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-->--Jack Prelutsky, ''I Wish My Father Wouldn't Try to Fix Things Anymore''

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-->--Jack Prelutsky, -->-- '''Jack Prelutsky''', ''I Wish My Father Wouldn't Try to Fix Things Anymore''
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->''My father's listed everything he's planning to repair.\\
I hope he won't attempt it, for the talent isn't there.\\
He tinkered with the toaster when the toaster wouldn't pop;\\
Now we keep it disconnected, but we cannot make it stop.''
-->--Jack Prelutsky, ''I Wish My Father Wouldn't Try to Fix Things Anymore''

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->''"We repair what your husband fixed"''

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->''"We repair what your husband fixed"''fixed."''


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->''"Yeah, that's a fine-looking barbecue pit. WHY DOESN'T MINE LOOK LIKE THAT?!"''
-->--'''Homer Simpson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
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->''"I can't look, has Rolf-- IS THAT THE SUPPORT BEAM TO THE HOUSE?!"''
-->--'''Edd''', ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy''
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And so we [[SpotOfTea had a cuppa tea.]]\\

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And so we [[SpotOfTea [[BritsLoveTea had a cuppa tea.]]\\
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->''About midnight, the picture would be up - very crooked and insecure, the wall for yards around looking as if it had been smoothed down with a rake, and everybody dead beat and wretched - except Uncle Podger.''
->''"There you are," he would say, stepping heavily off the chair on to the charwoman's corns, and surveying the mess he had made with evident pride. "Why, some people would have had a man in to do a little thing like that!"''
-->--''Literature/ThreeMenInABoat''
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->''We repair what your husband fixed"''
-->-- Seen on a repairman's truck.

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->''We ->''"We repair what your husband fixed"''
-->-- Seen on a repairman's truck.truck
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->''We repair what your husband fixed"''
-->-- Seen on a repairman's truck.
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-->--"[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8Ybkj7oLJU Right Said Fred]]", '''Bernard Cribbins'''

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-->--"[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8Ybkj7oLJU Right Said Fred]]", '''Bernard Cribbins'''
'''Creator/BernardCribbins'''
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-->--''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJNf4JRfEdM&index=2&list=PLkkiai4nXBVJcYW06qF5LkXk-eGeFEr9I Let's Drown Out]]'' ''QuakeII''

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-->--''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJNf4JRfEdM&index=2&list=PLkkiai4nXBVJcYW06qF5LkXk-eGeFEr9I Let's Drown Out]]'' ''QuakeII''''VideoGame/QuakeII''
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->'''[[Creator/BenCroshaw Yahtzee]]:''' It's like when people give me shit for buying an Alienware PC. Saying, 'Euyuhhh, you'd get it a lot cheaper if you built it yourself.' Well, ''that's'' great! I could also get smoke venison a lot cheaper if I hunted deer and cooked it myself, but I consider some skills beyond me.

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->'''[[Creator/BenCroshaw Yahtzee]]:''' It's like when people give me shit for buying an Alienware PC. Saying, 'Euyuhhh, you'd get it a lot cheaper if you built it yourself.' Well, ''that's'' great! I could also get smoke smoked venison a lot cheaper if I hunted deer and cooked it myself, but I consider some skills beyond me.
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-->--''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJNf4JRfEdM&index=2&list=PLkkiai4nXBVJcYW06qF5LkXk-eGeFEr9I Let's Drown Out]]'' ''Quake2''

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-->--''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJNf4JRfEdM&index=2&list=PLkkiai4nXBVJcYW06qF5LkXk-eGeFEr9I Let's Drown Out]]'' ''Quake2''''QuakeII''
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->'''Yahtzee:''' It's like when people give me shit for buying an Alienware PC. Saying, 'Euyuhhh, you'd get it a lot cheaper if you built it yourself'. Well, ''that's great! I could also get smoke venison a lot cheaper if I hunted deer and cooked it myself, but I consider some skills beyond me.

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->'''Yahtzee:''' ->'''[[Creator/BenCroshaw Yahtzee]]:''' It's like when people give me shit for buying an Alienware PC. Saying, 'Euyuhhh, you'd get it a lot cheaper if you built it yourself'. yourself.' Well, ''that's ''that's'' great! I could also get smoke venison a lot cheaper if I hunted deer and cooked it myself, but I consider some skills beyond me.
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->'''Yahtzee:''' It's like when people give me shit for buying an Alienware PC. Saying, 'Euyuhhh, you'd get it a lot cheaper if you built it yourself'. Well, ''that's great! I could also get smoke venison a lot cheaper if I hunted deer and cooked it myself, but I consider some skills beyond me.
-->--''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJNf4JRfEdM&index=2&list=PLkkiai4nXBVJcYW06qF5LkXk-eGeFEr9I Let's Drown Out]]'' ''Quake2''
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->''''This happens all the time. People are constantly destroying their antiques, because suddenly, they're" [[WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong restoration experts]]!"

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->''''This ->''"This happens all the time. People are constantly destroying their antiques, because suddenly, they're" they're'' [[WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong restoration experts]]!"
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->''This happens all the time. People are constantly destroying their antiques, because suddenly, they're" [[WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong restoration experts]]!"

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->''This ->''''This happens all the time. People are constantly destroying their antiques, because suddenly, they're" [[WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong restoration experts]]!"
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->''This happens all the time. People are constantly destroying their antiques, because suddenly, they're" [[WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong restoration experts]]!"
-->--'''Rick Harrison''', ''Series/PawnStars''
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->''"Right," said Fred, 'ave to take the wall down,\\
"That there wall is gonna have to go."\\

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->''"Right," said Fred, 'ave "'ave to take the wall down,\\
"That That there wall is gonna have to go."\\
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[[DarwinAward Landed right on top of his dome]]!\\

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[[DarwinAward [[TooDumbToLive Landed right on top of his dome]]!\\

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->''And Charlie had a think, and he said, "Look, Fred,\\
I get a sort of feelin', if we remove the ceilin'\\

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->''And ->''"Right," said Fred, 'ave to take the wall down,\\
"That there wall is gonna have to go."\\
Took the wall down, even with it all down, we was goin' nowhere,\\
And so we [[SpotOfTea had a cuppa tea.]]\\
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Charlie had a think, and he said, "Look, Fred,\\
I get I've got a sort of feelin', if feelin',\\
If
we remove the ceilin'\\



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Was he in trouble, half a ton of rubble [[DarwinAward landed right on top of his dome]].\\
So Charlie and me [[SpotOfTea had another cuppa tea]]\\

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Was he in trouble, half a ton of rubble \\
[[DarwinAward landed Landed right on top of his dome]].\\
dome]]!\\
So Charlie and me [[SpotOfTea had another cuppa tea]]\\tea\\
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->''And Charlie had a think, and he said, "Look, Fred,\\
I get a sort of feelin', if we remove the ceilin'\\
With a rope or two, we could drop the blighter through."\\
"All right," said Fred, climbing up a ladder\\
With his crowbar gave a mighty blow.\\
Was he in trouble, half a ton of rubble [[DarwinAward landed right on top of his dome]].\\
So Charlie and me [[SpotOfTea had another cuppa tea]]\\
And then we went home.''
-->--"[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8Ybkj7oLJU Right Said Fred]]", '''Bernard Cribbins'''

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