History Quotes / AbhorrentAdmirer

->''"For ''The Scapegoat'', MGM wanted Creator/CaryGrant, but [[Creator/DaphneDuMaurier Daphne [du Maurier]]] wanted Creator/AlecGuinness because he so much resembled, she claimed, her father... Alec treated her with ineffable charm during their interviews. He also managed to keep at least one large piece of furniture between them."''

->''"For ''The Scapegoat'', MGM wanted Creator/CaryGrant, but Daphne [du Maurier] wanted Alec Guinness because he so much resembled, she claimed, her father... Alec treated her with ineffable charm during their interviews. He also managed to keep at least one large piece of furniture between them."''

->''"For ''The Scapegoat,'' MGM wanted Creator/CaryGrant, but Daphne [du Maurier] wanted Alec Guinness because he so much resembled, she claimed, her father... Alec treated her with ineffable charm during their interviews. He also managed to keep at least one large piece of furniture between them."''
-->-- '''Creator/GoreVidal,''' ''Palimpsest.''

->''"Music/CourtneyLove would fuck a hyena if it waved a half-smoked ciggie at her (who wouldn't?)... When Creator/RussellBrand tried to get into her chonies, she turned him down, because he smelled "too musky." We should totally bottle Russell's stank and call it ''Too Musky.'' We can sell it at Sephora. We'll become billionaires, because every living thing will buy it to keep Courtney Love off of their asses. It'll be the Courtney Love repellent!"''
-->-- '''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/05/09/qotd-courtney-love-wouldnt-screw-russell-brand-because-he-smelled-too-musky/ Michael K.]]'''

->''"When my lady asks, the Mighty Faz will go to the ''ends of the earth'' to please her. ''And'' to her Vagina."''
-->-- '''Faz,''' ''Webcomic/{{Shortpacked}}.''

->'''Oldbag:''' I guess I've misjudged you, Edgey-poo! I thought you were trying to avoid me, you know!\\
'''Edgeworth:''' (That was no misjudgment on your part. That's PRECISELY what I was trying to do!)
-->-- ''VisualNovel/AceAttorneyInvestigationsMilesEdgeworth''

->'''[[GenderBlenderName Gary:]]''' Which one of you mortals wants to mate with all THIS?\\
'''Finn:''' Oh, uh... How do I say, "You're the grossest thing ever" without offending you?
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime,'' "The Witch's Garden."

->''"Tell me more about my eyes!"''
-->-- '''Mama Bear''', ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes'': ''Bugs Bunny and the Three Bears''

->''[Joseph runs past Enya and J. Geil, causing Enya's dress to fly up.]''\\
'''Enya''': I~yan!\\
''[Joseph gasps.]''\\
'''Joseph''': D'oh!\\
''[Enya blushes and pulls her dress down.]''\\
'''Enya''': Joseph Joestar... You're quite the passionate man... I can't say that I mind.\\
''[Joseph freaks out.]''\\
'''Joseph''': T-that's not...!\\
'''J. Geil''': Mother, you're spoken for.
-->-- ''WebVideo/VaguelyRecallingJoJo''

->'''[[KidAnova Odd]]''': Who is this really hot chick?\\
'''[[BigManOnCampus Ulrich]]''': [[AlphaBitch Sissi]], the Principal's daughter. [[ChickMagnet Everyone is crazy for her]]. But [[SingleTargetSexuality she's crazy for me]].\\
'''Odd''': That's great!\\
'''Ulrich''': ''No it's not!'' [[BrainlessBeauty She has nothing in the brain]], and [[StalkerWithACrush she is as sticking as glue]]!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/CodeLyoko''

->''"At my house?! [[DirtyOldWoman Belinda]]! What did the judge say?! He said [[HollywoodRestrainingOrder 800 yards!]] This is not 800 yards! [[{{Ephebophile}} Don't you have an Amber Alert you should be running from?!]]"''
-->-- '''Cameron Van Buren''', ''WebAnimation/TheMostPopularGirlsInSchool'' (Episode 65)

->''"She just made eyes at me. God, I wish I could make redundancy at her."''
-->-- '''Peter Mannion''' on Terri Coverley, ''Series/TheThickOfIt''

->'''Comicbook/{{Supergirl}}:''' I'll tell you what I think! I think you're an irritating, aggravating, annoying pest! I hate you! You're the greatest creep there ever was!\\
'''Mxyzptlk:''' My, but you're beautiful when angry! A strange thrill is tingling up and down my itty-bitty spine! It must be... love! Marry me, beloved!\\
'''Supergirl:''' NO!! Not even if you were the last man on Earth!
-->-- ''Comicbook/ActionComics'' #291

->'''Dr. Bob!Rowlf''': He's still breathing, but I think his pulse is weak.\\
'''Nurse Piggy''': Oh! Kermie! Kermie, can you hear me?! This is Nurse Piggy! I will never leave your side until you have taken your last breath! ...Do you think he heard me?\\
''[beat]''\\
'''Dr. Bob!Rowlf''': He must have, his pulse has stopped!
-->-- '''Series/TheMuppetShow''', during the segment of Veterinarian's Hospital where Kermit was the patient.

->''"You can never escape [[ThePowerOfLove the power of LOOOOVE]]!!!!"''\\
[later] ''"My little fruitcake, you can't escape me!!!!"''
-->--''[[WesternAnimation/SonicTheHedgehogSatAM Sonic the Hedgehog]]'', "Ro-Becca" chases down Antoine the cowardly coyote

'''Captain Lonely-Gale:''' Oh, ''[[INeedAFreakingDrink very much so.]]''

'''Blitzo:''' [[NoKillLikeOverkill Shit off it.]]
-->--''WebAnimation/HelluvaBoss'' pilot

->"I don't think the middle of the night is a good time for that. Leave." His hand was nearly touching the doorknob. She gripped his wrist even harder.\\
"No. You see... I want you sir Shield hero."\\
Her other hand reached towards his upper torso while the rest of her body shifted closer, pressing against him and-\\
She groped his chest.\\
And she didn't stop.\\
Myne continued exploring his body with no shame, as if she owned him.\\
He couldn't be more revolted.\\
Alucard violently jerked back as if her touch was acid on his skin. "Don't touch me!" He could feel the fangs in his mouth extending, responding to his anger. She jumped at his outburst, slightly curling in on herself out of unconscious fear. If Alucard had a mirror then he would have seen his eyes glowing red with anger in the dark, but in the moment he didn't care.
-->-- ''Fanfic/RisingOfTheSleepingSoldier'', [[https://archiveofourown.org/works/21023867/chapters/54899200#workskin Chapter 3]]

->"What's with the hostility? I said I was sorry. Archie." She dug her fingers into his arm, and he tried to pull back. "I know what you need."\\
I need, he thought, to get away from you. Far, far away. Right now.
-->-- ''Fanfic/MaybeTheLastArchieStory''

-> '''Susie''': What the...BERDLY?! You asked [[InsufferableGenius Berdly]] to be on your team?!\\
'''Queen''': I Did Not Ask Him I Did Not Ask Him I Did Not Ask Him
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Deltarune}}''

->''In the morning he awoke to find an old woman and a bear standing beside him. The old woman was strangely beautiful. She told the prince that she wanted him to stay and marry her. But the prince didn't like her at all. He could not endure her presence and tried to flee—- but he found he couldn't get out.''
-->-- "Literature/TheTurnipPrincess"

->'''Maelstrom:''' ''"Mine is not the trivial longing of a small child for her master's favor. I shall gladly face any and all challenges set before me to prove my worth!"''\\
'''Darkseid:''' ''"I am bored now. Throw her in the slave pits!"''
-->-- ''ComicBook/SupermanSupergirlMaelstrom''

->''Jhoira glanced in surrender at the ceiling of her dormitory cell. Interviewing the machine meant winning past his self-appointed wrangler, Teferi. The boy--and at fourteen, he was ''only'' a boy--was one part prodigy, one part prankster, and one part pervert. Unfortunately all three parts were madly infatuated with Jhoira. She had done her best to discourage his advances, but he didn't notice subtle rebukes, and he considered unsubtle ones only affectionate horseplay. If she told him she wasn't interested, he would pledge to make her interested. If she said she hated him, he would respond that hate and love were only a hair's breadth apart--and speaking of hairs, could he have a breadth of hers? She had the inkling that he had made several attempts to devise a magical love potion to win her over.''
-->--''Literature/TimeStreams''

'''Captain Lonely-Gale:''' Oh, ''very much so.''

-> '''Susie''': What the...BERDLY?! You asked [[InsufferableGenius Berdly]] to be on your team?!
-> '''Queen''': I Did Not Ask Him I Did Not Ask Him I Did Not Ask Him

->'''[[GenderBlenderName Gary:]]''' Which one of you mortals wants to [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar mate with all THIS?]]\\

'''Blitzo:''' ''(hangs up on him, breaks his phone in half, smashes it with another phone, tosses the remains in a blender, and then hands it to Loona, all with a disturbed expression on his face)'' Eat this. And then you know that bridge over the freeway?\\

->''"You can never escape [[ThePowerOfLove the power of LOOOOVE]]!!!!"''
->[later] ''"My little fruitcake, you can't escape me!!!!"''

->'''Elda Early-Dawn:''' So what's the news on the streets, Captain?
->'''Captain Lonely-Gale:''' The dark elves are uneasy. There's a killer on the loose. And Viola Giordano won't leave me alone.
->'''Elda Early-Dawn:''' Would you like a drink?
->'''Captain Lonely-Gale:''' Oh, ''very much so.''

-->--''[[WesternAnimation/SonicSatAM Sonic the Hedgehog]]'', "Ro-Becca" chases down Antoine the cowardly coyote

->"I don't think the middle of the night is a good time for that. Leave." His hand was nearly touching the doorknob. She gripped his wrist even harder.

-> ''She's my darkest nightmare''\\
''She chills me to the bone''\\
''With her tattoos and tracksuit''\\
''And cattle truck cologne''\\
''She was knocking back a schooner''\\
''With a bucket of KFC''\\
''She's pushing her way through the crowd, and she's coming for me!''
-->-- '''Six & Out''', "Cyclone Sally"

-->--''[[WesternAnimation/SonicSatAM Sonic the Hedgehog]]'', "Ro-Becca"

->''"You can never escape [[ThePowerOfLove the power of LOOOOVE]!!!!"''

->''"At my house?! [[DirtyOldWoman Belinda]]! What did the judge say?! He said 800 yards! This is not 800 yards! [[{{Ephebophile}} Don't you have an Amber Alert you should be running from?!]]"''

'''Nurse Piggy''': Oh! Kermie! Kermie, can you hear me?! This is Nurse Piggy! I will never leave your side until you have taken your last breath! ...do you think he heard me?\\

->''"For ''The Scapegoat,'' MGM wanted Creator/CaryGrant, but Daphne wanted Alec Guinness because he so much resembled, she claimed, her father... Alec treated her with ineffable charm during their interviews. He also managed to keep at least one large piece of furniture between them."''

-->-- '''Peter Mannion''' on Terry Coverly, ''Series/TheThickOfIt''

->''For ''The Scapegoat,'' MGM wanted Creator/CaryGrant, but Daphne wanted Alec Guinness because he so much resembled, she claimed, her father... Alec treated her with ineffable charm during their interviews. He also managed to keep at least one large piece of furniture between them.''
-->--'''Creator/GoreVidal,''' ''Palimpsest.''

-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/05/09/qotd-courtney-love-wouldnt-screw-russell-brand-because-he-smelled-too-musky/ Michael K.]]'''

->When my lady asks, the Mighty Faz will go to the ''ends of the earth'' to please her. ''And'' to her Vagina.
-->—'''Faz,''' ''Webcomic/{{Shortpacked}}.''

-->--''VisualNovel/AceAttorneyInvestigationsMilesEdgeworth''

-->--''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime,'' "The Witch's Garden."

->Tell me more about my eyes!
-->--'''Mama Bear''', ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes'': ''Bugs Bunny and the Three Bears''

->This conversation is over, Prince Blueblood. It's time for you to leave. If you have any farther business, please address it to anypony other than me. Your presence causes me physical pain. I don't like you. In fact, I find you quite horrid. I despise that my position requires me to acknowledge your existence. And, much worse, give you the occasional time of the day. But that time has come to a close. Good-bye.
-->--'''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Rarity]]''', ''Fanfic/FalloutEquestria''

->(Joseph runs past Enya and J. Geil, causing Enya's dress to fly up.)\\

(Joseph gasps.)\\

(Enya blushes and pulls her dress down.)\\

(Joseph freaks out.)\\

-->--''WebVideo/VaguelyRecallingJoJo''

-->--''WesternAnimation/CodeLyoko''

->''At my house?! [[DirtyOldWoman Belinda]]! What did the judge say?! He said 800 yards! This is not 800 yards! [[{{Ephebophile}} Don't you have an Amber Alert you should be running from?!]]''
-->--'''Cameron Van Buren''', ''WebAnimation/TheMostPopularGirlsInSchool'' (Episode 65)

->''For ''The Scapegoat'', MGM wanted CaryGrant, but Daphne wanted Alec Guinness because he so much resembled, she claimed, her father... Alec treated her with ineffable charm during their interviews. He also managed to keep at least one large piece of furniture between them.''
-->-- '''Creator/GoreVidal''', ''Palimpsest''

->''"Music/CourtneyLove would fuck a hyena if it waved a half-smoked ciggie at her (who wouldn’t?)...when Creator/RussellBrand tried to get into her chonies, she turned him down, because he smelled 'too musky.' We should totally bottle Russell’s stank and call it ''Too Musky''. We can sell it at Sephora. We’ll become billionaires, because every living thing will buy it to keep Courtney Love off of their asses. It’ll be the Courtney Love repellent!"''

-> When my lady asks, the Mighty Faz will go to the ''ends of the earth'' to please her. ''And'' to her Vagina.
--> — '''Faz''', ''Webcomic/{{Shortpacked}}''

->'''Oldbag''': I guess I've misjudged you, Edgey-poo! I thought you were trying to avoid me, you know!\\
'''Edgeworth''': (That was no misjudgment on your part. That's PRECISELY what I was trying to do!)
-->-- ''VisualNovel/AceAttorneyInvestigationsMilesEdgeworth''

->'''[[GenderBlenderName Gary]]:''' Which one of you mortals wants to [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar mate with all THIS]]?\\

-->--''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'', "The Witch's Garden"

-->--'''Cameron Van Buren''', ''WebAnimation/TheMostPopularGirlsInSchool''