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->''"Somehow, I manage to find cover and what does Baron von Ruthless do? He starts monologuing! He starts like, this prepared speech about how ''feeble'' I am compared to him, how ''inevitable'' my defeat is, how the world will ''soon be his'', yada, yada, yada, I mean, the guy has me on a platter and he won't shut up!"''

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->''"Somehow, ->'''Frozone''': ''"One more zap of this DeathRay and I'm an epitaph. Somehow, I manage to find cover and what does Baron von Ruthless do? He do?''
->'''Mr. Incredible''': ''He starts monologuing.''
->'''Frozone''': ''He
starts monologuing! He starts like, this prepared speech about how ''feeble'' I am compared to him, how ''inevitable'' my defeat is, how the world will ''soon be his'', yada, yada, yada, yammering! I mean, the guy has me on a platter and he won't shut up!"''
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->''Waiting for him to continue, Bond took the measure of his enemy. He knew what would be coming--justification.It was always so. When they thought they had got you where they wanted you, when they knew they were decisively on top, before the knock-out, even to an audience on the threshold of extinction, it was pleasant, reassuring to the executioner, to deliver his apologia -- purge the sin he was about to commit.''

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->''Waiting for him to continue, Bond took the measure of his enemy. He knew what would be coming--justification.coming -- justification. It was always so. When they thought they had got you where they wanted you, when they knew they were decisively on top, before the knock-out, even to an audience on the threshold of extinction, it was pleasant, reassuring to the executioner, to deliver his apologia -- purge the sin he was about to commit.''
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-->-- Ian Fleming's ''[[JamesBond You Only Live Twice]]''

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-->-- Ian Fleming's ''[[JamesBond You Only Live Twice]]''
''Literature/YouOnlyLiveTwice''
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->''Typical master criminal, loves the sound of his own voice. [...] Gloating is a sign of insecurity, Ludwig. Stop it.''
-->-- '''Edmund Blackadder''', ''Series/{{Blackadder}} II''
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->'''''Fallacy of the Talking Killer.''' The villain wants to kill the hero. He has him cornered at gunpoint. All he has to do is pull the trigger. But he always talks first. He [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech explains the hero's mistakes to him]]. Jeers. [[EvilLaugh Laughs]]. And gives the hero time to think his way out of the situation, or be [[TheCavalry rescued by his buddies]]. Cf. most Film/JamesBond movies.''
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert's [[EbertsGlossaryOfMovieTerms Little Movie Glossary]]'''
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->''HA! HA! Nobody knows me...''

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->''HA! ->''Nobody knows me, HA! HA! Nobody knows me...''
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->''And no one knows a thing about my life''
->''I can come and go as I please''
->''And if I want to, I can stay''
->''Oh, or if I want to, I can leave''
->''Nobody knows me, Nobody knows me, Nobody knows me''
->''HA! HA! Nobody knows me...''
-->-- '''Music/{{Morrissey}}''', ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-poVc0wFAA "Jack The Ripper"]]''

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-->'''--Bruce Wayne,''' WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyond

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-->'''--Bruce Wayne,''' WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyond-->-- '''Bruce Wayne''', ''WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyond''

->''It must be the first by-rule of the wacko-psycho killers' union: "Immobilize the good guys (preferably, spread-eagled) and subject them to paranoid ravings."\\
Licht is running true to form.''
-->-- '''Johnny Blaze''', ''Blaze'' #5
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-->'''--Bruce Wayne,''' BatmanBeyond

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-->'''--Bruce Wayne,''' BatmanBeyondWesternAnimation/BatmanBeyond
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->''Why do they always talk so much?''
-->'''--Bruce Wayne,''' BatmanBeyond
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-->-- '''Eggman''',''VideoGame/SonicColors''.

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-->-- '''Eggman''',''VideoGame/SonicColors''.
'''Eggman''', ''VideoGame/SonicColors''.
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--->-- '''WesternAnimation/KimPossible'''

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--->-- -->-- '''WesternAnimation/KimPossible'''



--->-- '''The Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', ''The Robots of Death'' (for the record, the villain is actually going to burn out his brain. [[ColdBloodedTorture Very, very slowly.]])

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--->-- -->-- '''The Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', ''The Robots of Death'' (for the record, the villain is actually going to burn out his brain. [[ColdBloodedTorture Very, very slowly.]])



--->--''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers''

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--->--''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers''



--->--'''Frozone''', ''TheIncredibles''

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--->--'''Frozone''', --->-- '''Frozone''', ''TheIncredibles''



-->--Ian Fleming's ''[[JamesBond You Only Live Twice]]''

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-->--Ian -->-- Ian Fleming's ''[[JamesBond You Only Live Twice]]''



-->--'''Terry Pratchett''', ''Discworld/MenAtArms''

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-->--'''Terry -->-- '''Terry Pratchett''', ''Discworld/MenAtArms''



-->--'''Wall Flower''', ''[[WhateleyUniverse The Transfer Students]]''

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-->--'''Wall -->-- '''Wall Flower''', ''[[WhateleyUniverse The Transfer Students]]''



-->'''--The Key''', ''JLA'' #8

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-->'''--The -->-- '''The Key''', ''JLA'' #8



-->--'''Ethan Rayne''', ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''

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-->--'''Ethan -->-- '''Ethan Rayne''', ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''



-->--'''Eggman''',''VideoGame/SonicColors''.

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-->--'''Eggman''',''VideoGame/SonicColors''.
-->-- '''Eggman''',''VideoGame/SonicColors''.
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->[[LampshadeHanging "Oh, but of course! If there's anything I love, it's gloating!"]]

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->[[LampshadeHanging ->''[[LampshadeHanging "Oh, but of course! If there's anything I love, it's gloating!"]]gloating!"]]''



->''Let me tell you how important it is to keep your mouth shut. Me, I've seen so many damn people going on and on about 'these will be the last words you ever hear' and 'take these words with you to the afterlife,' and then that gives whoever they're fighting an opening to strike back. Crazy, isn't it? I see it all the time, in books, in plays, even in real life! I don't even know why, but somehow the more comfortable someone is with killing, the more they flap their mouth when it comes time to do the deed, yakking on and on and on. As you might have guessed, [[HypocriticalHumor I myself happen to be such a person!]] And therefore, as such, in light of that revelation, I'll say that one is enough, and since that one is of course myself, I want you all to shut up. You're boring. Swallow those words and take them to the afterlife yourself if you want them delivered there so damn much.''

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->''Let ->''"Let me tell you how important it is to keep your mouth shut. Me, I've seen so many damn people going on and on about 'these will be the last words you ever hear' and 'take these words with you to the afterlife,' and then that gives whoever they're fighting an opening to strike back. Crazy, isn't it? I see it all the time, in books, in plays, even in real life! I don't even know why, but somehow the more comfortable someone is with killing, the more they flap their mouth when it comes time to do the deed, yakking on and on and on. As you might have guessed, [[HypocriticalHumor I myself happen to be such a person!]] And therefore, as such, in light of that revelation, I'll say that one is enough, and since that one is of course myself, I want you all to shut up. You're boring. Swallow those words and take them to the afterlife yourself if you want them delivered there so damn much.''"''
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->''Let me tell you how important it is to keep your mouth shut. Me, I've seen so many damn people going on and on about 'these will be the last words you ever hear' and 'take these words with you to the afterlife,' and then that gives whoever they're fighting an opening to strike back. Crazy, isn't it? I see it all the time, in books, in plays, even in real life! I don't even know why, but somehow the more comfortable someone is with killing, the more they flap their mouth when it comes time to do the deed, yakking on and on and on. As you might have guessed, [[HypocriticalHumor I myself happen to be such a person!]] And therefore, as such, in light of that revelation, I'll say that one is enough, and since that one is of course myself, I want you all to shut up. You're boring. Swallow those words and take them to the afterlife yourself if you want them delivered there so damn much.''
-->-- '''Ladd Russo''', ''LightNovel/{{Baccano}}! 1934 - Alice in Jails''
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--->--'''TheVentureBros'''

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--->--'''TheVentureBros'''
--->--''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers''
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--->-- '''KimPossible'''

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--->-- '''KimPossible'''
'''WesternAnimation/KimPossible'''



-->--'''Terry Pratchett''', ''Discworld/{{Men at Arms}}''

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-->--'''Terry Pratchett''', ''Discworld/{{Men at Arms}}''
''Discworld/MenAtArms''



-->-- '''Tuco''' summarises, ''TheGoodTheBadAndTheUgly''

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-->-- '''Tuco''' summarises, ''TheGoodTheBadAndTheUgly''
''Film/TheGoodTheBadAndTheUgly''

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->''[[DefiedTrope When you have to shoot, shoot - don't talk!]]''
-->-- '''Tuco''' summarises, ''TheGoodTheBadAndTheUgly''

->[[LampshadeHanging "Oh, but of course! If there's anything I love, it's gloating!"]]
-->-- '''Thunderstorm''', ''Fanfic/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeries'', [[Recap/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeriesS3TVM2Thunderstorm "Thunderstorm"]]
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-->--'''Ethan Rayne''', ''[[BuffyTheVampireSlayer''

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-->--'''Ethan Rayne''', ''[[BuffyTheVampireSlayer''
''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''
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-->--'''Eggman''',''SonicColors''.

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-->--'''Eggman''',''SonicColors''.
-->--'''Eggman''',''VideoGame/SonicColors''.

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->''I've really got to learn to just do the damage and get out of town.Its the stay and Gloat that gets Me every time''
-->--'''Ethan Rayne''',''[[BuffyTheVampireSlayer]]..

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->''I've really got to learn to just do the damage and get out of town.Its It's the stay and Gloat stay-and-gloat that gets Me me every time''
-->--'''Ethan Rayne''',''[[BuffyTheVampireSlayer]]..
Rayne''', ''[[BuffyTheVampireSlayer''


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->'''Jack:''' I'd love to stay and gloat, but I'm told I do too much of that.
->'''Wuya:''' Oh, so true.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/XiaolinShowdown''
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->''LampshadeHanging Ooh! I think I gloated so hard I pulled a muscle!]]

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->''LampshadeHanging ->''[[LampshadeHanging Ooh! I think I gloated so hard I pulled a muscle!]]
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->''LampshadeHanging Ooh! I think I gloated so hard I pulled a muscle!]]
-->--'''Eggman''',''SonicColors''.
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--->-- '''The Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Robots of Death" (for the record, the villain is actually going to burn out his brain. [[ColdBloodedTorture Very, very slowly.]])

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--->-- '''The Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The ''The Robots of Death" Death'' (for the record, the villain is actually going to burn out his brain. [[ColdBloodedTorture Very, very slowly.]])
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--->-- '''The Doctor''', ''DoctorWho'', "The Robots of Death" (for the record, the villain is actually going to burn out his brain. [[ColdBloodedTorture Very, very slowly.]])

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--->-- '''The Doctor''', ''DoctorWho'', ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Robots of Death" (for the record, the villain is actually going to burn out his brain. [[ColdBloodedTorture Very, very slowly.]])
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'''Future!Drakken:''' What?! No taunting?! No "how did I do it" speech?! Oh, [[ArsonMurderAndAdmiration poor supervillain form]], Shego!\\

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'''Future!Drakken:''' What?! No taunting?! No "how did I do it" speech?! Oh, [[ArsonMurderAndAdmiration [[DoWrongRight poor supervillain form]], Shego!\\
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->''I've really got to learn to just do the damage and get out of town.Its the stay and Gloat that gets Me every time''
-->--'''Ethan Rayne''',''[[BuffyTheVampireSlayer]]..
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->''Imagine the brain as a vast mansion with...oh, let's say a million rooms. A million locked doors and a million keyholes. And yet, how few of those rooms we ever enter. Until now. My psycho-chemicals have begun to open all of the locked doors in my head. I'm tapping [[NinetyPercentOfYourBrain the 90% of the brain we never use]] and it's giving me such...wonderful ideas. I've finally done it. The [[JusticeLeagueOfAmerica Justice League]] are mine. Their thoughts belong to the Key. And with their help, I shall open the doors onto a new universe! Oh, and make a note of an interesting side effect of my expanding consciousness. [[LampshadeHanging I can't stop talking to myself.]]''
-->'''--The Key''', ''JLA'' #8
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--->-- '''The Doctor''', ''DoctorWho'', "The Robots of Death" (for the record, the villain is actually going to burn out his brain. Very, very slowly)

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--->-- '''The Doctor''', ''DoctorWho'', "The Robots of Death" (for the record, the villain is actually going to burn out his brain. [[ColdBloodedTorture Very, very slowly)
slowly.]])
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--->-- '''The Doctor''', ''DoctorWho'', "The Robots of Death"

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--->-- '''The Doctor''', ''DoctorWho'', "The Robots of Death"
Death" (for the record, the villain is actually going to burn out his brain. Very, very slowly)
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->''Villains, they always want to talk you to death.''
-->--'''Wall Flower''', ''[[WhateleyUniverse The Transfer Students]]''

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