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-> '''Rob Brydon''': No! It'll be left in to show you what a charlatan you are-

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-> '''Rob Brydon''': No! It'll be left in to show you what a for the charlatan you are-
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-> '''Rob Brydon''': [[ScarasmMode In the lion enclosure.]]

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-> '''Rob Brydon''': [[ScarasmMode [[SarcasmMode In the lion enclosure.]]
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-> '''Rob Brydon''': [[ScarsamMode In the lion enclosure.]]

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-> '''Rob Brydon''': [[ScarsamMode [[ScarasmMode In the lion enclosure.]]
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-> '''Rob Brydon''': In the lion enclosure.

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-> '''Rob Brydon''': [[ScarsamMode In the lion enclosure.]]
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->'''Armando Iannucci''': I once had to abandon my car in a safari park after a baboon climbed through the sunroof, laid down in the back seat and fell asleep
-> '''David Mitchell''': Okay, so where in the safari park is the car?
-> '''Rob Brydon''': In the lion enclosure.
-> '''David Mitchell''': Where in the safari park is the car?
->'''Armando Iannucci''': It's...
-> '''Rob Brydon''': Where do you think it is? In the baboon area!
-> '''David Mitchell''': Are you answering for that team?
-> '''Rob Brydon''': Well, it's such a stupid question!
-> '''David Mitchell''': It could have been in the car park, it could have been in the stables...
-> '''Lee Mack:''' In the car park?!
-> '''Rob Brydon''': What would the baboon be doing in the car park?!
-> '''David Mitchell''': The baboon...
-> '''Rob Brydon''': Yes?
-> '''David Mitchell''': May have escaped!
-> '''Lee Mack:''' Yeah, but you're assuming-
-> '''David Mitchell''': I'm not saying the answer 'the baboon enclosure' would have ''amazed'' me!
-> '''Rob Brydon''': Do you wonder perhaps if-
-> '''David Mitchell''': I didn't expect to have to defend myself to this extent with that opening question!
-> '''Rob Brydon''': It was a stupid question! Where did you think it was? The gift shop?
-> '''David Mitchell''': If it's a stupid question, cut it out in the edit!
-> '''Rob Brydon''': No! It'll be left in to show you what a charlatan you are-
-> '''David Mitchell''': [[SuddenlyShouting WHERE... IN THE SAFARI PARK... ]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis WAS. YOUR. CAR?]]
->'''Armando Iannucci''': THE BABOON AREA!
-> '''David Mitchell''': THANK YOU! ''AS I SUSPECTED!''
-->-- ''Series/WouldILieToYou'', Series 6, Episode 8
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->'''Jecka''': He's gonna go home to his video games and make Create-a-Characters of us...\\
'''Nicole''': Yeah, he'll kill us in ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto''.\\
'''Jecka''': You can make characters in ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto''?\\
'''Nicole''': Do I ''look like a bitch'' who would know?
-->--''VisualNovel/ClassOf09: The Anime short''
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->'''Manny:''' Hold up, I gotta piss.\\
'''Nick:''' Now?\\
'''Manny:''' Oh no, not now. I was just thinking, that's something I'd like to do someday. It's on my bucket list.\\
'''Nick:''' What?\\
'''Manny:''' Yes, now! Jesus!
-->-- ''WebOriginal/TwentyThousandTwenty'', Chapter 12

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-->-- '''Videogame/StarWarsTheOldRepublic'''

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-->-- '''Videogame/StarWarsTheOldRepublic'''
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-->--''Videogame/Injustice2''

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-->--''Videogame/Injustice2''-->--''VideoGame/Injustice2''



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->'''Michelle:''' Who're you? ...[[AirVentPassageway And what're you doin' in the vents?]]\\
'''Jane:''' Oh, you know, I'm a vent hermit, eternally bound to my metal air-transferring prison.
-->-- ''WebComic/BloodIsMine''
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->'''Michelle:''' Who're you? ...[[AirVentPassageway And what're you doin' in the vents?]]\\
'''Jane:''' Oh, you know, I'm a vent hermit, eternally bound to my metal air-transferring prison.
-->-- ''WebComic/BloodIsMine''
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-> ''(Susan Sommers is given a gun. She looks up curiously at the man who gave it to her.)''
-> '''Susan''': What's it for?
-> '''Bennett''': It's for turning off your TV. ''WHAT DO YOU THINK IT'S FOR, NUMBNUTS?!''
-->-- ''WebVideo/BennettTheSage'' in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpnL-6BytnE&t=815s his review]] of ''Manga/VenusWars''

->'''Chris''': Rebecca...?? How are you still alive??\\
'''Rebecca''': Oh. [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy Wesker missed.]] So I played dead.\\
'''Chris''': ''[irately]'' Then [[PunctuatedForEmphasis why THE.]] [[WhatTheHellHero HELL.]] Didn't you help me with the Ty-Rant?\\
'''Rebecca''': ''[bluntly]'' [[PlayingPossum Playing O-possom]] means feigning death [[LittleMissSnarker 'til ALL the danger's passed]], Chris.
-->-- ''WebVideo/ResidentEvilAbridged''




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->'''Michelle:''' Who're you? ...[[AirVentPassageway And what're you doin' in the vents?]]\\
'''Jane:''' Oh, you know, I'm a vent hermit, eternally bound to my metal air-transferring prison.
-->-- ''Webcomic/BloodIsMine''
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-> '''Klumph''': You see [Cranky] too?
-> '''K. Rool''': No, I can't see anything! I'm afraid I've gone BLIND! ...No, wait, there he is.
-->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gvPvQP5B9k Donkey Kong Country Abridged: Episode 2 - Ape Fool Young]]''


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-> ''(Susan Sommers is given a gun. She looks up curiously at the man who gave it to her.)''
-> '''Susan''': What's it for?
-> '''Bennett''': It's for turning off your TV. ''WHAT DO YOU THINK IT'S FOR, NUMBNUTS?!''
-->-- ''WebVideo/BennettTheSage'' in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpnL-6BytnE&t=815s his review]] of ''Manga/VenusWars''

->'''Chris''': Rebecca...?? How are you still alive??\\
'''Rebecca''': Oh. [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy Wesker missed.]] So I played dead.\\
'''Chris''': ''[irately]'' Then [[PunctuatedForEmphasis why THE.]] [[WhatTheHellHero HELL.]] Didn't you help me with the Ty-Rant?\\
'''Rebecca''': ''[bluntly]'' [[PlayingPossum Playing O-possom]] means feigning death [[LittleMissSnarker 'til ALL the danger's passed]], Chris.
-->-- ''WebVideo/ResidentEvilAbridged''

-> '''Klumph''': You see [Cranky] too?
-> '''K. Rool''': No, I can't see anything! I'm afraid I've gone BLIND! ...No, wait, there he is.
-->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gvPvQP5B9k Donkey Kong Country Abridged: Episode 2 - Ape Fool Young]]''
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'''Simmons:''' No, another ship. Than that ship left and this ship crashed in the exact same spot.
-->-- ''WebAnimation/RedVsBlue''

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'''Simmons:''' No, another ship. Than Then that ship left left, and this ship crashed in the exact same spot.
-->-- ''WebAnimation/RedVsBlue''
''WebAnimation/RedVsBlue'', "[[Recap/RedVsBlueS5E1YouCantParkHere You Can't Park Here]]"

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->'''Bando:''' Let's see now. It was okay to kill witnesses too, right?\\
'''Kouta:''' What do you mean by "kill"?\\
'''Bando:''' You don't understand, dumbass? Kill means I pull the trigger like this. And then, your brains will splatter all over, and you'll die.
-->-- ''Anime/ElfenLied'', Episode 2
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->'''Donkey:''' Are we there yet?\\
'''Shrek:''' Yes.\\
'''Donkey:''' Really?\\
'''Shrek:''' NO!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/Shrek2''




->'''Lodac''': I am Lodac!\\
'''Sir Branton''': The sorcerer?\\
'''Joel''': No, the pre-merchant tank mixer! Of course he's a sorcerer!
-->--''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'', [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S04E11TheMagicSword The Magic Sword]]

->'''Louhi''': Annikki. So she's Ilmarinen's sister.\\
'''Crow''': No way, I thought she was Jody Koslak's brother!
-->--''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'', [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S04E22TheDayTheEarthFroze The Day The Earth Froze]]




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->'''Stan''': You alright?\\
'''Cartman''': You know that feeling when that huge dump you just took [[AssShove shoots back up inside your ass]]? '''NO I'M NOT ALRIGHT!!'''
-->--''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''
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--'''Louhi''': Annikki. So she's Ilmarinen's sister.\\

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--'''Louhi''': ->'''Louhi''': Annikki. So she's Ilmarinen's sister.\\
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--->'''Lodac''': I am Lodac!\\

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--->'''Lodac''': ->'''Lodac''': I am Lodac!\\



--->'''Louhi''': Annikki. So she's Ilmarinen's sister.\\

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--->'''Louhi''': --'''Louhi''': Annikki. So she's Ilmarinen's sister.\\

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[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
->'''Bando:''' Let's see now. It was okay to kill witnesses too, right?\\
'''Kouta:''' What do you mean by "kill"?\\
'''Bando:''' You don't understand, dumbass? Kill means I pull the trigger like this. And then, your brains will splatter all over, and you'll die.
-->-- ''Anime/ElfenLied'', Episode 2
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->'''Donkey:''' Are we there yet?\\
'''Shrek:''' Yes.\\
'''Donkey:''' Really?\\
'''Shrek:''' NO!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/Shrek2''




--->'''Lodac''': I am Lodac!\\
'''Sir Branton''': The sorcerer?\\
'''Joel''': No, the pre-merchant tank mixer! Of course he's a sorcerer!
-->--''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'', [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S04E11TheMagicSword The Magic Sword]]

--->'''Louhi''': Annikki. So she's Ilmarinen's sister.\\
'''Crow''': No way, I thought she was Jody Koslak's brother!
-->--''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'', [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S04E22TheDayTheEarthFroze The Day The Earth Froze]]



->'''Stan''': You alright?\\
'''Cartman''': You know that feeling when that huge dump you just took [[AssShove shoots back up inside your ass]]? '''NO I'M NOT ALRIGHT!!'''
-->--''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''

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->'''Stan''': You alright?\\
'''Cartman''': You know that feeling when that huge dump you just took [[AssShove shoots back up inside your ass]]? '''NO I'M NOT ALRIGHT!!'''
-->--''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''
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->'''Mrs. Spicer''': How much extra help have you specifically to aid with childcare?
->'''Catherine''': A Matron, doing a holiday job for us. She's from a small public school.
->'''Mrs. Spicer''': Is she qualified?
->'''David''': No, no. The school in question ''insists'' on employing struck-off African witch doctors.
-->-- ''Film/NoKidding''
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->'''Stan''': You alright?\\
'''Cartman''': You know that feeling when that huge dump you just took [[AssShove shoots back up inside your ass]]? '''NO I'M NOT ALRIGHT!!'''
-->--''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''
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-->'''Admiral Pettigrew''': I distinctly saw a bicycle pass that porthole a moment ago.
-->'''Commander Fanshawe''': Which direction was it going, sir?
-->'''Admiral Pettigrew''': Downwards, you idiot! Downwards into the harbour!
-->'''Commander Fanshawe''': Was anybody on it, sir?
-->'''Admiral Pettigrew''': Of course not!

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-->'''Admiral ->'''Admiral Pettigrew''': I distinctly saw a bicycle pass that porthole a moment ago.
-->'''Commander ->'''Commander Fanshawe''': Which direction was it going, sir?
-->'''Admiral ->'''Admiral Pettigrew''': Downwards, you idiot! Downwards into the harbour!
-->'''Commander ->'''Commander Fanshawe''': Was anybody on it, sir?
-->'''Admiral ->'''Admiral Pettigrew''': Of course not!
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-->'''Admiral Pettigrew''': I distinctly saw a bicycle pass that porthole a moment ago.
-->'''Commander Fanshawe''': Which direction was it going, sir?
-->'''Admiral Pettigrew''': Downwards, you idiot! Downwards into the harbour!
-->'''Commander Fanshawe''': Was anybody on it, sir?
-->'''Admiral Pettigrew''': Of course not!
-->-- ''Film/WatchYourStern''
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->'''Gladys''': Have you read it?
->'''Edward''': No, we've been playing ''Happy Families''!
-->-- ''Film/PleaseTurnOver''
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->'''Josh:''' Do you sell guitars?\\
'''Clerk:''' Here? At "Guitar World"? Gee, I dunno.
-->-- ''Series/DrakeAndJosh''
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-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Robot of Sherwood"

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-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Robot "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS34E3RobotOfSherwood Robot of Sherwood"
Sherwood]]"
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->''' Sharon''': Oh, Bloody Belgium! Where'd ya fink?!

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->''' Sharon''': Oh, Bloody bloody Belgium! Where'd ya fink?!
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->'''Trail''': Going ashore, Second?
->'''Archer''': Well, I'm not dressed like this to go down to the engine room.
-->-- ''Film/DoctorAtSea''
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->'''Scarecrow:''' Do you fear death?\\
'''Red Hood:''' That's a dumb question to ask me.\\
'''Scarecrow:''' Touched a nerve there...
-->--''Videogame/Injustice2''
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->'''Mike''': Oh, 'ello, dad. Y'waitin' for the bathroom?
->'''Sid''': No. I'm waitin' for the cross-Channel 'overcraft.
-->-- ''Series/BlessThisHouse'', "The Generation Gap"
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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/HortonHearsAWho''

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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/HortonHearsAWho''
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->'''Captain Peacock''': Been for a dip?
->'''Mr. Humphries''': Well, I haven't been sitting in the cocktail bar with this lot on.
-->-- ''Film/AreYouBeingServed''
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->'''OOC Player 1:''' [[BalefulPolymorph I'm a gorilla]], now what do I do?

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->'''OOC Player 1:''' [[BalefulPolymorph [[ForcedTransformation I'm a gorilla]], now what do I do?
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-->-- ''Machinima/RedVsBlue''

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-->-- ''Machinima/RedVsBlue''
''WebAnimation/RedVsBlue''
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->'''[[DeathSeeker Happy Time Harry:]]'''But a Franchise/{{Highlander}} can only be killed...\\

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->'''[[DeathSeeker Happy Time Harry:]]'''But Harry:]]''' But a Franchise/{{Highlander}} can only be killed...\\

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