"If you're under 25, and you use your cell phone a lot, I want you do me a favor: For about two hours a day, I want you put your phone in a drawer. That way, you remember how to HOLD! A CONVERSATION!!"
*theater erupts into laughter and applause*
— Comedian Billy Gardell, Halftime
My brother’s a genius;
as smart as they come.
Without his computer, though,
boy, is he dumb.
His screws all get looser.
His lights become dim.
His mind starts unwinding.
His senses grow slim.
as smart as they come.
Without his computer, though,
boy, is he dumb.
His screws all get looser.
His lights become dim.
His mind starts unwinding.
His senses grow slim.
