History Quotes / ChickFlick

->''It must have a woman, or wom'''en''' in it, I daresay. It should depict human emotions at some point. General themes of romance should be touched upon or, if possible, hammered on. Clothes should be shown, of course. It must be free of any scenes containing rocket launchers, and at no time should the lead actors punch each other in the face or kick one another's groin for any length of time. Any scenes with exploding helicopters would certainly disqualify it.''
-->-- '''Mike Nelson'''

->''''Film/SleeplessInSeattle'' makes my balls shrivel.''
-->--'''WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows'''

->'''Robot''': So, how'd you like the movie?\\
'''Fry''': Uh, too much love, not enough human killing.\\
'''Robot''': Yeah. It was a real ChickFlick.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', "Fear of a Bot Planet"

-->--''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill'', "Chasing Bobby"

->'''Scully:''' ''Film/{{Caddyshack}}'', Mulder?
->'''Mulder:''' It's a classic American movie.
->'''Scully:''' That's what every guy says. It's a guy movie.
->'''Mulder:''' Okay, when you invite me over to your place we can watch ''Film/SteelMagnolias''.
-->--''Series/TheXFiles'', "Je Souhiate"

->''It must have a woman, or wom'''en''' in it, I daresay. It should depict human emotions at some point. General themes of romance should be touched upon or, if possible, hammered on. Clothes should be shown, of course. It must be free of any scenes containing rocket launchers, and at no time should the lead actors punch each other in the face or kick one another's groin for any length of time. [[RatedMForManly Any scenes with exploding helicopters]] would certainly disqualify it.''

->It must have a woman, or wom'''en''' in it, I daresay. It should depict human emotions at some point. General themes of romance should be touched upon or, if possible, hammered on. Clothes should be shown, of course. It must be free of any scenes containing rocket launchers, and at no time should the lead actors punch each other in the face or kick one another's groin for any length of time. [[RatedMForManly Any scenes with exploding helicopters]] would certainly disqualify it.

->''Film/SleeplessInSeattle'' makes my balls shrivel.

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-->-- ''[[Creator/RedLetterMedia Half in the Bag]]'', dueling perspectives on ''Whats My Number?''

->''''Rhoda:''' Anna Faris is a young professional who realizes--\\

->''"[A chick flick] must have a woman or women in it, I daresay. It should depict human emotions at some point. General themes of romance should be touched upon or, if possible, hammered on. Clothes should be shown, of course. It must be free of any scenes containing rocket launchers, and at no time should the lead actors punch each other in the face or kick one another's groin for any length of time. Any scenes with exploding helicopters would certainly disqualify it."''

->'''Female critic:''' Anna Faris is a young professional who realizes--\\
'''Male critic:''' ''(EyeTake)'' Wait. "Young professional"? No, no, she plays an ignorant slut.
-->-- '''''[[Creator/RedLetterMedia Half in the Bag]]''''', dueling perspectives on ''Whats My Number?''

-->-- '''''[[RedLetterMedia Half in the Bag]]''''', dueling perspectives on ''Whats My Number?''

-->-- ''{{Futurama}}'', "Fear of a Bot Planet"

-->--''KingOfTheHill'', "Chasing Bobby"

-->-- '''[[RedLetterMedia Half in the Bag]]''', dueling perspectives on ''Whats My Number?''

-->-- '''RedLetterMedia''', dueling perspectives on ''Whats My Number?''

-->'''RedLetterMedia''', dueling perspectives on ''Whats My Number?''

-->'''RedLetterMedia''', dueling perspectives on ''Whats My Number?''.

"''(EyeTake)'' Wait. "Young professional"? No, no, she plays an ignorant slut.

-">'''Peggy:''' Hank, just because it takes place on a rose farm doesn't make it a lady movie.\\

-->--'''Mike Nelson'''

->'''Robot:''' So, how'd you like the movie?\\
'''Fry:''' Uh, too much love, not enough human killing.\\
'''Robot:''' Yeah. It was a real chick-flick.
-->--'''{{Futurama}}''', ''Fear of a Bot Planet''