History Quotes / SpaceBattlesDotCom

-->-- [[https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/the-greatest-stomp-in-the-history-of-sb.316410/#post-15575341 Balrion King Frost]]

Mak Taru's hate for bronies is as unto a collapsing star compared to the bonfire you feel. It is hate so absolute it breaks the barriers of time and space, life and death, speed and sound. It is hate to shame a Dalek. Hate to blot the stars. Hate to curdle life itself and make Khorne weep with inadequacy.

-->You fool. Mak Taru's hatred for bronies is more than a simple emotion. It is the stuff of legends. It is a burning, baleful, seething detest, a hate with few comparisons. It is so powerful that it burns across the minds of all bronykind, a lingering, hateful shadow on the edge of their awareness.

Think of the person or thing you hate most. Someone who has always kicked you when you are down. Someone who revulses you so utterly you would not grace them with a drop of spit were they to spontaneously immolate. Your hatred for them, imagine it as a burning, roaring flame stoked by wrath.

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You fool. Mak Taru's hatred for bronies is more than a simple emotion. It is the stuff of legends. It is a burning, baleful, seething detest, a hate with few comparisons. It is so powerful that it burns across the minds of all bronykind, a lingering, hateful shadow on the edge of their awareness.

-->-- [[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/48739598/ strangebloke]]

- [[https://forums.spacebattles.com/members/00zy99.35430/ 00Zy99]]

— [[https://kotaku.com/bowser-is-only-four-feet-tall-judging-by-luigi-s-penis-1823840265/amp On finding out how people determined that]] [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Bowser]] [[https://kotaku.com/bowser-is-only-four-feet-tall-judging-by-luigi-s-penis-1823840265/amp is only four feet tall thanks to]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext Luigi’s penis.]]

--> AKA, The Culture is what Spacebattles would be if the majority liked sex, drugs and orbital skydiving more than they liked blowing up Alderaan. ''And had the technology to actually carry out their fantasies.''

-->'''Agent HUB''': "SpaceBattles: Cannot go to the fridge to get a six pack without trying to get the elder gods to do it for them."

--> ''[[VideoGame/HaloCombatEvolved Halo:]] [[Franchise/MetalGear Metal]] {{Vanquish}} [[Franchise/MetalGear Gear]] VideoGame/{{Crysis}} Franchise/GhostInTheShell [[VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengeance Revengeance]] [[OverlyLongGag Drone Company Commander]] [[VideoGame/HaloCombatEvolved Combat Evolved]]''

-->'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/38535730/ gavinfoxx]]:''' Okay, quick primer on Literature/TheCulture:
* Take the Federation from Franchise/StarTrek
* Add about 1000 years of rapid technological development
* Remove the prohibition on gene modding, the hesitation on making artificial life forms, the hesitation on militarization and having wmd's, the restriction on cloaking and such, and the prime directive.

-->''Spacebattles. The oinly place where you will find the words Bag of Holding and Ideal Rocket Equation in the same paragraph.''
-->-- '''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/37799412/ Stainless Steel Fox]]'''

-->''"You realize [[Franchise/MassEffect Kasumi]] appears to have a plan involving a small Krogan statue, a gun, and a Honey Badger. And possibly ({{Exalted}}) Sheppard."''

-->'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/how-to-drill-your-way-through-your-problems-worm-ttgl-si.503134/page-31#post-34542142 Burningice53]]''': ''Welcome to Spacebattles.'' ''[[WithGreatPowerComesGreatInsanity I see you have already gone mad with power.]]''

-->''"I mean, seriously, [[Fanfic/{{BelatedBattleships}} this]] is fanfiction exploring the idea that ''murderous demons from the sea ''have taken the shape of young girls/ship hybrids and humanity's best defense against them is the'' '''''incarnate souls of WW2 ships that have taken the shape and mindset of young girls and women while somehow giving the laws of physics the middle finger."'''''

-->'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/28458182/ Sithking Zero]]''': ''That explains SO MUCH of why'' ''[[Literature/{{Worm}} Worm]]'' ''is popular here. And is also really, really sad.''

-->--'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/28457369/ Randy The Black Knight]]''': ''I vote Sithking Zero for Emperor of Space Battles and .00000000000000000000000006% of the rest of the internet.''
-->--'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/28457978/ Sithking Zero]]''': ''... You realize that you're nominating me for having the highly radical opinion that "Hey, maybe we should think that people aren't innately assholes," right?''
-->--'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/28458041/ Kyakan]]''': ''On Spacebattles, that view is revolutionary.''
-->--'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/28458182/ Sithking Zero]]''': ''That explains SO MUCH of why'' ''[[Literature/{{Worm}} Worm]]'' ''is popular here. And is also really, really sad.''

-->--'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/28457369/ Randy The Black Knight]]''': I vote Sithking Zero for Emperor of Space Battles and .00000000000000000000000006% of the rest of the internet.
-->--'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/28457978/ Sithking Zero]]''': ... You realize that you're nominating me for having the highly radical opinion that "Hey, maybe we should think that people aren't innately assholes," right?
-->--'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/28458041/ Kyakan]]''': On Spacebattles, that view is revolutionary.
-->--'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/28458182/ Sithking Zero]]''': That explains SO MUCH of why [[Literature/{{Worm}} Worm]] is popular here. And is also really, really sad.

-->--'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/belated-battleships-2-the-battleshippening-kancolle.426988/page-179#post-28236521 Hazard]]'''

-->''I mean, seriously, this is fanfiction exploring the idea that murderous demons from the sea have taken the shape of young girls/ship hybrids and humanity's best defense against them is the incarnate souls of WW2 ships that have taken the shape and mindset of young girls and women while somehow giving the laws of physics the middle finger."''

-->''"Most of SB is made up of nerds with a rather self-aware and self-deprecating sense of humour. The whole 'leave your sanity at the door' spiel is mostly an acknowledgement that SB can be very, very weird, and that we're quite happy that way. I mean, seriously, this is fanfiction exploring the idea that murderous demons from the sea have taken the shape of young girls/ship hybrids and humanity's best defense against them is the incarnate souls of WW2 ships that have taken the shape and mindset of young girls and women while somehow giving the laws of physics the middle finger."''

-->--'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/unfuck-the-f-35.212601/page-5#post-7772660 Rufus Shinra]]'''

-->''"*imagines*''

-->''Breaking News: at a Trump rally, a BLM fanatic attempts to shoot Trump. The GOP candidate is saved when a North Korean operative jumps in front of the first bullet, followed by an islamist terrorist rushing the shooter, yelling Trump Ackbar before detonating his suicide belt on the BLM guy and Putin doing CPR on a wounded Trump.''

-->''Truly he has the best friends."''
-->--'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/isis-fighters-say-that-trump-will-help-in-recruiting.422705/#post-25024832 Rufus Shinra]]'''

-->''"*imagines*

-->Breaking News: at a Trump rally, a BLM fanatic attempts to shoot Trump. The GOP candidate is saved when a North Korean operative jumps in front of the first bullet, followed by an islamist terrorist rushing the shooter, yelling Trump Ackbar before detonating his suicide belt on the BLM guy and Putin doing CPR on a wounded Trump.

-->Truly he has the best friends."''

--> ''"This is Spacebattles. Intense discussions about the plausibility of vat-grown food is par for the course.
-->--'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/goto/post?id=24509488#post-24509488 StellarSeeker]]'''

-->--'''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/22992756/ drake_azathoth]]'''

-->-- '''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/22783163/ kitsunedarkfire]]'''

--> '''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/21893907/ OmegaSeifer44X, refering to an Animal Style 3x3 In-N-Out Burger with Animal Style Fries.]]'''

--> '''[[https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/21708153/ Jesse Lee]]:''' You're asking this... On Spacebattles?