History Quotes / Mindscrew

-->-- '''James Rolfe''''s (of WebOriginal/TheAngryVideoGameNerd fame) [[http://www.spike.com/video/ed-wood-thon-part-1/3047482 Spike-TV review]] of '''''GlenOrGlenda'''''

-->--'''mickeyten''' commenting on [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-things-rich-people-need-to-stop-saying_p2/#ixzz1s5ZVPcOU this]] ''{{Website/Cracked}}'' article

-->--'''mickeyten''' commenting on [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-things-rich-people-need-to-stop-saying_p2/#ixzz1s5ZVPcOU this]] ''{{Cracked}}'' article

->''"Strap in, kids. [[{{Understatement}} It’s going to get fucking weird...]]"''

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-->--'''Desmond Miles''', '''''AssassinsCreedII'''''

-->-- '''James Rolfe''''s (of TheAngryVideoGameNerd fame) [[http://www.spike.com/video/ed-wood-thon-part-1/3047482 Spike-TV review]] of '''''GlenOrGlenda'''''

->''"Strap in, kids. [[{{Understatement}} It’s going to get fucking weird...]]"''

-->--'''Desmond Miles''', '''''[=~Assassin's Creed II~=]'''''

-->--'''[[FinalFantasyX Tidus]]''', to [[FinalFantasyVIII Ultimecia]], ''[=~Dissidia: Final Fantasy~=]''

->''"Strap in, kids. [[{{Understatement}} It’s going to get fucking weird...]]"''\\

->'''Mario:''' If you need instructions on how to get the instructions on how to get through the enclosed instruction book, check out the instructions on how to get the enclosed instruction book.

->* George drives by in a blue car with orange wheels*

->* George drives by again in a yellow car with red wheels*

-->-- Naomi Claydon reviews the '''''DoctorWho''''' EighthDoctorAdventures novel ''The Blue Angel'' for OutpostGallifrey.

-->-- '''The Doctor''', '''''DoctorWho'''''

-->-- '''The Liar's Paradox'''

->''"The whole movie has [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome strange use of]] StockFootage, [[FauxlosophicNarration strange use of voiceovers]], it begins like a documentary depicting cultural deviance, [[UnexpectedGenreChange soon it becomes a horror movie]] and [[TrueArtIsIncomprehensible an experimental art film]], [[{{Biography}} an auto-bio]], [[BoundAndGagged a bondage movie]] and then it ends with a sex change! ''What the '''''fuck''''' kind of twisted piece of '''''crap''''' is '''''this?!'''"''

->"The whole movie has [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome strange use of]] StockFootage, [[FauxlosophicNarration strange use of voiceovers]], it begins like a documentary depicting cultural deviance, [[UnexpectedGenreChange soon it becomes a horror movie]] and [[TrueArtIsIncomprehensible an experimental art film]], [[{{Biography}} an auto-bio]], [[BoundAndGagged a bondage movie]] and then it ends with a sex change! ''What the '''''fuck''''' kind of twisted piece of '''''crap''''' is '''''this?!'''"
-->-- '''James Rolfe''''s (of TheAngryVideoGameNerd fame) [[http://www.spike.com/video/ed-wood-thon-part-1/3047482 Spike-TV review]] of ''GlenOrGlenda''

->''The starmaker says it ain't so bad''
->''The dreammaker's gonna make you mad''
->''The spaceman says everybody look down''
->''It's all in your mind''
-->-- '''The Killers''' "Spaceman"

-> When you see it, [[BowelBreakingBricks you'll shit bricks]].
-->-- '''Anonymous'''

->''"You have been chosen because you are unknown to the enemy, and you all have a special skill. [[GeniusCripple Professor Hawking]], [[BloodSport John Leslie]], [[TokenEvilTeammate Phil Neville]], the [[BadAss Wu Tang Clan]], [[DanceBattler Usher]], the [[{{Mascot}} Sugar Puffs Monster]], and [[FeedMe Daniel Day-Lewis]]: welcome...to [[OperationBlank Operation Mind Fuck]]!."''
-->-- Frankie Boyle, ''MockTheWeek'': "Unlikely Lines To Hear In An Action Movie"

->''I have a theory that I've blundered across the best definition of a Paul Magrs novel (although this one is co-Jeremy Hoad). It's when you get to the end of the book and hear yourself cry- "So what's with the mermaid, then?"''
-->-- Naomi Claydon reviews the ''DoctorWho'' EighthDoctorAdventures novel ''The Blue Angel'' for OutpostGallifrey.

-->-- '''TheyMightBeGiants''', ''Wearing a Raincoat''

-->-- '''[[DoctorWho The Doctor]]''', speaking for us all in such cases as these

->''So, you have come this far and ''still'' you understand ''nothing''.''
-->-- '''[[KingdomHearts Ansem, Seeker of Darkness]]''' [[spoiler: Actually Xehanort's Heartless. Actually amnesiac fusion of Master Xehanort and Terra.]]

->''"What. The. Fuck."''
-->--'''Desmond Miles''', ''[=~Assassin's Creed II~=]''

-> ''[[{{Understatement}} You met me at a very strange time in my life.]]''
-->-- The last lines of '''FightClub'''

-->--''AlanWake''

-->''YellowSubmarine''

->''How do you compress...time? I'm getting dizzy...''
-->'''[[FinalFantasyX Tidus]]''', to [[FinalFantasyVIII Ultimecia]], ''[=~Dissidia: Final Fantasy~=]''

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->''[[MyNameIsInigoMontoya My name is Alex Drake]], [[MindScrew and frankly, your guess is as good as mine.]]

->''"Ladies and gentlemen....welcome to the '''mind fuck'''."''
-->-- '''TheNostalgiaCritic'''

->''"I'm a carrot.... [[EvilLaugh HAHAHAHAHAHAHA]]!"''
-->-- '''TheNostalgiaCritic'''

-->-- Naomi Claydon reviews the DoctorWhoExpandedUniverse novel ''The Blue Angel'' for OutpostGallifrey.

-->'''Ringo:''' Hey, that's my car!
-->'''George:''' How do you know it's your car?
-->'''Ringo:''' Well, I'd know it anywhere.
-->'''George:''' What does it look like?
-->'''Ringo:''' It's red with yellow wheels...
-->* George drives by in a blue car with orange wheels*
-->'''Ringo:''' I mean, blue with orange wheels...
-->* George drives by again in a yellow car with red wheels*
-->'''George:''' It's all in the mind.

'''Ringo:''' Hey, that's my car!
'''George:''' How do you know it's your car?
'''Ringo:''' Well, I'd know it anywhere.
'''George:''' What does it look like?
'''Ringo:''' It's red with yellow wheels...
* George drives by in a blue car with orange wheels*
'''Ringo:''' I mean, blue with orange wheels...
* George drives by again in a yellow car with red wheels*
'''George:''' It's all in the mind.

-->--'''Desmond Miles''', ''AssassinsCreed II''

->''So, you have come this far and '''STILL''' you understand '''NOTHING'''.''

-> ''[[{{Understatement}} You met me at a very strange time in my life]]''