History Quotes / AxCrazy

->Minerelle: Did you kill anyone?\\
Kodrinschreiner: No, I did not kill anyone because I'm not you.\\

-> ''[[BlatantLies I'm not a killer who kills without reason.]]'' ''It's because I have a reason that I kill. Because I'm busy, I'll kill you. I don't have time to deal with you, so I'll kill you. I don't want to stand in your way, so I'll kill you. Because I hate fighting, I'll kill you. I don't want Kurokami-san as part of the 13 party, so I'll kill you. Because the weather is good today, I'll kill you. Because today's food was good, I'll kill you. Because I had a good dream last night, I'll kill you. Because the first showing of a movie I was looking forward to is close, I'll kill you. Because my phone's batteries are almost out of power, I'll kill you. And for no reason whatsoever, I'll kill you.''
--> Munakata Kei, MedakaBox

-->-- '''Jack Torrance''', ''TheShining'' (1980 movie)

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-->--''HeavyRain''

-> '''Thief''': We start a nice friendly conversation. Then, '''bam''', the mugging.
-> '''Black Mage''': And then the ''urinating''.

-> '''Black Mage''': What? I gotta go!
-> '''Thief''': And what, do you need a ''victim''?
-> '''Black Mage''': It just feels like I'm wasting my time if someone isn't hurt.
-->-- Webcomic/{{Eight Bit Theater}}

-> '''Black Mage''': Then? Then I will go to work on him.
-->-- Webcomic/{{Eight Bit Theater}}

-> '''Black Mage''': Tinkle!
-> '''Black Mage''': Excuse me.
-> '''Thief''': What's worse? That he urinates when he is angry or he calls it ''tinkle''?
-> '''Red Mage''': With Black Mage, it's really a menagerie of horror. I can't keep track of more.

-> '''Black Mage''': Die, Ants, Die!

-> '''Red Mage''': He likes to have victims.
-> '''Thief''': It must take a ''tremendous'' amount of energy to be that unnecessarily creepy.

-> '''Black Mage''': I killed things. I feel better.
-> '''Thief''': Big deal, they were bugs.
-> '''Black Mage''': Putting them on your level, yes.
-> '''Red Mage''': Just promise to murder me with your pants on.

-->-- Webcomic/{{Eight Bit Theater}}

-> Shut. ''Up.''
-> Ahahahah! Gut you ''myself''.

-->-- '''Doomguy''', ''[[{{Comicbook/Doom}} Doom]]''

->-- '''Kharn the Betrayer, [[MemeticMutation swell guy]]''', ''{{Warhammer 40000}}''

->"If you go and kill the ugly little girl right now, won't the steadholder object? And then you'd have to kill him as well. And anyone else upstairs. And all these people here... Why shouldn't we do this again?"

->''He keeps hackin' and wackin' and smackin' ''

-> '''Pierre Le Fou''' ''HI!'' and ''Ladies and Gentlemen!''.

''Can't keep my eyes closed (hoo-ha!''\\

-->--'''[[TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]]''', ''LetsPlay {{Phantasmagoria 2}}''

-->- '''Melvin''', ''WebOriginal/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''

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-> '''Thief''': We start a nice friendly conversation. Then, '''Bam'''! The mugging.

-> '''Black Mage''': What? I got to go!
-> '''Thief''': And what, you need a ''victim''?
-> '''Black Mage''': It just feels like I am wasting my time if someone isn't hurt.

[[folder:Webcomic/EightBitTheater]]

->''Just open the DSM-IV at a random page and you're likely to find on it some disorder that Curtis has.''
-->--'''[[TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]]''', ''LetsPlay {{Phantasmagoria 2}}''

-> Heeeere's Johnny!
-->-- '''Jack Torrance''', ''TheShining'' (1980 movie)

-> RIP AND TEAR, RIP AND TEAR, ''RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS!'' YOU ARE HUGE! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS! RIP AND TEAR!
-->-- '''Doomguy''',''[[{{Comicbook/Doom}} Doom]]''

-> '''Black Mage''': It feels like I am wasting my time if someone isn't hurt.

-->'''Ladd Russo''', ''Literature/{{Baccano}}!'', "[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Ladd Russo Enjoys Talking A Lot And Slaughtering A Lot]]"

->''Pop quiz: Why am I such an angry bitch? Seriously, no matter how many I kill... It's all the same. They're all going to pay. Yeah... With their fucking lives.''

->''Pop quiz. Why am I such an angry bitch? Seriously, no matter how many I kill... It's all the same. They're all going to pay. Yeah... With their fucking lives.''

-->-- {{Eight Bit Theater}}

-->-- {{Eight Bit Theater}}

-->-- {{Eight Bit Theater}}

-->-- '''Black Mage''' (seeing a pattern here?), EightBitTheater

-->'''Ladd Russo''', ''{{Baccano}}!'', "[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Ladd Russo Enjoys Talking A Lot And Slaughtering A Lot]]"

-> ''Bored now. I never thought I'd be able to grow tired of tormenting two effeminate Germans, but I suppose I can surprise even myself!''
-->- '''Melvin'', ''WebOriginal/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''

->''He keeps hackin’ and wackin’ and smackin’''
->''He keeps hackin’ and wackin’ and smackin’''
->''He keeps hackin’ and wackin’ and smackin’''
->''[[HaveAGayOldTime He just hacks, wacks, choppin’ that meat!]]''

-->-- '''Black Mage''', EightBitTheater

-->-- '''Doomguy''',''{{Comicbook/Doom Doom}}''

-->-- '''Doomguy''',''[[Comicbook/Doom Doom]]