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'''Vernias:''' What? Wait... wait, NO! NO! NO! NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT! NOOO! [...] THAT ISN'T WHAT I MEANT!

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'''Vernias:''' What? [[DefensiveWhat What?]] Wait... wait, NO! NO! NO! NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT! NOOO! [...] THAT ISN'T WHAT I MEANT!
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->''Yeah, my cheek was not good. I think I had to spread 'em out a little more... That was awful. Do not include that.''

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->''Yeah, my cheek was not good. I think I had to spread 'em out a little more... [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial That was awful. Do not include that.'']]''

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->'''Iago:''' To think we gotta keep kissin' up to that ''chump'' and his ''chump'' daughter for the rest of our lives...!
->'''Jafar:''' No, Iago. Only until she finds a ''chump'' husband. Then, she'll have us banished. ''Or beheaded!''
->''(both wince at the thought)''
->'''Iago:''' ''(gets an idea)'' Oh, wait a minute! Wait a minute! Jafar, what if ''you'' were the chump husband?
->'''Jafar:''' ''What?!''
->'''Iago:''' Okay, okay! ''You'' marry the princess, alright? An-And, uh, then ''you'' become the Sultan!
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}}''

->'''Don:''' Aw, come on, Scott. I don't want you to think of me as your new dad. After all, we're fraternity brothers first!
->'''Squishy:''' This is so weird.
->'''Don:''' Just think of me as your big brother that's marrying your mother! Wait, hold on... We're brothers who share the same mom/wife! ''(beat)'' That's worse.
-->--''WesternAnimation/MonstersUniversity''
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[[folder: Film – Live-Action]]
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-> ''During class... All I could see was you. So I couldn't really see the- '''Ah.'''''

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-> ''During class... '' All I could see was you. So ''So I couldn't really see the- '''Ah.'''''

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->''"I say 'mistress', I mean don't I mean we... well I don't mean I... er, well... I mean I ''serve'' her."'' ({{Beat}}) ''"No, no, I mean, um, I try to give her satisfaction, I- Oh, form your own opinion."''
-->-- '''Lurcio''', ''Film/UpPompeii''




->''"I say 'mistress', I mean don't I mean we... well I don't mean I... er, well... I mean I ''serve'' her."'' ({{Beat}}) ''"No, no, I mean, um, I try to give her satisfaction, I- Oh, form your own opinion."''
-->-- '''Lurcio''', ''Film/UpPompeii''



-->--''Series/{{Dexter}}''

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-->--''Series/{{Dexter}}''
-->--''Series/{{Dexter}}'', "I Had a Dream"



-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho''

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-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho''
''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Eleventh Hour"



-->-- ''Series/{{Friends}}''

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-->-- ''Series/{{Friends}}''
''Series/{{Friends}}'', "The One With The Baby Shower"



->''"It's grinding time, Nepgear. Hope your butt's clenched. ''Aaand I just realized that can mean something ''entirely different.''''"''
-->--''Noble, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlMhjg3yH30&t=1362s from his Let's Play]] of [[VideoGame/HyperdimensionNeptuniaMk2 Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 2 Sisters Generation]] (he's talking about LevelGrinding)''




->''"Alright, it starts off with me on a TV screen, and it looks like... my little loli girl is turning me on. Alright... ''({{Beat}})'' We're not gonna comment about what I just said there."''
-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsGKrLHOxr2113efbnkp5MA Noble]] describing a video clip of [[Manga/EngagedToTheUnidentified a young-looking anime girl turning on a TV]] that had been edited to have Noble appear on the TV.


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->''"Alright, it starts off with me on a TV screen, and it looks like... my little loli girl is turning me on. Alright... ''({{Beat}})'' We're not gonna comment about what I just said there."''
-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsGKrLHOxr2113efbnkp5MA Noble]] describing a video clip of [[Manga/EngagedToTheUnidentified a young-looking anime girl turning on a TV]] that had been edited to have Noble appear on the TV.

->''"It's grinding time, Nepgear. Hope your butt's clenched. ''Aaand I just realized that can mean something ''entirely different.''''"''
-->--''Noble, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlMhjg3yH30&t=1362s from his Let's Play]] of [[VideoGame/HyperdimensionNeptuniaMk2 Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 2 Sisters Generation]] (he's talking about LevelGrinding)''

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->'''Ducky:''' Muscle soreness?\\
'''Tony:''' Only when I move or breathe.\\
'''Ducky:''' Yes, clearly you haven't quite recovered from your bout with ''Y. pestis''. You need a rest.\\
'''Tony:''' No, I need to get back to work, Ducky.\\
'''Kate:''' Damn it, Tony. I should just take you home and get you in bed. ''[Ducky and Tony look at Kate]'' Okay, that didn't come out the way I intended.
-->-- ''Series/{{NCIS}}'', "[[Recap/NCISS02E23 Twilight]]"

->"I'll... get wood... ''at the tree!'' [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Tree wood!]]"
-->-- '''Sagi''', ''VideoGame/BatenKaitos Origins''

->'''Frylock:''' Just help me roll this into the garage.\\
'''Master Shake:''' Why don't you help me suck it?\\
(beat)\\
'''Master Shake:''' ...Wait a minute, that backfired.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce''

->'''Steven:''' Hey! Look, you have Rose Quartz, why bother with him? He's worthless!\\
'''Lars:''' [[SarcasmMode Thanks a lot, Steven]].\\
'''Steven:''' [[DiggingYourselfDeeper No, I meant like worth less, not worthless like relative to me?]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'', "Stuck Together"

->'''Ichikawa''': [''Trying to explain to Yamada that [[HugeSchoolgirl she was blocking his sight during class.]]''] During class... All I could see was you. So I can't really see the- '''Ah.'''
-->-- ''Manga/TheDangersInMyHeart''

->'''Lelouch:''' That pussy's got my head's protection! Wow. That did not come out right. ''[falls into a bush]'' Well this figures. I'm supposed to be chasing pussy but instead I'm stuck in the bush. ''[{{Beat}}]'' What is wrong with me today! ''[finds Suzaku]'' Suzaku, what are you doing here?\\
'''Suzaku:''' I'm here to kick ass. ''[hears meow]'' Now let's go take care of your pussy problem!\\
'''Lelouch:''' Well, at least, it's not just me.
-->-- ''WebVideo/CodeMENT'' [[note]]A cat stole his helmet[[/note]]

->"Let's do it! The levels, I mean, not sex."
-->-- '''Jeff''', ''Film/GrandmasBoy2006''

->'''Ross:''' ''(comes in red-faced, sweating, and out of breath)'' Hey.\\
'''Phoebe:''' Hey. Why are you all red and sweaty?\\
'''Ross:''' I just bamboozled Chandler!\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Ross:''' ...which is not a sexual thing.
-->-- ''Series/{{Friends}}''

->"Mary...I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy!"
-->-- '''Lloyd Christmas''', ''Film/DumbAndDumber''

->''"Even ''look'' in her general direction again and you will learn in the worst of ways that I have some hard spots, too...that came out wrong. [[SubvertedTrope Or]] [[BlackComedyRape did it?]]''"
-->-- '''Wade Wilson''', ''Film/Deadpool2016''

->"Yes, ''Rosebud Frozen Peas: Full of country goodness and green pea-ness...Wait, that's terrible. I quit."''
-->-- '''Creator/OrsonWelles''' (voiced by Creator/MauriceLaMarche), ''WesternAnimation/TheCritic''

->'''Ryuk:''' [[MonsterRoommate Tell you what -- I need a place to stay.]] [[FreudianSlip If you let me bunk with you maybe we can experiment together.]] [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial W-with the Death Note. Not each other. You're a sick little girl, you know that?!]]\\
'''Light:''' But I'm a boy!\\
'''Ryuk:''' ''Riiight.''
-->-- ''WebVideo/DeathNoteTheAbridgedSeriesKpts4tv''

->''"If you need something under the table... I'm your guy. ''({{beat}})'' That didn't come out right."''
-->--''Series/{{Dexter}}''

->'''Amy Pond:''' You're worse than my aunt!\\
'''Eleventh Doctor:''' I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than ''everybody's'' aunt! ''[{{beat}}]'' And that is ''not'' how I'm introducing myself.
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho''

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->'''Ducky:''' Muscle soreness?\\
'''Tony:''' Only when I move or breathe.\\
'''Ducky:''' Yes, clearly you haven't quite recovered from your bout with ''Y. pestis''. You need a rest.\\
'''Tony:''' No, I need to get back to work, Ducky.\\
'''Kate:''' Damn it, Tony. I should just take you home and get you in bed. ''[Ducky and Tony look at Kate]'' Okay, that didn't come out the way I intended.
-->-- ''Series/{{NCIS}}'', "[[Recap/NCISS02E23 Twilight]]"

->"I'll... get wood... ''at the tree!'' [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Tree wood!]]"
-->-- '''Sagi''', ''VideoGame/BatenKaitos Origins''

->'''Frylock:''' Just help me roll this into the garage.\\
'''Master Shake:''' Why don't you help me suck it?\\
(beat)\\
'''Master Shake:''' ...Wait a minute, that backfired.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce''

->'''Steven:''' Hey! Look, you have Rose Quartz, why bother with him? He's worthless!\\
'''Lars:''' [[SarcasmMode Thanks a lot, Steven]].\\
'''Steven:''' [[DiggingYourselfDeeper No, I meant like worth less, not worthless like relative to me?]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'', "Stuck Together"

->'''Ichikawa''': [''Trying to explain to Yamada that [[HugeSchoolgirl she was blocking his sight during class.]]''] During
[[foldercontrol]]
[[folder: Anime & Manga]]
-> ''During
class... All I could see was you. So I can't couldn't really see the- '''Ah.'''
'''''
-->-- ''Manga/TheDangersInMyHeart''

->'''Lelouch:''' That pussy's got my head's protection! Wow. That did not come out right. ''[falls into a bush]'' Well this figures. I'm supposed
'''Kyotaro Ichikawa''', ''Manga/TheDangersInMyHeart'', Chapter 41, Episode 7. Trying to be chasing pussy but instead I'm stuck in the bush. ''[{{Beat}}]'' What is wrong with me today! ''[finds Suzaku]'' Suzaku, what are explain to Yamada that [[HugeSchoolgirl she was blocking his sight during class.]]

->'''Senpai:''' I don't know where
you doing here?\\
'''Suzaku:''' I'm here to kick ass. ''[hears meow]'' Now let's go take care of your pussy problem!\\
'''Lelouch:''' Well, at least,
get off--\\
'''Nagatoro:''' ''Go on...''\\
'''Senpai:''' Let me try again...
-->-- ''Manga/DontToyWithMeMissNagatoro'' anime, Episode 1
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[[folder: Comics]]
->'''[[Franchise/{{Superman}} Clark Kent]]:''' [[ComicBook/{{Zatanna}} She]] has a '''clause''' in her contract, no magical powers,
it's not just me.
-->-- ''WebVideo/CodeMENT'' [[note]]A cat stole his helmet[[/note]]

->"Let's do it! The levels, I mean, not sex."
-->-- '''Jeff''', ''Film/GrandmasBoy2006''

->'''Ross:''' ''(comes
all magician's '''craft'''. And she's good. '''[[Franchise/TheFlash Barry]]''', when he was alive, he told me even '''he''' couldn't see how she did some of the tricks. And this '''wasn't''' even on stage, this was in red-faced, sweating, and out of breath)'' Hey.the Satellite on the JLA table. Close up.\\
'''Phoebe:''' Hey. Why are '''ComicBook/LoisLane:''' '''Why''' does that sound dirtier than you all red and sweaty?\\
'''Ross:'''
intended it to?\\
'''Clark Kent:''' (annoyed) '''Rao'''...
I just bamboozled Chandler!\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Ross:''' ...which is not a sexual thing.
have no idea, Lois, '''why''' does it?
-->-- ''Series/{{Friends}}''

->"Mary...
''ComicBook/TheComingOfAtlas''

->'''Kamala''': So...
I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy!"
know we haven't known each other that long and if it was anybody else I wouldn't even ask this, but... would you... you know... show me ''yours''?
->'''Kamran''': Huh?!
->'''Kamala''': Oh my God, no! Your powers! I meant would you show me your ''powers''!
->'''Kamran''': Well this got awkward fast.
-->-- '''Lloyd Christmas''', ''Film/DumbAndDumber''

->''"Even ''look'' in her general direction again and you will learn in the worst of ways that I have some hard spots, too...that came out wrong. [[SubvertedTrope Or]] [[BlackComedyRape did it?]]''"
-->-- '''Wade Wilson''', ''Film/Deadpool2016''

->"Yes, ''Rosebud Frozen Peas: Full of country goodness and green pea-ness...Wait, that's terrible. I quit."''
-->-- '''Creator/OrsonWelles''' (voiced by Creator/MauriceLaMarche), ''WesternAnimation/TheCritic''

->'''Ryuk:''' [[MonsterRoommate Tell you what -- I need a place to stay.]] [[FreudianSlip If you let me bunk with you maybe we can experiment together.]] [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial W-with the Death Note. Not each other. You're a sick little girl, you know that?!]]\\
'''Light:''' But I'm a boy!\\
'''Ryuk:''' ''Riiight.''
-->-- ''WebVideo/DeathNoteTheAbridgedSeriesKpts4tv''

->''"If you need something under the table... I'm your guy. ''({{beat}})'' That didn't come out right."''
-->--''Series/{{Dexter}}''

->'''Amy Pond:''' You're worse than my aunt!\\
'''Eleventh Doctor:''' I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than ''everybody's'' aunt! ''[{{beat}}]'' And that is ''not'' how I'm introducing myself.
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho''
''ComicBook/MsMarvel2014'', #14
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Fan Works]]



->'''Female!Commander Shepard:''' ''([[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5A-JaAHmw4&t=91s discussing]] '[[BoldlyComing sparring]]')'' So when should I book the room?\\
'''Garrus Vakarian:''' I'd wait if you're OK with it. Disrupt the crew a little as possible, and take that last chance to find some calm just before the storm. You know me, I always like to savor that last shot before popping the heat sink.\\
''(A {{Beat}} persists as Shepard gives Garrus a knowing smirk.)''\\
'''Garrus Vakarian:''' Wait... that metaphor just went somewhere ''horrible''.
-->-- ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''

->'''Sherman Klump''': Pardon me ladies and gentlemen, but I cannot go on living unless I have this man inside me right now!\\
'''Dean Richmond''': Steady, sailor.
-->-- ''Film/{{The Nutty Professor|1996}}''




->'''Aaron Rodgers''': WILSON, I WILL PERSONALLY BEAT YOUR DICK OFF!\\
'''Jay Cutler''': [[LampshadeHanging That's a poor choice of words for you, Rodgers.]]
-->--''Website/NFLQuarterbacksOnFacebook''

->''"It's grinding time, Nepgear. Hope your butt's clenched. ''Aaand I just realized that can mean something ''entirely different.''''"''
-->--''Noble, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlMhjg3yH30&t=1362s from his Let's Play]] of [[VideoGame/HyperdimensionNeptuniaMk2 Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 2 Sisters Generation]] (he's talking about LevelGrinding)''

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\n->'''Aaron Rodgers''': WILSON, [[/folder]]

[[folder: Film]]
->'''Anna:''' You are such a child.\\
'''Nick:''' A sexy child. ''(beat)'' Wait...
-->--''Film/AnnaAndTheApocalypse''

->'''Doctor''': Now we're alone, er, try an' remember exactly what happened.
->'''Professor Crump''': ''Well''...
I WILL PERSONALLY BEAT YOUR DICK OFF!\\
'''Jay Cutler''': [[LampshadeHanging That's
got into bed, and Miss Vooshka... turned out the light.
->'''Doctor''': So, you were in bed with
a poor choice of words for you, Rodgers.]]
-->--''Website/NFLQuarterbacksOnFacebook''

->''"It's grinding time, Nepgear. Hope
Miss Vooshka?
->'''Professor Crump''': Yeah- ''no''. I was up the other end.
-->-- ''Film/CarryOnBehind''

->'''Fritz''': Good evening, Fraulein. And how far do you go?
->'''Dumdum''': Eh?!
->'''Lieutenant Coles''': As far as Berlin.
-->-- ''Script/CarryOnEscaping''

->'''Warden Hodges''': Who do you think you are?
->'''Captain Mainwaring''': We're the Local Defense Volunteers, and I'm their appointed commander, Captain Mainwaring, and I must ask you to keep
your butt's clenched. ''Aaand I just realized hands off my Privates.
-->-- ''Film/DadsArmy1971''

->''"Even ''look'' in her general direction again and you will learn in the worst of ways
that can I have some hard spots, too...that came out wrong. [[SubvertedTrope Or]] [[BlackComedyRape did it?]]''"
-->-- '''Wade Wilson''', ''Film/Deadpool2016''

->"Mary...I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy!"
-->-- '''Lloyd Christmas''', ''Film/DumbAndDumber''

->"Let's do it! The levels, I mean, not sex."
-->-- '''Jeff''', ''Film/GrandmasBoy2006''

->'''Sherman Klump''': Pardon me ladies and gentlemen, but I cannot go on living unless I have this man inside me right now!\\
'''Dean Richmond''': Steady, sailor.
-->-- ''Film/{{The Nutty Professor|1996}}''

->''"The point is, you see, the landlady's absolutely as deaf as a post. They couldn't be more perfect. You have to write everything down for her. Well, there's no use banging on her door or anything like that. I banged away for ''hours'' yesterday."'' ({{Beat}}) ''"Nothing happened."''
-->-- '''Mervyn Hughes''', ''Film/RaisingTheWind''

->''"I say 'mistress', I
mean something ''entirely different.''''"''
-->--''Noble, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlMhjg3yH30&t=1362s from his Let's Play]] of [[VideoGame/HyperdimensionNeptuniaMk2 Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 2 Sisters Generation]] (he's talking about LevelGrinding)''
don't I mean we... well I don't mean I... er, well... I mean I ''serve'' her."'' ({{Beat}}) ''"No, no, I mean, um, I try to give her satisfaction, I- Oh, form your own opinion."''
-->-- '''Lurcio''', ''Film/UpPompeii''

->'''Onlooker 1''': Do you have a ''child'' in that bag?\\
'''Tom''': No. ''({{beat}})'' I mean, yes, it's a child, but it's not mine.\\
'''Onlooker 2''': ...''it's not your child?''
-->-- ''Film/SonicTheHedgehog2020''
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[[folder:Live Action TV]]



->'''LetsPlay/{{Chuggaaconroy}}''': Whoa! [[VideoGameLives 2 or 3-up]], my ''ass''!\\
'''LetsPlay/ProtonJon''': You might want to rephrase that one.
-->-- LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys [[http://youtu.be/HvyxJz5YaOk?t=5m31s playing]] ''VideoGame/NewSuperMarioBrosU''

->''"Put my nut in your mouth and bite hard! I don't give a shit how that sounds, I'm in a Care Bears movie!"''
-->-- '''WebVideo/NostalgiaCritic''' regarding the climax of Care Bears Nutcracker

->'''Rich Lambert:''' "What we ended up settling on is that the older, wiser, more powerful a Telvanni wizard is, the more overgrown, the larger their mushroom tower is."\\
'''Jessica Folsom:''' "So literally size is a measure of power."\\
'''Rich:''' "Oh, I'm glad ''you'' said that."
-->-- An episode of ''[[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsOnline ESO Live]]''

-> "I don't want that on my conscience that I exposed a young child to dick. (starts laughing) [[LampshadeHanging That came out so fucking wrong!]]"
-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCh0SxnImUvpWs_ZfEoyhkMA Etika]], from his reaction to ''Film/DeathNote2017'' regarding how everyone who hasn't watched the ''Death Note'' anime should leave, as he doesn't want their first experience with it to be this movie, which was previously described as being dick.

->''"No, you have to listen to me! I know they're the guys who've given you everything you've ever wanted and I'm just the guy who destroyed your lifelong dream, but you have to listen to me! ''(beat)'' Boy, that came out wrong."''
-->-- '''Timmy Turner''', ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'', "School's Out! The Musical"

->''"Alright, it starts off with me on a TV screen, and it looks like... my little loli girl is turning me on. Alright... ''({{Beat}})'' We're not gonna comment about what I just said there."''
-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsGKrLHOxr2113efbnkp5MA Noble]] describing a video clip of [[Manga/EngagedToTheUnidentified a young-looking anime girl turning on a TV]] that had been edited to have Noble appear on the TV

->'''Oona:''' Almost got special dinner for you! Saw it while exercising Lancer, but it fell in drink. Two humans, since you said you had one back in city and liked it best of all.
->'''The Monster in the Darknes:''' [[ToServeMan That]] is... not what I meant at all.
-->-- ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'' [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1037.html shows what happens]] when this trope [[DelayedReaction isn't caught quickly]]

->''"Dude, we can see it bending and wobbling all over! Put that thing away! (beat) Wow...I could have worded that better."''
-->-- '''The Smeghead''', ''WebVideo/CinematicExcrement'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdtnYC-j6Iw Episode 95, Part 2]]: ''Film/ReadyToRumble'', on Vampiro attacking Wrestling/{{Sting}} with a rubber hose that was meant to look like a lead pipe

->''So how '''did''' [[Film/IronMan Tony]] know Peter Parker was Spider-Man? Did he just break into every teenage boy's bedroom in New York until he got lucky? Oh, wait, hang on, that sounded '''really''' bad.''
-->-- '''WebVideo/HonestTrailers''', on ''Film/CaptainAmericaCivilWar''

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->'''LetsPlay/{{Chuggaaconroy}}''': Whoa! [[VideoGameLives 2 or 3-up]], my ''ass''!\\
'''LetsPlay/ProtonJon''': You might want to rephrase that one.
-->-- LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys [[http://youtu.be/HvyxJz5YaOk?t=5m31s playing]] ''VideoGame/NewSuperMarioBrosU''

->''"Put my nut in
-> '''Felicity:''' It feels really good having you inside me. [Beat]. And by you, I mean your mouth and bite hard! voice. And by inside me, I don't give a shit how that sounds, mean my ear....I'm in a Care Bears movie!"''
-->-- '''WebVideo/NostalgiaCritic''' regarding the climax of Care Bears Nutcracker

->'''Rich Lambert:''' "What we ended up settling on is that the older, wiser, more powerful a Telvanni wizard is, the more overgrown, the larger their mushroom tower is."\\
'''Jessica Folsom:''' "So literally size is a measure of power."\\
'''Rich:''' "Oh, I'm glad ''you'' said that."
-->-- An episode of ''[[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsOnline ESO Live]]''

going to stop talking right now.
-> "I don't want that on my conscience that I exposed a young child to dick. (starts laughing) [[LampshadeHanging '''Oliver:''' That came out so fucking wrong!]]"
-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCh0SxnImUvpWs_ZfEoyhkMA Etika]], from his reaction to ''Film/DeathNote2017'' regarding how everyone who hasn't watched the ''Death Note'' anime should leave, as he doesn't want their first experience with it to
would be this movie, which was previously described as being dick.

->''"No, you have to listen to me! I know they're the guys who've given you everything you've ever wanted and I'm just the guy who destroyed your lifelong dream, but you have to listen to me! ''(beat)'' Boy, that came out wrong."''
-->-- '''Timmy Turner''', ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'', "School's Out! The Musical"

->''"Alright, it starts off with me on a TV screen, and it looks like...
my little loli girl is turning me on. Alright... ''({{Beat}})'' We're not gonna comment about what I just said there."''
-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsGKrLHOxr2113efbnkp5MA Noble]] describing a video clip of [[Manga/EngagedToTheUnidentified a young-looking anime girl turning on a TV]] that had been edited to have Noble appear on the TV

->'''Oona:''' Almost got special dinner for you! Saw it while exercising Lancer, but it fell in drink. Two humans, since you said you had one back in city and liked it best of all.
->'''The Monster in the Darknes:''' [[ToServeMan That]] is... not what I meant at all.
-->-- ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'' [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1037.html shows what happens]] when this trope [[DelayedReaction isn't caught quickly]]

->''"Dude, we can see it bending and wobbling all over! Put that thing away! (beat) Wow...I could have worded that better."''
-->-- '''The Smeghead''', ''WebVideo/CinematicExcrement'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdtnYC-j6Iw Episode 95, Part 2]]: ''Film/ReadyToRumble'', on Vampiro attacking Wrestling/{{Sting}} with a rubber hose that was meant to look like a lead pipe

->''So how '''did''' [[Film/IronMan Tony]] know Peter Parker was Spider-Man? Did he just break into every teenage boy's bedroom in New York until he got lucky? Oh, wait, hang on, that sounded '''really''' bad.''
-->-- '''WebVideo/HonestTrailers''', on ''Film/CaptainAmericaCivilWar''
preference.
-->--''Series/{{Arrow}}'', "The Undertaking''



-->-- ''Series/{{Community}}'', "Advanced Gay"

-> '''Felicity:''' It feels really good having you inside me. [Beat]. And by you, I mean your voice. And by inside me, I mean my ear....I'm going to stop talking right now.
-> '''Oliver:''' That would be my preference.
-->--''Series/{{Arrow}}'', "The Undertaking"

->''OK, you suck. You are sucking all the fun out of this! I'm the only one who sucks here, boy--that came out wrong.''
-->-- '''Future Imperfect Cell''', ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

->'''[[CampStraight Zarbon]]:''' I thought I could take (Vegeta), but he really tore up my insides and...I--no, I mean, he--[[DiggingYourselfDeeper he blew out my backside]]...DAMN IT!\\
'''Dodoria:''' It's fine, you're catchin' it now.\\
'''Zarbon:''' But I'm so used to pitching! (''sobs'')\\
'''[[StraightGay Burter]]:''' For me, he just slammed me deep in the throat! ...what? [[TheGadfly I'm doing these on purpose! I'm gay as sunshine!]]\\
'''Jeice:''' Suave! (''high-fives Burter'')
-->-- ''WebAnimation/{{HFIL}}'' episode 2, "Sharing Circles of Hell"

to:

-->-- ''Series/{{Community}}'', "Advanced Gay"

-> '''Felicity:''' It feels really good having
Gay''

->''"If
you inside me. [Beat]. And by you, I mean your voice. And by inside me, I mean my ear....need something under the table... I'm going to stop talking right now.
-> '''Oliver:'''
your guy. ''({{beat}})'' That would be my preference.
-->--''Series/{{Arrow}}'', "The Undertaking"

->''OK, you suck. You are sucking all the fun
didn't come out of this! right."''
-->--''Series/{{Dexter}}''

->'''Amy Pond:''' You're worse than my aunt!\\
'''Eleventh Doctor:'''
I'm the only one who sucks here, boy--that came out wrong.''
Doctor, I'm worse than ''everybody's'' aunt! ''[{{beat}}]'' And that is ''not'' how I'm introducing myself.
-->-- '''Future Imperfect Cell''', ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

->'''[[CampStraight Zarbon]]:''' I thought I could take (Vegeta), but he really tore up my insides and...I--no, I mean, he--[[DiggingYourselfDeeper he blew
''Series/DoctorWho''

->'''Ross:''' ''(comes in red-faced, sweating, and
out my backside]]...DAMN IT!\\
'''Dodoria:''' It's fine, you're catchin' it now.
of breath)'' Hey.\\
'''Zarbon:''' But '''Phoebe:''' Hey. Why are you all red and sweaty?\\
'''Ross:''' I just bamboozled Chandler!\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Ross:''' ...which is not a sexual thing.
-->-- ''Series/{{Friends}}''

->'''Joel''': We'll round up some Jews for you, Rabbi.\\
'''Moishe''': Don't say, "Round up Jews."\\
'''Joel''': I know. It sounded wrong.
-->-- ''Series/TheMarvelousMrsMaisel''

->'''Ducky:''' Muscle soreness?\\
'''Tony:''' Only when I move or breathe.\\
'''Ducky:''' Yes, clearly you haven't quite recovered from your bout with ''Y. pestis''. You need a rest.\\
'''Tony:''' No, I need to get back to work, Ducky.\\
'''Kate:''' Damn it, Tony. I should just take you home and get you in bed. ''[Ducky and Tony look at Kate]'' Okay, that didn't come out the way I intended.
-->-- ''Series/{{NCIS}}'', "[[Recap/NCISS02E23 Twilight]]"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Video Games]]
->"I'll... get wood... ''at the tree!'' [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Tree wood!]]"
-->-- '''Sagi''', ''VideoGame/BatenKaitos Origins''

->''"Oh, hi! I was just looking for a staff I misplaced. It grows really big when you hold it, and... I suddenly just realized how inappropriate that sounds."''
-->-- '''Catara''', ''VideoGame/CrushCrush''

->'''Rich Lambert:''' "What we ended up settling on is that the older, wiser, more powerful a Telvanni wizard is, the more overgrown, the larger their mushroom tower is."\\
'''Jessica Folsom:''' "So literally size is a measure of power."\\
'''Rich:''' "Oh,
I'm so used to pitching! (''sobs'')\\
'''[[StraightGay Burter]]:''' For me, he just slammed me deep in the throat! ...what? [[TheGadfly I'm doing these on purpose! I'm gay as sunshine!]]\\
'''Jeice:''' Suave! (''high-fives Burter'')
glad ''you'' said that."
-->-- ''WebAnimation/{{HFIL}}'' An episode 2, "Sharing Circles of Hell"
''[[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsOnline ESO Live]]''

->'''Female!Commander Shepard:''' ''([[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5A-JaAHmw4&t=91s discussing]] '[[BoldlyComing sparring]]')'' So when should I book the room?\\
'''Garrus Vakarian:''' I'd wait if you're OK with it. Disrupt the crew a little as possible, and take that last chance to find some calm just before the storm. You know me, I always like to savor that last shot before popping the heat sink.\\
''(A {{Beat}} persists as Shepard gives Garrus a knowing smirk.)''\\
'''Garrus Vakarian:''' Wait... that metaphor just went somewhere ''horrible''.
-->-- ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''

->'''LetsPlay/{{Chuggaaconroy}}''': Whoa! [[VideoGameLives 2 or 3-up]], my ''ass''!\\
'''LetsPlay/ProtonJon''': You might want to rephrase that one.
-->-- LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys [[http://youtu.be/HvyxJz5YaOk?t=5m31s playing]] ''VideoGame/NewSuperMarioBrosU''




->'''Onlooker 1''': Do you have a ''child'' in that bag?\\
'''Tom''': No. ''({{beat}})'' I mean, yes, it's a child, but it's not mine.\\
'''Onlooker 2''': ...''it's not your child?''
-->-- ''Film/SonicTheHedgehog2020''

->'''Institute for Social Ecology''' (June 22): The left must be feminized--by force if necessary.\\
'''Institute for Social Ecology''' (June 24): We have been made aware that this means something else outside of the context of feminist politics.
-->--[[https://twitter.com/InstSocEcology/status/1275847605784924160 InstSocEcology]] on Website/{{Twitter}}

->'''Screenwriter''': [[ItMakesSenseInContext Janet is going to make Ghost feel better by using her (Janet's) fingers]].\\
'''Producer''': ''(excited)'' Ohhh!\\
'''Screenwriter''': Not like that.\\
'''Producer''' ''(disappointed)'' Oh.
-->-- ''WebVideo/ScreenRantPitchMeetings'' episode for ''Film/AntManAndTheWasp''

to:

\n->'''Onlooker 1''': Do [[/folder]]

[[folder: Visual Novels]]
->'''MC:''' What do
you have a ''child'' in that bag?\\
'''Tom''': No. ''({{beat}})''
like seeing other people wear?
->'''Cove:''' Nothing!
->''You couldn't help giggling at that. ''
->'''Cove:''' Come on, that's not what I meant!
-->--''VisualNovel/OurLifeBeginningsAndAlways''
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Web Animation]]
->'''[[CampStraight Zarbon]]:''' I thought I could take (Vegeta), but he really tore up my insides and...I--no,
I mean, yes, it's a child, but it's not mine.he--[[DiggingYourselfDeeper he blew out my backside]]...DAMN IT!\\
'''Dodoria:''' It's fine, you're catchin' it now.
\\
'''Onlooker 2''': ...''it's not your child?''
'''Zarbon:''' But I'm so used to pitching! (''sobs'')\\
'''[[StraightGay Burter]]:''' For me, he just slammed me deep in the throat! ...what? [[TheGadfly I'm doing these on purpose! I'm gay as sunshine!]]\\
'''Jeice:''' Suave! (''high-fives Burter'')
-->-- ''Film/SonicTheHedgehog2020''

->'''Institute for Social Ecology''' (June 22): The left must be feminized--by force if necessary.
''WebAnimation/{{HFIL}}'' episode 2, "Sharing Circles of Hell"

->'''Amelia Watson:''' I don't know how to- how to- This is gonna sound weird.
\\
'''Institute for Social Ecology''' (June 24): We have been made aware that this means something else outside of the context of feminist politics.
-->--[[https://twitter.com/InstSocEcology/status/1275847605784924160 InstSocEcology]] on Website/{{Twitter}}

->'''Screenwriter''': [[ItMakesSenseInContext Janet is going to make Ghost feel better by using her (Janet's) fingers]].
'''Calliope Mori:''' Yeah?\\
'''Ame:''' I don't know how to- I don't know if I should say it.
\\
'''Producer''': ''(excited)'' Ohhh!\\
'''Screenwriter''': Not like that.
'''Calli:''' Oh?\\
'''Ame:''' ''[snickering]'' I don't know how to [[https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/impregnable impregnate]] your fortress.
\\
'''Producer''' ''(disappointed)'' Oh.
'''Both:''' ''[laugh]''\\
'''Calli:''' "Storm my castle"?\\
'''Ame:''' Yeah, that's a good way to put it, I guess.\\
'''Calli:''' It's okay, people will still take it out of context no matter what you do, unfortunately.
-->-- ''WebVideo/ScreenRantPitchMeetings'' episode for ''Film/AntManAndTheWasp''
[[WebAnimation/{{Hololive}} Amelia Watson and Calliope Mori]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BhqaJSimhA&t=2784s playing]] checkers



->'''Amelia Watson:''' I don't know how to- how to- This is gonna sound weird.\\
'''Calliope Mori:''' Yeah?\\
'''Ame:''' I don't know how to- I don't know if I should say it.\\
'''Calli:''' Oh?\\
'''Ame:''' ''[snickering]'' I don't know how to [[https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/impregnable impregnate]] your fortress.\\
'''Both:''' ''[laugh]''\\
'''Calli:''' "Storm my castle"?\\
'''Ame:''' Yeah, that's a good way to put it, I guess.\\
'''Calli:''' It's okay, people will still take it out of context no matter what you do, unfortunately.
-->-- [[WebAnimation/{{Hololive}} Amelia Watson and Calliope Mori]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BhqaJSimhA&t=2784s playing]] checkers



->''"Oh, hi! I was just looking for a staff I misplaced. It grows really big when you hold it, and... I suddenly just realized how inappropriate that sounds."''
-->-- '''Catara''', ''VideoGame/CrushCrush''

->'''[[Franchise/{{Superman}} Clark Kent]]:''' [[ComicBook/{{Zatanna}} She]] has a '''clause''' in her contract, no magical powers, it's all magician's '''craft'''. And she's good. '''[[Franchise/TheFlash Barry]]''', when he was alive, he told me even '''he''' couldn't see how she did some of the tricks. And this '''wasn't''' even on stage, this was in the Satellite on the JLA table. Close up.\\
'''ComicBook/LoisLane:''' '''Why''' does that sound dirtier than you intended it to?\\
'''Clark Kent:''' (annoyed) '''Rao'''... I have no idea, Lois, '''why''' does it?
-->-- ''ComicBook/TheComingOfAtlas''

->'''Joel''': We'll round up some Jews for you, Rabbi.\\
'''Moishe''': Don't say, "Round up Jews."\\
'''Joel''': I know. It sounded wrong.
-->-- ''Series/TheMarvelousMrsMaisel''

->''"Hatterene craves a banana, [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything so it's a good thing that Mr. Beast is ready and willing to give Hatterene his bana-]]"''\\
''([[https://www.youtube.com/@Sophist Sophist]] pauses, then deletes and rewrites a chunk of the script)''\\
''"Mr. Beast heals Hatterene."''
-->-- "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUPS-vBZfoc Miitopia is Stupid]]"

->'''Senpai:''' I don't know where you get off--\\
'''Nagatoro:''' ''Go on...''\\
'''Senpai:''' Let me try again...
-->-- ''Manga/DontToyWithMeMissNagatoro'' anime, Episode 1

->'''Pim''': I love helping kids, Charlie! I love kids, Charlie! '''I LOVE KIIIIDS!'''
->'''Charlie''': Um, Pim? I would really not be screaming that at the top of my lungs.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SmilingFriends''

->'''Kamala''': So...I know we haven't known each other that long and if it was anybody else I wouldn't even ask this, but... would you... you know... show me ''yours''?
->'''Kamran''': Huh?!
->'''Kamala''': Oh my God, no! Your powers! I meant would you show me your ''powers''!
->'''Kamran''': Well this got awkward fast.
-->-- ''ComicBook/MsMarvel2014'', #14

->'''Fritz''': Good evening, Fraulein. And how far do you go?
->'''Dumdum''': Eh?!
->'''Lieutenant Coles''': As far as Berlin.
-->-- ''Script/CarryOnEscaping''

->''I'm not a furry, I just like cats. It annoys me how I can't talk about fucking cats- wait, not ''fucking'' cats-''
-->-- WebVideo/{{Alpharad}} playing ''VideoGame/BowsersFury''.




->''The only ice cream we want is the ice cream of justice! That sounded better in my head!''
-->-- '''WesternAnimation/{{Wordgirl}}'''

->''"I say 'mistress', I mean don't I mean we... well I don't mean I... er, well... I mean I ''serve'' her."'' ({{Beat}}) ''"No, no, I mean, um, I try to give her satisfaction, I- Oh, form your own opinion."''
-->-- '''Lurcio''', ''Film/UpPompeii''

->'''Warden Hodges''': Who do you think you are?
->'''Captain Mainwaring''': We're the Local Defense Volunteers, and I'm their appointed commander, Captain Mainwaring, and I must ask you to keep your hands off my Privates.
-->-- ''Film/DadsArmy1971''

->'''MC:''' What do you like seeing other people wear?
->'''Cove:''' Nothing!
->''You couldn't help giggling at that. ''
->'''Cove:''' Come on, that's not what I meant!
-->--''VisualNovel/OurLifeBeginningsAndAlways''

->''And now to sneak into a child's bedroom--oh my ''god'', I just heard myself...''
-->--'''Emperor Belos''', ''[[WebVideo/{{Tomotasauce}} The Owl House Abridged]]'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmGhn08QKWY "The Collector's Stupid Puppet"]]

->'''Anna:''' You are such a child.\\
'''Nick:''' A sexy child. ''(beat)'' Wait...
-->--''Film/AnnaAndTheApocalypse''

->''"The point is, you see, the landlady's absolutely as deaf as a post. They couldn't be more perfect. You have to write everything down for her. Well, there's no use banging on her door or anything like that. I banged away for ''hours'' yesterday."'' ({{Beat}}) ''"Nothing happened."''
-->-- '''Mervyn Hughes''', ''Film/RaisingTheWind''

->'''Doctor''': Now we're alone, er, try an' remember exactly what happened.
->'''Professor Crump''': ''Well''... I got into bed, and Miss Vooshka... turned out the light.
->'''Doctor''': So, you were in bed with a Miss Vooshka?
->'''Professor Crump''': Yeah- ''no''. I was up the other end.
-->-- ''Film/CarryOnBehind''

->''Yeah, my cheek was not good. I think I had to spread 'em out a little more... That was awful. Do not include that.''
-->-- '''[[https://www.youtube.com/@TCNick3 TCNick3]]''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSwuJQp84Eg I Foolishly Attempted a Mario Party Nuzlocke]]"

to:

\n->''The only ice cream we want is [[/folder]]

[[folder: Webcomics]]
->'''Oona:''' Almost got special dinner for you! Saw it while exercising Lancer, but it fell in drink. Two humans, since you said you had one back in city and liked it best of all.
->'''The Monster in
the ice cream of justice! That sounded better in my head!''
-->-- '''WesternAnimation/{{Wordgirl}}'''

->''"I say 'mistress', I mean don't I mean we... well I don't mean I... er, well... I mean I ''serve'' her."'' ({{Beat}}) ''"No, no, I mean, um, I try to give her satisfaction, I- Oh, form your own opinion."''
-->-- '''Lurcio''', ''Film/UpPompeii''

->'''Warden Hodges''': Who do you think you are?
->'''Captain Mainwaring''': We're the Local Defense Volunteers, and I'm their appointed commander, Captain Mainwaring, and I must ask you to keep your hands off my Privates.
-->-- ''Film/DadsArmy1971''

->'''MC:''' What do you like seeing other people wear?
->'''Cove:''' Nothing!
->''You couldn't help giggling at that. ''
->'''Cove:''' Come on, that's
Darknes:''' [[ToServeMan That]] is... not what I meant!
-->--''VisualNovel/OurLifeBeginningsAndAlways''

->''And now to sneak into a child's bedroom--oh my ''god'', I just heard myself...''
-->--'''Emperor Belos''', ''[[WebVideo/{{Tomotasauce}} The Owl House Abridged]]'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmGhn08QKWY "The Collector's Stupid Puppet"]]

->'''Anna:''' You are such a child.\\
'''Nick:''' A sexy child. ''(beat)'' Wait...
-->--''Film/AnnaAndTheApocalypse''

->''"The point is, you see, the landlady's absolutely as deaf as a post. They couldn't be more perfect. You have to write everything down for her. Well, there's no use banging on her door or anything like that. I banged away for ''hours'' yesterday."'' ({{Beat}}) ''"Nothing happened."''
meant at all.
-->-- '''Mervyn Hughes''', ''Film/RaisingTheWind''

->'''Doctor''': Now we're alone, er, try an' remember exactly
''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'' [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1037.html shows what happened.
->'''Professor Crump''': ''Well''... I got into bed, and Miss Vooshka... turned out the light.
->'''Doctor''': So, you were in bed with a Miss Vooshka?
->'''Professor Crump''': Yeah- ''no''. I was up the other end.
-->-- ''Film/CarryOnBehind''

->''Yeah, my cheek was not good. I think I had to spread 'em out a little more... That was awful. Do not include that.''
-->-- '''[[https://www.youtube.com/@TCNick3 TCNick3]]''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSwuJQp84Eg I Foolishly Attempted a Mario Party Nuzlocke]]"
happens]] when this trope [[DelayedReaction isn't caught quickly]]




->'''Adam:''' How many of you freaks do I have to fight?!\\
'''Lucifer:''' Oh, I'm the only one that matters. See, you messed with my daughter. And now, I am going to '''FUCK YOU!'''\\
''(Cue a {{Beat}} from everyone and a FascinatingEyebrow from Angel Dust)''\\
'''Valentino:''' ''(smirks)'' Well, ''this'' just got interesting.\\
'''Charlie:''' ''(whispers)'' It's "fuck you up"... Dad.\\
'''Lucifer:''' [[SincerityMode Wait, what did I say?]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/HazbinHotel'', "[[Recap/HazbinHotelS1E8TheShowMustGoOn The Show Must Go On]]"

to:

\n->'''Adam:''' How many of you freaks do I have to fight?!\\\n'''Lucifer:''' Oh, I'm the only one that matters. See, you messed with my daughter. And now, I am going to '''FUCK YOU!'''\\\n''(Cue a {{Beat}} from everyone and a FascinatingEyebrow from Angel Dust)''\\\n'''Valentino:''' ''(smirks)'' Well, ''this'' just got interesting.[[/folder]]

[[folder: Websites]]
->'''Institute for Social Ecology''' (June 22): The left must be feminized--by force if necessary.
\\
'''Charlie:''' ''(whispers)'' It's "fuck you up"... Dad.\\
'''Lucifer:''' [[SincerityMode Wait, what did
'''Institute for Social Ecology''' (June 24): We have been made aware that this means something else outside of the context of feminist politics.
-->--[[https://twitter.com/InstSocEcology/status/1275847605784924160 InstSocEcology]] on Website/{{Twitter}}

->'''Aaron Rodgers''': WILSON,
I say?]]
WILL PERSONALLY BEAT YOUR DICK OFF!\\
'''Jay Cutler''': [[LampshadeHanging That's a poor choice of words for you, Rodgers.]]
-->--''Website/NFLQuarterbacksOnFacebook''
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Web Video]]
->''"Hatterene craves a banana, [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything so it's a good thing that Mr. Beast is ready and willing to give Hatterene his bana-]]"''\\
''([[https://www.youtube.com/@Sophist Sophist]] pauses, then deletes and rewrites a chunk of the script)''\\
''"Mr. Beast heals Hatterene."''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/HazbinHotel'', "[[Recap/HazbinHotelS1E8TheShowMustGoOn The Show Must Go On]]"
"[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUPS-vBZfoc Miitopia is Stupid]]"

->''I'm not a furry, I just like cats. It annoys me how I can't talk about fucking cats- wait, not ''fucking'' cats-''
-->-- WebVideo/{{Alpharad}} playing ''VideoGame/BowsersFury''.

->''"Dude, we can see it bending and wobbling all over! Put that thing away! (beat) Wow...I could have worded that better."''
-->-- '''The Smeghead''', ''WebVideo/CinematicExcrement'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdtnYC-j6Iw Episode 95, Part 2]]: ''Film/ReadyToRumble'', on Vampiro attacking Wrestling/{{Sting}} with a rubber hose that was meant to look like a lead pipe

->'''Lelouch:''' That pussy's got my head's protection! Wow. That did not come out right. ''[falls into a bush]'' Well this figures. I'm supposed to be chasing pussy but instead I'm stuck in the bush. ''[{{Beat}}]'' What is wrong with me today! ''[finds Suzaku]'' Suzaku, what are you doing here?\\
'''Suzaku:''' I'm here to kick ass. ''[hears meow]'' Now let's go take care of your pussy problem!\\
'''Lelouch:''' Well, at least, it's not just me.
-->-- ''WebVideo/CodeMENT'' [[note]]A cat stole his helmet[[/note]]

->''OK, you suck. You are sucking all the fun out of this! I'm the only one who sucks here, boy--that came out wrong.''
-->-- '''Future Imperfect Cell''', ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

->'''Ryuk:''' [[MonsterRoommate Tell you what -- I need a place to stay.]] [[FreudianSlip If you let me bunk with you maybe we can experiment together.]] [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial W-with the Death Note. Not each other. You're a sick little girl, you know that?!]]\\
'''Light:''' But I'm a boy!\\
'''Ryuk:''' ''Riiight.''
-->-- ''WebVideo/DeathNoteTheAbridgedSeriesKpts4tv''

->''"It's grinding time, Nepgear. Hope your butt's clenched. ''Aaand I just realized that can mean something ''entirely different.''''"''
-->--''Noble, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlMhjg3yH30&t=1362s from his Let's Play]] of [[VideoGame/HyperdimensionNeptuniaMk2 Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 2 Sisters Generation]] (he's talking about LevelGrinding)''


-> "I don't want that on my conscience that I exposed a young child to dick. (starts laughing) [[LampshadeHanging That came out so fucking wrong!]]"
-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCh0SxnImUvpWs_ZfEoyhkMA Etika]], from his reaction to ''Film/DeathNote2017'' regarding how everyone who hasn't watched the ''Death Note'' anime should leave, as he doesn't want their first experience with it to be this movie, which was previously described as being dick.

->''"Alright, it starts off with me on a TV screen, and it looks like... my little loli girl is turning me on. Alright... ''({{Beat}})'' We're not gonna comment about what I just said there."''
-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsGKrLHOxr2113efbnkp5MA Noble]] describing a video clip of [[Manga/EngagedToTheUnidentified a young-looking anime girl turning on a TV]] that had been edited to have Noble appear on the TV.

->''So how '''did''' [[Film/IronMan Tony]] know Peter Parker was Spider-Man? Did he just break into every teenage boy's bedroom in New York until he got lucky? Oh, wait, hang on, that sounded '''really''' bad.''
-->-- '''WebVideo/HonestTrailers''', on ''Film/CaptainAmericaCivilWar''

->''Yeah, my cheek was not good. I think I had to spread 'em out a little more... That was awful. Do not include that.''
-->-- '''[[https://www.youtube.com/@TCNick3 TCNick3]]''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSwuJQp84Eg I Foolishly Attempted a Mario Party Nuzlocke]]"

->''"Put my nut in your mouth and bite hard! I don't give a shit how that sounds, I'm in a Care Bears movie!"''
-->-- '''WebVideo/NostalgiaCritic''', regarding the climax of Care Bears Nutcracker.


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->'''Screenwriter''': [[ItMakesSenseInContext Janet is going to make Ghost feel better by using her (Janet's) fingers]].\\
'''Producer''': ''(excited)'' Ohhh!\\
'''Screenwriter''': Not like that.\\
'''Producer''' ''(disappointed)'' Oh.
-->-- ''WebVideo/ScreenRantPitchMeetings'' episode for ''Film/AntManAndTheWasp''

->''And now to sneak into a child's bedroom--oh my ''god'', I just heard myself...''
-->--'''Emperor Belos''', ''[[WebVideo/{{Tomotasauce}} The Owl House Abridged]]'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmGhn08QKWY "The Collector's Stupid Puppet"]]


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[[/folder]]

[[folder: Western Animation]]
->'''Frylock:''' Just help me roll this into the garage.\\
'''Master Shake:''' Why don't you help me suck it?\\
(beat)\\
'''Master Shake:''' ...Wait a minute, that backfired.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce''

->"Yes, ''Rosebud Frozen Peas: Full of country goodness and green pea-ness...Wait, that's terrible. I quit."''
-->-- '''Creator/OrsonWelles''' (voiced by Creator/MauriceLaMarche), ''WesternAnimation/TheCritic''

->''"No, you have to listen to me! I know they're the guys who've given you everything you've ever wanted and I'm just the guy who destroyed your lifelong dream, but you have to listen to me! ''(beat)'' Boy, that came out wrong."''
-->-- '''Timmy Turner''', ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'', "School's Out! The Musical"

->'''Adam:''' How many of you freaks do I have to fight?!\\
'''Lucifer:''' Oh, I'm the only one that matters. See, you messed with my daughter. And now, I am going to '''FUCK YOU!'''\\
''(Cue a {{Beat}} from everyone and a FascinatingEyebrow from Angel Dust)''\\
'''Valentino:''' ''(smirks)'' Well, ''this'' just got interesting.\\
'''Charlie:''' ''(whispers)'' It's "fuck you up"... Dad.\\
'''Lucifer:''' [[SincerityMode Wait, what did I say?]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/HazbinHotel'', "[[Recap/HazbinHotelS1E8TheShowMustGoOn The Show Must Go On]]"

->'''Pim''': I love helping kids, Charlie! I love kids, Charlie! '''I LOVE KIIIIDS!'''
->'''Charlie''': Um, Pim? I would really not be screaming that at the top of my lungs.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SmilingFriends''

->'''Steven:''' Hey! Look, you have Rose Quartz, why bother with him? He's worthless!\\
'''Lars:''' [[SarcasmMode Thanks a lot, Steven]].\\
'''Steven:''' [[DiggingYourselfDeeper No, I meant like worth less, not worthless like relative to me?]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'', "Stuck Together"

->''The only ice cream we want is the ice cream of justice! That sounded better in my head!''
-->-- '''WesternAnimation/{{Wordgirl}}'''
[[/folder]]
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->'''Ichikawa''': [''Trying to explain to Yamada that [[HugeSchoolgirl she was blocking his sight during class.]]''] During class... All I could see was you. So I can't really see the- '''Ah.'''
-->-- ''Manga/TheDangersInMyHeart''
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''(LetsPlay/{{Sophist}} pauses, then deletes and rewrites a chunk of the script)''\\

to:

''(LetsPlay/{{Sophist}} ''([[https://www.youtube.com/@Sophist Sophist]] pauses, then deletes and rewrites a chunk of the script)''\\



-->-- '''LetsPlay/TCNick3''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSwuJQp84Eg I Foolishly Attempted a Mario Party Nuzlocke]]"

to:

-->-- '''LetsPlay/TCNick3''', '''[[https://www.youtube.com/@TCNick3 TCNick3]]''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSwuJQp84Eg I Foolishly Attempted a Mario Party Nuzlocke]]"



->'''Vernias:''' No, not the Big Dee, no! I hope you choke on that Dee!\\
'''Dukerino:''' Vernias!\\

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->'''Vernias:''' ->'''[[https://www.youtube.com/@Vernias Vernias]]:''' No, not the Big Dee, no! I hope you choke on that Dee!\\
'''Dukerino:''' '''[[https://www.youtube.com/@Dukerino Dukerino]]:''' Vernias!\\



-->-- LetsPlay/{{Vernias}}, "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdEpoL-l-oM We got a game over in Kirby's Return to Dreamland...]]"

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-->-- LetsPlay/{{Vernias}}, "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdEpoL-l-oM We got a game over in Kirby's Return to Dreamland...]]"

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''([[https://www.youtube.com/@Sophist Sophist]] pauses, then deletes and rewrites a chunk of the script.)''\\

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''([[https://www.youtube.com/@Sophist Sophist]] ''(LetsPlay/{{Sophist}} pauses, then deletes and rewrites a chunk of the script.)''\\script)''\\



-->--"[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUPS-vBZfoc Miitopia is Stupid]]"

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-->--"[[https://www.-->-- "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUPS-vBZfoc Miitopia is Stupid]]"



-->-- '''[[https://www.youtube.com/@TCNick3 TCNick3]]''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSwuJQp84Eg I Foolishly Attempted a Mario Party Nuzlocke]]"

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-->-- '''[[https://www.youtube.com/@TCNick3 TCNick3]]''', '''LetsPlay/TCNick3''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSwuJQp84Eg I Foolishly Attempted a Mario Party Nuzlocke]]"


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->'''Vernias:''' No, not the Big Dee, no! I hope you choke on that Dee!\\
'''Dukerino:''' Vernias!\\
'''Vernias:''' What? Wait... wait, NO! NO! NO! NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT! NOOO! [...] THAT ISN'T WHAT I MEANT!
-->-- LetsPlay/{{Vernias}}, "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdEpoL-l-oM We got a game over in Kirby's Return to Dreamland...]]"
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''([[LetsPlay/PartyCrashers Sophist]] pauses, then deletes and rewrites a chunk of the script.)''\\

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''([[LetsPlay/PartyCrashers ''([[https://www.youtube.com/@Sophist Sophist]] pauses, then deletes and rewrites a chunk of the script.)''\\



-->--[[https://youtu.be/LUPS-vBZfoc "Miitopia is Stupid"]]

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-->--[[https://youtu.be/LUPS-vBZfoc "Miitopia -->--"[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUPS-vBZfoc Miitopia is Stupid"]]
Stupid]]"



-->-- '''[[LetsPlay/PartyCrashers TCNick3]]''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSwuJQp84Eg I Foolishly Attempted a Mario Party Nuzlocke]]"

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-->-- '''[[LetsPlay/PartyCrashers '''[[https://www.youtube.com/@TCNick3 TCNick3]]''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSwuJQp84Eg I Foolishly Attempted a Mario Party Nuzlocke]]"
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->'''Brent:''' You know what, I ain't listening to any of your BS! I'm gonna try to finish off this [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Vaporeon]] with my sword!\\
'''Nick:''' Bro, take that out of context, and it's the worst sentence I've ever heard.\\
'''Brent:''' ...Wait, shut up, Nick!
-->-- LetsPlay/PartyCrashers[=/=][[https://www.youtube.com/@MagicTheNoah Magic the Noah]], "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VMniPDc8qg I Made A Game Designed To Be Bad]]"
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'''Lucifer:''' Oh, I'm the only one that matters. See, you messed with my daughter. And now, I am going to FUCK YOU!\\

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'''Lucifer:''' Oh, I'm the only one that matters. See, you messed with my daughter. And now, I am going to FUCK YOU!\\'''FUCK YOU!'''\\



'''Valentino:''' Well, this just got interesting.\\

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'''Valentino:''' ''(smirks)'' Well, this ''this'' just got interesting.\\



'''Lucifer:''' Wait, what did I say?

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'''Lucifer:''' [[SincerityMode Wait, what did I say?say?]]

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'''Charlie:''' ''(whispers)'' It's, "Fuck you up"...Dad.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/HazbinHotel''. Recap/HazbinHotelS1E8TheShowMustGoOn

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'''Charlie:''' ''(whispers)'' It's, "Fuck It's "fuck you up"...Dad.
up"... Dad.\\
'''Lucifer:''' Wait, what did I say?
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/HazbinHotel''. Recap/HazbinHotelS1E8TheShowMustGoOn''WesternAnimation/HazbinHotel'', "[[Recap/HazbinHotelS1E8TheShowMustGoOn The Show Must Go On]]"
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-->-- ''Series/{{NCIS}}'', ''[[Recap/NCISS02E23 S02E23 Twilight]]''

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-->-- ''Series/{{NCIS}}'', ''[[Recap/NCISS02E23 S02E23 Twilight]]''
"[[Recap/NCISS02E23 Twilight]]"



'''Charlie:''' ''(whispers)'' It's, "Fuck you up"...Dad.\\

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'''Charlie:''' ''(whispers)'' It's, "Fuck you up"...Dad.\\
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->'''Adam:''' How many of you freaks do I have to fight?!\\
'''Lucifer:''' Oh, I'm the only one that matters. See, you messed with my daughter. And now, I am going to FUCK YOU!\\
''(Cue a {{Beat}} from everyone and a FascinatingEyebrow from Angel Dust)''\\
'''Valentino:''' Well, this just got interesting.\\
'''Charlie:''' ''(whispers)'' It's, "Fuck you up"...Dad.\\
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/HazbinHotel''. Recap/HazbinHotelS1E8TheShowMustGoOn
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->'''Boss Leader:''' I have great affection for the boy, but he's been up to something worrisome behind that barrier since ''puberty''.\\
…\\
Um\\
No correlation.\\
'''Max:''' I WAS GONNA SAY
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Paranatural}}'', [[https://www.paranatural.net/comic/chapter-4-page-117 Chapter 4 Page 117]]
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->Yeah, my cheek was not good. I think I had to spread 'em out a little more... That was awful. Do not include that.

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->Yeah, ->''Yeah, my cheek was not good. I think I had to spread 'em out a little more... That was awful. Do not include that.''
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->"Yeah, my cheek was not good. I think I had to spread 'em out a little more... That was awful. Do not include that."

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->"Yeah, ->Yeah, my cheek was not good. I think I had to spread 'em out a little more... That was awful. Do not include that."
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''(Sophist pauses, then deletes and rewrites a chunk of the script.)''\\

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''(Sophist ''([[LetsPlay/PartyCrashers Sophist]] pauses, then deletes and rewrites a chunk of the script.)''\\
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->"Yeah, my cheek was not good. I think I had to spread 'em out a little more... That was awful. Do not include that."
-->-- '''[[LetsPlay/PartyCrashers TCNick3]]''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSwuJQp84Eg I Foolishly Attempted a Mario Party Nuzlocke]]"
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->'''Doctor''': Now we're alone, er, try an' remember exactly what happened.
->'''Professor Crump''': ''Well''... I got into bed, and Miss Vooshka... turned out the light.
->'''Doctor''': So, you were in bed with a Miss Vooshka?
->'''Professor Crump''': Yeah- ''no''. I was up the other end.
-->-- ''Film/CarryOnBehind''
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->''"The point is, you see, the landlady's absolutely as deaf as a post. They couldn't be more perfect. You have to write everything down for her. Well, there's no use banging on her door or anything like that. I banged away for ''hours'' yesterday."'' ({{Beat}}) ''"Nothing happened."''
-->-- '''Mervyn Hughes''', ''Film/RaisingTheWind''
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-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCh0SxnImUvpWs_ZfEoyhkMA Etika]], from his reaction to ''Film/DeathNote2017'' reguarding how everyone who hasn't watched the ''Death Note'' anime should leave, as he doesn't want their first experience with it to be this movie, which was previously described as being dick.

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-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCh0SxnImUvpWs_ZfEoyhkMA Etika]], from his reaction to ''Film/DeathNote2017'' reguarding regarding how everyone who hasn't watched the ''Death Note'' anime should leave, as he doesn't want their first experience with it to be this movie, which was previously described as being dick.

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->'''Kiara Takanashi:''' Stupid neighbors are ''still'' banging, after all these hours they're still banging on something! ''({{Beat}})'' Wait... oh, my God. ''(struggles to keep her composure)''\\

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->'''Kiara Takanashi:''' Stupid neighbors are ''still'' banging, after all these hours they're still banging on something! ''({{Beat}})'' Wait... oh, my God. ''(struggles ''([[{{Corpsing}} struggles to keep her composure)''\\composure]])''\\



'''Kiara:''' I, I... I... I didn't... I didn't mean to... ''(shuts up)'' [[GratuitousJapanese Yabe.]] [[DiggingYourselfDeeper Is it better if I say]] [[FreudianSlipperySlope they're hammering?]] Does that sound better?\\

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'''Kiara:''' I, I... I... I didn't... I didn't mean to... ''(shuts up)'' [[GratuitousJapanese Yabe.]] ]]\\
''(Ina lets out a light laugh.)''\\
'''Kiara:'''
[[DiggingYourselfDeeper Is it better if I say]] [[FreudianSlipperySlope say they're hammering?]] [[FreudianSlipperySlope Does that sound better?\\better?]]\\



'''Kiara:''' Apparently not. ''(nervous laughing)'' Uh... uh, well, then, how am I supposed to say it?! It's not my fault that English is such a suggestive language! That's not my fault, it's not even my first language, so... ''hum! Hum!''

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'''Kiara:''' Apparently not. ''(nervous laughing)'' Uh... uh, well, then, how am I supposed to say it?! It... It's not my fault that English is such a suggestive language! That's not my fault, it's not even my first language, so... ''hum! Hum!'' Hum!''\\
'''Ina:''' It was an effort.\\
'''Kiara:''' Yep! ''(laughs)''
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->'''Female!Commander Shepard:''' [discussing '[[BoldlyComing sparring]]'] So when should I book the room?\\
'''Garrus Vakarian:''' I'd wait if you're OK with it. Disrupt the crew a little as possible. Take that last chance to find some calm just before the storm. You know me, always like to savor that last shot before popping the heatsink.\\
[Shepard gives Garrus a knowing smirk]\\

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->'''Female!Commander Shepard:''' [discussing ''([[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5A-JaAHmw4&t=91s discussing]] '[[BoldlyComing sparring]]'] sparring]]')'' So when should I book the room?\\
'''Garrus Vakarian:''' I'd wait if you're OK with it. Disrupt the crew a little as possible. Take possible, and take that last chance to find some calm just before the storm. You know me, I always like to savor that last shot before popping the heatsink.heat sink.\\
[Shepard ''(A {{Beat}} persists as Shepard gives Garrus a knowing smirk]\\smirk.)''\\
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->'''Anna:''' You are such a child.//

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->'''Anna:''' You are such a child.//\\
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->'''Anna:''' You are such a child.//
'''Nick:''' A sexy child. ''(beat)'' Wait...
-->--''Film/AnnaAndTheApocalypse''
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->''And now to sneak into a child's bedroom--oh my ''god'', I just heard myself...''
-->--'''Emperor Belos''', ''[[WebVideo/{{Tomotasauce}} The Owl House Abridged]]'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmGhn08QKWY "The Collector's Stupid Puppet"]]

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->'''Ame:''' Maybe we should give [[https://apexlegends.gamepedia.com/Jumpmaster Jumpmaster]] to the randoms. So that nobody will know.\\
'''Gura:''' That sounds good.\\
'''Ame:''' Actually, but then-- they won't know how to-- how to... do a ''bait'' like me.\\

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->'''Ame:''' ->'''Amelia Watson:''' Maybe we should give [[https://apexlegends.gamepedia.com/Jumpmaster Jumpmaster]] to the randoms. So that nobody will know.\\
'''Gura:''' '''Gawr Gura:''' That sounds good.\\
'''Ame:''' Actually, but then-- they won't know how to-- how to... do a ''bait'' like me. You'll see.\\



'''Gura:''' You know what I meant! You know what I meant... [[FreudianSlipperySlope Master... bait-- No, that's not-- Ma-- bait--]] [[ShuttingUpNow I'm gonna shut my mouth now]].

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'''Gura:''' You know what I meant! You know what I meant... \\
'''Ame:''' Uh-huh.\\
'''Gura:'''
[[FreudianSlipperySlope Master... bait-- No, that's not-- Ma-- bait--]] [[ShuttingUpNow I'm gonna shut my mouth now]].



->'''Ame:''' I don't know how to- how to- This is gonna sound weird.\\
'''Calli:''' Yeah?\\

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->'''Ame:''' ->'''Amelia Watson:''' I don't know how to- how to- This is gonna sound weird.\\
'''Calli:''' '''Calliope Mori:''' Yeah?\\



->'''Kiara:''' Stupid neighbors are ''still'' banging, after all these hours they're still banging on something! ''({{Beat}})'' Wait... oh, my God. ''(struggles to keep her composure)''\\
'''Ina:''' Context...?\\

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->'''Kiara:''' ->'''Kiara Takanashi:''' Stupid neighbors are ''still'' banging, after all these hours they're still banging on something! ''({{Beat}})'' Wait... oh, my God. ''(struggles to keep her composure)''\\
'''Ina:''' '''Ina'nis Ninomae:''' Context...?\\



'''Kiara:''' I, I... I... I didn't... I didn't mean to... ''(shuts up)'' [[GratuitousJapanese Yabe.]] [[DiggingYourselfDeeper Is it better if I say]] [[FreudianSlipperySlope they're hammering?]]\\
''(Ina doesn't say anything.)''\\
'''Kiara:''' Uh... uh, well then how am I supposed to say it?! It's not my fault that English is such a suggestive language! That's not my fault, it's not even my first language!
-->-- [[WebAnimation/{{hololive}} Kiara Takanashi and Ina'nis Ninomae]] [[https://youtu.be/kTlnJVasWZI talk about Kiara's noisy neighbors]] during ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}''

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'''Kiara:''' I, I... I... I didn't... I didn't mean to... ''(shuts up)'' [[GratuitousJapanese Yabe.]] [[DiggingYourselfDeeper Is it better if I say]] [[FreudianSlipperySlope they're hammering?]]\\
''(Ina
hammering?]] Does that sound better?\\
''([[{{Beat}} Ina
doesn't say anything.)''\\
]])''\\
'''Kiara:''' Apparently not. ''(nervous laughing)'' Uh... uh, well then well, then, how am I supposed to say it?! It's not my fault that English is such a suggestive language! That's not my fault, it's not even my first language!
language, so... ''hum! Hum!''
-->-- [[WebAnimation/{{hololive}} Kiara Takanashi and Ina'nis Ninomae]] [[https://youtu.be/kTlnJVasWZI be/BttuGuPioKk talk about Kiara's noisy neighbors]] during ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}''
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->'''MC:''' What do you like seeing other people wear?
->'''Cove:''' Nothing!
->''You couldn’t help giggling at that. ''
->'''Cove:''' Come on, that’s not what I meant!
-->--''VisualNovel/OurLifeBeginningsAndAlways''

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