| 1 | ->''Oh my god, Stan has no friends and he doesn't even realize it. He's like America: The Guy!'' |
| 2 | ->-- '''Roger''' |
| 3 | |
| 4 | ->''For the second time my life has been saved by hip hop. [[NoodleIncident But that's another story.]]'' |
| 5 | ->-- '''Stan Smith''', ''Finances With Wolves'' |
| 6 | |
| 7 | ->''Ugh, [[OutOfCharacterMoment this speech is completely out of character for Stan]]. [[ExecutiveMeddling The network insisted]] [[EnforcedTrope that]] [[TheProtagonist Stan]] "learn a lesson" so we had to add this sappy ending. It's... It's very disappointing.'' |
| 8 | ->-- '''Klaus''', ''Bullocks to Stan'' |
| 9 | |
| 10 | ->'''Stan:''' Francine, we can’t do this in the house of the Lord. This is wrong. |
| 11 | ->'''Francine:''' Then I’ve been naughty and you'll have to put a big piece of coal in my stocking. |
| 12 | ->'''Stan:''' Damn your clumsy Christmas-sex metaphors! [Amorously grabs Francine] |
| 13 | ->-- ''[[Recap/AmericanDadS6E9RapturesDelight Rapture's Delight]]'' |
| 14 | |
| 15 | ->"Hey, all I was trying to do was keep my country and my family safe!" |
| 16 | ->-- '''Stan Smith''', ''Homeland Insecurity'' |
| 17 | |
| 18 | ->"...And, just like that I'm gay." |
| 19 | ->--'''Klaus''', after being inadvertently flashed by an obese, ugly woman. |
| 20 | |
| 21 | -> '''Michelle:''' Actually, you get smaller and cuter every time you win a case. |
| 22 | -> '''Stan:''' Oh my god, we're doomed! Look at him, he's cuter than a puppy and a kitten trying to get in the same slipper! |
| 23 | ->--Stan, getting a trial in heaven. |
| 24 | |
| 25 | ->'''Stan:''' That man just rode me like an animal for three hours. Do you have any idea how that feels? |
| 26 | ->'''Haley:''' (raises an eyebrow) |
| 27 | ->'''Stan:''' And now I'm not hungry anymore. |
| 28 | |
| 29 | ->"Some say that was the end of Klaus' story. Some say it was just the beginning. No one ever says it was the middle." |
| 30 | ->--A Narrator, after Klaus enters a castle in a hotel fish tank. |
| 31 | |
| 32 | ->'''Roger:''' Best buddies?! Can I be your best buddy? |
| 33 | ->'''Stan:''' How do I hang an air freshener on this? 'You are a total waste of space. I often dream of killing you.' ''Ahhhh,'' mountain pine." |
| 34 | |
| 35 | ->'''Stan:''' Well, that's our show! If you want to know more about torture, follow an immigrant into your local police station. |
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