History Quotes / NiceJobBreakingItHero

-->-- ''WesternAmination/TheSimpsons [[TheMovie Movie]]''

-->-- ''TheSimpsons [[TheMovie Movie]]''

-->-- '''Jesus''', ''TheBible'' (New International Version), Matthew 12:43-45

-->-- '''TheNostalgiaChick''', on ''StarTrekIITheWrathOfKhan''

-->-- '''[[HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''', ''FreemansMind''

-->-- '''[[BigBad Ganondorf]]''', after Link and Princess Zelda unwittingly pave the way for his rise to power, ''TheLegendOfZelda: OcarinaOfTime''

-->-- '''{{GLaDOS}}''', ''{{Portal}}''

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-->'''Homer''': ''Homer do good?''\\
'''Bart''': ''Actually, you doomed us all. '''[[OhNoNotAgain Again]]'''.''
--->''--TheSimpsons [[TheMovie Movie]]''

-->''Oops...''
--->--'''[[TwoEvilScientists Mega Hedgehog]]''', after very literally breaking it.

-->'''''Way To Go, [[ChronoCross Serge]]:''' It will eventually turn out that, for a minimum of the first sixty percent of the game, you were actually being [[UnwittingPawn manipulated]] by the forces of evil into doing their sinister bidding for them. In extreme cases this may go as high as 90%. [[BrokenAesop The clear implication is that it would have been better to not get involved in the first place.]]''
--->'''--The Grand List of Console Role Playing Game Cliches''', Cliche number 168.

-->''When an evil spirit comes out of a man, it goes through arid places seeking rest and does not find it. Then it says, 'I will return to the house I left.' When it arrives, it finds the house unoccupied, swept clean and put in order. Then it goes and takes with it seven other spirits more wicked than itself, and they go in and live there. And the final condition of that man is worse than the first. That is how it will be with this wicked generation.''
--->'''Jesus''', ''TheBible'' (New International Version), Matthew 12:43-45

-->''These things happened. They were glorious and they changed the world... and then we fucked up the endgame.''
-->-- '''Congressman Charlie Wilson'''

-> ''You say to yourself [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone "Dear God, What Have I Done?"]]''
-> '' And hope it's not too late, because tomorrow..''
-> '' [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt May never come!]]''
-->- '''Social Distortion''', 'Reach For The Sky'

-->''Ah, Romana! Hello, how are you? I see the Count broke you in as a lab assistant. What are you making for him - a model railway? Gallifreyan egg-timer? I do hope you're not making a time machine, I shall be very angry.''
--->'''[[Series/DoctorWho The Doctor]]''', talking to Romana, who is building a time machine for the VillainOfTheWeek

--> How about your hubris leading to the untimely death of your best friend that will plague your smarmy ass with regret?
--->'''TheNostalgiaChick''', talking about the second StarTrek film.

-->''One more such [[PyrrhicVictory victory]] and we are undone.''
--->'''Pyrrhus of Epirus''', 279 BC

-->''Good news, I figured out what that thing you just incinerated did. It was a Morality Core they installed after I flooded the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin to stop me flooding the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin. So why don't you get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters?''
--->'''[[{{Portal}} GLaDOS]]''', after [[spoiler:you destroy her [[MoralityChip Morality Core]]]]

--> GLaDOS: ''Well done. All you had to do was pull that lever.''
--> Wheatley: ''What lever? No, you had to push the bu-AAARRGH!''
--> GLaDOS: ''I know we are both in a lot of trouble, and probably about to die. But that was worth it.''
--->'''[[VideoGame/{{Portal 2}} GLaDOS and Wheatley]] in one of the last test chambers in Portal 2.

-> "Jesus Christ I launched a missile... I'm not helping ''anything'' today. Well, guess I just started World War 3.
--> '''Gordon Freeman''', FreemansMind

-> "You sure you lot are the ''good'' guys?"
--> '''Klofange''', ''WesternAnimation/XiaolinShowdown'', when the monks accidentally provide [[OurMermaidsAreDifferent Dyris]] means of escape ''and'' flooding the Earth.

-> '''Adolf Hitler:''' Thank you, whoever you are. I think you have just saved my life.
-> '''Doctor:''' (small voice) Believe me...it was an accident.
-> '''Amy:''' What do you mean, we just saved his life? We cannot have just ''saved Hitler''.
-->- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Let's Kill Hitler"

->''"Geh heh heh! Excellent work! As I thought, you [[spoiler: held the keys to the Door of Time! You have led me to the gates of the Sacred Realm]]...Yes, I owe it all to you, kid!"''
-->- '''Ganondorf''', ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime''

--->'''[[{{Portal}} GLaDOS and Wheatley]] in one of the last test chambers in Portal 2.

--> '''Klofange''', ''XiaolinShowdown'', when the monks accidentally provide [[OurMermaidsAreDifferent Dyris]] means of escape ''and'' flooding the Earth.

--->'''[[DoctorWho The Doctor]]''', talking to Romana, who is building a time machine for the VillainOfTheWeek

--> '''Klofange'', ''XiaolinShowdown'', when the monks accidentally provide [[OurMermaidsAreDifferent Dyris]] means of escape ''and'' flooding the Earth.

--> '''Red Mage''': Okay, new town equals clean slate. We can go in, get some info about where they keep the earth orb and get out with'''out''' laying waste to thousands of lives.
---> 8-bit Theatre. The last town they went into was in flames within six minutes and thirty-seven seconds.

-->''One more such victory and we are undone.''

-->''One more such victory and we are undone.''
--->'''Pyrrhus of Epirus''', 279 BC

'''Bart''': ''Actually, you doomed us all. '''Again'''.''

---> {{8-bit Theatre}}. The last town they went into was in flames within six minutes and thirty-seven seconds.

-->'''''Way To Go, [[ChronoCross Serge]]:''' It will eventually turn out that, for a minimum of the first sixty percent of the game, you were actually being [[UnwittingPawn manipulated]] by the forces of evil into doing their sinister bidding for them. In extreme cases this may go as high as 90%. The clear implication is that it would have been better to not get involved in the first place.''

->''These things happened. They were glorious and they changed the world... and then we fucked up the endgame.''

-->'''''Way To Go, [[ChronoCross Serge]]:''' It will eventually turn out that, for a minimum of the first sixty percent of the game, you were [[XanatosSucker actually being manipulated by the forces of evil into doing their sinister bidding for them]]. In extreme cases this may go as high as 90%. The clear implication is that it would have been better to not get involved in the first place.''
--->'''--The Grand List of Console Role Playing Game Cliches''', Cliché number 168.

--->'''[[DoctorWho The Doctor''', talking to Romana, who is building a time machine for the VillainOfTheWeek