History Quotes / MockTheWeek

->'''Frankie''': "[[Franchise/HarryPotter Ron had been suffering from swine flu and people were avoiding him...]] [[AcceptableTargets luckily he was a ginger and he was used to it.]]"

'''Chris''': [[IncrediblyLamePun He IS the massive mole.]]

->'''Frankie''': "We had only been there a day, but for us it felt like fifteen years...that's Birmingham."

-->'''Creator/FrankieBoyle'''

->''"Yes, well it's... definitely [[AssShove stuck up there]]... wes may, er... [[NoodleImplements we may have to use the ferret]]."''
-->'''Hugh Dennis'''

-->"WELCOME TO MY DALEK POETRY READING! *Buzz* THIS ONE IS CALLED "DAFFODILS!" EXTERMINATE DAFFODILS!"
-->'''Frankie as a Dalek.'''

->'''Andy'': "[[Literature/MurderOnTheOrientExpress The Orient Express has been cancelled,]] however there was a murder on the temporary Orient replacement bus."

->(On "Unlikely Scenes From Series/DoctorWho")

-> '''Andy Parsons:''' ''(Re: Countdown)'' "I think Dictionary Corner would be quite happy to be unionised, because it is in fact a nine letter word".

->"... how many times has Dara cracked one off to watching ''Series/BluePeter''?"

-> Frankie: "[[AscendedMeme Stop. Hammertime.]]"
-> Russell: (mimes driving) "You're Very Lonely, [[ParanoiaFuel Aren't You, Russel?]]" (does a double take)
-> Andy: "[[ShmuckBait Accident on Opposite Carriageway. Quick! Look!]]"
-> Frankie: "No left turn. No right turn. No entry. No reversing. Get out of the car and put your hands on your head. DO IT!!"

-> Russell: "[[Film/TheLordOfTheRings I am Aragorn, son of Arathorn, the heir to Isildur and part of the Fellowship of the Ring...]] please leave a message after the tone."
-> Frankie: "[[Franchise/HarryPotter Ron had been suffering from swine flu and people were avoiding him...]] [[AcceptableTargets luckily he was a ginger and he was used to it.]]"
-> Hugh: "I don't know why you're so upset Harry, [[Creator/RichardHarris the real Dumbledore]] died three films ago and no one gave a shit."
-> Russell: "[[Literature/TheChroniclesOfNarnia 'Did you find Narnia in the wardrobe?']] 'No Edmund, we found your PornStash...' "
-> Frankie: "We had only been there a day, but for us it felt like fifteen years... that's Birmingham."
-> Russel: "He stole it from me, my Precious, m- Oh, it's in me pocket..."
-> Greg Davies: "Hey, John. How's it going? All right? Yeah. How're the kids? All right. See you later."

->Frankie: "Michael, Peter, David, Vladimir...I think we may have a spy in the organization."
->Hugh: "Get me the Pentagon... and then the triangle and then the square..."
->Andy: "Ah, [[Franchise/JamesBond Pussy Galore, Bond here...]] I've been told by my doctor that I need to contact all previous partners..."
->Frankie: "The owner of this motel [[Film/{{Psycho}} dresses up as his mother and stabs people,]] but the guidebook says it's still better than The Ibis."
->Hugh: "[[WireDilemma Red or green! Red or green! Which one am I supposed to cut?!]] [[SeriousBusiness Come on, they're only peppers, how long is this salad going to take?!]]"
->Andy: "[[Literature/MurderOnTheOrientExpress The Orient Express has been cancelled,]] however there was a murder on the temporary Orient replacement bus."
->Russell: "[[Film/{{Memento}} I have amnesia: the tattoos on my body will tell me what happened.]]" *checks self* "'Dara Was here'?" *Dara nods*
->Frankie: "I'd been a serial killer for four years, but they'd never given me a nickname... [[ButtBiter Then, you bite ONE GUY ON THE ARSE,]] [[NeverLiveItDown and suddenly you're The Buttmuncher.]]"
-> Russell: (leaping in pain) "AAAAHH!! [[RunningGag THE BUTTMUNCHER'S GOT ME!! THE BUTTMUNCHER'S GOT ME!!]]"

->Andy: "How could she have seen my face?! ''I was wearing a balaclava!''"
->Frankie: "So, to summarise, there's no evidence, but he does ''look'' a bit [[BuffySpeak rapey.]]"
->Mark Watson: "Well, if stabbing a man makes me guilty, I'm guilty!"
->Frankie: "I would like to present my own defence, ''through the medium of dance!''"
->Russel: "Oi, Wiggy, I've done your daughter!" *mimes taking a hit from a joint*

Holly: "Apart from humans, the only living thing to enjoy sex is the dolphin. [[BestialityIsDepraved I had to shag a lot of animals to find that out..."]]\\
Russel: "[[CrossesTheLineTwice I'm a meerkat; she's not lying...]]"

->'''Milton Jones''': "Performers Try Find Caption?"

-> Hugh: "I don't know why you're so upset Harry, [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Creator/RichardHarris the real Dumbledore]] died three films ago and no one gave a shit."

-> Hugh: "I don't know why you're so upset Harry, the real Dumbledore died three films ago and no one gave a shit."

-> Hugh: "I don't know why you're so upset Harry, the real Dumbledore died three films ago and noone gave a shit."

'It's Getting Hot in Here, So Take Out All your Jokes'."

->Andy: "[[MurderOnTheOrientExpress The Orient Express has been cancelled,]] however there was a murder on the temporary Orient replacement bus."

->Frankie: "I'd been a serial killer for four years, but they'd never given me a nickname... [[NeverLiveItDown Then, you bite ONE GUY ON THE ARSE, and suddenly you're The Buttmuncher.]]"

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--->'If we can get just three guys to do this, we can Mock off early'."\\

[[{{Music/Nelly}} 'It's Getting Hot in Here, So Take Out All your Jokes'."]]

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