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* When she introduces herself to a priest, he makes a comment about finally having a face to go with the name. When she asks him what he means, he says, "Anything said during confessional is strictly confidential."

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* When she introduces herself to a priest, he makes a comment about finally having a face to go with the name. When she asks him what he means, he says, "Anything "I can't reveal anything said during confessional is strictly confidential."to me in confession." Though he ''does'' later let slip that he's "heard you're quite the gymnast".

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-->'''Blanche:''' Dorothy, at 2am this morning, I was entertaining a gentleman caller, when ''she'' opened the door, at the ''most'' inopportune time. I coulda lost my balance and chipped a tooth!\\

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-->'''Blanche:''' Dorothy, at 2am 2 am this morning, I was entertaining a gentleman caller, when ''she'' opened the door, at the ''most'' inopportune time. I coulda could've lost my balance and chipped a tooth!\\



* In the sequel series ''The Golden Palace,'' the girls get locked in a freezer, and Sophia remarks that the last time she was this cold, she was burying Jimmy Hoffa. It's never specified whether she means cold as in "emotionless" or cold as in "literally buried him in winter/a blizzard'.

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* In the sequel series ''The Golden Palace,'' the girls get locked in a freezer, and Sophia remarks that the last time she was this cold, she was burying Jimmy Hoffa. It's never specified whether she means cold as in "emotionless" or cold as in "literally buried him in winter/a blizzard'.blizzard". (Possibly both.)



-->'''Sophia:''' "Excuse me Abby, I would like to inject some candor here. I would also like to inject a tranquilizer dart into your backside, but my dart gun was confiscated after the incident with the trick-or-treaters. In my defense, it was dark and I was unaware of this [[Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles Ninja Turtle]] craze."

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-->'''Sophia:''' "Excuse Excuse me Abby, I would like to inject some candor here. I would also like to inject a tranquilizer dart into your backside, but my dart gun was confiscated after the incident with the trick-or-treaters. In my defense, it was dark and I was unaware of this [[Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles Ninja Turtle]] craze."



-->'''Blanche:''' "Ooh, I had that once! But how the heck you'd ever catch it in your foot?"

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-->'''Blanche:''' "Ooh, Ooh, I had that once! But how the heck you'd ever catch it in your foot?"foot?



* The things that made Barbara and Carol Weston feel betrayed, which Sophia makes them believe the other was responsible for.

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* The things that made Barbara and Carol Weston feel betrayed, for which Sophia makes them each believe the other was responsible for.responsible.



* The Great Denture Swap at Shady Pines.

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* The Great Denture Swap at Shady Pines.Pines.
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* The time she brought those twins home from "The Creator/JimmySmits Look-alike" Contest.
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Between Blanche's bedroom exploits, Rose's crazy childhood stories, and Sophia's "picture it" encounters in Sicily, ''The Golden Girls'' may have the most Noodle Incidents per episode in sitcom history.

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Between Blanche's bedroom exploits, Rose's crazy childhood stories, and Sophia's "picture it" encounters in Sicily, ''The Golden Girls'' may have the most Noodle Incidents {{Noodle Incident}}s per episode in sitcom history.
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* In the sequel series ''The Golden Palace,'' the girls get locked in a freezer, and Sophia remarks that the last time she was this cold, she was burying Jimmy Hoffa.

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* In the sequel series ''The Golden Palace,'' the girls get locked in a freezer, and Sophia remarks that the last time she was this cold, she was burying Jimmy Hoffa. It's never specified whether she means cold as in "emotionless" or cold as in "literally buried him in winter/a blizzard'.
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--->'''Blanche:''' I did that once! ''(Notices the other girls' stares)'' It was his birthday.

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--->'''Blanche:''' -->'''Blanche:''' I did that once! ''(Notices the other girls' stares)'' It was his birthday.



--->'''Sophia''': I thought you lost it in a hot-air balloon!
--->'''Dorothy''': I thought you lost it at a pancake breakfast!
--->'''Blanche''': Those times don't count!

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--->'''Sophia''': -->'''Sophia''': I thought you lost it in a hot-air balloon!
--->'''Dorothy''': -->'''Dorothy''': I thought you lost it at a pancake breakfast!
--->'''Blanche''': -->'''Blanche''': Those times don't count!



--->'''Blanche''': Let me know if you want to know anything else. I've got pictures.
--->'''Agent''': Yeah, so do we.

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--->'''Blanche''': -->'''Blanche''': Let me know if you want to know anything else. I've got pictures.
--->'''Agent''': -->'''Agent''': Yeah, so do we.



--->'''Dorothy:''' [[PersonaNonGrata Blanche, are you ever allowed to go back to Chattanooga?]]\\

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--->'''Dorothy:''' -->'''Dorothy:''' [[PersonaNonGrata Blanche, are you ever allowed to go back to Chattanooga?]]\\



--->"Yes I have! Martin Gellman. Mr. [[GroinAttack "Watch-Me-Leap-Frog-Over-This-Parking-Meter".]]

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--->"Yes -->"Yes I have! Martin Gellman. Mr. [[GroinAttack "Watch-Me-Leap-Frog-Over-This-Parking-Meter".]]



--->'''Sophia''': I can't believe I have a daughter who threw a ''priest'' out the door!\\

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--->'''Sophia''': -->'''Sophia''': I can't believe I have a daughter who threw a ''priest'' out the door!\\



--->'''Blanche:''' But at least what we all did was ''natural''!\\

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--->'''Blanche:''' -->'''Blanche:''' But at least what we all did was ''natural''!\\



--->'''Sophia:''' Your father used to do a thing with feathers when we were first married. But he was too lazy to take 'em off the chicken, so I put a stop to that right away.\\

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--->'''Sophia:''' -->'''Sophia:''' Your father used to do a thing with feathers when we were first married. But he was too lazy to take 'em off the chicken, so I put a stop to that right away.\\



--->'''Blanche''': No more sitters! We're still in litigation with the last one.
--->'''Sophia''': She bit me first!

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--->'''Blanche''': -->'''Blanche''': No more sitters! We're still in litigation with the last one.
--->'''Sophia''': -->'''Sophia''': She bit me first!



---> '''Blanche''': Dorothy, when my son was five years old he nearly burned down our whole town. Since then, nothing he does shocks me. Hell, he could marry Creator/LillianGish and I wouldn't care.

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---> --> '''Blanche''': Dorothy, when my son was five years old he nearly burned down our whole town. Since then, nothing he does shocks me. Hell, he could marry Creator/LillianGish and I wouldn't care.



--->'''Blanche:''' "Ooh, I had that once! But how the heck you'd ever catch it in your foot?"

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--->'''Blanche:''' -->'''Blanche:''' "Ooh, I had that once! But how the heck you'd ever catch it in your foot?"
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* Whatever Rose did to the girls' rock garden that caused it to die.

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* Whatever Rose did to the girls' rock garden that caused it to die.die.
* The Great Denture Swap at Shady Pines.
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* What Dorothy ate for her confirmation dinner in Brooklyn.

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* What Dorothy ate for her confirmation dinner in Brooklyn. All we know is that Sophia ''thought'' it was chicken.
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* The "bizarre evening" Blanche spent with a jai alai team from Nicaragua.

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-->'''Sophia:''' Your pop sure made everyone laugh when he made the little feet dance.



* Why Sophia once drank an entire bottle of Keopectate.

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* Why Sophia once drank an entire bottle of Keopectate.Kaopectate.
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* What Dorothy ate for her confirmation dinner in Brooklyn (see IAteWhat on the main page).

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* What Dorothy ate for her confirmation dinner in Brooklyn (see IAteWhat on the main page).Brooklyn.

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* The notorious "Falling Leif" incident

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* The notorious "Falling Leif" incidentincident.
-->'''Dorothy''': Just get to the end part.
-->'''Rose''': ...splat!



-->'''Blanche''': They are the ''stupidest'' birds.




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* The end of her story involving two men being buried in the same grave, where Rose later laments they learned one of them wanted to be cremated, gets cut off by an exasperated Blanche telling her to shut up.



* Blanche will never be the other woman, except for that one time a man's wife ''was'' pronounced dead, only to quip how "those paramedics never give up."

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* Blanche will never be the other woman, except for that one time a man's wife ''was'' pronounced dead, only to quip how "those paramedics never ''never'' give up."



'''Dorothy:''' ''What the hell goes on at night in this house?!''

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'''Dorothy:''' ''What the hell goes on ON at night in this house?!''
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I think this deserves to be here. Who knew the girls had a rock garden, and how could it die?


* The things that made Barbara and Carol Weston feel betrayed, which Sophia makes them believe the other was responsible for.

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* The things that made Barbara and Carol Weston feel betrayed, which Sophia makes them believe the other was responsible for.for.
* Whatever Rose did to the girls' rock garden that caused it to die.
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* Why Sophia once drank an entire bottle of Keopectate.

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* Why Sophia once drank an entire bottle of Keopectate.Keopectate.
* The things that made Barbara and Carol Weston feel betrayed, which Sophia makes them believe the other was responsible for.

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