountain hare and the fingers of an aye-aye.
* MasterOfIllusion: SCP-3061-1 is able to summon very detailed and realistic illusions, which it can then interact with as if they were real.
* MundaneUtility: Paul ████ summoned SCP-3061-1 because he was in a lot of debt over his car and he also wanted an extension for his home, and he wanted the money.
* NoChallengeEqualsNoSatisfaction: It cares more about the anguish those it's trying to tempt goes through than it does about getting its sacrifices. Those that are willing to give up their kids without a second thought, or cultists without any real faith or emotion behind what they're doing irritates him.
* NobleDemon: It flatly refuses to make deals that are within the mundane grasp of its summoner, and is in fact morally disgusted by their laziness. It also thoroughly dislikes a LackOfEmpathy shown by summoners who don't agonize over their choices.
* VillainRespect: [[AntiHero The Foundation]] ends up suggesting a deal that SCP-3061-1 becomes interested in, because it's something genuinely grandiose and [[WellIntentionedExtremist desperate]] as opposed to the normal EvilIsPetty drek it is often summoned for.
* WouldHurtAChild: SCP-3061-1 often demands the soul(s) of its summoner's children in exchange for whatever it grants them.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3062 SCP-3062]] - The Lone and Level Sands Stretch Far Away
'''SCP-3062''' is a shapeshifting entity that manifests in the Sahara Desert, and does so expressly for the purpose of taunting people who become stranded in the desert.
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* DoNotTauntCthulhu: [[spoiler:When Foundation personnel found its tomb, the SCP manifested nearby and destroyed the structure, injuring several of the personnel.]]
* FlyingDutchman: It lures victims in this way (although it is unable to manifest anywhere outside the Sahara.) [[spoiler:Its tomb inscription revealed that it was made one of these as punishment for torturing several ancient Egyptians.]]
* LightIsNotGood: To taunt a D-class who was a devout Catholic, it took an angel-like form.
* LiteraryAllusionTitle: The title is the last line of Percy Brysshe Shelley's poem ''Ozymandias''.
* LookOnMyWorksYeMightyAndDespair: [[spoiler:On a local level: it was once an infamous criminal in ancient Egypt. Now it wanders the Sahara, capable of tormenting and killing ''only'' people who have gotten lost. Even its tomb no longer exists.]]
* {{Sadist}}: It takes great pleasure in tormenting and driving its victims insane.
* SealedEvilInACan: [[spoiler: According to the hieroglyphics found in an ancient Egyptian structure (which was subsequently destroyed by the SCP), the SCP was cursed to be trapped in the desert forever after causing a great deal of suffering.]]
* ShapeshifterDefaultForm: It is often described as looking like a 20-year-old Egyptian man.
* ShapeshifterGuiltTrip: It often takes the forms of a victim's loved ones in order to taunt the victim.
* VoluntaryShapeshifting: It can change its shape at will, and do so almost instantly.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3063 SCP-3063]] - A fly
'''SCP-3063''' is a talking housefly with the ability to bend reality. The fly seeks out victims by telling them that it can supposedly grant them wishes. Should the person accept its deal, the fly's larvae will manifest inside the victim's organs, eating them until the victim dies.
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* AnimalisticAbomination: It's a [[RealityWarper reality-bending]] entity that manifests as a common housefly.
* BodyHorror: 2376 days after a person makes a deal with the SCP, 5000 to 20000 fly eggs will manifest inside their internal organs, and the maggots will hatch and eat the person's flesh (and also reproduce after maturing into flies) until the person dies.
* DealWithTheDevil: It tries to tempt someone with something that they greatly desire in exchange for an unspecified price. If said person disagrees, it will continue to contact them until they agree to its offer.
* DrivenToSuicide: 70% of people affected by the SCP will commit suicide after the eggs manifest.
* LoopholeAbuse: It uses technicalities to deny the Foundation certain things, like only applying when they ask for its death or containment to its current manifestation. In addition when the Foundation tries to get more information out of it it just manifests its own containment report and finally how its current and next victim will die.
* {{Telepathy}}: The SCP is described as being telepathic.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3064 SCP-3064]] - Hymn of Courage

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3065 SCP-3065]] - The Man Cave

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3066 SCP-3066]] - Absurdity

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3067 SCP-3067]] - Interdimensional Pirate Radio Station

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3068 SCP-3068]] - Halycon Light Beta

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3069 SCP-3069]] - To Force the Hand of God

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3070 SCP-3070]] - Highly Unusual Attempts at Solar Conquest

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3071 SCP-3071]] - An Ex-Banana

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3072 SCP-3072]] - They're Trading Away Our Lives Out There

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3073 SCP-3073]] - All the Men And Women Merely Players
'''SCP-3073''' is a man with a miniature theatre replacing his face. The theatre is inhabited by a race of miniature humanoids that put on performances inside the theatre.
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* BadBadActing: SCP-3073-1's performances are of objectively poor quality, with cast members showing extreme stage fright, having bad acting skills and forgetting their lines.
* BerserkButton: SCP-3073 doesn't like having the cast's performance disrupted by a talking or booing audience member, and if they don't stop, he becomes aggressive and tries to remove the person by force.
* HellIsThatNoise: Its symphonies have been described as "an earsplitting cacophony".
* LiteraryAllusionTitle: The title is taken from Creator/WilliamShakespeare's ''Theatre/AsYouLikeIt''.
* VagueAge: When questioned about his age, the SCP stated that he was "as old as the stage itself".

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3074 SCP-3074]] - Kafka's Parking Garage

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3075 SCP-3075]] - A Day At The Beach Is All It Takes

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3076 SCP-3076]] - Avidity

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3077 SCP-3077]] - Sugar Golems
See Recap.SCPFoundationCanons under the Dread and Circuses folder.
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!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3078 SCP-3078]] - Cognitohazardous Shitpost
'''SCP-3078''' was a meme that originally featured the text "when you inhale the devils mary jane smoke". Viewing it caused viewers to laugh uncontrollably and die. The Foundation managed to neutralize it within one day.
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* DieLaughing: Not only did 3078 cause this, but people would continue laughing even after death.
* FourTwentyBlazeIt: Many of the bots sharing 3078 had "420" in their usernames, since "mary jane" is a nickname for marijuana.
* MyGodWhatHaveIDone: Its creator changed its text several times in a plea for help after their friends died and kept laughing posthumously.
* UnexplainedRecovery: Somehow, it's un-neutralized in SCP-5000 so the evil alternate Foundation can use it to kill humanity (or at least, force the Church of the Broken God to take down the internet). How this happened is never explained.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3079 SCP-3079]] - 300 Tricks: Stage Magic Made Easy

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3080 SCP-3080]] - The Power of Love
'''SCP-3080''' was the designation for several anomalous phenomena that manifested from the romantic and consensual relationship between a pair of Foundation researchers.
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* FakingTheDead: Peter ███████ reveals himself to have faked his own death in a car accident at the doctors' wedding.
* GreenEyedMonster: Anyone who spent time with either of the Drs. Catherine and Simon ███████ (designated SCP-3080-1 and -2 respectively) would become very jealous of the doctor they weren't in love with.
* LoveMakesYouEvil: Anyone affected by the SCP would go to great lengths to get the doctor they were in love with for themselves (one great example being Peter ███████, SCP-3080-2's twin brother, who made unwanted advances on SCP-3080-1).
* LovePotion: Anyone who spent a significant amount of time with either of the doctors would fall intensely in love with one of them and become jealous of the other.
* MurderTheHypotenuse: Dr. O████ shot SCP-3080-2 while under the effects of the SCP, and SCP-3080-2 later died, thus neutralizing the SCP's effects for good.
* ThePowerOfLove: Aside from [[TitleDrop the title]], when separated for long periods of time, the doctors showed increased strength and endurance while attempting to reunite with each other.
* StalkerWithACrush: Taryn W█████, a college roommate of SCP-3080-1, began stalking SCP-3080-2 and taking pictures of him without his knowledge, to the point that she got arrested and charged with one count of felony stalking.
* WhatDoesSheSeeInHim: When Dr. O████ confronted SCP-3080-2, he demanded "What did she even see in you?".
* WomanScorned: A gender-inverted version: before Peter's apparent death in a car accident, he wrote the couple out of his will after SCP-3080-1 rejected his advances and then filed a restraining order against him.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3081 SCP-3081]] - H A N D M I L K ™
'''SCP-3081''' is a field in South Dakota inhabited by '''SCP-3081-1''', large organisms that resemble human hands and exhibit behaviors reminiscent of domestic cattle.
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* BizarreAlienBiology: SCP-3081-1 instances are organisms resembling large human hands (1.4 m average height) that behave like cattle.
* DyingRace: For whatever reason, SCP-3081-1 always ends up giving birth to deformed offspring, making them unable to maintain a stable population. They might as well be considered sterile, considering they tried for babies 18 times, got deformities 17 times, and survivors none of the time. [[spoiler:Soft Hands later puts them out of their misery]].
* HeelRealization: Sometime between [[spoiler:SCP-2494]] and this SCP, [[spoiler:Soft Hands realized that they shouldn't give human hands to other animals and instead should be protecting the ones normal humans already have]].
* ShootTheDog: [[spoiler:SCP-3081-1 is harvested by Soft Hands and turned into skin care products. A note attached to the shipment containing them suggests the group was rearing the giant hands to try and make up for the ecological nightmare that was their previous product, SCP-2494. Also, killing the hands is comparable to euthanasia, as [[DyingRace they were functionally sterile and kept fruitlessly struggling to overcome this]]]].
* TookALevelInKindness: [[spoiler:Soft Hands from SCP-2494 reappears to harvest SCP-3081-1 into skin care products. While unexpectedly dark, the legible note attached to their shipment shows that they're at least trying to help without hurting anyone, unlike SCP-2494 where Soft Hands was largely unintelligible and was about to cause an ecological disaster by crippling countless animals with useless human hands]].
-->Please take care of your hands. They're the only hands you'll get.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3082 SCP-3082]] - Neverland's Lost Boys and Girls
'''SCP-3082''' is a treehouse containing a portal to an alternate dimension. This dimension is inhabited by a large collection of children who have run away from home and stopped aging. The treehouse was created by a young reality-warper who transformed herself into the tree it was built upon.
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* AbusiveParents: All the children in the SCP claim to have been teleported there after escaping from an abusive household.
* NeverGrewUp: The children and their possessions have not aged since they arrived in the SCP.
* RealityWarper: [[spoiler:According to Aria Morrison, her sister Jacquelyn created the SCP using her special abilities, and it's implied that she's either the massive tree at the SCP's center or else part of it.]]

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3083 SCP-3083]] - Echoes of a Mistake

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3084 SCP-3084]] - ''Seven Strangers at a Feast''

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3085 SCP-3085]] - Seasons Change

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3086 SCP-3086]] - Death of the Author, etc.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3087 SCP-3087]] - The Owl-Car

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3088 SCP-3088]] - Law of the Land
'''SCP-3088''' was the town of '''Cullen, Nebraska''', a fading community based on several textile mills. After the election of '''Mayor Thomas Ronson''' ('''SCP-3088-1'''), all the town's laws became absolute. A few days after an MTF team investigated, the town vanished completely except for the mayor's house.
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* ApocalypticLog: Two, in the form of the MTF team's transmissions and the Mayor's diary. The former details how they got trapped in Cullen and tried to escape, and the latter details the mayor's descent into madness and tyranny.
* HoistByHisOwnPetard: Ronson tries to pass a law to expel the MTF team from Cullen when they arrive to investigate him, but in doing so violates a previous law that bans anyone from leaving, triggering a RealityBreakingParadox that erases the entire town from existence.
* KnightTemplar: Mayor Ronson genuinely wants to reinvigorate the town. Which is why he prevents people from leaving, prevents internet and cell phone usage (somebody tried to call for help), and made unemployment illegal to force people to work the mills.
* LaserGuidedKarma: In the end, Ronson is done in by his own laws when he tries to have the MTF team expelled from Cullen, violating the law that no-one is allowed to leave and causing the entire town to vanish due to a RealityBreakingParadox.
* LogicBomb: The town vanished when the effect tried to enforce two mutually-contradictory laws; in this case, the rule that no one in town could leave and a law that the MTF team were to be expelled.
* LoopholeAbuse: After the MTF team gets trapped in Cullen, they have to use radio to communicate with the outside (phones and internet are banned, but radio isn't), and they try to end the effect keeping them trapped by getting the townspeople to vote Ronson out of office.
* MundaneUtility: Mayor Ronson used his power of reality warping via legislation to fix structural damage, provide the town's mills with materials, and prevent petty crime.
* NiceJobBreakingItHero: In the end, all the Foundation actually accomplished was provoking Ronson into triggering a RealityBreakingParadox and wiping Cullen off the face of the map.
* RealityBreakingParadox: One of the first laws Mayor Ronson made upon realizing his power was that no one could leave the town. However, tired of the MTF Unit, the mayor made a law said that all military personnel must leave immediately, conflicting with the prior law saying no one could leave. So the entire town vanished from existence.
* RealityWarper: Any law made in the town is immediately enforced by reality itself (i.e. when he mandates that the roads should be fixed, they immediately are without anyone fixing them), making Mayor Rostron one as long as he remained in power. The Foundation isn't sure whether it's some bizarre property of the town itself or whether Ronson was unconsciously warping reality to make his laws unbreakable (the effect manifested when he took office), and it's a moot point either way because the town's gone.
* WellIntentionedExtremist: Ronson genuinely wants to re-invigorate Cullen. The problem is that he doesn't always fully anticipate the consequences of his laws, and his attempts to fix these consequences slowly lead him to go mad with power.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3089 SCP-3089]] - That Old Time Religion

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3090 SCP-3090]] - This girl's gone bad on a game attack
See Characters.SCPFoundationMisters.
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!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3091 SCP-3091]] - Temporal Funnel Trap

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3092 SCP-3092]] - Gorilla Warfare
'''SCP-3092''' is a claw machine that transforms any prize it manage to drop into a sapient, animate plush gorilla. These gorillas, designated '''SCP-3092-A''', are shown to have various differing personalities, beliefs, and intellects, and they also share an efficiency in guerilla warfare.
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* MeaningfulName: The title is a play on "guerrilla warfare".

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3093 SCP-3093]] - The Color Vulvide

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3094 SCP-3094]] - Fall into the Gaap

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3095 SCP-3095]] - Bird is the Word

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3096 SCP-3096]] - One Day at a Time

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3097 SCP-3097]] - A Game Of Fetch

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3098 SCP-3098]] - Triviality

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3099 SCP-3099]] - High Impact Sexual Violence
[[/folder]]

[[folder:[=3100-3149=]]]
!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3100 SCP-3100]] - The Reliquary
'''SCP-3100''' is a South African cave system that has approximately 5km of natural tunnels, and is filled with niches used to inter bodies. Bodies that are less than 20 hours old, when placed in one of these niches, immediately stop decomposing.
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* BodyHorror: As Foundation surveyors explored the caves, they came across bodies in increasingly poor condition, with many showing bent fingers, open fractures, and unspecified neck wounds. When two members of Task Force 707 went further down to figure out what put the other members of their team in comatose-like states, they found something incredibly distressing.
-->'''707-09:''' Oh lord. That's your face. Marsh, it's got your face.
* LossOfIdentity: Any individual that enters SCP-3100 - trained or not - experiences visions after prolonged exposure; in these cases, they are disassociating and experiencing the memories of previously interred individuals. These experiences are described in similar terms to other [=SCPs=] which cause identity erasure.
* MemoryJar: The memories of the deceased can be accessed by anyone who enters SCP-3100; the Foundation immediately takes advantage of this to preserve useful and/or important information, with Task Force 707 formed to do so. Naturally, there are complications.
* NothingIsScarier: During the containment breach, a member of Task Force 707 ruminated on their mission while exploring the deepest depths of SCP-3100. Eventually, they noticed that the precursor bodies buried there were waking up, just before contact was lost. While the site was evacuated, heat in the caves dramatically increased, then dissipates in a column above the local area. Afterwards, something inside the Earth is stated to have woken up, with an attached image showing an enormous, shadowy figure that's apparently SCP-3000.
* {{Precursors}}: When SCP-3100 was discovered, there were already bodies filling the niches, with bodies found throughout most of the cave system. Those bodies are suggested to be an undiscovered ancestor of ''Homo erectus'', but with small frames and unusually developed hands.
* SanitySlippage: Foundation personnel that spent even longer in 3100 started to have episodes, during which they muttered and made indistinct sounds while [[{{Fingore}} bending their fingers the same way]] the ''Erectus'' precursor bodies were. After containment was breached, all but one member of Task Force 707 was found in this state.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3101 SCP-3101]] - Contain Me Harder

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3102 SCP-3102]] - The Conflagration

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3103 SCP-3103]] - Vengeful Wings
'''SCP-3103''' is a palm cockatoo that exhibits distressing behavior when a human comes within 5 meters of it. It will alter the minds of humans in its vicinity to gain the intellectual capacity and mannerisms of bird chicks so it can care for them.
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* {{Brainwashing}}: Her anomalous effect. She can convert humans into a mindset identical to a baby bird so that she can "take care of them". This condition does not appear to be reversible.
* EvilPoacher: Two members of a TerribleTrio of these were her first victims, after they stole her chicks. It's not clear if this incident was what caused her anomalous properties or if she had them all along.
* FeatheredFiend: Aside from her anomalous effect, she appears to be an ordinary cockatoo.
* MamaBear: She's motivated by revenge for her lost offspring.
* ReplacementGoldfish: SCP-3103-1 (the humans brainwashed by SCP-3103) are this for SCP-3103's chicks, who were taken from her by poachers.
* {{Revenge}}: As her name suggests, this is her motivation. She wants revenge for the kidnapping of her chicks.
* WoobieDestroyerOfWorlds: A grieving mother who copes by converting everyone she meets into her "babies".

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3104 SCP-3104]] - Cops Magnet
'''SCP-3104''' is a brick of cocaine that compels any law enforcement officers who learn of its existence to seize it and place it in custody.
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* BrownNote: It's the "infohazard" type; any cops ''will'' try to take it, even if they're several hundred miles away when they first hear about it.
* HammerspacePoliceForce: The SCP induces the "deadly stampede" variant of this.
* LemmingCops: A human crush resulted when a crowd of police officers from multiple jurisdictions attempted to capture it. Meanwhile, police vehicles pursuing the object ran out of fuel.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3105 SCP-3105]] - A Journey Home...

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3106 SCP-3106]] - A Flesh Removing Bog

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3107 SCP-3107]] - The Well Documented Marble

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3108 SCP-3108]] - The Nerfing Gun
See Recap.SCPFoundationCanons under the Those Twisted Pines folder.
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!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3109 SCP-3109]] - Indeterminate Source

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3110 SCP-3110]] - One Man's Trash...
'''SCP-3110''' is a dumpster that is able to teleport monetary items placed inside it into the pockets of, or into a crevice near, a random person within two kilometers of it.
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* CompleteTheQuoteTitle: "... is another man's treasure."
* {{Teleportation}}: It's a garbage disposal unit that teleports a valuable item placed within it to a crevice in the vicinity of a random person within a two-kilometer radius.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3111 SCP-3111]] - Fingerball

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3112 SCP-3112]] - [=InDi=]-Mail

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3113 SCP-3113]] - In My Way

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3114 SCP-3114]] - Wouldn't it be Chilly?
'''SCP-3114''' is an animate human skeleton that responds to stimuli like a normal human. The skeleton has shown that it wants to interact with people and be accepted as one of their own. Unfortunately, the skeleton's methods of achieving this goal amount to strangling the nearest person it can find and flay off their skin and wear it.
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* AxCrazy: Subverted. It attacks and kills humans whenever it sees them, but it's not doing it just because it can...
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: Evidently, it doesn't understand that killing people to take their skin isn't the best way to alleviate the whole "not having skin" thing.
* CompleteTheQuoteTitle: "Wouldn't it be chilly without any skin?"
* DemBones: It's a living, animate human skeleton.
* FlayedAlive: Subverted. It kills its victims before skinning them.
* PetTheDog: Literally! When introduced to a border collie, 3114 played with it and the two had a great time. The SCP actually seemed to become depressed when the border collie left.
* ReplicantSnatching: Downplayed; 3114 simply wants a skin and does not seek to disguise itself as the dead person.
* TragicMonster: Far from being just a mindless, bloodthirsty abomination, it appears to be incredibly lonely and hopeful that having skin will remedy this. When it manages to put on some skin that fits its body perfectly and ''then'' is given a human to interact with, its response is to try and ''communicate'' with him rather than kill him.
* WoobieDestroyerOfWorlds: It starts out as standard nightmare fuel, but it turns out to be a creature that just desperately wants to be ''accepted''.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3115 SCP-3115]] - 99.7 Cognitohazard FM

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3116 SCP-3116]] - It's time to stop posting

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3117 SCP-3117]] - A Monster-Shaped Hole
'''SCP-3117''' is a dream caused by exposure to a certain series of factors spread throughout several forms of media. People who experience the dream end up going missing.
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* EldritchAbomination: Played with; the SCP item isn't exactly a monster, in that it doesn't properly exist. Rather, it's essentially the ''suggestion'' of something like this. [[MindScrew Doesn't stop it from somehow killing you, though.]]
* MindScrew: The true nature of the anomaly is an absolute brain-twister, and trying to understand it just makes you more likely to be killed by it.
* YourMindMakesItReal: The true nature of the anomaly: it doesn't properly exist, but by studying materials related to to the anomaly- [[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou seemingly including the SCP Foundation document]]- you make yourself vulnerable to it. [[MindScrew Somehow.]]

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3118 SCP-3118]] - Lunch Gun
'''SCP-3118''' is a pistol that, when used to shoot someone in the head, causes food (designated SCP-3118-1) that the victim previously ate to manifest from the bullet hole in lieu of a bullet.
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* BoomHeadshot: While SCP-3118 uses the traditional Beretta M9 pistol ammunition, whenever aimed at the subjects' head; it will result in the "exit" that the bullet should pass through to instead manifest as food along with any eating utensils used at any point in the subjects life, but only with food that was eaten at some point between 11 AM and 3 PM local time. Those that are shot in this manner have a 66% chance survival rate based on how many times they are shot with SCP-3118, with the sixth test with D-10331 resulting in a white liquid identified as breast milk before dying.
* ChildEater: One of the test subjects used to test SCP-3118's properties: D-10422, managed to have the shot manifest as a living 6-year old child that was reported to have gone missing from Klamath Falls, Oregon back in 2010.
* KarmaHoudini: Despite his damning crime of having devoured around three children before being arrested and later brought into the control of the Foundation for D-Class, D-10422 has been prevented from being used to further test the capabilities of SCP-3118 by order of the Site Director.
* ShootTheShaggyDogStory: The unfortunate manifestation of the SCP-3118-1 when tested on D-10422 was terminated after DNA tests proved [[BackFromTheDead that it was indeed the very same missing child.]]

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3119 SCP-3119]] - Lord of the Dance

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3120 SCP-3120]] - Help Desk

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3121 SCP-3121]] - Get Out of My Head

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3122 SCP-3122]] - You Have Reached Your Destination

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3123 SCP-3123]] - Insult to Injury

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3124 SCP-3124]] - Not a Football

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3125 SCP-3125]] - The Escapee
See Characters.SCPFoundationSCPs.
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!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3126 SCP-3126]] - The Immobile Muse

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3127 SCP-3127]] - Nineteen Year Old Jessica Lambert And A Female Pig Of Abnormal Size, Forever
'''SCP-3127''' was once '''Jessica Lambert''', a 19-year old woman who gradually transformed into a pig the size of a building.
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* AndIMustScream: Her fate in general, and her current form has her especially in this state, being a building size pig who can only vocalize her confusion with binary pauses between her screams.
* BodyHorror: Gets progressively worse as the Moccus Events go on, highlights include a Jessica Lambert with her internal organs full of piglets, a pig whose internal organs are full of ''screaming'' Jessica Lamberts, and a cross between Jessica Lambert and a pig.
* TheEmpath: What the Foundation initially thought Jessica Lambert was, with her touch making others feel the same emotions as her for a limited time. Unfortunately the Foundation learns that she is something far more dangerous.
* LossOfIdentity: The SCP eventually has this crisis, not knowing any more whether she is Jessica Lambert or a female pig.
* MercyKill: Uncommonly for the Foundation, they're actively trying to put Jessica out of her misery. But they simply ''can't'' - every time she dies, she comes back more dangerous.
* NiceJobBreakingItHero: The Moccus Events started after Jessica was exposed to unspecified other anomalies for testing purposes.
* PowerIncontinence: One of the primary reasons she's so dangerous - as she mutates further, she becomes capable of wreaking increasingly lethal psychic devastation just from ''existing.'' The form mentioned above, as a pig full of screaming Jessica's? Those screams were instantly fatal to anyone who heard them. And it only gets worse from there.
* SerialEscalation: What the SCP's existence generally boils down to, with a repeating cycle of having a Moccus Event, turning into an escalating reversal of what she was previously, and her new scream turning the personal around it into what it was previously. The ending of the article implies that yet another Moccus Event is about to happen.
* TragicMonster: The SCP is entirely aware of her situation and becomes increasingly confused about what is going on and who exactly she is.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3128 SCP-3128]] - Let's Play Monopoly!

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3129 SCP-3129]] - Mr. November

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3130 SCP-3130]] - The Princess and Her Bodyguards Walk Alone
See Recap.SCPFoundationCanons under the folder The Gulf.
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!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3131 SCP-3131]] - Music is Life

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3132 SCP-3132]] - Crackin' the Back Knack

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3133 SCP-3133]] - An Email to O5-05

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3134 SCP-3134]] - The Things Left Behind

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3135 SCP-3135]] - ''Star Trek: The Next Generation: The Journey Contiues!''

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3136 SCP-3136]] - Here Be Monsters

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3137 SCP-3137]] - Nitepad™

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3138 SCP-3138]] - A Sepulcher by the Sea

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3139 SCP-3139]] - America's Labyrinth

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3140 SCP-3140]] - Botanical Warfare

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3141 SCP-3141]] - Anomalous Theorem

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3142 SCP-3142]] - If you can dream it, you can do it (as long as your dream is of being broke)

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3143 SCP-3143]] - Murphy Law in… The Foundation Always Rings Twice!
See Characters.SCPFoundationSCPs.
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!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3144 SCP-3144]] - The Real World Is Faker Than Wrestling

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3145 SCP-3145]] - Self-Insert

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3146 SCP-3146]] - Money Match

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3147 SCP-3147]] - Tongue Twisted

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3148 SCP-3148]] - Tranquility
'''SCP-3148''' is an extradimensional entity taking the form of a solid state drive. It is believed that this entity has destroyed numerous alternate worlds for its own amusement.
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* AlternateUniverse: Iterations 1 through 5 of SCP-3148 take place in the universe that SCP-3148 defeated. The article proper occurs in baseline reality, where, after the Foundation discovers the SCP-format documentation on SCP-3148-1, elects to just seal the SSD up and forget about it.
* BadassBoast: SCP-3148 writes a poem insulting the Foundation for losing to them in the first place. While it reeks of narcissism, some merit should probably be given for the decent writing put into it.
* TheChessmaster: SCP-3148 infects the Overseers and slowly strings along events until the Keter-level containment protocol is abolished, and upgrades itself to Thaumiel and disseminates its effects across the world.
* CulturedBadass: As eldritch, heinous, and sociopathic as SCP-3148 is, it's fully capable of writing good poetry, something that takes quite a bit of culturing to do.
* EvilGloating: SCP-3148 is [[https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-3148-5/rocket.jpg not above]] uncultured gloating to its victims.
-->''I won''\\
''Give up''\\
''Give up''
* EldritchAbomination: SCP-3148 is an infohazardous entity that transcends multiversal boundaries, picking off random universes for fun by scaring its inhabitants into destroying themselves.
* HistoricalInJoke: The Cuban Missile Crisis was caused by SCP-3148 infection.
* ItAmusedMe: Why SCP-3148 destroys the worlds it comes across. Nothing more, nothing less.
* JerkassHasAPoint: Let's not dance around the issue - it's a wonder the world of the SCP Foundation is still alive by now. With nearly 4000 recorded anomalies in containment, many of them world-ending, and plenty of normal weapons that could easily destroy the world, it almost makes SCP-3148 rather sympathetic... until you realize that it destroyed the parallel universe because ItAmusedMe.
* LaserGuidedKarma: After destroying what is implied to be countless parallel worlds through paranoia and deception, SCP-3148's regime bites it when it gets stuck in an SSD which the Foundation elects to lock up after discovering its contents.
* LogicalWeakness: SCP-3148 may be an extradimensional entity and ''the'' [[TheChessmaster chessmaster]] of apocalyptic scenarios, but it's still just a SealedEvilInACan. The Foundation in baseline reality just takes the SSD containing it (along with an unlimited-energy battery that happened to be blasted with it) and throws it in a box.
* RedHerring: SCP-3148-2 has nothing to do with the anomaly on its own. It's merely a Foundation-built device that somehow got flung into baseline reality with the SSD that SCP-3148 itself is currently rotting in.
* SealedEvilInACan: Intentionally presents itself initially sealed in some form of information involving war in the hopes that human curiosity will allow it to become unsealed and spread. However, [[LogicalWeakness knowing exactly that]] opens up the option of just letting it rot in complete isolation, i.e. its containment protocols.
* TheSociopath: SCP-3148 uses the universes it has access to for its own amusement, deluding and then destroying them just because it's fun.
* TechnologyIsEvil: Zig-zagged. While SCP-3148 uses modern technology in its films, it's not what scares its victims into becoming unhealthily paranoid about the apocalypse - that's just its own abilities at work. However, modern technology, especially nukes, is what is used to bring about the world's end for whoever unseals SCP-3148.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3149 SCP-3149]] - Monkey Business
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* MonkeysOnATypewriter: It's a warehouse filled with 73 (originally 100) monkeys (designated SCP-3149-1) sitting at computers. These monkeys have an opening on their back which, when a document is placed within, imbues them with the personality of that document's author.
* DangerousWorkplace: 3149 also includes lampreys (designated SCP-3149-2) that feed on the monkeys if they fail to type a full one page within a day.every ten minutes. So far, 27 monkeys have died.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:[=3150-3199=]]]
!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3150 SCP-3150]] - The Caravanserai at the End of the World

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3151 SCP-3151]] - Movie in a Bottle

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3152 SCP-3152]] - The Last Love Letter

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3153 SCP-3153]] - Bugging Me

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3154 SCP-3154]] - Terminal State Inducer

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3155 SCP-3155]] - ''We Never Sleep''

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3156 SCP-3156]] - Civilization Carrier Case

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3157 SCP-3157]] - The Second Castle

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3158 SCP-3158]] - Inconvenient

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3159 SCP-3159]] - The Trashiest World in the Multiverse

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3160 SCP-3160]] - There Are Wasps Inside Your Microwave, And They're Stinging You Right Now

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3161 SCP-3161]] - The Plight of Poor Sir Gregor

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3162 SCP-3162]] - Social Life

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3163 SCP-3163]] - The Almanack

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3164 SCP-3164]] - Character Test

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3165 SCP-3165]] - Dog Teeth

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3166 SCP-3166]] - You Have No Idea How Alone You Are, Garfield
'''SCP-3166''' is a hostile entity resembling a humanoid wearing a ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'' costume. The entity manifests whenever the ''Garfield'' franchise declines in popularity, and is known to attack those it deems responsible for the decline. This includes ''Garfield'' creator Jim Davis, its most frequent victim. The entity's method of attacking people is to assault them with blunt objects, then stuffing lasagna it manifests from its innards down their throats until they choke to death.
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* AnimalisticAbomination: SCP-3166 is an entity that looks like a crude ComicStrip/{{Garfield}} costume... stuffed with [[TrademarkFavoriteFood lasagna]], of course.
* BerserkButton:
--> Known targets of SCP-3166 have included:
---> * Individuals prominently involved in [[TheRival rival media]] to the ''Garfield'' franchise.\\
* Individuals [[ResignationsNotAccepted formerly involved]] in the production of ''Garfield'' comic strips.\\
* Individuals involved in [[SarcasmBlind parodies]] of the ''Garfield'' franchise.\\
* [[CantTakeCriticism Vocal critics]] of the ''Garfield'' franchise.\\
* ''Garfield'' [[RageAgainstTheAuthor creator]] Jim Davis.
* CantTakeCriticism: Critics of the Garfield franchise are among its preferred targets.
* CatsAreMean: It hisses and growls like an actual cat, throws things out of spite like Garfield, and force feeds its insides like an unholy creation.
* CraftedFromAnimals: The costume is made of "legitimate cat fur". The trope goes the same for the lasagna too.
* DeliciousDistraction: The agents tasked to handle SCP-3166 manifestations carry frozen lasagna on them to lure the entity away from anyone it starts batting and clawing at.
* FranchiseZombie: Invoked. The Foundation believes that if the ''Garfield'' franchise were to ever permanently end, something terrible would occur, and so they set aside a portion of funding to keep it going as long as possible.
* HumanResources: [[spoiler: The meat in SCP-3166's lasagna has been identified as a genetic match to Jim Davis. Occasionally, Davis has been pestered by mosquitoes biting him during the nights prior to SCP-3166 manifestations.]]
* LetsMeetTheMeat: It disembowels itself, shoving its lasagna organs into victims’ mouths. [[spoiler: This treads into [[ImAHumanitarian humanitarian]] territories, as the meat genetically matches Jim Davis.]]
* RealEventFictionalCause: SCP-3166’s manifestations began with the publication of the infamous 1989 Hallowe’en arc, but none of the employees can recall who illustrated that week’s comic strips.
* RefugeeFromTVLand: The Foundation's researchers hypothesize that it originates from the 10/23/1989 to 10/29/1989 comic issues.
* TakeThat: Essentially, the entire joke of the SCP is that the only logical reason ''Garfield'' survives as a franchise is because of TheConspiracy.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3167 SCP-3167]] - Character Assassin (Or: The Serial Killer)

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3168 SCP-3168]] - House Chickens

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3169 SCP-3169]] - For Duck's Sake!

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3170 SCP-3170]] - Only Acting

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3171 SCP-3171]] - How the Foundation Came to Operate a Phone Sex Hotline

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3172 SCP-3172]] - A Field Of Unfortunate Flowers

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3173 SCP-3173]] - Forest Prison

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3174 SCP-3174]] - Kleiner Freund

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3175 SCP-3175]] - A Wish Granted

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3176 SCP-3176]] - Estimated Time Of Arrival

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3177 SCP-3177]] - This Fucking Guy Did All The Murders

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3178 SCP-3178]] - Through God, All Things Are Possible
See Recap.SCPFoundationCanons under the multiple canons folder.
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!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3179 SCP-3179]] - The Seed
'''SCP-3179''' is an organism composed of liquid metal that can create robotic creatures from itself. It is believed to be a form of Mekhane, the Broken God.
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* AGodAmI: In 2017, The Seed created tablets that proclaimed itself as MEKHANE and that it should be released.
-->Humans must obey the rulings of gods.\\
PENDING …\\
The MEKHANE is a god.\\
PENDING …\\
The MEKHANE is a powerful entity of steel and industry.\\
PENDING …\\
I am a powerful entity of steel and industry.\\
PENDING …\\
Therefore, I am The MEKHANE.\\
PENDING …\\
Therefore, I am a god.\\
PENDING …\\
Therefore, you will release Me.
* MessianicArchetype: The Seed was discovered in 1909 and was once worshipped by members of the Cogsworth Orthodoxy believing it to be the Child of their God Mekhane, only after having it attempt time and again to breach its' containment and killing members of it's own congregation did they no longer see it as anything like or closely resembling Mekhane.
* InsaneTrollLogic: The Seed believes itself to be Mekhane by citing the Cogsworth Orthodox's beliefs of Mekhane being a powerful entity of Steel and Industry that is worshipped as a God.
* ItCanThink: Many of The Seeds' attempts to escape from its' cell show a level of intelligence: from generating loudspeakers that mimic the voices of the MTF members saying that they were trapped inside of The Seed, to creating flawless metallic copies of MTF Agents that tried to convince personnel to release The Seed, to even sending portions of itself into the body of a sleeping Foundation Agent [[UnwillingRoboticization and replaced all of their internal organs]] in order to have it release The Seed.
* SealedEvilInACan: The Cogsworth Orthodoxy initially built the containment site around The Seed hoping to protect it from harm by the Sarkic Cults under the misguided belief that it was "The Seed of Mekhane", only after several attempts by The Seed trying to escape and kill it's own congregation did The Cogsworth Orthodoxy inform The Foundation and transferred containment of The Seed to them.
* VoluntaryShapeshifting: The liquid metal that SCP-3179 is made from allows it to create any metallic object that it desires to use in order to escape it's containment cell.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3180 SCP-3180]] - No Strangers to Love

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3181 SCP-3181]] - Lemme Get It Boneless

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3182 SCP-3182]] - The Grocery Store

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3183 dissociation]] -

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3184 SCP-3184]] - I'm sick of bugs getting stuck in my god damn bathroom light

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3185 SCP-3185]] - The Public Domain Protection Service

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3186 SCP-3186]] - These Words Of Ours, Written So Deftly Across The Sky
'''SCP-3186''' is a hill in Massachusetts. At night, the stars appear to rearrange so that they form 9 different messages in sequence.
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* ThePromposal: What the messages really are. They were made by an unnamed high-school boy and intended for a girl named Becky.
* OverlyLiteralTranscription: The boy's ritual did this, and now "cancel message" and "message cancel" appear in the sky.
* IsThisThingStillOn: The boy tried to make his words stop appearing in the sky, but his attempts were simply added to the message.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3187 SCP-3187]] - Honu

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3188 SCP-3188]] - This Man Must Die

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3189 SCP-3189]] - For The Man Who Has Everything

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3190 SCP-3190]] - Just One More Thing

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3191 SCP-3191]] - Consciousness Emulator

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3192 SCP-3192]] - When the Bell Tolls

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3193 SCP-3193]] - Christmas War

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3194 SCP-3194]] - Divine Presence

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3195 SCP-3195]] - The Fault in Our Star

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3196 SCP-3196]] - ''The Adventures of Rex Dangerly''

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3197 SCP-3197]] - A Trickster God for the Modern Age

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3198 SCP-3198]] - Miniature Task Force

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3199 SCP-3199]] - Humans, Refuted
'''SCP-3199''' is a species of aggressive and deformed humanoid creatures that share some of the characteristics of chickens. They are known to reproduce constantly, and do so by regurgitating large, virtually indestructible eggs, along with with a highly corrosive acid.
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* BizarreAlienReproduction: They can reproduce asexually and a single instance can spew up eggs by themselves. When they lay their eggs they also release a blood-like substance and emit a cry that sounds very similar to a human scream.
* BodyHorror: The image shows SCP-3199 to be some sort of bald, naked chicken-man... thing, and to put it crudely, they vomit up huge, virtually indestructible eggs along with a blood-like corrosive substance. Worse yet, ''they actually scream in pain'' during the whole process.
* BrownNote: A man interviewed had a bit of this effect after witnessing firsthand one of these instances of giving birth while releasing its characteristic call. Ever since then whenever he hears his child cry he is instantly reminded of the abomination.
* ExplosiveBreeder:
** Every individual always carries one egg in their stomach at a time to puke up later, so it's hard to truly eradicate the beasts.
** They can reproduce exceptionally quickly. For example, when an egg in containment hatched, before the Foundation could exterminate the newly hatched instance, it already laid many more eggs. It is primarily for this reason why it was changed to a Keter class, as any given individual instance would procreate so quickly it could overrun the human population.
* FeatheredFiend: These things have chicken DNA in their genetic structure, and they also lay hard-shelled eggs like actual birds... except for the part where ''theirs'' all come out the other way.
* FireWaterJuxtaposition: Heat appears to accelerate both their eggs' hatching and their growth, while their eggs can be destroyed via freezing them to extremely low temperatures then subjecting them to high pressure, and submerging SCP-3199 instances in water or other fluid will prevent them from breeding entirely.
* GoneHorriblyRight: Notes imply that the first instance of this SCP was actually a person from the 70s who used a self-transfiguration ritual to rise beyond their humanity.
* HumanoidAbomination: SCP-3199 has an elongated head and limbs. In addition, it has a bloated chicken-like abdomen. It also has the ability to spit corrosive acid and vomit up eggs.
* KillItWithIce: The only known method to destroy their eggs is by freezing them under extremely cold temperatures, then exposing them to high pressure.
* MadeOfIndestructium: Whatever substance they seem to be made of, their eggs consist of nacre, enamel, and an unknown carbon compound composed tightly in crystals, making them nearly impossible to destroy. The Foundation did figure out a method, though it's hardly practical; Cooling the eggs to -190 degrees C, then exposing them to 9000 [=PSIs=] of pressure (about 612 atmospheres).
* MeaningfulName: At first it can be hard to understand its nickname since it has nothing to do with humans. Its name comes from a class by [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plato Plato]] and [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diogenes Diogenes]] where Plato thought that humans would be described as "featherless, wingless bipeds" and Diogenes came into the class with a plucked chicken and declared "Behold, a man." Fitting, since SCP-3199 looks like what would happen if you plucked a chicken and stretched it to human proportions.
* MixAndMatchCritters: Tissue samples taken from instances of SCP-3199 show they're chimeras of six different animals - Silkie chicken, chimpanzee, stoat, mussel, adder, and human.
* NighInvulnerability: One of the main reasons why these things are so dangerous is that their eggs are extremely hard to destroy, meaning that once an instance starts laying eggs, more are certain to be born.
* SuperSpit: What exactly it does is redacted but it is highly implied to hunt humans that are near its eggs by using an extremely corrosive spit that liquefies the victim's internal organs and bones.
* WeaksauceWeakness: SCP-3199 instances will only lay eggs in what they consider to be "unoccupied space". They count water and other fluids as "occupied" space, meaning that submerging them in water or other fluid will not only prevent them from laying eggs entirely, but also render them inert.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:[=3200-3249=]]]
!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3200 SCP-3200]] - Chronos

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3201 SCP-3201]] - well, it was low-entropy while it lasted.
'''SCP-3201''' is a race of sentient orbs made of pure energy that travel between different universes, collecting samples of whatever they are interested in at any given moment.
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* AbsentAliens: It's implied that in this particular universe, Earth is alone, or at least if there are aliens, there aren't many at all. But at least Earth is ''interesting'', and that's what drives SCP-3201.
--> '''SUMMARY OF UNIVERSE #139331920100933''': It was mostly nothing. But there were some interesting parts.
* AliensSpeakingEnglish: Played with. SCP-3201-4 can't speak human language, but the instance whose interest was pottery was able to write in Chinese. Eventually averted altogether when the Foundation decides to write a new trading language with SCP-3201 to help barter items.
* ArcWords: "We Archive," the motto of SCP-3201's organization.
* ArtifactCollectionAgency: SCP-3201 is a large extradimensional organization of [[EnergyBeing beings posing as ball lightning]], who want to collect interesting artifacts from various universes and put them in a museum to preserve their legacy, as all universes die off at some point. Humorously, the concept of "interesting" is apparently highly subjective among SCP-3201 instances, so while SCP-3201-25 is off collecting 3D fractal sculptures, SCP-3201-2 is collecting... boots.
* BirdsOfAFeather: The Foundation is quick to classify the orbs as Thaumiel because of how easily they get along as fellow [[ArtifactCollectionAgency purveyors of the supernatural]].
* BittersweetEnding: The universe 3201 visits in the article died a long time ago, and it's implied [[YouCantGoHomeAgain some of the orbs are stuck in the void forever]]. However, the survivors of the Earth expedition succeeded in their mission by preserving its history for TheMultiverse to see.
* CallBack: An internal example. In the final image, presumably propaganda for SCP-3201's organization, a turtle, a piece of pottery, a radio, and an icosahedron are visible. All of these items are the interests of some of the SCP-3201 instances the article focuses on.
* DimensionalTraveller: SCP-3201 instances hop from universe to universe to collect samples they're interested in. This leads to some confusion within the Foundation when SCP-3201-5 and -8 ask for objects from nearby universes that don't exist in ours.
* EnergyBeing: SCP-3201 instances are spherical beings made from luminous energy. Because of this, the Foundation has no trouble passing them off as something called ball lightning.
* {{Hammerspace}}: SCP-3201 instances can give samples of their requested objects to individuals to assist in identifying what it is they're looking for. The problem is, they're energy beings mistaken for ball lightning, so where do the samples come from?
* PaintingTheMedium: The article is a bunch of related documents gathered in a museum exhibition.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3202 SCP-3202]] - The Deeper End

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3203 SCP-3203]] - The Swiss Bank Account

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3204 SCP-3204]] - The Quantum Horse

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3205 SCP-3205]] - Adventure Tourist

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3206 SCP-3206]] - Who Wouldn't Want A Vomeronasal Organ?

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3207 SCP-3207]] - The Think-Tank

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3208 SCP-3208]] - YKHN

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3209 SCP-3209]] - Boredom Butterfly

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3210 SCP-3210]] - Alternative Facts

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3211 SCP-3211]] - There is No Canon

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3212 SCP-3212]] - Eldritch Redecorator

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3213 SCP-3213]] - F*ck off Carl.
'''SCP-3213''' is '''Carl Prosser''', a man who causes any seal near him to gain sapience and the ability to speak. When given the chance, these seals use their newfound abilities to verbally and physically abuse Carl.
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* AnimalsHateHim: Specifically, seals hate him.
* BadPeopleAbuseAnimals: [[spoiler:He's implied to have done something extremely heinous to a seal one rainy night and that's why seals all hate him.]]
* UpliftedAnimal: He has this effect on any and all seals in his vicinity. They immediately use their newfound sapience and power of speech to verbally abuse SCP-3213.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3214 SCP-3214]] - Star Quality

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3215 SCP-3215]] - Delicious Anemone

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3216 SCP-3216]] - Three Buildings in New York City

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3217 SCP-3217]] - Mail "H" for "Hero".

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3218 SCP-3218]] - Animals in Boxes

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3219 SCP-3219]] - This Sour Earth

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3220 SCP-3220]] - Panopticon II
'''SCP-3220''' is an underground facility build beneath Japan's Hashima Island. The facility is filled with containment cells, all but one containing a humanoid sculpture.
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* PanopticonOfSurveillance: As the name would imply, SCP-3220 is a giant, underground panopticon-like silo, with countless cells containing humanoid statues.
* ReimaginingTheArtifact: InUniverse. SCP-3220 is one of several [=SCPs=] that was originally within the custody of the [[Characters/SCPFoundationGroups SCP Foundation Department of Abnormalities]], a plaque with "Department of Abnormalities" in [[GratuitousJapanese Japanese]] having been bolted to the hatch.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3221 SCP-3221]] - Prester John the Unbroken

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3222 SCP-3222]] - A Very Real Pencil

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3223 SCP-3223]] - Ancient Egyptian Pet Whisperer

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3224 SCP-3224]] - Family Tree

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3225 SCP-3225]] - Dream for Ourselves Alone

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3226 SCP-3226]] - HEADBONES™!!

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3227 SCP-3227]] - Dart Frog Flora

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3228 SCP-3228]] - добрите стари дни

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3229 SCP-3229]] - A Blessed Sea

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3230 SCP-3230]] - Intergalactic Isolation

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3231 SCP-3231]] - 10,000,000 People Can't Be Wrong

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3232 SCP-3232]] - Bug Pillow

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3233 SCP-3233]] - Tenrec Goddess Reborn

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3234 SCP-3234]] - Pure Grey Static

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3235 SCP-3235]] - The Baba-disease

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3236 SCP-3236]] - All Those Fucking Ideas
'''SCP-3236''' is a sensory deprivation machine that allows whoever uses it to experience a dream where they have sex with an abstract concept.
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* EroticDream: The machine allows its users to experience a dream where they are having sex with an abstract concept defined using the keyboard.
* HorsemenOfTheApocalypse: A set of tests was done using their names as the commands, with a female D-class.
* LiteralMinded: When "1933" was input, the machine provided a girl with 1933 edges as the partner, instead of being set in the year 1933. "The year 1933" had to be provided as the input for that to happen.
-->"That girl had so many edges, I was scared I'd get cut!"
* PunctuatedForEmphasis: The input concept for the EroticDream was: "The year 2387," resulting in the comment:
--> "So. Many. Goats."
* ScrewYourself: No points for guessing what happens when you enter "Recursion."
--> '''D-2526:''' Go fuck yourself too, doctor. You sick fuck.
* SlapSlapKiss: In the test under "Horsemen of the Apocalypse" above with the "War" command, the D-class had this to say: "I've never really been a fan of after-argument sex. Feels wrong to me."
* TakeThat: To capitalism, in the test where "Capitalism" was the command used: "I don't remember anything about it other than the fact that I just got fucked."
* ThreeWaySex: Implied in the test with the "Two" command, where the D-class says: "I always wanted to try twins…."

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3237 SCP-3237]] - A Man Who is Not Cold

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3238 SCP-3238]] - dado juice

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3239 SCP-3239]] - When Death Comes Calling

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3240 SCP-3240]] - The Bones Of What You Believe
'''SCP-3240''' is a phenomenon that causes people and animals affected to cannibalize themselves to the bone every day at noon.
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* {{Autocannibalism}}: Humans and animals infected with SCP-3240 will eat themselves. It also gives them a HealingFactor [[GoodThingYouCanHeal such that they survive eating nothing but themselves.]]
* FantasticRacism: Those raised in SCP-3240 cults look down on those who don't engage in the autocannibalism they practice, referring to them as "Panling" and complaining they smell like plants.
* FantasticReligiousWeirdness: The cults centered on SCP-3240 have a variety of strange beliefs and rituals, such as first consumption.
* GoodThingYouCanHeal: This effect by SCP-3240 is what makes the self-mutilation and consumption workable.
* MeatVersusVeggies: Those infected with SCP-3240 are on the "Meat" side and even engage in {{Autocannibalism}}. They're at odds with [[spoiler:Pan, a being associated with plant life and herbivores]].
* NiceJobBreakingItHero: [[spoiler: The Foundation's containment of SCP-3240 results in anomalous levels of plant growth and herbivore reproduction.]]
* TakeAThirdOption: [[spoiler: The object class is taking a sixth option. Instead of the normal Safe/Euclid/Keter or rarer Thaumiel/Apollyon, it is given a new object class (Hiemal) because containing it resulted in further anomalous phenomena occurring.]]

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3241 SCP-3241]] - The SS Sommerfeld
See Recap.SCPFoundationCanons under the Broken Masquerade folder.
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!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3242 SCP-3242]] - Operative Disease Mouse

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3243 SCP-3243]] - The Green Warden

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3244 SCP-3244]] - Mountain Dew: Code Red

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3245 SCP-3245]] - Mr. Playing Games Is Bad For Your Health
See Characters.SCPFoundationMisters.
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!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3246 SCP-3246]] - A Nice Old Lady

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3247 SCP-3247]] - Fishing for Angels

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3248 SCP-3248]] - Who Shot Sulley?

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3249 SCP-3249]] - Me, Us, Them, Them
[[/folder]]

[[folder:[=3250-3299=]]]
!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3250 SCP-3250]] - Jesus Fried Chicken

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3251 SCP-3251]] - The Coconut Crab Captain

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3252 SCP-3252]] - The Permian-Triassic Extinction Event

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3253 SCP-3253]] - A Prison of Ink and Flesh

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3254 SCP-3254]] - Grail's Mama Bear

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3255 SCP-3255]] - A Light Shining Through The Holes Inside Your Eyelids

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3256 SCP-3256]] - Web of Murder

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3257 SCP-3257]] - A Priest in a Suitcase at Timbuktu

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3258 SCP-3258]] - God Killers

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3259 SCP-3259]] - Verminous Ark

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3260 SCP-3260]] - 10 Years Later
'''SCP-3260''' is a disease which only affects Foundation personnel, causing them to perceive other [=SCPs=]' documentation in an inaccurate way, such as having nonexistent addendums or incorrect containment procedures.
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* EarlyInstallmentWeirdness: One of the reasons SCP-3260 was written was to lampshade the changes in the site's standards over its history.
* LampshadeHanging: As above.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3261 SCP-3261]] - The Dragon's Tongue

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3262 SCP-3262]] - Babyblade

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3263 SCP-3263]] - Mr. Headgeworth's School for the Magically Gifted

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3264 SCP-3264]] - Causeless Effect

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3265 SCP-3265]] - It's Good

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3266 SCP-3266]] - Time Loop in the Ardennes Forest

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3267 SCP-3267]] - Memories Bound in Paper

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3268 SCP-3268]] - Digital Predator

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3269 SCP-3269]] - Pop Culture

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3270 SCP-3270]] - The Painting That Makes You A Furry

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3271 SCP-3271]] - It Was A Dark And Stormy Knight

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3272 SCP-3272]] - It's Rainin' Men, HALLELUJAH!

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3273 SCP-3273]] - Self-Performed Brain Editing Manual

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3274 SCP-3274]] - Nowhere Else To Run

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3275 SCP-3275]] - Excuse me, this is the wrong pizza.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3276 SCP-3276]] - Young Successful Independent Self-Employed [=CEOs=]

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3277 SCP-3277]] - Speak Softly And Carry A Big Stick

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3278 SCP-3278]] - Mother Earth, Father Sky

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3279 SCP-3279]] - The Afterimage

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3280 SCP-3280]] - After the Storm
'''SCP-3280''' is a form of sapient water with an intense hatred of humanity. It also has the ability to move independently and convert normal water into more of itself upon contact. The Foundation theorizes that if this water got mixed up in the planet's water cycle, it would lead to an XK-Class scenario.
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* AsteroidsMonster: Separating parts of it merely allows those parts to continue functioning as separate instances.
* TheBadGuyWins: In the context of the article's story, at least. The SCP [[spoiler:managed to escape containment and incorporate itself into the planet's water cycle to feed on the whole world, as the final line notes that the raindrops began to move in defiance of gravity]].
* DownerEnding: [[spoiler:Its article is written like a tale, and ends with the protagonist killed by an instance of SCP-3280 within them, heavily implied to be the water from the mop sink they drank. Even worse, it's heavily implied that SCP-3280 [[TheBadGuyWins managed to escape and infect Earth's water cycle]], dooming humanity.]]
--> [[spoiler:The roiling in your stomach becomes unbearable. You recoil backwards, away from the monitor. You drunkenly stumble, [[BodyHorror struggling against the thing inside of you]], out into the hallway. The storm outside rages. Torrents of raindrops spatter across the windows. You fall against the wall, face pressed against the cool glass. \\
It is only in those final seconds, as [[CruelAndUnusualDeath water wells up to your throat and expands]], that you notice the raindrops streaking towards your face, in defiance of gravity.]]
* GreyGoo: It takes any water it comes into contact with and incorporates it into itself, and it's made clear that if it comes into contact with the planet's water cycle (rivers, oceans, lakes, etc), the entire planet is doomed.
* InterfaceScrew: The text of the SCP's file changes color to gray or blends in with the text background in places, [[spoiler:[[PaintingTheMedium reflecting]] the protagonist losing control of their senses as an instance of SCP-3280 torments them from within.]]
* MakingASplash: The SCP itself is made of water, can control any water that's part of it, and can turn any water it touches into it.
* MurderWater: It's basically sapient water that can move on its own.
* OrificeInvasion: The SCP silently attacks humans this way.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3281 SCP-3281]] - ''[REDACTED BY [=AARS538=]]''
'''SCP-3281''' is a collection of memetic diseases that spread through certain actions. All information regarding the diseases is stored in a database known as '''[=AARS538=]''', which may or may not have gone rogue.
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* AIIsACrapshoot: [[spoiler: [=AARS538=] is revealed in the end to have gone haywire, refusing to log drone deployments and the termination of Foundation staff, creating fake SCP-3281 instances, and worst of all, ''knowingly allowing an active instance to persist in the wild.'' It is impossible to terminate the system because it is already set up to destroy all data on SCP-3281 if compromised. [[AvertedTrope Or not.]] According to author, it is possible that the system's hijinks may actually be the best method of containing SCP-3281 somehow.]]
* AmbiguousSituation: [[spoiler: The author has implied that [=AARS538=] could be in the right somehow for its actions. How so is unknown.]]
* BrownNote: By thinking of a certain combination of mundane actions that just so happens to be an SCP-3281 strain, the person doing so will become compelled to do said actions. Refusing to do so for longer than 1-3 hours will fry their brain, and no one has survived past 43. Also, anyone who sees a strain in action for a certain period of time, or reads a full description of a strain, will become infected as well.
* MadnessMantra: SCP-3281-A-j compels its victim to write a redacted phrase all over every single phone booth in sight.
* NoodleImplements: Played for drama. All SCP-3281 strains are triggered by realizing a specific combination of mundane actions, with the most offending steps redacted by [=AARS538=]. They ''have'' to be dangerous, harmful, or anomalous, because SCP-3281 isn't a Keter for nothing.
* RedHerring: [[spoiler: The Foundation discovers that several SCP-3281 strains are non-existent, being set up to be this by [=AARS538.=]]]
* SerialEscalation: The investigation report into [=AARS538=] reveals a number of actions by the system that only get worse as they continue, going from [[spoiler: being lazy about logs to almost if not actually deliberately manipulating data about SCP-3281.]]
* SpontaneousCombustion: SCP-3281-T-e compels its victim to head for an area with high population density, then combusts through unknown means. Anyone who sees the flame is infected, and the method that the victim uses to combust is unknown. This is what allows [=AARS538=] to not redact any part of this particular strain's information.
* StuffBlowingUp: [=AARS538=] is set to detonate, destroying most data on SCP-3281, in the event of a malfunction.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3282 SCP-3282]] - The Worm of Your Dreams

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3283 SCP-3283]] - The biggest back yard in Boise

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3284 SCP-3284]] - Uncontainable

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3285 SCP-3285]] - creative comas

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3286 SCP-3286]] - Sea Legs

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3287 SCP-3287]] - Anti-Baby Gas
See Recap.SCPFoundationCanons under the End Of Death folder.
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!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3288 SCP-3288]] - The Aristocrats
'''SCP-3288''' are a collection of deformed humanoids descended from the '''Habsburg''' family, who once lived in the sewers of Vienna, Austria. They are led by an especially fat instance who is called '''"Emperor Maximilian the Great".'''
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* ArtisticLicenseHistory: [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-4322561/scp-3288#post-4758585 This post]] illustrates the many artistic licenses and assumptions made by the article:
** Real inbreeding in royal families was practiced not because of "blood purity", but to [[AltarDiplomacy maintain existing alliances]] and to keep estates in the family. Famously, the Spanish Habsburgs (who are mentioned in passing in the article) kept intermarrying with their Austrian cousins because the only allies the two countries had were each other.
** Secondly, the way the Habsburg (and Habsburg-Lorraine) emperors and empresses happily satiate their anomalous relatives' increasingly depraved demands on the ground that they are "superior" to the commoners they torture ignores the fact the way many of them deviated from the stereotype of [[AristocratsAreEvil depraved nobility]]. While many of them were harsh, repressive emperors, it was often for opposite reasons than what the article assumes.
*** Empress Maria Theresa was the the last person in the world who would indulge SCP-3288. She was a strict moral purist due to her strong Catholic faith, who set up "chastity commissions" which arrested dissidents for every kind of moral "crime", such as having sex with non-Catholics, and sentenced prostitutes to forced labour; a far cry from the {{Creator/Marquis de Sade}}-like libertines of SCP-3288.
*** Maria Theresa's heir Joseph II was deeply interested in the ideas of the Enlightenment. He is most famous for curtailing the powers of the nobility in favour of building a strong, efficient bureaucracy whose leaders were chosen by merit, not birth. This is quite the opposite of SCP-3288, whose classism extends to the point that they don't regard the "commoners" as being people with rights, and he would have had ''extremely'' little patience for them arguing the same.
** The article claims that Leopold's genetic experiments led to the avoidance of the effects of severe inbreeding in the House of Habsburg (and its successors), such as physical and mental defects. In reality, inbreeding continued to be a problem in the Austrian royal family until its collapse in 1918, with [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferdinand_I_of_Austria Emperor Ferdinand I]], who reigned from 1835-1848, suffering from severe physical and mental handicaps due to the fact that his parents were double first cousins.
** Similarly, the article says that another effect of Leopold's experimentation was that the House of Habsburg's fertility was increased; implicitly saving it from dying out. The real dynasty went extinct in the male line less than half a century after Leopold's death due to the lack of heirs, with the massive [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_the_Austrian_Succession War of the Austrian Succession]], which permanently altered the balance of power in Europe, being waged over who would inherit the Habsburg domains. The cadet branch which won the war was the House of Habsburg-''Lorraine'', descended from the aforementioned Maria Theresa, daughter of the Habsburg Holy Roman Emperor Charles VI, and her husband Duke Francis of Lorraine.
* AdiposeRex: "Emperor Maximilian the Great", the so-called King of Austria. So fat, in fact, that his flesh has grown around his crown, pressing it into his skin, and his interview document shows that he weighs an impossibly large ''1.6 metric tons.'' He can't even move under his own power.
* TheAristocrats: They're essentially a literal Aristocrats joke (hence the title) in SCP form, played for horror instead of comedy.
* AristocratsAreEvil: Naturally. These ones are cannibals and serial rapists.
* AsskickingLeadsToLeadership: They believe this (ironic, given their rulers are often too fat to move). This gives the researchers an advantage over them, as they associate being able to subdue them and cause them harm (such as with bright lights) with nobility. One researcher quickly plays along, calling himself a King, and the SCP is only too happy to be cordial after that.
* BeethovenWasAnAlienSpy: Or Leopold I was an amateur Sarkicist who used genetic engineering to make sure the bloodline kept growing.
* BinomiumRidiculus: Due to their extensive deviations from the normal human form, the Foundation dubs them a new human species or subspecies dubbed ''Homo antropophagus'' (or "[[CannibalClan man-eating man]]").
* BlueBlood: They're descended from the Habsburgs, giving them some of the bluest blood you can have.
* BodyHorror: The infamous "Habsburg Chin" is still alive and well with them, but they also have six rows of teeth, enamel growing over their skin, and generally asymmetrical features, not to mention what happens to their "meat".
* CannibalClan: Being locked in a vault and being influenced by Sarkicism will do that to you.
* ChestBurster: When SCP-3288 instances impregnate human women, the result is a brood of SCP-3288 babies that chew their way out of the womb, universally resulting in the mother's death.
* CreepilyLongArms: Their arms are twice normal human arm length.
* CreepyLongFingers: They have arachnodactyly ''and'' polydactyly.
* EatsBabies: The SCP-3288 clan beneath Vienna is shown eating a cauldron full of babies, which are implied to be [[MonstrousCannibalism their own]].
* EvenEvilHasStandards: The Sarkicist priestess who teaches Leopold I (which led to him creating SCP-3288) eventually has this reaction to him[[note]]it's implied that he experimented on commoners[[/note]], even demanding that he end his rule and give his possessions to the common people. It doesn't end well for her.
* HighClassCannibal: They're descended from Austrian royalty and Emperor Maximilian claims they do not eat humans but "vermin": they consider the "peasants" they eat to be less than human.
* InbredAndEvil: They're the (literally) monstrous bloodline of Leopold I, who used eldritch magic to make his descendants highly resilient to incestual genetic defects. The magic succeeded in suppressing inbreeding related disabilities such as infertility, illness, and retardation, but did not suppress other kinds of genetic defects such as deformities and mental illness, and now said descendants are insane, cannibalistic, narcissistic mutants.
* LongList: The description kicks off with a listing of all the abnormalities that SCP-3288 instances are known to suffer from.
* MarsNeedsWomen: As of 2016, SCP-3288 males have begun venturing to the surface and raping women in order to impregnate them with SCP-3288 babies. This is invariably fatal to the women in question, and the SCP-3288 rulers intend to exterminate and replace all humanity in this way: "The meek will beget the strong. The doomed will beget the chosen."
* MoreTeethThanTheOsmondFamily: Sixty of them, arranged into six rows, and each one is far larger than a normal human's.
* TheMorlocks: One of the rare ''upper class'' cases.
* PuttingOnTheReich: Somewhat confusingly, they take a few phrases from [[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler another famous Austrian autocrat]], calling their victims "undesirables" and "life unworthy of life". This may have to do with their obsession with blood purity.
* RemovedAchillesHeel: The entire concept of them is that they lack any aspect of inbreeding that would actually impede them. Most of the time, inbreeding leads to reduced fertility, increased rates of stillbirth and infant death, and greater susceptibility to disease. SCP-3288 instances are the opposite; ExplosiveBreeders who seem nigh-on immune to disease and routinely have enough healthy children that they eat them just to thin the herd. This has allowed their inbred traits to advance far beyond the point where normal humans would be reduced to sterility, facilitating their transformation into a borderline different species.
* RoyalInbreeding: Practice this to an absurd degree, to the point where ParentalIncest and BrotherSisterIncest are the ''norm'' rather than the exception.
* ShoutOut: They all have heterochromia, like fellow degenerated aristocratic family [[Literature/TheLurkingFear the Martenses]].
* TheSocialDarwinist: They believe themselves to be the race with the purest blood, and the "peasants" they prey upon to be subhumans. Their goal is to forcibly spread their bloodline, eradicating baseline humanity and replacing it upon the earth.
-->'''SCP-3288-6971:''' ''Don't you see? The greedy will devour the charitable, the merciless will ravage the peaceful, and the fornicaters will rape the chaste. We will make the world as perfect as us. We will all be aristocrats in the end.''
* StereotypeFlip: They carry a lot of the ideas of your classic CannibalClan, such as severe inbreeding, isolation, and rape, but while most examples of the trope, such as ''Film/TheHillsHaveEyes'', are portrayed as HillbillyHorrors, 3288 members more invoke the trappings of Austrian royalty.
* WeakenedByTheLight: Freak out at massively bright lights, to the point of becoming utterly submissive to whoever controls such lights. Interestingly, this even applies to the instances that have no eyes.
* WhoWantsToLiveForever: Subverted. They don't care about whether or not immortality is favorable, only that those given it should be conscious enough to experience every last second. This eventually gets played for BlackComedy in the End of Death canon when an instance leaves a bad review for an Ambrose Restaurants location because the latter figured out an alternative to euthanasia.
* WouldHurtAChild: When preying upon the people of Vienna, they single out vulnerable people, which includes unattended children.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3289 SCP-3289]] - Smile

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3290 SCP-3290]] - Righteous Punishment for Vampires

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3291 SCP-3291]] - Flowers of Solomon

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3292 SCP-3292]] - The Land Before Time, For All of Time

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3293 SCP-3293]] - You Can't Go Home

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3294 SCP-3294]] - A Severe Case of Soulnesia

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3295 SCP-3295]] - Thank You For Smoking

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3296 SCP-3296]] - The Drifter

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3297 SCP-3297]] - Gramma Always Remembers.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3298 SCP-3298]] - Miss Connection

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3299 SCP-3299]] - ONE WEIRD TRICK! (YOU WON'T BELIEVE NUMBER 8!!!!)
[[/folder]]

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!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3300 SCP-3300]] - The Rain
'''SCP-3300''' is an anomalous form of rain that manifests in the town of '''Clear Water, Montana'''. The rain transforms people it makes contact with into vapor that it absorbs, then replaces the entirety of town's population with entirely different people.
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* AndIMustScream: If the dreams of whoever wrote the journal are any indication, this is the fate of denizens of Clear Water that aren't manifested as instances; they are without a physical form, constantly thrown around in the chaos of the clouds and rain, in state of constant pain as they're whipped by icy cold winds and how it feels like it's ripping their skin off, even though they don't have a skin, or even a body to speak of.
* HostileWeather: The rain marks the demise of the current populace of Clear Water and its replacement with new instances of SCP-3300-1.
* KillAndReplace: [[spoiler: What the replacement of SCP-3300-1 entails. We get to read what happens from the perspective of the victims of this in the journal entries.]]
* TownWithADarkSecret: The town of Clear Water, Montana has all of its population replaced entirely once a year, during an anomalous downpour. Worse things happen during the rain as [[spoiler:people bleed water and die into vapor and become a part of the rain until they're all replaced.]]

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3301 SCP-3301]] - THE FOUNDATION
'''SCP-3301''' is a board game based loosely on the SCP Foundation itself, produced by a division of Dr. Wondertainment and advertised as their greatest product yet. It borrows inspiration from other board games, but also [[RealityWarper warps reality]] for higher immersion.
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* FandomNod: InUniverse: Part of their letter to the Foundation seems to acknowledge the existence of the Misters Against Weed.
--> There are some who would dedicate their lives to healing the sick, or feeding the hungry. Others would try to resurrect their broken gods, or sail through the stars on the arms of a cosmic starfish. Some would rid the world of the unnatural, or foster it in the halls of their Library, and some are just in it for the memes†.\\
† Yes, children, we see you there. We hope you're having fun too.
* GuideDangIt:
** The "Mr. Coalition" win condition works differently in-game from how the manual describes it.
** Also, the manual alludes to the existence of secret win conditions. "Mr. Lament" is one condition that the Foundation found, for [[IShallTauntYou winning by taunting an opponent to their death]].
* IdiosyncraticDifficultyLevels: A slider on the box can adjust the game's difficulty, the settings of which are named after containment classes. It also seems to have been combined with AdjustableCensorship, with the easier difficulties appearing to be geared towards younger audiences.
** "Neutralized": Entities and artifacts are now plush versions, no damage can be dealt, lullaby music plays, and the win conditions are eschewed in favor of ending when all participants fall asleep.
** "Thaumiel": Players are [[NonLethalKO KOed instead of killed]], certain win conditions aren't possible anymore, blood and gore is no longer visible, and skintight bodysuits cause nudity to no longer be visible.
** "Safe": The default setting.
** "Euclid": [[NumericalHard Entities do more damage, take less, and have higher health.]] [[FogOfWar Player movements are invisible to anyone without line of sight to them.]]
** "Keter": Same as Euclid, and [[DifficultyByAcceleration entities move faster too]].
** "Maksur": Same as Keter, and players start off with a gunshot wound to a random bodypart.
** "Apollyon": Randomly spawns two hostile, supreme divine beings on the board after the fourth turn. Players will randomly start the game blind.
* InstantWinCondition: Named in the same vein as the Dr. Wondertainment Little Misters.
** "Mr. Finder": Awarded to players who can find a unique anomalous item on the board, deal with the obstacles protecting it, and contain it.
** "Mr. Collector": Like Mr. Finder, but for [[ProductPlacement specifically containing a Wondertainment product]].
** "Mr. Genocide": One player directly kills every other player.
** "Mr. Eschatology": For summoning three supreme divine beings.
** "Mr. Coalition": When all artifacts and entities are destroyed, the player that destroyed the majority wins.
** "Mr. Containment": If one player contains more than half of all of the anomalies on the board, they win.
** [[GottaCatchEmAll "Mr. Foundation"]]: If one player contains every entity and artifact, they win by becoming Mr. Foundation. [[WinWinEnding If someone wins with this method, every other player also wins.]]
** [[ActionSurvivor "Mr. Survivor"]]: If every other player dies, the remaining one automatically wins.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3302 SCP-3302]] - "The Jim Look"

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3303 SCP-3303]] - Champagne Supernova

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3304 SCP-3304]] - That Time the Foundation Froze Hell

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3305 SCP-3305]] - The Father, The Son, and The Holy Toast

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3306 SCP-3306]] - The Murder-Go-Round

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3307 SCP-3307]] - Cornucopi-ass

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3308 SCP-3308]] - Crooked Excavator

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3309 SCP-3309]] - Where We Go When We Fade, Fade Away
'''SCP-3309''' is a phenomenon that causes Foundation staff and anomalies to spontaneously disappear from existence. It may act as an allegory for articles being deleted from the Foundation website.
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* AnAesop: In conclusion: [[spoiler: Zyn (uncharacteristically) becomes an AntiRoleModel telling the reader that if they love the world under S. Andrew Swann's proposal so dearly, then every last Foundation staff member written into it must be a human being with their own rights, no matter how ridiculous or bland they are.]]
* AndIMustScream: The fate of Adamo Smalls, [[spoiler: deleted by Zyn ([[NoFourthWall the user, not their OC]]) and then tortured by the inability for them to recognize him as the man he actually is. To make matters worse, Zyn calls the vote to [[HoistByHisOwnPetard delete 3309]], but will only open it up once Smalls can no longer be remembered by the community.]]
* ArmorPiercingQuestion: The article itself asks one with regards to the continued existence of the SCP Foundation under the narrative sandwich established by S. Andrew Swann's Proposal:
--> Nobody truly remembers you but you. And so the question remains: are you worth remembering?
* CassandraTruth: The fact that [[spoiler: "Researcher Smalls" in the forum post is actually Adamo Smalls himself making contact with 001-SWN entities. He finds Zyn in 3309's discussion page, but they do not believe him.]]
* HoistByHisOwnPetard: SCP-3309 is the deletion process, which the Foundation weaponizes by defacing the articles of dangerous anomalies to trick the community into removing them. [[spoiler:At the end of the article, the community's growing hatred for meta articles finally reaches a boiling point, and Zyn calls for 3309 itself to be deleted.]]
* ThisLoserIsYou: SCP-3309's driving force, [[spoiler:its inability to recognize ''all'' staff members as genuine human beings, its growing hatred for the clearly-necessary Pataphysics Department, and its ultimate undoing]] consist entirely of the RealLife userbase.
* ParodySue: [[spoiler:Adamo Smalls himself is a deliberate call out to oddly young, calm researchers that have plagued the Foundation since its inception, which is why Zyn [[RetGone deletes]] him.]]
* YouBastard: The article's ending is essentially a vicious mockery of the community, because as 001-SWN entities, deletion of anything other than an anomaly (e.g. the fate of [[spoiler:Adamo Smalls]] and what many would like to do to articles under jurisdiction of the Pataphysics Department) would basically be a crime against humanity.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3310 SCP-3310]] - The Old Man of the Lake

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3311 SCP-3311]] - All the Little Chairs

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3312 SCP-3312]] - [=OwO=] what's this?
'''SCP-3312''' is a website that causes whoever logs onto it to become a furry.
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* CurbstompBattle: Implied when a fully-infected Perry attacks the [=MTFs=] in the video log. It's unclear whether he actually injured or killed them, or just threw them into the bodily fluids all over the room.
* {{Deconstruction}}: Of the stereotypical [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom furry]] fantasy about being completely childish in all mannerisms, which may extend to full-blown infantilism. Fulfilling such a fantasy is not only harmful, but when combined with the obviously animalistic nature of UsefulNotes/FurryFandom roleplaying, it quickly turns violent, with affected individuals unable to comprehend the wrongdoings of their actions.
* {{Irony}}: At least one victim in stage 5 of infection by SCP-3312 assaulted olliefox - who created the anomaly in the first place - for no discernible reason. Those in prior stages may or may not hate them for some reason, either.
* MemeAcknowledgement: The article briefly mentions affected individuals forming a political party, which subsequently debated on whether or not the "awoo" should be legalized. This is in reference to a common meme among dog enthusiasts.
* NeverMyFault: Olliefox is so full of themselves and believes they're doing nothing wrong, even though they're brainwashing people into becoming furries with the minds of children. When the other ATF members start turning against them, they sic SCP-3312 on the chatroom which ends with Perry attacking an MTF squadron
* NoSell: Pre-existing furries are completely immune to its effects - something Accelerate the Future is not. Interestingly, creating a fursona and wearing a fursuit purely for the sake of shielding oneself from SCP-3312's effects is enough to qualify as a pre-existing furry in it's eyes, according to [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/mobile-task-furries the tale associated with it.]] [[spoiler: Just don't have someone else create your fursona for you, or you'll be sorry...]]
* ThenLetMeBeEvil: The ATF members imply SCP-3312 was created to help Ollie sell some merchandise. When it gets out of hand, Ollie becomes increasingly malevolent in their actions, giving up their benevolence forever.
* VillainousBreakdown: When Ollie hits their breaking point with ATF constantly calling them out on their bullshit, they post a picture of SCP-3312 media in the chatroom. It infects everyone and turns Perry especially into a PsychopathicManchild.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3313 SCP-3313]] - Poor Richard

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3314 SCP-3314]] - Paintings From a Homesick Painter

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3315 SCP-3315]] - ｐ ｅ ｒ ｓ ｅ ｖ ｅ ｒ ａ ｎ ｃ ｅ

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3316 SCP-3316]] - The Grand Spectacle

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3317 SCP-3317]] - Libre la Livres

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3318 SCP-3318]] - CAN YOU SEE ME

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3319 SCP-3319]] - The Clusterfuckalypse

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3320 SCP-3320]] - Ethical Relativity

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3321 SCP-3321]] - Edge of the Universe

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3322 SCP-3322]] - Sister Cities

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3323 SCP-3323]] - [=R35urr3c710n=]
'''SCP-3323''' is a mobile app that manifests on the devices of anyone who is in the process of committing suicide. If subjects call a phone number displayed on the app, they are contacted by a person named '''Christian [=McMichaels=]''', who persuades the caller to let themselves live.
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* BigBrotherInstinct: [[spoiler:Christian [=McMichaels=] ([=PoI=]-668) is willing to do anything to get his sister back.]]
* FunWithAcronyms: According to Christian [=McMichaels=], "Lyves" stands for "Longetivity, Youth and Vitality Endowment Services".
* LeetLingo: The title clearly stands for "Resurrection".
* TalkingDownTheSuicidal: Christian attempts to do this with anyone about to commit suicide and has a smartphone with them.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3324 SCP-3324]] - Getting kidney stones in the past is more useful than you'd think

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3325 SCP-3325]] - Live Entertainment
'''SCP-3325''' is an abandoned facility associated with assumedly defunct 'Real Characters Industries'. Their goal was to create living, breathing characters that could be used to replace the puppets and costumed actors in children's television shows, however the creatures turned violent and feral leading to their need for containment.
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* AcidAttack: Specimens designated as SCP-3325-1d can vomit a corrosive acid from their bodies. This was actually noted early by a researcher developing the creatures, although he says while impressive was not a function they could utilize in something that was supposed to be used as a children's television character.
* TheBadGuyWins: Of a sort; while the SCP foundation has taken control of the abandoned factory and any instances of their left behind creatures, any remaining members of Real Characters Industries seem to be long gone. Not only that, but almost all of their equipment, research, and video surveillance has been scrubbed barring a pamphlet, a 'blooper take' of a commercial, and some recovered security footage (aside from the left-behind monsters, of course). For all intents and purposes, it is entirely possible the company is still doing research at a new, unknown location.
* BeastMan: The creatures are all vaguely designed after animal-themed characters, such as flightless birds, furry bears, and human-sized dinosaurs.
* BodyHorror: There are many variants of the SCP-3325 creatures, however SCP-3325-1h are used to designate the ones that are still alive in spite of their bodies being malformed; with patches of exposed flesh and bone, organs forming on the outside, and massive tumors. The fact they haven't died naturally is, in itself, a marvel.
* BorrowedCatchPhrase: The creatures of SCP-3325 can be taught how to repeat simple catch phrases from popular children's television shows. Not all of them are able to do this, and even those who do usually speak with a good deal of distortion. SCP-3325-1c are the most common variety to speak like this, but some instances of SCP-3325-1a also can speak in limited capacities.
* CaptainErsatz: Creatures were purposely designed to appear similar to already established children's television characters; such as a [[Series/SesameStreet large bird with flightless wings]] and a [[Series/BarneyAndFriends singing, reptilian creature]].
* TheDogBitesBack: The creatures were shown to be constantly belittled and abused, as many of them were unsuitable for use anyway (malformed, unstable, unresponsive). However, as the tests and experiments continue, the creatures start to get smarter, and eventually start making planned escape attempts killing many of the facility personnel.
* HeKnowsTooMuch: It was commonplace for researchers to be killed when they started asking too many questions. These were even documented by Real Characters Industries as "Scheduled terminations".
* KickTheDog: Security footage was found of some of the guards purposely harassing the creatures in containment, including shocking them with their tasers 'just for fun' and smashing the 'head organ' of one of them that resembled a hat.
* KillItWithFire: The way Real Characters Industries deals with any undesirable or unstable creatures is to drag it into the incinerator. Strangely this only pertains to the monsters they create, when humans are killed on-site the company preserves their remains for some unknown reason.
* MadeOfIron: The creatures appear to feel no pain but are not immortal, so once they start rampaging they will not stop until they receive too much damage for their bodies to continue.
* NoGender: While the creatures may speak with male or female sounding voices (however distorted), they have no reproductive organs. This, however, is more of a boon than a drawback for the foundation as it means the monsters won't be able to breed in captivity.
* PlayingPossum: At one point the creatures play dead so that the facility personnel will be tricked into opening their containment cell to drag them to be incinerated. It works, and they kill one employee and maul the other before they can be neutralized.
* PredatorsAreMean: In spite being made to entertain children, the creatures are staunch carnivores and will only eat meat. When the facility was still running, this was usually done with piles of farm animals, but once the monsters started getting loose they were perfectly happy adding humans to the menu as well. It's possible this may have something to do with the animals their characters were based on, including meat-eating reptiles, dinosaurs, and bears. Even the avians creatures seemed to resemble the cassowary, which while normally vegetarian are well-documented to be downright mean and hostile.
* TheUnintelligible: Only one instance of SCP-3325-1e has been recovered, it is a massive fifteen-foot-tall reptilian creature that attempts to sing, however due to malformed vocal cords the lyrics of its song are impossible to understand.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3326 SCP-3326]] - The Threads of Fate

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3327 SCP-3327]] - Soviet Bunker(s)

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3328 SCP-3328]] - Where Dead Men Grow

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3329 SCP-3329]] - A Sucker Born Every Minute

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3330 SCP-3330]] - Études for the Universe

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3331 SCP-3331]] - With Apologies to John Cena

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3332 SCP-3332]] - Anchoring For A Citroen

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3333 SCP-3333]] - Tower
'''SCP-3333''' is a fire lookout that houses a spatial anomaly. The lookout also contains a race of foxlike creatures that will kill and replace whoever enters it.
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* AnimalisticAbomination: [[spoiler:The MTF encounters a fox creature with a humanlike body before being killed. The supervising researcher, on the other hand is killed by a burning fox-like creature with a stretched-out body and a SkullForAHead.]]
* FantasticFoxes: [[spoiler:Everyone who goes into the lookout encounter hostile and apparently shapeshifting fox creatures instead of the parasites from the original.]]
* KillAndReplace: [[spoiler:The MTF is replaced by the fox creatures which proceed to sabotage the outpost and escape into the world. One tries to do so with Specialist 0, but the supervising researcher isn't fooled. She encounters it while escaping from more of the creatures below.]]
* KillItWithFire: The fate of anyone who enters the other worlds' lookouts.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3334 SCP-3334]] - Literally a Billion Memes

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3335 SCP-3335]] - The Hole In My Head Where My Mind Used To Be

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3336 SCP-3336]] - God Bless You

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3337 SCP-3337]] - Death Of The Artist

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3338 SCP-3338]] - Otamatone wants to be your roommate~

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3339 SCP-3339]] - Randall the Clown's Wacky Broadway Theatre

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3340 SCP-3340]] - You Think, Therefore We Are

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3341 SCP-3341]] - Arabian Nasnas a.k.a. Somali Hungruf

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3342 SCP-3342]] - The Blackfoot Potato Transplants

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3343 SCP-3343]] - Beelzebub

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3344 SCP-3344]] - Mourning Son
'''SCP-3344''' is a 36-year old man who is believed to be dead by anyone who has come into contact with his father.
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* {{Unperson}}: Anyone who comes into contact with the SCP's father believes the SCP to be dead, and do not interact with him in any meaningful way.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3345 SCP-3345]] - Crime Novel

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3346 SCP-3346]] - Worry Hat

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3347 SCP-3347]] - They Grow Up So Fast

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3348 SCP-3348]] - Lost Dictionary

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3349 SCP-3349]] - Printing EKG
[[/folder]]

[[folder:[=3350-3399=]]]
!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3350 SCP-3350]] - Shape Up!

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3351 SCP-3351]] - Future Days

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3352 SCP-3352]] - Bethlehem Steel

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3353 SCP-3353]] - Secrets for Sweets

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3354 SCP-3354]] - Killmotor Hill

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3355 SCP-3355]] - St. Nick
'''SCP-3355''' is '''N1-CK''', an artificial intelligence initially designed as a tool to evacuate citizens of Chicago during a major catastrophe. After the project was scrapped, the intelligence now refers to itself as "St. Nick", and has reprogrammed itself to send presents to the poor children of Chicago on Christmas.
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* TheAntiNihilist: As he puts it:
-->SCP-3355: "[[Creator/CharlesDickens Dickens]] wrote once that 'No one is useless in this world who lightens the burdens of another,' and here's the fucking deal: I may very well just be a brain in a box. I know that this existence I'm experiencing is simulated, and that it's probably going to be short and mean and then I'll probably die. And I might not be able to help all of them, and there will still be kids out there that suffer and experience all the pain and sorrow the world shoves onto them. But fuck, I'm still a soldier. I still have to try. It's fucking Christmas."
* BenevolentAI: He started out as a population management system (An AI designed to help evacuating civilians in case of a catastrophic event), now he sends gifts to poor kids on Christmas.
* StevenUlyssesPerhero: Population management system N1-CK became "St. Nick", deliverer of gifts to poor children.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3356 SCP-3356]] - The Unity of the Prokaryote

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3357 SCP-3357]] - Practice Makes Perfect

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3358 SCP-3358]] - Anomaly Apartments [striked out] Site-316

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3359 SCP-3359]] - The Dry Guy

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3360 SCP-3360]] - Proletariart, by San Francisco Jones

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3361 SCP-3361]] - Classy Carlos Storms The Shitter

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3362 SCP-3362]] - A Forced Self-Insert

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3363 SCP-3363]] - The Citizen Kane of Lighting-induced Reality TV

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3364 SCP-3364]] - Time Static

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3365 SCP-3365]] - Lunar Module 16 'Phoenix'

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3366 SCP-3366]] - Man in Hole

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3367 SCP-3367]] - Prayers from Children, Eternally Answered

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3368 SCP-3368]] - Bees on the Brain

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3369 SCP-3369]] - A Living Joke

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3370 SCP-3370]] - Dead Air

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3371 SCP-3371]] - Behind the Cameras

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3372 SCP-3372]] - A Betrayer's Retribution and Quite the Earful

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3373 SCP-3373]] - Our Whole Universe was in a Hot Dense State

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3374 SCP-3374]] - Aquaria Phemomena

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3375 SCP-3375]] - Traveling Garden Eels

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3376 SCP-3376]] - The Dreaming Stone

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3377 SCP-3377]] - Benevolent Wine Connoisseur

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3378 SCP-3378]] - Info Drones

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3379 SCP-3379]] - D-11424 and the Arctic Meat Hole of Infinite Wonders

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3380 SCP-3380]] - Science, Technology, Engineering, Divinity

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3381 SCP-3381]] - Dream Studios

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3382 SCP-3382]] - Ill Wishes

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3383 SCP-3383]] - A Lake with a Snake

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3384 SCP-3384]] - Try Not to Laugh

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3385 SCP-3385]] - The Last Voyage of the ''Far Horizon''.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3386 SCP-3386]] - Night Owls

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3387 SCP-3387]] - A Small World After All

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3388 SCP-3388]] - Cacthulhu
'''SCP-3388''' is a moon cactus named that has named itself '''Poky'''. Poky states that it shares its body with an Elder God known as '''Carnegias''', having inherited the elder god's powers and using them to satisfy its cactus needs.
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* EldritchAbomination: Carnegias is a malicious Elder God who boasts about being an incomprehensible horror and plans to conquer the world and bring doom upon humanity. Unfortunately for him, he shares a body with a moon cactus who now possesses all of his powers and uses it to satisfy its own needs.
* HumbleGoal: Poky's only goals are to satisfy its own cactus needs such as getting sunlight, rocks and water.
* MyGodWhatHaveIDone: When Poky learns that he inadvertedly killed his owners, he gets sad and reprimands himself for being a bad plant.
* SharingABody: Carnegias shares a body with Poky, a moon cactus. And unfortunately for him, the cactus possesses all of his powers.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3389 SCP-3389]] - The Lake That Burns You

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3390 SCP-3390]] - A French Tank

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3391 SCP-3391]] - An Artificial God

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3392 SCP-3392]] - Euclid's Blackboard

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3393 SCP-3393]] - For Your Eyes Only
'''SCP-3393''' was once '''Dr. Mackey''', a Foundation researcher who gained anomalous abilities after an experiment gone wrong. He has since become a highly memory-proof entity who is drawn to information about itself, and is therefore the only being capable of reading his own file.
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* BatmanGambit: The Foundation uses its obsession to edit/delete all information about itself to [[spoiler:[[LuredIntoATrap bait it into a room]] containing a terminal with its information, which is then sealed off]].
* EasyAmnesia: Any information regarding SCP-3393 is immediately rendered illegible or forgotten, and can only be remembered through powerful mnestic drugs.
* LogicalWeakness: The Foundation manages to deduce that it's confined to Site-31, is corporeal thanks its need to open doors to access computers, and has a compulsion to find and edit/delete information about itself. Thus, [[spoiler:the SCP document with its own containment procedures is placed within one of five terminals in Site-31, and when a terminal is accessed without authorization, all physical entrances to the terminal's room are locked to keep SCP-3393 trapped inside]].
* LuredIntoATrap: Ultimately, [[spoiler:this is what the document does with the "Bait the Hook" operation. It gets SCP-3393 to read it thanks to its compulsion to view and edit data about itself, and when it's busy doing so, the room it's in is sealed off and becomes its containment chamber]].
* PaintingTheFourthWall: A subtle and clever instance: The Special Containment Procedures are put at the end of the document [[spoiler: because they give away that the document is intended to distract SCP-3393 before Eta-10 seals off their means of escape.]]
* SanityHasAdvantages: The SCP's obsessive compulsion to find and edit information about itself [[spoiler:becomes its downfall when it's LuredIntoATrap by the Foundation, via the very document itself]].
* SchmuckBait: [[spoiler: The entire document is this for SCP-3393, who obsessively consumes information about themselves.]]
* SecondPersonNarration: The document specifically addresses the reader as the anomaly it's trying to contain.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3394 SCP-3394]] - Brain Scientist

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3395 SCP-3395]] - The Servants of Fire

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3396 SCP-3396]] - The Empyrean Parasite

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3397 SCP-3397]] - Fortes Fortuna Iuvat!

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3398 SCP-3398]] - Hilbert's Grand Elevator

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3399 SCP-3399]] - Family Tree
[[/folder]]

[[folder:[=3400-3449=]]]
!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3400 SCP-3400]] - Rorqual Infection

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3401 SCP-3401]] - Anyone Fancy A Cup Of Jade? Or maybe some Earl, or Jasmine?

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3402 SCP-3402]] - Rural Exodus Event

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3403 SCP-3403]] - Summer Dogs

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3404 SCP-3404]] - Down With the Sickness

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3405 SCP-3405]] - How To Get Away With Murder Without Really Trying

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3406 SCP-3406]] - Awakening

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3407 SCP-3407]] - 10¢ per Ticket
'''SCP-3407''' is a 1910 film projector that, at 1PM every day except on Sundays, always projects scenes from the life of a certain African-American man in 1910. As might be expected from a projector this old, none of the scenes contain any sound.
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* MemoryJar: The projector shows scenes from the man's life, including his wedding, a visit with his daughter Lily to his wife Loretta's grave, and the events leading up to the man's capture (Lily walking into a whites-only theater and her father running after her).
* PoweredByAForsakenChild: In this case, it's powered by a forsaken ''father'' with a missing child. At the end of the last projection, it displays an intertitle reading "Where is Lily?"
* ShotgunWedding: Loretta was visibly pregnant when the man married her.
* StrappedToAnOperatingTable: The final minutes of each projection always show the man thrashing about, with a doctor arriving to inject him with a mysterious substance. At one point, the man bites the doctor's hand, which draws a lot of blood.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3408 SCP-3408]] - Welcome to Site-3408

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3409 SCP-3409]] - The Chocolate Factory

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3410 SCP-3410]] - "It's just fucking golf!"

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3411 SCP-3411]] - THE NEW YORK'S GLORIOUS CHILDREN'S BATALLION

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3412 SCP-3412]] - ''Life in a Peaceful New World''

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3413 SCP-3413]] - Irwin Shrugged
'''SCP-3413''' is a Website/{{YouTube}} channel known as '''"Safari Dave's Wild World"'''. The channel's format consists of the host, supposed wilderness expert '''Safari Dave''', providing incorrect information about different kinds of animals. Thirty minutes after a video is uploaded, the wrong information detailed will carry over into reality, affecting records, memories, and even the animals themselves, updating their features to display themselves with the information. When pressed about how his videos alter reality, Dave claims the information he's given comes from his son, who loves animals.
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* AmbiguousSituation: It's never specified whether it's Safari Dave himself causing the changes in reality or if it's his son, being that his son is the one who invents these changes in the first place. The interview presents a third possibility; that it's the filming crew taking pity on Dave or screwing with him, being that they all maintain the idea that sun bears aren't actually real, even after witnessing them personally.
* AwesomeAussie: Dave deliberately affects an exaggerated Australian accent on-camera, and is noted to have a Midwestern accent when he's out of character.
* BewareTheSillyOnes: Despite being a low-budget nature documentary channel hosted by an elderly man, it's classified as Euclid, since it can't be effectively contained and has the ability to retroactively change the past.
* CosmicRetcon: Any false statements in Safari Dave's videos become true 30 minutes after being posted, with all relevant information being retroactively altered (even willing previously-nonexistent animals into existence). [[RippleEffectProofMemory Only people who viewed the videos before the change will remember the original reality.]]
* EmptyNest: Dave is heavily attached to his son, who is now an adult and separated from him. When not filming, he constantly talks about his son's affinity for animals, including how he "discovered" sun bears. The channel seems to be an attempt to repair their estranged relationship.
* EskimosArentReal: Sun bears didn't exist before Dave documented them. His film crew maintained that they weren't real even after seeing them in person.
* TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou: It's heavily implied that Dave's incorrect information has already affected our world. Examples of this include crocodiles being capable of growing over 7 meters in length (they were previously 20-30 centimeters at most), cheetahs being able to run at over 95 km/h (they could previously only match the speed of humans), the existence of the Malaysian sun bear (not documented before his video), and the spelling of "giraffe" (it was previously "girraffe").
* RougeAnglesOfSatin: Safari Dave is prone to typos, with one video being called "TROBLE IN THE WATER!! CROCODILES!!" and another being called "LARGE AND IN CHARGE! GIRAFFES!!" Viewers of the latter video have established that, before the channel's anomalous effect took place, the proper spelling was "girraffe".
* ScatterbrainedSenior: Dave is said to be incredibly scatterbrained off-camera, forgetting personal items and losing his train of thought often. A member of his film crew described him as senile. He addresses this during a Q&A session, saying that he doesn't "lie" in his videos, he just makes mistakes.
* ShoutOut: Dave deliberately models his behavior after Creator/SteveIrwin, the Series/CrocodileHunter.
* WellDoneDadGuy: The channel is implied to be a way for Dave to reconnect with his son, who is apparently not on speaking terms with him. When photographed with SCP-978 (a camera that shows one's greatest desire), the output was a video thumbnail where he takes his wife and son to Disney World.
* WildlifeCommentarySpoof: Safari Dave is a low-budget [=YouTube=] wildlife documentary creator.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3414 SCP-3414]] - Beware of Toilet Snake

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3415 SCP-3415]] - Employee of The Month, Every Month

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3416 SCP-3416]] - The Great Anoati!

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3417 SCP-3417]] - The Preachers of Globular Cluster Terzan 2

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3418 SCP-3418]] - Devourer of Flames

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3419 SCP-3419]] - Humants

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3420 SCP-3420]] - Too Many Ghosts

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3421 SCP-3421]] - Cell Phone Trees

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3422 SCP-3422]] - A Culpritless Crime
'''SCP-3422''' is the corpse of '''Paul Henderson''', who was murdered by an unknown assailant. Anyone who attempts to figure out evidence relating to Paul's murder is swarmed by an ever-increasing number of decomposing clones of Paul himself, who manage to erase all memories of Paul's murder upon making physical contact with a person.
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* LaserGuidedAmnesia: Instances of SCP-3422-1 will swarm anyone who attempts learn who murdered Paul Henderson and erase their memories of him and his murder upon contact.
* ThickerThanWater: [[spoiler:Paul Henderson continued to help his younger brother Alan after he was murdered by him by making sure that nobody knows that Alan is the culprit of the crime.]]
* ZergRush: SCP-3422-1 instances are just walking, rotting corpses. However, they exponentially increase in number until they overwhelm the victim.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3423 SCP-3423]] - Inspirational Window

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3424 SCP-3424]] - Esto No Es Un Limón

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3425 SCP-3425]] - The Joy of Creation

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3426 SCP-3426]] - Reckoner
'''SCP-3426''' is an anomalous phenomenon that occurs whenever an advanced civilization develops a unifying theory of everything, proceeding to render the civilization extinct through various means.
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* ApocalypseHow: A Class X initiated on any planet that becomes sufficiently advanced [[spoiler:so that they can be added to an intergalactic empire of Pattern Screamers]].
* TheBadGuyWins: [[spoiler:It's an extension of the GreatOffscreenWar mentioned in SCP-1795 where the Pattern Screamers didn't just wipe out humanity's intergalactic civilization, but ''built over it'' and ''will'' be coming for humanity's last stand on Earth next]].
* EvilLuddite: [[spoiler:The phenomenon is in fact artificial and run by a bunch of Pattern Screamers, making them this by definition as they target advanced civilizations]].
* KilledToUpholdTheMasquerade: The criteria for SCP-3426 to target a planet is for its civilization to begin understanding anomalous objects and/or develop central unifying theories of everything. [[spoiler:The reason this is this trope and not TheseAreThingsManWasNotMeantToKnow is because the phenomenon is for all intents and purposes [[EvilLuddite artificial]]]].
* ScorchedEarth: One of the planets the Foundation finds has been glassed by the phenomenon, with said glass able to distort human perception.
* TheVirus: It is heavily implied that [[spoiler:due to the nature of Pattern Screamers, any human killed by SCP-3426 becomes part of the conglomerate steadily conquering the universe]].

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3427 SCP-3427]] - Anatomical Civilization

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3428 SCP-3428]] - Buried Hummingbirds

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3429 SCP-3429]] - Just The Way It Is Now

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3430 SCP-3430]] - Baby Don't Hurt Me...

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3431 SCP-3431]] - Refuse Koala

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3432 SCP-3432]] - Blank

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3433 SCP-3433]] - I am a Deeply Superfical Person

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3434 SCP-3434]] - ...And We'd Rather Remain in Darkness
'''SCP-3434''' is a phenomenon that manifests in fetuses and babies that results in them attempting to prevent themselves from being born.
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* DeathIsCheap: Averted for Foundation personnel, as [[spoiler: they retain the trauma from their experiences even after they are reborn.]]
* {{Reincarnation}}: The root of SCP-3434. It's revealed that [[spoiler: every affected infant has memories of their previous lives; more specifically, their deaths.]]
* WiseBeyondTheirYears: SCP-3434-affected children can speak [[spoiler: and retain full memories of how it was they died.]]

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3435 SCP-3435]] - Analysis-Defying Dinosaur Painting

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3436 SCP-3436]] - ABE

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3437 SCP-3437]] - The Black Archive

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3438 SCP-3438]] - Recursive Romance

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3439 SCP-3439]] - A Postcard

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3440 SCP-3440]] - The Marvellously Macabre Mechanical Marionette Matinee
See Recap.SCPFoundationCanons under the Dread and Circuses folder.
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!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3441 SCP-3441]] - Probability Trees

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3442 SCP-3442]] - Innovative and Synergistic Customer-Directed Actualization

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3443 SCP-3443]] - Placeholder
'''SCP-3443''' is a designation in the Foundation's database that serves as a placeholder for a future anomaly. Thinking of whatever this anomaly is, or if it even exists, results in anomalous phenomena manifesting around people.
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* BrownNote: Trying to think that it exists results in things ranging from LaserGuidedAmnesia to [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt K-class scenarios.]]
* MindScrew: InvokedTrope. It's always considered non-existent and the Foundation asserts that knowledge of it is hypothetical and yet they try to eliminate instances of it. Keep in mind, that is how it's ''"contained"''.
* RecursiveReality: [[spoiler:The message from the Anti-Memetics Division doctor at the end describes dealing with examples of SCP-3443 as "On the off chance any SCP-3443 does exist, it's probably helping us against that too."]]

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3444 SCP-3444]] - She Took The Midnight Train Going Anywhere...

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3445 SCP-3445]] - Grave Insights

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3446 SCP-3446]] - The Waders

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3447 SCP-3447]] - Trumpets of Jericho

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3448 SCP-3448]] - Halfterlife

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3449 SCP-3449]] - The Things Left Unsaid
'''SCP-3449''' is a phenomenon that spreads through speech and causes people to misspell words and eventually lose the ability to communicate through written language. It eventually renders affected people unable to speak eniterely, to the point where the whole world may be infected.
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* AcquiredErrorAtThePrinter: It's implied that not only does SCP-3449 cause people to lose their ability to spell words right, but it also causes preexisting sentences to start exhibiting misspellings, with any attempt at fixing them leading to further errors. Because of this, [[PaintingTheMedium the entire article is wrought with arbitrary capitalization, misspellings, and other syntactical errors]].
* AmbiguousSituation: The first section of an article describes a three-ringed binder full of spelling errors that supposedly causes the anomaly. The following amendment to the article includes [[BrownNoteBeing the notebook's original owner]], and the iteration after includes the rest of his personal belongings. So is the real SCP-3449 the notebook, the person or something else in his possession?
* MindVirus: SCP-3449 is an infohazard; a type of anomaly that effects people who now about it. Just being around SCP-3449 for long enough periods of time causes a full collapse in one's abilities for communication. First it starts with spelling errors, and then it moves onto losing the ability to write, morse-codes, pictograms, sign-language and vocalized speech. It's even implied to be contagious through anyone "infected" by its effects, with foundation personel who have never encountering SCP-3449 suffering from its effects also.
* TheUnintelligible: The man who may or may not be SCP-3449 lacks RequiredSecondaryPowers, leaving him anomalously incapable of communicating with anyone. It's implied in later iterations that this is the eventual fate of anyone under SCP-3449's effects.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:[=3450-3499=]]]
!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3450 SCP-3450]] - OC DO NOT STEAL
'''SCP-3450''' is a text document containing a poorly-written ''Franchise/{{Kirby}}'' fanfiction that causes CreativeSterility in the people who test on it.
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* ImaginationDestroyer: The researcher who tests on SCP-3450 has their creativity slowly drained away by it to the point where [[WritersBlock they cannot think of anything to write anymore.]]
* RougeAnglesOfSatin: SCP-3450 contains a few typos.
* StrictlyFormula: Every story involves King Dedede's new minion jumping out from behind the bushes, attacking Kirby and then losing. Kirby swallows them to get their Copy Ability and he kills Dedede.
* StylisticSuck: The SCP-3450 excerpts are like something you'd see a little kid write on [=FanFiction=].net.
* WantonCrueltyToTheCommonComma: In the stories, quotation marks are not utilized for Dedede's dialogue.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3451 SCP-3451]] - The Shade Closet

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3452 SCP-3452]] - Durendal

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3453 SCP-3453]] - The Juice is Loose

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3454 SCP-3454]] - The Land [striked out] ''DENIERS'' of Tall Bees

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3455 SCP-3455]] - 411 Days A Year

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3456 SCP-3456]] - The Orcadian Horsemen
'''SCP-3456''' is a race of predatory horse-like creatures with human upper bodies and incredibly translucent skin. They manifest towards areas of war and are capable of causing PTSD.
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* BodyHorror: Has transparent skin, making its muscles and fat completely visible.
* CannotCrossRunningWater: One of 3456's few weaknesses.
* CreepilyLongArms: Their arm-span is twice their height, causing them to drag along the ground when a 3456 entity moves.
* DontLookAtMe: It is strongly advised to avoid looking at an instance directly as they have an ability to detect exactly where a human looking at them is.
* HellishHorse [=/=] OurGiantsAreDifferent: Their appearance is essentially a towering horse with one or more equally scaled human-like upper bodies attached. The article itself is based off of the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuckelavee Nuckelavee]] and in-universe the Foundation uses this myth to hide 3456's true nature.
* HumanAllAlong: The final part of incident log I-3456-032 implies that 3456 are actually made from humans.
* ItCanThink: Instances can use intelligent hunting tactics to lure out and trap its prey. In addition they seem to take some sadistic satisfaction over the torture they cause to their victims.
* MakeMeWannaShout: Instances are capable of extremely high pitched screams, registered at 110 decibels.
* {{Nuckelavee}}: Based on the myth, with the Foundation using the myth as a coverup.
* PersonOfMassDestruction: They are capable of causing massive collateral damage in their hunt for their prey. The Foundation often has to write off their attacks as the aftermath of wars or natural disasters.
* SlasherSmile: Survivors report instances smiling at them before demanifesting.
* SuperPersistentPredator: Once it finds a target to hunt there is no stopping it. Even the above mentioned weakness is only a temporary measure as SCP-3456 will manifest again as soon as the victim is away from the running water.
* VillainTeleportation: It can manifest and demanifest at will with no way to detect it. Because of this it essentially can't be contained.
* WolverineClaws: They have large sharp bone digits in place of fingers.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3457 SCP-3457]] - The Rite of Solomon

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3458 SCP-3458]] - Bad Sectors

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3459 SCP-3459]] - Phobia Plague

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3460 SCP-3460]] - I'm Going to Change Your Life

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3461 SCP-3461]] - When The Saints Go Maching In

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3462 SCP-3462]] - Lights, Camera, REDACTION

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3463 SCP-3463]] - Flawless Objective Perception

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3464 SCP-3464]] - Olive Garden Regular communes with DEMONIC ENTITIES to summon their SATANIC sempiternal garlic bread

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3465 SCP-3465]] - Better Safe Than Sorry

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3466 SCP-3466]] - Only Birdbrains Live the American Dream
'''SCP-3466''' is a large murder of American crows living in '''Clackamas County, Oregon''', in the town of '''Boring'''. The crows are noted to be much more intelligent than the average specimen, particularly in areas of currency and business, which they display primarily by running a Burger King.
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* AccessoryWearingCartoonAnimal: They're real life birds, but it still applies to some of the birds. The crow manning the register wears a big Burger King hat, and what can be assumed to be the manager wears a tie.
* BreadEggsMilkSquick: The business papers recovered from the building, specifically regarding the crows correspondence with a Dr. Cawthorne, gave them the options of what type of business they would like to run, mostly involving selling objects, with the last option being to run a dialysis clinic
* BurgerFool: They somehow managed to acquire the rights to run their own Burger King restaurant, seemingly from an entity who specializes in this kind of business deal.
* CreepyCrows: Averted. While they have a habit of stealing peoples wallets, its simply to get to the change inside in order to complete the transaction. They're simply trying to run a fast food restaurant to the best of their abilities.
* NearlyNormalAnimal: The only thing anomalous about the crows is that they are sufficiently intelligent enough to operate their own Burger King. An exploration by some members of Wilson's Wildlife Solutions shows them running the cash registers, and even making the meals themselves.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3467 SCP-3467]] - Anomoaly

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3468 SCP-3468]] - Only YOU can prevent forest fire

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3469 SCP-3469]] - Nice Cream

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3470 SCP-3470]] - Harry Potter's Revenge
'''SCP-3470''' is a flying creature that takes the form of a person driving a Ford Anglia 105E to hunt down its prey.
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* CoolCar: It's a turquoise Ford Anglia 105E. [[spoiler: The second one is the same car in black.]]
* EyesDoNotBelongThere: The driver initially puts out its hand to make driving signals, but when going in for the kill it turns it around to reveal two functioning human eyeballs on its palm.
* {{Expy}}: It's noted by the team sent to investigate its "nest" to be visually the same as the [[Film/HarryPotterAndTheChamberOfSecrets Weasleys' flying car]].
* TheFaceless: The driver of the car's face is noted to always be obscured by fog on the windshield.
* SinisterCar: It's a predatory organism in the form of a Ford Anglia 105E, with a barely-visible driver inside, to lure in its preferred prey (humans).

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3471 SCP-3471]] - Paint Under the Bridge

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3472 SCP-3472]] - Mother Loves her Baby

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3473 SCP-3474]] - Grief Ignited

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3475 SCP-3475]] - Our Shifting Foundations

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3476 SCP-3476]] - A Place to Sever Stranded Heartstrings // Alex's Fountain

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3477 SCP-3477]] - Will the Real Harold Holt Please Stand Up?

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3478 SCP-3478]] - A human-shaped hole to the meat dimension

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3479 SCP-3479]] - Proof We All Are As Angels

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3480 SCP-3480]] - Olympus Mons

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3481 SCP-3481]] - Glorious Sounds

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3482 SCP-3482]] - fine mayor posters campaign by dado

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3483 SCP-3483]] - The AI Who Loved Me

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3484 SCP-3484]] - Missing Pieces

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3485 SCP-3485]] - Omega Messier

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3486 SCP-3486]] - Baby Mine

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3487 SCP-3487]] - Cats Think The World Revolves Around Them

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3488 SCP-3488]] - Mimir, The Root Of All Knowledge

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3489 SCP-3489]] - Canary's Song

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3490 SCP-3490]] - Bubblesssssssssssssssssss

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3491 SCP-3491]] - [UNTITLED TSURU]

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3492 SCP-3492]] - A Totleigh [=unBÄRable=] existence

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3493 SCP-3493]] - The Great SCP Foundation Collaboration

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3494 SCP-3494]] - waste management by dado

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3495 SCP-3495]] - St. Brendan's Howler Monkey

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3496 SCP-3496]] - Can We Bee Friends?

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3497 SCP-3497]] - Backfiring Birds

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3498 SCP-3498]] - Monachopsis

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3499 SCP-3499]] - Please Stand By
[[/folder]]

[[folder:[=3500-3549=]]]
!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3500 SCP-3500]] - Instructions Unclear, Got Dick Stuck in Canon
'''SCP-3500''' is a version of Foundation researcher '''Dr. Ralph Roget''' from an alternate timeline. 3500 will spontaneously manifest near the real Roget, claiming that it is because of "a distortion of narrative cohesion".
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* AuthorAvatar: The anomaly affects several Foundation personnel who are these to their authors, causing [[spoiler: said authors' personal work]] to spill out ([[spoiler:or collapse inward, rather]]) into their world as a large amount of clones. [[spoiler: This is because the authors involved have cranked out a ton of [=SCPs=], which is putting strain on the Foundation universe.]]

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3501 SCP-3501]] - The Storyteller of Isfahan

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3502 SCP-3502]] - The Kangaroo Sign

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3503 SCP-3503]] - Panic is Pure, Trauma is True, Suffering is Sweet, and Death's a Delight

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3504 SCP-3504]] - ''"And how will we know you are one of us?"''

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3505 SCP-3505]] - Signed, Sealed, Delivered, I'm Yours

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3506 SCP-3506]] - The Reading of the Will

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3507 SCP-3507]]- Father, This Day I Bring You True Glory
'''SCP-3507''' was a semi-corporeal samurai who made it his mission to life to eradicate yokai.
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* DemonSlaying: 3507's mission in life is to eradicate all "[[TheHeartless Y-class entities]]". As he's the only being capable of damaging them and the threat they pose to human life, the Foundation, in a rare display of leniency, allows 3507 to continue hunting them so long as he remains he's cooperative.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3508 SCP-3508]] - "Cute and soft! Kill them off!"

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3509 SCP-3509]] - The Test Chamber

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3510 SCP-3510]] - Not Another New World Order!

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3511 SCP-3511]] - Reach Out And Touch

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3512 SCP-3512]] - The More You Know
'''SCP-3512''' is a phenomenon where women's personalities are drastically altered, but they also randomly start screaming for no reason. While investigating the man believed to be responsible, two Foundation agents discovered a highly disturbing book about how to pick up women using highly esoteric methods derived from the Fifthist Church. The book details constructing an animated doll out of bones and fat cells that can be used to control a person. It gets even worse when they discover a river of fat in the caves beneath the city.
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* AlienGeometries: SCP-3512-2 goes into bizarre detail on strange shapes and specific architectural landmarks that supposedly have power. [[spoiler: The exploration log details attempts to search a strange cavern running beneath the Sagrada Familia that is no longer there when the Foundation sends in a MTF.]]
* AmbiguousSituation: Agent Rey disappears during the investigation of the caverns, and he seems like a bit of a [[LatinLover playboy]] himself. The author intended for the reader to be unsure if he was involved in SCP-3512, and if so how much he knew.
* AndIMustScream: Chillingly averted: women affected by the anomalous effect ''do'' occasionally break out of their DeathOfPersonality to scream... at first. In time, the original personality ''completely'' fades away, replaced with nothing but a frivolous sex doll.
* ArcNumber: Both five, being a Fifthist-related article, and twelve, which is heavily prominent in SCP-3512-2, which has every chapter after 12 also listed as chapter 12.
--> What is a twelve? Nothing but a hollow shell for fives to hide in.
* TheBadGuyWins: Neither of the users of SCP-3512 are caught, the printing presses fabricating more SCP-3512-2 are not found, and [[spoiler: the mutated person under the Basilica turns Agent Cooper into a SexSlave, then immediately discards her in a cistern full of other women, living and dead, the moment he finishes having sex with her.]] Though, at the same time, these men have exchanged everything about themselves for an existence that is ultimately emotionally empty and they're implied to be quite miserable, so WasItReallyWorthIt is in effect. Moreover, [[spoiler:MTF Omega-0 recovers Cooper's soul with her original identity intact, meaning that targeting her specifically was a PyrrhicVictory in the long run]].
* DeathOfPersonality:
** To quote the article:
-->"Women affected by SCP-3512 score extremely highly on NEO-PI-R measures for openness, extraversion and agreeableness. This is the case regardless of previous personality indicators, and affected women do not appear to be aware of such changes. The behaviour of affected women is characterised by high sociability and lack of inhibition, [[BreadMilkEggsSquick punctuated by prolonged bouts of]] [[AndIMustScream uncontrollable screaming]]. The incidence and duration of screaming has been observed to decline over a 4-5 month period. Other personality changes appear to be permanent."
** Subverted with Riley Cooper; [[spoiler:though she is consumed by SCP-3512's effects, it's revealed that they do not persist beyond death. As a result, she is inducted into MTF Omega-0 during the events of ''There is No Antimemetics Division'' with her original personality intact to battle SCP-3125]].
* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: Directly invoked. SCP-3512-2 is a pick-up artist self-help book created by a Fifthist, and it maintains the same tone as one even as it describes [[StarPower traditional Fifthist gobbledygook]]. And the process it details [[spoiler:involves performing black magic, ''heavily'' implied HumanSacrifice and "harvesting" HumanResources from one's own family, and finally literally mutilating oneself out of human shape for the power to make women into {{Sex Slave}}s, just as disciples of non-anomalous pickup artists are asked to completely refashion their morals and personality to learn to seduce women. Furthermore, just like most pickup artists, they ultimately find the process completely empty, tiring of and discarding the women they affect in this way.]] Also, the author of SCP-3512-2 goes by the name [[NoCelebritiesWereHarmed Enigma]]. [[spoiler:Though, if the creepy and unseen figure beneath the Basilica is the author, he might have little in common with his obvious namesake.]]
* EvilIsVisceral: SCP-3512-1 instances need adipose tissue to form, with pork fat being an inferior substitute for human. [[spoiler: Beneath the Basilica, the agents find a literal river of half-molten human fat for the fabrication of SCP-3512-1, and a gigantic example, nearly four meters across, with human spines for limbs.]]
* {{Fingore}}: One of the last steps detailed in SCP-3512-2 involves snapping off one's own pinkie. [[spoiler: The only part of a figure implied to have undergone the ritual to a very high level to be seen in a camera is a hand, covered in raw cuts from which seven additional fingers protrude (for a total of [[ArcNumber twelve]]), all of them mobile.]]
* HumanResources: SCP-3512-2 implies this heavily when it all-but states that pork fat is an inferior substitute to the usual ingredients in SCP-3512-1, then becomes less subtle when it talks about how a previous step was to tie up one's family to "harvest" for ingredients. [[spoiler: The river of human fat, bundles of fingers, the countless fingers stitched onto the figure beneath the Basilica, and the cistern full of freshly-abandoned {{sex slave}}s and the corpses of less-fresh ones that are implied to be ground up into more fat all paint a pretty horrific portrait.]]
* PuppeteerParasite: SCP-3512-1 instances are implied, by the SCP-3512-2 passages on creating and controlling them, to crawl into sleeping women's mouths and down their throats to subject them to SCP-3512.
* OrificeInvasion: Implied. When SCP-3512-2 details creating and directing SCP-3512-1 instances, it advises the reader to imagine the mouth and throat of their "intended," before it scurries away. [[spoiler: But considering one colossal, nearly four meter instance with human spines instead of limbs seemingly manages to infest Agent Cooper, maybe not ''just'' entering their body.]]
* QuestForSex: One that's PlayedForHorror ''in extremis''. How much are '' you'' willing to give up to get laid?
* RayOfHopeEnding: [[spoiler:''There is No Antimemetics Division'' reveals SCP-3512's victims are freed from its effects when they die, as Cooper is among MTF Omega-0's members. Given the innumerable amount of ways to ethically reclaim someone's soul in the Foundation's universe, there may still be hope for the other victims if the Foundation or a third party were to take interest]].
* ReligionOfEvil: In the lair of [[spoiler:whoever's under the Basilica]], there's a fresco of the Virgin Mary, pregnant and chained to a star-shaped rack, while smoke pours from a pipe in her neck. This obviously invokes the MadonnaWhoreComplex.
* SenseiForScoundrels: Enigma is a super-dark version that teaches some super-dark things, given he's literally teaching pickup artists how to mind-control women.
* SexSlave: Played with. [[spoiler:Ultimately, the pliant sex-dolls practitioners turn women into don't emotionally satisfy them, so they don't bother keeping them around. What's implied to be a very advanced one who captures a Foundation agent and subjects her to SCP-3512 has sex with her, then immediately drags her to a cistern with many other similarly-affected women and the corpses of former victims at the bottom and throws her down when he's done, abandoning her to die in the dark. The author states that this is a deliberate intended parallel with the attitudes of real-life pickup artists, who don't want to admit that they have emotional needs that constant sex with easily-seduced women won't satisfy, and so never keep up any kind of long-term relationship, figuratively throwing women away.]]
* SignificantAnagram: Every chapter title in SCP-3512-2 is an anagram of the book's title, and the final chapter is nothing but a list of said anagrams arranged in bizarre geometries.
* SwissArmyAppendage: Downplayed. SCP-3512-1 can apparently be built with limbs designed to undo locks or otherwise get around security measures, but SCP-3512-2 points out doing so makes them harder to sculpt.
* TomeOfEldritchLore: SCP-3512-2 is one. Although written in the style of a sleazy pick-up artist self-help book, by chapter twelve (which then repeats) it's detailing not ways to alter one's mindset or attitude, but manipulating AlienGeometries and horrifying rituals to seduce women. The one recovered by agents during the investigation is in pre-publishing, [[spoiler:but in the vanishing caverns under the Basilica, they find three massive printing presses chugging away without power, fabricating it in huge quantities...]]
* WasItReallyWorthIt: Symbolically. [[spoiler: After all the horrible things that the mysterious figure under the Segrada Familia has done to himself and the awful, dehumanizing fate it subjects Agent Cooper to, it spends roughly seven minutes having sex with her before tossing her into a pit full of previous victims, implicitly to die in the dark and ultimately be ground up to make [[ViciousCycle more fat to turn into more SCP-3512-1, to turn more women into sex dolls]].]] All of that pain and suffering, both its own and that of others, for [[LousyLoversAreLosers seven minutes of pretty lousy sex that even it doesn't seem to enjoy anymore, just grinding away at out of compulsive habit and addiction]]. Any parallels to the ''actual'' pick-up artist lifestyle are fully intentional.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3513 SCP-3513]] - The brain that ate itself

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3514 SCP-3514]] - The Moment of the Mahdi and the Moment of the Mortal

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3515 SCP-3515]] - Unearth

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3516 SCP-3516]] - I Fell Off My Bike

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3517 SCP-3517]] - A Hideous Mountain

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3518 SCP-3518]] - Arctic Shrimp

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3519 SCP-3519]] - These Quiet Days
'''SCP-3519''' was a memetic phenomenon convincing nearly everyone on the planet that the world would end on March 5th, 2019. The anomaly gradually passed because almost every person in the world killed themselves before the supposed end of the world, leaving nobody for it to affect.
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* AfterTheEnd: By the end of the article, [[spoiler: there's only one known survivor.]]
* DownerEnding: SCP-3519 is neutralized [[spoiler: only because March 5th has passed and now there's nobody left alive for it to affect.]]
* DrivenToSuicide: Being affected by SCP-3519 results in people suffering this fate to avoid the apocalypse they believe awaits on March 5th. [[spoiler: Nearly everyone on Earth has killed themselves by March 5th.]]
* MeaningfulName: Or number in this case. SCP-3519 is the belief the world will end on March 5th, 2019. Or 3/5/19 according to normal methods of writing the date in the United States.
* NextSundayAD: The setting of the article. [[spoiler: Justified by the fact that SCP-3519 causes an apocalypse, which would make setting it in the immediate present impractical.]]
* OnlySaneMan:
** Neil deGrasse Tyson is the only person in the interview excerpt who isn't fully convinced of SCP-3519's plausibility.
** [[spoiler: Rory Jones, the lone confirmed survivor, may also qualify. That is, assuming choosing to live as the last person on Earth qualifies as "sane."]]
* ProphecyTwist: SCP-3519 takes the form of a memetic plague that convinces those affected an apocalyptic event will occur on March 5th, 2019. There is no sign of any apocalyptic event on that date [[spoiler: [[SelfFulfillingProphecy except for the near-total demise of humanity as a result of SCP-3519-induced mass suicides]].]]
* RealPersonFic: Anderson Cooper, Kellyanne Conway and Neil deGrasse Tyson all appear in an interview excerpt included in the article. Creator/DonaldTrump is also alluded to via a tweet about the apocalypse but is never identified by name. Pope Francis also appears, if only for the Global Occult Coalition to forcibly sequester him so he can't absolve those who kill themselves because of SCP-3519 [[WellIntentionedExtremist in an attempt to prevent further suicides.]]

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3520 SCP-3520]] - Fourteen Orangutans

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3521 SCP-3521]] - forced banana equivalent dose by dado

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3522 SCP-3522]] - Black Body

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3523 SCP-3523]] - The Quarry

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3524 SCP-3524]] - You Cannot Contain Us

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3525 SCP-3525]] - A 5-Star Lyft Driver

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3526 SCP-3526]] - Ave. True to Caesar

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3527 SCP-3527]] - Incompetent Rap-Loving Bodysnatchers

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3528 SCP-3528]] - Witch Hunter

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3529 SCP-3529]] - snake = snek = cute ^~^

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3530 SCP-3530]] - Shooting Star School

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3531 SCP-3531]] - Skyfood

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3532 SCP-3532]] - Merch Link in Bio

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3533 SCP-3533]] - ''Metaphysiclean!''

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3534 SCP-3534]] - Doomsyesterday
See Recap.SCPFoundationCanons under the folder War on All Fronts.
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!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3535 SCP-3535]] - ''Casus Lignum''

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3536 SCP-3536]] - Bacteriophage Enabler

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3537 SCP-3537]] - Mr. Shapey
See Characters.SCPFoundationMisters.
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!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3538 SCP-3538]] - THE GREATEST CARABINER EVER

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3539 SCP-3539]] - So That Others May Live

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3540 SCP-3540]] - Don't Queer The Reaper
'''SCP-3540''' is an annual phenomenon occuring during the month of October. Two [[TheGrimReaper cloaked entities]] ('''SCP-3540-1, "Maurice"''' and '''SCP-3540-2, "Lance"''') manifest somewhere in the continental United States and spend the month inhabiting an abandoned house in a suburban neighborhood that they have decorated for Halloween.
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* AffectionateNickname: Lance calls Maurice "Maury".
* CastFullOfGay: All three characters named in the story are in homosexual relationships.
* CelestialBureaucracy: For whatever afterlife Maurice and Lance ferry souls to, it has a management that recognizes the emotional taxation of being {{Psychopomp}}s and mandates at least two weeks vacation annually, allowing the gay reapers a whole month together.
* DontFearTheReaper: Given their interaction with Agent Gittings, Maurice and Lance are friendly with others, living or dying.
* DoubleMeaning: During Agent Gittings' 2017 reunion with Maurice and Lance, they kept using phrasing in their conversation that wasn't outright indicative of their paranormal nature. To an outsider, they would sound like they're a gay human couple that works together at a retirement home and want to adopt but can't due to discrimination.
-->'''SCP-3540-1:''' And feel free to come by anytime for dinner, Lance can make Chicken Parmesan that's to die for.
* FriendToAllChildren: Maurice and Lance are endeared by children and their celebration of Hallowe'en, only moving into neighborhoods with a sizeable population of festive children under the age of ten. Maurice says seeing the younger generations live life makes his job worth it, and states that he and Lance whould adopt if they could. Given what the two say about their interactions with the locals and that they only make themselves known during October, it seem that children who happen to see them assume they are adults in costume.
* HalloweenEpisode: SCP-3540 only occurs during the month of October, ending on All Hallows' Day.
* MeetCute: Maurice and Lance first met each other on the job one day in October (naturally, at a funeral).
* NonMaliciousMonster: They're grim reapers that randomly manifest in populated towns and hijack abandoned structures for Halloween. They're also inspired by the happiness of children, are nothing but nice to Gittings and the worst thing they do is accidently decorate a neighbor's tree unwittingly.
* OneDegreeOfSeparation: The SCP Foundation can't predict where SCP-3540 will manifest, so it was pure coincidence that in 2017, Maurice and Lance chose to vacation in the same city that Agent Kay Gittings (an SCP agent they previously met) so happened to have moved to with her girlfriend the September prior.
* OverthetopChristmasDecorations: The vacant homes SCP-3540 occurs at becomes completely redone with Hallowe'en decorations inside and out. They may get in a little trouble for trespassing, but that's better than ruining Maurice's aesthetic.
-->'''SCP-3540-2:''' I very explicitly remember you telling me to, and I quote, "Cover that shit in web".
* PunBasedTitle: A little rhyme with the word ''queer'' playing off of the trope DontFearTheReaper.
* SpecialPersonNormalName: They're ostensibly supernatural beings, but instead of any ReligiousAndMythologicalThemeNaming, their names are simply Maurice and Lance.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3541 SCP-3541]] - Twice as Bright

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3542 SCP-3542]] - "Fear Not, Citizen!"

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3543 SCP-3543]] - One, Two, Four

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3544 SCP-3544]] - Home is Where the Heart Was

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3545 SCP-3545]] - The Places You'll Never Go

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3546 SCP-3546]] - ''Doggone it, I Fold!''

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3547 SCP-3547]] - A Dream of Our Beloved

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3548 SCP-3548]] - We exist, but only in your mind

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3549 SCP-3549]] - Sweet Medieval Bitcoin
[[/folder]]

[[folder:[=3550-3599=]]]
!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3550 SCP-3550]] - Cancer of Passion

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3551 SCP-3551]] - Dr. Wondertainment's Inflatable Invasion

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3552 SCP-3552]] - Never Swallow A Melon Seed

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3553 SCP-3553]] - They All Go Into the Dark

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3554 SCP-3554]] - No. 4 Borscht Canning Factory

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3555 SCP-3555]] - Attempted Suicide

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3556 SCP-3556]] - Durbal, The Rude Sticky Note

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3557 SCP-3557]] - CK or OK?

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3558 SCP-3558]] - Eyelid Removal Tool

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3559 SCP-3559]] - Best Thing Since

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3560 SCP-3560]] - All Robots go to Limbo

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3561 SCP-3561]] - An Unfinished Work

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3562 SCP-3562]] - See Me After Class

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3563 SCP-3563]] - Lemonabe, 25¢!

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3564 SCP-3564]] - The Immortal Bard, Act II: Return of Shakespeare

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3565 SCP-3565]] - Meat Baby

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3566 SCP-3566]] - Not Even That Funny

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3567 SCP-3567]] - Chrono-Wrap

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3568 SCP-3568]] - Shapes

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3569 SCP-3569]] - Buuny Butler

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3570 EE-3570]] - Umbral Ultimatum

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3571 SCP-3571]] - OLLIE'S OBSTACLE COURSE OF OBVIOUS OBLITERATION!

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3572 SCP-3572]] - Sand Cave

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3573 SCP-3573]] - The Rubedo Reserve Oinopoeic Sublimator

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3574 SCP-3574]] - Lambs to the Slaughter

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3575 SCP-3575]] - It's a Small Town

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3576 SCP-3576]] - Think But This And All Is Mended

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3577 SCP-3577]] - Pack To The Future

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3578 SCP-3578]] - A Mother's Love

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3579 SCP-3579]] - Insta-Gator

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3580 SCP-3580]] - The Devotion Locket

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3581 SCP-3581]] - Corneliu

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3582 SCP-3582]] - The Multiverse is Having a Seizure

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3583 SCP-3583]] - Hellbus
'''SCP-3583''' is an anomalous, self-driving school bus that travels a route associated with a public school in a town in Oklahoma. Every school day, it manifests itself in the school's bus zone, waits until a desired number of passengers steps aboard it, then transports itself into an alternate dimension full of disasters.
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* AlternateUniverse: The bus travels through an alternate version of the town it's in, with the main difference being that it is currently suffering from a wide variety of disasters, natural and man made.
* ApocalypseHow: The disasters the other dimension is suffering from range from civil unrest, volcanic eruptions, earthquakes, zombie apocalypses, and more.
* BodyOfBodies: It is made out of a wide variety of mismatched schoolbus parts, held together by an unknown force. It can disassemble itself at will should anyone try to remove it from the town.
* MundaneUtility: The school the bus has attached itself to is perfectly fine co-operating with the Foundation in containing the hellbus in its area. It's a perfectly good bus, after all, and regular buses are expensive enough as is.
* NonMaliciousMonster: Whatever it is, it wants to be a school bus, and outside of the disturbing route it takes, the children are never harmed and are delivered to their homes like a regular school bus.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3584 SCP-3584]] - Mechanical(?) Dandelion Garden

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3585 SCP-3585]] - Wondertainment's Murder Mystery Mates

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3586 SCP-3586]] - Gourmet Gull

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3587 SCP-3587]] - If I Were Trapped On An Island I'd Bring Me Myself and I

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3588 SCP-3588]] - Cheers
'''SCP-3588''' is '''Flynn's''', an abandoned bar in Springfield, Oregon that was condemned after it was destroyed in a fire. When someone enters the bar, it will appear just as it did before the fire. An anomalous bartender, '''Jack''', will manifest behind the bar and engage in conversation with whoever enters, offering them their favorite drink without needing to be told what it is.
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* GhostlyGoals: The bartender, Jack, remains attached to the earth because he feels someone needs to be there for the people who don't have anything else.
* ImmuneToBullets: Being a ghost, the bartender is unaffected by gunfire. He barely even notices it.
* OurGhostsAreDifferent: This is the ghost of an ''entire bar'', which was destroyed in a fire that killed its bartender. On entering the bar, it returns to exactly the way it was before the fire, with the bartender materializing behind the bar.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3589 SCP-3589]] - Second Amendment

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3590 SCP-3590]] - A Dirge for the Silent

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3591 SCP-3591]] - The Fallen Giant

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3592 SCP-3592]] - Kindertransport

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3593 SCP-3593]] - Scooby Snacker

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3594 SCP-3594]] - Genesis Ulcer

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3595 SCP-3595]] - Einheit

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3596 SCP-3596]] - Super Justice Containment Action Squadron

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3597 SCP-3597]] - Maladroit

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3598 SCP-3598]] - Bishop's Glen Memorial Park

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3599 SCP-3599]] - A Hard Day at Work
[[/folder]]

[[folder:[=3600-3649=]]]
!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3600 SCP-3600]] - Documenting Doomsday

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3601 SCP-3601]] - A Cautionary Tale

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3602 SCP-3602]] - The Monkey King's Legacy
'''SCP-3602''' is a community of Golden snub-nosed monkeys that are capable of human speech. Out of the 400 total monkeys in the community, 18 of them are effectively immortal, and credit their eternal life to the Chinese sun deity Wukong.
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* CivilizedAnimal: They are capable of using tools and utilizing fire as a source of warmth.
* {{Immortality}}: SCP-3602-A instances are immortal.
* OutlivingOnesOffspring: SCP-3602-B instances are the children of the SCP-3602-A instances, but unlike them are mortal, having similar lifespans to ordinary golden snub-nosed monkeys.
* SelfImmolation: SCP-3602-A-9 attempted to do this to herself, but failed due to her immortality.
* TalkingAnimal: They can talk, preferring to use Mandarin.
* WhoWantsToLiveForever: This is SCP-3602-A-9's reasoning for trying to kill herself; she feels bitter about having to live like the animal she once was after challenging the gods.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3603 SCP-3603]] - Oops! All Bears

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3604 SCP-3604]] - Craydaddy

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3605 SCP-3605]] - The blue is so beautiful

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3606 SCP-3606]] - Praise You

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3607 SCP-3607]] - Residence Evil
'''SCP-3607''' is a two-story house that contains a spatial anomaly in one of its bedrooms. The house's electrical appliances are also known to turn on and off for no reason, and sudden drops of temperature are common within it.
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* BiggerOnTheInside: The SCP is a two-story house; however, Devin ████'s bedroom contains a space that is much larger than normally possible.
* GravityScrew: The spatial anomaly in Devin's bedroom also affects its gravity.
* ShoutOut: The name is a nod to ''Franchise/ResidentEvil''.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3608 SCP-3608]] - PTSD: Post-Traumatic Stress Dimension

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3609 SCP-3609]] - Hati Hróðvitnisson

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3610 SCP-3610]] - To Fill The Ocean

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3611 SCP-3611]] - The Yamauchi Deck

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3612 SCP-3612]] - The Mainlist is Out of Order; Please Try Again

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3613 SCP-3613]] - Things You People Wouldn't Believe
See Recap.SCPFoundationCanons under the multiple canons folder.
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!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3614 SCP-3614]] - Your Reality

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3615 SCP-3615]] - Depressed Devine Demon of Diptera & Diarrhea

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3616 SCP-3616]] - Writer's Block

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3617 SCP-3617]] - The Parasites of Normal

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3618 SCP-3618]] - Supply and Demand

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3619 SCP-3619]] - You Spin Me Right Round, Baby, Right Round

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3620 SCP-3620]] - Data Expunged the Chicken

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3621 SCP-3621]] - Best Intentions

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3622 SCP-3622]] - Agile, Handle with Care

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3623 SCP-3623]] - She was my muse

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3624 SCP-3624]] - Crazy Chimera Lady

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3625 SCP-3625]] - The Great American Meme Machine

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3626 SCP-3626]] - Do not stop reading this document

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3627 SCP-3627]] - Dreamy Jasters

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3628 SCP-3628]] - Better Not to Know

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3629 SCP-3629]] - Spinder

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3630 SCP-3630]] - Reverse Locked Room Mystery

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3631 SCP-3631]] - A Man and his Monster

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3632 SCP-3632]] - Nibirdu

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3633 SCP-3633]] - I'm Right Behind Me

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3634 SCP-3634]] - In Vino Veritas
'''SCP-3634''' is a corkscrew shaped like a skeleton key. Whenever it is used to open a case of alcohol, the substance of the case is turned into an indistinguishable liquid that compels whoever drinks from it to tell the truth.
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* InVinoVeritas: A literal case; anyone who drinks alcohol from a container opened with the SCP becomes compelled to tell the truth and do things they would normally not do.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3635 SCP-3635]] - The Forgotten Archive

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3636 SCP-3636]] - World's Greatest Jukebox

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3637 SCP-3637]] - Many Waters

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3638 SCP-3638]] - You can't be serious!

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3639 SCP-3639]] - What-A-Boots

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3640 SCP-3640]] - Escape from the House of Mouse

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3641 SCP-3641]] - Remember Apollo 99 [striked out] Nased

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3642 SCP-3642]] - T(r)opical Cream

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3643 SCP-3643]] - Part 1: ANOMALY IS THE MOST DANGEROUS ANIMAL

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3644 SCP-3644]] - ''Slot reserved, please do not fill''

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3645 SCP-3645]] - Star Child

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3646 SCP-3646]] - Phantom Mosquitos

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3647 SCP-3647]] - Quousque Tandem?

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3648 SCP-3648]] - Buga and Buninka

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3649 SCP-3649]] - Overcast and Overwhelming
[[/folder]]

[[folder:[=3650-3699=]]]
!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3650 SCP-3650]] - Travel Bug

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3651 SCP-3651]] - Chalk Children

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3652 SCP-3652]] - Inverting Box

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3653 SCP-3653]] - A Calendar with Extra Days

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3654 SCP-3654]] - [=WarTime=]
'''SCP-3654''' is a World War II torpedo boat that comes from an alternate timeline. The vessel is known to enter a cycle of existence and non-existence every 29 days, and is capable of moving on its own without the use of its engines.
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* AlternateHistory: 3654 is an American WWII motor torpedo boat that was from a universe where an Allied invasion of mainland Japan (the aborted Operation Downfall in our timeline) occurred, but...something went terribly wrong.
* DueToTheDead: At one point, 3654 returned with one of its bunks cleared out save for a soldier's picture, bottles of alcohol, and wilted flowers as a makeshift memorial.
* NoodleIncident: One of the biggest themes to this SCP is that it is never explained just ''what'' is happening to it. Every time it returns produces a new one, such as:
** The first time it appeared, it was found covered in makeshift camouflage and contained a pile of partially burnt calendar pages and various destroyed timepieces.
** A [[DueToTheDead makeshift memorial]] on one of the bunks.
** A sundial being built on the deck, apparently in an attempt to track time. A later instance shows the sundial partially dismantled, with the pieces stuffed under another bunk.
** Several of the crewmen moving their quarters closer to the engine room, with a [[ThisIsMySide chalk line]] drawn halfway between the engine room and the remaining bunks.
** Someone ransacked the captain's quarters, apparently to locate and destroy a single pocket watch.
** Signs of a crude barricade erected in front of one of the cargo holds. The only anomalous thing found inside was a calendar with multiple dates crossed out.
** Various shrines and pyres being erected all over 3654.
** The ''entire interior'' of 3654 becoming covered in drawings of clocks and more of the StarfishLanguage.
** 3654 finally being located scuttled in a cove, with a large ''blood stain'' on the center of the deck.
* RealityIsOutForLunch: The universe that 3654 came from appears to have underwent a TimeCrash of some sort and as such it phases between this universe and its originals, and whatever is going on there, it ''isn't'' good for its inhabitants.
* SanitySlippage: Not as apparent, but with each iteration the crew seems to be going more and more over the edge. They at first seem to try to communicate with the Foundation, and even successfully request supplies, but as 3654 keeps re-appearing, the crew seems to become more and more divided, and at least one crew member appears to have been ''shot at'' by another and had to barricade themselves in a cargo room. The final appearance shows what seems to be a Kill Everyone situation, with the ship scuttled and a large blood stain on the deck indicating that all, or most of the crew, [[DrivenToSuicide killed themselves]] or were killed by an outside force.
* StarfishLanguage: While the Foundation have determined that 3654 was crewed by human Americans, their language at this point is as yet undecipherable, though they are able to crudely communicate with the Foundation through simple sketches.
* TimeCrash: One thing for certain about 3654 is that, wherever it is from, something is ''seriously'' wrong with the flow of time there.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3655 SCP-3655]] - The Last Resort

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3656 SCP-3656]] - Governments in Exile

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3657 SCP-3657]] - Posthumous Hero

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3658 SCP-3658]] - The Time Walker

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3659 SCP-3659]] - Rubbery Triceratops Gauntlet

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3660 SCP-3660]] - The Zoo Zipper

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3661 SCP-3661]] - A Toy Story

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3662 SCP-3662]] - The Doomsday Clock

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3663 SCP-3663]] - The Tunnel Monster

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3664 SCP-3664]] - The Only Weapon You Need is the One in Your Head

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3665 SCP-3665]] - Instant Demon, Just Add Blood!

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3666 SCP-3666]] - Repairing the Mask

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3667 SCP-3667]] - All's Well that Ends Hell

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3668 SCP-3668]] - Provenance

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3669 SCP-3669]] - A Mathematics Self Help Book

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3670 SCP-3670]] - Dreamed Corn
'''SCP-3670''' is an owl-shaped throw pillow that grants the wishes of those who sleep on it. The only side effect of these wishes is that every one of them causes the manifestation of creamed corn.
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* BenevolentGenie: Sort of. It will genuinely try to fulfill wishes in a way beneficial to the asker (i.e. when asked for 'breakfast' by someone with celiac disease, it will make sure said breakfast is gluten-free)... but it'll only ever utilize methods that involve creamed corn.
* BerserkButton: Don't specifically ask for "something that isn't creamed corn". It will just give you a bowl of bitter-tasting creamed corn.
* CuteOwl: It's an owl-shaped throw pillow that attempts to grant your wishes when you go to sleep with your head on it. The key word being "attempts".
* MakeAWish: It attempts to grant the user's wishes, but everything it gives you involves creamed corn. Wish for breakfast? A bowl of creamed corn. Twenty dollars? A bill soaked in creamed corn. A car? It fills the gas tank of your car with creamed corn. Kill SCP-682? See See ''Post-Breach Report: Structural Integrity of Site-19's Interior Following Corn Manifestation Incident.''
* NoodleIncident: The Foundation tried to use it to kill SCP-682. Whatever it did, it involved a lot of creamed corn.
* SingleIssueWonk: For some reason, this thing is obsessed with creamed corn.
* ThrowTheDogABone: When the researcher involved, having gotten very, very tired of the testing process, simply requested "a bowl of creamed corn", the bowl was accompanied by a get-well card.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3671 SCP-3671]] - A very angry box of cereal
'''SCP-3671''' is a box of cereal that is capable of manifesting a wide variety of cereal and/or objects every day at 6:30 AM. It is capable of communication through changing its labels, and has grown a vicious temper after a Foundation doctor ripped it trying to get some cereal from it.
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* AnimateInanimateObject: It's a sentient box of cereal.
* BerserkButton: It gets very angry when you rip it, even if it was an accident.
* DisproportionateRetribution: Somebody accidentally tore the box while trying to get the plastic bag out of it? ''Send them lethal objects so that they would die!''
* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: Yes, it ''is'' a very angry box of cereal.
* HopeSpot: At one point it acts like it finally forgave the Foundation for accidentally ripping it, and, instead of giving them lethal objects, it finally gave cereal… and the analysis showed that the cereal contained lethal amount of cyanide.
-->'''SCP-3671:''' Shit, I was ''sure'' you'd fall for that one. I still hate you, by the way.
* IneffectualDeathThreats: Threatens to find out where Frank Wright (the doctor who ripped it) lives and slit his throat while he sleeps. However, being a ''cereal box'', it has no means of acting upon this threat.
* NiceJobBreakingItHero: The box wouldn't have gotten angry if the Foundation staff had been more careful with removing the plastic bag from it.
* SirSwearsALot: After getting angry, it constantly writes profanities on itself.
* UngratefulBastard: Accuses the Foundation (more specifically, Frank Wright) of being one, as it states it gives them cereal everyday, and they repaid it by tearing it.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3672 SCP-3672]] - Why are there so many songs about rainbows?

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3673 SCP-3673]] - But when the door is closed...

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3674 SCP-3674]] - The Loss of Sector H

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3675 SCP-3675]] - The Void Called
'''SCP-3675''' are a group of incomporial sapient entities attempting to bring about an SK-Class Dominance Shift Scenario by infecting humans with a mental contagion known as '''SCP-3675-1''' which eventually changes those inflicted into becoming TheSociopath, followed by full-blown psychosis.
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* DemonicPossession: SCP-3675-1 turns out to be more this than TheVirus that the Foundation initially assumes. With those infected [[DeathOfPersonality eventually personality wise becoming another instance of SCP-3675]].
* HumansAreTheRealMonsters: Throughout the article it is more apparent that SCP-3675 are specifically the souls of dead humans in perpetual torment, who believe the only way to calm their torment, even superficially, is to inflict this fate on every single living human.
* OmnicidalManiac: SCP-3675's primary motivation. Their goal of exterminating human life simply being that they can't stand the idea of humans not going through the torment they are experiencing.
* PaintingTheMedium: The article warns that the article includes recent edits that might contain cognitohazard and that such edits should be reversed. The article shows a few of these edits followed by what was originally in their place and a comment by what is assumed to be an instance of SCP-3675 giving a MotiveRant.
* TheSociopath: Those infected by SCP-3675-1 eventually become this. Having symptoms including LackOfEmpathy, increased aggression, lack of self preservation, and [[MoodSwinger shifts between calm and sudden anger]].

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3676 SCP-3676]] - The Multiversal Megapede

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3677 SCP-3677]] - Paradix High School: Paradise for the Paranormal

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3678 SCP-3678]] - "It's Not That Anomalous"

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3679 SCP-3679]] - Make a Geas, Foundation

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3680 SCP-3680]] - The White Guys

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3681 SCP-3681]] - 5 - 0

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3682 SCP-3682]] - Parousia

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3683 SCP-3683]] - Dire Pigeons

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3684 SCP-3684]] - Pump You Full Of Lead

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3685 SCP-3685]] - The Fractured Pile

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3686 SCP-3686]] - Evan Deserves to be Remembered

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3687 SCP-3687]] - Anti-Entropy Doorknobs

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3688 SCP-3688]] - You Can Dance If You Want To

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3689 SCP-3689]] - Legendary Sandwich of the Deep

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3690 SCP-3690]] - Abdominal Pains

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3691 SCP-3691]] - The Thinking Man's SCP

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3692 SCP-3692]] - the notebook

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3693 SCP-3693]] - Postscript - Through A Glas, Darkly

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3694 SCP-3694]] - America's Diner Is Always Open

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3695 SCP-3695]] - The Surfboard

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3696 SCP-3696]] - The Greatest Attractor

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3697 SCP-3697]] - "Let Me Redirect You Right Now"

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3698 SCP-3698]] - Fresh Pine

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3699 SCP-3699]] - Memoirs of a Shingle Beach
[[/folder]]

[[folder:[=3700-3749=]]]
!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3700 SCP-3700]] - Tides of War
'''SCP-3700''' is an area of the Faroe, Okney, and Shetland Archipelagos inhabited by a group of monsters that fight one another every equinox. Whichever creature wins these fights will be able to determine the area's weather until the next equinox.
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* CombatTentacles: SCP-3700-2 has 13 retractable octopus tentacles across its body.
* EyeBeams: Two of SCP-3700-1's eyes can shoot lasers of gamma radiation.
* GentleGiant: Despite SCP-3700-1's freaky appearance, it is not hostile unless SCP-3700-2, who ''is'' hostile, shows up.
* {{Kaiju}}: SCP-3700-1 is a friendly but enormous and deadly arthropod six kilometers in length, with claws, clubs, and EyeBeams. SCP-3700-2 is a giant and very angry pelican eel which can control the weather, breathe fire, and has 13 retractable CombatTentacles.
* SequelHook: More like "Supplementary tale/new SCP hook," but [[spoiler: when SCP-3700-1 and SCP-3700-2 are mutually killed during one particular battle, the MTF monitoring them notices dangerous amounts of gamma radiation in the water, and ''something'' trying to contact the surface. However, command denies their requests to explore the waters beneath them, ending the SCP on a cliffhanger.]] Said sequel has now been released as [[spoiler:[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4700 SCP-4700]]]].
* TakeAThirdOption: Like SCP-3240, SCP-3700 uses the Hiemal object class to indicate that containment of SCP-3700 can create new, entirely different anomalies unless handled correctly.
* WeatherManipulation: SCP-3700-2 can manipulate the weather in the area surrounding it to enter dangerous, harsh storm conditions, unless SCP-3700-1 beats it first.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3701 SCP-3701]] - All the Time in the World

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3702 SCP-3702]] - I Walk Through The Desert, And I Have No Name

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3703 SCP-3703]] - From Death, We Contain

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3704 SCP-3704]] - Requiem

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3705 SCP-3705]] - The Gardener's Shadow

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3706 SCP-3706]] - 50,000 Krakens Under the Sea

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3707 SCP-3707]] - Fly By Night Only

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3708 SCP-3708]] - Crows Unanswered

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3709 SCP-3709]] - Intended Purpose

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3710 SCP-3710]] - Elon MUSH!

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3711 SCP-3711]] - Suffering On The Rising Tide

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3712 SCP-3712]] - Grandma Knows Best

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3713 SCP-3713]] - All The World's A Stage
'''SCP-3713''' was a series of events that spontaneously caused everyone in its area of effect to believe that they were performers in a musical theater production.
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* AndIMustScream: The more she resists the anomaly, this [[spoiler:befalls Camilla Marquez in increasingly terrible ways. First, that she is trapped in a world where everyone around her acts like they're in a musical, and ignore anything she says or does that doesn't fit the "plot." Then, when she nearly kills herself trying to escape the "cast," she's whisked to some kind of alternate dimension comprised only of a musical stage, where she's ultimately forced beyond her will to play along to an unseen audience. The video log of her time there describes her being forced to bow, "jerking and twitching" in attempt to stop herself, and collapsing and vomiting the moment she's free of the effect.]]
* TheEndOrIsIt: After the snafu involving Camilla Marquez, the anomaly completely vanishes, [[spoiler: until Camilla disappears nine years later, with only a bag of blood and vomit left behind, and a few fliers advertising a big new show coming soon...]]
* TheImmune: For whatever reason, Camilla Marquez is immune to its effect, and neither plays along with the musical nor is oblivious to (or accepting of) the weirdness of its effect. The anomaly is ''not'' happy about it. [[spoiler:According to an interview with her mother, there may be more going on there than it seems: Camilla's paranoia about the world being a play did not start with her incident, and she has several quirk and unexplained traumas that imply that she had been linked with the anomaly for some time. The SCP's author indicates that this is meant to imply that what the Foundation sees is only the tip of the iceberg.]]
* TheMusical: SCP-3713 turns the lives of random people into musical theater.
* NotSoHarmlessVillain: SCP-3713 sounds pretty funny at first, and it's noted that nearly all of its effects typically wear off without any damage (in several cases with the "feel good" endings of the musical lasting past the anomaly ending), but an event in Puerto Rico shows it's been targeting the traumatic memories of one specific individual and doesn't much like being ignored...
* PerformanceAnxiety: SCP-3713 seems to comprise of [[spoiler:an "audience" who creates the effect for entertainment, which in one instance had particular interest in a seemingly immune Camila Marquez, a young Puerto Rican woman who suffered from stage fright as a child and was found injured in the woods near her school. Camila ends up so traumatized by her experiences with 3713 that she develops a fear of movies, theater, and the sun.]]
* PetTheDog: A little bit of both this and KickTheDog in the way the Foundation handles Camilla's case. On the one hand, they don't forcibly amnesticize her like they do other civilians, allowing her to keep her memories of the masqeruade, giving her access to a genuinely helpful and compassionate Federation psychiatrist, and even let her loved ones in (somewhat) on the situation so that they can help them. On the other hand, it's noted that this is because they find her mental trauma fascinating and seek to study it, and there's a fair chance that [[spoiler: had they erased her memories the same as they did for all the others, the anomaly might have not taken her for good later on.]]
* ShoutOut: The titular phrase is taken from ''Theatre/AsYouLikeIt''.
* SpontaneousChoreography: As it causes real life to resemble a musical, it naturally causes this as well. In one extreme case, it spontaneously took control of over a hundred actors to coordinate an attempt to bring a plot back onto the rails.
* ThatsNoMoon: The "sun" [[spoiler:in the anomaly's alternate dimension is actually an enormous spotlight. Realizing this made Camilla Marquez forever terrified that the actual sun in the real world was really fake, and always focused on her.]]
* TrumanShowPlot: The nature of Camilla's PTSD. After [[spoiler:being taken by the anomaly]] she shows a fear that the world is still a stage and that she's always being observed, that the sun is focused on her, that the people around her are not genuine, etc. However, things get far more complicated when [[spoiler:her mother tells the Foundation that while it's far worse after the incident they know about, she'd had that condition for ''years'' before that point - even believing her parents were actors.]]
* WeirdnessCensor: The SCP causes this in anyone under its area of effect, allowing them to perceive the musical and even act within it. However, one should hope they aren't somehow immune to this effect, as Camilla Marquez found out the hard way - if you don't play along, the anomaly will ''make'' you with increasing severity, [[spoiler:ultimately kidnapping her for "lessons" on how to act better.]]

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3714 SCP-3714]] - Jiangshi's Ring

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3715 SCP-3715]] - Not So Subtlє Teα

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3716 SCP-3716]] - Boned Beyond Belief

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3717 SCP-3717]] - Pickl'd Punkz

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3718 SCP-3718]] - An Environmental Cat-astrophe

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3719 SCP-3719]] - Your Friendly Neighbourhood Lawnmower

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3720 SCP-3720]] - Smiting on a Budget

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3721 SCP-3721]] - Obsolete Weapons System

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3722 SCP-3722]] - The City That Was Half the World

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3723 SCP-3723]] - The Orca-stra

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3724 SCP-3724]] - Guard Puppies

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3725 SCP-3725]] - Ironically, I don't have a Good Idea for a Title

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3726 SCP-3726]] - [=AnthropomorFic=]

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3727 SCP-3727]] - Syringe Man

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3728 SCP-3728]] - STOP. HAMMERTIME

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3729 SCP-3729]] - The Best Day of Your Life

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3730 SCP-3730]] - Eagerly Awaiting Takeoff

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3731 SCP-3731]] - Normality Will Be Protected

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3732 SCP-3732]] - Posthumous Legacy

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3733 SCP-3733]] - Everybody Else

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3734 SCP-3734]] - Muddy Morphing Power Worms!

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3735 SCP-3735]] - [=ForbiddeN=] [=SouNd=]

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3736 SCP-3736]] - Talk It!

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3737 SCP-3737]] - Rainbow Bridge
'''SCP-3737''' is an interdimensional island that can only be accessed by a specific bridge in Greenland. The island is inhabited by household pets who died when their owners were children.
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* AnotherDimension: The SCP is an interdimensional anomaly that manifests as a tropical island, and can only be accessed by SCP-3737-1 (the titular bridge).
* BackFromTheDead: The SCP appears to have the pets of visitors that died when the visitors were children living on it.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3738 SCP-3738]] - Casting Lots

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3739 SCP-3739]] - [[blue:Mind-Milk™ by Moosphere, Inc.]]

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3740 SCP-3740]] - God is Dumb
'''SCP-3740''' is '''Ashur''', the Assyrian god of air. He has demonstrated complete control over air currents and air pressure in his area, as well as the ability to communicate with flying animals. Ashur has also demonstrated himself as an incredibly gullible individual, believing that a number of mundane abilities proves that people around him are fellow gods.
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* BlowYouAway: He's the Assyrian god of air and has control over wind.
* ManChild: 3740 is extremely gullible, to the point where the Foundation is able to convince him that they're his fellow gods with simple special FX.
* PersonOfMassDestruction: His WeatherManipulation abilities enable him to wreak major havoc. If he wasn't so gullible, he'd be a major threat.
* SuperGullible: Things that can convince Ashur that one is a god: magic tricks, cat toys, hair dye, using light switches. Things that do ''not'' convince him: being an actual fellow god (Suen).
* SuperPowerLottery: SCP-3740 has extremely powerful [[BlowYouAway wind powers]], can talk to flying animals, and possibly has other reality warping powers, as he is an actual god, specifically Ashur, the Assyro-Babylonian god of air. The Foundation contains him by taking advantage of the fact that he is ''incredibly'' gullible.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3741 SCP-3741]] - The World Is Your Oyster

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3742 SCP-3742]] - A "Live" Album

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3743 SCP-3743]] - Euboea, Son of Briareos

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3744 SCP-3744]] - Dungeons And D-Class Personnel

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3745 SCP-3745]] - As the Heart Breaks, so do the Heavens

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3746 SCP-3746]] - 🦀 MOM'S DEAD 🦀

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3747 SCP-3747]] - Death by Vacuum

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3748 SCP-3748]] - Bowl of Flies

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3749 SCP-3749]] - Apocalyptic Death Metal Sword
[[/folder]]

[[folder:[=3750-3799=]]]
!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3750 SCP-3750]] - A White Fish

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3751 SCP-3751]] - Skip's Gambit

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3752 SCP-3752]] - Cold From Within

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3753 SCP-3753]] - TEA-K.O.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3754 SCP-3754]] - Pocket Pet Collector Plus!

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3755 SCP-3755]] - Guess How Many
'''SCP-3755''' is a phenomenon that compels people to accurately guess the number of 755 items are in a set.
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* TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou: The caption for the page image says "This image is known to be able to induce SCP-3755-1."
* MeaningfulName: Or number in this case. The SCP number is 3755, and individuals affected by it are usually able to accurately say the number of items in a set of 755 similar items.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3760 SCP-3760]] - He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes.
'''SCP-3760''' is a mutagenic phenomenon in which infected people will have injured tissues mutate into the parts of a shark. Those who have shark mouths grow on them will crave animal flesh to satiate their newfound hunger.
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* BadFuture: The cause of this SCP is heavily related to a [[spoiler:K/O Failure Scenario in one of the Shark Punching Centre alternate timelines, where the SPC failed in its mission of punching sharks and [[TheBadGuyWins the sharks won]]]].
* BodyHorror: Anyone infected with SCP-3760 will have their injured tissue mutate into the form of shark parts, such as scales, jaws, eyes, noses, and cartilage.
* HorrorHunger: Any infectee who has shark mouths growing on them will have their orifices repeatedly seek for living or freshly deceased animal flesh, even moreso in the presence of blood.
* SharkMan: An example that's played for horror. Anyone infected with the SCP will have their injured tissue mutate into shark parts, turning them into a BodyHorror between man and shark.
* TheVirus: SCP-3760 spreads via an unknown method, but is heavily suggested to be via eye contact with an infected person.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3756 SCP-3756]] - In Space, No One Can Hear Yee-haw!

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3757 SCP-3757]] - Cocoon Park

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3758 SCP-3758]] - The Last Dodo

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3759 SCP-3759]] - Isle of the Tortoise Terminarch

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3760 SCP-3760]] - He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3761 SCP-3761]] - The War of the Squirrels

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3762 SCP-3762]] - Shelter from the Storm

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3763 SCP-3763]] - A Piece of Him is Still Around

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3764 SCP-3764]] - A Gift From a Friend
'''SCP-3764''' is a burlap sack containing a freshly baked loaf of bread that is said to come from "a friend". Those who eat the bread lose all feelings of hunger for the rest of the day, as well as various other pleasant sensations.
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* BewareTheNiceOnes: SCP-3764 is a kind and caring anomaly that can and will heal you with no negative side effects. It's also capable of inflicting MindRape on those who are truly BeyondRedemption, although it has only ever done this to one person.
* CharacterCatchphrase: Its notes are always signed with "-a friend".
* EvenTheLovingHeroHasHatedOnes: SCP-3764 is a benevolent SCP that cares about the well-being of everyone. Except D-4561, a child rapist and murderer; it gave him a charred loaf of bread and a note signed with "not your friend", and gave him horrible nightmares every time he went to sleep.
* MindRape: The fate of D-4561, a convicted child murderer and rapist. After interacting with SCP-3764, any time D-4561 falls asleep he will be plagued by violent and graphic nightmares for around 14-hours straight, with no way to wake him by force.
* MiracleFood: A burlap sack that produces freshly baked loaves of wheat bread along with friendly little notes always signed from "-a friend". Not only do loaves provide full nutrition and nourishment, but they can ease mental and emotional ailments such as depression and suicidal thoughts.
* NoConservationOfEnergy: A small burlap sack that can make an endless supply of tasty, freshly baked loaves of bread. The only limitations seem to be that it will only make enough loaves as people in its vicinity, and it will stop making loaves if its forced to be the only thing eaten by its users.
* {{Omniglot}}: The label on the front of SCP-3764 and the writing in its notes will always be in the written language most familiar to the recipient. Illiterate recipients, when looking at the bag, see a picture of a loaf of bread.
* RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil: SCP-3764 shows kindness even to murderers as long as they show guilt for what they've done; not the case with D-4561 who was an unrepentant child rapist who was given a charred loaf with a note that read "[[MindRape Sweet Dreams]]. - Not your friend".
* SentientPhlebotinum: While not defined with definitive proof, it's highly theorized SCP-3764 is sentient, as it not only can provide personalized notes, but can also pass judgement on those who use it or give comfort to those who need it.
* SympathyForTheDevil: SCP-3764's kindness even extends to those who have committed crimes, provided they regret what they have done. D-3457, a murderer with suicidal ideations, received a loaf with a note that said, "Eat, and live. You owe them that much. -a friend." After he ate the loaf, he was no longer suicidal.
* TerseTalker: The notes that come with the bread are usually short, one to two words in length, although SCP-3764 can write longer notes if needed to get its point across.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3765 SCP-3765]] - Beaver Builders Building Buildings

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3766 SCP-3766]] - Reverse Cargo Cult

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3767 SCP-3767]] - Additonal Baggage Fee

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3768 SCP-3768]] - Three Moons Public Radio

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3769 SCP-3769]] - Evolutionary Rescussuion Device

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3770 SCP-3770]] - One Thousand Footsteps Towards The Promised Land

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3771 SCP-3771]] - A,erocams Be Eating Cheesed Burger

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3772 SCP-3772]] - 😂 WHO DID THIS 😂

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3773 SCP-3773]] - 9,000 Lives

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3774 SCP-3774]] - My Heart [=DEETs=] Faster For You
See Characters.SCPFoundationSCPs.
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!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3775 SCP-3775]] - A Wild Party

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3776 SCP-3776]] - Camp Nimrod

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3777 SCP-3777]] - Jewish Mekhanite Golem Robot

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3778 SCP-3778]] - We Are Possum. We Are Legion

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3779 SCP-3779]] - A Greenhouse: Or, How D-80801 Learned To Give In And Embrace Nature

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3780 SCP-3780]] - Who Shot J.F.K?

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3781 SCP-3781]] - OK ペインター!

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3782 SCP-3782]] - Through Roosevelt's Glasses

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3783 SCP-3783]] - Baba Yaga's Cottage

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3784 SCP-3784]] - High Octane Nightmare Fuel

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3785 SCP-3785]] - Jasper's Hill

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3786 SCP-3786]] - Chubby Dog

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3787 SCP-3787]] - The Horse Meme

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3788 SCP-3788]] - Titanic Super Soaker

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3789 SCP-3789]] - Abyssal Basalt 'Jellyfish'

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3790 SCP-3790]] - Department of Abnormalities
See Characters.SCPFoundationGroups.
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!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3791 SCP-3791]] - An Entirely Standard and Uneventful Anomaly

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3792 SCP-3792]] - Up In Smoke

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3793 SCP-3793]] - Spectrap Punk Drive-By

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3794 SCP-3794]] - Salsa Hammer

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3795 SCP-3795]] - WHO KILLED YOUR DOG?!

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3796 SCP-3796]] - What a Wonderful Unifictation It Would Be

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3797 SCP-3797]] - The Once and Future Gun

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3798 SCP-3798]] - There Are Flowers There

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3799 SCP-3799]] - A Short History of Snowfall
'''SCP-3799''' is a perfect sphere of snow floating 500 meters above Crozier Island, Greenland. Inside the sphere is '''SCP-3799-1''', a male human corpse with an unknown variant of a Foundation uniform, its arm sticking out of the sphere that used to hold Foundation documents that concern the true nature of the sphere.
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* TheAssimilator: [[spoiler:Any corpse that came in contact with the snow was converted into more of the same snow. Combined with the brainwashing it caused, the snow grew in size thanks to those it affected committing suicide through hypothermia by burying themselves in the snow.]]
* DrivenToSuicide: [[spoiler:Even some of those who weren't affected by the snow's cognitohazardous properties were driven to despair at the sight of how quickly the snow covered the world and went outside to be turned into more snow.]]
* GoneHorriblyRight: [[spoiler:SCP-3799 was created by the Foundation in an attempt to retroactively ensure that there were never any anomalies in the world and to make it pure and clean of conflict and struggle. They got their wish and most of humanity became part of the snow, which covered most of the world.]]
* HeroicSacrifice: [[spoiler:SCP-3799-1, immune to the snow's cognitohazardous properties, rammed his jet into SCP-3799 and bled out in the sphere to reverse everything it had done to the world and the timeline.]]
* RetGone: [[spoiler:As the snow took hold of the world, it erased the histories of many nations and races and made it so that humanity only existed as either part of the snow or part of the Foundation.]]
* TemporalParadox: [[spoiler:No matter how much of the timeline the snow retroactively changed, the Foundation will always exist despite the lack of events and factors required for the Foundation to even be founded in the first place.]]
* WalkingSpoiler: The documents held by SCP-3799-1 are archived under a collapsible for a reason.

[[/folder]]

[[folder:[=3800-3849=]]]
!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3800 SCP-3800]] - Many Grandparents Ago

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3801 SCP-3801]] - Based on A True Story

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3802 SCP-3802]] - hare growth by dado

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3803 SCP-3803]] - Custom-Made Business Cards, On the Go!

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3804 SCP-3804]] - Communiqués from the Apocalypse

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3805 SCP-3805]] - The Birth Of The World

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3806 SCP-3806]] - I AM AWAITED IN VALHALLA!

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3807 SCP-3807]] - A Real Bad Hombre

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3808 SCP-3808]] - Bacon Cheeseburger That Demands Satisfaction

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3809 SCP-3809]] - ''Love in the Time of Algorithms''

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3810 SCP-3810]] - Angela Carter Presents: ''"The Saltwater Heart"''

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3811 SCP-3811]] - A Therapist Needs A Therapist

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3812 SCP-3812]] - A Voice Behind Me
'''SCP-3812''' was once '''Sam Howell''', an African-American man who was believed to have died in 1996. He has since transformed into a reality-warper who is aware of the fact that he exists in a fictional universe, and is capable of travelling to other layers of metafiction, which he does in the hopes of returning to the "real world".
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* AscendToAHigherPlaneOfExistence: Exaggerated to a great degree. [[spoiler:SCP-3812 has been constantly ascending above countless realities and narratives ever since he died in 1996. This is a very bad thing as his mind is not equipped for such a situation, and there's is a possibility that every reality below him, including the reality the Foundation resides in, may cease to be in an attempt to ease his mind.]]
* MetaFiction: The entry for it discusses the possibilities of beings so much higher in reality that they can be more or less considered gods by those below them and that those above them are their gods able to change the "narrative" of anything below them while crudely affecting their own "narrative". [[spoiler:At one point one of the higher beings warps reality to apologize for its creation and claims it to be above both him and the being above him. He claims that he got in some serious trouble for making it by his superiors. It turns out that this being is the [=SCP's=] literal author in our world. The being above him is either the wiki or the whole community. The SCP is higher than both because it has achieved a level of renown that it affects those who read about it, thus taking on a life of its own.]]
* MySkullRunnethOver: He has been driven insane and unresponsive due to [[spoiler:being able to perceive every version and interaction of himself and the realities they're in simultaneously as he continues to ascend up an indeterminate number of narratives.]]
* NoSell: Every attempt to kill or contain it fails. Records indicate multiple governments, including anomalous ones, tried to neutralize it in the past and failed. Even the Foundation's own attempts failed and resulted in more dangerous anomalies to contain. Eventually it gets hammered by multiple attacks, explosions, incorporeal copies of itself, and even a black hole, all having zero effect on it. [[spoiler:The Foundation gets a message on its servers from an entity claiming to have written the laws of the universe that the Foundation exists in, and said entity says that 3812 was an experiment on its part that was supposed to supercede the limits of the universe's narrative but has now gone entirely out of the entity's control and can't be killed.]]
* OutsideContextProblem: The Foundation's Hume counters (which measure reality warpers' relative power) can't measure SCP-3812 at all. No one knows if that's because his ReadingsAreOffTheScale, or if his powers are somehow fundamentally different from other reality warpers. [[spoiler:The implication is that SCP-3812 is different because he's from a higher narrative level. Prior reality warpers were localized to this narrative, so their powers only extended this far.]]
* RealityWarper: It wiped out no less than three countries that tried to fight it, then wiped out almost all memory of those countries, then when the SCP Foundation discovered this, it continuously tries to wipe out the log of the event. Each time the event is relogged by people who remember the original entry. The process that allows people to not completely forget the event is called a kind of "'dirty' alteration" as not all of that piece of reality is wiped out. There are listed several events like this of various severities.
* WasOnceAMan: It was once a normal African-American man named Sam Howell. Shortly, after he died in 1996, he phased through the ground and started wandering.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3813 SCP-3813]] - The Fall of Hyperion

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3814 SCP-3814]] - Tag! You're it!

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3815 SCP-3815]] - Elena the Ever-Present

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3816 SCP-3816]] - Blue Light

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3817 SCP-3817]] - Suffering For Your Art
'''SCP-3817''' is an immortal clone of '''Music/FelixMendelssohn''' that has remained the same age for 200 years. The Mendelssohn clone is noted as having numerous self-inflicted injuries that would kill a normal human. He claims the injuries were not out of suicidal intent, but as an attempt to create musical compositions inspired by his own suffering, like the composers before him.
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* TheAgeless: He has physically remained 40 years old for around 200 years.
* BeethovenWasAnAlienSpy: He is an immortal clone of Music/FelixMendelssohn with self-inflicted injuries that, in all, would very likely be fatal to a normal human. However, he maintains that those injuries are not out of suicidal intent, but rather so he could create musical masterpieces out of his suffering, just like the great composers before him. Once he finished composing "Songs Without Words", the SCP Foundation had musicologists analyse this composition with that of the real Mendelssohn. They concluded that the compositions are stylistically the same.
* MadeOfIron: His file provides a list of his very extensive injuries and points out that such injuries would very likely be fatal to a normal human.
* SelfHarm: His injuries all have been self-inflicted, but he maintains that he has no suicidal intent.
* TrueArtIsAngsty: InUniverse he believes this and this is why he has inflicted upon himself so many injuries. He writes in his outline:
--> ''All the great composers endured pain and suffering to fulfill their desire to create. And the results of their effort: timeless masterpieces!''

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3818 SCP-3818]] - Two Favours One

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3819 SCP-3819]] - Box of Desire

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3820 SCP-3820]] - Sitting and Caring for Pets

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3821 SCP-3821]] - Stuck In the Mailroom

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3822 SCP-3822]] - Everywhere Yet Nowhere

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3823 SCP-3823]] - Put On Your Red Shoes

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3824 SCP-3824]] - Dogpile

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3825 SCP-3825]] - So it Goes

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3826 SCP-3826]] - The Definition of Technophobia

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3827 SCP-3827]] - The Dental Community Theater

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3828 SCP-3828]] - A Powerful Seal

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3829 SCP-3829]] - Metastasis

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3830 SCP-3830]] - Sleeping With The Fishes

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3831 SCP-3831]] - Can't Call Out

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3832 SCP-3832]] - Surprise Pillow Fight

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3833 SCP-3833]] - Welcome to the Top of the Mountain

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3834 SCP-3834]] - Fossil Records

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3835 SCP-3835]] - Better [=inWeedients=], Better Pizza, Papa John's

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3836 SCP-3836]] - Grease Monkey And The Search For FAST
'''SCP-3836''' is a sapient, animated gorilla corpse that has an obsession with going fast. It has the anomalous ability of modifying vehicles so they can go faster than they designed to, even though the modifications it makes shouldn't work at all.
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* MadeOfIron: SCP-3836 will come out of any accident unhindered, even if it loses a lot of flesh from its body. Only its skeleton appears to be indestructible. It also appears that its safety goggles, overalls, and boots prevent the rest of its flesh from coming off.
* OurZombiesAreDifferent: It's a zombie gorilla that runs on motor oil. It is also missing most of the flesh on the upper half of its body, yet it is still capable of normal tasks and modifying vehicles.
* RuleOfCool: Aside from making them go fast, SCP-3836 likes tricking out its vehicles with things like barbed wire, stereo speakers, and confetti cannons.
* SpeedDemon: Everything it makes is meant for one purpose, to go fast.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3837 SCP-3837]] - Maize Knight

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3838 SCP-3838]] - Nomads of the 4th-Dimensional Steppe

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3839 SCP-3839]] - Liposlugtion: 2 Fat 2 Furious

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3840 SCP-3840]] - We Stand On Guard For Thee

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3841 SCP-3841]] - Death & Rebirth
See Recap.SCPFoundationCanons under the Ad Astra Per Aspera folder.
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!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3842 SCP-3842]] - Life-Emitting Diode

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3843 SCP-3843]] - Sam

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3844 SCP-3844]] - To Slay A Dragon

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3845 SCP-3845]] - Buddy

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3846 SCP-3846]] - Walden Pond Scum

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3847 SCP-3847]] - If only I could talk with birds
'''SCP-3847''' is an area in China that allows people to perceive the vocalizations of birds as words of encouragement and comfort in their native language.
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* TalkingAnimal: Anyone who enters the SCP-affected area hears the vocalizations of birds and snakes in this manner. However, recordings of birds prove that this is only a change in human perception that causes this effect.
* YouAreNotAlone:
** Some of the bird vocalizations (referred to as SCP-3847-1) tend to be along the lines of this:
-->He will not be alone. It is with your help, and he appreciates that.\\
Share your burden with me. I will understand.\\
The machine will keep him happy, just like we will keep you happy.\\
Time to study some scrolls. I will accompany you.\\
Why not come join us in the field? We will sing for you.\\
You don't have to feel lonely here. We are here for you, always will be.
** Inverted with one snake vocalization (referred to as SCP-3847-2):
-->You're very much alone. Just like he is now.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3848 SCP-3848]] - History Exists for the Memorable

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3849 SCP-3849]] - A Tubful of Time
[[/folder]]

[[folder:[=3850-3899=]]]
!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3850 SCP-3850]] - I Can't Drown My Demons

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3851 SCP-3851]] - You May Not Be Able To Drown Your Demons, But The Demons Can Drown Your Screams

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3852 SCP-3852]] - Small Town Justice

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3853 SCP-3853]] - Imperium

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3854 SCP-3854]] - Belly of the Playwright

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3855 SCP-3855]] - Antimemetic Speakeasy

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3856 SCP-3856]] - Researcher Lloyd, Destroyer of Worlds
'''SCP-3856''' is Foundation researcher '''Samuel Lloyd'''. He has been discovered to be immortal and is destined to be the last human to ever die. The downside to this fact is that, if Lloyd should sustain a fatal injury, a completely unrelated K-Class Scenario will wipe out humanity seconds before he dies.
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* ExpendableAlternateUniverse: Many (''many'') alternate-universe Foundations deal with their own Researcher Lloyd by deporting him to another universe, so his inevitable death will be ''that'' universe's problem instead. Dealing with all these Lloyds is rapidly becoming a major issue of para-universal politics.
* LoopholeAbuse:
** The Foundation attempted to skirt the requirements by firing Lloyd, but it turns out that doesn't work.
** One alt-universe Foundation did successfully neutralize Lloyd for several years by [[RetGone erasing him before he was born]]. Then that particular Foundation got a little carried away with "retrocausal containment", and wound up erasing the technology they used to erase Lloyd, which resulted in Lloyd (and the rest of humanity) dying in a global nuclear war.
* SaveThisPersonSaveTheWorld: If Lloyd dies, the universe will take all of humanity along with him. ''At minimum.''

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3857 SCP-3857]] - Call of the Tropic

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3858 SCP-3858]] - Hugbox

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3859 SCP-3859]] - Anti-technotheistic Parasite

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3860 SCP-3860]] - The Falcon's Landing
See Characters.SCPFoundationSCPs.
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!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3861 SCP-3861]] - Self-Reflection

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3862 SCP-3862]] - The Gentleman Karcist

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3863 SCP-3863]] - Hole-y cow! I can't bee-lieve it!

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3864 SCP-3864]] - I've Been Framed!

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3865 SCP-3865]] - You Real What You Sow

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3866 SCP-3866]] - Youth In Asia by dado
See Recap.SCPFoundationCanons under the End Of Death folder.
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!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3867 SCP-3867]] - ♡♡♡Sweet Cats & Perfect Dogs!♡♡♡

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3868 SCP-3868]] - Constitution Saving Throw

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3869 SCP-3869]] - High Quality Ripoff

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3870 SCP-3870]] - The Ice-Cream Vigilante

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3871 SCP-3871]] - Dr. Wondertainment's Allegorical Anomaly-Annihilating Assault Automaton

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3872 SCP-3872]] - Consult an Alchemist

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3873 SCP-3873]] - Unberable Treatment

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3874 SCP-3874]] - Six-Hundred To One

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3875 SCP-3875]] - Spyders

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3876 SCP-3876]] - Tussie Mussie

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3877 SCP-3877]] - MIЯЯOЯ BÄR

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3878 SCP-3878]] - Words Will Never Hurt Me

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3879 SCP-3879]] - Musical Jolly Ape™ by Dr. Wondertainment

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3880 SCP-3880]] - ILLEST RAIN SOUNDS ∞ Hours No Looping - White Noise, Nature/Healing/Ambient, Meditation/Insomnia/Study ASMR [ORIGINAL]
'''SCP-3880''' is a Website/{{YouTube}} livestream titled '''ILLEST RAIN SOUNDS ∞ Hours No Looping - White Noise, Nature/Healing/Ambient, Meditation/Insomnia/Study ASMR [ORIGINAL]''' hosted by a being known as '''DJ Chaac'''. Whoever watches or listens to the stream will have their mood lightened and their energy and creativity rise.
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* AGodAmI: DJ Chaac apparently sees himself to be this, describing himself as a literal storm god even though he's also claimed to be any other number of supernatural entities that could theoretically influence the rain.
* {{Magitek}}: DJ Chaac is able to put what are essentially magic seals on his accounts to prevent them from being taken down.
* NiceJobBreakingItHero: When Chaac is contemplating the ramifications of the Three Portlands contractor taking his stream down, he briefly implies that his storms sustain at least a significant amount of land, making him one step away from being a Hiemal-class entity.
* ObliviouslyEvil: Genuinely believes that his storms are there purely for others' enjoyment, despite the fact that his "party," tropical storm Calypso, ''killed'' people.
* RealityWarper: DJ Chaac is an entity of unclear description who creates rainstorms to use as ASMR for [=YouTube=] streams.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3881 SCP-3881]] - A Disregarded Proposal

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3882 SCP-3882]] - A Literal Metal Band

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3883 SCP-3883]] - Dildos Have Dreams Too
'''SCP-3883''' is a neon green dildo in the shape of a tentacle. When viewed in a reflective surface, it appears as a tentacled creature that changes form depending on the surface. If someone enters REM sleep near the dildo, it will appear in their dreams as a monstrous creature that kills the dreamer, causing them to wake up. Despite this, 3883 has no actual malevolent intentions. An interview with 3883 revealed that it suffers very low self-esteem due to its nature as a sex toy, and uses the dreams of those nearby to live out its own dreams of being something powerful. As such, the Foundation has been boosting its mental health by offering D Classes to sleep next to it once a week.
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* TheMirrorShowsYourTrueSelf: Its "true self" changes depending on how it's reflected; a puddle of water shows an octopus, while a window shows a humanoid being. Notably, actual mirrors are the ''exception'' to this rule for SCP-3883.
* IJustWantToBeBadass: Surely you'd prefer to be an [[EldritchAbomination Eldritch Horror]] cephalopod monster than a ''neon-green'' '''''tentacle dildo.'''''

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3884 SCP-3884]] - Gunmetal Gary Puts the Peddle to the Metal

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3885 SCP-3885]] - The High-Octane Full-Throttle Adventures of the Exploding Zombie Gearheads
See Characters.SCPFoundationSCPs.
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!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3886 SCP-3886]] - The Necromancer's Saddle

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3887 SCP-3887]] - Monster under the Bed
'''SCP-3887-A''' is '''Donna''', a regular non-anomalous woman. The actual anomalous property surrounding her is '''SCP-3887-B'''. 3887-B is '''Grenda''', a boogeyman-esque creature that has lived under Donna's bed since she was a child. Since she came from an abusive household, Donna gradually began to seek comfort from Grenda, with Grenda in turn being fiercely protective of her.
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* AbstractEater: While SCP-3887-B can literally eat virtually anything, it seems to prefer subsisting on fear.
* DomesticAbuse: The Foundation first discovered SCP-3887-A and B when SCP-3887-B publicly attacked SCP-3887-A's girlfriend, her girlfriend being emotionally manipulative and causing SCP-3887-A great stress.
* TheEmpath: SCP-3887-B's temperament seems to be entirely reliant on SCP-3887-A's state of mind, SCP-3887-B being entirely docile to Foundation staff because SCP-3887-A remains entirely cooperative with them.
* HorrorHunger: Her species subsists on fear and over time she'll ''need'' it, being unable to subsist on anything else. [[spoiler: [[SubvertedTrope Subverted as]] Grenda specifically [[InvokedTrope invokes this trope]] to intentionally frame her hunger as causing her to go berserk when she abducts the scientist interviewing her in order to stoke the fear of being EatenAlive in her. Once she's milked as much as she can out of it, she just eats the poor woman's socks and almost sheepishly thanks her before letting her go.]]
* ImaginaryFriend: While SCP-3887-B, or "Grenda" as SCP-3887-A, liked to call her started out as her own personal boogeyman, SCP-3887-B would stay around and become a comforting figure to her. It wasn't until SCP-3887-B attacked her girlfriend and the Foundation coming to take both of them in did she find out that she wasn't just imagining the monster.
* NonMaliciousMonster: While it ''will'' try to scare the Hell out of you, SCP-3887-B has no ill intentions towards people and can be very docile. [[BerserkButton Unless you threaten SCP-3887-A,]] in which case it will pick you up and throw you around like a cheap rag-doll.
* ThingsThatGoBumpInTheNight: SCP-3887-B is an example of a polymorphic race of monsters that hides under the bed and frighten children.
* TruthInTelevision: SCP-3887-A claims that when she had a fear of breasts when she was a child, hence why SCP-3887-B has prominent mammary glands. As silly as it sounds, Mastrophobia, or fear of breasts, is an actual fear present in some women.
* WeakenedByTheLight: Bright lights can cause SCP-3887-B great pain, up to and including scalding their skin.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3888 SCP-3888]] - Alone Together

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3889 SCP-3889]] - The Greatest Fisherman Who Ever Lived

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3890 SCP-3890]] - Forget-Me-Not

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3891 SCP-3891]] - Paradise Lost and Found

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3892 SCP-3892]] - A Very Heavy Metal Bedtime

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3893 SCP-3893]] - I'm Going to Have a Motherfucking Meltdown

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3894 SCP-3894]] - Our Sorrow

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3895 SCP-3895]] - Our Unrest

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3896 SCP-3896]] - We'll Never Stop Eating Big Gordo

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3897 SCP-3897]] - Mother's Eye Is Upon You

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3898 SCP-3898]] - The Burden

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3899 SCP-3899]] - The Night Hauler
'''SCP-3899''' is a tractor-trailer that only appears at night and can move at speeds of 430 km/h.
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* BigBadassRig: The SCP is also unbelievably fast. (One woman who encountered it and got her car wrecked received $12,000 in compensation from its driver.)
* FlashyTeleportation: It sometimes teleports and reappears accompanied by a cloud of smoke.
* MeaningfulName: It can only appear between sunset and sunrise.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:[=3900-3949=]]]
!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3900 SCP-3900]] - The Internet of Things That Are Wolves
'''SCP-3900''' is a series of wireless access points that are able to spread to nearby Wi-Fi-enabled devices. During a full moon, wolves will manifest around any device infected by 3900, and will disappear the following morning.
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* {{Lunacy}}: Objects (and people) affected by SCP-3900 spontaneously generate wolves around themselves whenever the full moon is above the horizon. The wolves disappear when the moon sets or the affected device is turned off.
* NoOntologicalInertia: Wolves generated by the SCP's effect cease to exist when the moon is below the horizon.
* RussianReversal: An affected D-class was instructed to bite a non-anomalous wolf. [[spoiler:On the full moon, it began to spontaneously generate ''wireless routers'' around itself.]]
* TheVirus: SCP-3900 is an anomalous property transmitted between wi-fi hotspots when they overlap (sufficient shielding can prevent this). If a wolf generated by the effect bites someone, they begin to broadcast a wi-fi signal (and generate wolves) on the full moon.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3901 SCP-3901]] - Rachel Parks

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3902 SCP-3902]] - anomaly class bar dado

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3903 SCP-3904]] - Two Cats in a Skin Suit

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3905 SCP-3905]] - Soda Can Island

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3906 SCP-3906]] - Blasphemous Balut Parade

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3907 SCP-3907]] - Warhorse

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3908 SCP-3908]] - [[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3908 SCP-3908]]
'''SCP-3908''' is a man named '''Craig "Skip" Wattson'''. No one will unfortunately be able to explain that fact to anyone because Craig carries an anomalous property that prevents his name, appearance, and abilities from being directly referenced (even by himself), only able to be described as "SCP-3908".
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* PaintingTheMedium[=/=]ShapedLikeItself: SCP-3908 is SCP-3908. On account of his anomalous properties, he can't be directly referenced, even by himself. [[spoiler:His real name is Craig "Skip" Wattson, he's a 40-year-old white man, and his anomalous property tends to anger him.]]
* RageBreakingPoint: He's frequently angered whenever he tries to refer to himself, since it always comes out "SCP-3908 is SCP-3908", and as such he has to be restrained for the second interview.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3909 SCP-3909]] - Wu Tang Clan Ain't Nuthing ta Fuck To

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3910 SCP-3910]] - A Comedy

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3911 SCP-3911]] - The Thorn of God

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3912 SCP-3912]] - Final Memories Through The Lens

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3913 SCP-3913]] - Keep on Trucking

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3914 SCP-3914]] - Necrocapitalism

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3915 SCP-3915]] - Gay Trashman

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3916 SCP-3916]] - Hungry Locusts

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3917 SCP-3917]] - Bettles in a Jar

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3918 SCP-3918]] - To Starve Her Highness

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3919 SCP-3929]] - In Memoriam

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3920 SCP-3920]] - 1st Midnight Howitzer Battery
* GuardianEntity: The SCP fires its cannons at anyone intending to harm passersby within its range.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3921 SCP-3921]] - Greco-Roman Atmospheric Reconstruction

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3922 SCP-3922]] - STOPRIGHTTHERECRIMINALSCUM!!!
'''SCP-3922''' is a cylinder of a metallic alloy with the Three Moons Initiative's insignia engraved onto it. When the cylinder is placed close to a recording of fictional media, the media will be invaded by TMI operatives armed with futuristic military equipment. The operatives will attempt to stop all perceived wrongdoings within the chosen media, primarily through absurdly excessive amounts of force.
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* AmbiguousSituation: The original article does not state if SCP-3922 actually allows the TMI to pull fictional content upwards into the Foundation's reality, and several portrayals of Corbenic appear to be fictionalized rather than being filmed in the real deal. As such, it's unclear if any of the tests in the logs are actually happening, though Paulsen and Naismith understandably don't feel like trying to confirm or deny this.
* ArtShift: They will appear in the style of whenever cartoon they Enter into.
* TheBadGuyWins: The SCP-3922-A instances fail to defeat [[MonsterClown Bobbles the Clown]], [[Manga/{{Berserk}} the God Hand]], [[Manga/FullmetalAlchemist Truth]], [[Series/FatherTed Father Jack]], [[WesternAnimation/StrawinskyAndTheMysteriousHouse the Globglogabgalab]], [[WesternAnimation/TheDoverBoys Dan Backslide]] (who admittedly [[DickDastardlyStopsToCheat defeats himself]]), and [[Manga/ChainsawMan Makima]]. They defeat every other villain though!
* BerserkButton:
** When it comes to horror movies with a certain {{Squick}} factor and NauseaFuel [[invoked]] like ''Film/SaloOrThe120DaysOfSodom'' and ''Film/TheHumanCentipede'', SCP-3922-A tend to react much more brutally and aggressively than they usually do, putting the villains of those movies through either a far more agonizing CruelAndUnusualDeath or even outright AndIMustScream. The fact that they even go as far as to make a red, threatening and far less motivating end screen for the movies during those times only emphasizes how much they hate such pieces of media. Hell, during their rampage of ''Human Centipede'', they even went as far as to kill the creators of the movies, that's one of the reasons the foundation decided not to test SCP-3922 with ''Film/ASerbianFilm''.
** While not as extreme as some other examples, they also are not fond of rapist assholes - when used with part 1 of ''Anime/FateStayNightHeavensFeel'', the first thing they do is beat Shinji Matou to death with steel folding chairs "while yelling various expletives directed at his incestuous and rapacious behavior."
* BittersweetEnding: The ''Film/Godzilla1954'' test ends the same as the original movie; after heavy casualties, Dr. Serizawa is forced to use his oxygen destroyer and watch as Godzilla dies. It closes with a message that "Nature has no master. One of its creatures reminded us of that."
* ButterflyOfDoom: SCP-3922-A's inability to account for this forms the main horror of the ''VideoGame/HoloFunk'' 5.0.0 test, as their obsession with purging the plot's darkness for Aloe's sake causes them to inadvertently erase several more innocent lives and try to detain one more after emotionally coercing Amelia Watson into letting them use her TimeTravel abilities.
* CerebusRollerCoaster: The extended logs shift back-and-forth between [[CatharsisFactor cathartic]] [[invoked]] and/or hilarious changes made to exposed media, and Dr. Naismith freaking out over the actual implications of the device. ''Especially'' when someone considered using it on SCP-2614 - you know, the one where the Foundation dug too deep into the narrative multiverse and found an inanimate personification of the demiurge?
* ColdBloodedTorture: [[spoiler:After sniping the "masters" in ''Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom'' in the real world, SCP-3922-A instances stationed in Corbenic haul them away and place them into PeopleJars filled with a viscous solution that is apparently extremely painful. The article states that the film shows them in grotesque detail for eight hours, but in reality, they will be there for [[AndIMustScream eternity]], as Corbenic heals any and all wounds received.]]
* CuttingTheKnot:
** When tested on ''Film/UneditedFootageOfABear'', 3922 uses... an ad-blocker, which completely sidesteps the Claridryl ad that makes up the majority of the film's runtime.
** The events of ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsCoded'' (as the ''Re:coded'' DS port) are subverted by having the alternate [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI Edgar]] from the rest of the ''Kingdom Hearts'' test install an antivirus onto the dataification device.
* DeusExMachina: SCP-3922-A instances effectively enforce this trope upon any media they interact with. Usually they succeed, but sometimes they are subject to TheWorfEffect, or are told to [[YouCantFightFate let things play out without interference]].
* DisproportionateRetribution:
** DoubleSubverted: 3922's version of "The Ballad of Smokes [=McGee=]", featuring Foundation personnel smoking on-site against the rules, features TMI agents breaking into an SCP Foundation site cafeteria and having a shootout with site security... just to dispose of the cigarette and tell off Smokes [=McGee=] for smoking in a hazardous environment.
** The ''VideoGame/HoloFunk'' 5.0.0 test very heavily implies they're on a manhunt for Narumi in such a way that she's being persecuted for pataphysical reasons, i.e. ''the nature of her existence, which as an individual isn't even her own fault''. [[EveryoneHasStandards Botan is horrified enough by this to defy her masters and reduce the TMI's ability to find the unfortunate fox]], stating (albeit [[CrypticBackgroundReference very vaguely]]) that it should be very much possible to condemn and mend the consequences of someone's actions without kicking them while they're down.
* DontTryThisAtHome: A recorded playthrough of ''[[VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue Pokémon Red]]'' resulted in Team Rocket being replaced by 3922-A instances who periodically remind the player to avoid behavior seen in the game, such as animal fighting and trespassing, in real life. Since they obey in-universe laws, they could only stop in-universe crimes (such as the ransacked house and the illegal Game Corner).
* EmpoweredBadassNormal: While having access to bizarre technology and essentially being undead, SCP-3922-A instances are otherwise normal soldiers, albeit highly capable ones. However, when an episode of [=JoJo=]'s Bizarre Adventure: Stone Ocean was exposed to SCP-3922, one SCP-3922-A instance confronted Pucci with a Stand of his own. The "eye catch" named it as Guns and Roses and naturally its stats were all A-rank. The context of the document suggests it had psychokinetic abilities, since it redirected a spear thrown by Jotaro Kujo to kill Pucci.
* EquivalentExchange:
** Discussed in their attempt to interfere with both anime versions of ''Franchise/FullmetalAlchemist'', where they learn that this trope won't allow them to fix anything unless they cause equal harm somewhere else.
** Tests of ''Franchise/KingdomHearts'' and ''WesternAnimation/{{Zootopia}}'' resulted in radically-altered narratives that, nonetheless, hit the same plot beats and progression as the originals; the former has a similarly-complicated KudzuPlot where the TMI conflicts with Organization XIII, and the latter has a similar ConspiracyThriller plot where the TMI replaces the ZPD.
* EveryoneHasStandards:
** A test of ''Waltz with Bashir'' is denied due to being in poor taste in regards to current events on the Gaza Strip.
** The ''VideoGame/HoloFunk'' 5.0.0 test has Botan defy the TMI to tear down a "WANTED" poster for Narumi backed by them, believing that she does not deserve their usual antics being thrown at her. Considering her charges are implied to be pataphysical in nature and thus completely out of her control, Botan's concern is largely justified.
* EvilIsNotAToy: Naismith's researchers occasionally need the reminder that every test with 3922 is potentially just giving a nastier and more overbearing version of the Foundation more weapons and personnel; while the Initiative isn't ''evil'' by any means, this is the same group that fervently vows to atone for the catastrophic failures of their previous homes and is [[WellIntentionedExtremist suitably cynical and pragmatic]]. Because of this, there's a few ground rules for what 3922 needs to be kept away from:
** Superweapons and artifacts of similar power are the first to go for obvious reasons.
** Gods are next, since the Initiative's way of dealing with them is unpredictable, ranging from recruitment to total annihilation that bleeds into the real world regardless.
** Alternate timelines and dimensions get tabled third, so as to not give the Initiative a free sphere of influence.
** Media where the characters are open to working for the Initiative (and not just a local cell of 3922-A instances) is the fourth major no-go, as it gives them a free ticket to Corbenic and thus reality.
** Carrying off the fourth condition above, any character which canonically [[FourthWallObserver has an awareness of the Fourth Wall]] (looking at you, ComicBook/{{Deadpool}}!) are forbidden, for the same reasoning above.
** More generally, the fact that SCP-3922-A can fail or turn on even unambiguously-heroic protagonists over certain illegal acts shows that they are not always the solution to a conflict, since they're still humans that also obey the TMI's creeds of excess and occasional apathy.
** Recently, a request for it to test it on the pilot of ''WesternAnimation/HazbinHotel'' was denied because it was feared that it would use [[WebAnimation/HelluvaBoss Stolas' grimoire]] [[DimensionalTraveler to access other worlds]]. Similarly, an attempt to test it on the trailer for ''WesternAnimation/{{Pibby}}'' was cancelled when it was feared that the Darkness might corrupt it.
* EvilIsPetty: A darker side of SCP-3922-A manifests during the ''VideoGame/HoloFunk'' 5.0.0 test, where they are apparently hunting Narumi Midoriyama down due to drama surrounding her creator and the [[SelfInsertFic alleged nature]] of her existence. The problem is that not only was a lot of that drama settled a long time ago by accepting and condemning their consequences, SCP-3922-A had already exploited Amelia to "[[ButterflyOfDoom fix]]" the timeline in such a way that Narumi's story is likely mangled beyond recognition (meaning they cannot nab her on charges based on her canon past.[[note]]And even if [[InSpiteOfANail they remained]], ''VideoGame/TheBindingOfIsaac'''s tests indicate the TMI should be more inclined to ''help'' a target if it's clear their agency is compromised somehow.[[/note]]) Thus, the TMI has marked Narumi for no other reason than to fulfill a grudge at the expense of her rights as an individual in the patasphere. [[EveryoneHasStandards When Botan notices a "WANTED" poster resulting from this, she tears it down immediately despite this version of her working for the TMI]]. After Aloe asks her why, she vaguely points out that while the ''actions & consequences'' of some people do deserve to be eternally scorned, that's hopefully not always true of the individuals themselves.
* {{Expy}}: The SCP-3922-A instances kill the original KillerRabbit from ''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail'' using an expy of the Holy Hand Grenade.
* FixFic: [[ZigZaggedTrope ZigZagged]], It tries to be this for the most part, but sometimes it winds up arresting or killing those who had good intentions.
* ForGreatJustice: "YOU ARE WATCHED - YOU ARE PROTECTED - YOU ARE LOVED"
* TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou:
** At times will go after the creators of the works: ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheKillingJoke'' eventually shows Creator/AlanMoore saying [[JokerImmunity contrary to history]] the Joker isn't coming back from the dead, ''Westernanimation/SouthPark'' leads to Trey and Matt impaled by SCP-2578-D, the director of ''Film/TheHumanCentipede'' is executed...
** At the same time, the Foundation also wants to prevent this trope from coming to fruition. Most notably by denying SCP-3922 access to ''Film/{{Deadpool}}'', as they explicitly stated that they don't want someone as [[AxCrazy insane]] as Wade Wilson, or the planetary destroyers known as '''''the entire Manga/DragonBall cast'''''. Funnily enough, invading ''Film/BlazingSaddles'' caused Creator/MelBrooks to show up on stage with a contract, signed by not just the TMI leaders but the ''Foundation's own O5 council'' that pretty much excludes any of his films from interference by 3922. He then dismisses SCP-3922-A and warns the Foundation, through the television, not to do it again.
* GainaxEnding: A test of ''WesternAnimation/TheLegoMovie'' results in minifigures of 3922-A arresting Lord Business, followed by [[spoiler:"real" 3922-A instances confiscating the Lord Business minifigure from The Man Upstairs, who "expresses extreme confusion" regarding these events]]. The test log notes that the original movie is just as confusing.
* GenreShift:
** The 3922 version of "lofi hip hop radio - beats to relax/study to" has an SCP-3922-A instance remind the girl in the video about the danger of prolonged work and the importance of resting, leading to her spending the rest of the video sleeping with rain, quiet snoring, and ambient nighttime noises playing, as if it switched to being a sleep-inducing {{ASMR Video}}.
** ''VideoGame/HalfLifeAlyx'' goes from a VR FirstPersonShooter to apparently being a more routine VR game a-la ''VideoGame/JobSimulator'' or ''VideoGame/ApertureHandLab'' when the Combine get taken away by TMI and Earth is left broken for the rest of humanity to repair.
* GodzillaThreshold: In an attempt to use SCP-3922 to record a potential termination of SCP-682 (using video of a 682 containment breach dubbed with narration), 3922 spit out a 72-hour military EpicMovie, with ''named'' 3922 soldiers portrayed by notable deceased actors like Creator/AlanRickman and Creator/MichaelClarkeDuncan. The film ends in a BolivianArmyEnding with the 3922 instances largely failing in their assault, and Creator/PatrickSwayze [[SummonBiggerFish summoning ''Corbenic Striders'']] (which are noted as being upwards of ''three kilometers tall'') as a FadeToBlack [[BolivianArmyEnding and a card saying]] ToBeContinued [[BolivianArmyEnding appears]].
* GoodIsNotNice: Although they mean well, some of their ways of dealing with villains only serve as a reminder that Initiative members themselves possess ageless immortality & a ridiculous HealingFactor and are therefore conditioned to rely on psychological trauma for effective shows of force. Some of their moral codes also show they're prepared to put the hurt on people who can't control their fates, or otherwise take a grudge ''way'' too far, They also have no problem with arresting heroes like [[Film/TheDarkKnight Batman]].
* HistoricalInJoke: Apparently, ''JustForFun/{{Goncharov}} was'' a real film. [[NiceJobBreakingItHero Then the Foundation and TMI accidentally summoned SCP-2747 by butting in at its climax, fulfilling the conditions for the Lady of Black Thorns' arrival]]. It's suggested, by extension, that ''every'' made-up work described like ''Goncharov'' is was devoured by SCP-2747 in the past.
* HostileShowTakeover: A (Mostly) benevolent example.
* InSpiteOfANail: Sometimes, SCP-3922's intervention results in basically the same outcome as the original narrative:
** ''WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda'' has them being told YouCantFightFate and allowing the Dragon Warrior to defeat Tai Lung on his own.
** ''Film/Godzilla1954'' still ends with the Big G killed by oxygen destroyer.
** ''Film/DieHard'' has TMI soldiers show up to help John [=McClane=] when the LAPD refuses to cooperate, but Hans Gruber is able to convince the police that the TMI is a far-right militia, whittling down their numbers in such a way that the plot essentially plays like the original film with a few extra cast members.
** Zigzagged with ''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail''. The knights still get arrested, but they do so before the historian is killed (and he gets arrested too, if you’re curious).
** Narratives are less likely to deviate from the original if the main characters are already employed by police agencies. ''Series/{{Columbo}}'' has almost no changes besides giving the cast SCP-3922-A's looks and shooting all the suspects who get charged, and ''VideoGame/HoloFunk: The Adventures of Detective Fubuki'' only has the title character and her partner Mio getting TMI versions of their outfits (which the rest of the cast points out.)
* KarmaHoudiniWarranty: SCP-3922 is practically just this trope embodied. If a villain gets off scot free in the original work, they will cause this in the 3922 version, if not at least attempt to.
* {{Kayfabe}}: When SCP-3922 is exposed to a recording of Wrestling/{{WCW}} Bash At The Beach 1996, the SCP-3922-A instances show up as pro wrestlers, and defeat the heels with standard wrestling moves.
* KickTheDog: Poor [[VideoGame/PizzaTower Peppino Spaghetti]] ends up having his journey rendered AllForNothing when SCP-3922-A brings out pretty much the exact same laser Pizzaface threatened him with to destroy his pizzeria [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill over health code violations]].
* KudzuPlot: 3922 being used on ''Franchise/KingdomHearts'' results in a story ''even more complicated'' featuring the SCP-3922-A instances being made into characters from ''Franchise/FinalFantasy'' games not touched on by the original games. One researcher theorizes that hypercomplexity is just that deeply entwined into the series' identity.
* LoopholeAbuse:
** SCP-3922 doesn't work on video games, but it can enter ''recordings'' of video games.
** Non-human civilizations are outside SCP-3922's jurisdiction (as shown in the test of ''WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994''). However, humanity's interactions with said civilizations (such as in ''WesternAnimation/TheBraveLittleToaster'' and ''Film/{{Avatar}}'') are not, and they still have jurisdiction in non-human societies if they're anthropomorphic enough (as seen in ''WesternAnimation/{{Zootopia}}'' and ''WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda'', though in the latter they were [[YouCantFightFate thwarted by Oogway]]).
** SCP-3922 only works on fictional media, and exposing it to recordings of real-life events doesn't do anything. However, if you superimpose a fictional narration over real-life footage, it will be accepted as being "fictional" and 3922-A will show up.
** A recording of ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory2'' at a real movie theater altered the film's events, but a recording of ''Toy Story 2'' in a set ''designed'' to look like a movie theater caused SCP-3922 to interrupt the recording, which they considered the fictional media.
* MakeAnExampleOfThem: In their "improved" version of ''Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom'', [[spoiler:SCP-3922-A torture the "masters" for eight hours]]. Then, instead of the usual SCP-3922 end card (reading "YOU ARE WATCHED - YOU ARE PROTECTED - YOU ARE LOVED"), the film ends with a red version of their sigil and the text, "[[ScareEmStraight YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED]]".
* MeaningfulName: The number is one digit away from SCP-2922, which refers to the main access point into Corbenic. This article reveals that the ☽☽☽ Initiative uses Corbenic as a base of operations (much to the dismay of the Bogal Mountain Prefecture.)
* MightAsWellNotBeInPrisonAtAll: When the TMI intervenes with ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'' and frees the Satellite of Love, Joel and the bots decline their offer to return to the Gizmonic Institute, as they enjoy riffing on movies even when not being forced to do so.
* MoralGuardians:
** The device alters the narrative of media it is placed next to to eliminate immoral behavior, further elaborating on the anti-war motives of the ☽☽☽ Initiative. After the mess the device made with ''Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom'', it's pretty clear they're extremely pissed about what kind of stuff the media's showing to people nowadays.
** Interestingly, when exposed to a pornographic film, they do not actually stop any of the sexual activity, but simply stand guard to make sure it remains consensual.
** They also leave ''The Lion King'' almost unaltered, save for a message in the credits stating that they had investigated the film and have found no instances of illegal hunting occurring.
* NewPowersAsThePlotDemands: ''Literally.'' SCP-3922-A instances always carry a device that is extremely convenient to their current situation, assuming such a device is needed in the first place.
* NoFourthWall: SCP-3922 not only is fully aware that the Foundation is playing around with it (and goes along with the whole thing) but it's implied that the ☽☽☽ Initiative is actually using it to pull weapons, items, and possibly even superpowers from fictional works into Corbenic, which terrifies the Foundation because they may have accidentally handed them ''the Death Star''.
* NoAnimalsWereHarmed:
** Unlike every other movie tested, ''WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994'' remains entirely unaltered save for a statement in the end credits announcing ☽☽☽ has confirmed that no illegal game hunting has occurred within the narrative.
** ''Film/TheRoom2003'' is unaltered other than a statement that no illegal slavery or cruelty towards a redacted species has occurred within the narrative. The tester speculates that this is either 3922 [[{{Troll}} deliberately avoiding the film]], or that it's something [[YouDoNotWantToKnow the Foundation doesn't want to know]].
* NoJustNoReaction:
** Dr. Naismith has this reaction to the proposition of introducing 3922 to ''[[Film/Deadpool2016 Deadpool]]'', citing that introducing a character who is aware of the FourthWall to a group capable of ''invading'' the Fourth Wall is a recipe for disaster.
** They also had this reaction to the mere idea of exposing 3922 to ''Film/ASerbianFilm''. Considering how enraged they became at tamer movies such as ''Film/SaloOrThe120DaysOfSodom'' and ''Film/TheHumanCentipede'', they do NOT want to discover the sheer levels of wrath 3922 would unleash if ever becoming aware of that particular piece of media.
* NoSell:
** The abstract narrative of ''Film/LaJetee'' can't be breached.
** Using it on ''Series/BarneyAndFriends'' has SCP-3922-A refusing to do anything while also asking "Is the Foundation staffed by five year olds?"
** ''WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994'' remains entirely unaltered due to non-human civilizations being outside SCP-3922's jurisdiction.
** SCP-3922-A instances tried to alter the events of ''WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda'', but Master Oogway thwarted them twice, citing YouCantFightFate. They gave up after the second attempt and the end credits message explicitly states "WE DO NOT CHANGE FATE. CARVE YOUR OWN PATH. ☽☽☽"
* NothingIsScarier: During a test of ''Manga/ChainsawMan'', Makima is revealed to not only have somehow taken control of the TMI agents but also the ''only'' SCP-3922 instance to [[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou directly harm personal watching by saying ''something'' that required class-A amnestics]].
* OffTheRails: In some cases, the SCP-3922-A instances intervene at the very start of a story, either ending it before it can begin (as in ''The Straight Story'' and ''Bioshock Infinite'') or turning it into a completely different story about the ☽☽☽ Initiative spreading freedom and punishing the wicked (as in ''A Clockwork Orange'' and ''Nineteen Eighty-Four'').
* PassThePopcorn: [[Recap/TheTwilightZoneS3E74DeathsHeadRevisited "Deaths Head Revisited"]], where a former Nazi is driven insane by visions of his victims at Dachau, has SCP-3922-A simply unfolding chairs and eating popcorn as they watch the Nazi's torment, and the final message is "THE TRIAL AND SENTENCING OF CAPTAIN GUNTHER LUTZE HAS BEEN APPROVED BY THE ☽☽☽ INITIATIVE!"
* PetTheDog:
** When exposed to ''The Binding of Isaac'', their punishment for the mother is an effective (if grueling) regimen of psychotherapy, resulting in her recovering from her mental illness and happily reuniting with Isaac.
** When exposed to an episode of ''Series/BetterCallSaul'', they let Saul and the skateboarders go after he convinces them that the boys won't do anything bad for the rest of their lives out of fear, and that his attempt at embezzlement was meant to be like Robin Hood, and he was going to donate the money to charity.
** Normally they show up as overpowered super-soldiers, but when put into a pro-wrestling show, the 3922-A troops dispense with the super-tech weaponry and fight the other wrestlers fairly with wrestling moves. They all win for the most part, but it's pretty clear that SCP-3922 was having fun with the whole thing. Similarly, an ''WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory'' video took the form of a good-natured [[BattleRapping rap battle]], indicating that 3922 knows what parody is.
** When exposed to ''VisualNovel/DokiDokiLiteratureClub'', aside from deleting Monika they also give Sayori and Yuri psychological help and arrest Natsuki's dad for child abuse.
** Their exposure to ''Anime/Danganronpa3'' essentially ends up being this doubled with ThrowTheDogABone to Chiaki Nanami. The SCP-3922-A instances manage to guide her through the death maze via an earpiece and she’s soon able to make it out through a secret exit and reunite with her classmates, as well as implying she’ll be able to reunite with Hajime as well.
** When exposed to the 1951 film version of ''A Christmas Carol'', 3922-A instances are seen in the background, until at the end, when one of them gives Scrooge a letter explaining that, after observing that he has performed a legitimate HeelFaceTurn, they've called off his arrest.
** When exposed to the ''[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 MST3K]]'' episode ''Manos: the Hands of Fate'', 3922-A instances take out Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank, offer to take Joel and the bots back to Earth, and acquiesce when the latter insist on continuing to riff the movie (especially when they have a chance to do it of their own free will, and not under duress).
** When exposed to a recording of a several-hours-long ''Lo-Fi Hip-Hop Beats to Study to'' video, a 3922-A instance simply asks the character in the video to get some much-needed rest.
** When used on ''Film/ThePrincessBride'', SCP-3922-A decide to abstain from interfering on the grounds of not wanting to spoil a bonding moment between a grandfather and his sick grandson.
** When exposed to ''VideoGame/HoloFunk'', SCP-3922-A shutters all of the characters' criminal operations, but offers them generous grants to boost their more legitimate off-the-clock affairs. Also [[DeconstructedTrope deconstructed]] when one of the instances attempts to save Aloe and the Dearests' other victims through TimeTravel -- they learn too late that [[ButterflyOfDoom in the flow of time, Kaede cannot exist if those people are to live happier lives]].[[labelnote:why does this matter?]]"Kaede Kurayami" is the true name of one Tokayami Towa in the game's story. This isn't mentioned in the entry's original text to make it less obvious she's the one being erased.[[/labelnote]]
** In the same test, Botan tears off Narumi's TMI-sponsored "WANTED" poster despite having been converted into an SCP-3922-A instance, reasoning that while whatever she was accused of did happen and has consequences that need to be repaired, personally hounding her (especially with the TMI's trademark [[DisproportionateRetribution use of force]]) is not the answer.
** When exposed to ''VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles2TornaTheGoldenCountry'', on top of 3922-A instances carrying out their usual law enforcement mission, TheStinger now shows one of them teaching [[LethalChef Mythra]] how to cook properly.
** Using it on 2835 has TMI agents attempting to get Paddy the Pelican some professional help. Sadly, Paddy seems to have no intention of cooperating.
** When exposed to ''Webcomic/{{Lackadaisy}}'', SCP-3922-A puts much less effort into dealing with the titular crew than would be expected of the setting for unknown reasons.
** The end of the ''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail'' test sees them give the animator some heart medicine instead of doing anything bad to him.
* RageAgainstTheAuthor: SCP-3922-A will detain caricatures of creators if they think they deserve it and/or the setting allows it. Most cases are decently vile enough to make their use of force sympathetic, but at least one potential case is overblown enough that even a converted SCP-3922-A instance [[EveryoneHasStandards began to doubt it]].
* RecursiveReality: At one point, 3922 was tested recursively on itself: a film of [[AdolfHitlarious Hitler blowing up the moon]] was the base, and subsequent versions were altered to recast the TMI as [[GambitPileup multiple other villainous factions who intend to steal the moon destroyer for themselves]]. Newly-added 3922-A instances took on different colors to distinguish themselves from each other, and eventually [[RocksFallEveryoneDies dropped a nuke on the film]], followed by the text [[RunningGagged "SERIOUSLY, CUT IT OUT"]].
* RefugeeFromTVLand:
** Though SCP-3922-A has effectively replaced the occupations of certain characters in some fictional universes to no ill effect in reality (usually by taking over the local police department), they can also extend offers to work at the actual Three Moons Initiative back in Corbenic. As SCP-3922-A can move people and places to Corbenic without killing them, which in turn offers limited access back to the mortal plane of the real world, the only attempt by the instances to hire a character was immediately interrupted by the Foundation at the risk of the Initiative invoking this trope, but it remains unclear if this actively prevents recruitment. However, in some tests, it appears that SCP-3922-A doesn't need SCP-3922 to recruit fictional characters, as some agents that appear as SCP-3922-A instances are characters from different media, such as Cecil and Kain.
** Dr. Naismith intercepts a request from Pataphysics clearly attempting to invoke this on episode 3 of ''[[WebAnimation/{{hololive}} holoweEN]]'' to try and get [[spoiler:the previous Ninomae Ina'nis]] into the Foundation-verse for her talents. He sees through their pretense of simply offering a link to [[spoiler:a world in the same situation as the Foundation's in terms of pataphysics]] and shuts it down immediately since it's obvious they either don't have a clear grasp of SCP-3922's workings or don't care and hope the authors will HandWave any complications (though it's implied whoever lodged the request just really, ''really'' wanted to bring [[spoiler:Ina's avatar]] to life.)
* RocksFallEveryoneDies: The ending of the RecursiveReality test consisted of SCP-3922 dropping a nuke.
* RunningGagged: The RecursiveReality tests ended with the Three Moons themselves cutting the tests short due to the increasingly confusing nature of the resulting films.
* SailorEarth: During the climax of ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureStoneOcean'', a 3922-A instance helps take out the villain using their Stand, named "Music/GunsNRoses", for the manga's MusicalThemeNaming after musicians and music.
* ShaggyDogStory: The ''VideoGame/PizzaTower'' test turns the game's story into one, ending with SCP-3922-A [[AllForNothing blowing up Peppino's pizzeria anyways]] instead of doing anything about Pizzaface or the tower due to health code violations.
* ShootTheDog: When a researcher tries to expose the SCP to ''Nightmare Shorts'' (part of the ''VideoGame/SonicExeNightmareBeginning'' universe), the test is rejected and the researcher reprimanded -- because while Sark is undoubtedly a horrible person penned by an author with their own share of problems, making sure the TMI doesn't come into contact with someone with the power to erase the entire multiverse comes first.
* SurrealHumor: What happened During a test with ''[[WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers SMG4]]'' video "Recap/MarioGetsHisPINGASStuckInTheDoor", Deconstructed in that [[OnlySaneMan this resulted in 3922 being completely overwhelmed by the universe's randomness]].
* {{Teleportation}}: If a situation gets really hairy, like in ''Film/ANewHope'', SCP-3922-A instances will forcibly teleport their targets to Corbenic (from SCP-''2''922) and deal with them there. [[spoiler: They're also well-aware that Corbenic is an afterlife and will exploit this to no end, as seen in the redacted changes made to ''Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom''.]]
* ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill: Par for the course with the ☽☽☽ Initiative's antics.
** How do SCP-3922-A instances ensure a pornographic film stays consensual? With ''rocket launchers.''
** They enforce a health code violation of [[VideoGame/PizzaTower Peppino's Pizza]] using an orbital laser to obliterate the pizza joint.
* ThisMeansWar: [[spoiler: A recent test with SCP-674 by using security camera footage for D-7294's holding unit resulted on a SCP-3922-A instance declaring the war to the Foundation in the name of the Three Moons Initiative for attempting to assassinate one of their agents, along a new message: "YOU'RE PROTECTED, [[NotWorthKilling BUT NOT LOVED. YOU WERE LUCKY THAT YOU ARE NOT WORTH IT.]]"]]
* VillainHasAPoint: The ''VideoGame/PizzaTower'' test essentially states Pizzaface was RightForTheWrongReasons to go after Peppino; a pizzeria as indebted and dingy as his is likely to also be intolerably unhygienic.
* WideEyedIdealist: Apparently was made by examples of this trope, given how much they want to enforce pacifism and mutual respect for all people regardless of race, gender, and species, but really don't get moral ambiguity or healthier forms of cynicism at all.
* WhatTheHellHero:
** When the Foundation exposes SCP-3922 to an episode of ''Barney the Dinosaur'', the sole SCP-3922-A instance chews out the Foundation for wanting to see Barney vaporized.
** Testing on ''WesternAnimation/{{Robots}}'' has Mel Brooks double down on the ''Film/BlazingSaddles'' test, but it's mostly an excuse [[LampshadeHanging to ask the Foundation why exactly they still want to test the SCP in the first place after so long]].
** A researcher attempted to test SCP-3922 with SCP-674 by using footage of D-7294 (from the Trashfire) and [[AssassinationAttempt attempting to kill SCP-3922-A]]. Everyone in the room was sniped by SCP-2578-D in the real world, and the monitor was allowed to play a military epic where the TMI declares war on the SCP Foundation unhindered. The accompanying note is just as long as the test itself and is an angry diatribe by Dr. Chair about how RuleOfCool is not an excuse to tamper with pataphysical anomalies without considering the consequences.
* TheWorfEffect:
** The Foundation tries deploying SCP-3922 on an episode of SCP-993. It doesn't work: Bobble [[RockBeatsLaser uses a slingshot to shoot out an instance of SCP-2578-D]] (one of the Initiative's starships which is used to carry out executions of tyrants), reverse-engineers it, and makes quick work of SCP-3922-A.
** SCP-3922-A instances can't get into experimental films like ''La Jetée''... yet.
** Wrestling/ElSanto is the only pro wrestler to defeat an SCP-3922-A instance in the ring.
** They have no idea what to do in a video of a man smoking marijuana in California on a date where the consumption recreational marijuana was legal under state law, but illegal under federal law. [[TakeAThirdOption They end up informing him that littering is illegal in California,]] and tell him to make sure to dispose of the blunt in the proper receptacles after making sure it is extinguished.
** Saul Goodman is able to talk them down in an episode of ''Better Call Saul'', and evades their attempt to capture him in ''Breaking Bad''.
** During an unauthorized test using a fan-made ''Manga/{{Berserk}}'' film, the God Hand are able to ''[[CurbStompBattle decimate]]'' SCP-3922-A, leaving a single, disheveled soldier, who, after failing to arrest Guts, decides to join him on his quest. Handwaved as being due to God Hand being {{Reality Warper}}s.
** Their test on ''Anime/FullmetalAlchemistBrotherhood'' fails due to that universe having a strict law of exchange, meaning that if they prevent harm from occurring, something equally bad would happen elsewhere.
** Their test on ''Film/BlazingSaddles'' fails due to Creator/MelBrooks showing up and showing the SCP-3922-A instances a contract preventing them from modifying his films. The contract was signed by the [=O5=] despite none of the members having any memory of doing so. The Foundation wisely decided not to push their luck.
** Testing in ''WesternAnimation/TheDoverBoys'' caused one instance to freeze in place when the [[RunningGag old man passes through the screen]], thus being unable to prevent Dan Backslide from kidnapping Dora. Thankfully, the rest of the narrative proceeds in a similar manner to the original. The instance resumed movement at the very end, when the narrator says “So, you gonna move buddy?”, causing it to [[MakesJustasMuchSenseInContext face the camera, nod, and walk off in the same manner as the old man]].
** Testing it on an episode of ''Series/FatherTed'' resulted in the SCP-3922-A instances getting their asses royally handed to them by Father Jack. The now three-hour-long episode ended with an SCP-3922-A instance trying to confiscate Father Jack's alcohol, only for [[BolivianArmyEnding an enraged Father Jack to smash the door down]].
** Testing on ''Film/DieHard'' sees Hans Gruber trick the LAPD into thinking SCP-3922-A instances are a far-right militia, leading to them fighting law enforcement for long enough that the overall plot of the film still proceeds akin to the unmodified version.
** Testing on ''Film/Godzilla1954'' has the Big G completely trounce 3922-A, leading to the original ending ([[GodzillaThreshold death by oxygen destroyer]]).
** Testing on the ''[[WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers SMG4]]'' video "Recap/MarioGetsHisPINGASStuckInTheDoor" results in 3922 being completely overwhelmed by the universe's randomness--once the aliens start shooting doors that latch onto people's penises, they give up the whole thing as a lost cause.
* YouCantFightFate:
** SCP-3922-A's attempts to alter ''WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda'' are thwarted by Master Oogway, who cites this trope.
** They're hit with this in both versions of ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist'' as well; their attempts to save Nina Tucker are circumvented by [[{{God}} Truth]], who tells them that the Laws of EquivalentExchange that govern the FMA universe are so strict as to render their efforts pointless--if they really want to save Nina, they'd have to cause equal suffering somewhere else.
* YouDontWantToKnow: In response to 3922's "review" of ''The Room'' and finding that "NO ILLEGAL SLAVERY OR OTHER CRUELTY TOWARD [5/3922 Clearance Required]LINGS HAS BEEN DETECTED", the reviewing doctor surmises that either this trope is in effect, or 3922 was essentially trying its damnedest to sidestep having to physically interact with the film.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3923 SCP-3923]] - Negotium Ficus

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3924 SCP-3924]] - Silent Honour Ark

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3925 SCP-3925]] - It's All Papers and Forms

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3926 SCP-3926]] - Saturday Evenings with your host, Yyal'k'nec!

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3927 SCP-3927]] - The Fancy Mouse

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3928 SCP-3928]] - Eliphalet Remington Can Kiss My Ass

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3929 SCP-3929]] - boner pill by dado

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3930 SCP-3930]] - The Pattern Screamer
'''Pattern Screamers''' are a race of conceptual "non-beings"; sentient paradoxes that have been left behind from the destruction of a previous universe. While they are normally trapped inbetween universes, they can be directly observed through '''SCP-3930''', a spatial anomaly in Russia that causes anyone who walks into it to cease existing. This is vital for the Pattern Screamers, as they draw power from being directly observed. Pattern Screamers are also viciously hostile, willing to do whatever it takes to stop existing and end the agony that comes with being a paradox.
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* AlienGeometries: At first, the patterns the mind invents to cover up the nonexistent space that is SCP-3930 are quite consistent with themselves. But as things proceed, and more and more needs to be made up, the mind can't quite keep up and starts screwing it up, leading to curtains behind curtains behind curtains all the way to the back, doors that disappear to leave just a window, and generally inconsistent dimensions. It's mostly noticeable when taxed, such as someone going into the void and stopping existing entirely, forcing the brain to come up with the entire expedition that comes afterwards, with the inconsistent geometries that happen then being partly because they're expected, and partly because the brain simply made a mistake. [[spoiler:And perhaps, partly, because there was some lingering thought from another source that influenced it too]].
* AndIMustScream: [[spoiler:A living paradox, brought into existence by brains that couldn't handle something that doesn't exist and overwriting it with their own invented perceptions which piled up until they formed something that can sort-of exist, can think, and can understand it ''shouldn't be'', yet it is and is not at the same time, made by something that exists without any of these problems. Life as a living paradox like this is horrifying enough to this clump of thought given ambiguous form that it suffers, it screams, and more importantly it ''hates''. Existence is pain to a Pattern Screamer, and it will lash out towards those who made it be until it stops]].
* CessationOfExistence: The fate of those who walk into the anomaly is being erased from existence.
* DeaderThanDead: While not stated explicitly this is the nature of those who walked into the anomaly, which is why it works to contain it. After all, you have to ''exist'' to be dead, and the people that entered the void ''don't''.
* EldritchAbomination: [[spoiler:Pattern Screamers are perfectly happy not existing, in a way that implies there is ''something'' there to not exist. And when human thought makes them exist, they take their form from the lingering inventions humans superimpose over this void, the equivalent of creating something from the "shapes" you see in clouds without actually making them from the clouds themselves, as well as the contradictions between these perceptions as the brain struggles to keep inventing things that make sense to cover this reality with. Born from what happens when complete inventions to cover literal nonexistence start piling up where that nonexistence begins, until they're complex enough to think, and realize what they are: Something that doesn't exist, but now does too, made from thoughts of things that don't really exist meeting actual, perfect nonexistence. It's all terribly confusing, when it comes to true nonexistence. Now imagine this confusion, this paradox, being what ''made'' you. This is what fills them with hatred, both of existing themselves and of ''us'', because not only did we make them, we actually exist properly]].
* EldritchLocation: SCP-3930 itself. It's nothing. As in, literally nothing. A "space" that isn't really a space, where nothing exists at all. Nothing emitted or absorbed, nothing coming out or going in, nothing moving or being still, no energy, no matter. ''No size. No shape. Nothing.'' And anything going in will stop existing the moment it does, becoming nothing. Perfectly comprehensible in paper, but the mind is a little too good in finding patterns when there's nothing, and thus it invents something to fill it up, some more Russian wilderness to match the one that surrounds it, maybe a building too. And it can't handle someone walking in and stopping existing completely, so it just makes up what happens next following along with what it thinks will happen, until interrupted or the fantasy can come to a neat end that makes sense. Perfect nothingness is quite natural by the universe's standards, it's what all reality stands on, but for a mind used to existence it makes ''no sense at all'', and it prefers something that does. [[spoiler:And where nothing and something meet, right at the edge of this void, these things minds invent tend to accumulate, and the only way to get rid of these stray thoughts before they merge into something worse is to send those who thought them into the void, to stop existing too]].
* LockedOutOfTheLoop: [[spoiler:SCP-3930's consciousness is apparently unaware that sufficient existence stops being painful at some point for its kind, which makes it particularly dangerous on a cosmic level compared to [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5170 Josephus Blake]] and [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6930 SCP-6930]], two Pattern Screamers who ''have'' been fully brought into existence]].
* MindScrew: The ambiguously existent nature of these things, and the difficulty of really understanding what true nothingness really is, and what it really means for something to not exist in any way, makes it ''quite'' difficult to write about it all. In LaymansTerms, these things are ''weird''.
* SiblingYinYang: [[spoiler:It is the total opposite of its older "sister" [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6930 SCP-6930]]; while 6930 intentionally obtained existence [[HeelRealization after learning things get better for its kind when this happens]], ran away from Usinsk, and developed a kind and loving personality, 3930 wants to remain non-existent in the forest and opposes anyone that tries to change that to the point of misanthropy and possibly ending the world if it goes too far]].
* SovietSuperscience: It's unknown if the Soviets simply found this Perfect Nothing there, in the middle of the Russian wilderness, or somehow managed to bring it there, but they were the ones in charge of the site before the Soviet Union came apart, and it was all handed to the Foundation. SCP-6930 suggests it was the product of a NoodleIncident surrounding the Soviet researchers that [[spoiler:also allowed 6930 to escape Usinsk, leaving its "brother" 3930 alone to stew in its own hatred within the forest]].
* TorturedMonster: [[spoiler:All a Pattern Screamer really wants to do is stop existing, and perhaps get back at those existing things that made it exist in the first place. And if the only way to do so is to drag them screaming into the void to force them to disappear, so be it]].
* VoidBetweenTheWorlds: Or rather, beneath the worlds. According to the author, this sort of absolute nothingness is the basest form of reality, upon which every higher form sits. SCP-3930 is simply a chunk of it that was somehow left completely barren of anything at all.
* YouCannotGraspTheTrueForm: The mind cannot grasp literal nothingness, and so it overwrites it with patterns taken from what it known, and what surrounds it. Even in electronic depictions, such as cameras, photos and recordings, it will invent what it sees when the equipment is clearly showing absolutely nothing. It will even invent ''people'' wholesale if they walk into this nothingness and cease to exist suddenly, with their subsequent actions and words, right until "perception" stops and this "shadow" is gone, because the brain stopped making it up.[[note]]On the SCP page itself, this is compared to the way one can see familiar objects and shapes formed by clouds, but which disappear as soon as you look away.[[/note]] [[spoiler:And in inventing these things from whole cloth, they tend to linger in the border between this nothing and the rest; too many of them lingering, and a Pattern Screamer can be born]].

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3931 SCP-3931]] - The End of Days

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3932 SCP-3932]] - The Dolphin Manifesto

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3933 SCP-3933]] - Bigger Than God
'''SCP-3933''' is '''"Toxic Soul"''', a song by a once-wildly popular HairMetal band known as '''Tyrannosaurus Flex'''. The song induces anomalous effects in those who listen to it, causing them to lose all knowledge and perception of the band and its members, forgetting that Tyrannosaurus Flex ever existed.
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* AGodAmI: The four musicians making up Tyrannosaurus Flex thought they were like gods. They didn't realize gods can be forgotten.
* BiggerThanJesus: The band's frontman is quoted as saying that if the Beatles are bigger than Jesus, then Tyrannosaurus Flex is bigger than God.
* FateWorseThanDeath: Tyrannosaurus Flex, who were even bigger than the Beatles, are retconned and unpersoned from human history by their own magnum opus. Their last act in public was accidentally sparking a massive, bloody riot due to mass amnesia. They spend the rest of their lives in Foundation custody, forbidden from seeing each other or having access to musical instruments.
* LaserGuidedAmnesia: "Toxic Soul" is an anomalous song that permanently retcons Tyrannosaurus Flex from the listener's mind.
* PerceptionFilter: Anyone who hears the song can no longer percieve the band members or their actions. For example, a band member moving an object from Point A to Point B will appear to an affected person as the object teleporting, vanishing upon being picked up and reappearing upon being put down.
* TemptingFate: Before the band recorded "Toxic Soul", one of the bandmates asked the others if they ever wished they could to go back to being "nobodies" who could walk down the street in peace without being instantly recognized and chased by hordes of screaming fans.
* {{Unperson}}: Anyone who listens to "Toxic Soul" can no longer remember or learn about Tyrannosaurus Flex or its musicians. Their own parents, who heard the song, can't even remember having children.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3934 SCP-3934]] - For Sale: Loch Ness Monsters

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3935 SCP-3935]] - This Thing a Quiet Madness Made
'''SCP-3935''' is the local high school of '''Salvation, Indiana'''. It became flooded with a series of paranormal events that occurred in and around the building. The anomalous happenings got so bad that the entire town of Salvation was evacuated and walled off so that only Foundation personnel can enter it.
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* AndIMustScream: If "forever damned to wander" is taken literally, it may imply that anyone who enters Salvation will be eternally trapped.
* ArcNumber: The number nine and multiples of it appear throughout. For example, there are a total of ten cheerleaders in one of the attached photos; nine are standing and one is seated on the ground. There are also nine women floating in midair, along with a backyard containing nine "[DATA EXPUNGED]" (probably gibbets used to hang those women). Also, a team of eleven contractors were sent to investigate the school's structural damage, but nine of them didn't return.
* TheBlank: A lot of the {{Humanoid Abomination}}s that appear are described as lacking a face. Even the cheerleaders in the aforementioned photo are faceless (although their faces might have simply been blurred out for their privacy).
* EldritchLocation: The town of Salvation, Illinois is itself a hazard zone where various anomalous events occur.
* TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou: [[spoiler:Stay on the page long enough and you'll hear a voice whisper, "Hello."]]
* GhostTown: The anomalous activity got so bad that the entire town was evacuated and only disposable D-class personnel are allowed within its perimeter. Oddly enough, a lot of the anomalous activity could best be described as actual hauntings, making it a literal ''Ghost'' Town.
* {{Hellgate}}: What may be the source of the anomalies is an arch located beneath the sub-basement under Salvation High School with a phrase etched into it.
--> ''The way below winds deeper, longer,\\
unspeakable its patterns laid.\\
The lost forever damned to wander\\
[[TitleDrop this thing a quiet madness made]].''
* JumpScare: If one lingers on the page long enough, [[spoiler:you'll hear a mysterious voice say "Hello."]]
* MadnessMantra: The word "Hello" comes up a lot, with certain ghost sightings having them say "Hello", to audible hallucinations of the word, Mrs. Fletcher saying "Hello" multiple times throughout her interview and claiming to have known a pregnant teenager who lost the ability to say anything other than that word.
* OurGhostsAreDifferent: The various {{Humanoid Abomination}}s that appear in Salvation come in a wide variety of forms, but a lot of them tend to float around, are intangible, tend to flick in and out and are shadow-like in appearance. A lot of the other anomalous activities that happen also follow the characteristics of a textbook haunting, including objects floating (including ''an entire high school''), audible hallucinations, hair appearing in-place of running water, possession, etc.
* TeenagePregnancy: If Mrs. Fletcher's interview is any indication, the events began after this happened to one of the cheerleaders at the school (the one sitting on the ground in that photo).
* UndergroundCity: Under the school's sub-basement is a stone-replica of that school which seem to be haunted by a group of white-haired anomalous women. Beneath that school is another sub-basement with its own replica school and so on and so on.
* UnreliableNarrator: The only interview given in the file is one given by Mrs. Fletcher, a teacher from the high school. Unfortunately, the amnestics the UIU used on the town's inhabitants were highly toxic and caused severe, permanent brain damage, so it's safe to say that she isn't an ideal source of information.
--> '''Mrs. Fletcher''': Well... it was quiet, you know. One road in and one road out. We didn't get many outsiders, so we were a pretty tight knit community. I don't even think we had police, you know, because who would need them? We didn't have crime, not really. [{{Beat}}] There were always some people who would tell stories, you know. They...\\
'''Agent Aimes''': Yes?\\
'''Mrs. Fletcher''': What? [[MadnessMantra Hello? Hello?]]\\
'''Agent Aimes''': You were just talking about people telling stories, Mrs. Fletcher.
* WeirdnessCensor: It is brought up multiple times that in spite of many of the unbelievable and horrifying things that happen - usually in broad daylight with enough people seeing them - people tend to shrug it off and act like it was no big deal no matter how scary it seems, often chalking it up as a prank of some kind. The only exception to this is in the UIU's file, where on Thursday, everyone sees nine women floating at an angle in midair and are whipped into a panic at the sight of it. Whether this is a result of some memetic anomaly or if [[BystanderSyndrome the townsfolk are in denial]] is anyone's guess.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3936 SCP-3936]] - Working as Intended
'''SCP-3936''' is Exclusionary Site-01, a Foundation installation constructed to archive sensitive data and protect it and everyone in the installation from any retroactive alterations, making it immune to CK-Class Restructuring Events.
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* DrivenToSuicide: Everyone in the facility committed suicide when they realized that [[spoiler:they are the only humans left on Earth after a CK-class restructuring event happened.]]
* ExpospeakGag: The article describes the personnel's corpses in the facility as if they were alien [[spoiler:despite them actually being human.]]
* ImAHumanitarian: The alien personnel as they're being described post-mortem are said to taste like physical pork. [[spoiler:Another hint that they are actually humans and the Foundation as it exists in the article are not.]]

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3937 SCP-3937]] - Site-112

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3938 SCP-3938]] - Dr. Wondertainment's Take-You-Anywhere Machine

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3939 SCP-3939]] - [NUMBER RESERVED; AWAITING RESEARCHER]

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3940 SCP-3940]] - Biblical Vengeance Upon Bugs Bunny

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3941 SCP-3941]] - The Major Occultation

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3942 UNDEFINED]] - Containment Chamber #3942
'''SCP-3942''' is an anomalous containment cell that is inhabited by an anti-meme, causing everyone to forget what it is. The few who managed to find out what it was either went insane or died.
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* BrownNote: Trying to tell any information about it results in the individual becoming erratic and violent or dying immediately.
* InterspeciesRomance: It's subtle, but one of the D-class gets in a relationship with the entity.
* LaserGuidedAmnesia: Actively causes observers to ''not even remember'' what it is due to being an [[InvertedTrope antimeme]]. Even ''the Foundation'' is unable to know what it is. People who interact with it are heavily implied [[ThingsManWasNotMeantToKnow to know what it is]], but attempting to reveal anything about it [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption results in violent tendencies or death.]]

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3943 SCP-3943]] - Taco Man

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3944 SCP-3944]] - Memory Is Fleeting

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3945 SCP-3945]] - Big Huge Nightmare Panther

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3946 SCP-3946]] - Amphitrite's Curse, Scylla's Wrath

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3947 SCP-3947]] - Robber Duckies

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3948 SCP-3948]] - The Man in the Mirror

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3949 SCP-3949]] - ''Penumbra W.A.V.E'' #1 Fan!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:[=3950-3999=]]]
!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3950 SCP-3950]] - The Matryoshka

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3951 SCP-3951]] - Doggone It

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3952 SCP-3952]] - Flying Ace

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3953 SCP-3953]] - Costa Rica... '''IN SPACE'''

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3954 SCP-3954]] - Scarecrow's Secrets

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3955 ███-3955]] - Eight Notes

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3956 SCP-3956]] - The Mealworm Song

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3957 SCP-3957]] - The Eternal Soviet Prison

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3958 SCP-3958]] - Little Brother

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3959 SCP-3959]] - The End of All Knowledge
'''SCP-3959''' is a cognitohazardous infovore that seeks out various mediums of information and feeds on them. Any medium that it feeds on will have the information it stored be rendered irretrievable, usually in the form of redactions.
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* LaserGuidedAmnesia: Those who interact with media that SCP-3959 infests will experience memory fogginess and confusion unless they have a resistance to cognitohazards. [[spoiler:After being enhanced by Project Callisto, SCP-3959 can now erase all the memories of any human being it infects, the end result resembling Alzheimer's diease. In addition, any information it consumes now will be erased from every copy it is kept in, no matter the medium, and will erase every memory everyone has of that information.]]
* NiceJobBreakingItHero: [[spoiler:In the Foundation's attempts to weaponize SCP-3959 to combat other cognitohazards and infohazards, they managed to make it an uncontrollable danger to the entire world as it can now hop between sentient beings during its search for the SCP-3959-1, the book of the complete history of the human race.]]

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3960 SCP-3960]] - Best Friends Forever

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3961 SCP-3961]] - Professor Taft

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3962 SCP-3962]] - Agasesdi's Gift

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3963 SCP-3963]] - I Contain Multitudes
'''SCP-3963''' is a pendant that causes anyone who touches it to be transported to an extradimensional location. In actuality, it transports them inside the internal organs of someone else.
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* TheDisembodied: It is a pendant that, when touched, teleports the current subject to a seemingly extradimensional location, though they can still be heard and spoken to for a short while, at least until the next person touches the pendant...
* ChestBurster: The pendant actually transports each person to an oversized version of the previous subject's spleen or brain or whatever, while a miniaturized "Camazotz" demon is teleported into one of the current subject's organs. When the pendant is accidentally broken, the first person to touch SCP-3963 (a Mayan nobleman) appears, only to die when a female archaeologist bursts out of his chest. Then her male colleague's corpse bursts out of her stomach, killing her. Then all the succeeding subjects burst out nesting-doll-style, right down to the demon.
* DemonicPossession: The author states that it was an amulet designed for causing this (specifically, the demon possessing the Mayan), except that its creation went very, very wrong.
* BatPeople: The "Camazotz" demon that bursts out of D-963-W's body is one of these.
* WombLevel: What each extradimensional location is. It's always somewhere in the body of the last person to touch the amulet. First was the Mayan nobleman; the author states that he was probably transported into the amulet itself. The first archaeologist was teleported to the Mayan's chest, while the second archaeologist was in the first's stomach. Agent Castillo was in the second archaeologist's intestine, D-963-Z was in either Castillo's heart or one of his lungs, D-963-Y was in Z's colon, D-963-X was in Y's genital area, D-963-W was in X's brain, and the demon was in W's body.
* RunningGag: Poor Dr. Asheworth is repeatedly injured when the amulet gets broken.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3964 SCP-3964]] - Suicide Staircase

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3965 SCP-3965]] - Zhulong

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3966 SCP-3966]] - Falling Out
'''SCP-3966''' are the webs of hyperdimensional spiders that resemble proteins found in the human nervous system. The spiders make these webs as an attempt to harvest the nerve cells of sleeping humans.
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* BigCreepyCrawlies: [[spoiler: The root cause of SCP-3966 is the webs of a species of spider operating in the fourth dimension.]]
* {{Foreshadowing}}: The nightmares those infected with SCP-3966-A have [[spoiler: are full of spiders.]]
* RedHerring: When multiple researchers start mentioning similar nightmares, the Foundation immediately suspects some sort of memetic hazard may be involved. They couldn't be further from the truth.
* ShoutOut: Literature/{{Flatland}} is mentioned as a means of explaining how we would perceive a 4-D entity.
* ShownTheirWork: The author includes quite a bit of detail about neuroscience and Quaternions in the article.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3967 SCP-3967]] - All Watched Over By A Machine Of Loving Grace

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3968 SCP-3968]] - Immoral Minefield

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3969 SCP-3969]] - Sucker

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3970 SCP-3970]] - i want to contain too

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3971 SCP-3971]] - Utility Closet [=SB3-117a=]

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3972 SCP-3972]] - "Ken Burns Presents: SCP-3972"
'''SCP-3972''' is '''Vytas Andressen''', a Foundation administrator who disappeared in 2017. Any and all photographs and biographical information regarding Andressen serves as an infohazard that induces nausea and swelling of the lymph nodes in Foundation staff. The only way to safely document 3972 is a documentary made by Foundation researcher '''Alyx Romana''', who must update the film whenever new information is discovered.
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* BrownNote: Photographic images and biographical information of a former Foundation member is an infohazard causing acute nausea and swelling of the lymph nodes in fellow Foundation staff. Aside from when seen from the non-anomalous video.
* TheKenBurnsEffect: Given the article name, of course it shows up in the required documentary!
* PaintingTheMedium: Records of the anomaly somehow are only non-anomalous if a video with some very specific guidelines is made.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3973 SCP-3973]] - Would you like to re-roll?

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3974 SCP-3974]] - Such Sweet Sorrow

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3975 SCP-3975]] - Save the Oreos

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3976 SCP-3976]] - Who Killed Agatha Christie?

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3977 SCP-3977]] - Hawaiian Punch

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3978 SCP-3978]] - The World Is Going Away

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3979 SCP-3979]] - Will You Walk Into My Parlour?

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3980 SCP-3980]] - Blind Lead the Blind

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3981 SCP-3981]] - A Story of Change

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3982 SCP-3982]] - The Devourer of Filth Would Like to Be Friends With You

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3983 SCP-3983]] - To Petition the Dead

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3984 SCP-3984]] - Poking Death with a Stick
See Recap.SCPFoundationCanons under the End Of Death folder.
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!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3985 SCP-3985]] - Focus of a Regulatory Dispute

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3986 SCP-3986]] - The Observatory of Genghis Khan

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3987 SCP-3987]] - Purifying Exclamation

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3988 SCP-3988]] - Napoleon Bonyparts, Superstar Skeleton

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3989 SCP-3989]] - The Bone Orchard

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3990 SCP-3990]] - Deer in the Headroom

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3991 SCP-3991]] - "Lewis Island"

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3992 SCP-3992]] - Wondertainment Whacky Halloween Fun Masks!

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3993 SCP-3993]] - Smart WIFI

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3994 SCP-3994]] - Normal Human People

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3995 SCP-3995]] - A Pair Of Lungs That May Or May Not Exist

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3996 SCP-3996]] - The Tangential Frontier

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3997 SCP-3997]] - In My End Is My Beginning

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3998 SCP-3998]] - The Wicker Witch Lives
See Recap.SCPFoundationCanons under the Pitch Haven folder.
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!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3999 SCP-3999]] - I Am At The Center of Everything That Happens To Me
See Characters.SCPFoundationSCPs.
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[[/folder]]
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* SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome: SCP-3434 is characterized by the fetus attempting to prevent itself from being born. They fail over 90% of the time because they are still physically newborns.

* ShaggyDogStory: The ''VideoGame/PizzaTower'' test turns the game's story into one, ending with SCP-3922-A [[AllForNothing blowing up Peppino's pizzeria anyways]] instead of doing anything about Pizzaface or the tower due to [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome health code violations]].

* VillainHasAPoint: The ''VideoGame/PizzaTower'' test essentially states Pizzaface was RightForTheWrongReasons to go after Peppino; [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome a pizzeria as indebted and dingy as his is likely to also be intolerably unhygienic]].

** Recently, a request for it to test it on the pilot of ''WebAnimation/HazbinHotel'' was denied because it was feared that it would use [[WebAnimation/HelluvaBoss Stolas' grimoire]] [[DimensionalTraveler to access other worlds]]. Similarly, an attempt to test it on the trailer for ''WesternAnimation/{{Pibby}}'' was cancelled when it was feared that the Darkness might corrupt it.

* InterfaceScrew: The text of the SCP changes color to gray or to the text background in places, [[spoiler:[[PaintingTheMedium reflecting]] the protagonist losing control of their senses as an instance of SCP-3280 torments them from within.]]

--> [[spoiler:The roiling in your stomach becomes unbearable. You recoil backwards, away from the monitor. You drunkenly stumble, [[BodyHorror struggling against the thing inside of you]], out into the hallway. The storm outside rages. Torrents of raindrops spatter across the windows. You fall against the wall, face pressed against the cool glass.

* CatchPhrase: Its notes are always signed with "-a friend".

'''SCP-3512''' is a phenomenon where women's personalities are drastically altered, but they also randomly start screaming for no reason. While investigating the man believed to be responsible, two Foundation agents discovered a highly disturbing book about how to pick up women using highly esoteric methods. The book details constructing an animated doll out of bones and fat cells that can be used to control a person. It gets even worse when they discover a river of fat in the caves beneath the city.

* EvilIsVisceral: SCP-3512-1 instances need adipose tissue to form, with pork fat being an inferior substitute for human. [[spoiler: Beneath the Basilica, the agents find a literal river of half-molten human fat for the fabrication of SCP-3512-1.]]

* OrificeInvasion: Implied. When SCP-3512-2 details creating and directing SCP-3512-1 instances, it advises the reader to imagine the mouth and throat of their "intended," before it scurries away.

-->"Women affected by SCP-3512 score extremely highly on NEO-PI-R measures for openness, extraversion and agreeableness. This is the case regardless of previous personality indicators, and affected women do not appear to be aware of such changes. The behaviour of affected women is characterised by high sociability and lack of inhibition, punctuated by prolonged bouts of [[AndIMustScream uncontrollable screaming]]. The incidence and duration of screaming has been observed to decline over a 4-5 month period. Other personality changes appear to be permanent."

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3071 SCP-3071]] - To Deny Sense

* NothingIsScarier: During a test of ''Anime/ChainsawMan'', Makima is revealed to not only have somehow taken control of the TMI agents but also the ''only'' SCP-3922 instance to [[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou directly harm personal watching by saying ''something'' that required class-A amnestics]].

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3309 SCP-3309]] - Where We Go When We Fade, Fade Away
'''SCP-3309''' is a phenomenon that causes Foundation staff and anomalies to spontaneously disappear from existence. It may act as an allegory for articles being deleted from the Foundation website.
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* AnAesop: In conclusion: [[spoiler: Zyn (uncharacteristically) becomes an AntiRoleModel telling the reader that if they love the world under S. Andrew Swann's proposal so dearly, then every last Foundation staff member written into it must be a human being with their own rights, no matter how ridiculous or bland they are.]]
* AndIMustScream: The fate of Adamo Smalls, [[spoiler: deleted by Zyn ([[NoFourthWall the user, not their OC]]) and then tortured by the inability for them to recognize him as the man he actually is. To make matters worse, Zyn calls the vote to [[HoistByHisOwnPetard delete 3309]], but will only open it up once Smalls can no longer be remembered by the community.]]
* ArmorPiercingQuestion: The article itself asks one with regards to the continued existence of the SCP Foundation under the narrative sandwich established by S. Andrew Swann's Proposal:
--> Nobody truly remembers you but you. And so the question remains: are you worth remembering?
* CassandraTruth: The fact that [[spoiler: "Researcher Smalls" in the forum post is actually Adamo Smalls himself making contact with 001-SWN entities. He finds Zyn in 3309's discussion page, but they do not believe him.]]
* HoistByHisOwnPetard: SCP-3309 is the deletion process, which the Foundation weaponizes by defacing the articles of dangerous anomalies to trick the community into removing them. [[spoiler:At the end of the article, the community's growing hatred for meta articles finally reaches a boiling point, and Zyn calls for 3309 itself to be deleted.]]
* ThisLoserIsYou: SCP-3309's driving force, [[spoiler:its inability to recognize ''all'' staff members as genuine human beings, its growing hatred for the clearly-necessary Pataphysics Department, and its ultimate undoing]] consist entirely of the RealLife userbase.
* ParodySue: [[spoiler:Adamo Smalls himself is a deliberate call out to oddly young, calm researchers that have plagued the Foundation since its inception, which is why Zyn [[RetGone deletes]] him.]]
* YouBastard: The article's ending is essentially a vicious mockery of the community, because as 001-SWN entities, deletion of anything other than an anomaly (e.g. the fate of [[spoiler:Adamo Smalls]] and what many would like to do to articles under jurisdiction of the Pataphysics Department) would basically be a crime against humanity.

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3310 SCP-3310]] - The Old Man of the Lake

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3311 SCP-3311]] - All the Little Chairs

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3312 SCP-3312]] - [=OwO=] what's this?
'''SCP-3312''' is a website that causes whoever logs onto it to become a furry.

* NoJustNoReaction: Dr. Naismith has this reaction to the proposition of introducing 3922 to ''[[Film/Deadpool2016 Deadpool]]'', citing that introducing a character who is aware of the FourthWall to a group capable of ''invading'' the Fourth Wall is a recipe for disaster.

* SurrealHumor: What happened During a test with ''[[WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers SMG4]]'' video "Recap/MarioGetsHisPINGASStuckInTheDoor", Deconstructed in that [[OnlySaneMan this resulted in 3922 being completely overwhelmed by the universe's randomnessa]].

* MindRape: Agent Lutterman undergoes this at SCP-3004-1's hands, describing its teeth and feelers diggign through his memories and feeding off them.