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->(''Answer: Around 24,000'')
->'''Ed:''' How many times could I punch Piers Morgan in the face before it stopped being fun and I continued to do it out of a sense of duty?
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->"(Concerning gay adoption) I'd have loved to have had a gay dad. You know how in the playgrounds it's always 'my dad will batter your dad', or 'my dad will outrun your dad'? [[spoiler:'Hey! My dad will ''shag'' your dad!... And your dad will enjoy it!]]"

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->"(Concerning gay adoption) I'd have loved to have had a gay dad. You know how in the playgrounds it's always 'my remember all that stuff at school? 'Oh, my dad will batter your dad', or 'my dad, my dad will outrun could batter your dad'? [[spoiler:'Hey! dad' [[spoiler:'Listen! My dad will ''shag'' your dad!... And your dad will enjoy it!]]"
it!']]"
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-> Russell: "[[Film/TheLordOfTheRings I am Aragorn, sone of Arathorn, the heir to Isildur and part of the Fellowship of the Ring...]] please leave a message after the tone."

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-> Russell: "[[Film/TheLordOfTheRings I am Aragorn, sone son of Arathorn, the heir to Isildur and part of the Fellowship of the Ring...]] please leave a message after the tone."
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->"... how many times has Dara cracked one off to watching ''BluePeter''?"

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->"... how many times has Dara cracked one off to watching ''BluePeter''?"
''Series/BluePeter''?"
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->"(Concerning gay adoption) I'd have loved to have had a gay dad. You know how in the playgrounds it's always 'my dad could beat up your dad', or 'my dad could outrun your dad'? [[spoiler:'Hey! My dad could ''shag'' your dad!... And your dad would enjoy it!]]"

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->"(Concerning gay adoption) I'd have loved to have had a gay dad. You know how in the playgrounds it's always 'my dad could beat up will batter your dad', or 'my dad could will outrun your dad'? [[spoiler:'Hey! My dad could will ''shag'' your dad!... And your dad would will enjoy it!]]"
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->''"Welcome to MockTheWeek: [[TooHotForTV After Dark]]. I'm Dara Ó Briain, and '''this'''... is my penis."''
-->'''FrankieBoyle'''

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->''"Welcome to MockTheWeek: Series/MockTheWeek: [[TooHotForTV After Dark]]. I'm Dara Ó Briain, and '''this'''... is my penis."''
-->'''FrankieBoyle'''
-->'''Creator/FrankieBoyle'''
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->(''Answer: 60,000'')
->'''Andy:''' How many times will this clip be shown on Dave?

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-> Russell: "[[LordOfTheRings I am Aragorn, sone of Aarathorn, the heir to Isildur and part of the Fellowship of the Ring...]] please leave a message after the tone."
-> Frankie: "[[HarryPotter Ron had been suffering from swine flu and people were avoiding him...]] [[AcceptableTargets luckily he was a ginger and he was used to it.]]"

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-> Russell: "[[LordOfTheRings "[[Film/TheLordOfTheRings I am Aragorn, sone of Aarathorn, Arathorn, the heir to Isildur and part of the Fellowship of the Ring...]] please leave a message after the tone."
-> Frankie: "[[HarryPotter "[[Franchise/HarryPotter Ron had been suffering from swine flu and people were avoiding him...]] [[AcceptableTargets luckily he was a ginger and he was used to it.]]"



-> Russell: "[[TheChroniclesOfNarnia 'Did you find Narnia in the wardrobe?']] 'No Edmund, we found your PornStash...' "

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-> Russell: "[[TheChroniclesOfNarnia "[[Literature/TheChroniclesOfNarnia 'Did you find Narnia in the wardrobe?']] 'No Edmund, we found your PornStash...' "



->(On "Unlikely Scenes From DoctorWho")

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->(On "Unlikely Scenes From DoctorWho")Series/DoctorWho")



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->"WELCOME TO MY DALEK POETRY READING! *Buzz* THIS ONE IS CALLED "DAFFODILS!" EXTERMINATE DAFFODILS!"

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->"WELCOME -->"WELCOME TO MY DALEK POETRY READING! *Buzz* THIS ONE IS CALLED "DAFFODILS!" EXTERMINATE DAFFODILS!"
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(On "Unlikely Scenes From DoctorWho")
"WELCOME TO MY DALEK POETRY READING! *Buzz* THIS ONE IS CALLED "DAFFODILS!" EXTERMINATE DAFFODILS!"
--'''Frankie''' as a Dalek.

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(On ->(On "Unlikely Scenes From DoctorWho")
"WELCOME ->"WELCOME TO MY DALEK POETRY READING! *Buzz* THIS ONE IS CALLED "DAFFODILS!" EXTERMINATE DAFFODILS!"
--'''Frankie''' -->'''Frankie as a Dalek.
Dalek.'''
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(On "Unlikely Scenes From DoctorWho")
"WELCOME TO MY DALEK POETRY READING! *Buzz* THIS ONE IS CALLED "DAFFODILS!" EXTERMINATE DAFFODILS!"
--'''Frankie''' as a Dalek.
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But You Screw One Goat is being renamed to Bestiality Is Depraved and misuse being removed


Holly: "Apart from humans, the only living thing to enjoy sex is the dolphin. [[ButYouScrewOneGoat I had to shag a lot of animals to find that out..."]]\\

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Holly: "Apart from humans, the only living thing to enjoy sex is the dolphin. [[ButYouScrewOneGoat [[BestialityIsDepraved I had to shag a lot of animals to find that out..."]]\\
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->"... how many times has Dara [[UnusualEuphemism cracked one off]] to watching ''BluePeter''?"

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->"... how many times has Dara [[UnusualEuphemism cracked one off]] off to watching ''BluePeter''?"
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->Russel: "Oi, Wiggy, I've done your daughter!"

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->Russel: "Oi, Wiggy, I've done your daughter!"
daughter!" *mimes taking a hit from a joint*
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-> (on "Unlikely Lines From A Science Programme")\\
Holly: "Apart from humans, the only living thing to enjoy sex is the dolphin. [[ButYouScrewOneGoat I had to shag a lot of animals to find that out..."]]\\
Russel: "[[CrossesTheLineTwice I'm a meerkat; she's not lying...]]"
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->Frankie: "I'd been a serial killer for five years, but they'd never given me a nickname... [[NeverLiveItDown Then, you bite ONE GUY ON THE ARSE, and suddenly you're The Buttmuncher.]]"

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->Frankie: "I'd been a serial killer for five four years, but they'd never given me a nickname... [[NeverLiveItDown Then, you bite ONE GUY ON THE ARSE, and suddenly you're The Buttmuncher.]]"

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->Frankie: "Michael, Peter, David, Vladimir...I think we may have a spy in the organization."



->Andy: "Ah, [[JamesBond Pussy Galore, Bond here...]] I've been told by my doctors that I need to contact all previous partners..."

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->Andy: "Ah, [[JamesBond [[Franchise/JamesBond Pussy Galore, Bond here...]] I've been told by my doctors doctor that I need to contact all previous partners..."



->Frankie: "I've been a serial killer for four years and the police has never given me a nickname... [[NeverLiveItDown but then you bite ONE GUY ON THE ARSE, and suddenly you're The Buttmuncher.]]"

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->Frankie: "I've "I'd been a serial killer for four years and the police has five years, but they'd never given me a nickname... [[NeverLiveItDown but then Then, you bite ONE GUY ON THE ARSE, and suddenly you're The Buttmuncher.]]"
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->(Frankie on gay rights)

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->(Frankie ->(''Frankie on gay rights)rights'')



-> (Stuart Francis on schooling)

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-> (Stuart (''Stuart Francis on schooling)schooling'')



-> (Ed on piracy)
-> "Ooh this music's so funky it makes me want to obey the law."

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-> (Ed (''Ed on piracy)
piracy'')
-> "Ooh "Ooh, this music's so funky it makes me want to obey the law."



->Answer: 25 in a row
-> "...how many times has Dara [[UnusualEuphemism cracked one off]] to watching ''BluePeter''?"

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->Answer: ->(''Answer: 25 in a row
-> "...
row'')
->"...
how many times has Dara [[UnusualEuphemism cracked one off]] to watching ''BluePeter''?"



-> (On "Weird Things To See On A Roadsign")

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-> (On (''on "Weird Things To See On A Roadsign")Roadsign"'')



->(on "Deleted Lines From A Fantasy Film")

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->(on ->(''on "Deleted Lines From A Fantasy Film")Film"'')



-> (on "Unlikely Lines from a Thriller")

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-> (on (''on "Unlikely Lines from a Thriller")Thriller"'')



-> (on "Ill Advised Things to Say in Court")

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-> (on (''on "Ill Advised Things to Say in Court")Court"'')



-->(''the letters are P.T.F.C.'')

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-->(''the ->(''the letters are P.T.F.C.'')



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->Frankie: "The owner of this motel [[{{Psycho}} dresses up as his mother and stabs people,]] but the guidebook says it's still better than The Ibis."

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->Frankie: "The owner of this motel [[{{Psycho}} [[Film/{{Psycho}} dresses up as his mother and stabs people,]] but the guidebook says it's still better than The Ibis."
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-->'''Milton Jones''': "Performers Try Find Caption?"
-->'''Russell Howard''' (''upon discovering it relates to the MP's expenses scandal''): "Payback The Fucking Cash!"

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-->'''Milton ->'''Milton Jones''': "Performers Try Find Caption?"
-->'''Russell ->'''Russell Howard''' (''upon discovering it relates to the MP's expenses scandal''): "Payback The Fucking Cash!"
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-->(''topic: "Inadvisable Things To Say In Court"'')
-->'''Andy Parsons''': "How could she have seen my face? I was wearin' a balaclava!"
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->Russell: "[[{{Memento}} I have amnesia: the tattoos on my body will tell me what happened.]]" *checks self* "'Dara Was here'?" *Dara nods*

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->Russell: "[[{{Memento}} "[[Film/{{Memento}} I have amnesia: the tattoos on my body will tell me what happened.]]" *checks self* "'Dara Was here'?" *Dara nods*
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-->'''Andy Parsons''': "How could she have seen my face? I was wearin' a balaclava!"
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-->(''the letters are P.T.F.C.'')
-->'''Milton Jones''': "Performers Try Find Caption?"
-->'''Russell Howard''' (''upon discovering it relates to the MP's expenses scandal''): "Payback The Fucking Cash!"
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->''"Welcome to MockTheWeek: [[TooHotForTV After Dark]]. I'm Dara Ó Briain, and '''this'''... is my penis."''
-->'''FrankieBoyle'''

->''"Yes, well it's... definitely [[AssShove stuck up there]]... wes may, er... [[NoodleImplements we may have to use the ferret]]."''
-->'''Hugh Dennis'''
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->Frankie: "I've been a serial killer for four years and the police has never given me a nickname... [[ButYouScrewOneGoat but then you bite ONE GUY ON THE ARSE,]] [[NeverLiveItDown and suddenly you're The Buttmuncher.]]"

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->Frankie: "I've been a serial killer for four years and the police has never given me a nickname... [[ButYouScrewOneGoat [[NeverLiveItDown but then you bite ONE GUY ON THE ARSE,]] [[NeverLiveItDown ARSE, and suddenly you're The Buttmuncher.]]"
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-> (on "Ill Advised Things to Say in Court")
->Andy: "How could she have seen my face?! ''I was wearing a balaclava!''"
->Frankie: "So, to summarise, there's no evidence, but he does ''look'' a bit [[BuffySpeak rapey.]]"
->Mark Watson: "Well, if stabbing a man makes me guilty, I'm guilty!"
->Frankie: "I would like to present my own defence, ''through the medium of dance!''"
->Russel: "Oi, Wiggy, I've done your daughter!"
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-> Russell: "[[LordOfTheRings I am Aaragorn, sone of Aarathorn, the heir to Isildur and part of the Fellowship of the Ring...]] please leave a message after the tone."

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-> Russell: "[[LordOfTheRings I am Aaragorn, Aragorn, sone of Aarathorn, the heir to Isildur and part of the Fellowship of the Ring...]] please leave a message after the tone."
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-> Frankie: "No left turn. No right turn. No going forward. No reversing. Get out of the car and put your hands on your head. DO IT!!"

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-> Frankie: "No left turn. No right turn. No going forward.entry. No reversing. Get out of the car and put your hands on your head. DO IT!!"

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