History Quotes / NewJobAsThePlotDemands

-->-- ''[[WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers SMG4]]'', "[[Recap/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64BloopersWildWildMario Wild, Wild Mario]]"

--> '''Skawo''' after seeing the [[SpontaneousChoreography random song and dance number]] of the Yellow Streamer chapter, ''VideoGame/PaperMarioTheOrigamiKing - [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDWY2leGC_4 Pat 52 - Collectatoad]]''

-> "Babysitting Mama ''is another entry in the ''Mama'' series. It started with'' VideoGame/CookingMama ''but she has branched out into other areas like gardening and crafting. What's next Mama? Camping? Oh wait, she's done that one too. I bet there's no line of work she couldn't find herself in. You know I could totally see her like a car mechanic. (Announcer Voice) '''Car Mechanic Mama!''' (Voice mimicing Mama) We need to change out your fuel filter and replace your spark plugs. (Normal Voice) Truly is there any line of work Mama can't do?"''

--> '''Skawo''' after seeing the [[SpontaneousChoreography random song and dance number]] of the Yellow Streamer chapter, ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDWY2leGC_4 Paper Mario: The Origami King - Pat 52 - Collectatoad]]''

->The other attendees couldn't think of a more appropriate candidate for the job. After all, [Kermit] was already an Olympian, a carny, a DJ, a judge, a news anchor, a mini-game host, the top student at Final Fantasy academy, a pizza delivery guy, a sheriff, and the would-be conqueror of Egypt. Why not a minister?

->The band couldn't think of a more appropriate candidate for their manager. After all, [Jeeves] was already a waiter, a math teacher, an umpire, the announcer for the Mushroom Kingdom awards... well, you get the idea.

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->''"I've had a lot of jobs in my life: boxer, mascot, astronaut, baby proofer, imitation Krusty, truck driver, hippie, plow driver, food critic, conceptual artist, grease salesman, carny, mayor, grifter, bodyguard for the mayor, country western manager, garbage commissioner, mountain climber, farmer, inventor, Smithers, Poochie, celebrity assistant, power plant worker, fortune cookie writer, beer baron, Kwik-E-Mart clerk, homophobe, and missionary, but protecting people, that gives me the best feeling of all."''
-->-- '''Homer''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge"

---> '''Edgeworth''': I thought you were working at [[spoiler:Gatewater land as the Pink Badger]]?"\\

-->--''VisualNovels/AceAttorneyInvestigationsMilesEdgeworth''

->''"Of course, as First Lord of the Treasury, I could propose a special vote that would cover all expenses, if it were not that, as Leader of the Opposition, it would be my duty to resist it, tooth and nail. Or, as Paymaster General, I could so cook the accounts that, as Lord High Auditor, I should never discover the fraud. But then, as Archbishop of Titipu, it would be my duty to denounce my dishonesty and give myself into my own custody as first Commissioner of Police."''
-->-- '''Pooh-Bah''', "Lord High Everything Else" in ''Theatre/TheMikado'' by Creator/GilbertAndSullivan

->''"You know, I've had so many careers, it's hard to keep track of all 135 of them... and counting."''
-->-- '''Franchise/{{Barbie}}''', ''WebAnimation/BarbieLifeInTheDreamhouse''

->'''Mr. Johnson:''' Do you work ''everywhere?!''\\
'''Grover:''' [[BluntYes Yes sir, I do.]]
-->-- ''Series/SesameStreet''

->'''Moist''': You're Ponder Stibbons, right? The only one who does any work at the university?\\
'''Ponder Stibbons''': That's unfair. I simply pull my weight, like any other member of the faculty.\\
He said it in a way that implied he thought the other faculty members had [[BigEater far too much weight]] and [[BrilliantButLazy not enough pull]].
-->--''Discworld/GoingPostal''