History Quotes / ConspiracyTheorist

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-''>Why do you people keep trying to find symbolism everywhere? Life isn't a fucking comic book. The villains aren't going to leave clues for you''

->I'm not crazy. Whatever it is they're guarding so carefully, I need to be able to prove that it's real.

->That right there is the mail. Now let's talk about the mail. Can we talk about the mail, please, Mac? I've been dying to talk about the mail with you all day, OK? "Pepe Silvia," this name keeps coming up over and over again. Every day Pepe's mail is getting sent back to me: Pepe Silvia, Pepe Silvia... I look in the mail, and '''THIS WHOLE BOX IS PEPE SILVIA!''' So I say to myself, "I gotta find this guy! I gotta go up to his office and put his mail in the guy's goddamn hands! Otherwise, he's never going to get it and he's going to keep coming back down here." So I go up to Pepe's office and what do I find out, Mac? What do I find out?! ''There is no Pepe Silvia.'' The man does not exist, OK? So I decide, "Ohhhhhh shit, buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper. There's no Pepe Silvia? You gotta be kidding me, I got BOXES full of Pepe!" Alright, so I start marchin' my way down to Carol in HR and I knock on her door and I say, "CAAAAROL!!! CAAAAROL!!! I gotta talk to you about Pepe!" And when I open the door what do I find? ''There's not a single goddamn desk in that office!'' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis There is. No. Carol in HR.]] Mac, half the employees in this building have been made up. This office is a goddamn ghost town.

->I'm like a chimpanzee, in a tree, jumping up and down, warning other chimpanzees when I see a big cat coming through the woods… ''I'm'' the weirdo? Because I'm sitting in a tree going [[IResembleThatRemark OOH OOH OOH AAH AAH AAH]]

->My whole life I’ve been trying to make sense of this world - all the parts of it that never added up. When I was 10, I discovered Chas. Fort - his catalogs of strange facts. The incidents that science refused to acknowledge - "the damned." Fish that fell from the sky. Lights that dart through the night. People now vanish, never to be seen again. I would lay awake under the covers, with a flashlight - convinced I could see the pattern of it all. I was chasing the Mystery - an even bigger, grander mystery than the pulp novels that were my previous passion. The dots could all be connected - Order would be brought from Chaos, and the innocent would be saved. [[HeroicWannabe And it would be my doing]]... the mind triumphing over all this mayhem - all this random meaningless mess that is this world.

->Look. [[RightForTheWrongReasons Who I am isn't important]]. What is important, what is vitally important, is raising awareness of the truth. You can quote me on that, David O. Screed, editor-in-chief of "Weird Non-Fiction" magazine. Maybe you've read us... or maybe they stopped you. I'm talking the universal "they." Puppet governments, [[TheIlluminati their shadow masters]], [[MegaCorp Big Brother corporations]], Satanic cults, [[ApocalypseCult squid worshippers]], UsefulNotes/TheKnightsTemplar - pick a card, man, any card. The wilder it is, the more out there it is, the better. Don't you get it? [[DevilInPlainSight Put all the madness in plain view]], then they call us crazy. The moral panic never lasts! We're the sheep and they're the cooks! [[SmallNameBigEgo I'm just one voice, but I'm making myself heard]].

->''Lovely woman, [[UsefulNotes/HMTheQueen the Queen.]] For an [[ReptilianConspiracy ancient lizard posing as a human]], anyway. But I tell you, she knows the score. It's the government that didn't want anyone to know about [[AncientConspiracy Dee's prophecy]], not Her Maj. I hope they get her away to India or something. Their climate's better for reptiles, anyway."

'''Granny Smith''': Applejack, our point was that Applebloom should have fun, not that this shit's actually real. Also, aren't you best friends with, like, the goverment?\\

->You guys think this is real? Your all sheep idiots. Pause the video at 0:02 seconds. You think that's a real boot? If that was a real boot then why would it be black? This is so clearly propaganda from the Bush era. All of this is bollocks, 9/11 was an inside job and the guy who is in this video went missing for 3 days after this was filmed and then turned up covered in jam in a church struggling to breathe dragging the carcass of a camel behind him screaming 'dirty denim doublers. Fuck the administration, this world is a lie.' then he collapsed and died under a bridge. Why would there even be a bridge in a church??? All bollocks. Open your eyes you sheep.

->Why do you people keep trying to find symbolism everywhere? Life isn't a fucking comic book. The villains aren't going to leave clues for you

->The appeal of conspiracy theories is that you are ''instantly'' smarter than 99% of everyone else on the planet.\\

All they’re hearing is “Hey, do you wanna go back to being average, while I keep calling you stupid and everyone reminds you how extra stupid you once were?”

-->--Website/YouTube commenter '''John Doe''' on [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=emb_title&v=-fhGV1LxeKQ this video]]

->''Lovely woman, [[UsefulNotes/HMTheQueen the Queen.]] For an [[TheReptilians ancient lizard posing as a human]], anyway. But I tell you, she knows the score. It's the government that didn't want anyone to know about [[AncientConspiracy Dee's prophecy]], not Her Maj. I hope they get her away to India or something. Their climate's better for reptiles, anyway."

UFOlogy, yes, it's all real\\

->''I try to call you every day\\
I'm rehearsing what to say\\
When the truth comes out (Of my very own mouth)\\
I've been working on a unified theory\\
If I make it through tonight, everybody's gonna hear me out!''
-->-- ''Music/LemonDemon'', "Touch-Tone Telephone"

'''Blinky:''' I hate conspiracies. That is why I am dedicates to rooting them out.\\

-->-- ''Blinky and Vendel'', "[[Recap/TrollhuntersS1E7ToCatchAChangeling To Catch a Changeling]]", ''WesternAnimation/{{Trollhunters}}''

->->''I try to call you every day\\

-->-- ''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space''

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->That right there is the mail. Now let's talk about the mail. Can we talk about the mail, please, Mac? I've been dying to talk about the mail with you all day, OK? "Pepe Silvia," this name keeps coming up over and over again. Every day Pepe's mail is getting sent back to me: Pepe Silvia, Pepe Silvia... I look in the mail, and '''THIS WHOLE BOX IS PEPE SILVIA!''' So I say to myself, "I gotta find this guy! I gotta go up to his office and put his mail in the guy's goddamn hands! Otherwise, he's never going to get it and he's going to keep coming back down here." So I go up to Pepe's office and what do I find out, Mac? What do I find out?! ''There is no Pepe Silvia.'' The man does not exist, OK? So I decide, "Ohhhhhh shit, buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper." There's no Pepe Silvia? You gotta be kidding me, I got BOXES full of Pepe! Alright, so I start marchin' my way down to Carol in HR and I knock on her door and I say, "CAAAAROL!!! CAAAAROL!!! I gotta talk to you about Pepe!" And when I open the door what do I find? ''There's not a single goddamn desk in that office!'' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis There is. No. Carol in HR.]] Mac, half the employees in this building have been made up. This office is a goddamn ghost town.

-->-- '''Charlie Reynolds''', ''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia'', "Sweet Dee Has a Heart Attack"

-->--'''Joe Brody,''' ''Film/{{Godzilla 2014}}''

-->--'''Music/TheDeadMilkmen''', "Stuart"

-->--'''Alex Jones'''

-->--'''Mark Meltzer,''' ''VideoGame/Bioshock2: There's Something In The Sea''

--> -- ''VideoGame/{{inFAMOUS}}''

-->--'''Dave Screed''', ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''

-->--'''The Prepper''', ''Videogame/ZombiU''

-->--'''elroraps''' on [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy8Yt-P614w this video]] of a guy being kicked from a train.

->Look. [[RightForAllTheWrongReasons Who I am isn't important]]. What is important, what is vitally important, is raising awareness of the truth. You can quote me on that, David O. Screed, editor-in-chief of "Weird Non-Fiction" magazine. Maybe you've read us... or maybe they stopped you. I'm talking the universal "they." Puppet governments, [[TheIlluminati their shadow masters]], [[MegaCorp Big Brother corporations]], Satanic cults, [[ApocalypseCult squid worshippers]], UsefulNotes/TheKnightsTemplar - pick a card, man, any card. The wilder it is, the more out there it is, the better. Don't you get it? [[DevilInPlainSight Put all the madness in plain view]], then they call us crazy. The moral panic never lasts! We're the sheep and they're the cooks! [[SmallNameBigEgo I'm just one voice, but I'm making myself heard]].

-->--'''Radio/AlexJones'''

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->''Lovely woman, [[HMTheQueen the Queen.]] For an [[TheReptilians ancient lizard posing as a human]], anyway. But I tell you, she knows the score. It's the government that didn't want anyone to know about [[AncientConspiracy Dee's prophecy]], not Her Maj. I hope they get her away to India or something. Their climate's better for reptiles, anyway."

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->Yes, that’s right. The claim that humans die is a conspiracy, or so say believers in transcommunication ...The Butlers are apparently currently the leading experts on the phenomenon after [[TheProblemWithFightingDeath the, uh, death of the founder]], the clinically delusional Sarah Estep.
-->--''[[http://americanloons.blogspot.com/2010/07/44-tom-and-lisa-butler.html Encyclopedia on American Loons]]'' on Tom and Lisa Butler

->[[Creator/MelGibson Mad Mel]] wasn’t drugged with Jew-hating pills, he’s just a [[HanlonsRazor natural born cunt!]]
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2010/11/01/the-hollywood-whackers-must-be-stopped-so-says-randy--evi/ Michael K.]]''', "The Hollywood Whackers Must Be Stopped"

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->If you closely analyze the explosions here, here, and here, you’ll notice that this is a controlled demolition. And if you take all segments and the first letter of each city that each segment was shot in, it spells out the word "CNHOS", which means nothing but it clearly reveals that the government has been infiltrated by TheIlluminati, whose informant, as we all know, is none other than [[Franchise/StarWars Chewbacca]] and the author of the [[Literature/HarryPotterAndThePrisonerOfAzkaban third]] ''Literature/HarryPotter'' book, which alludes to an alien plot to destroy the world, but not just any alien, but this alien, [[Film/ETTheExtraterrestrial this alien]], and this alien. And who is the only human being who can save us from this GovernmentConspiracy? Creator/NicolasCage.
-->-- '''WebVideo/RayWilliamJohnson''' on [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggg3C87UVCY this environmentalist ad]] in the episode aptly titled [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5yEXai8MoQ&t=3m13s "Conspiracy Theory"]]

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->A Jewish Antichrist in the end of this age, pre-supposes an international system of Jewish government. There can be little doubt that such a system, based upon the Jewish Money Power, has already been created -- and is ready to step into the open and assume control of world affairs as soon as the time is ripe.
-->--'''Gordon Winrod''', [[{{Blackshirt}} Nazi sympathizer]]

->How do you {{brainwash|ing}} somebody? Well, first of all, you generally pull a psychological profile or develop one in a preliminary period. You find every vulnerability of that person from a psychoanalytic standpoint. Now the next thing you do is you build them up for fear in males and females of homosexuality, aim them for an anal identification with anal sex, their mouth is identified with fellatio. Their mouth is identified only with the penis--that kind of sex, and with woman. Womanhood is the fellatio of the male mouth in a man who has been brainwashed by the {{KGB}}; that is sucking penises...
-->--'''Lyndon [=LaRouche=]''', eight-time U.S. Presidential candidate

->Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's [[AnalogyBackfire nut]] that held its ground.
-->-- '''David Icke'''

->Who wants to, will know: but who wants to ignore, will deny all the evidence that will be brought, albeit compelling evidence!
-->--'''Serge Monast''', [[HypocriticalHumor anti-New World Order crusader]]

->These fourth dimensional reptilian entities work through these hybrid bloodlines because they have a vibrational compatibility with each other. This is why the European royal and aristocratic families have interbred so obsessively, as do the so called Eastern Establishment families of the United States which produce the leaders of America. Every presidential election since and including UsefulNotes/GeorgeWashington in 1789 has been won by the candidate with the most European royal genes.
-->--'''Arizona Wilder'''

->I used to believe in circles.
-->--'''Gene Ray'''

->The whole point of the Copernican theory is to get rid of Jesus by saying there is no up and no down... the spinning ball thing just makes the whole Bible a big joke.
-->--'''Charles K Johnson''' proves the earth is flat (really)

->WHAM BAMN THAR SHE BLOWS AND I MEAN BLOW UP AND NOT HIT BY AN FWA BAZOOKA JUST HIGH SPEED WIND WHICH OF COURSE WE HAVE A LOT OF ATOP OUR MOUNTAINS -- SO JUST MAKE SURE YOUR NOT STANDING CLOSE TO A TURBINE OR YOU COULD END UP WELL SPLICED AND I DO NOT MEAN DRUNK BUT DICED UP FOX OR PUMA MEAT!
-->--'''Gethin ap Gruffydd''', author of "Windmills of Mass Destruction"

->If you pay tuition, you're sponsoring the militant homosexual agenda. If you pay taxes, you're sponsoring the militant homosexual agenda. If your child majors in English, you're sponsoring the militant homosexual agenda.
-->--'''Ben Shapiro''', "[[HeteronormativeCrusader militant gay english]] on the rise!" (full article is even more bizarre)

->The [[UsefulNotes/BillClinton Clintons]] and the ‘Mainstream Media’ have been hiding their involvement in [[ConspiracyKitchenSink the creation of the man-made pandemic called AIDS and that this dread disease serves Jewish interests. And they have hidden the truth that they exported poison blood from an Arkansas prison for injection into the arms of black school children in Africa, to fulfill China’s Africa Policy: exterminate the indigineous population to make room for wave upon wave of Chinese immigrants yet to come. Once China occupies Africa, they will seize control of the Mediterranean Sea and choke off America’s primary source of energy. This is the reason the Jews (disguised as environmentalists) have not allowed America to drill domestically for oil or build nuclear power plants for decades. And once China controls the Mediterranean Sea, they can turn the continent of Europe red with communism and the blood of Christians, and finally fulfill the Jew’s eternal goal: to plant the head of the Pope on a pole in Vatican City in sight of the Holy See.]]
-->--'''[[http://scienceblogs.com/dispatches/2007/10/26/wacky-conspiracy-theory-of-the/ Robert Antonellis]]'''

->Well, you're the one gettin' money for somethin' ya didn't do. You're givin' a lecture for walkin' on the moon. That's called bein' a thief. D'ya think you can git to Heaven without repentin'? Why don't you swear on the Bible that ya walked on the moon?
-->--'''Bart Sibrel''', moments before being [[TalkToTheFist punched in the face]] by Buzz Aldrin

->The reptilian host that my friend shared an apartment with brought into my experience a woman who was literally demon possessed. I referred to her as Demon Infested Deborah.
-->--'''James Bartley'''

->Music/LadyGaga is a pop prostitute, a satanic bitch with [[SubliminalSeduction her fascist and demonic secret signs!]]
-->--'''Music/NinaHagen'''

->American scientific companies are [[LegoGenetics cross-breeding humans and animals]] and coming up with mice with fully-functioning human brains.
-->--'''Christine O'Connell''', Tea Party activist

->It's really hard to get AIDS. If you're a straight person sleeping with other straight people, it's hard to get AIDS...Those people are trying to [[ItsProbablyNothing scare you away from having sex]], that's why.
-->--'''[[http://www.thetigernews.com/news.php?aid=3770&sid=4 Tucker Max]]'''

->Let us be honest. Who benefits from A.R.V.s? ...Is it not a coincidence that Africa is the poorest continent in the world? Did you ever think that it's in the interest of some people for it ''[[LetNoCrisisGoToWaste to stay that way?]]''
-->--'''Herbert Vilakazi''', AIDS denialist

->The problem with forensic science in general is that it isn't science, it was basically invented by the police.
-->--'''Radley Balko'''

->He is alive call me crazy [you’re welcome] but, [[FakingTheDead Osama Bin Laden is our President Obama]] do your research. The CIA has been preparing for this since he was a boy. They have same height, bone structure, hands and ears both are left handed the Osama face was created by Hollywood. The fox is in the hen house.
-->--'''Zeedra Andrews'''

->President Obama wants to give the entire land mass of the United States of America back to [[EspeciallyZoidberg the Indians]]. He wants Indian tribes to be our new overlords.
-->--'''Bryan Fischer'''

->I wouldn’t doubt it if the CIA is behind [[IllTellYouWhenIveHadEnough Alcoholics Anonymous.]]
-->--'''[[{{Music/Creed}} Scott Strapp]]'''

->A good conspiracy is unprovable. I mean, [[InsaneTrollLogic if you can prove it, it means they screwed up somewhere along the line]].
-->--'''Jerry Fletcher''', ''Film/ConspiracyTheory''

->Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of [[VodkaDrunkenski water]]?
-->--'''Gen. Jack D. Ripper''' on fluoridation, ''Film/DrStrangelove''

->'''C.P. Kennedy:''' Now, what exactly is our target juror?\\
'''Hon. Joseph Palmer:''' Intelligent people who will listen to instructions and follow the evidence--\\
'''Hank Palmer:''' Crackpots. Those I can persuade to swallow their own tongue. Anyone who's seen a Sasquatch. Moon-landing deniers. Those are our people.
-->--''Film/TheJudge''

->'''Alvin Kurtweil:''' Are you familiar with what the Federal Emergency Management Agency's real power is? FEMA allows the White House to suspend constitutional government upon declaration of a national emergency. Think about that. What's an agency with such broad, sweeping power doing managing a small viral outbreak in suburban Texas? ...The timetable has been set. It'll [[HorrorDoesntSettleForSimpleTuesday happen on a holiday,]] when people are away from their homes. The president will declare a state of emergency, at which time all government, all federal agencies will come under the power of the Federal Emergency Management Agency, FEMA--the secret government.\\
'''Fox Mulder:''' And they call ''me'' paranoid.
-->--''Film/TheXFilesFightTheFuture''

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->The mentally disturbed do not employ the Principle of Scientific Parsimony: the most simple theory to explain a given set of facts. [[DramaQueen They shoot for the baroque.]]
-->--'''Creator/PhilipKDick''', ''Literature/{{VALIS}}''

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->Miraculously, the first time in history: [[ShapedLikeItself Steel was melted by fire]]. It is [[IgnorantOfTheirOwnIgnorance physically impossible.]]
-->--'''[[Series/TheView Rosie O'Donnell]]''' on the September 11th terror attacks

->There is no group of people this large in the world that can ''keep'' a secret. I find it comforting. It's how I know for sure that the government's not covering up aliens in New Mexico.
-->--'''CJ Cregg''', ''Series/TheWestWing''

->The Millennium Group’s an illusion. Ceremonies and secrets that only certain members can understand? Collecting the Cross of the Crucifixion? Ancient text for future prophecies? It’s all a diversion, sleight of hand. Distraction from the problems they’re trying to control. This is not about the end of the world, it’s about ''controlling'' the world.
-->--'''Frank Black''', ''{{Series/Millennium}}'' ("The Fourth Horseman")

->'''Fred:''' So, you don't worry that it's possible for someone to [[ManchurianAgent send out a biological or electronic trigger]] that effectively overrides your own sense of ideals and values, and replaces them with an alternative coercive agenda that reduces you to little more than a mindless meat puppet?\\
'''Shopkeeper:''' Wow. People used to think that ''I'' was paranoid! [beat] I mean, don't get me wrong. [[HypocriticalHumor I still got the implants in my head, C.I.A. is still listening in.]] It just doesn't bother me anymore.
-->-- ''{{Series/Angel}}'', "The Magic Bullet"

->"You've uncovered some interesting facts. But your interpretation is far-fetched. These are random incidents. Granted, some of them are hard to explain, but there's no conspiracy here."
-->-- '''Chakotay''', ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "The Voyager Conspiracy"

->''Unsolved mysteries, government conspiracies!\\
Bright lights in the sky, alien technology!\\
Stay out of sight, go run and hide\\
Lock the window, they come tonight!''
-->--'''Neil Lee Griffin''', "Apocrypha"

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->It is an interesting world we live in, where you can tell a group of people that you made a crop circle with a rope, even show them how you did it, and they still insist that an unknown paranormal intelligence did it. You can tell them that two plus two equals four and they'll insist that it's five.
-->-- '''Brian Dunning''' of ''Podcast/{{Skeptoid}}''

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->[I]n some cases, eating a burger or a steak has landed people in the hospital with severe allergic reactions. The culprit is the Lone Star tick...the radicals are gonna try to get hold of these ticks and mass produce them, mass grow ‘em and spread ‘em all over the country in order to get people to stop eating beef...If you’re a vegetarian and you don’t realize there’s a political agenda attached to what you’re doing, [[YouFool you’re being duped.]]
-->--'''Radio/RushLimbaugh'''

->''"THIS IS GOVERNMENTS DOING ALONG WITH THE CEDA'S SHITS!"''\\
''"[[YouMakeMeSic LANGUAGE]], CRACKHEAD!"''
-->--[[BathroomStallGraffiti Competing graffiti]], ''VideoGame/Left4Dead''

->Everyone withdraws into their own small gated community, afraid of a larger forum. They stay inside their little ponds, leaking whatever "truth" suits them into the growing cesspool of society at large...Not even natural selection can take place here. The world is being engulfed in "truth."
-->--'''The Patriots''', ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2SonsOfLiberty''

->'''Leo Gold''': The entire executive branch is hand-picked. Nineteen of the last twenty-three U.S. presidents have been members of the Trilateral Commission. The Trilateral Commission is financed by the Rockefellers and the Rothschilds. Don’t tell me--\\
'''JC Denton''': That’s a think-tank. Anyone can become a member.\\
'''Leo Gold''': But not everyone does. That’s why they call it the 'secret government'.
-->--''VideoGame/DeusEx''

->'''Chris:''' The fact that Magneto's plan isn’t to kill people, but to turn them into mutants... Given the metaphor that we're working with, it's like Magneto has a laser that turns you gay.\\
'''Matt:''' Be careful. (Matt) Drudge is going to pick this up if we say too much more about ''Secret Project Gayzer''.
-->-- Chris Sims and Matt Wilson on the ''Film/XMen'' film series

->'''Laura''': Neal Adams has actually found a way to shoehorn his Expanding Earth conspiracy theory into a ''Batman'' comic. [[SoBadItsGood Sometimes, dreams do come true.]]\\
'''David''': Given that Adams has been pretty vocal about his theories for quite some time, it’s quite a thing to see it play a direct role in something as notable as a ''Batman'' story. We also have to recognize that apparently [[BeneathTheEarth the inner earth]] was like [[SciFiWritersHaveNoSenseOfScale a ten minute walk from the Batcave]].
-->--'''[[http://comicsalliance.com/batman-odyssey-neal-adams-review/ Laura Hudson]]''', "The Complete and Utter Insanity of ''ComicBook/BatmanOdyssey''"

->[[Series/TheOprahWinfreyShow Oprah]] is the Most Dangerous Woman in the World!
-->--'''David J. Stewart''', ''Jesus-is-Saviour''

->Actually, no real person has a social security number. Notice on your SS card that your name is spelled with all capital letters. This designates the STRAW MAN business, trust or corporation not a person ...If you accept a SS # [[DealWithTheDevil you have just entered a contract and become surety for the government debt.]]
-->--'''Kent Hovind''', "How are evolution, Communism, the new-world order, and [[IntimidatingRevenueService the IRS]] connected?"

->What hard evidence is there that [[UsefulNotes/BarackObama Obama]] doesn’t want Ebola in America?
-->--'''Creator/AdamBaldwin''', [[https://twitter.com/AdamBaldwin/status/518293964571418624 3.10.14 Tweet]]

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->'''Chris''': The fact that Magneto’s plan isn’t to kill people, but to turn them into mutants...Given the metaphor that we’re working with, it’s like Magneto has a laser that turns you gay.\\
'''Matt''': Be careful. (Matt) Drudge is going to pick this up if we say too much more about ''Secret Project Gayzer.''
-->--Chris Sims and Matt Wilson on the ''Film/{{X-Men}}'' film series

'''Ivanov''': I'm closing the door he opened. Allowing alien races to infect our world and convincing men like you to protect them. [[TwoPlusTortureEqualsFive And I will make you admit, to me and yourself, that this is true.]]