History PlayingWith / NerdsAreVirgins

** Seamus hires a prostitute, and not even is she willing to sleep with him!

* '''Discussed''': "Poor Seamus. He'll never get a girlfriend like that!"
* '''Conversed''': "It's so hard to get any if you like anime!"

* '''Averted''': Seamus has no "geeky" interests whatsoever and is a JerkJock.

** Seamus loves his nerdy hobbies more than anything. The second he loses his virginity, he immediately stops liking them, abandons them in favour of more "normal" hobbies like sports, [[AllMenArePerverts devotes most of his waking hours to the pursuit of sex]], and starts making fun of his nerdy former brethren; calling them sad, pathetic, no-life losers who [[YouNeedToGetLaid need to get laid]].

** A jihadist arrives in {{Heaven}}, believing that he will be rewarded for his faith and efforts with 72 virgins. And he gets...[[FamilyGuy 72 Trekkies.]]
* '''Zig Zagged''': Seamus O'Taku participates in discussions about girls, but would rather ogle Moe Bishoujo at home.

** Seamus is actually quite successful at attracting women and convincing them to come back to his home for sex, but the second they spot his game console or shelf full of comic books and action figures, they immediately turn around and walk out the door while laughing at him for being a nerd, so he has never actually ''had'' sex.

** Seamus loves his nerdy hobbies more than anything. The second he loses his virginity, he immediately stops liking them, abandons them in favour of more "normal" hobbies like sports, [[AllMenArePerverts devotes most of his life to the pursuit of sex]], and starts making fun of his nerdy former brethren; calling them sad, pathetic, no-life losers who [[YouNeedToGetLaid need to get laid]].

* '''Downplayed''': He is only in his teenage years, and he does get along with girls well.

* '''Straight''': [[{{Otaku}} Seamus O'Taku]] loves anime, manga, comic books, Franchise/StarTrek, and video games, but has never slept with a girl. (Or a guy, for that matter.)

** Seamus O'Taku is saving himself for the right girl, [[GeekyTurnOn preferably one who shares his geeky interests]], or wants to stay abstinent/celibate.
** Seamus O'Taku wants to be a Monk.
** Seamus O'Taku is in fact {{asexual|ity}}.

** Seamus O'Taku's sex-life is extremely active despite his [[KavorkaMan nerdy hobbies and social awkwardness]].

* '''Played Straight''': [[{{Otaku}} Seamus O'Taku]] loves anime, manga, comic books, Franchise/StarTrek, and video games, but has never slept with a girl. (Or a guy, for that matter.)

* '''Justified''': Seamus O'Taku is saving himself for the right girl, [[GeekyTurnOn preferably one who shares his geeky interests]], or wants to stay abstinent/celibate.

** Seamus O'Taku is in fact [[{{Asexuality}} asexual]].
* '''Inverted''': Seamus O'Taku is extremely sexually active despite his [[KavorkaMan nerdy hobbies and social awkwardness]].

* '''Parodied''': Seamus O'Taku is a BasementDweller with MommyIssues.
** A jihadist arrives in {{Heaven}}, believing that he will be rewarded for his faith and efforts with 72 virgins. And he gets...[[FamilyGuy 72 Trekkies.]]
* '''Deconstructed''': Seamus O'Taku has no interests that others (save for fellow nerds) can relate to, and feels alienated by the others (and they, likewise, feel alienated by him.) He then fixates on the geeky pursuits that give him comfort, resulting in further alienation and further comfort-seeking.
* '''Reconstructed''': Seamus O'Taku still likes his anime, manga, video games, comic books, Franchise/StarTrek etc. But develops other interests, and becomes a more well-rounded person. He also develops better social skills as he comes out of his shell. Eventually he meets a girl that he likes, and they have a happy, healthy relationship. (And, yes, sex.)
** Alternatively: It turns out that Seamus' lack of sexual life isn't a consequence of his geeky-interests, but [[CelibateHero a life-style decision]]. He might be waiting for the right moment and / or person, or he might be [[{{Asexuality}} not interested in it at all]]; however this situation doesn't have a negative impact at all on him, as he uses all the extra energy, time and resources he would spend "trying to get some" to do things more fulfilling for his interests.

* '''Invoked''': Seamus O'Taku acts this way to drive off girls who wouldn't accept his interests and would bore him.

* '''Played For Laughs''': HaveIMentionedIAmSexuallyActiveToday
** Seamus O'Taku becomes so desperate for female attention that he becomes a CasanovaWannabe. Hilarity ensues.
* '''Played For Drama''': See "Enforced" and "Reconstructed"

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* Seamus O'Taku wants to be a Monk.

* '''Played Straight''': [[{{Otaku}} Seamus O'Taku]] loves anime, manga, comic books, StarTrek, and video games, but has never slept with a girl. (Or a guy, for that matter.)

* '''Subverted''': Seamus O'Taku loves anime, manga, comic books, StarTrek, and video games. But he also has a girlfriend or wife that he loves, and, yes, sleeps with.

* '''Reconstructed''': Seamus O'Taku still likes his anime, manga, video games, comic books, StarTrek etc. But develops other interests, and becomes a more well-rounded person. He also develops better social skills as he comes out of his shell. Eventually he meets a girl that he likes, and they have a happy, healthy relationship. (And, yes, sex.)

** He is 70s years old instead.

* '''UpToEleven''': He is 70s years old instead.
* '''BeyondTheImpossible''': He is an immortal and still has not slept with anyone yet.

* '''Defied''': Seamus O'Taku keeps himself interesting and sexy, even in spite of his "geeky" interests. He practices good social skills, and gets plenty of [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean action]] regularly.

* '''Justified''': Seamus O'Taku is saving himself for the right girl, [[GeekyTurnOn preferably one who shares his geeky interests]].

* '''Justified''': Seamus O'Taku is saving himself for the right girl, preferably one who shares his geeky interests.

** Seamus O'Taku becomes so desperate for female attention that he becomes a [[TheLeisureSuitLarry Leisure Suit Larry]]. Hilarity ensues.

*Invoked: Seamus O'Taku acts this way to drive off girls who wouldn't accept his interests and would bore him.