History Memes / JoJosBizarreAdventurePhantomBlood

** [[ButForMeItWasTuesday "I don't know. How many]] [[{{Narm}} loaves of bread have you eaten in your lifetime?"]][[labelnote:Explanation]]One of the oldest memes in fandom. The comparison is so silly it's funny. Especially since Dio hasn't even been a vampire for more than a few weeks at this point, so it's not as if he's been eating people for a long time. Just change "lives consumed" and "bread" with other words and it's hilariously exploitable.[[/labelnote]]

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** [[ButForMeItWasTuesday "I don't know. How many]] [[{{Narm}} loaves of bread have you eaten in your lifetime?"]][[labelnote:Explanation]]One of the oldest memes in fandom. The comparison is so silly it's funny. Just change "lives consumed" and "bread" with other words and it's hilariously exploitable.[[/labelnote]]

* Zeppeli punching a frog has become widely memed as being one of the series' first truly absurd moments, as well as kickstarting a long chain of apparent animal cruelty seemingly always involving dogs and frogs.

** Another much ridiculed point is how hideous-looking Dio's father Dario is, bringing fans to wonder just ''how'' such an ugly dude could have such [[EvilIsSexy a devilishly good-looking son.]][[labelnote:*]]To be fair, his mother certainly seemed easy on the eyes.[[/labelnote]]

* Every time a strange or ridiculous event takes place in the later parts, fans often say that "[[ForWantOfANail This all happened because a carriage crashed in 1880 England]]".

'''''Phantom Blood''''' | ''[[Memes/JojosBizarreAdventureBattleTendency Battle Tendency]]'' | ''[[Memes/JojosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders Stardust Crusaders]]'' | ''[[Memes/JojosBizarreAdventureDiamondIsUnbreakable Diamond is Unbreakable]]'' | ''[[Memes/JoJosBizarreAdventureGoldenWind Golden Wind]]'' | ''[[Memes/JojosBizarreAdventureStoneOcean Stone Ocean]]'' | ''[[Memes/JojosBizarreAdventureSteelBallRun Steel Ball Run]]'' | ''[[Memes/JojosBizarreAdventureJojolion JoJolion]]''-]]]]]

* "NANI WO SURUNDA!? [[ThisIsUnforgivable YURUSAN!!!]]"/"WHAT WAS THAT FOR!? [[WHODares HOW DARE YOU!!!]]" [[labelnote:Explanation]]Jonathan's surprise/shock when Dio [[KickTheDog kicks his dog]] [[FortheEvulz for no reason]], with the phrase itself being a typo. Despite saying it only once as a kid, it became his CatchPhrase and videogame taunt (likely due to the aforementioned grammatical error). It was used a lot on forums to show surprise/shock.[[/labelnote]]

** "Can pick up a boulder, with relative ease!" [[labelnote:Explanation]]This also drew memetic comparisons to a lyric in the DK Rap from ''VideoGame/DonkeyKong64'' about Chunky Kong lifting rocks.[[/labelnote]]

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'''''Phantom Blood''''' | ''[[Memes/JojosBizarreAdventureBattleTendency Battle Tendency]]'' | ''[[Memes/JojosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders Stardust Crusaders]]'' | ''[[Memes/JojosBizarreAdventureDiamondIsUnbreakable Diamond Is Unbreakable]]'' | ''[[Memes/JojosBizarreAdventureGoldenWind Golden Wind]]'' | ''[[Memes/JojosBizarreAdventureStoneOcean Stone Ocean]]'' | ''[[Memes/JojosBizarreAdventureSteelBallRun Steel Ball Run]]'' | ''[[Memes/JojosBizarreAdventureJojolion Jojolion]]''-]]]]]

* Erina is the strongest Joestar [[labelnote:Explanation]]It's often jokingly said that Erina is the most powerful member of the Joestar family. Why? Because she was able to survive [[BiggerIsBetterInBed Jonathan's "massive Joestar cock"]]. Originated as part of the "Oi, Josuke" meme (see the [[Memes/JoJosBizarreAdventureDiamondIsUnbreakable Part 4 page]]), but has since taken a life of its own.[[/labelnote]]

* "You thought this would be [X], but it was I, Dio!" (alternatively for the one after comma: "Kono Dio da!") [[labelnote: Explanation]]Another Dio classic. Originally, it was a boast to Erina about [[ForcefulKiss stealing her first kiss]] from Jonathan during the start of ''Phantom Blood''. The phrase got so popular that it's used as a punchline for a BaitAndSwitch joke for just about everything.[[/labelnote]]

** It's fun to make variations of [[AwesomeMcCoolname his name]]: Speedbump, Rapidtrolley, Fastkart, Velocityvehicle, [[Series/LawAndOrderSpecialVictimsUnit Co-Producer Speed Weed]], [[Music/REOSpeedwagon REO]]... who is nervous, impressed, timid, astounded...

** The English dub even uses that specific phrasing when the original line was closer to "Your first [kiss] wasn't [=JoJo=]. It was I, Dio!"

** Speedwagon also has the FanNickname {{Moe}}wagon, due to his devotion and support of Jonathan.

** [[ButForMeItWasTuesday "I don't know. How many]] [[{{Narm}} loaves of bread have you eaten in your lifetime?"]][[labelnote:Explanation]]One of the oldest memes in fandom. The comparison is so silly it's funny. Just change "lives sucked" and "bread" with other words and it's hilariously exploitable.[[/labelnote]]
* "NANI WO SURUNDA!? [[ThisIsUnforgivable YURUSAN!!!]]"/"WHAT WAS THAT FOR!? [[WHODares HOW DARE YOU!!!]]" [[labelnote:Explanation]]Jonathan's surprise/shock when Dio [[KickTheDog kicks his dog for no reason]], with the phrase itself being a typo. Despite saying it only once as a kid, it became his CatchPhrase and videogame taunt (likely due to the aforementioned grammatical error). It was used a lot on forums to show surprise/shock.[[/labelnote]]

* "NANI WO SURUNDA!? [[ThisIsUnforgivable YURUSAN!!!]]"/"WHAT WAS THAT FOR!? HOW DARE YOU!!!" [[labelnote:Explanation]]Jonathan's surprise/shock when Dio [[KickTheDog kicks his dog for no reason]], with the phrase itself being a typo. Despite saying it only once as a kid, it became his CatchPhrase and videogame taunt (likely due to the aforementioned grammatical error). It was used a lot on forums to show surprise/shock.[[/labelnote]]

** The dub is no slouch either: "I'm About To Become So Much More", which is no surprise as [[Creator/PatrickSeitz Dio's dub voice actor]] played a more-than-human pirate in ''VideoGame/SoulcaliburVI''.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjtA30DQdDU "Bastard... How many lives have you sucked to heal those wounds?"]]
** [[ButForMeItWasTuesday "Do you remember how many]] [[{{Narm}} breads you have eaten in your life?"]][[labelnote:Explanation]]One of the oldest memes in fandom. The comparison is so silly it's funny. Just change "lives sucked" and "bread" with other words and it's hilariously exploitable.[[/labelnote]]
* "NANI WO SURUNDA!? [[ThisIsUnforgivable YURUSAN!!!]]" [[labelnote:Explanation]]Jonathan's surprise/shock when Dio [[KickTheDog kicks his dog for no reason]], with the phrase itself being a typo. Despite saying it only once as a kid, it became his CatchPhrase and videogame taunt (likely due to the aforementioned grammatical error). It was used a lot on forums to show surprise/shock.[[/labelnote]]

* '''"SODA, COLOGNE AND A CHEETAH, TO MASSAGE TODAY HUGE COW!"'''[[labelnote:Explanation]]A {{Mondegreen}} interpretation of the first season anime opening, ''"Sono Chi No Sadame"'', courtesy of a very drunk {{WebVideo/Vinesauce}} Joel. The actual lyrics are "Sora, koboreochita futatsu no hoshi ga".[[/labelnote]]

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** Another much ridiculed point is how hideous-looking Dio's father Dario is, bringing fans to wonder just ''how'' such an ugly dude could have such [[EvilIsSexy a devilishly good-looking son.]]

For memes involving other JJBA parts, see [[Memes/JojosBizarreAdventure here.]]

* "I Reject My Humanity" also known as "I'm Throwing Away My Humanity". Widely memed in various contexts, ranging from Dio being a furry, to Dio being unable to use CAPTCHA, to jokes about "Reject Modernity, Return to Monke", a meme further helped along by [[Creator/TakehitoKoyasu Dio's voice actor]] also playing the ape-like Beast Titan from [[Manga/AttackOnTitan Attack On Titan.]]

* "I Reject My Humanity" also known as "I'm Throwing Away My Humanity". Widely memed in various contexts, ranging from Dio being a furry, to Dio being unable to use CAPTCHA, to jokes about "Reject Modernity, Return to Monke", a meme further helped along by [[Creator/TakehitoKoyasu Dio's voice actor]] also playing the ape-like Beast Titan from [[Manga/AttackOnTitan ''Attack On Titan''.]]

* "I Reject My Humanity" also known as "I'm Throwing Away My Humanity". Widely memed in various contexts, ranging from Dio being a furry, to Dio being unable to use CAPTCHA, to jokes about "Reject Modernity, Return to Monke", a meme further helped along by [[Creator/TakehitoKoyasu Dio's voice actor]] also playing the ape-like Beast Titan from ''AttackOnTitan.''

* "I Reject My Humanity" also known as "I'm Throwing Away My Humanity". Widely memed in various contexts, ranging from Dio being a furry, to Dio being unable to use CAPTCHA, to jokes about "Reject Modernity, Return to Monke", a meme further helped along by Dio's voice actor also playing the ape-like Beast Titan from ''Attack on Titan.''

* I can even lift this (heavy) rock! [[labelnote:Explanation]]A surreal moment after Zeppeli heals Jonathan's arm, he demonstrates his restored strength by lifting a rock about the size of a bowling ball. The problem is, he's never shown bending down to pick it up, and he just sort of lifts if from the bottom of the screen at the elbow as if it appeared in his hand. A minor meme that didn't pick up quite to the level of most others listed here.[[/labelnote]]