What did I
do? Oh, Barry
. My idol. My inspiration. That's the beauty of all this madness. I didn't do anything
. Not a thing. You see, it turns out... You're
the villain today.
I thought I was doing the right thing. I was "Supergirl", right? I always do the right thing. The man I took back, his name was Reactron. He was the end of my people
. Because of me, they're gone. Kal
said even super-people make mistakes.
You left me right at the heart of the Cooper
family, free to do as I wished. Free in dear old London
, where they mix despair with the bricks and mortar. Free to make this underworld of theirs tear itself apart. Free to cry havoc
"The final head count is still underway, but it's estimated at a quarter of a million people."
And it's all their fault.
Blink and a team of alternate reality castaway mutants have been forced into a mission. They hop from reality to reality, righting wrongs, and setting each timeline back on its true path. In this reality, where superbeings have been either eradicated or confined, this group of Exiles were told by their mysterious Tallus to "find the one who would lead you... your greatest teacher." It seemed a no-brainer to the heroes here assembled: Blink
. But after finding the devastation that had been wrought, Morph was the first one to say it out loud... "I guess we weren't supposed to free Professor Xavier after all, huh?
This is their first mission, and they have only caused the worst disaster in this world's history.
—Exiles #2: Sins Of The Father
I am such a fucking jackass some days.
—Broken Hero, by Jonathan Wood
The button was, of course, in Penny's bag
, which lay right at Quentin's feet. I did this
, he thought, with a pang that ran all the way through him. This is twice. Twice I've summoned the Beast
. I'm a curse on everyone around me.
We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch! We had Fring
, we had a lab, we had everything we needed, and it all ran like clockwork! You could have shut your mouth, cooked, and made as much money as you ever needed! It was perfect! But no! You just had to blow it up! You, and your pride and your ego! You just had to be the man! If youd done your job, known your place, wed all be fine right now!
Ah, Romana! Hello, how are you? I see the Count broke you in as a lab assistant. What are you making for him - a model railway? Gallifreyan egg-timer? I do hope you're not making a time machine, I shall be very angry.
Thank you, whoever you are. I think you have just saved my life. The Doctor: (quietly)
Believe me... it was an accident. Amy:
What do you mean, we just saved his life?! We cannot have just SAVED HITLER!
: I know that your reactor core is exposed. I know the graphite's on fire, the fuel is melting, and you're dropping sand and boron on it, which you probably thought was smart, but you've made a mistake. Ulana Yuriyvna Khomyuk, chief physicist, Byelorussian Institute for Nuclear Energy. And you're Valery Alexeyevich Legasov. Smothering the core will
put the fire out, but the temperature will eventually increase, it'll melt down... Valery
: Believe me, I'm perfectly aware. I estimate at least a month before it melts through the lower concrete pad, which gives us time... Ulana
: No, you don't have a month; you have approximately two days
You nearly damned us all to Hell
, Nash Wells!
: The Underdrome. Fiends of the Underworld once clashed there - battle after battle. But Zeus didn't like the senseless violence, so he locked the place up. Sora
: How did it get UN-locked? Auron
: Some fool must have broken the seal. Sora
: What an Idiot!
Geh heh heh! Excellent work! As I thought, you held the keys to the Door of Time! You have led me to the gates of the Sacred Realm... Yes, I owe it all to you, kid!
That thing you just incinerated wasn't important to me. It was a Fluid Catalytic Cracking Unit. It made shoes for orphans. Nice job breaking it, "hero."
But, since we're not busy other than that
, here's a couple of facts: He's not just a regular moron. He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived - and you
just put him in charge of the entire facility.
: Eggman's shell is gone! Dr. Eggman
: (sotto voce
) ...that was a mistake
: Whatever! When is it a mistake to take your toys away?! Dr. Eggman
: When it's the only thing keeping six angry Zeti from controlling my mechs
, you moronic hedgehog!
What have you done?!
Once again the Shadow Demons
are wreaking havoc across the land, and it's all thanks to you! The single most destructive and wretched creatures in the history of the world, and you've given them an early parole! They will be heading for the ruins of King Peregrine
's castle; Gallowmere is doomed!
If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one. Huh. I think unwittingly bringing about the apocalypse is a first for us, little buddy. [Player Name] was not an Impostor.
message given when a crewmate is ejected
Why aren't you thoughtful, to let little old me out again to play on the island and take it... APART! Brick by Brick! You just made the biggest mistake of your virtual life pal! And I can't thank you enough, so I won't! (Gets into helicopter) The Brickster is going to de-brick sir! (Flies away, and takes the power brick on top of the information centre)
—The Brickster, after you let him out of Jail.
, LEGO Island
I wish I could explain this sequence better, but the film isn't giving me much to work with. Either Data just emptied the lake, or he just flooded the crap out of it. Either way, I'm sure the Idyllic Villagers are just wishing he'd get the hell off their planet already. First, the guy spies on them, then he goes berserk and takes hostages, and then he starts messing with the water supply. I'm sure they can't wait to see which chapter of How to Win Friends and Influence People
he'll act out next.
: Batman is very "oops!" about the fact that he convinced the tribe to kill two of their people. Laura
: Batman is totally having a case of the Mondays.
How about your hubris leading to the untimely death of your best friend that will plague your smarmy ass with regret?
Billie said uncomfortably, "So the common denominator for all six of these [ecological disasters] isnt Darrow, its
Nikki threw her hands into the air and sobbed, "Oh Goddess! Im the worst supervillain in the last two years!"
Hank muttered, "Man. What do you say to that?"
"We're number one?" tried Toni.
: Alright kiddo, tell me: what do you know about Time Travel
Cell: Well, how do you suppose I got here?
Trunks: Well, my Time Machine, obviously.
Cell: Here's the thing: Multiverse theory's a bitch. Fact is, you (or at least, another you) traveled to the past, saved the world, came back to your future, and finally defeated the Androids. Congratulations, son. You won!
Trunks: But wait, then when did you—
: So you decided to celebrate!
Head back to the past, get your hair ruffled, and finally get that thumbs up
from daddy dearest! But you made one. Fatal. Mistake.
You took away what was mine!
(Flash back to Imperfect Cell snapping Trunks' neck)
Cell: Unfortunately, I couldn't fit in your Time Machine, so I had to revert to my larval stage, made the trip to a year before you showed up, burrowed underground for four years, and hm, well... the rest is history.
Trunks: Then... you're here...!
Cell: Because of you! But please don't beat yourself up. You're just a child, playing hero... complete with spandex.
: And you're just another mistake that I have to correct.
Vegeta, you brain dead idiot! Trunks could have been brought back, no problem! But no, you picked NOW to be a parent!? Oh, look at me, I'm no better. Could have just let you bite it! Now I'm monoplegic
and Cell's gonna kill us all.
Well, I hope you're satisfied. You two have, in a matter of minutes, messed up what it took Mother Nature millions of years to create.
Powerpuff Girls, you did this.
You sure you lot are the good
, Xiaolin Showdown
, when the monks accidentally provide Dyris
a means of escape and
flooding the Earth.
Vincent Van Ghoul: Only you can return the demons to the chest.
Scooby-Doo & Shaggy: Why us?
Vincent Van Ghoul:
let them out!
You want to pretend that none of this ever
happened. You think I'm just a big mistake! Pearl:
No, no, Amethyst! You're not the mistake, you're just the byproduct
of a...big mistake
If Mr.McDuck finds out about this, I'm finished! I'm scrapping the project
But I saved a man from an exploding helicopter! Gyro: WHICH YOU EXPLODED!
Mr. Herriman: Good heavens! What's happening?!