History Quotes / TokenEvilTeammate

-->--''Pokemon Mystery Dungeon D&D: Explorers of the Heart''

->''"The [[MagnificentBastard Lannisters]] [[ManipulativeBastard swindled]] their enemies, the [[BoisterousBruiser Storm Kings]] [[DropTheHammer hammered]] them, and the [[BigGood Starks]] [[OffWithHisHead cut off their heads]]. In [[NotSoDifferent such company as this]], were the [[TortureTechnician Boltons]] ''really'' so... indelicate?"''

'''Ruru:''' ''Kaaaane!''

->[[OracularHead Mirmir the Wise]] wasn't wise enough. Honir 'The Silent' should have kept shtum. And [[TopGod Odin]] should have known from the first that [[LawfulEvil perfect Order]] does not bend; it simply stands until it breaks, which is why it rarely survives for any meaningful length of time. The General didn't know it then, but what he needed was a friend; a friend whose morals were flexible enough [[ImplausibleDeniability to handle the moral low ground while Odin lorded it on high]], keeping Order, untouchable...

-->-- '''Belkar''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOftheStick'' [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0881.html 881]]

->'''[[FriendInTheBlackMarket C-Note]]''': [[DeadbanSnarker You know, your parents must be so proud of you, man.]] I mean, hittin' the trailer park trifecta. You know, [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain racist]], pedophile, and stupid.\\

->'''[[WesternAnimation/InvaderZim Zim]]''': I am a superior life form from the Planet IRK. [[BlatantLies I'm not evil, just, um curious]].

->'''Ben''': “''IF''”?

->'''Michael:''' [[SecretPolice Section 31?]]\\

->''"The [[MagnificentBastard Lannisters]] [[ManipulativeBastard swindled]] their enemies, the [[BoisterousBruiser Storm Kings]] [[DropTheHammer hammered]] them, and the [[BigGood Starks]] [[OffWithHisHead cut off their heads]]. In [[NotSoDifferent such company as this]], were the [[TortureTechnician Boltons]] so... indelicate?"''

-->--'''''Film/JustLikeHeaven'''''

-->--''Series/JessicaJones2015'', "AKA WWJD?"

-->--'''''Series/DoctorWho''''', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS34E1DeepBreath}} "Deep Breath"]]

-->--''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'', "In the Pale Moonlight"

-->--'''Crell Moset''', ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'' ("Nothing Human")

-->--''ComicStrip/HsuAndChan''

-->--'''Belkar''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOftheStick'' [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0881.html 881]]

-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/voyager-season-four.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Scorpion Pt. 2"

-->--'''Jolyne Kujo''' on '''[[SociopathicHero Narciso]] [[{{Yandere}} Annasui]]''', ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureStoneOcean''

-->--'''Jolyne Kujo''' on '''[[SociopathicHero Narciso]] [[{{Yandere}} Annasui]]''', ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure''

-->-- '''Kevin 11''', ''Ben10UltimateAlien''

->'''[[HeroicComedicSociopath Belkar]]:''' See, now that's what being on a team is all about. You wanted to not kill ANY hobgoblins, I wanted to kill ALL the hobgoblins, and what happened? [[GoldenMeanFallacy We compromised: I killed ONE of the hobgoblins]].
->'''[[TokenGoodTeammate Celia]]:''' You didn't need to kill him.
->'''Belkar:''' True. But I didn't need to NOT kill him either.
-->--''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''

-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Histeria}}!'', "World War II"

-->--''HsuAndChan''

-->-- '''RichardNixon''' on then Nicaraguan dictator Anastasio Somoza

->''(wheeling a coma patient from the hospital)''\\
'''David''': Jack, we're really grateful.\\

'''Jack''': Because someday--trust me--''I'm'' gonna need help moving a body and when that day comes, I don't wanna hear any shit from you.

->Time out, Xander. Put yourself in Buffy’s shoes for just a minute. I’m Buffy, freak of nature, right? Naturally I pick a freak for a boyfriend and he turns into Mister Killing Spree which is [[NotHelpingYourCase pretty much my fault…]]
-->--'''Cordelia''' tries to empathise with [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Buffy]]. Oh dear. ("Dead Man's Party")

->'''Cpn. Sisko''': Who's watching Tolar?\\
'''Garak:''' I've locked him in his quarters. I've also left him with the distinct impression that if he attempts to force the door open, it may explode.\\

->''"You can erase my program, Doctor, but you can never change the fact that you've already used some of my research. Where was your conscience when B'Elanna was dying on that table? [[ShutUpKirk Ethics? Morality? Conscience?]] Funny how they all go out the airlock when we need something."''

->''"This is where ''Voyager'' becomes [[SpotlightStealingSquad the Seven of Nine show!]] And why not? She’s far more interesting than two thirds of the regular cast...I love Seven’s introduction as the tubes snap away and she steps out of the smoke and shadows and declares ‘I speak for the Borg’. At this point you think how the hell can this drone become one of the crew? Ryan plays the drone icy cold just as she should be without a hint of emotion. Seven makes a wonderful observation that every action and decision they make is debated and conflicted -- perhaps they [[BetterLivingThroughEvil could do with a little Borg uniformity.]]"''

->'''WinstonChurchill:''' Finally, Germany, Japan, and Italy have been beaten, and the planet is once again safe for democracy.\\
'''JosephStalin:''' That's what ''you'' think, comrade. Heheheheheheh.