History Quotes / SmallReferencePools

->''If you do the routines I used to do, you genuinely get members of the Christian right coming up to you after gigs and online and going "Oh, yeah" — they love saying this, by the way — "[[PoliticalCorrectnessIsEvil Oh yeah, you'll make jokes about the Catholics. You'll make jokes about the Protestants. But you won't make jokes about the]] ''[[PoliticalCorrectnessIsEvil Muslims]]'', [[PoliticalCorrectnessIsEvil will ya?! No, you're not that]] ''[[PoliticalCorrectnessIsEvil brave]]'' [[PoliticalCorrectnessIsEvil to make jokes about the Muslims!]]" [...] To which I always say: there are two main reasons I don't make jokes about Muslims. A: I don't know a single fuckin' thing about Muslims. And B: Neither do you. Frankly, it'd be pointless. I could research and write the greatest Muslim-based material you've ever heard -- "Hey, what's up with the big golden horse that comes over the hill once a year and hands out cake to the kids, what's ''that'' all about?" -- and you'd all be there going "Is that a thing? I've never heard of that, is that a thing? [[SarcasmMode Geez, you really nailed the Muslims there, Dara, well done, congratulations."]] By the way, apologies to any Muslims in the room who are now sitting there going "[[CriticalResearchFailure What golden horse? What the fuck is the man talking about?!]] The man's a fuckin' idiot, I've read [[Literature/TheQuran the book]] cover to cover and I've never heard of that."''

-->-- '''[[http://projectnes.blogspot.com/2010/10/let-us-never-speak-of-this-again-cool.html El Sandifer]]'''

->''If you do the routines I used to do, you genuinely get members of the Christian right coming up to you after gigs and online and going "Oh, yeah" — they love saying this, by the way — "[[PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad Oh yeah, you'll make jokes about the Catholics. You'll make jokes about the Protestants. But you won't make jokes about the]] ''[[PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad Muslims]]'', [[PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad will ya?! No, you're not that]] ''[[PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad brave]]'' [[PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad to make jokes about the Muslims!]]" [...] To which I always say: there are two main reasons I don't make jokes about Muslims. A: I don't know a single fuckin' thing about Muslims. And B: Neither do you. Frankly, it'd be pointless. I could research and write the greatest Muslim-based material you've ever heard -- "Hey, what's up with the big golden horse that comes over the hill once a year and hands out cake to the kids, what's ''that'' all about?" -- and you'd all be there going "Is that a thing? I've never heard of that, is that a thing? [[SarcasmMode Geez, you really nailed the Muslims there, Dara, well done, congratulations."]] By the way, apologies to any Muslims in the room who are now sitting there going "[[CriticalResearchFailure What golden horse? What the fuck is the man talking about?!]] The man's a fuckin' idiot, I've read [[Literature/TheQuran the book]] cover to cover and I've never heard of that."''

'''Mr. Potato Head''': You uncultured swine.

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory''

->''"Look. If you're gonna reference the '[[ExpandedUniverse extended universe]]' you might as well reference a dream you had 'cuz nobody knows what you're talkin' about."''

->''"If you give up at this level, you'll never beat the Warlock Lord. ''[='=]My adventure ended like this...[='=]'' That's all you're going to get. Huh? I can't believe you didn't get my ''{{VideoGame/Shadowgate}}'' joke."''
-->-- '''Chiaki Nanami''', ''VisualNovel/SuperDanganRonpa2: Goodbye Despair''

-->-- '''[[http://projectnes.blogspot.com/2010/10/let-us-never-speak-of-this-again-cool.html Phil Sandifer]]'''

->''If you do the routines I used to do, you genuinely get members of the Christian right coming up to you after gigs and online and going "Oh, yeah" — they love saying this, by the way — "[[PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad Oh yeah, you'll make jokes about the Catholics. You'll make jokes about the Protestants. But you won't make jokes about the]] ''[[PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad Muslims]]'', [[PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad will ya?! No, you're not that]] ''[[PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad brave]]'' [[PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad to make jokes about the Muslims!]]" [...] To which I always say: there are two main reasons I don't make jokes about Muslims. A: I don't know a single fuckin' thing about Muslims. And B: Neither do you. Frankly, it'd be pointless. I could research and write the greatest Muslim-based material you've ever heard -- "Hey, what's up with the big golden horse that comes over the hill once a year and hands out cake to the kids, what's ''that'' all about?" -- and you'd all be there going "Is that a thing? I've never heard of that, is that a thing? [[SarcasmMode Geez, you really nailed the Muslims there, Dara, well done, congratulations."]] By the way, apologies to any Muslims in the room who are now sitting there going "What golden horse? What the fuck is the man talking about?! The man's a fuckin' idiot, I've read [[Literature/TheQuran the book]] cover to cover and I've never heard of that."''

''Some laughs there, a lot of people going "What was that? What was that supposed to be?" I'll tell you what that was; that was the best joke about Islam anyone in Britain's ever done, that was. It was even-handed, it was informed, it's what you say you want, isn't it? You go "Do stuff about Islam!" I just did. "Not like that Stu. Not where you have to know anything. When we said 'do stuff about Islam', we meant 'make fun of their hats'."''