History Quotes / MundaneMadeAwesome

->''I...just found...STAIRS!''

->''"[[AltumVidetur Non intelligo, curnam putas mirum non esse?]]"''

-->-- '''Xander Mobus''', as the the announcer in ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBros''.

->''"Behold your DEMISE! You LOSE a TURN, with this SKIP CARD!"''

-->--'''George Washington''', ''Theater/{{Hamilton}}''

-->-- '''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000''', ''ThisIslandEarth''

->''"I'll take a potato chip... [[AC:And eat it!]]"''

->''"I'll take a potato chip. And eat it!"''

-->-- '''Creator/LeeVanCleef''' on the climax of ''Film/TheGoodTheBadAndTheUgly''

-->--'''Creator/JamesJoyce''', ''Literature/{{Ulysses}}'' [[note]] He's describing an old milkmaid pouring milk into a jug, by the way...[[/note]]

-->-- ''Xander Mobus'', as the the announcer in ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBros''.

-->-- ''Light Yagami'', ''Anime/DeathNote''

->''"As much as it pained me to watch John Glover being shorn of his magnificent [[WildHair Mane of Power]], I liked that the producers understood that it was basically the defining element of his character, and that cuting it off was a really big deal. It’s almost like they’re in on the joke, even if it does come in this completely ridiculous scene where a burly dude in a wifebeater comes into the cell and Lionel goes [='=]''do it''[='=] as the classical music kicks in.''

->''"EPIC MUSIC. Seriously, you're talking about video games. If you're going to use ridiculous music then you might as well act enthused so it matches."''

-->-- '''Crow T. Robot''', ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'''

->''"As much as it pained me to watch John Glover being shorn of his magnificent [[WildHair Mane of Power]], I liked that the producers understood that it was basically the defining element of his character, and that cuting it off was a really big deal. It’s almost like they’re in on the joke, even if it does come in this completely ridiculous scene where a burly dude in a wifebeater comes into the cell and Lionel goes [='=]''do it''=]'=] as the classical music kicks in.''

->''"That fatal flaw in high-tech-based movies is the critical scene when the guy works on the computer. In ''Film/{{Swordfish}}'', they actually tried to make it look cool with a fast-paced jump-cut montage of [HughJackman] as he programs to very loud DJ mixes. Dress it up and make it dance, but it's still a guy on a computer."''

->''"You know something bad's about to happen when the slow-motion grocery carrying kicks in."''
-->-- '''WebVideo/ObscurusLupa''' on ''Lady Dragon 2''

->''"When I was in my early twenties on a trip to East Africa, I saw a gazelle giving birth. It was truly amazing. Within minutes, the baby was standing up-- standing up on its own. A few more minutes, and it was walking. And before I knew it it was running alongside its mother, moving away with the herd. Humans aren't like that, Ambassador. We may come from the same planet, but we're pretty much helpless when we're born. It takes us months before we're able to crawl, almost a full year before we can walk. Our deep space mission isn't much different. We're going to stumble, make mistakes. I'm sure more than a few before we find our footing. But we're going to learn from those mistakes. That's what being human is all about. I'm sorry you can't see that."''
-->-- '''Captain Archer''', ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise''

->''"[[SergioLeone He]] made that scene last, what, five minutes? And all we do is stand there and stare at each other with the music blaring on the soundtrack. It's one of the most impressive scenes I've ever seen, let alone been involved in."''