History Quotes / SpaceBattlesDotCom

-->-- [[https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/azur-lane-thread-2.852145/post-69342154 Uxion on]] ''VideoGame/AzurLane'''s depiction of Hood

-> Look man, large dresses? Nice. Publicly noble while secretly lewd? Also nice.\\

-->-- On ''VideoGame/KantaiCollection'' fanfic ''The Showboat''

-> '''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/anchors-aweigh-kancolle.825681/post-67740657 Gosu:]]''' Oh for ... why is it every time the Alaska class is mentioned people start the same argument about what they are called, could be called and should be called?

-->-- Anachronous, [[https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/helians-daily-writing-practice.373214/page-25#post-22199405 just 5 posts later]].

-->-- Anachronous from [[https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/mlp-fim-sw-rule-of-two.248709/page-21#post-10418933]]

-->-- Anachronous, [[https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/mlp-fim-sw-rule-of-two.248709/page-21#post-10418933 just 5 posts later]].

-->-- OutcastClankzilla from [[https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/how-to-drill-your-way-through-your-problems-worm-ttgl-si.503134/page-70]]

....Goddammit, Spacebattles. I'm paranoid enough about derails as is!

-->-- On ''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/a-prison-of-glass-worm-cyoa.486424/post-38819198 A Prison of Glass]]''

'''Faralis:'''You are in the right place for having that reaction.

-->-- On ''[[ Prison of Glass]]''

-->-- [[https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/screw-the-force-i-have-money-star-wars-si.649535/page-83#post-57436627 Discussion thread]] for a ''Franchise/StarWars'' fanfic

-->-- '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/members/maskedanddanger.103521/ MaskedAndDanger]]'''

-->--[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/no-gods-only-guns-me-borderlands-fusion.247384/page-50#post-11904688 Talking about]] [[VideoGame/{{Mass Effect 3}} Kai Leng]] for ''Fanfic/NoGodsOnlyGuns''

-->--[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/how-many-of-you-are-aware-that-we-have-a-tvtropes-page.448034/#post-27325094 On this very page]]

--> --'''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/sb-how-would-you-describe-it.252355/#post-10154668 Ralson]]'''

--> --'''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/members/maskedanddanger.103521/ MaskedAndDanger]]'''

--> -- '''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/mlp-fim-the-trouble-with-time-travel.208598/page-6#post-7034341 fijkus]]''', about trolling of [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic NMM]]

-->-- '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/arias-advisor-mass-effect-si.235113/page-24#post-8746446 hpackrat and Larekko12]]''' on the subject of [[SelfInsertFic Self Insert fics.]]

-->-- '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/remake-halo-combat-evolved.250819/#post-10010434 Sith]], on the ideal remake of Halo'''

-->-- On a (parody) PublicServiceAnnouncement

-->-- [[https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/the-warrior-asoiaf-halo.315773/page-6#post-15608767 Discussion thread]] for ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire''/''Franchise/{{Halo}}'' crossover ''The Warrior''

-->-- On [[https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/i-miss-many-of-our-perma-banned-members.348267/page-55#post-21708148 missing perma-banned members]]

-->-- [[https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/unfuck-the-f-35.212601/page-5#post-7772660 On the F-35]]

Mak Taru's hate for bronies is as unto a collapsing star compared to the bonfire you feel. It is hate so absolute it breaks the barriers of time and space, life and death, speed and sound. It is hate to shame a Dalek. Hate to blot the stars. Hate to curdle life itself and make Khorne weep with inadequacy."''\\

->'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/54722842/ Ironypus]]''': I'd say that having an organisation essentially bully a teenager into compliance for acting out badly is excessive, but this is spacebattles.\\
'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/54727633/ Ferdiad]]''': Spacebattles members lose their fucking minds if [[Literature/{{Worm}} Cauldron or the PRT]] are shown in a mildly positive light, years of fanon have made them worse than Nazis in their heads

'''OathToOblivion:''' These people have no ''life''.\\

'''universalperson]]:''' Is it any different from how Spacebattles routinely argues about things that are usually just as pointless?\\
'''ngetal:''' Except that we're calculating mass destruction and feats, not dong sizes.\\

One of the most popular threads on Spacebattles is a story about a Dalek dumped into the Puella Magi Madoka Magica universe who then decides to try and free the human race from the Incubators. The frightening part is that IT MAKES SENSE IN CONTEXT.\\

->'''synx:''' Wait, how did we get from "unfuck the F-35" to throwing galaxies as shurikens?????????\\
->'''[=ArchAngel=]:''' I checked your join date, and 2008 is more than long enough to no longer be asking such a bloody silly question on Spacebattles.

-->--'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/belated-battleships-2-the-battleshippening-kancolle.426988/page-179#post-28236521 Hazard]]'''

-->--[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/an-early-return-star-wars-eu-disney.544483/page-32#post-40427633 00Zy99]]

-->-- [[https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/an-early-return-star-wars-eu-disney.544483/page-55#post-48739598 strangebloke]], on the [=TYE-wing=] from ''Franchise/StarWarsLegends''

-->-- [[https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/the-greatest-stomp-in-the-history-of-sb.316410/#post-15575341 Balrion King Frost]]

-->--'''[[https://www.deviantart.com/mind-fracture/art/Silent-4koma-1-260033351 Mind-Fracture]]'''

-->-- [[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/54964366/ Seraphim500]]

->''"Second, maybe -- hear me out, this is a radical notion -- she wants to build relationships and circumstances that better ''herself'' and not just her goals? Yes, saving the world is all well and good, get on that tout suite, but [[Literature/{{Worm}} Taylor]] is not a hollow shell piloted by [=SpaceBattlers=] nor is she some kind of [[RationalFic Rationality Elemental]] (*twitch*). She has wants and desires and emotions and shit that the vast, lukewarm and unsympathetic minds that inhabit ''this'' place don't seem to get. At the very least she knows exactly where cutting away everything that makes her human to focus on The Mission leads: [[spoiler:''Kephri''.]] And I don't think she wants to go there if she can help it."''
-->-- [[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/59470495/ Mal-3]]

-->-- [[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/20364377 trooperist]]

-->-- [[https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/kathalonda-resurgent-from-the-ashes-sequel-empire-builder.247279/page-77#post-12287296 sandmanwake]]

->'''sandmanwake:''' If the nuke was too subtle, a bit of bragging should get it through the minds of the less bright that they're dealing with a man who's willing to spend an amount that could buy several ships to get back at anyone who messes with him.

->'''Agent HUB''': [=SpaceBattles=]: Cannot go to the fridge to get a six pack without trying to get the elder gods to do it for them."\\
'''[=SemiSaneAuthor=]''': It's better not to try and summon them as I've found when trying to get a bottle of mineral water, [[FelonyMisdemeanor as they drink it before they give it to you.]]"

-> '''P053id0n:''' SB really is the geek Center. One implied sex scene(not even graphic mind you) and 10 pages about the theoritical (sic) "mechanics" of it.\\
'''AkumaOuja:''' Not to mention we do it with theme music and without actually stating our hypothesis directly till one of us gets bored.

-> '''[[Bookwyrm]]:''' anyone else get that feeling that the world needs a shake-up pretty soon or cyberpunk dystopia for everyone?\\
'''[[*THASF*]]:''' But, I ''want'' to [[VideoGame/DeusExHumanRevolution have my neck snapped by a bionic assassin whose wrist can rotate a full 360 degrees!]] That would be like, ''so'' rad. Moar deregulation plz.

-->-- [[https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/old-thread-catalyst-exe-me-si.260924/page-27#post-11131089 Discussion thread]] for ''Fanfic/CatalystEXE'', on MJ12 Commando's quote.

'''PostwarGryphon:''' Well... most of the time. Honestly SB competence is kind of wibbly/wobbly in effectivness. (sic)\\

-> '''GoukaRyuu:''' Deadpool claims to be the hivemind of some place called SB, whatever that is. ;)\\
'''MDLv3.2:''' No, Deadpool is too restrained and lucid, too compassionate and stoic, to be the SB hivemind.

-->-- '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/rwby-the-gamer-the-games-we-play-disk-four.311394/page-37#post-15186880 Rikion Invictus]]

-->-- '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/rwby-the-gamer-the-games-we-play-disk-four.311394/page-147#post-15253070 13ry4n]]

-> '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/rwby-the-gamer-the-games-we-play-disk-four.311394/page-165#post-15262160 Daniel K. English]]:''' Wow, everyone here is so tense. I thought SB was a melting pot of grimdark, angst and agony but now I realize you're all princesses at heart. That's so... sweet. And hilarious. Hahahaha!\\
'''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/rwby-the-gamer-the-games-we-play-disk-four.311394/page-165#post-15262192 GorgonEyed]]:''' I believe the quote is "Spacebattles: Rambo on the outside, Disney Princess on the inside."\\
'''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/rwby-the-gamer-the-games-we-play-disk-four.311394/page-165#post-15262193 Image]]:''' SB for the most part are Rambo Princesses. We love the cool explosions and awesome moments but really love the [[SugarWiki/{{WAFF}} waff]] and cute things.\\
'''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/rwby-the-gamer-the-games-we-play-disk-four.311394/page-165#post-15262255 Tikigod784]]:''' So SB is Mulan?

-> '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/dracula-untold.303972/page-5#post-15366443 Wyzilla]]:''' If you must make vampires sexual, at least make it depraved and monstrous.\\
'''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/dracula-untold.303972/page-5#post-15366480 Lord Xelkor]]:''' Any good director would throw it to SB to come up with something Good.\\
'''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/dracula-untold.303972/page-6#post-15366574 Lerticus]]:''' The vampires gain [[Literature/TheCulture gridfire]], but not before [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic the ponies]] gather together for the final showdown. Somehow Wetapunga is behind it all.

-> '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/15608767/ Imperial Waltz]]:''' I think that SB, predictably, is putting more thought into this than the OP intended to give. \\
'''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/15612727/ Don Julio]]:''' Wait till we start calculating probable yields of the warhead that exploded in the little village, going off collateral damage radii..

-> ''"That was a joke. Please do not actually attempt to eat the moon."''
-->-- '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/6177946/ Demetrius]]'''[[note]]Moon ended up being partially eaten.[[/note]]
-> ''"Fine. We give no guarantees about weaponizing the thing."''
-->-- '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/6177955/ havocfett]]'''

-> '''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/11312836/ captain melgar]]:''' well it's less than 12 hours and we have gone from zepplins to the stupid legislation of helium\\

'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/11312866/ LockedKeye]]:''' I think I learn more science here than I ever did in high school.

-> '''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/18915695/ Zenos14]]:''' Is it bad that the more I think on the subject of sex bots the more I want to get one, mod it with as much military/closest to military grade weapons and armor I can find while still keeping it somewhat feminine, and entering it in a battlebots-esque competition against other similar modded sex bots?
--> '''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/18915864/ sockmonkey]]:''' Hello spacebattler.

-> '''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/21708148/ Agwara]]:''' Has this literally become "ship banned members with each other"? :lol:\\
'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/21708153/ Jesse Lee]]:''' You're asking this... On Spacebattles?

-> '''"[[FoodPorn I think my stomach orgasmed looking at that burger...]]"'''

->''"Please, do not compare SB to the other, less ambitious, more grounded, forums out there. The goal is to find out how soon the Milky Way can be used as a shuriken against our foes. Nothing less will be receivable."''
-->--'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/unfuck-the-f-35.212601/page-5#post-7772660 Rufus Shinra]]'''
->''"Wait, how did we get from "unfuck the F-35" to throwing galaxies as shurikens?????????"''
-->--'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/unfuck-the-f-35.212601/page-5#post-7773972 synx]]'''
->''"I checked your join date, and 2008 is more than long enough to no longer be asking such a bloody silly question on Spacebattles."''
-->--'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/unfuck-the-f-35.212601/page-5#post-7773980 ArchAngel]]'''

->'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/28457369/ Randy The Black Knight]]''': ''I vote Sithking Zero for Emperor of Space Battles and .00000000000000000000000006% of the rest of the internet.''\\
'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/28457978/ Sithking Zero]]''': ''... You realize that you're nominating me for having the highly radical opinion that "Hey, maybe we should think that people aren't innately assholes," right?''\\
'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/28458041/ Kyakan]]''': ''On Spacebattles, that view is revolutionary.''\\
'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/28458182/ Sithking Zero]]''': ''That explains SO MUCH of why'' ''[[Literature/{{Worm}} Worm]]'' ''is popular here. And is also really, really sad.''

->'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/how-to-drill-your-way-through-your-problems-worm-ttgl-si.503134/page-31#post-34542097 X-777TheReQUium«»Tm]]''': ''And now I want to see what happens when you use a'' ''[[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann core drill]]'' ''to spiralize the megas from'' ''[[WesternAnimation/MegasXLR Megas XLR]]''.'' Also would like to see it used on the'' ''[[Film/{{Transformers}} allspark from transformers]]''. ''On'' [[WesternAnimation/VoltronLegendaryDefender Voltron]]''. ''A'' [[Franchise/KamenRider kamen rider belt]]''.'' [[Franchise/GreenLantern Planet Oa]]''. ''[[Franchise/{{Transformers}} Cybertron]]''. ''[[Film/{{Tron}} TRON]]''. ''The [[Franchise/{{Terminator}} reprogrammed terminator]]''. ''The'' [[Franchise/CthulhuMythos necronomicon ex mortis]]''. ''[[Anime/TheBigO Big O]]''. ''[[Anime/MobileSuitGundam00 Transam gundam 00]]''. ''[[Franchise/{{Halo}} Cortana]]''. ''A non-hostile vampire.'' ''[[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Bender]]''. ''The'' ''[[Videogame/{{Prototype}} blacklight virus]]''. ''A rubber duck. Two guns. ''[[KitchenSinkIncluded The kitchen sink]]''. ''And sooooo much more.''
-->'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/how-to-drill-your-way-through-your-problems-worm-ttgl-si.503134/page-31#post-34542142 Burningice53]]''': ''Welcome to Spacebattles.'' ''[[WithGreatPowerComesGreatInsanity I see you have already gone mad with power.]]''

->'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/38535730/ gavinfoxx]]:''' Okay, quick primer on Literature/TheCulture:\\

'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/38569348/ Kalaong]]:''' You forgot "Add medical technology that makes everyone functionally ageless and capable of recovering from getting torn to shreds so all these ultra-high-tech posthuman militaristic hedonists with [=WMDs=], ninja skillz and a penchant for screwing with low-tech dictators have hundreds of years of experience in trolling."\\

AKA, The Culture is what Spacebattles would be if the majority liked sex, drugs and orbital skydiving more than they liked blowing up Alderaan. ''And had the technology to actually carry out their fantasies.''\\

'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/45190345/ OathToOblivion]]:''' These people have no ''life''.\\
\\

'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/45190492/ universalperson]]:''' Is it any different from how Spacebattles routinely argues about things that are usually just as pointless?\\
'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/45190651/ ngetal]]:''' Except that we're calculating mass destruction and feats, not dong sizes.\\
-->-- [[https://kotaku.com/bowser-is-only-four-feet-tall-judging-by-luigi-s-penis-1823840265/amp On finding out how people determined that]] [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Bowser]] [[https://kotaku.com/bowser-is-only-four-feet-tall-judging-by-luigi-s-penis-1823840265/amp is only four feet tall thanks to]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext Luigi’s penis.]]

->(reads a whole bunch of pages of discussion almost entirely about Astromech acquisition)\\

Carry on, Spacebattles, carry on.
-->--[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/members/00zy99.35430/ 00Zy99]]

->Good lord that's an ugly spaceship. I think I'm in love.\\

But then, this is spacebattles. What did I expect, actually?
-->-- [[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/48739598/ strangebloke]]


->You fool. Mak Taru's hatred for bronies is more than a simple emotion. It is the stuff of legends. It is a burning, baleful, seething detest, a hate with few comparisons. It is so powerful that it burns across the minds of all bronykind, a lingering, hateful shadow on the edge of their awareness.\\

Mak Taru's hate for bronies is as unto a collapsing star compared to the bonfire you feel. It is hate so absolute it breaks the barriers of time and space, life and death, speed and sound. It is hate to shame a Dalek. Hate to blot the stars. Hate to curdle life itself and make Khorne weep with inadequacy.\\

->Only on SB can we get people wanting to tame the EldritchAbomination to waifu it

->Second, maybe -- hear me out, this is a radical notion -- she wants to build relationships and circumstances that better ''herself'' and not just her goals? Yes, saving the world is all well and good, get on that tout suite, but [[Literature/{{Worm}} Taylor]] is not a hollow shell piloted by [=SpaceBattlers=] nor is she some kind of [[RationalFic Rationality Elemental]] (*twitch*). She has wants and desires and emotions and shit that the vast, lukewarm and unsympathetic minds that inhabit ''this'' place don't seem to get. At the very least she knows exactly where cutting away everything that makes her human to focus on The Mission leads: [[spoiler:''Kephri''.]] And I don't think she wants to go there if she can help it.

->This is why I love this site. Someone posts a stupid image where people get turned into gold to make a political statement, and instead we look at it and think "Can we actually harvest people for gold? How many people for how much gold?"

->It had to be said. I admit I laughed at the idea. Well, cackled, really. Dear god, can you imagine. Squid!Leaders are basically SB put through a machine that strips out empathy and ethics before installing megalomania and a manipulative steak better measured in astronomical units. And you want to ''copy'' them?"

->If the nuke was too subtle."
-->-- [[https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/screw-the-force-i-have-money-star-wars-si.649535/page-83#post-57436627 Sayle]]
->Nowhere else but Spacebattles would that sentence not only be typed but also make sense."
-->-- [[https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/screw-the-force-i-have-money-star-wars-si.649535/page-83#post-57436918 Centurion18]]

'''Random 832''': [[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/story-swtg-eight-ball.219265/page-92#post-8291620 In my headcanon this is now how]] [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} Orks]] [[ClapYourHandsIfYouBelieve believe the universe was created.]]

->'''Agent HUB''': "[=SpaceBattles=]: Cannot go to the fridge to get a six pack without trying to get the elder gods to do it for them."\\
'''[=SemiSaneAuthor=]''': "[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/mlp-fim-the-conversion-bureau-story-idea-thread.235035/page-126#post-9238830 It's better not to try and summon them as I've found when trying to get a bottle of mineral water,]] [[FelonyMisdemeanor as they drink it before they give it to you.]]"

->'''[=TheFourthman=]''': [[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/no-gods-only-guns-me-borderlands-fusion.247384/page-16#post-9758106 Udina is now future Nick Fury. My body was unprepared.]]

-->--'''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/spacebattler-like-actions-taken-in-anime-and-fiction.251469/#post-10069220 Havocfett]]'''

-->'''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/remake-halo-combat-evolved.250819/#post-10010434 Sith]], on the ideal remake of Halo'''

-->--'''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/how-would-nbsg-have-been-like-if-its-ftl-was-used-properly.219280/page-2#post-7474430 Nattuo]]''' counter-criticises SB's tendency to accuse all and sundry factions of MisappliedPhlebotinum

-->--'''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/raiden-mgrr-vs-cars-jjba.259597/#post-10840881 Nattuo]]''' criticises a ridiculous calculation based on ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure''

-->--'''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/why-are-there-so-many-idiots-on-this-site.272288/#post-12106301 Rama]]'''

-->-- On a ''Franchise/MassEffect[=/=]Literature/{{Worm}}'' crossover

-->-- '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/feathers-and-fire-sw-si.271476/page-6#post-12047381 Sithking Zero]]'''

-> '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/feathers-and-fire-sw-si.271476/page-11#post-12056279 P053id0n]]:''' SB really is the geek Center. One implied sex scene(not even graphic mind you) and 10 pages about the theoritical (sic) "mechanics" of it.\\
'''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/feathers-and-fire-sw-si.271476/page-11#post-12056303 AkumaOuja]]:''' Not to mention we do it with theme music and without actually stating our hypothesis directly till one of us gets bored.

-> '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/pope-explicitly-condemns-trickle-down-economics-as-immoral-and-ineffective.277351/page-3#post-12467928 Bookwyrm]]:''' anyone else get that feeling that the world needs a shake-up pretty soon or cyberpunk dystopia for everyone?\\
'''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/pope-explicitly-condemns-trickle-down-economics-as-immoral-and-ineffective.277351/page-3#post-12467979 *THASF*]]:''' But, I ''want'' to [[VideoGame/DeusExHumanRevolution have my neck snapped by a bionic assassin whose wrist can rotate a full 360 degrees!]] That would be like, ''so'' rad. Moar deregulation plz.

-> Spacebattles.\\

''"We have serious discussions about ANYTHING."''

-> ''"The reason Turians (and Batarians) are hated by SB so much is simple.\\

->'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/11131089/ Evilcat]]''': Batarians? that seems like a poor comparison. we at least have style when we crack out the cartoonish villainy. Just look at our penchant for fancy hat's. Ain't no batarian gonna out style our skill at Hat. \\
'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/11131180/ Kerrus]]''': honestly, we would've saved the whole goddamn galaxy, because here's what we would have done (as the Batarians):

->'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/11131283/ Evilcat]]''': Huh, who would have thought you could beat the reapers by using the galactic equivalent of painting a tunnel on a wall. Is there anything you cant teach us Wile E. Coyote.
-->-- Evilcat and Kerrus, on MJ12 Commando's quote.

-> '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/acceleration-thread-3-endgame-was-a-terrible-movie.291812/page-40#post-13743903 uju32]]:''' But maybe I'm judging her by the standards of SB competence, which is a very high standard to meet.\\
'''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/acceleration-thread-3-endgame-was-a-terrible-movie.291812/page-40#post-13743945 PostwarGryphon]]:''' Well... most of the time. Honestly SB competence is kind of wibbly/wobbly in effectivness. (sic)\\
'''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/acceleration-thread-3-endgame-was-a-terrible-movie.291812/page-40#post-13743973 inverted_helix]]:''' I disagree, I think that SB competence at executing a given plan is fairly high. It's just that SB's ''goals'' and ''values'' tend to be all over the place and often contrary.

-> '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/spacebattles-marvelverse.292509/page-7#post-13826103 GoukaRyuu]]:''' Deadpool claims to be the hivemind of some place called SB, whatever that is. ;)\\
'''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/spacebattles-marvelverse.292509/page-7#post-13827110 MDLv3.2]]:''' No, Deadpool is too restrained and lucid, too compassionate and stoic, to be the SB hivemind.

-->-- [[http://forums.spacebattles.com/showpost.php?p=6995080&postcount=229 on]] [[BlueAndOrangeMorality good and evil]]

-->''"What did the [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} Dark Eldar]] ever do to you?\\

-->''"When you have the choice between keeping a shitty character shitty or [[RescuedFromTheScrappyHeap redeeming them into something unshitty,]] always choose unshitty."''

-->''"What definition of "competence" are we using here?\\

-->''"I am both aware of it, and find it particularly strange that quotes page has an entire section devoted to me."''

--> ''"SB Combines: 1) [[CommonFanFallacies Obsessive-compulsive focus on how realistic things are.]] 2) [[WhatAnIdiot Having absolutely no earthly idea what they're talking about because they are as dumb as a bag of rocks.]]"'''

-->''"Welcome to Spacebattles, where [[StupidSexyFlanders Stupid Sexy]] [[http://forums.spacebattles.com/members/preda.14221/ Sauron]] is a thing."''

-->''"On the subject of Fate/Stay Dalek: ...Sec summoning an infinite amount of Gunsticks, Planetary defense arrays, Killcruiser main guns, Special Weapons and every freaking weapon ever created by the Daleks... holy shit, I think we've found the closest thing we can get to enuff dakka."''
-->-- '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/showthread.php?p=6428107#post6428107 Dalek Ix]]'''([[FanFic/FriendsOfASolarEmpire that]] [[Fanfic/AHero Dalek Ix]]), after someone suggested that [[Series/DoctorWho Dalek Sec]] gain access to a [[OmnicidalManiac Dalek]] [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill version]] of Unlimited Blade Works.

-->''"SB has two settings:\\

-->''"Remember, they are not your normal honey badgers from a brightly colored magical deathworld. They are free range honey badgers lovingly raised at the edge of one of the unhealing scars on the planet from which all monsters are born by none other than Fluttershy"''
--> -- '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/showpost.php?p=7034341&postcount=133 fijkus]]''', about trolling of [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic NMM]]

-->''"[[VideoGame/FirstEncounterAssaultRecon Alma]] it from orbit; ItsTheOnlyWayToBeSure."''
--> -- '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/showthread.php?p=7436492#post7436492 logiccosmic]]''', about [[Franchise/MassEffect Cerberus]] experimenting with psychic clone troopers. Or Reaper invasion.

-->''"You realize [[Franchise/MassEffect Kasumi]] appears to have a plan involving a small Krogan statue, a gun, and a Honey Badger. And possibly (TabletopGame/{{Exalted}}) Sheppard."''

-->'''hpackrat''': Why is it [[SelfInsertFic every SI]] eventually tells [[SecretIdentity someone about their origins?]]
-->'''[=Larekko12=]''': Some people [[JustBetweenYouAndMe just need to confess and share things]]. [[BreadEggsMilkSquick Others get found out, and mind raped]] by a [[MrsRobinson sexy middle aged]] [[GreenSkinnedSpaceBabe cthulhoid]] [[KnightTemplar renegade]] [[OneRiotOneRanger Spectre]] and have their [[MindRape mind stripped bare]] in a [[NightmareFuel fashion more violating then the most traumatic rape.]]

-->'''Protodermis''': [[MoreDakka On the topic of dakka]], there is a horrible truth behind enuff dakka. Once you have enuff dakka, there is nothing left to shoot; because everything was used up making the dakka!
-->'''Jonen C''': That's not actually Enuff Dakka, so much as it is the Big Dakka, where you take everything and shoot it to make everything again.
-->'''Random 832''': [[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/story-swtg-eight-ball.219265/page-92#post-8291620 In my headcanon this is now how]] [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} Orks]] [[ClapYourHandsIfYouBelieve believe the universe was created.]]

-->'''Agent HUB''': "[=SpaceBattles=]: Cannot go to the fridge to get a six pack without trying to get the elder gods to do it for them."
-->'''[=SemiSaneAuthor=]''': "[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/mlp-fim-the-conversion-bureau-story-idea-thread.235035/page-126#post-9238830 It's better not to try and summon them as I've found when trying to get a bottle of mineral water,]] [[FelonyMisdemeanor as they drink it before they give it to you.]]"

-->'''[=TheFourthman=]''': [[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/no-gods-only-guns-me-borderlands-fusion.247384/page-16#post-9758106 Udina is now future Nick Fury. My body was unprepared.]]

--> ''"Why is everyone assuming we're competent?\\

--> ''[[VideoGame/HaloCombatEvolved Halo:]] [[Franchise/MetalGear Metal]] VideoGame/{{Vanquish}} [[Franchise/MetalGear Gear]] VideoGame/{{Crysis}} Franchise/GhostInTheShell [[VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengeance Revengeance]] [[OverlyLongGag Drone Company Commander]] [[VideoGame/HaloCombatEvolved Combat Evolved]]''

--> ''"Obviously, we should use bad analogies to imply whenever we see the technology not doing the thing we want it to it's just that they've dialed it down because they're all just incompetents. Being so dumb they probably don't even know the dial goes up that high, you know, because they're dumb. Not at all like us.\\

--> ''"This is what happens when people make a calculation that relies on everybody involved being [[TooDumbToLive too stupid to breathe.]] The very context established by the characters is questioned on the grounds of their staggering stupidity. If you're too dumb to use your FTL fists to punch a guy in his laser eye before it fires when he's [[CallingYourAttacks announced he's firing his laser eye at you(and he's also dumb enough to announce he's firing his laser eye at you)]], and you are assumed to not be a vegetable relative to other characters, the guy with the laser eye is by extension rendered so stupid his claim of his laser eye being a laser eye is moot because he'd believe he had a laser eye if someone celotaped a live chicken to his face."''

--> ''"Spacebattles stalkers are the best. I mean you have a site already filled to the brim with OCD nerds who obsess over minor, pointless details found in obscure snippets of popular culture and flaunt them like symbols of heraldry ... [[EvenNerdsHaveStandards But even the freaks have even freakier freaks to look down upon and shun to the outskirts of their group.]]"''

--> '''[=Tyrion77=]:''' You've really got to rather pity the Reapers in that. I mean, seriously, how on earth do you plan for that kind of level of bullshit?
--> '''Agayek:''' By subscribing to the school of thought that is known as "Spacebattles competence".\\

--> ''"Spacebattles: Equally at home with calculating the proper amount of dakka to commit xenocide as it is with speculating on feather-dragon-alien/human mating rituals."''

--> '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/feathers-and-fire-sw-si.271476/page-11#post-12056279 P053id0n]]:''' SB really is the geek Center. One implied sex scene(not even graphic mind you) and 10 pages about the theoritical (sic) "mechanics" of it.
--> '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/feathers-and-fire-sw-si.271476/page-11#post-12056303 AkumaOuja]]:''' Not to mention we do it with theme music and without actually stating our hypothesis directly till one of us gets bored.

--> '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/pope-explicitly-condemns-trickle-down-economics-as-immoral-and-ineffective.277351/page-3#post-12467928 Bookwyrm]]:''' anyone else get that feeling that the world needs a shake-up pretty soon or cyberpunk dystopia for everyone?
--> '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/pope-explicitly-condemns-trickle-down-economics-as-immoral-and-ineffective.277351/page-3#post-12467979 *THASF*]]:''' But, I ''want'' to [[VideoGame/DeusExHumanRevolution have my neck snapped by a bionic assassin whose wrist can rotate a full 360 degrees!]] That would be like, ''so'' rad. Moar deregulation plz.

--> ''"Perfectly Reasonable™ calcs are the logic equivalent of a date rape- you take a nice, canonic premise out, promise it a good time and start talking about things it likes. But at some point you slip something in when it isn't looking, something bad. Before it knows it everything's all wrong, it wakes up somewhere it never had any intention of going and has only the vaguest sense of how it got there or why it's all sore and looking nothing like it did earlier.\\

--> Spacebattles.

--> ''"We have serious discussions about ANYTHING."''

--> ''"It doesn't need to be said. This is SB. We will engage in wild mass guessing and bizarre shipping until the story tells us otherwise. Then we will start arguing why the story is wrong."''

--> ''"The reason Turians (and Batarians) are hated by SB so much is simple.\\

-->'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/11131089/ Evilcat]]''': Batarians? that seems like a poor comparison. we at least have style when we crack out the cartoonish villainy. Just look at our penchant for fancy hat's. Ain't no batarian gonna out style our skill at Hat.
-->'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/11131180/ Kerrus]]''': honestly, we would've saved the whole goddamn galaxy, because here's what we would have done (as the Batarians):
--->1. Disable the Alpha Relay's mass sensors.
--->2. Reposition the Alpha Relay into a low solar orbit, pointing into the sun.
--->3. Make some popcorn.
--->4. Watch the fireworks.
-->'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/11131283/ Evilcat]]''': Huh, who would have thought you could beat the reapers by using the galactic equivalent of painting a tunnel on a wall. Is there anything you cant teach us Wile E. Coyote.

--> '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/acceleration-thread-3-endgame-was-a-terrible-movie.291812/page-40#post-13743903 uju32]]:''' But maybe I'm judging her by the standards of SB competence, which is a very high standard to meet.
--> '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/acceleration-thread-3-endgame-was-a-terrible-movie.291812/page-40#post-13743945 PostwarGryphon]]:''' Well... most of the time. Honestly SB competence is kind of wibbly/wobbly in effectivness. (sic)
--> '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/acceleration-thread-3-endgame-was-a-terrible-movie.291812/page-40#post-13743973 inverted_helix]]:''' I disagree, I think that SB competence at executing a given plan is fairly high. It's just that SB's ''goals'' and ''values'' tend to be all over the place and often contrary.

--> '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/spacebattles-marvelverse.292509/page-7#post-13826103 GoukaRyuu]]:''' Deadpool claims to be the hivemind of some place called SB, whatever that is. ;)
--> '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/spacebattles-marvelverse.292509/page-7#post-13827110 MDLv3.2]]:''' No, Deadpool is too restrained and lucid, too compassionate and stoic, to be the SB hivemind.

--> ''"Weaver clearly belongs to the Spacebattles school of giant monster killing. NukeEm. Didn't work? [[MoreDakka Use more nukes.]] [[BiggerIsBetter Use bigger nukes.]] Kidnap Tinkers and force them to create horrifying [[EarthShatteringKaboom planet cracking]] {{antimatter}} weaponry. Repeat until you kill the monster or the world."''

--> ''"Doesn't change the fact that Spacebattles managed to figure out how to drop a small star on Leviathan using two capes (neither of which were Sundancer), a glass jar, and a lake with the only assumption being that the Passengers don't cry foul. Taylor has... not done that."''

--> ''"Welcome to Spacebattles. We write fanfics of fanfics that are about other fanfics that idly, in some oblique way, mention the original source material."''

--> ''"Dude, this is SB.com. Are you at all surprised that we're killing the dreams of kiddies around here?"''

--> ''".... I just sort of realized something.\\

--> ''"You guys are talking about the SB of countries here; we like explosions, have deadly animals, and in WWI our soldiers charged into trenches on cavalry."''

--> '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/disturbing-australian-stay-in-school-psa.284156/#post-12988438 Sum Sine Regno]]:''' I was expecting something more tame and more in the vein of biting social satire...and I got explosions?
--> '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/disturbing-australian-stay-in-school-psa.284156/page-3#post-12991924 Mashadarof402]]:''' That's because the mind behind the ad is from SB.\\

--> ''"It's my fault for telling this story on a site where "nuke it from orbit" or "construct a needlessly elaborate lethal trap" is considered to be a legitimate method of problem solving."''

--> ''"Spacebattles: Its (sic) like a drug and anime but its free and even more addicting."''

--> ''"I'm given to understand that derailment around here is not done by halves. When space battles derails it '''derails and goes through the fucking moon...''' or so I'm told."''

--> '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/rwby-the-gamer-the-games-we-play-disk-four.311394/page-165#post-15262160 Daniel K. English]]:''' Wow, everyone here is so tense. I thought SB was a melting pot of grimdark, angst and agony but now I realize you're all princesses at heart. That's so... sweet. And hilarious. Hahahaha!
--> '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/rwby-the-gamer-the-games-we-play-disk-four.311394/page-165#post-15262192 GorgonEyed]]:''' I believe the quote is "Spacebattles: Rambo on the outside, Disney Princess on the inside."
--> '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/rwby-the-gamer-the-games-we-play-disk-four.311394/page-165#post-15262193 Image]]:''' SB for the most part are Rambo Princesses. We love the cool explosions and awesome moments but really love the [[SugarWiki/{{WAFF}} waff]] and cute things.
--> '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/rwby-the-gamer-the-games-we-play-disk-four.311394/page-165#post-15262255 Tikigod784]]:''' So SB is Mulan?

--> '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/dracula-untold.303972/page-5#post-15366443 Wyzilla]]:''' If you must make vampires sexual, at least make it depraved and monstrous.
--> '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/dracula-untold.303972/page-5#post-15366480 Lord Xelkor]]:''' Any good director would throw it to SB to come up with something Good.
--> '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/dracula-untold.303972/page-6#post-15366574 Lerticus]]:''' The vampires gain [[Literature/TheCulture gridfire]], but not before [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic the ponies]] gather together for the final showdown. Somehow Wetapunga is behind it all.

--> '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/15608767/ Imperial Waltz]]:''' I think that SB, predictably, is putting more thought into this than the OP intended to give.
--> '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/15612727/ Don Julio]]:''' Wait till we start calculating probable yields of the warhead that exploded in the little village, going off collateral damage radii..

--> ''"Congrats, Iuhnas, you have successfully found something so baffling not even Spacebattlers can make sense of it. That deserves an award, but I'm not sure it'd be euclidean."''

--> ''"Its called SB competence, where every character must be a stone cold unemotional badass capable of thinking clearly and logically in any situation, has the script in their back pocket, uses meta knowledge to plan for every eventuality, and never makes any mistakes. Or something to that effect."''

--> ''"That was a joke. Please do not actually attempt to eat the moon."''

--> ''"Fine. We give no guarantees about weaponizing the thing."''

--> ''"You can not understand Space Battles if you think you understand Space Battles you have misunderstood Space Battles. For Space battles is beyound (sic) mere mortal understanding. Those immortal entities that post here just give up in terror at the potential conclusions they reach.\\

--> '''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/11312836/ captain melgar]]:''' well it's less than 12 hours and we have gone from zepplins to the stupid legislation of helium
--> SB. don't ever change
--> '''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/11312866/ LockedKeye]]:''' I think I learn more science here than I ever did in high school.

--> ''"*tears of joy* "I CAN FINALLY SCRATCH MY ASS!""''

--> ''"Indeed. This is Spacebattles. Nothing is safe from exposure, inspection, and introspection here.\\

--> ''"What's this? An OP that asks for the genocide of one side is derailed by [=SpaceBattlers=] suggesting diplomacy?\\

--> '''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/18915695/ Zenos14]]:''' Is it bad that the more I think on the subject of sex bots the more I want to get one, mod it with as much military/closest to military grade weapons and armor I can find while still keeping it somewhat feminine, and entering it in a battlebots-esque competition against other similar modded sex bots?

-->''"I'm sure that you could cut the "plot" out of a michael bay movie and you'd likely have the end results of an SB created film...after that we'd be banned from the industry by various militaries worldwide"''

--> ''"Though I feel it necessary to point out, if we wanted it to be TRULY [=SpaceBattles=], we should make sure to hit things like Elijah and the Prophets of Baal. It a straight up Biblical vs. debate complete with orbital bombardment, trash talking, and calculable firepower statements. :p"''

--> ''"*shudder* Damnit Spacebattles, stop making healing so horrifying!"''

--> ''"... I love this site sometimes. It's the only form of communication I know where someone can expressly and specifically say something over and over again, but the other guy still takes the completely opposite meaning :)"''

--> '''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/21708148/ Agwara]]:''' Has this literally become "ship banned members with each other"? :lol:
--> '''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/21708153/ Jesse Lee]]:''' You're asking this... On Spacebattles?

--> '''"[[FoodPorn I think my stomach orgasmed looking at that burger...]]"'''

--> ''"You are a member of spacebattles. You are on SEVERAL watchlists."''

--> ''"Let's be honest: Spacebattles would absolutely run a 'heroic anti-villain' like [[Literature/{{Worm}} Accord]], right down to taking the 'Murderous OCD' drawback in return for awesome inventing powers. The PRT isn't wrong to call him a villain, but a good number of people in the Protectorate deserve that label as well."''

--> ''"This is Spacebattles. Intense discussions about the plausibility of vat-grown food is par for the course."''

-->''"Please, do not compare SB to the other, less ambitious, more grounded, forums out there. The goal is to find out how soon the Milky Way can be used as a shuriken against our foes. Nothing less will be receivable."''

-->''"Wait, how did we get from "unfuck the F-35" to throwing galaxies as shurikens?????????"''

-->''"I checked your join date, and 2008 is more than long enough to no longer be asking such a bloody silly question on Spacebattles."''

-->''"Most of SB is made up of nerds with a rather self-aware and self-deprecating sense of humour. The whole 'leave your sanity at the door' spiel is mostly an acknowledgement that SB can be very, very weird, and that we're quite happy that way.''
-->''"I mean, seriously, [[Fanfic/{{BelatedBattleships}} this]] is fanfiction exploring the idea that ''murderous demons from the sea ''have taken the shape of young girls/ship hybrids and humanity's best defense against them is the'' '''''incarnate souls of [=WW2=] ships that have taken the shape and mindset of young girls and women while somehow giving the laws of physics the middle finger."'''''

-->'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/28457369/ Randy The Black Knight]]''': ''I vote Sithking Zero for Emperor of Space Battles and .00000000000000000000000006% of the rest of the internet.''
-->'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/28457978/ Sithking Zero]]''': ''... You realize that you're nominating me for having the highly radical opinion that "Hey, maybe we should think that people aren't innately assholes," right?''
-->'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/28458041/ Kyakan]]''': ''On Spacebattles, that view is revolutionary.''
-->'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/28458182/ Sithking Zero]]''': ''That explains SO MUCH of why'' ''[[Literature/{{Worm}} Worm]]'' ''is popular here. And is also really, really sad.''

-->'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/how-to-drill-your-way-through-your-problems-worm-ttgl-si.503134/page-31#post-34542097 X-777TheReQUium«»Tm]]''': ''And now I want to see what happens when you use a'' ''[[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann core drill]]'' ''to spiralize the megas from'' ''[[WesternAnimation/MegasXLR Megas XLR]]''.'' Also would like to see it used on the'' ''[[Film/{{Transformers}} allspark from transformers]]''. ''On'' [[WesternAnimation/VoltronLegendaryDefender Voltron]]''. ''A'' [[Franchise/KamenRider kamen rider belt]]''.'' [[Franchise/GreenLantern Planet Oa]]''. ''[[Franchise/{{Transformers}} Cybertron]]''. ''[[Film/{{Tron}} TRON]]''. ''The [[Franchise/{{Terminator}} reprogrammed terminator]]''. ''The'' [[Franchise/CthulhuMythos necronomicon ex mortis]]''. ''[[Anime/TheBigO Big O]]''. ''[[Anime/MobileSuitGundam00 Transam gundam 00]]''. ''[[Franchise/{{Halo}} Cortana]]''. ''A non-hostile vampire.'' ''[[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Bender]]''. ''The'' ''[[Videogame/{{Prototype}} blacklight virus]]''. ''A rubber duck. Two guns. ''[[KitchenSinkIncluded The kitchen sink]]''. ''And sooooo much more.''

-->''Spacebattles. The oinly place where you will find the words [[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons Bag of Holding]] and Ideal Rocket Equation in the same paragraph.''

-->'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/38535730/ gavinfoxx]]:''' Okay, quick primer on Literature/TheCulture:\\

* Have the hedonistic people on the Federations core planets actually be the people crewing the starships
-->'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/38569348/ Kalaong]]:''' You forgot "Add medical technology that makes everyone functionally ageless and capable of recovering from getting torn to shreds so all these ultra-high-tech posthuman militaristic hedonists with [=WMDs=], ninja skillz and a penchant for screwing with low-tech dictators have hundreds of years of experience in trolling."

--> AKA, The Culture is what Spacebattles would be if the majority liked sex, drugs and orbital skydiving more than they liked blowing up Alderaan. ''And had the technology to actually carry out their fantasies.''

-->'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/45190345/ OathToOblivion]]:''' These people have no ''life''.\\

— [[https://kotaku.com/bowser-is-only-four-feet-tall-judging-by-luigi-s-penis-1823840265/amp On finding out how people determined that]] [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Bowser]] [[https://kotaku.com/bowser-is-only-four-feet-tall-judging-by-luigi-s-penis-1823840265/amp is only four feet tall thanks to]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext Luigi’s penis.]]

-->(reads a whole bunch of pages of discussion almost entirely about Astromech acquisition)\\

-->Good lord that's an ugly spaceship. I think I'm in love.\\

-->You fool. Mak Taru's hatred for bronies is more than a simple emotion. It is the stuff of legends. It is a burning, baleful, seething detest, a hate with few comparisons. It is so powerful that it burns across the minds of all bronykind, a lingering, hateful shadow on the edge of their awareness.\\

--> ''"Beta, this is Website/DeviantART. There ARE no normal people here. Heck, the only site with a higher insanity index than us is Spacebattles, and even then not by much.\\

-->'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/54722842/ Ironypus]]''': I'd say that having an organisation essentially bully a teenager into compliance for acting out badly is excessive, but this is spacebattles.
-->'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/54727633/ Ferdiad]]''': Spacebattles members lose their fucking minds if [[Literature/{{Worm}} Cauldron or the PRT]] are shown in a mildly positive light, years of fanon have made them worse than Nazis in their heads

-->Only on SB can we get people wanting to tame the EldritchAbomination to waifu it

-->Second, maybe -- hear me out, this is a radical notion -- she wants to build relationships and circumstances that better ''herself'' and not just her goals? Yes, saving the world is all well and good, get on that tout suite, but [[Literature/{{Worm}} Taylor]] is not a hollow shell piloted by [=SpaceBattlers=] nor is she some kind of [[RationalFic Rationality Elemental]] (*twitch*). She has wants and desires and emotions and shit that the vast, lukewarm and unsympathetic minds that inhabit ''this'' place don't seem to get. At the very least she knows exactly where cutting away everything that makes her human to focus on The Mission leads: [[spoiler:''Kephri''.]] And I don't think she wants to go there if she can help it.

-->This is why I love this site. Someone posts a stupid image where people get turned into gold to make a political statement, and instead we look at it and think "Can we actually harvest people for gold? How many people for how much gold?"

-->It had to be said. I admit I laughed at the idea. Well, cackled, really. Dear god, can you imagine. Squid!Leaders are basically SB put through a machine that strips out empathy and ethics before installing megalomania and a manipulative steak better measured in astronomical units. And you want to ''copy'' them?"

-->If the nuke was too subtle."

-->Nowhere else but Spacebattles would that sentence not only be typed but also make sense."

-->-- [[https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/kathalonda-resurgent-from-the-ashes-sequel-empire-builder.247279/page-77#post-12287296 Sayle]]

-->It had to be said. I admit I laughed at the idea. Well, cackled, really. Dear god, can you imagine. Squid!Leaders are basically SB put through a machine that strips out empathy and ethics before installing megalomania and a manipulative steak better measured in astronomical units. And you want to copy them?"

-->-- [[https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/kathalonda-resurgent-from-the-ashes-sequel-empire-builder.247279/page-

-->-- [[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/20364377 trooperist]]

-->-- [[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/59470495/ Mal-3]]

--> '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/rwby-the-gamer-the-games-we-play-disk-four.311394/page-165#post-15262193 Image]]:''' SB for the most part are Rambo Princesses. We love the cool explosions and awesome moments but really love the {{waff}} and cute things.

-->-- [[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/54964366/ Seraphim500]]

-->'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/54727633/ Ferdiad]]''': Spacebattles members lose their fucking minds if [[Literature/{{Worm}} Cauldron or the PRT]] are shown in a mildly positive light, years of fanon have made them worse than Nazis in their heads

-->--'''[[https://www.deviantart.com/mind-fracture/art/Silent-4koma-1-260033351 Mind-Fracture]]'''

--> ''"Beta, this is DeviantART. There ARE no normal people here. Heck, the only site with a higher insanity index than us is Spacebattles, and even then not by much.\\