History Quotes / AmericanDad

->''Ugh, [[OutOfCharacterMoment this speech is completely out of character for Stan]]. [[ExecutiveMeddling The network insisted]] [[EnforcedTrope that]] [[TheProtagonist Stan]] "learn [[AnAesop a lesson]]" so we had to add this sappy ending. It's... It's very disappointing.''

->--'''Klaus''', after seeing a disturbing shot of a lady

->-- ''Rapture's Delight''

->'''Stan:''': Francine, we can’t do this in the house of the Lord. This is wrong.
->'''Francine:''': Then I’ve been naughty and you'll have to put a big piece of coal in my stocking.

-->''Oh my god, Stan has no friends and he doesn't even realize it. He's like America: The Guy!''
-->-- '''Roger'''

-->''For the second time my life has been saved by hip hop. [[NoodleIncident But that's another story.]]''
-->-- '''Stan Smith''', ''Finances With Wolves''

-->''Ugh, [[OutOfCharacterMoment this speech is completely out of character for Stan]]. [[ExecutiveMeddling The network insisted]] [[EnforcedTrope that]] [[TheProtagonist Stan]] "learn [[AnAesop a lesson]]" so we had to add this sappy ending. It's... It's very disappointing.''
-->-- '''Klaus''', ''Bullocks to Stan''

--> '''Stan:''': Francine, we can’t do this in the house of the Lord. This is wrong.
--> '''Francine:''': Then I’ve been naughty and you'll have to put a big piece of coal in my stocking.
--> '''Stan:''' Damn your clumsy Christmas-sex metaphors! [Amorously grabs Francine]
-->-- ''Rapture's Delight''

--> "Hey, all I was trying to do was keep my country and my family safe!"
-->-- '''Stan Smith''', ''Homeland Insecurity''

-->"...And, just like that I'm gay."
-->--'''Klaus''', after seeing a disturbing shot of a lady

--> '''Michelle:''' Actually, you get smaller and cuter every time you win a case.
--> '''Stan:''' Oh my god, we're doomed! Look at him, he's cuter than a puppy and a kitten trying to get in the same slipper!
-->--Stan, getting a trial in heaven.

--> '''Stan:''' That man just rode me like an animal for three hours. Do you have any idea how that feels?
--> '''Haley:''' (raises an eyebrow)
--> '''Stan:''' And now I'm not hungry anymore.

-->"Some say that was the end of Klaus' story. Some say it was just the beginning. No one ever says it was the middle."
-->--A Narrator, after Klaus enters a castle in a hotel fish tank.

-->'''Roger:''' Best buddies?! Can I be your best buddy?
-->'''Stan:''' How do I hang an air freshener on this? 'You are a total waste of space. I often dream of killing you.' ''Ahhhh,'' mountain pine."

-->'''Stan:''' Well, that's our show! If you want to know more about torture, follow an immigrant into your local police station.

-->'''Stan:''' How do I hang an air freshener on this? 'You are a total waste of space. I often dream of killing you.' Ahhhh, mountain pine."

-->-- '''Klaus''', "Bullocks to Stan"

-->-- "Rapture's Delight"

''Ugh, [[OutOfCharacterMoment this speech is completely out of character for Stan]]. [[ExecutiveMeddling The network insisted]] [[EnforcedTrope that]] [[TheProtagonist Stan]] "learn [[AnAesop a lesson]]" so we had to add this sappy ending. It's... It's very disappointing.''

--> '''Stephanie:''' Actually, you get smaller and cuter every time you win a case.

-->'''Klaus''', after seeing a disturbing shot of a lady

-->Stan, getting a trial in heaven.

Stan, getting a trial in heaven.

'''Stan Smith''', ''Homeland Insecurity''