Gentlemens Dame 883 here. If you could not figure it out, my username is (or was supposed to be, but I failed my Math check that time) a Viewers Are Geniuses reference to "LadiesMan217" from the first of the live-action Transformers films. Am I a guy or not? I'm trying to not give that away.
Also, the number of judgmental comments about soullessness and tearjerking suggests that I am indeed a soulless ghoul. Fascinating.