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* Garrett attempts this on a ghost that wanted to eat him in ''WesternAnimation/ExtremeGhostbusters''. He uses the above "Nothing but skin and bones line". Unfortunately for him, skin and bones are the creature's favorite part.
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* In ''TheSilverChair'', a Talking Stag tries this and fails to avoid being eaten by [[spoiler:giants]]. The protagonists overhear them talking about the incident later, which results in an [[spoiler:AlienLunch moment of horror when they realize ''they are eating the Stag.'']]

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* In ''TheSilverChair'', ''Literature/TheSilverChair'', a Talking Stag tries this and fails to avoid being eaten by [[spoiler:giants]]. The protagonists overhear them talking about the incident later, which results in an [[spoiler:AlienLunch moment of horror when they realize ''they are eating the Stag.'']]
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* In ''JamesAndTheGiantPeach'', the centipede says this to the huge cloud man.

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* In ''JamesAndTheGiantPeach'', ''Literature/JamesAndTheGiantPeach'', the centipede says this to the huge cloud man.
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* Subverted in ''Garfield: The Movie''. When Garfield gets cornered by rats when searching for Odie, he says that he'd be too fatty for the rats to eat. Then they say...that fat's fine with them.

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* Subverted in ''Garfield: ''{{Film/Garfield}}: The Movie''. When Garfield gets cornered by rats when searching for Odie, he says that he'd be too fatty for the rats to eat. Then they say...that fat's fine with them.
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* JimmyNeutron tries this to prevent a hawk from eating him. "You know, I'm really high in HDL Cholesteral...that's the bad kind."
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* {{Film/The Hobbit}}. "Parasites as big as me arm!"

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* In ''TheLionKing'', Zazu says this to the hyenas.

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* In ''TheLionKing'', ''Disney/TheLionKing'', Zazu says this to the hyenas.



* A sketch on ''TheMuppetShow'' has Kermit, as Sindbad the Sailor, telling Sweetums that frogs taste terrible "even with lots of ketchup." To back it up, he asks his crew, "Have I ever been accused of good taste?"
* Inverted in the episode IWasATeenageWerewolf on MST3k, where they have the soon-to-be-first-victim saying "I'm probably very tasty and well-marbled. Not something I've often thought about..."
* The {{Alf}} episode "La Cucaracha" has Gordon dealing with a giant alien cockroach out to get him:

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* A sketch on ''TheMuppetShow'' ''Series/TheMuppetShow'' has Kermit, as Sindbad the Sailor, telling Sweetums that frogs taste terrible "even with lots of ketchup." To back it up, he asks his crew, "Have I ever been accused of good taste?"
* Inverted in the episode IWasATeenageWerewolf "IWasATeenageWerewolf" on MST3k, ''[[Series/MysteryScienceTheatre3000 MST3K]]'', where they have the soon-to-be-first-victim saying "I'm probably very tasty and well-marbled. Not something I've often thought about..."
* The {{Alf}} ''Series/{{ALF}}'' episode "La Cucaracha" has Gordon dealing with a giant alien cockroach out to get him:



* Parodied in ''{{Recess}}''. T.J. is captured by the kindergarteners, and then Captain Sticky goes up to him and says, "[[YouNoTakeCandle You Food!]]". T.J.'s response (While trying to "communicate" with them by speaking like them), "Me? Food? No! Me taste bad! Yucky poo-poo!". It turned out they wanted to ''give'' him food.
* In one ''LooneyTunes'' cartoon, Foghorn Leghorn tries to convince Henry Hawk not to eat him because he's nothing gristle.

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* Parodied in ''{{Recess}}''.''WesternAnimation/{{Recess}}''. T.J. is captured by the kindergarteners, and then Captain Sticky goes up to him and says, "[[YouNoTakeCandle You Food!]]". T.J.'s response (While trying to "communicate" with them by speaking like them), "Me? Food? No! Me taste bad! Yucky poo-poo!". It turned out they wanted to ''give'' him food.
* In one ''LooneyTunes'' ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes'' cartoon, Foghorn Leghorn tries to convince Henry Hawk not to eat him because he's nothing gristle.gristle.
* In an episode of ''WesternAnimation/PoundPuppies2010'' ("Homeward Pound"), Squirt pleads with a bear who caught him after falling down a waterfall by claiming he's "stringy" and "chock full of preservatives".
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* From Film/DogSoldiers: "I hope I give you the ''shits''!"
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* From Film/DogSoldiers: "I hope I give you the ''shits''!"
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* The {{Alf}} episode "La Cucaracha" has Gordon dealing with a giant alien cockroach out to get him:
--> '''Alf:''' ''Listen, you don't want to eat me. I'm pure gristle. My whole family has an aftertaste! If you can hold out, there's doughnuts on the way.''
--> '''Cockroach:''' ''(thrashes through the kitchen)''
--> '''Alf:''' ''Good idea, put some coffee on.''
** Played with when he escapes to the bedroom a moment later:
--> '''Alf:''' ''Oh, I should have guessed... It probably likes gristle. Now I feel like a tease.''
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* In episode 9 of ''LightNovel/BokuWaTomodachiGaSukunai'', when Maria enters the club room, she bumps into Yozora, who's wearing a horse head mask. She freaks out when she sees it, then Yozora jokingly says she's going to eat the girl. Maria claims she won't taste good and has been eating vegetables, but Yozora says she doesn't mind, and says she's a vegetarian.
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* In one ''LooneyTunes'' cartoon, Foghorn Leghorn tries to convince Henry Hawk not to eat him because he's nothing gristle.
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* A ''FairyTail'' filler includes Happy being abducted by runaways from a dark guild who hope to eat him. What makes his use of this trope odd is that he isn't saying this to stall. He's genuinely concerned that he'll taste bad because he really has to pee.

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* A ''FairyTail'' ''Manga/FairyTail'' filler includes Happy being abducted by runaways from a dark guild who hope to eat him. What makes his use of this trope odd is that he isn't saying this to stall. He's genuinely concerned that he'll taste bad because he really has to pee.

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* Ship Leesoo from ''TowerOfGod'' subverts this by telling the [[SuperPersistentPredator Bull]] he tastes delicious to protect a Mandong Whale. The Bull looks at him once and [[CrowningMomentOfFunny turns away]].
** Baam once says this to Rak on their first meeting.


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* Ship Leesoo from ''Webcomic/TowerOfGod'' subverts this by telling the [[SuperPersistentPredator Bull]] he tastes delicious to protect a Mandong Whale. The Bull looks at him once and [[CrowningMomentOfFunny turns away]].
** Baam once says this to Rak on their first meeting.
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* Subverted in ''Garfield: The Movie''. When Garfield gets cornered by rats when searching for Odie, he says that he'd be too fatty for the rats to eat. Then they say...that fat's fine with them.
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* A ''FairyTail'' filler includes Happy being abducted by runaways from a dark guild who hope to eat him. What makes his use of this trope odd is that he isn't saying this to stall. He's genuinly concerned that he'll taste bad because he really has to pee.

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* A ''FairyTail'' filler includes Happy being abducted by runaways from a dark guild who hope to eat him. What makes his use of this trope odd is that he isn't saying this to stall. He's genuinly genuinely concerned that he'll taste bad because he really has to pee.



* In ''StrontiumDog'', a mutant tries to dissuade [[OurVampiresAreDifferent Durham Red]] from sucking his blood by saying that he's ananemic and, therefore, unnapetizing.

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* In ''StrontiumDog'', a mutant tries to dissuade [[OurVampiresAreDifferent Durham Red]] from sucking his blood by saying that he's ananemic anemic and, therefore, unnapetizing.unappetizing.



* Ami, to a sasquatch in ''{{Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi}}'': "I'm not part of your balanced diet! I'm not kosher!"

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* Ami, to a sasquatch Sasquatch in ''{{Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi}}'': "I'm not part of your balanced diet! I'm not kosher!"
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* Parodied in ''{{Recess}}''. T.J. is captured by the kindergarteners, and then Captain Sticky goes up to him and says, "[[YouNoTakeCandle You Food!]]". T.J.'s response (While trying to "communicate" with them by speaking like them), "Me? Food? No! Me taste bad! Yucky poo-poo!". It turned out they wanted to ''give'' him food.
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** Baam once says this to Rak on their first meeting.
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* From ''Fanfic/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeries'':
--> '''Calvin:''' (to [[ThePrankster Socrates]] dressed as a monster) AAAA! DON'T EAT ME! I'M HIGH IN CALORIES!
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* Ship Leesoo from ''TowerOfGod'' subverts this by telling the [[SuperPersistentPredator Bull]] he tastes delicious to protect a Mandong Whale. The Bull looks at him once and [[CrowningMomentOfFunny turns away]].
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* The [[TheBrothersGrimm Grimm fairy tale]] ''[[http://www.pitt.edu/~dash/type0122e.html The Three Billy Goats Gruff]]'' is likely the [[TropeMaker trope originator]].

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* The [[TheBrothersGrimm [[Creator/TheBrothersGrimm Grimm fairy tale]] ''[[http://www.pitt.edu/~dash/type0122e.html The Three Billy Goats Gruff]]'' is likely the [[TropeMaker trope originator]].
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* WerewolfTheApocalypse has the Merit "Bad Taste", which puts any werewolf or other monster who bites you at some disadvantage due to nausea. Unfortunately, it also means that dogs, wolves and other werewolves won't lick your face or hands, which is a problem socially.

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* WerewolfTheApocalypse TabletopGame/WerewolfTheApocalypse has the Merit "Bad Taste", which puts any werewolf or other monster who bites you at some disadvantage due to nausea. Unfortunately, it also means that dogs, wolves and other werewolves won't lick your face or hands, which is a problem socially.
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* a ''FairyTail'' filler includes Happy being abducted by runaways from a dark guild who hope to eat him. What makes his use of this trope odd is that he isn't saying this to stall. He's genuinly concerned that he'll taste bad because he really has to pee.

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* a A ''FairyTail'' filler includes Happy being abducted by runaways from a dark guild who hope to eat him. What makes his use of this trope odd is that he isn't saying this to stall. He's genuinly concerned that he'll taste bad because he really has to pee.



* In ''The Silver Chair'', a Talking Stag tries this and fails to avoid being eaten by [[spoiler:giants]]. The protagonists overhear them talking about the incident later, which results in an [[spoiler:AlienLunch moment of horror when they realize ''they are eating the Stag.'']]

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* In ''The Silver Chair'', ''TheSilverChair'', a Talking Stag tries this and fails to avoid being eaten by [[spoiler:giants]]. The protagonists overhear them talking about the incident later, which results in an [[spoiler:AlienLunch moment of horror when they realize ''they are eating the Stag.'']]



* There is a spell in ''[[DungeonAndDragons Dungeons & Dragons]]'' that turns your blood into an acid that injures any monsters that bite you.

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* There is a spell in ''[[DungeonAndDragons ''[[DungeonsAndDragons Dungeons & Dragons]]'' that turns your blood into an acid that injures any monsters that bite you.
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* WerewolfTheApocalypse has the Merit "Bad Taste", which puts any werewolf or other monster who bites you at some disadvantage due to nausea. Unfortunately, it also means that dogs, wolves and other werewolves won't lick your face or hands, which is a problem socially.


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** And a lower level spell, called "Horrible Taste", which causes nausea in any monster that bites you.
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* This is a common response in the second ''{{Ys}}'' game when Adol [[BalefulPolymorph turns into a monster]]. (Ironic, since the monsters in question are harmless kangaroo-like creatures.)

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* This is a common response in the second ''{{Ys}}'' ''VideoGame/{{Ys}}'' game when Adol [[BalefulPolymorph turns into a monster]]. (Ironic, since the monsters in question are harmless kangaroo-like creatures.)
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* A sketch on ''TheMuppetShow'' has Kermit telling Sweetums that frogs taste terrible "even with lots of ketchup."

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* A sketch on ''TheMuppetShow'' has Kermit Kermit, as Sindbad the Sailor, telling Sweetums that frogs taste terrible "even with lots of ketchup."" To back it up, he asks his crew, "Have I ever been accused of good taste?"
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In some rare cases, it's related to {{too spicy for Yog Sothoth}} and {{regret eating me}}. ''Not'' the opposite of {{I taste delicious}}.

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In some rare cases, it's related to {{too spicy for Yog Sothoth}} TooSpicyForYogSothoth and {{regret eating me}}. RegretEatingMe. ''Not'' the opposite of {{I taste delicious}}.
ITasteDelicious.

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* in ''JamesAndTheGiantPeach'', the centipede says this to the huge cloud man.

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* in In ''JamesAndTheGiantPeach'', the centipede says this to the huge cloud man.man.
* In ''The Silver Chair'', a Talking Stag tries this and fails to avoid being eaten by [[spoiler:giants]]. The protagonists overhear them talking about the incident later, which results in an [[spoiler:AlienLunch moment of horror when they realize ''they are eating the Stag.'']]
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* There is a spell in ''[[DungeonAndDragons Dungeons & Dragons]]'' that turns your blood into an acid that injures any monsters that bite you.

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[[redirect:{{ptitlefom2ab65}}]]->''Please don't eat me! I'm nothing but skin and bones; I won't make a good meal, and [[TitleDrop you won't like the way I taste!]]''

Some variation of that phrase is spoken throughout fiction by characters caught between a rock and [[ImAHumanitarian a slobbering monstrosity trying to eat them]]. For obvious reasons, it's quite common in animated comedies featuring animal characters, too. The phrase is not usually expected to actually dissuade the predator from attacking--often, not even by the character in question, who'll likely consider it quite radical and far-fetched--but it ''can'' be good for stalling, giving our heroes more time to think of an effective means of escape.

In some rare cases, it's related to {{too spicy for Yog Sothoth}} and {{regret eating me}}. ''Not'' the opposite of {{I taste delicious}}.

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* a ''FairyTail'' filler includes Happy being abducted by runaways from a dark guild who hope to eat him. What makes his use of this trope odd is that he isn't saying this to stall. He's genuinly concerned that he'll taste bad because he really has to pee.
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[[folder:{{Comics}}]]
* In ''StrontiumDog'', a mutant tries to dissuade [[OurVampiresAreDifferent Durham Red]] from sucking his blood by saying that he's ananemic and, therefore, unnapetizing.
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[[folder:Fairy Tales]]
* The [[TheBrothersGrimm Grimm fairy tale]] ''[[http://www.pitt.edu/~dash/type0122e.html The Three Billy Goats Gruff]]'' is likely the [[TropeMaker trope originator]].
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* In ''TheLionKing'', Zazu says this to the hyenas.
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* [[SubvertedTrope Subverted]] in ''{{Mogworld}}'', wherein Jim says the line to a monster, realizing a second later that, being a zombie, he's more than likely telling the truth.
* In ''Kids Praise 9: The Search For Psalty's Missing 9'', Psalty and the kids encounter a tribe of [[CannibalTribe bookibals]] who plan on eating the main character. One of the kids tries to dissuade them by pointing out Psalty's name is indicative of how he'll taste.
* in ''JamesAndTheGiantPeach'', the centipede says this to the huge cloud man.
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* A sketch on ''TheMuppetShow'' has Kermit telling Sweetums that frogs taste terrible "even with lots of ketchup."
* Inverted in the episode IWasATeenageWerewolf on MST3k, where they have the soon-to-be-first-victim saying "I'm probably very tasty and well-marbled. Not something I've often thought about..."
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* "Tastes Bad to Monsters" is actually a beneficial status in one tabletop game.
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* In ''VideoGame/SuperMario64 DS'', a penguin tells Yoshi not to eat him because he tastes terrible and gives cavities. Yoshi promptly spits him out.
* This is a common response in the second ''{{Ys}}'' game when Adol [[BalefulPolymorph turns into a monster]]. (Ironic, since the monsters in question are harmless kangaroo-like creatures.)
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* Webcomic/{{Digger}} tries to convince Grim Eyes and other hyenas that she is unclean and therefore inedible.
* In ''DreamwalkJournal'', Fleur says the line to her hungry spider companion.
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* In ''TotallySpies'', Alex tries it on a giant squid, adding "Once, a mosquito bit me and it was sick for, like, two weeks afterward!"
* Ami, to a sasquatch in ''{{Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi}}'': "I'm not part of your balanced diet! I'm not kosher!"
* In ''TazMania'', Wendel says it to Taz. Taz tries to eat him anyway and discovers that [[SubvertedTrope Wendel was telling the truth]].
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