History Quotes / AccidentalHero

-->-- '''Rex Mohs''' after Target Employee inadvertently plugs a hole in their spaceship with a Whopper ''WebVideo/ScottTheWoz'', "Borderline Forever"

-->-- '''Rex''', ''WebVideo/ScottTheWoz'', "Borderline Forever"

-->-- '''"The Ballad of Jayne Cobb"''', ''Series/{{Firefly}}'', "Jaynestown"

->''"I'll be gorramned...that's where that cash went! I stole that money from Higgins like the song says. Lifted me one of his hovercraft, but I got tagged by anti-aircraft and started losin' altitude. Had to dump them strongboxes to stay airborne."'' [''takes a drink''] ''"Sixty thousand. Untraceable. And I dropped it right square in the middle of mud farmer central."''
-->-- '''Jayne''' realizes just what the hell happened, ''Series/{{Firefly}}'', "Jaynestown"

-->-- '''Jayne''', ''Series/{{Firefly}}'', "Jaynestown"

->"I'm not a good person. In fact, this is the only good thing I've ever done, and I did it by accident."

->"Please [[SoundEffectBleep f*ck]] up more!"

->'''[[spoiler: Sasha]]:''' Woah… Is that the king? With [[ArtifactOfDoom the music box]]?
->'''Grime:''' If it is, it’s a really good thing we stopped him.

A stillness fell, a silent peace\\

-->-- ''Radio/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy''

->''"I'll be gorramned...that's where that cash went! I stole that money from Higgins, like the song says. Lifted me one of his hovercraft, but I got tagged by anti-aircraft and started losin' altitude. Had to dump them strongboxes...stay airborne."'' [''takes a drink''] ''"Sixty thousand. Untraceable. And I dropped it right square in the middle of mud farmer central."''

->''"I'll be gorramned...that's where that cash went! I stole that money from Higgins, like the song says. Lifted me one of his hovercraft, but I got tagged by anti-aircraft, and started losin' altitude. Had to dump them strongboxes...stay airborne."'' [''takes a drink''] ''"Sixty thousand. Untraceable. And I dropped it right square in the middle of mud farmer central."''

->'''Sasha:''' Woah… Is that the king? With the music box?

-->A pair of villains upon realizing the king they just overthrew had horrifying ambitions on his own, ''WesternAnimation/{{Amphibia}}''

->Please f*ck up more!
-->-- '''Rex''', ''WebVideo/ScottTheWoz'', "Forever Borderline"

->'''[=BoJack=]:''' "I'm not a good person. In fact, this is the only good thing I've ever done, and I did it by accident."
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BoJackHorseman'', "Out to Sea"

->'''Rex:''' Please f*ck up more!
-->-- ''WebVideo/ScottTheWoz'', "Forever Borderline"

--> '''Rex:''' Please f*ck up more!

-->-- '''Jayne''', ''Series/{{Firefly}}''

->''"He robbed from the rich''\\
''And he gave to the poor''\\
''He stood up to the Man''\\
''And he gave him what for''\\
''Our love for him now''\\
''Ain't hard to explain''\\
''The Hero of Canton''\\
''The man they call Jayne..."''

->'''[=BoJack=]:''' "Thank you for that lovely song, but... I'm not a good person. In fact, this is the only good thing I've ever done, and I did it by accident."

-->-- '''The Ballad of Jayne Cobb''' from the ''Series/{{Firefly}}'' episode "Jaynestown"

-->-- '''Jayne''', ''{{Firefly}}''

-->-- "The Ballad of Jayne Cobb" from the ''Series/{{Firefly}}'' episode "Jaynestown"

'''[[UnfazedEveryman Arthur Dent:]]''' Sorry, what did you say?

''The man they call Jayne..."''\\
-- "The Ballad of Jayne Cobb" from the ''Series/{{Firefly}}'' episode "Jaynestown"

'''[[UnfazedEveryman Arthur Dent:]]''' Sorry, what did you say?\\
-- ''TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy''

-- ''[=~The Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy~=]''

'''ArthurDent:''' Sorry, what did you say?\\

-- "The Ballad of Jayne Cobb" from the ''{{Firefly}}'' episode "Jaynestown"