History Quotes / DudeLooksLikeALady

->'''Marius''': He looks like...a girl.
->'''James''': ''You'' look like a girl.
->'''Marius''': Wha?! No, YOU look like a girl!
->'''iddy pop''': Your mom looks like a girl. Ooo.

->'''Hazuki''': I think you're the prettiest girl I've ever seen.
->'''Hideyoshi''': I would thank you, except that I'm actually a guy.

->'''[[WhiteHairBlackHeart Kuja]]''': Can I hel-... Oh. Hi, dad.
->'''[[AmazinglyEmbarrassingParents Garland]]''': "Oh, hi dad?" Now is that any way to greet your father, young lady? I thought I taught you some manners, growing up. Sheesh, you do all these things, for your children and...
->(Garland grumbles)
->'''Kuja''': I told you a million times, dad. I am NOT a GIRL.
->'''Garland''': Now, now, honey, it's okay to be confused. You're still in a very precious time growing up, so I won't pressure you to choose an identity right away, but you have to understand tha...
->(Garland waves hello to everyone there)
->'''Garland''' Oh, heya kiddos! Are you my little Kuja's friends? Well, isn't that just dandy! She's finally going out and socializing! I'm so proud of you, dear!
-> (Garland laughs heartily and slaps Kuja on the shoulder)

->'''Ashley Beedle''': One of them looks like a girl!
->'''Dave Clarke''': Glad you said that instead of me.
->'''Ashley Beedle''': I was thinking, "is it shaggable?" before I realized it was a bloke.

->You know I'm in love with this chick
->Because it seems we really click
->There's no room for doubt
-> I think I'll ask her out
->Wait... did you say she has a dick?

->'''Agent:''' So you're Firo. Just like the picture. I see what he was sayin' now, seein' you in person.
->'''Firo:''' ...Would you mind tellin' me what he said, and who said it?
->'''Agent:''' "Got a face like a little girl," 's what Detective Noah told us.

-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/09/23/open-post-hosted-by-iconic-photographs-recreated-with-john-malkovich-as-the-subject/ DListed]]''''', "Hosted By Iconic Photographs Recreated With John Malkovich As The Subject"

->''"No, I didn’t screw up and accidentally upload an outtake from Creator/LindsayLohan’s blasphemous Creator/MarilynMonroe photo shoot for ''New York Magazine.'' Creator/JohnMalkovich looks a zillion times fresher than [=LiLo=] and he has more sexiness in his freshly painted exquisite Sharpie brow than she will ever have. Somewhere up in heaven, Marilyn Monroe knocked on Bert Stern’s door and asked him if they can do over her last sitting because she can’t let John Malkovich show her up like this....If you’re asking yourself, FOR WHY?!!!! The answer is, because if there’s one thing this world is thirsty for, it’s more John Malkovich! And yes, someone will [[TheInternetIsForPorn find a way to fap to that picture]] above and I don’t judge them at all."''

->''"Ruka Urushibara. The mannerisms and voice of a woman...No. More feminine than any woman. But he's a guy. Taller than Mayuri, but so very thin...but he's a guy. Looks great in a shrine maiden outfit...but he's a guy! (''{{Beat}}'') [[RunningGag ...He's a guy]]."''

-->--''MyLifeInBlue''

-->-- '''[[{{Glee}} Sue Sylvester]]''' after cutting off a [[strike: girl's]] boy's hair in the hallway.

-->-- '''Michael Trinity''' about Tieria Erde, ''{{Gundam 00}}''

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-->--'''Tack Jefferson''', ''[[LightNovel/{{Baccano}} The Slash]]''

-->'''Serra''', to the (Male) ''Lucius'' ''Franchise/FireEmblem: [[VideoGame/FireEmblemElibe Blazing Sword]]''.

-->'''Husky''', who is proving to '''Nana''' he's a boy [[spoiler:by stripping]]. ''Manga/PlusAnima'' Chapter 13: Husky's Melancholy

-->''"Now I won't be confused by your she-male looks anymore"''
--->[[{{Glee}} Sue Sylvester]] after cutting off a [[strike: girl's]] boy's hair in the hallway.

-->- WebVideo/TheAmazingAtheist

-->-- Garland entering the Desert Palace and seeing his [[strike:son]]daughter in Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars

-->-- Michael Trinity about Tieria Erde, ''{{Gundam 00}}''

->-- ''[[http://www.fmylife.com/love/245607?utm_source=fmylife&utm_medium=illustrated&utm_campaign=245607 fmylife.com comment]]''

-->- TheAmazingAtheist

->'''[[WhiteHairedBlackHeart Kuja]]''': Can I hel-... Oh. Hi, dad.

->'''[[WhiteHairedPrettyBoy Kuja]]''': Can I hel-... Oh. Hi, dad.

-->'''Serra''', to the (Male) ''Lucius'' ''FireEmblem 7:The Blazing Sword''.

-->--'''Tack Jefferson''', ''[[Literature/{{Baccano}} The Slash]]''

-->'''Husky''', who is proving to '''Nana''' he's a boy [[spoiler:by stripping]]. ''[[PlusAnima +Anima]]'' Chapter 13: Husky's Melancholy

-->--'''Tack Jefferson''', ''[[{{Baccano}} The Slash]]''

->"''I remember the first time I heard about Music/JustinBieber; one of my friends showed me a picture and said "hey, what do you think of JustinBieber?" and I'm like "woah, she's hot!" He was like, "uh, it's a boy" and I was like "oh... well she's STILL hot!" [[RefugeInAudacity And that's how I became a registered sex offender!]]''"

->"''I remember the first time I heard about JustinBieber; one of my friends showed me a picture and said "hey, what do you think of JustinBieber?" and I'm like "woah, she's hot!" He was like, "uh, it's a boy" and I was like "oh... well she's STILL hot!" [[RefugeInAudacity And that's how I became a registered sex offender!]]''"

->'''[[WhiteHairedPrettyBoy Kuja]]''': Can I hel-... Oh. Hi, dad.
->'''[[AmazinglyEmbarrassingParents Garland]]''': "Oh, hi dad?" Now is that any way to greet your father, young lady? I thought I taught you some manners, growing up. Sheesh, you do all these things, for your children and...
->(Garland grumbles)
->'''Kuja''': I told you a million times, dad. I am NOT a GIRL.
->'''Garland''': Now, now, honey, it's okay to be confused. You're still in a very precious time growing up, so I won't pressure you to choose an identity right away, but you have to understand tha...
->(Garland waves hello to everyone there)
->'''Garland''' Oh, heya kiddos! Are you my little Kuja's friends? Well, isn't that just dandy! She's finally going out and socializing! I'm so proud of you, dear!
-> (Garland laughs heartily and slaps Kuja on the shoulder)
-->-- Garland entering the Desert Palace and seeing his [[strike:son]]daughter in Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars

->'''Garland'': Now, now, honey, it's okay to be confused. You're still in a very precious time growing up, so I won't pressure you to choose an identity right away, but you have to understand tha...

->'''[[AmazinglyEmbarassingParent Garland]]''': "Oh, hi dad?" Now is that any way to greet your father, young lady? I thought I taught you some manners, growing up. Sheesh, you do all these things, for your children and...

->'''[[AmazinglyEmbarassingParents Garland]]''': "Oh, hi dad?" Now is that any way to greet your father, young lady? I thought I taught you some manners, growing up. Sheesh, you do all these things, for your children and...

-->''"Now I won't be confused by your she-male looks anymore"