History Quotes / OnlyInItForTheMoney

-->-- '''Dr. Cruces''', head of the Assassin's Guild, ''{{Discworld/Pyramids}}''

-->--''Literature/Six of Crows''

->'''Lord''': Splendid! Nice work! I'll give you a reward and you can choose whatever you want.
->'''Miko''': Anything I want? Sure? Ok, let's see... '''All the money there is!''' Yippeeee! I can play for the rest of my life!
-->-- VideoGame/SengokuAce Episode I

->''"I could care less if you love me or hate me!''
->''Life's a bitch...now fuck you, pay me!"''
-->-- ''{{Music/Pitbull}}'', "Shut It Down" featuring Akon

-->-- ''Videogame/BorderlandsThePreSequel''

-->'''Janey Springs''': What's a low-level Hyperion employee doing making body doubles of himself?\\

-->-- ''Videogame/BorderlandsThePreSequel''

->'''Raiden''': You would oppose a god?
->'''Erron Black''': If the money were good enough.

-->-- ''Videogame/FallenLondon''

->'''French agent:''' This is a dangerous mission, and some of you will die. But remember, in a world gone mad, you will die for a principle that you all hold close to your heart. Money!
->'''Mercenaries:''' Viva franc! Viva deutschmark! Viva dollar! Viva numbered bank account in Switzerland!

->'''The Doctor:''' Why Harper? Why leave the Ministry to back her? [[ANaziByAnyOtherName Why the fear? Why the hate?]]
->'''Roderick Allingham:''' There comes a time in every man's life when he must put aside personal advancement and take a stand for what he truly believes in.
->'''The Doctor:''' Yes?
->'''Roderick Allingham:''' In my case, I'm proud to say that [[BaitAndSwitch that time has not yet come]]. They're paying me a mint.

->'''Homer''': '''OHHHHHH''' look at me! I'm making people '''HAPPY!''' I'm the '''Magical Man'''! From '''Happy-Land!''' In a gumdrop house on Lollipop Laaaaaaaaaaaane!

->'''Miko''': Anything I want? Sure? Ok, let's see... All the money there is! Yippeeee! I can play for the rest of my life!

->'''Lord''': Splendid! Nice work! I'll give you a reward and you can choose whatever you want.\\

_>'''Marge''': Well, Homer, maybe you can take ''some'' consolation in the fact that something you created is making so many people happy.\\

'''Marge''': Well, Homer, maybe you can take ''some'' consolation in the fact that something you created is making so many people happy.\\
'''Homer''': '''OHHHHHH''' look at me! I'm making people '''HAPPY!''' I'm the '''Magical Man'''! From '''Happy-Land!''' In a gumdrop house on Lollipop Laaaaaaaaaaaane!

->'''The Doctor:''' Why Harper? Why leave the Ministry to back her? [[PuttingOnTheReich Why the fear? Why the hate?]]

->''"We're not just doing it for the money! We're doing it for a '''shitload''' of money!"''
-->-- '''Lone Star''', ''Film/{{Spaceballs}}''

->'''Roderick Allingham:''' There comes a time in every man's life when he must put aside personal advancement and take a stand for what he truly believes in. In my case, I'm proud to say that... [[BaitAndSwitch that time has not yet come]]. They're paying me a mint.

->'''Oogway:''' It's so nice to see you manage to use the most respected art-form in china and use it to pursue nothing but fame.

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda : Secrets of the Masters''

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda''

->Try to motivate someone without some fucking money! They won't do it!

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->"For just a moment, I didn't ''want'' to ask for more money. I think I'm still on drugs."

-> ''I could care less if you love me or hate me!''
-> ''Life's a bitch...now fuck you, pay me!''

->''" After all, it's not the principle of the thing, it's the money."''
-->-- WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck

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->''It hardly matters which set of villains walk the corridors of power, as long as they pay well.''

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheCritic'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i7ycxiog40&t=54s 'The Living Will']]

-> ''We do not '''murder.'''\\

And always give a receipt.''

-->--'''Karate Duo Number One''', Episode 9 of ''BowsersKingdom''

--> -- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Flaming Moes"

-->--'''Lone Star''', ''Film/{{Spaceballs}}''

-->-- '''Winston Zeddmore''', ''Film/{{Ghostbusters}}''

-->--''Videogame/BorderlandsThePreSequel''

-->--''VideoGame/MortalKombatX''

-->--''Videogame/FallenLondon''

-->--''WesternAnimation/TheCritic'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i7ycxiog40&t=54s 'The Living Will']]

-->''It hardly matters which set of villains walk the corridors of power, as long as they pay well.''

-->'''Orson Welles:''' Hello, I'm Orson Welles. What follows is a terrifying journey into the world of magic, mystery...\\

-->''Videogame/FallenLondon''