Rhoda: Anna Faris is a young professional who realizes—
Mike: Wait. "Young professional"? No, no, she plays an ignorant slut.
Mike: Wait. "Young professional"? No, no, she plays an ignorant slut.
— Half in the Bag, dueling perspectives on Whats My Number?
Peggy: Hank, just because it takes place on a rose farm doesn't make it a lady movie.
Hank: Doesn't help.
Hank: Doesn't help.
— King of the Hill, "Chasing Bobby"
Robot: So, how'd you like the movie?
Fry: Uh, too much love, not enough human killing.
Robot: Yeah. It was a real Chick Flick.
Fry: Uh, too much love, not enough human killing.
Robot: Yeah. It was a real Chick Flick.
— Futurama, "Fear of a Bot Planet"
"It must have a woman, or women in it, I daresay. It should depict human emotions at some point. General themes of romance should be touched upon or, if possible, hammered on. Clothes should be shown, of course. It must be free of any scenes containing rocket launchers, and at no time should the lead actors punch each other in the face or kick one another's groin for any length of time. Any scenes with exploding helicopters would certainly disqualify it."
— Mike Nelson
Mordecai: Ooh, I kinda already got two tickets for Pajama Sisters 2?
Rigby: What? Why?! That's just some chick flick, and not even the good kind. I saw the preview! They're just gonna sit around talking about their feelings. Fully clothed!
Rigby: What? Why?! That's just some chick flick, and not even the good kind. I saw the preview! They're just gonna sit around talking about their feelings. Fully clothed!
— Regular Show, "It's Time"
"Sleepless in Seattle makes my balls shrivel."
Scully: Caddyshack, Mulder?
Mulder: It's a classic American movie.
Scully: That's what every guy says. It's a guy movie.
Mulder: Okay, when you invite me over to your place we can watch Steel Magnolias.
Mulder: It's a classic American movie.
Scully: That's what every guy says. It's a guy movie.
Mulder: Okay, when you invite me over to your place we can watch Steel Magnolias.
— The X-Files, "Je Souhiate"
