History Quotes / Padding

You never shut up\\

Homeboy you never shut up''

->''"This was the year TV critics finally realized that having a lot of dialogue [[Series/TheNewsroom does not equal]] having good dialogue. '''ZOMG SO MANY WORDS HOW DOES SORKIN DO IT?'''"''

->''You talk too much\\

I said you talk too much\\

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->'''James''': I don't get it. [[CuttingTheKnot Why didn't we do this from the beginning?]]\\
'''Jessie''': [[BreakingTheFourthWall We have to fill a half hour.]]
-->--''Anime/{{Pokemon}}'', "Hypno's Naptime"

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->Scan, scan, scan…that’s all you people ever do! I’ve been through every deck on this ship and do you know what I’ve seen? Bipeds pushing buttons! Bipeds replacing relays! Bipeds running diagnostics! When are you going to do something ''interesting?''
-->--'''[=Q2=]''', ''Series/StarTrekVoyager''

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->You know a movie is in trouble when you start looking at your watch. You know it's in bad trouble when you start shaking your watch because you think it might have stopped.
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''' on ''Her Alibi'' (1981)

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-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2013/02/27/atlas-shrugged-part-ii-the-strike-2012-john-putch/ on]] ''Film/AtlasShrugged Part II: The Strike''

->'''Chris''': As you may have realized by this point, this movie is kind of poorly written. But hey, please enjoy two minutes of slapstick as Barb Wire’s dog [[GroinAttack eats a dude’s penis]] in the next scene!\\
'''Matt''': And, really, that whole scene is the dog bites the guy in the crotch. It is the epitome of a DVD deleted scene. But here it is, in the movie...This movie should not only really get going 40 minutes in. It does not earn that at all. ''Casablanca'' can totally do that. It’s got atmosphere like crazy and it’s really enjoyable to hang out with Rick and Ugarte for a while. It more than earns its deliberate pacing. ''Barb Wire'' is a 138-minute movie that should be about 50.
-->--Chris Sims and Matt Wilson [[http://comicsalliance.com/barb-wire-pamela-anderson-movie-review-part-1/ on]] ''Film/BarbWire''

-->-- '''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''' [[http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/Star_Trek__Insurrection.aspx on]] ''Film/StarTrekInsurrection''

->'''Viceroy:''' ''(on viewscreen)'' Hello, I'm a [[DarthVaderClone big scary-looking alien.]] Sorry to keep you waiting in orbit for 17 hours, but our great leader is dying and he will be wormfood in another day or so. That's why [[BondVillainStupidity we chose theatrics over haste.]]
-->--'''[[http://www.stardestroyer.net/Nemesis/Pictorial-4.html Adam Wong]]''' on ''Film/StarTrekNemesis''

->Mulder chats to his cellmate in what must be one of the most blatant examples of empty dialogue and Scully examines a rock. Yes, it's that riveting...I'd lost the plot at this point and was swiveling around on my chair because that was the more interesting option.

-->--'''[[http://www.supermanhomepage.com/tv/tv.php?topic=reviews/smallville10-ep20#marc Marc Pritchard]]''' on ''Series/{{Smallville}}'', Propecy"

-->--'''Neal Bailey''' [[http://www.supermanhomepage.com/tv/tv.php?topic=reviews/smallville5-ep14 on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Tomb")

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->''... and the rest of the Book is dedicated to Hephaestus making Achilles new duds. In BOOK NINETEEN Achilles PUTS ON his new duds [such drama!]... yes, this Epic kind of drags on in places...
-->-- '''WebOriginal/OverlySarcasticProductions''' summarizes ''Literature/TheIliad''

-->-- ''[[WebVideo/HalfInTheBag Half in the Bag]]'' on ''{{Film/Transcendence}}''

->Meanwhile, Ramirez is still in Scotland (you can because in Scotland there's [[TheThemeParkVersion constant bagpipe music]])...He stops into a tailor for new suit, because when you return from death, you reappear in your old clothes. No money, but hey, your head's still attached; better than a kick in the nuts, I guess. He doesn't have any money but luckily he has a pearl earring which-- (beat) is [[WritersCannotDoMath worth nowhere near what a new suit would cost]]. Is all this necessary? Does this B-plot accomplish anything other than being annoying and raising more plot holes?

->This is gonna be a really short video. But it's a kinda short level, even for VideoGame/YoshisIsland, it's -- [[BonusLevel Bonus challenge]]! Oh, well, okay, we can artificially pad things up with Bonus Challenge here. (Whew!)

'''Jay:''' You put 2.5. That tricks them every time 'cause it's just a little bit wider.//

->'''Rich:''' Speaking of negative, we watched ''Film/TheStarWarsHolidaySpecial''...\\
'''Jay:''' Yes. There's Wookies in this, and they don't speak English, they just make noises, and there's no subtitles--for fifty percent of the movie.\\
'''Mike:''' ''(interjecting)'' --Speaking of not speaking English, [[IncrediblyLameFun let's talk about the immigration issue.]]
-->-- ''WebVideo/BestOfTheWorst''

-->--''Website/SFDebris'' on ''Film/HowardTheDuck''

->''... and the rest of the Book is dedicated to Hephaestus making Achilles new duds. In BOOK NINETEEN Achilles PUTS ON his new duds [such drama!]... yes, this Epic tend to drag kind of drags on in places...

->It was shaping up to be an amusing episode of ''{{Series/Raw}}''. Yes, it was extremely thin on action, but sometimes you’ve got to tease the audience to convince them to buy the upcoming pay-per-view, especially ''{{WrestleMania}}''... oh right, this *was* ''[=WrestleMania=].''

-->--''WebVideo/{{Pyrocynical}}'' on ''VideoGame/HuntDownTheFreeman''

-->--'''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2011/04/most-totally-closed-mind-celestial.html Dr. Phil Sandifer]]''' on [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS3E7TheCelestialToymaker}} "The Celestial Toymaker"]]

->''[Banjo-Tooie] has its moments, but Rare's mentality while making this game must have [been] "Big levels are great, so TOTALLY FREAKING GINORMOUS LEVELS must be TOTALLY FREAKING AWESOME" and the game spreads itself too thin.''

->Here is the movie. Some government guy comes up to Henry and tells him to give the government some steel and Henry tells him to piss off cause capitalism. Then Henry complains and someone asks 'Who is John Galt?' and someone disappears like there is some [[TheAdjectivalSuperhero Objectivist Batman]] running around or something. Another person comes to Henry asking him for steel and he tells him to piss off. Henry complains and someone tells Atlas to shrug. Then another person tells Henry to give the steel, then lather, then Henry has the court asking him for steel, then rinse, then more government people ask for steel, then repeat. I had it all wrong a few paragraphs ago. This movie isn’t slow in telling a story, it is an endless loop. Ayn Rand is SelenaGomez, she [[WaxingLyrical loves this plot point like a love song, and she keeps hitting re-peatpeatpeatpeatpeat.]] Oh god, this review has me quoting Selena Gomez.

->'''James''': I don't get it. [[CuttingTheKnot Why didn't we do this form the beginning?]]\\

-->--'''[[http://spoonyexperiment.com/tenchi-muyo/ Christopher Kinsey]]''' on ''TenchiMuyo''

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->Cause this is FILLER! Filling up the time! An hour and a half is just too long for uncreative minds! Whoo! Whoo!

->You see, when you have this little footage, you apparently can't afford to cut any of it, so even though this film is a scant ''62 minutes'', every scene goes on for-''[[PrecisionFStrike fucking]]-ever''! That guy doing the bad Music/IggyPop impression? Forever! The fountain dance? Forever! This song lasts seven whole minutes, and it feels like ''hours''!

->You see, when you have this little footage, you apparently can't afford to cut ''any'' of it, so even though this film is a scant 62 minutes, every scene goes on for-fucking-ever! That guy doing the bad Music/IggyPop impression? Forever! The fountain dance? Forever! This song lasts seven whole minutes, and it feels like ''hours''!

->Clark has to "let go" of his past, just as Oliver has to "let go" of his self-doubt. They both have to "[[CareBearStare find the strength within]]". Oddly, however, Oliver had never really before seemed [[HypercompetentSidekick especially self-doubtful]], and Clark has reached this conclusion [[AesopAmnesia so many times now]] it's become embarrassing.

-->-- '''LetsPlay/{{Raocow}}''', LetsPlay [[GameMod New]] SuperMarioWorld2YoshisIsland [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4bSALBZhr8 1-2]]

->Q: How many ''[[DragonBallZ Dragon Ball]]'' characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?\\