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->''My brother’s a genius;\\
as smart as they come.\\
Without his computer, though,\\
boy, is he dumb.\\
His screws all get looser.\\
His lights become dim.\\
His mind starts unwinding.\\
His senses grow slim.''
-->-- "[[https://poetry4kids.com/poems/my-brothers-a-genius/ My Brother's a Genius]]"
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-->-- Comedian Billy Gardell, ''Halftime''

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-->-- Comedian Billy Gardell, Creator/BillyGardell, ''Halftime''
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-->"If you're under 25, and you use your cell phone a lot, I want you do me a favor: For about two hours a day, I want you put your phone in a drawer. That way, you remember how to '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis HOLD! A CONVERSATION!!]]'''''"
-->''*theater erupts into laughter and applause*''
--->-- Comedian Billy Gardell, ''Halftime''

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-->"If ->"If you're under 25, and you use your cell phone a lot, I want you do me a favor: For about two hours a day, I want you put your phone in a drawer. That way, you remember how to '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis HOLD! A CONVERSATION!!]]'''''"
-->''*theater ->''*theater erupts into laughter and applause*''
--->-- -->-- Comedian Billy Gardell, ''Halftime''''Halftime''
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-->"For you kids, you youngsters under 25, I want you do me a favor: For about an hour a day, I want you take your phones out, put 'em in a drawer, and don't touch 'em for that whole hour... so you can learn how to '''''HOLD A CONVERSATION!!'''''"

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-->"For you kids, you youngsters -->"If you're under 25, and you use your cell phone a lot, I want you do me a favor: For about an hour two hours a day, I want you take put your phones out, put 'em phone in a drawer, and don't touch 'em for that whole hour... so drawer. That way, you can learn remember how to '''''HOLD '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis HOLD! A CONVERSATION!!'''''"CONVERSATION!!]]'''''"
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-->"For you kids, you youngsters under 25, I want you do me a favor: For about an hour a day, I want you take your phones out, put them in a drawer, and don't touch them for that whole hour... so you learn how to '''''HOLD A CONVERSATION!!'''''"

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-->"For you kids, you youngsters under 25, I want you do me a favor: For about an hour a day, I want you take your phones out, put them 'em in a drawer, and don't touch them 'em for that whole hour... so you can learn how to '''''HOLD A CONVERSATION!!'''''"
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--->"For you kids, you youngsters under 25, I want you do me a favor: For about an hour a day, I want you take your phones out, put them in a drawer, and don't touch them for that whole hour... so you learn how to '''''HOLD A CONVERSATION!!'''''"
--->''*theater erupts into laughter and applause*''
-->-- Comedian Billy Gardell, ''Halftime''

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--->"For -->"For you kids, you youngsters under 25, I want you do me a favor: For about an hour a day, I want you take your phones out, put them in a drawer, and don't touch them for that whole hour... so you learn how to '''''HOLD A CONVERSATION!!'''''"
--->''*theater -->''*theater erupts into laughter and applause*''
-->-- --->-- Comedian Billy Gardell, ''Halftime''
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-->"For you kids, you youngsters under 25, I want you do me a favor: For about an hour a day, I want you take your phones out, put them in a drawer, and don't touch them for that whole hour... so you learn how to '''''HOLD A CONVERSATION!!'''''"
''*theater erupts into laughter and applause*''

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-->"For --->"For you kids, you youngsters under 25, I want you do me a favor: For about an hour a day, I want you take your phones out, put them in a drawer, and don't touch them for that whole hour... so you learn how to '''''HOLD A CONVERSATION!!'''''"
''*theater --->''*theater erupts into laughter and applause*''
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-->"For you kids, you youngsters under 25, I want you do me a favor: For about an hour a day, I want you take your phones out, put them in a drawer, and don't touch them for that whole hour... so you learn how to '''''HOLD A CONVERSATION!!'''''"
''*theater erupts into laughter and applause*''
-->-- Comedian Billy Gardell, ''Halftime''

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