"If you're too stupid to operate a blanket, you deserve to be cold every now and then."
— Larry the Cable Guy on the Snuggie
"Ever had a day where you feel like a white person in an infomercial?"
— Random Tumblr Post
"Nothing makes me feel better about myself than watching people on infomercials
They can’t even eat or drink food right"
They can’t even eat or drink food right"
"Do you have a drawer full of sharp knives, but prefer to cut your bread with a doorstop?"
"So you're an inventor, and you've just created a product that actually sucks quite a bit more than the ones people are already using. How do you sell it?
Why, by creating a cornball TV ad that portrays everyday tasks as being next to impossible without your product."
Why, by creating a cornball TV ad that portrays everyday tasks as being next to impossible without your product."
"If you don't know how to operate a blanket, chances are you're a few chromosomes short of human."
"All my life I thought I was an infomercial actor, and it turns out I have catatonia with two embolisms."
"Psh. I'm not wearing that hot suit, I don't wear that. Goin' to the radioactive chamber, I hate that radioactive suit. It's boring, psh, out of fashion, boring, don't like it- OOOOOOOOOOH MY SKIN'S MELTING!" What the ffffuck did you think's gonna happen? That was just that guy's fault! That's not work safety, that's work dum-dum!
— JonTron, on the work safety video Think About This
