| 1 | ->''"If you're [[TropeNamer too stupid to operate a blanket]], you deserve to be cold every now and then."'' |
| 2 | -->-- '''Creator/LarryTheCableGuy''' on the Snuggie |
| 3 | |
| 4 | ->''"Ever had a day where you feel like a white person in an infomercial?"'' |
| 5 | -->-- '''Random Tumblr Post''' |
| 6 | |
| 7 | ->''"Nothing makes me feel better about myself than watching people on infomercials \ |
| 8 | They can’t even eat or drink food right"'' |
| 9 | -->-- '''[[http://iback58.tumblr.com/post/46126838558/nothing-makes-me-feel-better-about-myself-than Vintage Ninja]]''', Website/{{Tumblr}} |
| 10 | |
| 11 | ->''"Do you have a drawer full of sharp knives, but prefer to cut your bread with a doorstop?"'' |
| 12 | -->-- '''WebVideo/{{Critikal}}''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDmcL3LBEo4 The Real Edge of Glory]]" |
| 13 | |
| 14 | ->''"So you're an inventor, and you've just created a product that actually sucks quite a bit more than the ones people are already using. How do you sell it?\ |
| 15 | Why, by creating a cornball TV ad that portrays everyday tasks as being next to impossible without your product."'' |
| 16 | -->-- '''Website/{{Cracked}}.com''', "[[http://www.cracked.com/article_15768_as-seen-tv-10-most-laughably-misleading-ads.html As Seen on TV: The 10 Most Laughably Misleading Ads]]" |
| 17 | |
| 18 | ->''"If you don't know how to operate a blanket, chances are you're a few chromosomes short of human."'' |
| 19 | -->-- '''WebVideo/{{Jacksfilms}}''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBL0RUJx7-I WTF Blanket 4: Failure Pants]]'' |
| 20 | |
| 21 | ->''"All my life I thought I was an infomercial actor, and it turns out I have catatonia with two embolisms."'' |
| 22 | -->-- '''[[HiveMindTestimonial Elderly man's testimonial]]''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZXa5WufWOE Are you an infomercial actor, or were just born that way?]]'' |
| 23 | |
| 24 | ->''"Psh. I'm not wearing [[HazmatSuit that hot suit]], I don't wear that. Goin' to the radioactive chamber, I hate that radioactive suit. It's boring, psh, out of fashion, boring, don't like it- [[SuddenlyShouting OOOOOOOOOOH MY SKIN'S MELTING!]]" What the fff''fuck'' did you think's gonna happen? That was just that guy's fault! That's [[NoOSHACompliance not work safety]], that's [[TooDumbToLive work dum-dum]]!'' |
| 25 | -->-- '''WebVideo/JonTron''', on the work safety video ''Think About This'' |
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