History Quotes / StupidEvil

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->'''Seth:''' Do you know what the words "[[SoMuchForStealth low profile]]" mean? Let me tell you what low profile is '''''NOT!''''' Low profile is '''''NOT''''' taking girls hostage! It is '''''NOT''''' blowing up a gas station! It is '''''NOT''''' shooting a cop in ''the fucking head!''\\

->'''[[WesternAnmation/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteers Dr. Blight]]''': And ''[[OmnicidalManiac the world]]''!
->(''both start [[EvilLaugh laughing]] only for Boxman to stop'')

->'''Dr. Blight''': And ''[[OmnicidalManiac the world]]''!

->...And then there's a bloke with a goatee, shifty eyes, and an army of robots who starts off [[SixthRangerTraitor ostensibly an ally]], but is so [[ObviouslyEvil ass-wipingly obviously the villain]] that the game absent-mindedly forgets to establish that he is. After they complete their mission together, he just goes, 'BORED NOW,' and kidnaps someone for literally no reason and to nobody's surprise. Well, the reason he gives is that he wanted the heroes to come to his house and look at some stuff he's been working on. '''[[CouldHaveAvoidedThisPlot Fucking ring them up!]]''' Or just ''ask'' them, they're '''right there!''' Offer them a lift on your getaway vehicle! It's like he only knows how to get things done in an evil way. All he wants is to work with the scientist to open an ancient ruin, something the scientist seems quite willing to do. But [[DistressedDude not after he's been helicoptered to a Dracula castle in a fucking cage!]] This guy needs an intervention!

->You ask me, [[ReligionOfEvil the Sabbat]] makes no sense. They couldn't care less about TheMasquerade, and [[TooDumbToLive they seems to care even less about themselves]]. It's like, "Hey! [[CardCarryingVillain Let's all spread Hell on Earth]] so [[EvilIsCool we can feel big and bad]] and- [[RealityEnsues oops! I'm dead! How did that happen?]]"

->I write looking for clarification of recent perplexing reports on your conduct. Is it true that you have been incarcerating and tormenting humans? What is the purpose for this? [[AssimilationBackfire It would seem that your host's predilections are affecting your own behavior.]] You must bring this under your control and cease this superfluous activity. Your role is to facilitate our laboratories with the collection of corpses. Limit yourself to the parameters of this task or you will be recalled.

->...And then there's a bloke with a goatee, shifty eyes, and an army of robots who starts off [[SixthRangerTraitor ostensibly an ally]], but is so [[ObviouslyEvil ass-wipingly obviously the villain]] that the game absent-mindedly forgets to establish that he is. After they complete their mission together, he just goes, 'BORED NOW,' and kidnaps someone for literally no reason and to nobody's surprise. Well, the reason he gives is that he wanted to the heroes to come to his house and look at some stuff he's been working on. '''[[CouldHaveAvoidedThisPlot Fucking ring them up!]]''' Or just ''ask'' them, they're '''right there!''' Offer them a lift on your getaway vehicle! It's like he only knows how to get things done in an evil way. All he wants is to work with the scientist to open an ancient ruin, something the scientist seems quite willing to do. But [[DistressedDude not after he's been helicoptered to a Dracula castle in a fucking cage!]] This guy needs an intervention!
-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''{{VideoGame/Knack}}''

->Like any corporation involved in dangerous research, it all boils down to risk versus reward for the [[Film/ResidentEvil Umbrella Corporation]]. In this case, the risk is zombies, and the reward is zombies.

->''Just because my character is evil doesn't mean I [[ChronicBackstabbingDisorder want to slaughter my party]]. They're a means to an end -- it's a lot of work recruiting a group of grunts, and why would Suleidan waste time doing that when he has perfectly good damage sponges already living in his manor?''

->'''[[Creator/BenCroshaw Yahtzee:]]''' See, that's what I don't get: I mean, certainly you kidnap someone so you have some leverage on them. If Haggar's closing in on them--beating up all their men and ''stabbing them with knives''--why don't they just [[IHaveYourWife threaten to kill Jessica]] unless he stops?\\

->''[[UsefulNotes/TheGreatComicsCrashOf1996 The bursting of the comics bubble]] and Creator/{{Marvel|Comics}}'s response, which combined the evil of [[StarWars Darth Vader]] with the coordination of Creator/LaurelAndHardy, led to a period that put the very existence of the industry in question -- not to mention that of Marvel itself.''

You know, this is the ComicBook/DCUniverse. An alternate version of it, yes, but still the DC Universe. This is a world that features talking apes that fight flying robots, little kids who yell, 'Shazam!' and get magical powers, and [[CosmicRetcon the universe reboots itself]] every few years. Even in a world that has all of that, you do not make sense! This is the worst kind of villain, folks: He has no motivation, no credible backstory, no emotional connection that makes us sympathize or understand ''why'' he does the things that he does -- he's just some asshole who wants to kill the hero Because He's The Villain!"

->"Weyland-Yutani now of the opinion that an uncontrollable biological weapon that reliably wipes out their science teams en masse is totally worth ''openly declaring war on their own country's military'' for. Christ knows how Weyland-Yutani spent their time before the Aliens were discovered; probably [[DastardlyWhiplash threw children on piles of burning money.]]"

->I write looking for clarification of recent perplexing reports on your conduct. Is it true that you have been incarcerating and tormenting humans? What is the purpose for this? [[TooSpicyForYogSothoth It would seem that your host's predilections are affecting your own behavior.]] You must bring this under your control and cease this superfluous activity. Your role is to facilitate our laboratories with the collection of corpses. Limit yourself to the parameters of this task or you will be recalled.

->Careful prior planning wasn't [[GeneralFailure Visser One]]'s usual MO. He usually jumped in with both feet and a lot of noise. And if the details didn't work themselves out, he just [BadBoss ripped a sub-visser's head off]] and plowed ahead with his next maniacal plan.

-->-- ''[[https://www.alternatehistory.com/forum/threads/the-footprint-of-mussolini-tl.462444/ The Footprint of Mussolini]]''

->You ask me, [[ReligionOfEvil the Sabbat]] makes no sense. They couldn't care less about TheMasquerade, and [[TooDumbToLive they seems to care even less about themselves]]. It's like, "Hey! Let's all spread Hell on Earth so we can feel big and bad and- oops! I'm dead! How did that happen?"

-->-- ''WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall'' on the {{Elseworlds}} comic ''Catwoman: Guardian of Gotham'' #2

->"Oh, just like Captain Bladefoot... we couldn't ask to borrow the opera, nope, we had to kidnap them..."

->"Oh, just like Captain Bladefoot... we couldn't ask to borrow the opera, nope, we had to kidnap them..."
-->-- '''[[PunchClockVillain Kiwi]]''', ''The Unexpectables''

-->-- '''Carl''', ''WebVideo/LlamasWithHats''

->“I can’t beat your band of heroes, true, but what if there were another eight bands also out for my blood? Ha! What are you going to do, form a line?”\\

“Ah, but every palace you destroy has to be rebuilt! You’ve single-handedly pulled the Empire out of a slump, hahaha. Once again sweet victory is mine.”
-->--Dread Emperor Irritant I, the Oddly Successful, Literature/APracticalGuideToEvil

->“Hahahahaha. Ha. You can’t beat me now, [[YouCantThwartStageOne this is the first part of my plan!]]”\\

“I can’t beat your band of heroes, true, but what if there were another eight bands also out for my blood? Ha! What are you going to do, form a line?”\\
—\\

-->--'''Professor Farnsworth''', ''{{Series/Futurama}}''

-->--'''Chris Sims''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/the-x-men-episode-guide-4x12-lotus-and-the-steel/ on]] ''WesternAnimation/{{X-Men}}'', "Lotus and the Steel"