History Quotes / TooIncompetentToOperateABlanket

-->-- '''{{LetsPlay/Critikal}}''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDmcL3LBEo4 The Real Edge of Glory]]"

->''"So you're an inventor, and you've just created a product that actually sucks quite a bit more than the ones people are already using. How do you sell it?\\
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->"''If you're [[TropeNamer too stupid to operate a blanket]], you deserve to be cold every now and then''."

->"''Ever had a day where you feel like a white person in an infomercial?''"

->''Nothing makes me feel better about myself than watching people on infomercials \\
They can’t even eat or drink food right''

->''Do you have a drawer full of sharp knives, but prefer to cut your bread with a doorstop?''

->''So you're an inventor, and you've just created a product that actually sucks quite a bit more than the ones people are already using. How do you sell it?\\

Why, by creating a cornball TV ad that portrays everyday tasks as being next to impossible without your product.''

-->-- '''WebVideo/{{Jontron}}''', on the work safety video ''Think About This''

-->-- '''Webvideo/JacksFilms''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBL0RUJx7-I WTF Blanket 4: Failure Pants]]''

->''"All my life I thought I was an infomercial actor, and it turns out I have catatonia with two PEs."''

->''"Psh. I'm not wearing [[HazmatSuit that hot suit]], I don't wear that. Goin' to the radioactive chamber, I hate that radioactive suit. It's boring, psh, out of fashion, boring, don't like it- [[SuddenlyShouting OOOOOOOOOOH MY SKIN'S MELTING!]]" What the fff''fuck'' did you think's gonna happen? That was just that guy's fault! That's not [[NoOSHACompliance work safety]], that's [[TooDumbToLive work dum-dum]]!''

->"''If you're too stupid to operate a blanket, you deserve to be cold every now and then''."

-->--'''Creator/LarryTheCableGuy''' on the Snuggie

-->--'''[[http://iback58.tumblr.com/post/46126838558/nothing-makes-me-feel-better-about-myself-than Vintage Ninja]]''', Website/{{Tumblr}}

-->--'''{{LetsPlay/Critikal}}''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDmcL3LBEo4 The Real Edge of Glory]]"

-->--'''Website/{{Cracked}}.com''', "[[http://www.cracked.com/article_15768_as-seen-tv-10-most-laughably-misleading-ads.html As Seen on TV: The 10 Most Laughably Misleading Ads]]"

-->--'''WebVideo/{{Jontron}}''', on the work safety video ''Think About This''

-->-- Random Tumblr Post.

-->--[[http://iback58.tumblr.com/post/46126838558/nothing-makes-me-feel-better-about-myself-than Vintage Ninja]], Website/{{Tumblr}}

-->--''WebVideo/{{Jontron}}'', on the work safety video ''Think About This''

-->-- '''Webvideo/JacksFilms''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBL0RUJx7-I WTF Blanket 4: Failure Pants]]''

->" ''Ever had a day where you feel like a white person in an infomercial?''"

-->--'''Website/{{Cracked}}.com''', "[[http://www.cracked.com/article_15768_as-seen-tv-10-most-laughably-misleading-ads.html As Seen on TV: The 10 Most Laughably Misleading Ads]]"

-->--'''{{LetsPlay/Critikal}}''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDmcL3LBEo4 The Real Edge of Glory]]"

-->--[[http://iback58.tumblr.com/post/46126838558/nothing-makes-me-feel-better-about-myself-than Vintage Ninja]], {{Tumblr}}

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-->--'''LarryTheCableGuy''' on the Snuggie

-->-'''LarryTheCableGuy''' on the Snuggie

-->- Random Tumblr Post.

-->-[[http://iback58.tumblr.com/post/46126838558/nothing-makes-me-feel-better-about-myself-than Vintage Ninja]], {{Tumblr}}

->"''If you're too stupid to operate a blanket you deserve to be cold every now and then''."

-->- Random Tumblr Post.

-->-'''LarryTheCableGuy''' on the Snuggie

-->-'''LarryTheCableGuy'''

-->LarryTheCableGuy