History Quotes / TokenEvilTeammate

->''"Chakotay and Seven indulge in sickly wordplay and when she realises that she might lose him Seven decides to ‘change the parameters of their relationship.’ Oh yuck.... Admiral Janeway tries to recruit Seven to her cause but she refuses, considering [[AdoptTheDog her death a small payment]] if it means the Borg threat is crippled. I preferred this woman when she was a selfish, morally bankrupt drone. She was much more fun back then. And even surprised on occasion."''
-->--'''[[http://www.docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/10/voyager-season-seven.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Endgame"

->'''Dr. Crell Moset:''' "In good conscience"?? What about the well-being of your crew? You're confronted by new forms of life every day, many of them dangerous. You need me. Delete my program and you violate the first oath you took as a physician: Do no harm.\\
'''Doctor:''' "Do no harm." You have no right to say those words. Computer--\\
'''Moset:''' You can erase my program, Doctor, but you can never change the fact that you've already used some of my research. Where was your conscience when B'Elanna was dying on that table? [[ShutUpKirk Ethics? Morality? Conscience?]] Funny how they all go out the airlock when we need something.
-->--'''''Series/StarTrekVoyager''''', "Nothing Human"

'''Moset:''' You can erase my programme, Doctor, but you can never change the fact that you've already used some of my research. Where was your conscience when B'Elanna was dying on that table? [[ShutUpKirk Ethics? Morality? Conscience?]] Funny how they all go out the airlock when we need something.

->''"''That's'' why you came to me, isn't it, Captain? Because you knew I could do those things that you weren't capable of doing. Well, it worked! And you'll get what you want, [[LetsYouAndHimFight a war between the Romulans and the Dominion]]. And if your ''conscience'' is bothering you, you should soothe it with the knowledge that you may have just saved the entire Alpha Quadrant, and all it cost was the life of one Romulan senator, one criminal... and [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone the self-respect of one Starfleet officer]]. I don't know about you, but I'd call that a ''bargain''."''
-->--'''Elim Garak''', ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'' ("In the Pale Moonlight")

->''(while stealing a coma patient from the hospital)''\\

->'''Strax:''' Military tactics: The Doctor is still missing, but he will always come looking for his box. By bringing it here, he will lured from the dangers of London to this place of safety, and then we will ''([[MilkingTheGiantCow clenches fist]])'' '''melt him with acid.'''\\

'''Strax:''' And then we will ''not'' ''(clenches fist)'' '''melt him with acid.''' (Old habits.)

->'''Strax:''' Military tactics: The Doctor is still missing, but he will always come looking for his box. By bringing it here, we will lured from the dangers of London to this place of safety, and then we will ''([[MilkingTheGiantCow clenches fist]])'' '''melt him with acid.'''\\

-->-- '''Roose Bolton''', ''GameOfThrones: History And Lore''

-->-- '''Black Dow''', ''[[{{Literature}}/TheFirstLaw The Blade Itself]]''.

->'''Garak''': The ''Maryland'', the ''Proxima'', the ''Sarajevo''. Starfleet ships that have been lost in the Gamma Quadrant for years, and their crews -- brave soldiers, warriors of the Federation -- unaccounted for. We owe it to them to [[ScrewTheRulesImDoingWhatsRight do everything in our power]] to find them and bring them home. It's the ''[[ProudWarriorRaceGuy honorable]]'' thing to do.\\
'''Worf:''' ''(wearily)'' You use that word, but you have no idea what it means.
-->--'''''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine''''', "In Purgatory's Shadow"

->'''Garak''': The ''Maryland'', the ''Proxima'', the ''Sarajevo''. Starfleet ships that have been lost in the Gamma Quadrant for years, and their crews -- brave soldiers, warriors of the Federation -- unaccounted for. We owe it to them to do everything in our power to find them and bring them home. It's the ''[[ProudWarriorRaceGuy honorable]]'' thing to do.\\

->''"The [[MagnificentBastard Lannisters]] [[ManipulativeBastard swindled]] their enemies, the [[BoisterousBruiser Storm Kings]] [[DropTheHammer hammered]] them, and the [[BigGood Starks]] [[OffWithHisHead cut off their heads]]. In such company as this, were the [[TortureTechnician Boltons]] so... indelicate?"''

-> It was six days before they caught up with the caravan. By that time they had lost two more men. One had succumbed to exhaustion, falling asleep one night and not waking up, while Kirran, inevitably, had tumbled down a precipice. Kirran had been out of sight of all but Tarn at the time, and Golgoth suspected Tarn had killed the lad to keep his murderer's hands bloody. Golgoth didn't mind, as long as the assassin didn't make a habit of it.

->'''Winston Churchill:''' Finally, Germany, Japan, and Italy have been beaten, and the planet is once again safe for democracy.\\
'''Joseph Stalin:''' That's what ''you'' think, comrade. Heheheheheheh.

->I'm not evil, I'm... nuanced.

->He's a bastard, but he's our bastard

->Isn't that why you losers keep me around? [[BrutalHonesty Hurting people]] [[WarriorTherapist is the only thing I'm good at.]]
-->--'''Belkar''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOftheStick'' [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0881.html 881]]

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-->-- Kevin 11, ''Ben10AlienForce''

-->-- RichardNixon on then Nicaraguan dictator Anastasio Somoza

-->-- '''[[{{Warhammer 40000}} Daemonworld]]'''

-->--''[[WesternAnimation/{{Histeria}} Histeria!]]'', "World War II"

-->-- RichardNixon on then Nicaraguan dictator Anastasio Somoza

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->'''[[HeroicSociopath Belkar]]:''' See, now that's what being on a team is all about. You wanted to not kill ANY hobgoblins, I wanted to kill ALL the hobgoblins, and what happened? [[GoldenMeanFallacy We compromised: I killed ONE of the hobgoblins]].

->'''[[TokenGoodTeamMate Celia]]:''' You didn't need to kill him.

-->--''Webcomic/OrderOfTheStick''

-->--''[[{{ptitle17u4r74z}} Histeria!]]'', "World War II"

-->--''TheOrderOfTheStick''

-> It was six days before they caught up with the cara¬van. By that time they had lost two more men. One had succumbed to exhaustion, falling asleep one night and not waking up, while Kirran, inevitably, had tumbled down a precipice. Kirran had been out of sight of all but Tarn at the time, and Golgoth sus-pected Tarn had killed the lad to keep his murderer's hands bloody. Golgoth didn't mind, as long as the assassin didn't make a habit of it.