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-->'''Noemí Argüelles''', ''Series/PaquitaSalas''

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-->'''Noemí -->--'''Noemí Argüelles''', ''Series/PaquitaSalas''


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->'''Hamilton:''' ''I have this friend\\
He's quite a guy\\
He's in a bit of a bind and he needs advice''\\
'''Washington:''' ''How can I help you?''\\
'''Hamilton:''' ''Not me, this friend; it's a friend''
-->--"I Have This Friend", a CutSong from ''Theatre/{{Hamilton}}''
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->'''Simba:''' ''[shocked]'' ''Kiara's gone?!''

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->'''Simba:''' ''[shocked]'' ''Kiara's gone?!''
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->'''Timon:''' Aah! Good question. Uh, let me ask you one.

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->'''Timon:''' Aah! ''[screams]'' Good question. Uh, let ''[stammering]'' Let me ask you one.



->'''Timon:''' No, no, he's not a lion. Yeesh, ''definitely'' not a lion. And, uh... uh, his daughter, um, say... vanished?
->'''Simba:''' ''Kiara's gone?!''

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->'''Timon:''' No, no, he's not a lion. Yeesh, ''definitely'' not a lion. And, uh... uh, And... his daughter, um, daughter... say... vanished?
->'''Simba:''' ''[shocked]'' ''Kiara's gone?!''
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->'''Ben Sobel''': I think... your friend is you.
->'''Paul Vitti''': You... you... you got a gift, my friend.
-->--''Film/AnalyzeThis''
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->'''Todd:''' So I have this friend, and his name is… Darnarius [=McQuimberton=].
->'''Diane:''' Oh, yeah, I think I read about him in the Real, Not Made-Up Person Magazine.
-->--''WesternAnimation/BoJackHorseman''
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-> ''"How's Peach? Is she okay? Comfortable? Does she have a good book to read? Asking for a friend."''
-->-- '''Bowser''', ''VideoGame/PaperMarioTheOrigamiKing''
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->'''[=SpongeBob=]''': This is getting a little out of hand. All I did was throw a peanut. I didn't mean to make the oyster cry. I just wanted to see it perform spectacular stunts! Aw, everyone's gonna ''hate'' me! I-I need some advice! Now let's see now, who could never hate me no matter what I do? [''Cut to [=SpongeBob=] knocking on Squidward's door''] Squidward? Squidward! Oh, Squidward!\\
'''Squidward''': [=SpongeBob=]! Do you have to knock so loudly?!\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]''': Oh, sorry, neighbor.\\
'''Squidward''': Oh, that overgrown clam is giving me a headache! I can't even take my afternoon beauty nap!\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]''': Funny thing you should mention that old oyster, because I... uh... was kinda wondering, um... Let's say I know this guy who may have something to do with the oyster.\\
'''Squidward''': (''eagerly'') You know the guy who did it?!\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]''': [''[[BigGulp Gulps!]]'']\\
'''Squidward''': Oh, this is great! You and I can go turn him in! And then I'll get so much sleep, I'll be ''gorgeous!''\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]''': Um, actually, I-I'm just talking hypothetically.\\
'''Squidward''': You mean you don't know who did it?\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]''': Well, um... I... uh... no.\\
(''Squidward slams the door in [=SpongeBob=]'s face'')
-->--''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS2E32PressureTheSmokingPeanut The Smoking Peanut]]"
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->'''Lincoln Loud''': ''(who's trying to play matchmaker with his coach and teacher)'' "So my friend really likes this girl..."
->'''Lori Loud''': "OMG! You're talking about yourself, aren't you? Who's the girl?"
->'''Lincoln Loud''': "No, no, it's not me. So, he likes her, but I'm not sure if she's into him."
->'''Lori Loud''': "Oh, have Clyde ask her for you."
->'''Lincoln Loud''': "It's not me! Can you focus, please? Now, how do I get her to be interested in him, too?"
->'''Lori Loud''': "I'm sure she'll be interested in you, Lincoln, you're so great!"
->'''Lincoln Loud''': "Lori, I swear I will walk out of this room and go ask Lola!"
->'''Lori Loud''': "Fine, I'll help you with your (air quotes) 'friend'."

->'''Lincoln Loud''': "Okay, so I followed your advice, and now the girl seems interested in my friend. What's the next step?"
->'''Lori Loud''': "Uh, duh, you literally have the green light, Romeo."
->'''Lincoln Loud''': "Lori, it's not me!"
->'''Lori Loud''': "Fine, tell your (air quotes) 'friend' ''he'' literally has the green light."

->'''Lincoln Loud''': ''(who's now trying to play matchmaker with his teacher and ''the janitor'')'' "Hey, Lori! Listen, I've got another friend who needs my dating help. ''(Lori squeals)'' No, it's not me!"
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse'', "Teachers' Union"

->"So, does the company that makes your bra make a girdle? I'm asking because a friend of mine..."
-->-- '''Zapp Brannigan''' after his girdle breaks in a planet's high gravity but Leela's bra doesn't, ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', "Brannigan Begin Again"

->'''Twilight Sparkle''': "I have this friend..."
->'''Celestia''': "Is this friend sitting right next to me?"
->'''Twilight Sparkle''': "No, but she asked me to keep her name a secret."
->'''Celestia''': "I see. And what did this friend want to ask me?"
->'''Twilight Sparkle''': "Well, you see, my friend has... another friend. And she's liked this friend for a long time."
->'''Celestia''': "Oh? Does this friend of yours have a crush?"
->'''Twilight Sparkle''': "Yes, she's known this friend for a while and isn't sure how to, you know, approach them."
->'''Celestia''': "I see. And does this friend of a friend have a name?"
->'''Twilight Sparkle''': "I... should probably keep that a secret too."
->'''Celestia''': "I see. And why does this friend need my advice?"
->'''Twilight''': "Well, you see, it's kind of... complicated."
->'''Celestia''': "In my experience, matters of the heart are often made more complex than they need to be."
->'''Twilight''': "Hehe, yeah. I told her the same thing. But... well, I think she might kind of have a point this time."
->'''Celestia''': "Let me guess: this friend of yours likes another mare."
->'''Twilight''': "Eheheh, yeah. Not me, of course! It's some other mare."
->'''Celestia''': "Well, I should hope so. It would be rather awkward asking the subject of your affection for advice from me."
-->-- ''Fanfic/IHaveThisFriend'', a fanfiction of ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''. [[note]]Actually, Twilight is telling the truth.[[/note]]
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-->--''Disney/TheLionKingIISimbasPride''

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-->--''Disney/TheLionKingIISimbasPride''
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheLionKingIISimbasPride''
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->'''Tinon:''' No, no, he's not a lion. Yeesh, ''definitely'' not a lion. And, uh... uh, his daughter, um, say... vanished?

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->'''Tinon:''' ->'''Timon:''' No, no, he's not a lion. Yeesh, ''definitely'' not a lion. And, uh... uh, his daughter, um, say... vanished?
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-->'''Noemí Argüelles''', ''Paquita Salas''

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-->'''Noemí Argüelles''', ''Paquita Salas''''Series/PaquitaSalas''
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->"Well, okay, I'll tell you. [[SubvertedTrope Look, I am the friend]]"

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->"Well, okay, I'll tell you. [[SubvertedTrope Look, I am the friend]]"friend is me]]"
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->"Well, okay, I'll tell you. [[SubvertedTrope Look, I am the friend]]"
-->'''Noemí Argüelles''', ''Paquita Salas''

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->'''Timon:''' I can't believe we lost her again!



->'''Pumbaa:''' Ahh...
->'''Timon:''' Good question. Uh, let me ask you one.

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->'''Pumbaa:''' Ahh...
->'''Timon:''' Aah! Good question. Uh, let me ask you one.



->'''Timon:''' ''Very'' hypothetical. There's this guy...

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->'''Timon:''' ''Very'' hypothetical.Very ''hypo''thetical. There's this guy...
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->'''Timon:''' I can't believe we lost her again!

->'''Simba:''' What are you doing?
->'''Pumbaa:''' Ahh...
->'''Timon:''' Good question. Uh, let me ask you one.
->'''Pumbaa:''' Hippothetically.
->'''Timon:''' ''Very'' hypothetical. There's this guy...
->'''Pumbaa:''' But he's not a lion!
->'''Tinon:''' No, no, he's not a lion. Yeesh, ''definitely'' not a lion. And, uh... uh, his daughter, um, say... vanished?
->'''Simba:''' ''Kiara's gone?!''
-->--''Disney/TheLionKingIISimbasPride''
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->'''Homer:''' Moe, I need your advice...\\
'''Moe:''' Yeah?\\
'''Homer:''' See, I've got this friend named...Joey Jo-Jo...Junior...Shabadoo...\\
'''Moe:''' That's the worst name I ever heard.\\
(''a man, apparently the real Joey Jojo, runs out of the bar, crying'')\\
'''Barney:''' Hey! Joey Jo-Jo!
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "The Last Temptation of Homer"
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'''Kaguya''': A bit she's interested in recently had a drastic change in appearance.\\

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'''Kaguya''': A bit boy she's interested in recently had a drastic change in appearance.\\
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-->-- ''Manga/KaguyaSamaWaKokurasetai''

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-->-- ''Manga/KaguyaSamaWaKokurasetai''''Manga/KaguyaSamaLoveIsWar''
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->''I've gotta tell (my psychiatrist) [[ARareSentence I lost a submarine]]. Can I make something up, like "say a friend of mine hypothetically..."''

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->''I've gotta tell (my psychiatrist) (an annoying old guy at the State Department) [[ARareSentence I lost a submarine]]. Can I make something up, like "say a friend of mine hypothetically..."''
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->'''Kaguya''': I need... to ask you for advice, Kashiwagi.\\
'''Kashiwagi''': I had a feeling that was the case. \\
'''Kaguya''': It's about '''a friend'''.\\
'''Kashiwagi''': ''(Thinking)'' It's about her.\\
'''Kaguya''': A bit she's interested in recently had a drastic change in appearance.\\
'''Kashiwagi''': ''(Thinking)'' [[EveryoneCanSeeIt It's about Shirogane]].
-->-- ''Manga/KaguyaSamaWaKokurasetai''
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->'''Robin''': I would fain consult you--\\
'''Rose''': Truly?\\
'''Robin''': It is about a friend.\\
'''Rose''': In truth I have a friend myself.\\
'''Robin''': Indeed? I mean, of course--\\
'''Rose''': And I would fain consult you--\\
'''Robin''' ''(Anxiously)'': About him?\\
'''Rose''' ''(Prudishly)'': About ''her''.\\
'''Robin''' ''(Relieved)'': Let us consult one another.
-->-- ''Theatre/{{Ruddigore}}''
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--> --''SaturdayMorningBreakfastCereal''

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--> --''SaturdayMorningBreakfastCereal''
--''Webcomic/SaturdayMorningBreakfastCereal''



--> -- '''President Bartlett''', ''TheWestWing'', "Gone Quiet"

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--> -- '''President Bartlett''', ''TheWestWing'', ''Series/TheWestWing'', "Gone Quiet"
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->'''Talisman''': Here at Talisman Saloon, we only discuss the affairs of others. Is it okay, Lemonade Candy?
->'''Lemonade Candy''': Okay. A friend of mine is in quite a bind right now. So I'd like to talk about her, Talisman.
->'''Talisman''': With pleasure!
-->''Anime/PsychoPass'', ''Nobody Knows Your Mask''
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->''I've gotta tell him [[ARareSentence I lost a submarine]]. Can I make something up, like "say a friend of mine hypothetically..."''

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->''I've gotta tell him (my psychiatrist) [[ARareSentence I lost a submarine]]. Can I make something up, like "say a friend of mine hypothetically..."''
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'''Homer:''' ''(loudly) Sex problem, eh?

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'''Homer:''' ''(loudly) ''(loudly)'' Sex problem, eh?
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->'''Reverend Lovejoy:''' I have a friend, I mean, a friend of a friend...\\
'''Homer:''' ''(loudly) Sex problem, eh?
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "The Boys of Bummer"
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--> --''{{Doug}}''

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--> --''{{Doug}}''
--''WesternAnimation/{{Doug}}''

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->''I've gotta tell him [[ARareSentence I lost a submarine]]. Can I make something up, like "say a friend of mine hypothetically..."''
--> -- '''President Bartlett''', ''TheWestWing'', "Gone Quiet"

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->'''Doug Funnie:''' Well, um, I have this friend, it's not me!
--> --''{{Doug}}''

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