History Quotes / AppliedPhlebotinum

[[MagicplasticSurgery Plastic surgery]]\\

-->-- '''Film/ThankYouForSmoking'''

-->-- WebVideo/ScreenRantPitchMeetings on Film/NoTimeToDie

[[IAteWhat Jelly]]\\

-->-- '''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2012/03/nothing-ever-changes-in-london.html Phil Sandifer]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'' ([[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS19E4TheVisitation}} "The Visitation"]])

->'''Raiden''': Why won't you ''die!?''
->'''[[spoiler: Senator Armstrong]]''': ''(EvilLaugh)'' NANOMACHINES, SON!

-->--'''Professor Otsuki''', ''VideoGame/ShinMegamiTenseiIf''

-->--'''Yahtzee''' on ''VideoGame/{{Singularity}}'', ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''

-->--'''LetsPlay/TheDarkId''', LetsPlay ''Final Fantasy VII: VideoGame/DirgeOfCerberus'' [[http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Dirge%20of%20Cerberus/index.html]]

-->--'''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2012/03/nothing-ever-changes-in-london.html Phil Sandifer]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'' ([[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS19E4TheVisitation}} "The Visitation"]])

->'''Chris''': Lex Luthor smooth rolls up into the Fortress and steals everything that isn’t nailed down, namely all of the crystals containing Jor-El’s Floating Head. Because what else are you going to use to build your new continent?\\
'''David''': Did they not have water on Krypton? How did they not constantly activate these things? “Lax-Ar tragically died swimming this morning when he left his crystal cellphone in his pocket, forming a new continent.”
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-superman-returns-2006-part-one/ on]] ''Film/SupermanReturns''

-->--'''Fred Clark''', talking about [[http://www.patheos.com/blogs/slacktivist/2012/02/24/tftm-jesus-magic/ the second Left Behind movie]]

->'''Chris''': On the one hand, I really like the idea behind this. The fact that Magneto’s plan isn’t to kill people, but to turn them into mutants so that they can relate to his struggle and see that what they’re doing is inhuman is really smart, and again, makes him very sympathetic as a villain. On the other hand, in practice, it’s just goofy. Given the metaphor that we’re working with, it’s like Magneto has a laser that turns you gay.\\
'''Matt''': Be careful. [[ConspiracyTheorist Drudge]] is going to pick this up if we say too much more about ''Secret Project Gayzer.''\\
'''Chris''': To be fair, they don’t need a laser as long as they have shirtless Hugh Jackman. [[EvenTheGuysWantHim Am I right, fellas?]]
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and ''Matt Wilson''' on the ''Film/{{X-Men}} film series

Sending telephone calls into the past\\

[[IAteWhat Jelly\\

->''"These particular ones are driven by the Russians discovering a mysterious new element called element 99 which can manipulate time and space as well as mutate living things into zombies, Gamera or anything in between... and can no doubt also tenderize meat, shine your shoes, and whatever else is convenient."''
-->--'''Yahtzee''' on ''VideoGame/{{Singularity}}'', ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''

->''"What, this incident? It's because of plasma. Plasma explains everything."''
-->--'''Professor Otsuki''', ''VideoGame/ShinMegamiTenseiIf''

-->-- "ThankYouForSmoking "Thank You For Smoking"

'''Jeff Megall''': ({{Beat}}) Probably. But, you know, it's an easy fix. One line of dialogue: 'Thank God we created [[BuffySpeak the, you know, whatever device.]]'

->'' “blah blah blah, ''this is what we have to do next'' because horcrux, Hellmouth, tachyon pulse.”''

-->--'''LetsP:ay/TheDarkId''', LetsPlay ''Final Fantasy VII: VideoGame/DirgeOfCerberus'' [[http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Dirge%20of%20Cerberus/index.html]]

-->--'''Yahtzee''' on ''{{Singularity}}'', ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''

-->-- [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThankYouForSmoking "Thank You For Smoking"]]

->''"This is Lucrecia, Sephiroth's mom. Due to her being injected with [[strike:Plot Device]] Jenova Cells, she's become immortal or something."''
-->--'''The Dark Id''', LetsPlay FinalFantasyVII: [[http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Dirge%20of%20Cerberus/index.html Dirge of Cerberus]]

-->--'''Professor Otsuki''', ShinMegamiTensei: if...

'''Jeff Megall''': ({{Beat}}) Probably. But, you know, it's an easy fix. One line of dialogue: 'Thank God we created the, you know, whatever device.'

-->'''Professor Otsuki''', ShinMegamiTensei: if...

->'' “blah blah blah, ''this is what we have to do next'' because horcrux, Hellmouth, tachyon pulse.”''

-->--'''Yahtzee''' on ''{{Singularity}}'', ''WebOriginal/ZeroPunctuation''

-->--'''Yahtzee''' on ''{{Singularity}}'', ''ZeroPunctuation''

->'' “blah blah blah, ''this is what we have to do next'' because horcrux, Hellmouth, tachyon pulse.”''

'''Jeff Megall''': [long pause] Probably. But, you know, it's an easy fix. One line of dialogue: 'Thank God we created the, you know, whatever device.

->Nick Naylor: Cigarettes in space?
->Jeff Megall: It's the final frontier, Nick.
->Nick Naylor: But wouldn't they blow up in an all-oxygen environment?
->Jeff Megall: [long pause] Probably. But, you know, it's an easy fix. One line of dialogue: 'Thank God we created the, you know, whatever device.

->Nick Naylor: ''"Cigarettes in space?"''
->Jeff Megall: ''"It's the final frontier, Nick."''
->Nick Naylor: ''"But wouldn't they blow up in an all-oxygen environment?"''
->Jeff Megall: [long pause] ''"Probably. But, you know, it's an easy fix. One line of dialogue: 'Thank God we created the, you know, whatever device.'"''