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-->'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/54727633/ Ferdiad]]''': Spacebattles members lose their fucking minds if [[Literature/{{Worm}} Cauldron or the PRT]] are shown in a mildly positive light, years of fanon have made them worse than Nazis in their heads

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-->'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/54727633/ Ferdiad]]''': Spacebattles members lose their fucking minds if [[Literature/{{Worm}} Cauldron or the PRT]] are shown in a mildly positive light, years of fanon have made them worse than Nazis in their headsheads

-->Only on SB can we get people wanting to tame the EldritchAbomination to waifu it
-->-- [[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/54964366/ Seraphim500]]


-->--'''[[https://www.deviantart.com/mind-fracture/art/Silent-4koma-1-260033351 Mind-Fracture]]'''

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-->--'''[[https://www.deviantart.com/mind-fracture/art/Silent-4koma-1-260033351 Mind-Fracture]]'''Mind-Fracture]]'''

-->'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/54722842/ Ironypus]]''': I'd say that having an organisation essentially bully a teenager into compliance for acting out badly is excessive, but this is spacebattles.
-->'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/54727633/ Ferdiad]]''': Spacebattles members lose their fucking minds if [[Literature/{{Worm}} Cauldron or the PRT]] are shown in a mildly positive light, years of fanon have made them worse than Nazis in their heads


--> ''"Beta, this is DeviantART. There ARE no normal people here. Heck, the only site with a higher insanity index than us is Spacebattles, and even then not by much.\\

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--> ''"Beta, this is DeviantART.Website/DeviantART. There ARE no normal people here. Heck, the only site with a higher insanity index than us is Spacebattles, and even then not by much.\\



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--> ''"Fine. We give no guarantees about weaponizing the thing."''
-->-- '''[[http://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/6177955/ havocfett]]'''




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-->''"Wait, how did we get from "unfuck the F-35" to throwing galaxies as shurikens?????????"''
-->--'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/unfuck-the-f-35.212601/page-5#post-7773972 synx]]'''
-->''"I checked your join date, and 2008 is more than long enough to no longer be asking such a bloody silly question on Spacebattles."''
-->--'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/unfuck-the-f-35.212601/page-5#post-7773980 ArchAngel]]'''



-->-- [[https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/the-greatest-stomp-in-the-history-of-sb.316410/#post-15575341 Balrion King Frost]]

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-->-- [[https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/the-greatest-stomp-in-the-history-of-sb.316410/#post-15575341 Balrion King Frost]]Frost]]



--> ''"Beta, this is DeviantART. There ARE no normal people here. Heck, the only site with a higher insanity index than us is Spacebattles, and even then not by much.\\
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Obviously you've never visited Spacebattles before. That place is a clusterf*ck of insanity the likes of which has not been SINCE 4chan and 2chan. Most threads in that forum usually devolve into rampant speculation and arguments on the exact destructive potential of various Exterminatus scenarios, regardless of whether or not said thread had anything to do with Full-Power Ultimate Destruction to begin with.\\
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One of the most popular threads on Spacebattles is a story about a Dalek dumped into the Puella Magi Madoka Magica universe who then decides to try and free the human race from the Incubators. The frightening part is that IT MAKES SENSE IN CONTEXT.\\
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I love Spacebattles."''
-->--'''[[https://www.deviantart.com/mind-fracture/art/Silent-4koma-1-260033351 Mind-Fracture]]'''



Mak Taru's hate for bronies is as unto a collapsing star compared to the bonfire you feel. It is hate so absolute it breaks the barriers of time and space, life and death, speed and sound. It is hate to shame a Dalek. Hate to blot the stars. Hate to curdle life itself and make Khorne weep with inadequacy.

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Mak Taru's hate for bronies is as unto a collapsing star compared to the bonfire you feel. It is hate so absolute it breaks the barriers of time and space, life and death, speed and sound. It is hate to shame a Dalek. Hate to blot the stars. Hate to curdle life itself and make Khorne weep with inadequacy.\\


-->You fool. Mak Taru's hatred for bronies is more than a simple emotion. It is the stuff of legends. It is a burning, baleful, seething detest, a hate with few comparisons. It is so powerful that it burns across the minds of all bronykind, a lingering, hateful shadow on the edge of their awareness.

Think of the person or thing you hate most. Someone who has always kicked you when you are down. Someone who revulses you so utterly you would not grace them with a drop of spit were they to spontaneously immolate. Your hatred for them, imagine it as a burning, roaring flame stoked by wrath.

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-->You fool. Mak Taru's hatred for bronies is more than a simple emotion. It is the stuff of legends. It is a burning, baleful, seething detest, a hate with few comparisons. It is so powerful that it burns across the minds of all bronykind, a lingering, hateful shadow on the edge of their awareness.

awareness.\\
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Think of the person or thing you hate most. Someone who has always kicked you when you are down. Someone who revulses you so utterly you would not grace them with a drop of spit were they to spontaneously immolate. Your hatred for them, imagine it as a burning, roaring flame stoked by wrath.
wrath.\\


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You fool. Mak Taru's hatred for bronies is more than a simple emotion. It is the stuff of legends. It is a burning, baleful, seething detest, a hate with few comparisons. It is so powerful that it burns across the minds of all bronykind, a lingering, hateful shadow on the edge of their awareness.

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-->You fool. Mak Taru's hatred for bronies is more than a simple emotion. It is the stuff of legends. It is a burning, baleful, seething detest, a hate with few comparisons. It is so powerful that it burns across the minds of all bronykind, a lingering, hateful shadow on the edge of their awareness.


-->-- [[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/48739598/ strangebloke]]

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-->-- [[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/48739598/ strangebloke]]strangebloke]]


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You fool. Mak Taru's hatred for bronies is more than a simple emotion. It is the stuff of legends. It is a burning, baleful, seething detest, a hate with few comparisons. It is so powerful that it burns across the minds of all bronykind, a lingering, hateful shadow on the edge of their awareness.

Think of the person or thing you hate most. Someone who has always kicked you when you are down. Someone who revulses you so utterly you would not grace them with a drop of spit were they to spontaneously immolate. Your hatred for them, imagine it as a burning, roaring flame stoked by wrath.

Mak Taru's hate for bronies is as unto a collapsing star compared to the bonfire you feel. It is hate so absolute it breaks the barriers of time and space, life and death, speed and sound. It is hate to shame a Dalek. Hate to blot the stars. Hate to curdle life itself and make Khorne weep with inadequacy.
-->-- [[https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/the-greatest-stomp-in-the-history-of-sb.316410/#post-15575341 Balrion King Frost]]


- [[https://forums.spacebattles.com/members/00zy99.35430/ 00Zy99]]

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- [[https://forums.-->--[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/members/00zy99.35430/ 00Zy99]]00Zy99]]

-->Good lord that's an ugly spaceship. I think I'm in love.\\
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I was going to comment on the endless nerding out over the strategic applications of lucrehulks when there's ''so much stuff'' going on in the rest of the chapter...\\
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But then, this is spacebattles. What did I expect, actually?
-->-- [[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/48739598/ strangebloke]]


ó [[https://kotaku.com/bowser-is-only-four-feet-tall-judging-by-luigi-s-penis-1823840265/amp On finding out how people determined that]] [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Bowser]] [[https://kotaku.com/bowser-is-only-four-feet-tall-judging-by-luigi-s-penis-1823840265/amp is only four feet tall thanks to]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext Luigiís penis.]]

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ó [[https://kotaku.com/bowser-is-only-four-feet-tall-judging-by-luigi-s-penis-1823840265/amp On finding out how people determined that]] [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Bowser]] [[https://kotaku.com/bowser-is-only-four-feet-tall-judging-by-luigi-s-penis-1823840265/amp is only four feet tall thanks to]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext Luigiís penis.]]]]

-->(reads a whole bunch of pages of discussion almost entirely about Astromech acquisition)\\
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...yup.\\
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Everything's normal here.\\
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Carry on, Spacebattles, carry on.
- [[https://forums.spacebattles.com/members/00zy99.35430/ 00Zy99]]


--> AKA, The Culture is what Spacebattles would be if the majority liked sex, drugs and orbital skydiving more than they liked blowing up Alderaan. ''And had the technology to actually carry out their fantasies.''

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--> AKA, The Culture is what Spacebattles would be if the majority liked sex, drugs and orbital skydiving more than they liked blowing up Alderaan. ''And had the technology to actually carry out their fantasies.''''

-->'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/45190345/ OathToOblivion]]:''' These people have no ''life''.\\
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And are probably wrong.\\
'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/45190492/ universalperson]]:''' Is it any different from how Spacebattles routinely argues about things that are usually just as pointless?\\
'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/45190651/ ngetal]]:''' Except that we're calculating mass destruction and feats, not dong sizes.\\
ó [[https://kotaku.com/bowser-is-only-four-feet-tall-judging-by-luigi-s-penis-1823840265/amp On finding out how people determined that]] [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Bowser]] [[https://kotaku.com/bowser-is-only-four-feet-tall-judging-by-luigi-s-penis-1823840265/amp is only four feet tall thanks to]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext Luigiís penis.]]


-->'''Agent HUB''': "SpaceBattles: Cannot go to the fridge to get a six pack without trying to get the elder gods to do it for them."

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-->'''Agent HUB''': "SpaceBattles: "[=SpaceBattles=]: Cannot go to the fridge to get a six pack without trying to get the elder gods to do it for them."


--> ''[[VideoGame/HaloCombatEvolved Halo:]] [[Franchise/MetalGear Metal]] {{Vanquish}} [[Franchise/MetalGear Gear]] VideoGame/{{Crysis}} Franchise/GhostInTheShell [[VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengeance Revengeance]] [[OverlyLongGag Drone Company Commander]] [[VideoGame/HaloCombatEvolved Combat Evolved]]''

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--> ''[[VideoGame/HaloCombatEvolved Halo:]] [[Franchise/MetalGear Metal]] {{Vanquish}} VideoGame/{{Vanquish}} [[Franchise/MetalGear Gear]] VideoGame/{{Crysis}} Franchise/GhostInTheShell [[VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengeance Revengeance]] [[OverlyLongGag Drone Company Commander]] [[VideoGame/HaloCombatEvolved Combat Evolved]]''


-->'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/38535730/ gavinfoxx]]:''' Okay, quick primer on Literature/TheCulture:
* Take the Federation from Franchise/StarTrek
* Add about 1000 years of rapid technological development
* Remove the prohibition on gene modding, the hesitation on making artificial life forms, the hesitation on militarization and having wmd's, the restriction on cloaking and such, and the prime directive.

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-->'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/38535730/ gavinfoxx]]:''' Okay, quick primer on Literature/TheCulture:
Literature/TheCulture:\\
* Take the Federation from Franchise/StarTrek
Franchise/StarTrek\\
* Add about 1000 years of rapid technological development
development\\
* Remove the prohibition on gene modding, the hesitation on making artificial life forms, the hesitation on militarization and having wmd's, the restriction on cloaking and such, and the prime directive.\\


-->''Spacebattles. The oinly place where you will find the words Bag of Holding and Ideal Rocket Equation in the same paragraph.''
-->-- '''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/37799412/ Stainless Steel Fox]]'''

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-->''Spacebattles. The oinly place where you will find the words [[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons Bag of Holding Holding]] and Ideal Rocket Equation in the same paragraph.''
-->-- '''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/37799412/ Stainless Steel Fox]]'''Fox]]'''

-->'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/38535730/ gavinfoxx]]:''' Okay, quick primer on Literature/TheCulture:
*Take the Federation from Franchise/StarTrek
*Add about 1000 years of rapid technological development
*Remove the prohibition on gene modding, the hesitation on making artificial life forms, the hesitation on militarization and having wmd's, the restriction on cloaking and such, and the prime directive.
*Have the hedonistic people on the Federations core planets actually be the people crewing the starships
-->'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/38569348/ Kalaong]]:''' You forgot "Add medical technology that makes everyone functionally ageless and capable of recovering from getting torn to shreds so all these ultra-high-tech posthuman militaristic hedonists with [=WMDs=], ninja skillz and a penchant for screwing with low-tech dictators have hundreds of years of experience in trolling."

--> AKA, The Culture is what Spacebattles would be if the majority liked sex, drugs and orbital skydiving more than they liked blowing up Alderaan. ''And had the technology to actually carry out their fantasies.''

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