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* ''Series/BetterOffTed'': When the company gets sued for product negligence, Ted states that Veronica is an old pro at depositions by volunteering as little information as possible (TruthInTelevision, your lawyer always advises to give as little information as possible while answering questions):
-->'''Lawyer:''' Could you describe your job?\\
'''Veronica:''' Yes.\\
'''Lawyer:''' ''How'' would you describe your job?\\
'''Veronica:''' Cleverly.
-->'''Lawyer:''' Could you describe your job?\\
'''Veronica:''' Yes.\\
'''Lawyer:''' ''How'' would you describe your job?\\
'''Veronica:''' Cleverly.
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* ''Series/BetterOffTed'': When the company gets sued for product negligence, Ted states that Veronica is an old pro at depositions by volunteering as little information as possible (TruthInTelevision, your lawyer always advises to give as little information as possible while answering questions):
-->'''Lawyer:''' Could you describe your job?\\
'''Veronica:''' Yes.\\
'''Lawyer:''' ''How'' would you describe your job?\\
'''Veronica:''' Cleverly.
-->'''Lawyer:''' Could you describe your job?\\
'''Veronica:''' Yes.\\
'''Lawyer:''' ''How'' would you describe your job?\\
'''Veronica:''' Cleverly.
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* A series of ads for AT&T feature a man talking to young children in a kindergarten classroom. Here's [[https://youtu.be/k5VCFrcZ3AM?t=12 one of the exchanges]]:
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* A series of ads for AT&T feature a man talking to young children in a kindergarten classroom. Here's [[https://youtu.be/k5VCFrcZ3AM?t=12 one of the exchanges]]: exchanges:
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"Could you [[JustForFun/DescribeTopicHere describe Mathematician's Answer here?]]"
[[SelfDemonstratingArticle Yes.]]
[[SelfDemonstratingArticle Yes.]]
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"Could you [[JustForFun/DescribeTopicHere describe Mathematician's Answer here?]]"
here]]?"
[[SelfDemonstratingArticleYes.]]
Yes]].
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A final variation is also common - when given two seemingly contradictory possibilities and asked which is the case, to answer 'yes.' It is a somewhat snarky way to say that both are true, and that it is not in fact a contradiction.
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A final variation is also common - -- when given two seemingly contradictory possibilities and asked which is the case, to answer 'yes.' "yes". It is a somewhat snarky way to say that both are true, and that it is not in fact a contradiction.
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Can overlap with ShapedLikeItself when the question is seeking a description, and with CaptainObvious, as these answers tend to be self-evident for anyone with a brain. Usually doubles as a CrypticallyUnhelpfulAnswer, when the "mathematician" is deliberately trying to confound the questioner. Compare NonAnswer, which is a vague "answer" which does not answer the question at all. Mildly related to WhatsAHenway and NotActuallyTheUltimateQuestion. Can also overlap with ComicallyMissingThePoint if the speaker genuinely thinks he/she is giving an answer.
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Can overlap with ShapedLikeItself when the question is seeking a description, and with CaptainObvious, as these answers tend to be self-evident for anyone with a brain. Usually doubles as a CrypticallyUnhelpfulAnswer, when the "mathematician" is deliberately trying to confound the questioner. Compare NonAnswer, which is a vague "answer" which does not answer the question at all. Mildly related to WhatsAHenway and NotActuallyTheUltimateQuestion. Can also overlap with ComicallyMissingThePoint if the speaker genuinely thinks he/she is they are giving an answer.
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* ''AudioPlay/AdventuresInOdyssey'': In ''The Ties That Bind'', Hadley gives these to all of the questions Detective Polehaus asks when he tries to get a description of the person who broke into Wooton's house. [[spoiler:This is the first bit of foreshadowing that there was no break-in.]]
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* ''AudioPlay/AdventuresInOdyssey'': ''Radio/AdventuresInOdyssey'': In ''The Ties That Bind'', Hadley gives these to all of the questions Detective Polehaus asks when he tries to get a description of the person who broke into Wooton's house. [[spoiler:This is the first bit of foreshadowing that there was no break-in.]]
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* ''AudioPlay/AdventuresInOdyssey'': In ''The Ties That Bind'', Hadley gives these to all of the questions Detective Polehaus asks when he tries to get a description of the person who broke into Wooton's house. [[spoiler:This is the first bit of foreshadowing that there was no break-in.]]
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This is the opposite of an example - if he had responded "I climbed up here" it would be, but him responding with how difficult it was to get there, he's not even literally answering the question and adding his interpretation to what is being asked (instead of how, he just tells him it wasn't easy).
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* ''Film/BigTroubleInLittleChina'':
-->'''Jack Burton:''' How did you get up there?\\
'''Egg Shen:''' Wasn't easy!
-->'''Jack Burton:''' How did you get up there?\\
'''Egg Shen:''' Wasn't easy!
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If you watch the scene and keep count, Hamer purchased eight guns.
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* ''Film/TheHighwaymen'': After Hamer buys more than a dozen guns and ammunition to spare, the gun store owner asks him what he needs all the firepower he just purchased for, if he "don't mind him asking". Hamer just retorts "No, I don't mind you asking at all".
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* ''Film/TheHighwaymen'': After Hamer buys more than half a dozen guns and ammunition to spare, the gun store owner asks him what he needs all the firepower he just purchased for, if he "don't mind him asking". Hamer just retorts "No, I don't mind you asking at all".
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* When being stopped by the police while driving, their first question will often be: "Do you know why I stopped you?" Answer "because you couldn't get a proper job" at your own peril.
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** Vaarsuvius [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0749.html does this]] to Haley in another strip
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** Vaarsuvius [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0749.html does this]] to Haley in another stripstrip. Oddly, it works as a RhetoricalQuestionBlunder, but still means "yes, I'll help you".
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** When Kairi asks a Ralts" whether that's her name or her species, the pokémon answers "Yes!", then translates that Riku's Larvitar says yes as well.
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** When Kairi asks a Ralts" her new Pokémon whether that's Ralts is her name or her species, the pokémon she answers "Yes!", then translates that Riku's Larvitar says yes as well.
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-->'''Bonnie''': Ash, it's a battle junkie. Every fight you throw it into, it's like a rampaging Tauros.\\
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* In ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorneyTrialsAndTribulations'', client Ron [=DeLite=] didn't make your job any easier, as when he found the victim's body, his first reaction was to hide it in a safe whose code is only known to a few people, including him, making him look even more suspicious. When you ask him about it...
-->'''Phoenix''': Why did you hide the body in the safe, anyway?
-->'''Ron''': (Completely honestly) Because it wouldn't fit in a drawer.
-->'''Phoenix''': Why did you hide the body in the safe, anyway?
-->'''Ron''': (Completely honestly) Because it wouldn't fit in a drawer.
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* ''Fanfic/DostThouEvenStealHearts'': From Chapter 81, when some of Joker's allies are cowed at seeing [[spoiler:Margaret]] summon the Persona Satan:
-->'''Mr. Compress''': Hey Eraserhead, how many heroes would soil themselves if Joker fought you with ''that''?”\\
'''Aizawa''': ...Yes.
-->'''Mr. Compress''': Hey Eraserhead, how many heroes would soil themselves if Joker fought you with ''that''?”\\
'''Aizawa''': ...Yes.
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* In ''Literature/TheSearchForDelicious'', Gaylen asks a shepherd boy for information, but thanks to [[TheUsurper Hemlock]]'s lies he thinks Gaylen is up to no good, so he gives answers that are as literal and unhelpful as possible. Gaylen asks him what weekday it is, if he saw a man riding a large gray horse wearing a cape, and how long it would take Gaylen to ride to the next town. The boy answers that it's a strong day, not a weak day, that he would remember seeing a horse wearing a cape, and that it will take Gaylen a very long time to get to the next town, since his horse is standing still.
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* ''Fanfic/AThingOfVikings'': In Chapter 40, after Heather and Fishlegs have a long-overdue discussion about their relationship:
-->'''Fishlegs''': Can I kiss you?\\
''[cue BigDamnKiss]''\\
'''Heather''': You seem capable. But you don't have to ask me for permission to kiss me, Fishlegs, unless I tell you otherwise.
-->'''Fishlegs''': Can I kiss you?\\
''[cue BigDamnKiss]''\\
'''Heather''': You seem capable. But you don't have to ask me for permission to kiss me, Fishlegs, unless I tell you otherwise.
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* ''Fanfic/ChaosTheoryZ'': From Chapter 1:
-->'''[[RobotBuddy Isco]]''': Should I be annoyed that you didn’t suggest using me? It would be rather easy for me to eliminate the pain receptacles.\\
'''[[SelfInsertFic Kayos]]''': Are you calling them pain receptacles or suggesting that’s what you’d remove from them?\\
'''Isco''': Yes.
-->'''[[RobotBuddy Isco]]''': Should I be annoyed that you didn’t suggest using me? It would be rather easy for me to eliminate the pain receptacles.\\
'''[[SelfInsertFic Kayos]]''': Are you calling them pain receptacles or suggesting that’s what you’d remove from them?\\
'''Isco''': Yes.
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* If you ask a [[ManInAKilt true Scotsman]] what he is wearing under his kilt, he may answer, "[[GoingCommando Shoes]]."
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* If you ask a [[ManInAKilt true Scotsman]] what he is wearing under his kilt, he may answer, "[[GoingCommando Shoes]]." Similarly, if you ask him what is ''worn'' underneath, he may inform you that "nothing is 'worn', everything is in working condition."
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* ''WesternAnimation/SpiderManAcrossTheSpiderVerse'': When Miles asks Webslinger why his horse needs a mask, Webslinger answers "To conceal his identity." This is true, but the question of why Webslinger's horse would need to conceal his identity is left unanswered.
* ''WesternAnimation/SpiderManIntoTheSpiderVerse'': In TheStinger, [[spoiler:ComicBook/SpiderMan2099 and [[WesternAnimation/SpiderMan1967 60's Spider-Man]] get into [[SeriousBusiness a heated argument about who pointed at the other first]]. J. Jonah Jameson and a cop witness this, and the cop also wonders who pointed first. Jameson [[SarcasmMode helpfully]] says "Spider-Man pointed first, obviously!"[[note]]Though there's no reason for Jameson or the cop to believe 2099 Spider-Man is actually Spider-Man.[[/note]]]].
* ''WesternAnimation/SpiderManIntoTheSpiderVerse'': In TheStinger, [[spoiler:ComicBook/SpiderMan2099 and [[WesternAnimation/SpiderMan1967 60's Spider-Man]] get into [[SeriousBusiness a heated argument about who pointed at the other first]]. J. Jonah Jameson and a cop witness this, and the cop also wonders who pointed first. Jameson [[SarcasmMode helpfully]] says "Spider-Man pointed first, obviously!"[[note]]Though there's no reason for Jameson or the cop to believe 2099 Spider-Man is actually Spider-Man.[[/note]]]].
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* ''WesternAnimation/SpiderManAcrossTheSpiderVerse'': When Miles asks Webslinger why his horse needs a mask, Webslinger answers "To conceal his identity." This is true, but the question of why Webslinger's horse would need to conceal his identity is left unanswered.
*''WesternAnimation/SpiderManSpiderVerse'':
** ''WesternAnimation/SpiderManIntoTheSpiderVerse'': In TheStinger, [[spoiler:ComicBook/SpiderMan2099 and [[WesternAnimation/SpiderMan1967 60's Spider-Man]] get into [[SeriousBusiness a heated argument about who pointed at the other first]]. J. Jonah Jameson and a cop witness this, and the cop also wonders who pointed first. Jameson [[SarcasmMode helpfully]] says "Spider-Man pointed first, obviously!"[[note]]Though there's no reason for Jameson or the cop to believe 2099 Spider-Man is actually Spider-Man.[[/note]]]].[[/note]]]].
** ''WesternAnimation/SpiderManAcrossTheSpiderVerse'': When Miles asks Webslinger why his horse needs a mask, Webslinger answers "To conceal his identity." This is true, but the question of why Webslinger's horse would need to conceal his identity is left unanswered.
*
** ''WesternAnimation/SpiderManIntoTheSpiderVerse'': In TheStinger, [[spoiler:ComicBook/SpiderMan2099 and [[WesternAnimation/SpiderMan1967 60's Spider-Man]] get into [[SeriousBusiness a heated argument about who pointed at the other first]]. J. Jonah Jameson and a cop witness this, and the cop also wonders who pointed first. Jameson [[SarcasmMode helpfully]] says "Spider-Man pointed first, obviously!"[[note]]Though there's no reason for Jameson or the cop to believe 2099 Spider-Man is actually Spider-Man.
** ''WesternAnimation/SpiderManAcrossTheSpiderVerse'': When Miles asks Webslinger why his horse needs a mask, Webslinger answers "To conceal his identity." This is true, but the question of why Webslinger's horse would need to conceal his identity is left unanswered.
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* While having dinner at Film/TheGrandBudapestHotel, Mr. Moustafa lists what the requirements were for being Monsieur Gustave's "personal guest." They had to be: rich, old, insecure, vain, superficial, [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers blonde]], needy.
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* While having dinner at Film/TheGrandBudapestHotel, Mr. Moustafa lists what the requirements were for being Monsieur Gustave's "personal guest." They had to be: rich, old, insecure, vain, superficial, [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers blonde]], blonde, needy.
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** "Donald Haines, where is Washington?" "First in war, first in peace, and [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers third in the American League]]."
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** "Donald Haines, where is Washington?" "First in war, first in peace, and [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers third in the American League]].League."
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'''Miss Wormwood''': ...I don't suppose I can argue with THAT.
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'''Miss Wormwood''': ...Wormwood''':[[ActuallyPrettyFunny ...I don't suppose I can argue with THAT.]]
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* A number of common street hustles in New Orleans, Lousiana are based on this trope. The most common one is for the hustler to bet a tourist "I can tell you where you got your shoes." If the mark takes the bait, the hustler then answers "On your FEET!" Another common one is to "spell your last name" ("Y O U R L A S T N A M E").
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* A number of common street hustles in New Orleans, Lousiana are based on this trope. The most common one is for the hustler to bet a tourist "I can tell you where you got your shoes." If the mark takes the bait, the hustler then answers "On your FEET!" Another common one is a bet to "spell your last name" ("Y O U R L A S T N A M E").
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* A number of common street hustles in New Orleans, Lousiana are based on this trope. The most common one is for the hustler to bet a tourist "I can tell you where you got your shoes." If the mark takes the bait, the hustler then answers "On your FEET!" Another common one is to "spell your last name" ("Y O U R L A S T N A M E").
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she is, in fact, not
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--> '''Random guy on the beach:''' Hey, beautiful, where are you from?
--> '''[[NoSocialSkills Shigure]]:''' My... home.
--> '''[[NoSocialSkills Shigure]]:''' My... home.
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--> '''Random guy on the beach:''' Hey, beautiful, where are you from?
-->from?\\
'''[[NoSocialSkills Shigure]]:''' My... home.
-->
'''[[NoSocialSkills Shigure]]:''' My... home.
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--> '''Lupin:''' Which direction do you think the helicopter will be coming from?
--> '''Goemon:''' Up.
--> '''Goemon:''' Up.
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--> '''Lupin:''' Which direction do you think the helicopter will be coming from?
-->from?\\
'''Goemon:''' Up.
-->
'''Goemon:''' Up.
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-->'''Mira''': Hey, Ino. Are those...?
-->'''Mai''': They're maps!
-->'''Mira''': Yeah, I know that! What I meant was... why do you have two?
-->'''Mai''': They're maps!
-->'''Mira''': Yeah, I know that! What I meant was... why do you have two?
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-->'''Mira''': Hey, Ino. Are those...?
-->'''Mai''':?\\
'''Mai''': They'remaps!
-->'''Mira''':maps!\\
'''Mira''': Yeah, I know that! What I meant was... why do you have two?
-->'''Mai''':
'''Mai''': They're
-->'''Mira''':
'''Mira''': Yeah, I know that! What I meant was... why do you have two?
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-->'''Deadpool:''' I just figured out how to kill this "Id" thing.
-->'''Kak:''' How?
-->'''Deadpool:''' With my ''brain''. Duh.
-->'''Kak:''' How?
-->'''Deadpool:''' With my ''brain''. Duh.
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-->'''Deadpool:''' I just figured out how to kill this "Id" thing.
-->'''Kak:''' How?
-->'''Deadpool:'''thing.\\
'''Kak:''' How?\\
'''Deadpool:''' With my ''brain''. Duh.
-->'''Kak:''' How?
-->'''Deadpool:'''
'''Kak:''' How?\\
'''Deadpool:''' With my ''brain''. Duh.
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-->'''Vixen''': Where's the Colonel?
-->'''Bronze Tiger''': With Shade.
-->'''Vixen''': Where's Shade?
-->'''Bronze Tiger''': With the Colonel.
-->'''Vixen''': [[ParentheticalSwearing How zen.]]
-->'''Bronze Tiger''': With Shade.
-->'''Vixen''': Where's Shade?
-->'''Bronze Tiger''': With the Colonel.
-->'''Vixen''': [[ParentheticalSwearing How zen.]]
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-->'''Vixen''': Where's the Colonel?
-->'''BronzeColonel?\\
'''Bronze Tiger''': WithShade.
-->'''Vixen''':Shade.\\
'''Vixen''': Where'sShade?
-->'''BronzeShade?\\
'''Bronze Tiger''': With theColonel.
-->'''Vixen''':Colonel.\\
'''Vixen''': [[ParentheticalSwearing How zen.]]
-->'''Bronze
'''Bronze Tiger''': With
-->'''Vixen''':
'''Vixen''': Where's
-->'''Bronze
'''Bronze Tiger''': With the
-->'''Vixen''':
'''Vixen''': [[ParentheticalSwearing How zen.]]
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-->'''Dr. Eggman''': Wait, my Shadow Man [the roboticized version of Shadow the Hedgehog] or your Shadow Man [the ''VideoGame/MegaMan3'' boss]?
-->'''Orbot''': Yes.
-->''(Dr. Eggman [[DopeSlap slaps]] Orbot)''
-->'''Orbot''': Yes.
-->''(Dr. Eggman [[DopeSlap slaps]] Orbot)''
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-->'''Dr. Eggman''': Wait, my Shadow Man [the roboticized version of Shadow the Hedgehog] or your Shadow Man [the ''VideoGame/MegaMan3'' boss]?
-->'''Orbot''': Yes.
-->''(Dr.boss]?\\
'''Orbot''': Yes. \\
''(Dr. Eggman [[DopeSlap slaps]] Orbot)''
-->'''Orbot''': Yes.
-->''(Dr.
'''Orbot''': Yes. \\
''(Dr. Eggman [[DopeSlap slaps]] Orbot)''
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-->'''Reporter:''' Can I talk to you first, Yakko?
-->'''Yakko:''' I don't know, can you?
-->'''Reporter:''' Uh, tell us about some of your outrageous exploits.
-->'''Yakko:''' I don't have any ex-ploits. [[{{Pun}} All of my ploits are still ploits!]]
-->'''Reporter:''' No, no! Tell us what you've been doing.
-->'''Yakko:''' Well, [[ShapedLikeItself I've been talking to you]].
-->'''Yakko:''' I don't know, can you?
-->'''Reporter:''' Uh, tell us about some of your outrageous exploits.
-->'''Yakko:''' I don't have any ex-ploits. [[{{Pun}} All of my ploits are still ploits!]]
-->'''Reporter:''' No, no! Tell us what you've been doing.
-->'''Yakko:''' Well, [[ShapedLikeItself I've been talking to you]].
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-->'''Reporter:''' Can I talk to you first, Yakko?
-->'''Yakko:'''Yakko?\\
'''Yakko:''' I don't know, canyou?
-->'''Reporter:'''you?\\
'''Reporter:''' Uh, tell us about some of your outrageousexploits.
-->'''Yakko:'''exploits.\\
'''Yakko:''' I don't have any ex-ploits. [[{{Pun}} All of my ploits are stillploits!]]
-->'''Reporter:'''ploits!]]\\
'''Reporter:''' No, no! Tell us what you've beendoing.
-->'''Yakko:'''doing.\\
'''Yakko:''' Well, [[ShapedLikeItself I've been talking to you]].
-->'''Yakko:'''
'''Yakko:''' I don't know, can
-->'''Reporter:'''
'''Reporter:''' Uh, tell us about some of your outrageous
-->'''Yakko:'''
'''Yakko:''' I don't have any ex-ploits. [[{{Pun}} All of my ploits are still
-->'''Reporter:'''
'''Reporter:''' No, no! Tell us what you've been
-->'''Yakko:'''
'''Yakko:''' Well, [[ShapedLikeItself I've been talking to you]].
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-->'''Miss Wormwood''': Calvin, pay attention! We're studying geography! [[WhereTheHellIsSpringfield Now, what state do you live in?]]
-->'''Calvin''': Denial.
-->'''Miss Wormwood''': ...I don't suppose I can argue with THAT.
-->'''Calvin''': Denial.
-->'''Miss Wormwood''': ...I don't suppose I can argue with THAT.
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-->'''Miss Wormwood''': Calvin, pay attention! We're studying geography! [[WhereTheHellIsSpringfield Now, what state do you live in?]]
-->'''Calvin''': Denial.
-->'''Missin?]]\\
'''Calvin''': Denial.\\
'''Miss Wormwood''': ...I don't suppose I can argue with THAT.
-->'''Calvin''': Denial.
-->'''Miss
'''Calvin''': Denial.\\
'''Miss Wormwood''': ...I don't suppose I can argue with THAT.
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-->''[Calvin and Hobbes are sitting under a tree.]''
-->'''Calvin:''' Why are we here?
-->'''Hobbes:''' Because we walked here.
-->'''Calvin:''' No, I mean here on Earth.
-->'''Hobbes:''' Because Earth can support life.
-->'''Calvin:''' No, why are we ''anywhere''? Why do we exist?
-->'''Hobbes:''' Because we were born.
-->'''Calvin''' ''(angry)'': Forget it.
-->'''Hobbes''' ''(just as angry)'': I will, thank you.
-->'''Calvin:''' Why are we here?
-->'''Hobbes:''' Because we walked here.
-->'''Calvin:''' No, I mean here on Earth.
-->'''Hobbes:''' Because Earth can support life.
-->'''Calvin:''' No, why are we ''anywhere''? Why do we exist?
-->'''Hobbes:''' Because we were born.
-->'''Calvin''' ''(angry)'': Forget it.
-->'''Hobbes''' ''(just as angry)'': I will, thank you.
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-->''[Calvin and Hobbes are sitting under a tree.]''
-->'''Calvin:''']''\\
'''Calvin:''' Why are wehere?
-->'''Hobbes:'''here?\\
'''Hobbes:''' Because we walkedhere.
-->'''Calvin:'''here.\\
'''Calvin:''' No, I mean here onEarth.
-->'''Hobbes:'''Earth.\\
'''Hobbes:''' Because Earth can supportlife.
-->'''Calvin:'''life.\\
'''Calvin:''' No, why are we ''anywhere''? Why do weexist?
-->'''Hobbes:'''exist?\\
'''Hobbes:''' Because we wereborn.
-->'''Calvin'''born.\\
'''Calvin''' ''(angry)'': Forgetit.
-->'''Hobbes'''it.\\
'''Hobbes''' ''(just as angry)'': I will, thank you.
-->'''Calvin:'''
'''Calvin:''' Why are we
-->'''Hobbes:'''
'''Hobbes:''' Because we walked
-->'''Calvin:'''
'''Calvin:''' No, I mean here on
-->'''Hobbes:'''
'''Hobbes:''' Because Earth can support
-->'''Calvin:'''
'''Calvin:''' No, why are we ''anywhere''? Why do we
-->'''Hobbes:'''
'''Hobbes:''' Because we were
-->'''Calvin'''
'''Calvin''' ''(angry)'': Forget
-->'''Hobbes'''
'''Hobbes''' ''(just as angry)'': I will, thank you.
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---> '''Schroeder''': It's all right. I can still play.
---> '''Charlie Brown''': That isn't exactly what I meant.
---> '''Charlie Brown''': That isn't exactly what I meant.
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---> '''Schroeder''': It's all right. I can still play.
--->play.\\
'''Charlie Brown''': That isn't exactly what I meant.
--->
'''Charlie Brown''': That isn't exactly what I meant.
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--> '''Susanita''': So, what does your dad do?
--> '''Libertad''': He doesn't know.
--> '''Susanita''': He doesn't know?
--> '''Libertad''': "I don't know what I do there" he always says.
--> '''Susanita''': "There" where?
--> '''Libertad''': "In that stall" he says.
--> '''Susanita''': What kind of stall?!
--> '''Libertad''': "Awful" he says.
--> '''Libertad''': He doesn't know.
--> '''Susanita''': He doesn't know?
--> '''Libertad''': "I don't know what I do there" he always says.
--> '''Susanita''': "There" where?
--> '''Libertad''': "In that stall" he says.
--> '''Susanita''': What kind of stall?!
--> '''Libertad''': "Awful" he says.
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--> '''Susanita''': So, what does your dad do?
-->do?\\
'''Libertad''': He doesn'tknow.
-->know.\\
'''Susanita''': He doesn'tknow?
-->know?\\
'''Libertad''': "I don't know what I do there" he alwayssays.
-->says.\\
'''Susanita''': "There"where?
-->where?\\
'''Libertad''': "In that stall" hesays.
-->says.\\
'''Susanita''': What kind ofstall?!
-->stall?!\\
'''Libertad''': "Awful" he says.
-->
'''Libertad''': He doesn't
-->
'''Susanita''': He doesn't
-->
'''Libertad''': "I don't know what I do there" he always
-->
'''Susanita''': "There"
-->
'''Libertad''': "In that stall" he
-->
'''Susanita''': What kind of
-->
'''Libertad''': "Awful" he says.
Changed line(s) 187,189 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Phoebe:''' So Dakota is basically a glorified mascot? I have to tell her!
-->'''Marigold:''' Out of kindness, or to see her pained, startled expression?
-->'''Phoebe:''' Yes.
-->'''Marigold:''' Out of kindness, or to see her pained, startled expression?
-->'''Phoebe:''' Yes.
to:
-->'''Phoebe:''' So Dakota is basically a glorified mascot? I have to tell her!
-->'''Marigold:'''her!\\
'''Marigold:''' Out of kindness, or to see her pained, startledexpression?
-->'''Phoebe:'''expression?\\
'''Phoebe:''' Yes.
-->'''Marigold:'''
'''Marigold:''' Out of kindness, or to see her pained, startled
-->'''Phoebe:'''
'''Phoebe:''' Yes.
Changed line(s) 358,359 (click to see context) from:
%%-->'''Sosa:''' Gilbert, you've either deliberately aided and abetted a federal fugitive's escape, or you're the single dumbest human being I've ever come into contact with. Would you like to know which way I'm leaning?
%%-->'''Gilbert:''' Forward!
%%-->'''Gilbert:''' Forward!
to:
%%-->'''Sosa:''' Gilbert, you've either deliberately aided and abetted a federal fugitive's escape, or you're the single dumbest human being I've ever come into contact with. Would you like to know which way I'm leaning?
%%-->'''Gilbert:'''leaning?\\
%%'''Gilbert:''' Forward!
%%-->'''Gilbert:'''
%%'''Gilbert:''' Forward!
Changed line(s) 367,369 (click to see context) from:
--->'''President Shepherd:''' Luce, take a look at this book. This is exciting stuff. It's about who we are and what we want. Read what it says on the first page.
--->'''Lucy Shepherd:''' "Property of Gilmore Junior High School."
--->'''President Shepherd:''' The ''next'' page, Luce.
--->'''Lucy Shepherd:''' "Property of Gilmore Junior High School."
--->'''President Shepherd:''' The ''next'' page, Luce.
to:
--->'''President Shepherd:''' Luce, take a look at this book. This is exciting stuff. It's about who we are and what we want. Read what it says on the first page.
--->'''Lucypage.\\
'''Lucy Shepherd:''' "Property of Gilmore Junior High School."
--->'''President"\\
'''President Shepherd:''' The ''next'' page, Luce.
--->'''Lucy
'''Lucy Shepherd:''' "Property of Gilmore Junior High School.
--->'''President
'''President Shepherd:''' The ''next'' page, Luce.
Changed line(s) 371,374 (click to see context) from:
--->'''Sydney Ellen Wade:''' If you don't live up to the deal you just made, come New Hampshire, we're gonna go shopping for a new candidate. ''(walks toward the door)''
--->'''President Shepherd:''' You can't do that, Sydney.
--->'''Sydney:''' With all due respect, Mr. President, who's gonna stop me?
--->'''President Shepherd:''' Well, if you go through that door, the United States Secret Service. That's my private office. You need to go out that way.
--->'''President Shepherd:''' You can't do that, Sydney.
--->'''Sydney:''' With all due respect, Mr. President, who's gonna stop me?
--->'''President Shepherd:''' Well, if you go through that door, the United States Secret Service. That's my private office. You need to go out that way.
to:
--->'''Sydney Ellen Wade:''' If you don't live up to the deal you just made, come New Hampshire, we're gonna go shopping for a new candidate. ''(walks toward the door)''
--->'''Presidentdoor)''\\
'''President Shepherd:''' You can't do that,Sydney.
--->'''Sydney:'''Sydney.\\
'''Sydney:''' With all due respect, Mr. President, who's gonna stopme?
--->'''Presidentme?\\
'''President Shepherd:''' Well, if you go through that door, the United States Secret Service. That's my private office. You need to go out that way.
--->'''President
'''President Shepherd:''' You can't do that,
--->'''Sydney:'''
'''Sydney:''' With all due respect, Mr. President, who's gonna stop
--->'''President
'''President Shepherd:''' Well, if you go through that door, the United States Secret Service. That's my private office. You need to go out that way.
Changed line(s) 379,380 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Willard''': Do you know who's in command here?
-->'''Roach''': Yeah. ''[Walks off]''
-->'''Roach''': Yeah. ''[Walks off]''
to:
-->'''Willard''': Do you know who's in command here?
-->'''Roach''':here?\\
'''Roach''': Yeah. ''[Walks off]''
-->'''Roach''':
'''Roach''': Yeah. ''[Walks off]''
Changed line(s) 382,383 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Vanessa:''' Did you use protection?
-->'''Austin:''' Of course, I have a 9 millimeter automatic.
-->'''Austin:''' Of course, I have a 9 millimeter automatic.
to:
-->'''Vanessa:''' Did you use protection?
-->'''Austin:'''protection?\\
'''Austin:''' Of course, I have a 9 millimeter automatic.
-->'''Austin:'''
'''Austin:''' Of course, I have a 9 millimeter automatic.
Changed line(s) 385,387 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Tony:''' ''(from inside rotor)'' Okay, tell me what you see!
-->'''Steve:''' ''(staring at a bewilderingly high-tech panel)'' It seems to run on some form of electricity.
-->'''Tony:''' Well, you're not wrong...
-->'''Steve:''' ''(staring at a bewilderingly high-tech panel)'' It seems to run on some form of electricity.
-->'''Tony:''' Well, you're not wrong...
to:
-->'''Tony:''' ''(from inside rotor)'' Okay, tell me what you see!
-->'''Steve:'''see!\\
'''Steve:''' ''(staring at a bewilderingly high-tech panel)'' It seems to run on some form ofelectricity.
-->'''Tony:'''electricity.\\
'''Tony:''' Well, you're not wrong...
-->'''Steve:'''
'''Steve:''' ''(staring at a bewilderingly high-tech panel)'' It seems to run on some form of
-->'''Tony:'''
'''Tony:''' Well, you're not wrong...
Changed line(s) 390,391 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Jack Burton:''' How did you get up there?
-->'''Egg Shen:''' Wasn't easy!
-->'''Egg Shen:''' Wasn't easy!
to:
-->'''Jack Burton:''' How did you get up there?
-->'''Eggthere?\\
'''Egg Shen:''' Wasn't easy!
-->'''Egg
'''Egg Shen:''' Wasn't easy!
Changed line(s) 394,395 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Bruce''': Uh-huh. ''({{beat}})'' Can I ask why?
-->'''God''': ''(gleefully)'' Yes, you can! That's the beauty of it!
-->'''God''': ''(gleefully)'' Yes, you can! That's the beauty of it!
to:
-->'''Bruce''': Uh-huh. ''({{beat}})'' Can I ask why?
-->'''God''':why?\\
'''God''': ''(gleefully)'' Yes, you can! That's the beauty of it!
-->'''God''':
'''God''': ''(gleefully)'' Yes, you can! That's the beauty of it!
Changed line(s) 397,398 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Smails:''' Well, how do you measure yourself against the other golfers?
-->'''Ty:''' By height.
-->'''Ty:''' By height.
to:
-->'''Smails:''' Well, how do you measure yourself against the other golfers?
-->'''Ty:'''golfers?\\
'''Ty:''' By height.
-->'''Ty:'''
'''Ty:''' By height.
Changed line(s) 400,403 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Sally:''' Where did you come from?
-->'''The Cat:''' Hmm, how do I put this... when a mommy cat and a daddy cat love each other very much, they decide that-
-->'''Conrad:''' Oh no, no, no, no, no. Where did you ''come'' from?
-->'''The Cat:''' My place, where do you think? *laughs*
-->'''The Cat:''' Hmm, how do I put this... when a mommy cat and a daddy cat love each other very much, they decide that-
-->'''Conrad:''' Oh no, no, no, no, no. Where did you ''come'' from?
-->'''The Cat:''' My place, where do you think? *laughs*
to:
-->'''Sally:''' Where did you come from?
-->'''Thefrom?\\
'''The Cat:''' Hmm, how do I put this... when a mommy cat and a daddy cat love each other very much, they decidethat-
-->'''Conrad:'''that-\\
'''Conrad:''' Oh no, no, no, no, no. Where did you ''come''from?
-->'''Thefrom?\\
'''The Cat:''' My place, where do you think? *laughs*
-->'''The
'''The Cat:''' Hmm, how do I put this... when a mommy cat and a daddy cat love each other very much, they decide
-->'''Conrad:'''
'''Conrad:''' Oh no, no, no, no, no. Where did you ''come''
-->'''The
'''The Cat:''' My place, where do you think? *laughs*
Changed line(s) 405,406 (click to see context) from:
--> '''Reporter:''' Mr. Kane, How did you find business conditions in Europe?
--> '''Kane:''' With great difficulty!
--> '''Kane:''' With great difficulty!
to:
--> '''Reporter:''' Mr. Kane, How did you find business conditions in Europe?
-->Europe?\\
'''Kane:''' With great difficulty!
-->
'''Kane:''' With great difficulty!
Changed line(s) 416,421 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Pam:''' Stuntman Mike's your name?
-->'''Stuntman Mike:''' You ask anybody.
-->'''Pam:''' Hey, Warren, who is this guy?
-->'''Warren:''' Stuntman Mike.
-->'''Pam:''' And who the hell is Stuntman Mike?
-->'''Warren:''' [[ShapedLikeItself He's a stuntman.]]
-->'''Stuntman Mike:''' You ask anybody.
-->'''Pam:''' Hey, Warren, who is this guy?
-->'''Warren:''' Stuntman Mike.
-->'''Pam:''' And who the hell is Stuntman Mike?
-->'''Warren:''' [[ShapedLikeItself He's a stuntman.]]
to:
-->'''Pam:''' Stuntman Mike's your name?
-->'''Stuntmanname?\\
'''Stuntman Mike:''' You askanybody.
-->'''Pam:'''anybody.\\
'''Pam:''' Hey, Warren, who is thisguy?
-->'''Warren:'''guy?\\
'''Warren:''' StuntmanMike.
-->'''Pam:'''Mike.\\
'''Pam:''' And who the hell is StuntmanMike?
-->'''Warren:'''Mike?\\
'''Warren:''' [[ShapedLikeItself He's a stuntman.]]
-->'''Stuntman
'''Stuntman Mike:''' You ask
-->'''Pam:'''
'''Pam:''' Hey, Warren, who is this
-->'''Warren:'''
'''Warren:''' Stuntman
-->'''Pam:'''
'''Pam:''' And who the hell is Stuntman
-->'''Warren:'''
'''Warren:''' [[ShapedLikeItself He's a stuntman.]]
Changed line(s) 428,431 (click to see context) from:
--> '''Mac:''' (''looking at watch'') Three, two, one, your time's up. You said you'd tell me what the next job is in twenty-four hours.
--> '''Gin:''' It's a bank.
--> '''Mac:''' And?
--> '''Gin:''' And? I didn't say I'd tell you any more.
--> '''Gin:''' It's a bank.
--> '''Mac:''' And?
--> '''Gin:''' And? I didn't say I'd tell you any more.
to:
--> '''Mac:''' (''looking at watch'') Three, two, one, your time's up. You said you'd tell me what the next job is in twenty-four hours.
-->hours.\\
'''Gin:''' It's abank.
-->bank.\\
'''Mac:'''And?
-->And?\\
'''Gin:''' And? I didn't say I'd tell you any more.
-->
'''Gin:''' It's a
-->
'''Mac:'''
-->
'''Gin:''' And? I didn't say I'd tell you any more.
Changed line(s) 433,434 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Kruger:''' Where am I?
-->'''Kid:''' Earth. Welcome.
-->'''Kid:''' Earth. Welcome.
to:
-->'''Kruger:''' Where am I?
-->'''Kid:'''I?\\
'''Kid:''' Earth. Welcome.
-->'''Kid:'''
'''Kid:''' Earth. Welcome.
Changed line(s) 436,439 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Kate:''' Where are we going?
-->'''Richie:''' Mexico.
-->'''Kate:''' What's in Mexico?
-->'''Richie:''' Mexicans.
-->'''Richie:''' Mexico.
-->'''Kate:''' What's in Mexico?
-->'''Richie:''' Mexicans.
to:
-->'''Kate:''' Where are we going?
-->'''Richie:''' Mexico.
-->'''Kate:'''going?\\
'''Richie:''' Mexico.\\
'''Kate:''' What's inMexico?
-->'''Richie:'''Mexico?\\
'''Richie:''' Mexicans.
-->'''Richie:''' Mexico.
-->'''Kate:'''
'''Richie:''' Mexico.\\
'''Kate:''' What's in
-->'''Richie:'''
'''Richie:''' Mexicans.
Changed line(s) 441,442 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Government Agent:''' (''knocks on window'') Who are you?
-->'''Michael:''' I'm driving.
-->'''Michael:''' I'm driving.
to:
-->'''Government Agent:''' (''knocks on window'') Who are you?
-->'''Michael:'''you?\\
'''Michael:''' I'm driving.
-->'''Michael:'''
'''Michael:''' I'm driving.
Changed line(s) 445,446 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Joker''': How can you [[WouldNotShootACivilian shoot women and children]]?
-->'''Door Gunner''': Easy. You just don't {{lead|TheTarget}} 'em so much. (Laughing) Ain't war hell?
-->'''Door Gunner''': Easy. You just don't {{lead|TheTarget}} 'em so much. (Laughing) Ain't war hell?
to:
-->'''Joker''': How can you [[WouldNotShootACivilian shoot women and children]]?
-->'''Doorchildren]]?\\
'''Door Gunner''': Easy. You just don't {{lead|TheTarget}} 'em so much. (Laughing) Ain't war hell?
-->'''Door
'''Door Gunner''': Easy. You just don't {{lead|TheTarget}} 'em so much. (Laughing) Ain't war hell?
Changed line(s) 451,452 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Young Author:''' Why blonde?
-->'''Mr. Moustafa:''' Because they all were.
-->'''Mr. Moustafa:''' Because they all were.
to:
-->'''Young Author:''' Why blonde?
-->'''Mr.blonde?\\
'''Mr. Moustafa:''' Because they all were.
-->'''Mr.
'''Mr. Moustafa:''' Because they all were.
Changed line(s) 456,469 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Reporter 1:''' Tell me, um, how did you find America?
-->'''Music/JohnLennon:''' Turned left at Greenland.
-->'''Reporter 2:''' Has success changed your life?
-->'''Music/GeorgeHarrison:''' Yes.
-->'''Reporter 3:''' Do you think these haircuts have come to stay?
-->'''Music/RingoStarr:''' Well this one has, y'know, stuck on good and proper now.
-->'''Reporter 4:''' What do you call that hairstyle you're wearing?
-->'''George:''' Arthur.
-->'''Reporter 3:''' What do you call that collar?
-->'''Ringo:''' Mmm... A collar.
-->'''Music/JohnLennon:''' Turned left at Greenland.
-->'''Reporter 2:''' Has success changed your life?
-->'''Music/GeorgeHarrison:''' Yes.
-->'''Reporter 3:''' Do you think these haircuts have come to stay?
-->'''Music/RingoStarr:''' Well this one has, y'know, stuck on good and proper now.
-->'''Reporter 4:''' What do you call that hairstyle you're wearing?
-->'''George:''' Arthur.
-->'''Reporter 3:''' What do you call that collar?
-->'''Ringo:''' Mmm... A collar.
to:
-->'''Reporter 1:''' Tell me, um, how did you find America?
-->'''Music/JohnLennon:'''America?\\
'''Music/JohnLennon:''' Turned left at Greenland.
-->'''Reporter 2:''' Has success changed yourlife?
-->'''Music/GeorgeHarrison:'''life?\\
'''Music/GeorgeHarrison:''' Yes.
-->'''Reporter 3:''' Do you think these haircuts have come tostay?
-->'''Music/RingoStarr:'''stay?\\
'''Music/RingoStarr:''' Well this one has, y'know, stuck on good and proper now.
-->'''Reporter 4:''' What do you call that hairstyle you'rewearing?
-->'''George:'''wearing?\\
'''George:''' Arthur.
-->'''Reporter 3:''' What do you call thatcollar?
-->'''Ringo:'''collar?\\
'''Ringo:''' Mmm... A collar.
-->'''Music/JohnLennon:'''
'''Music/JohnLennon:''' Turned left at Greenland.
-->'''Reporter 2:''' Has success changed your
-->'''Music/GeorgeHarrison:'''
'''Music/GeorgeHarrison:''' Yes.
-->'''Reporter 3:''' Do you think these haircuts have come to
-->'''Music/RingoStarr:'''
'''Music/RingoStarr:''' Well this one has, y'know, stuck on good and proper now.
-->'''Reporter 4:''' What do you call that hairstyle you're
-->'''George:'''
'''George:''' Arthur.
-->'''Reporter 3:''' What do you call that
-->'''Ringo:'''
'''Ringo:''' Mmm... A collar.
Changed line(s) 472,476 (click to see context) from:
--> '''Nick Angel:''' When's your birthday?
--> '''Kid:''' 22nd of February.
--> '''Angel:''' What year?
--> '''Kid:''' Every year.
--> '''Angel:''' [[GetOut Get out.]]
--> '''Kid:''' 22nd of February.
--> '''Angel:''' What year?
--> '''Kid:''' Every year.
--> '''Angel:''' [[GetOut Get out.]]
to:
--> '''Nick Angel:''' When's your birthday?
-->birthday?\\
'''Kid:''' 22nd ofFebruary.
-->February.\\
'''Angel:''' Whatyear?
-->year?\\
'''Kid:''' Everyyear.
-->year.\\
'''Angel:''' [[GetOut Get out.]]
-->
'''Kid:''' 22nd of
-->
'''Angel:''' What
-->
'''Kid:''' Every
-->
'''Angel:''' [[GetOut Get out.]]
Changed line(s) 481,482 (click to see context) from:
--> '''Tony:''' I gotta say it. It's hard to get a read on you. Where are you from?
--> '''Natalie:''' Legal.
--> '''Natalie:''' Legal.
to:
--> '''Tony:''' I gotta say it. It's hard to get a read on you. Where are you from?
-->from?\\
'''Natalie:''' Legal.
-->
'''Natalie:''' Legal.
Changed line(s) 488,490 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Hammond:''' Our attractions will drive kids out of their minds.
-->'''Grant:''' And what are those?
-->'''Sattler:''' Small versions of adults, honey.
-->'''Grant:''' And what are those?
-->'''Sattler:''' Small versions of adults, honey.
to:
-->'''Hammond:''' Our attractions will drive kids out of their minds.
-->'''Grant:'''minds.\\
'''Grant:''' And what arethose?
-->'''Sattler:'''those?\\
'''Sattler:''' Small versions of adults, honey.
-->'''Grant:'''
'''Grant:''' And what are
-->'''Sattler:'''
'''Sattler:''' Small versions of adults, honey.
Changed line(s) 492,495 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Sgt. Luger:''' Do you know a woman by the name of Billie York?
-->'''Clerk:''' You got a picture? ''(Luger then pulls out a shirt with York's photo on it)''
-->'''Clerk:''' Is that her?
-->'''Sgt. Luger:''' No, that's her picture.
-->'''Clerk:''' You got a picture? ''(Luger then pulls out a shirt with York's photo on it)''
-->'''Clerk:''' Is that her?
-->'''Sgt. Luger:''' No, that's her picture.
to:
-->'''Sgt. Luger:''' Do you know a woman by the name of Billie York?
-->'''Clerk:'''York?\\
'''Clerk:''' You got a picture? ''(Luger then pulls out a shirt with York's photo onit)''
-->'''Clerk:'''it)''\\
'''Clerk:''' Is thather?
-->'''Sgt.her?\\
'''Sgt. Luger:''' No, that's her picture.
-->'''Clerk:'''
'''Clerk:''' You got a picture? ''(Luger then pulls out a shirt with York's photo on
-->'''Clerk:'''
'''Clerk:''' Is that
-->'''Sgt.
'''Sgt. Luger:''' No, that's her picture.
Changed line(s) 506,509 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Slevin:''' I'm gonna say the same thing any man with two penises says when his tailor asks him if he dresses to the right or left.
-->'''Lindsey:''' What's that?
-->''[cuts to The Boss's penthouse]''
-->'''Slevin:''' Yes.
-->'''Lindsey:''' What's that?
-->''[cuts to The Boss's penthouse]''
-->'''Slevin:''' Yes.
to:
-->'''Slevin:''' I'm gonna say the same thing any man with two penises says when his tailor asks him if he dresses to the right or left.
-->'''Lindsey:'''left.\\
'''Lindsey:''' What'sthat?
-->''[cutsthat?\\
''[cuts to The Boss'spenthouse]''
-->'''Slevin:'''penthouse]''\\
'''Slevin:''' Yes.
-->'''Lindsey:'''
'''Lindsey:''' What's
-->''[cuts
''[cuts to The Boss's
-->'''Slevin:'''
'''Slevin:''' Yes.
Changed line(s) 512,513 (click to see context) from:
--->'''Prosecutor:''' Chicolini, when were you born?
--->'''Chico:''' I don't remember. I was only a little baby.
--->'''Chico:''' I don't remember. I was only a little baby.
to:
--->'''Prosecutor:''' Chicolini, when were you born?
--->'''Chico:'''born?\\
'''Chico:''' I don't remember. I was only a little baby.
--->'''Chico:'''
'''Chico:''' I don't remember. I was only a little baby.
Changed line(s) 515,518 (click to see context) from:
--->'''Wagstaff:''' "In case I never see you again, which would add ten years to my life, what would you fellas want to play football?"
--->'''Baravelli:''' "Well at first we'd want a football"
--->'''Wagstaff:''' "Well I don't know if we've got a football, but if I could find one would you be interested? I don't want a hasty answer, just sleep on it."
--->'''Baravelli:''' "I don't think I can sleep on a football."
--->'''Baravelli:''' "Well at first we'd want a football"
--->'''Wagstaff:''' "Well I don't know if we've got a football, but if I could find one would you be interested? I don't want a hasty answer, just sleep on it."
--->'''Baravelli:''' "I don't think I can sleep on a football."
to:
--->'''Wagstaff:''' "In case I never see you again, which would add ten years to my life, what would you fellas want to play football?"
--->'''Baravelli:'''football?"\\
'''Baravelli:''' "Well at first we'd want afootball"
--->'''Wagstaff:'''football"\\
'''Wagstaff:''' "Well I don't know if we've got a football, but if I could find one would you be interested? I don't want a hasty answer, just sleep on it."
--->'''Baravelli:'''"\\
'''Baravelli:''' "I don't think I can sleep on a football."
--->'''Baravelli:'''
'''Baravelli:''' "Well at first we'd want a
--->'''Wagstaff:'''
'''Wagstaff:''' "Well I don't know if we've got a football, but if I could find one would you be interested? I don't want a hasty answer, just sleep on it.
--->'''Baravelli:'''
'''Baravelli:''' "I don't think I can sleep on a football."
Changed line(s) 520,521 (click to see context) from:
--->'''Wagstaff:''' "Baravelli, who's responsible for this? Is this your picture?"
--->'''Baravelli:''' I don't think so. It doesn't look like me."
--->'''Baravelli:''' I don't think so. It doesn't look like me."
to:
--->'''Wagstaff:''' "Baravelli, who's responsible for this? Is this your picture?"
--->'''Baravelli:'''picture?"\\
'''Baravelli:''' I don't think so. It doesn't look like me."
--->'''Baravelli:'''
'''Baravelli:''' I don't think so. It doesn't look like me."
Changed line(s) 523,524 (click to see context) from:
---> '''Henderson:''' Say, what's that bed doing there?
---> '''Driftwood:''' I don't see it doing anything.
---> '''Driftwood:''' I don't see it doing anything.
to:
---> '''Henderson:''' Say, what's that bed doing there?
--->there?\\
'''Driftwood:''' I don't see it doing anything.
--->
'''Driftwood:''' I don't see it doing anything.
Changed line(s) 527,529 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Frank:''' I told Jane to meet us at the hotel's rear entrance.
-->'''Ed:''' Where's that?
-->'''Frank:''' In the back.
-->'''Ed:''' Where's that?
-->'''Frank:''' In the back.
to:
-->'''Frank:''' I told Jane to meet us at the hotel's rear entrance.
-->'''Ed:'''entrance.\\
'''Ed:''' Where'sthat?
-->'''Frank:'''that?\\
'''Frank:''' In the back.
-->'''Ed:'''
'''Ed:''' Where's
-->'''Frank:'''
'''Frank:''' In the back.
Changed line(s) 531,535 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Male Examiner:''' You have a history of arrests, but you have never been successfully charged. Is there a particular reason you chose to commit this crime, or a reason you simply got ''caught'' this time?
-->'''Danny:''' My wife left me. I fell into a self-destructive pattern.
-->''({{beat}})''
-->'''Female Examiner:''' If released, do you think you would fall into a similar pattern?
-->'''Danny:''' She already left me once. I don't think she'd do it again just for kicks.
-->'''Danny:''' My wife left me. I fell into a self-destructive pattern.
-->''({{beat}})''
-->'''Female Examiner:''' If released, do you think you would fall into a similar pattern?
-->'''Danny:''' She already left me once. I don't think she'd do it again just for kicks.
to:
-->'''Male Examiner:''' You have a history of arrests, but you have never been successfully charged. Is there a particular reason you chose to commit this crime, or a reason you simply got ''caught'' this time?
-->'''Danny:'''time?\\
'''Danny:''' My wife left me. I fell into a self-destructivepattern.
-->''({{beat}})''
-->'''Femalepattern.\\
''({{beat}})''\\
'''Female Examiner:''' If released, do you think you would fall into a similarpattern?
-->'''Danny:'''pattern?\\
'''Danny:''' She already left me once. I don't think she'd do it again just for kicks.
-->'''Danny:'''
'''Danny:''' My wife left me. I fell into a self-destructive
-->''({{beat}})''
-->'''Female
''({{beat}})''\\
'''Female Examiner:''' If released, do you think you would fall into a similar
-->'''Danny:'''
'''Danny:''' She already left me once. I don't think she'd do it again just for kicks.
Changed line(s) 548,549 (click to see context) from:
--->'''Clouseau''': Do you know the way to the Palace Hotel?
--->'''Passer-by''': Yes. (Continues on without giving an answer.)
--->'''Passer-by''': Yes. (Continues on without giving an answer.)
to:
--->'''Clouseau''': Do you know the way to the Palace Hotel?
--->'''Passer-by''':Hotel?\\
'''Passer-by''': Yes. (Continues on without giving an answer.)
--->'''Passer-by''':
'''Passer-by''': Yes. (Continues on without giving an answer.)
Changed line(s) 551,552 (click to see context) from:
--->'''Clouseau''': I thought you said he does not bite!
--->'''Innkeeper''': That is not my dog.
--->'''Innkeeper''': That is not my dog.
to:
--->'''Clouseau''': I thought you said he does not bite!
--->'''Innkeeper''':bite!\\
'''Innkeeper''': That is not my dog.
--->'''Innkeeper''':
'''Innkeeper''': That is not my dog.
Changed line(s) 559,560 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Teddy:''' Men or women?
-->'''Harry:''' Oh... definitely.
-->'''Harry:''' Oh... definitely.
to:
-->'''Teddy:''' Men or women?
-->'''Harry:'''women?\\
'''Harry:''' Oh... definitely.
-->'''Harry:'''
'''Harry:''' Oh... definitely.
Changed line(s) 562,563 (click to see context) from:
-->''' Helldorf''': "How many mines did you lay?"
-->'''Nazi sapper''': "All of them."
-->'''Nazi sapper''': "All of them."
to:
-->''' Helldorf''': "How many mines did you lay?"
-->'''Nazilay?"\\
'''Nazi sapper''': "All of them."
-->'''Nazi
'''Nazi sapper''': "All of them."
Changed line(s) 565,566 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Ichabod Crane:''' Katrina, why are you in my room?
-->'''Katrina Van Tassel:''' Because it is yours.
-->'''Katrina Van Tassel:''' Because it is yours.
to:
-->'''Ichabod Crane:''' Katrina, why are you in my room?
-->'''Katrinaroom?\\
'''Katrina Van Tassel:''' Because it is yours.
-->'''Katrina
'''Katrina Van Tassel:''' Because it is yours.
Changed line(s) 568,569 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Customs Agent:''' Anything to declare?
-->'''Avi:''' Yeah. Don't go to England.
-->'''Avi:''' Yeah. Don't go to England.
to:
-->'''Customs Agent:''' Anything to declare?
-->'''Avi:'''declare?\\
'''Avi:''' Yeah. Don't go to England.
-->'''Avi:'''
'''Avi:''' Yeah. Don't go to England.
Changed line(s) 574,575 (click to see context) from:
---> '''Saavik:''' May I ask how you dealt with the test?
---> '''Kirk:''' You may ask.
---> '''Kirk:''' You may ask.
to:
---> '''Saavik:''' May I ask how you dealt with the test?
--->test?\\
'''Kirk:''' You may ask.
--->
'''Kirk:''' You may ask.
Changed line(s) 616,617 (click to see context) from:
--> What do you call a (pick one)woman / black guy / gay man / trans person / etc flying a plane?
--> A ''pilot'', you asshole! Jesus!
--> A ''pilot'', you asshole! Jesus!
to:
--> What do you call a (pick one)woman / black guy / gay man / trans person / etc flying a plane?
-->plane?\\
A ''pilot'', you asshole! Jesus!
-->
A ''pilot'', you asshole! Jesus!
Changed line(s) 619,622 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Person A''': What does your dad do for a living?
-->'''Person B''': My dad's dead.
-->'''Person A''': Well, [[AmbiguousSyntax what did he do before he died]]?
-->'''Person B''': He sorta clutched at his chest and fell over.
-->'''Person B''': My dad's dead.
-->'''Person A''': Well, [[AmbiguousSyntax what did he do before he died]]?
-->'''Person B''': He sorta clutched at his chest and fell over.
to:
-->'''Person A''': What does your dad do for a living?
-->'''Personliving?\\
'''Person B''': My dad'sdead.
-->'''Persondead.\\
'''Person A''': Well, [[AmbiguousSyntax what did he do before hedied]]?
-->'''Persondied]]?\\
'''Person B''': He sorta clutched at his chest and fell over.
-->'''Person
'''Person B''': My dad's
-->'''Person
'''Person A''': Well, [[AmbiguousSyntax what did he do before he
-->'''Person
'''Person B''': He sorta clutched at his chest and fell over.
Changed line(s) 624,626 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Driver''': Excuse me sir, but does this road go to London? (Or the name of any place.)
-->'''Pedestrian''': This road, sir? No, sir. Tends to stay right where it is.
---> '''or:''' No, they keep it here and drive cars on it.
-->'''Pedestrian''': This road, sir? No, sir. Tends to stay right where it is.
---> '''or:''' No, they keep it here and drive cars on it.
to:
-->'''Driver''': Excuse me sir, but does this road go to London? (Or the name of any place.)
-->'''Pedestrian''':)\\
'''Pedestrian''': This road, sir? No, sir. Tends to stay right where itis.
--->is.\\
'''or:''' No, they keep it here and drive cars on it.
-->'''Pedestrian''':
'''Pedestrian''': This road, sir? No, sir. Tends to stay right where it
--->
'''or:''' No, they keep it here and drive cars on it.
Changed line(s) 628,629 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Tourist''': Excuse me, sir. If I go down the street and take a left, will the train station be there?
-->'''Local''': You know, the train station will be there even if you don't take a left.
-->'''Local''': You know, the train station will be there even if you don't take a left.
to:
-->'''Tourist''': Excuse me, sir. If I go down the street and take a left, will the train station be there?
-->'''Local''':there?\\
'''Local''': You know, the train station will be there even if you don't take a left.
-->'''Local''':
'''Local''': You know, the train station will be there even if you don't take a left.
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-->'''Tourist''': Excuse me, sir. How do I get to Carnegie Hall?
-->'''Musician''': Practice, man! Practice!
-->'''Musician''': Practice, man! Practice!
to:
-->'''Tourist''': Excuse me, sir. How do I get to Carnegie Hall?
-->'''Musician''':Hall?\\
'''Musician''': Practice, man! Practice!
-->'''Musician''':
'''Musician''': Practice, man! Practice!
Changed line(s) 637,638 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Person A''': Have you lived here all your life?
-->'''Person B''': Not yet.
-->'''Person B''': Not yet.
to:
-->'''Person A''': Have you lived here all your life?
-->'''Personlife?\\
'''Person B''': Not yet.
-->'''Person
'''Person B''': Not yet.
Changed line(s) 665,667 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Engineer''': Look, sheep in Scotland are black.
-->'''Physicist''': Well, all we know for sure is that some sheep in Scotland are black.
-->'''Mathematician''': All we can be sure of is that, in Scotland, there is at least one sheep that is black on at least one side.
-->'''Physicist''': Well, all we know for sure is that some sheep in Scotland are black.
-->'''Mathematician''': All we can be sure of is that, in Scotland, there is at least one sheep that is black on at least one side.
to:
-->'''Engineer''': Look, sheep in Scotland are black.
-->'''Physicist''':black.\\
'''Physicist''': Well, all we know for sure is that some sheep in Scotland areblack.
-->'''Mathematician''':black.\\
'''Mathematician''': All we can be sure of is that, in Scotland, there is at least one sheep that is black on at least one side.
-->'''Physicist''':
'''Physicist''': Well, all we know for sure is that some sheep in Scotland are
-->'''Mathematician''':
'''Mathematician''': All we can be sure of is that, in Scotland, there is at least one sheep that is black on at least one side.
Changed line(s) 672,673 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Student''': Mr. Smith, can I go to the bathroom?
-->'''Teacher''': I don't know, can ya? Sit down.
-->'''Teacher''': I don't know, can ya? Sit down.
to:
-->'''Student''': Mr. Smith, can I go to the bathroom?
-->'''Teacher''':bathroom?\\
'''Teacher''': I don't know, can ya? Sit down.
-->'''Teacher''':
'''Teacher''': I don't know, can ya? Sit down.
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--> You are in a hot air balloon.
--> Watson, we're in Russia.
--> But Holmes, how can you know that?
--> See, that man below is a mathematician. His answer is both correct and totally useless.
--> I see, but what has Russia to do with that?
--> Because only in Russia do they use mathematicians to herd cows!
--> Watson, we're in Russia.
--> But Holmes, how can you know that?
--> See, that man below is a mathematician. His answer is both correct and totally useless.
--> I see, but what has Russia to do with that?
--> Because only in Russia do they use mathematicians to herd cows!
to:
--> You are in a hot air balloon.
-->balloon.\\
Watson, we're inRussia.
-->Russia.\\
But Holmes, how can you knowthat?
-->that?\\
See, that man below is a mathematician. His answer is both correct and totallyuseless.
-->useless.\\
I see, but what has Russia to do withthat?
-->that?\\
Because only in Russia do they use mathematicians to herd cows!
-->
Watson, we're in
-->
But Holmes, how can you know
-->
See, that man below is a mathematician. His answer is both correct and totally
-->
I see, but what has Russia to do with
-->
Because only in Russia do they use mathematicians to herd cows!
Changed line(s) 682,684 (click to see context) from:
--> Watson, look up. What can you deduce from what you see?
--> From the starry sky? Astronomically, there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, Saturn is in Leo. Theologically, God is great and we are small and insignificant. Horologically, it's about 3 AM. Meteorologically, we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What do you deduce, Holmes?
--> I deduce that you're an idiot, Watson. If we can see the stars, then our tent has been stolen!
--> From the starry sky? Astronomically, there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, Saturn is in Leo. Theologically, God is great and we are small and insignificant. Horologically, it's about 3 AM. Meteorologically, we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What do you deduce, Holmes?
--> I deduce that you're an idiot, Watson. If we can see the stars, then our tent has been stolen!
to:
--> Watson, look up. What can you deduce from what you see?
-->see?\\
From the starry sky? Astronomically, there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, Saturn is in Leo. Theologically, God is great and we are small and insignificant. Horologically, it's about 3 AM. Meteorologically, we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What do you deduce,Holmes?
-->Holmes?\\
I deduce that you're an idiot, Watson. If we can see the stars, then our tent has been stolen!
-->
From the starry sky? Astronomically, there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, Saturn is in Leo. Theologically, God is great and we are small and insignificant. Horologically, it's about 3 AM. Meteorologically, we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What do you deduce,
-->
I deduce that you're an idiot, Watson. If we can see the stars, then our tent has been stolen!
Changed line(s) 689,690 (click to see context) from:
--> '''Customer:''' Waiter, what is this fly doing in my soup?
--> '''Waiter:''' I believe that's the backstroke, sir.
--> '''Waiter:''' I believe that's the backstroke, sir.
to:
--> '''Customer:''' Waiter, what is this fly doing in my soup?
-->soup?\\
'''Waiter:''' I believe that's the backstroke, sir.
-->
'''Waiter:''' I believe that's the backstroke, sir.
Changed line(s) 716,720 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Q''': Hey, what's up?
-->'''A''': Birds, clouds, aircrafts, the sky...
-->'''A''': It's a preposition.
-->'''A''': The direction away from the center of gravity of a celestial object.
-->'''A''': [[WesternAnimation/{{Up}} A movie about a flying house]].
-->'''A''': Birds, clouds, aircrafts, the sky...
-->'''A''': It's a preposition.
-->'''A''': The direction away from the center of gravity of a celestial object.
-->'''A''': [[WesternAnimation/{{Up}} A movie about a flying house]].
to:
-->'''Q''': Hey, what's up?
-->'''A''':up?\\
'''A''': Birds, clouds, aircrafts, thesky...
-->'''A''':sky...\\
'''A''': It's apreposition.
-->'''A''':preposition.\\
'''A''': The direction away from the center of gravity of a celestialobject.
-->'''A''':object.\\
'''A''': [[WesternAnimation/{{Up}} A movie about a flying house]].
-->'''A''':
'''A''': Birds, clouds, aircrafts, the
-->'''A''':
'''A''': It's a
-->'''A''':
'''A''': The direction away from the center of gravity of a celestial
-->'''A''':
'''A''': [[WesternAnimation/{{Up}} A movie about a flying house]].
Changed line(s) 735,736 (click to see context) from:
--> '''Customer:''' "Can I get a hubcap for a ''<[[TheAllegedCar notoriously bad car]]>''?"
--> '''Shop clerk:''' ''-{{beat}}-'' "Yeah, that sounds like a fair trade."
--> '''Shop clerk:''' ''-{{beat}}-'' "Yeah, that sounds like a fair trade."
to:
--> '''Customer:''' "Can I get a hubcap for a ''<[[TheAllegedCar notoriously bad car]]>''?"
-->car]]>''?" \\
'''Shop clerk:''' ''-{{beat}}-'' "Yeah, that sounds like a fair trade."
-->
'''Shop clerk:''' ''-{{beat}}-'' "Yeah, that sounds like a fair trade."
Changed line(s) 741,743 (click to see context) from:
--> I say, I say, I say, my dog has no nose.
--> How does he smell?
--> Terrible.
--> How does he smell?
--> Terrible.
to:
--> I say, I say, I say, my dog has no nose.
-->nose.\\
How does hesmell?
-->smell?\\
Terrible.
-->
How does he
-->
Terrible.
Changed line(s) 748,749 (click to see context) from:
-->What would you say to a cup of coffee and a doughnut?
-->Goodbye!
-->Goodbye!
to:
-->What would you say to a cup of coffee and a doughnut?
-->Goodbye!doughnut?\\
Goodbye!
-->Goodbye!
Goodbye!
Changed line(s) 755,756 (click to see context) from:
--> '''Jeremy''': Ryan! Why'd you shoot me?!
--> '''Ryan''': I was trying to kill you.
--> '''Ryan''': I was trying to kill you.
to:
--> '''Jeremy''': Ryan! Why'd you shoot me?!
-->me?!\\
'''Ryan''': I was trying to kill you.
-->
'''Ryan''': I was trying to kill you.
Changed line(s) 758,760 (click to see context) from:
--> '''Danny''': So dad, should we get pizza or sushi for dinner?
--> '''Avi Danny''': Yes!
--> '''Danny''': Okay. [[{{BreadEggsBreadedEggs}} Pizzushi]] it is.
--> '''Avi Danny''': Yes!
--> '''Danny''': Okay. [[{{BreadEggsBreadedEggs}} Pizzushi]] it is.
to:
--> '''Danny''': So dad, should we get pizza or sushi for dinner?
-->dinner?\\
'''Avi Danny''':Yes!
-->Yes!\\
'''Danny''': Okay. [[{{BreadEggsBreadedEggs}} Pizzushi]] it is.
-->
'''Avi Danny''':
-->
'''Danny''': Okay. [[{{BreadEggsBreadedEggs}} Pizzushi]] it is.
Changed line(s) 765,766 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Waiter''': Anything to drink?
-->'''Spike''': Yes, anything.
-->'''Spike''': Yes, anything.
to:
-->'''Waiter''': Anything to drink?
-->'''Spike''':drink?\\
'''Spike''': Yes, anything.
-->'''Spike''':
'''Spike''': Yes, anything.
Changed line(s) 768,792 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Man:''' Hello?
-->'''Zefla''' Hello. We're looking for a gentleman called Ivexton Travapeth.
-->'''Man:''' Yes.
-->'''Zefla''' ''({{beat}})'' You're not him, then?
-->'''Man:''' No.
-->'''Zefla''' Right. Do you know where we can find him?
-->'''Man:''' Yes.
-->'''Zefla''' Could you tell us where he is?
-->'''Man:''' Yes.
-->'''Sharrow''' Wrong Department. [[LampshadeHanging It's the formal logic building and they're working to rule]].
-->'''Zefla''' Where is he?
-->'''Man:''' Oh, here.
-->'''Zefla''' May we see him?
-->'''Man:''' Oh, yes.
-->'''Sharrow''' ''(quietly)'' Keep going, the passports only last a year.
-->'''Zefla''' ''(trying not to laugh)'' Good. Thank you. We'd have phoned or screened but Mister Travapeth seems to discourage that sort of contact.
-->'''Man:''' Yes.
-->'''Zefla''' Yes. Could you let us in?
-->'''Man:''' Yes, yes.
-->'''Zefla''' Please come down and let us in.
-->'''Man:''' Very well.
-->'''Sharrow''' Wake me when the door opens or the universe ends, whichever's sooner.
-->'''Man''' ''(opens door)''
-->'''Zefla''' Good morning.
-->'''Man:''' [[OverlyLongGag Yes]].
-->'''Zefla''' Hello. We're looking for a gentleman called Ivexton Travapeth.
-->'''Man:''' Yes.
-->'''Zefla''' ''({{beat}})'' You're not him, then?
-->'''Man:''' No.
-->'''Zefla''' Right. Do you know where we can find him?
-->'''Man:''' Yes.
-->'''Zefla''' Could you tell us where he is?
-->'''Man:''' Yes.
-->'''Sharrow''' Wrong Department. [[LampshadeHanging It's the formal logic building and they're working to rule]].
-->'''Zefla''' Where is he?
-->'''Man:''' Oh, here.
-->'''Zefla''' May we see him?
-->'''Man:''' Oh, yes.
-->'''Sharrow''' ''(quietly)'' Keep going, the passports only last a year.
-->'''Zefla''' ''(trying not to laugh)'' Good. Thank you. We'd have phoned or screened but Mister Travapeth seems to discourage that sort of contact.
-->'''Man:''' Yes.
-->'''Zefla''' Yes. Could you let us in?
-->'''Man:''' Yes, yes.
-->'''Zefla''' Please come down and let us in.
-->'''Man:''' Very well.
-->'''Sharrow''' Wake me when the door opens or the universe ends, whichever's sooner.
-->'''Man''' ''(opens door)''
-->'''Zefla''' Good morning.
-->'''Man:''' [[OverlyLongGag Yes]].
to:
-->'''Man:''' Hello?
-->'''Zefla'''Hello?\\
'''Zefla''' Hello. We're looking for a gentleman called IvextonTravapeth.
-->'''Man:''' Yes.
-->'''Zefla'''Travapeth.\\
'''Man:''' Yes.\\
'''Zefla''' ''({{beat}})'' You're not him,then?
-->'''Man:''' No.
-->'''Zefla'''then?\\
'''Man:''' No.\\
'''Zefla''' Right. Do you know where we can findhim?
-->'''Man:''' Yes.
-->'''Zefla'''him?\\
'''Man:''' Yes.\\
'''Zefla''' Could you tell us where heis?
-->'''Man:''' Yes.
-->'''Sharrow'''is?\\
'''Man:''' Yes.\\
'''Sharrow''' Wrong Department. [[LampshadeHanging It's the formal logic building and they're working torule]].
-->'''Zefla'''rule]].\\
'''Zefla''' Where ishe?
-->'''Man:'''he?\\
'''Man:''' Oh,here.
-->'''Zefla'''here.\\
'''Zefla''' May we seehim?
-->'''Man:'''him?\\
'''Man:''' Oh,yes.
-->'''Sharrow'''yes.\\
'''Sharrow''' ''(quietly)'' Keep going, the passports only last ayear.
-->'''Zefla'''year.\\
'''Zefla''' ''(trying not to laugh)'' Good. Thank you. We'd have phoned or screened but Mister Travapeth seems to discourage that sort ofcontact.
-->'''Man:''' Yes.
-->'''Zefla'''contact.\\
'''Man:''' Yes.\\
'''Zefla''' Yes. Could you let usin?
-->'''Man:'''in?\\
'''Man:''' Yes,yes.
-->'''Zefla'''yes.\\
'''Zefla''' Please come down and let usin.
-->'''Man:'''in.\\
'''Man:''' Verywell.
-->'''Sharrow'''well.\\
'''Sharrow''' Wake me when the door opens or the universe ends, whichever'ssooner.
-->'''Man'''sooner.\\
'''Man''' ''(opensdoor)''
-->'''Zefla'''door)''\\
'''Zefla''' Goodmorning.
-->'''Man:'''morning.\\
'''Man:''' [[OverlyLongGag Yes]].
-->'''Zefla'''
'''Zefla''' Hello. We're looking for a gentleman called Ivexton
-->'''Man:''' Yes.
-->'''Zefla'''
'''Man:''' Yes.\\
'''Zefla''' ''({{beat}})'' You're not him,
-->'''Man:''' No.
-->'''Zefla'''
'''Man:''' No.\\
'''Zefla''' Right. Do you know where we can find
-->'''Man:''' Yes.
-->'''Zefla'''
'''Man:''' Yes.\\
'''Zefla''' Could you tell us where he
-->'''Man:''' Yes.
-->'''Sharrow'''
'''Man:''' Yes.\\
'''Sharrow''' Wrong Department. [[LampshadeHanging It's the formal logic building and they're working to
-->'''Zefla'''
'''Zefla''' Where is
-->'''Man:'''
'''Man:''' Oh,
-->'''Zefla'''
'''Zefla''' May we see
-->'''Man:'''
'''Man:''' Oh,
-->'''Sharrow'''
'''Sharrow''' ''(quietly)'' Keep going, the passports only last a
-->'''Zefla'''
'''Zefla''' ''(trying not to laugh)'' Good. Thank you. We'd have phoned or screened but Mister Travapeth seems to discourage that sort of
-->'''Man:''' Yes.
-->'''Zefla'''
'''Man:''' Yes.\\
'''Zefla''' Yes. Could you let us
-->'''Man:'''
'''Man:''' Yes,
-->'''Zefla'''
'''Zefla''' Please come down and let us
-->'''Man:'''
'''Man:''' Very
-->'''Sharrow'''
'''Sharrow''' Wake me when the door opens or the universe ends, whichever's
-->'''Man'''
'''Man''' ''(opens
-->'''Zefla'''
'''Zefla''' Good
-->'''Man:'''
'''Man:''' [[OverlyLongGag Yes]].
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-->'''Shadow:''' Where are we? Am I on the tree? [[spoiler:Am I dead?]] Am I here? I thought everything was finished. What's real?
-->'''Whiskey Jack:''' Yes.
-->'''Shadow:''' ''Yes?'' What kind of an answer is ''Yes''?
-->'''Whiskey Jack:''' It's a good answer. True answer, too.
-->'''Whiskey Jack:''' Yes.
-->'''Shadow:''' ''Yes?'' What kind of an answer is ''Yes''?
-->'''Whiskey Jack:''' It's a good answer. True answer, too.
to:
-->'''Shadow:''' Where are we? Am I on the tree? [[spoiler:Am I dead?]] Am I here? I thought everything was finished. What's real?
-->'''Whiskeyreal?\\
'''Whiskey Jack:'''Yes.
-->'''Shadow:'''Yes.\\
'''Shadow:''' ''Yes?'' What kind of an answer is''Yes''?
-->'''Whiskey''Yes''?\\
'''Whiskey Jack:''' It's a good answer. True answer, too.
-->'''Whiskey
'''Whiskey Jack:'''
-->'''Shadow:'''
'''Shadow:''' ''Yes?'' What kind of an answer is
-->'''Whiskey
'''Whiskey Jack:''' It's a good answer. True answer, too.
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-->'''Jake''': Did we go forward or back? Are we in the past or the future?
-->'''Ax''': Yes. It's definitely one of those two choices.
-->'''Ax''': Yes. It's definitely one of those two choices.
to:
-->'''Jake''': Did we go forward or back? Are we in the past or the future?
-->'''Ax''':future?\\
'''Ax''': Yes. It's definitely one of those two choices.
-->'''Ax''':
'''Ax''': Yes. It's definitely one of those two choices.
Changed line(s) 816,819 (click to see context) from:
-->"Where were you born?"
-->"In a hospital."
-->"In what state were you born?"
-->"A state of innocence."
-->"In a hospital."
-->"In what state were you born?"
-->"A state of innocence."
to:
-->"Where were you born?"
-->"Inborn?"\\
"In a hospital."
-->"In"\\
"In what state were youborn?"
-->"Aborn?"\\
"A state of innocence."
-->"In
"In a hospital.
-->"In
"In what state were you
-->"A
"A state of innocence."
Changed line(s) 821,822 (click to see context) from:
-->"What are you reading?"
-->"Goddamn book."
-->"Goddamn book."
to:
-->"What are you reading?"
-->"Goddamnreading?"\\
"Goddamn book."
-->"Goddamn
"Goddamn book."
Changed line(s) 898,900 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Arthur Dent''': You know, it's at times like this, when I'm stuck in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, about to die of asphyxiation in deep space, that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young.
-->'''Ford Prefect''': Why? What did she tell you?
-->'''Arthur Dent''': I don't know. I didn't listen.
-->'''Ford Prefect''': Why? What did she tell you?
-->'''Arthur Dent''': I don't know. I didn't listen.
to:
-->'''Arthur Dent''': You know, it's at times like this, when I'm stuck in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, about to die of asphyxiation in deep space, that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young.
-->'''Fordyoung.\\
'''Ford Prefect''': Why? What did she tellyou?
-->'''Arthuryou?\\
'''Arthur Dent''': I don't know. I didn't listen.
-->'''Ford
'''Ford Prefect''': Why? What did she tell
-->'''Arthur
'''Arthur Dent''': I don't know. I didn't listen.
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-->'''Belgarath:''' I meant on the other side.
-->'''Durnik:''' I did not ask, but if the fish are biting on this side, it would only stand to reason they are biting over there too, doesn't it?
-->'''Durnik:''' I did not ask, but if the fish are biting on this side, it would only stand to reason they are biting over there too, doesn't it?
to:
-->'''Belgarath:''' I meant on the other side.
-->'''Durnik:'''side.\\
'''Durnik:''' I did not ask, but if the fish are biting on this side, it would only stand to reason they are biting over there too, doesn't it?
-->'''Durnik:'''
'''Durnik:''' I did not ask, but if the fish are biting on this side, it would only stand to reason they are biting over there too, doesn't it?
Changed line(s) 920 (click to see context) from:
* ''Literature/{{Momo|1973}}'' is leaning hard into the direction of being a smart ass.
to:
* ''Literature/{{Momo|1973}}'' is leaning hard into the direction of being a smart ass.HeartwarmingOrphan and doesn't really know how old she is. When asked:
Changed line(s) 923,927 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Bombest:''' How do you do it?
-->'''Beeker:''' Sir?
-->'''Bombest:''' You're a fairly ordinary guy, not at all like Mr. Phule or the uniformed fanatics he's associating with. How do you do your job?
-->'''Beeker:''' Very well, sir.
-->'''Bombest:''' Excuse me?
-->'''Beeker:''' Sir?
-->'''Bombest:''' You're a fairly ordinary guy, not at all like Mr. Phule or the uniformed fanatics he's associating with. How do you do your job?
-->'''Beeker:''' Very well, sir.
-->'''Bombest:''' Excuse me?
to:
-->'''Bombest:''' How do you do it?
-->'''Beeker:''' Sir?
-->'''Bombest:'''it?\\
'''Beeker:''' Sir?\\
'''Bombest:''' You're a fairly ordinary guy, not at all like Mr. Phule or the uniformed fanatics he's associating with. How do you do yourjob?
-->'''Beeker:'''job?\\
'''Beeker:''' Very well,sir.
-->'''Bombest:'''sir.\\
'''Bombest:''' Excuse me?
-->'''Beeker:''' Sir?
-->'''Bombest:'''
'''Beeker:''' Sir?\\
'''Bombest:''' You're a fairly ordinary guy, not at all like Mr. Phule or the uniformed fanatics he's associating with. How do you do your
-->'''Beeker:'''
'''Beeker:''' Very well,
-->'''Bombest:'''
'''Bombest:''' Excuse me?
Changed line(s) 940,941 (click to see context) from:
--> '''Fletcher:''' How did you beat them?
--> '''Skulduggery:''' With unimaginable skill.
--> '''Skulduggery:''' With unimaginable skill.
to:
--> '''Fletcher:''' How did you beat them?
-->them?\\
'''Skulduggery:''' With unimaginable skill.
-->
'''Skulduggery:''' With unimaginable skill.
Changed line(s) 943,949 (click to see context) from:
--> '''Valkyrie:''' What is it?
--> '''Skulduggery:''' It's a box.
--> '''Valkyrie:''' What kind of box?
--> '''Skulduggery:''' A wooden one.
--> ''{{beat}}''
--> '''Valkyrie:''' OK, I'll try this. Why are we hiding from a box?
--> '''Skulduggery:''' We're not. We're hiding from what's inside the box.
--> '''Skulduggery:''' It's a box.
--> '''Valkyrie:''' What kind of box?
--> '''Skulduggery:''' A wooden one.
--> ''{{beat}}''
--> '''Valkyrie:''' OK, I'll try this. Why are we hiding from a box?
--> '''Skulduggery:''' We're not. We're hiding from what's inside the box.
to:
--> '''Valkyrie:''' What is it?
-->it?\\
'''Skulduggery:''' It's abox.
-->box.\\
'''Valkyrie:''' What kind ofbox?
-->box?\\
'''Skulduggery:''' A woodenone.
--> ''{{beat}}''
-->one.\\
''{{beat}}''\\
'''Valkyrie:''' OK, I'll try this. Why are we hiding from abox?
-->box?\\
'''Skulduggery:''' We're not. We're hiding from what's inside the box.
-->
'''Skulduggery:''' It's a
-->
'''Valkyrie:''' What kind of
-->
'''Skulduggery:''' A wooden
--> ''{{beat}}''
-->
''{{beat}}''\\
'''Valkyrie:''' OK, I'll try this. Why are we hiding from a
-->
'''Skulduggery:''' We're not. We're hiding from what's inside the box.
Changed line(s) 1084,1088 (click to see context) from:
* ''Series/ChicagoFire'':
-->'''Casey''': Is there anything flammable in these boxes?
--> '''Business owner''': No, sir.
--> ''[barrels burst into flame]''
-->'''Casey''': Is there anything flammable in these boxes?
--> '''Business owner''': No, sir.
--> ''[barrels burst into flame]''
to:
* ''Series/ChicagoFire'':
''Series/ChicagoFire'': %% is this really an example?
-->'''Casey''': Is there anything flammable in theseboxes?
-->boxes?\\
'''Business owner''': No,sir.
-->sir. \\
''[barrels burst into flame]''
-->'''Casey''': Is there anything flammable in these
-->
'''Business owner''': No,
-->
''[barrels burst into flame]''
Changed line(s) 1208,1210 (click to see context) from:
--> '''Mr Baxter''': "Transubstantiation" is a difficult word. Can anyone spell it?
--> '''Hughes''': Sir, you said spell "it". I, T!
--> '''Mr Baxter''': (grudgingly) A point to Grange Hill.
--> '''Hughes''': Sir, you said spell "it". I, T!
--> '''Mr Baxter''': (grudgingly) A point to Grange Hill.
to:
--> '''Mr Baxter''': "Transubstantiation" is a difficult word. Can anyone spell it?
-->it?\\
'''Hughes''': Sir, you said spell "it". I,T!
-->T!\\
'''Mr Baxter''': (grudgingly) A point to Grange Hill.
-->
'''Hughes''': Sir, you said spell "it". I,
-->
'''Mr Baxter''': (grudgingly) A point to Grange Hill.
Changed line(s) 1312,1320 (click to see context) from:
--> '''Beale:''' What are you in for?
--> '''Oakes:''' Two years.
--> '''Beale:''' I didn't mean time, I meant offence.
--> '''Oakes:''' None taken.
--> (Later, when meeting Fletcher)
--> '''Beale:''' Long to do?
--> '''Fletcher:''' (cheerfully) Long enough.
--> '''Beale:''' What are you in for?
--> '''Fletcher:''' Got caught.
--> '''Oakes:''' Two years.
--> '''Beale:''' I didn't mean time, I meant offence.
--> '''Oakes:''' None taken.
--> (Later, when meeting Fletcher)
--> '''Beale:''' Long to do?
--> '''Fletcher:''' (cheerfully) Long enough.
--> '''Beale:''' What are you in for?
--> '''Fletcher:''' Got caught.
to:
--> '''Beale:''' What are you in for?
-->for?\\
'''Oakes:''' Twoyears.
-->years.\\
'''Beale:''' I didn't mean time, I meantoffence.
-->offence.\\
'''Oakes:''' Nonetaken.
-->taken.\\
(Later, when meetingFletcher)
-->Fletcher)\\
'''Beale:''' Long todo?
-->do?\\
'''Fletcher:''' (cheerfully) Longenough.
-->enough.\\
'''Beale:''' What are you infor?
-->for?\\
'''Fletcher:''' Got caught.
-->
'''Oakes:''' Two
-->
'''Beale:''' I didn't mean time, I meant
-->
'''Oakes:''' None
-->
(Later, when meeting
-->
'''Beale:''' Long to
-->
'''Fletcher:''' (cheerfully) Long
-->
'''Beale:''' What are you in
-->
'''Fletcher:''' Got caught.
Changed line(s) 1322,1324 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Cowley:''' Where are you?
-->'''Doyle:''' In the car.
-->'''Cowley:''' I KNOW YOU'RE IN THE CAR, MAN! WHEREABOUTS?
-->'''Doyle:''' In the car.
-->'''Cowley:''' I KNOW YOU'RE IN THE CAR, MAN! WHEREABOUTS?
to:
-->'''Cowley:''' Where are you?
-->'''Doyle:'''you?\\
'''Doyle:''' In thecar.
-->'''Cowley:'''car.\\
'''Cowley:''' I KNOW YOU'RE IN THE CAR, MAN! WHEREABOUTS?
-->'''Doyle:'''
'''Doyle:''' In the
-->'''Cowley:'''
'''Cowley:''' I KNOW YOU'RE IN THE CAR, MAN! WHEREABOUTS?
Changed line(s) 1330,1333 (click to see context) from:
---> '''Stephen:''' What do we measure feet in, in Britain?
---> '''Creator/DaraOBriain:''' You measure them in a little slidey thing.[[note]]Also known as a "Brannock device".[[/note]]
---> '''Stephen:''' What is the unit?
---> '''Dara:''' Er, a fraction of the slidey thing?[[note]]It's a "barleycorn".[[/note]]
---> '''Creator/DaraOBriain:''' You measure them in a little slidey thing.[[note]]Also known as a "Brannock device".[[/note]]
---> '''Stephen:''' What is the unit?
---> '''Dara:''' Er, a fraction of the slidey thing?[[note]]It's a "barleycorn".[[/note]]
to:
---> '''Stephen:''' What do we measure feet in, in Britain?
--->Britain?\\
'''Creator/DaraOBriain:''' You measure them in a little slidey thing.[[note]]Also known as a "Brannock device".[[/note]]
--->[[/note]]\\
'''Stephen:''' What is theunit?
--->unit?\\
'''Dara:''' Er, a fraction of the slidey thing?[[note]]It's a "barleycorn".[[/note]]
--->
'''Creator/DaraOBriain:''' You measure them in a little slidey thing.[[note]]Also known as a "Brannock device".
--->
'''Stephen:''' What is the
--->
'''Dara:''' Er, a fraction of the slidey thing?[[note]]It's a "barleycorn".[[/note]]
Changed line(s) 1510,1511 (click to see context) from:
-->'''John Hancock''': I'm concerned over the continued absence of 1/13th of this Congress. Where is New Jersey?
-->'''John Dickinson''': Somewhere between New York and Pennsylvania.
-->'''John Dickinson''': Somewhere between New York and Pennsylvania.
to:
-->'''John Hancock''': I'm concerned over the continued absence of 1/13th of this Congress. Where is New Jersey?
-->'''JohnJersey?\\
'''John Dickinson''': Somewhere between New York and Pennsylvania.
-->'''John
'''John Dickinson''': Somewhere between New York and Pennsylvania.
Changed line(s) 1518,1519 (click to see context) from:
--> '''Major General''': May I ask – this is a picturesque uniform, but I'm not familiar with it. What are you?
--> '''Pirate King''': We are all... single gentlemen.
--> '''Pirate King''': We are all... single gentlemen.
to:
--> '''Major General''': May I ask – this is a picturesque uniform, but I'm not familiar with it. What are you?
-->you?\\
'''Pirate King''': We are all... single gentlemen.
-->
'''Pirate King''': We are all... single gentlemen.
Changed line(s) 1567,1573 (click to see context) from:
'''You:''' "No, I don't mind at all that you're asking."
--> '''Myrth:''' Well?
--> '''You:''' ...
--> '''Myrth:''' Aren't you going to answer?
--> '''You:''' ...
--> '''Myrth:''' Out with it, man/woman!
--> '''You:''' I said I didn't mind you asking, not that I'd answer.
--> '''Myrth:''' Well?
--> '''You:''' ...
--> '''Myrth:''' Aren't you going to answer?
--> '''You:''' ...
--> '''Myrth:''' Out with it, man/woman!
--> '''You:''' I said I didn't mind you asking, not that I'd answer.
to:
'''You:''' "No, I don't mind at all that you're asking."
-->"\\
'''Myrth:'''Well?
--> '''You:''' ...
-->Well?\\
'''You:''' ...\\
'''Myrth:''' Aren't you going toanswer?
--> '''You:''' ...
-->answer?\\
'''You:''' ...\\
'''Myrth:''' Out with it,man/woman!
-->man/woman!\\
'''You:''' I said I didn't mind you asking, not that I'd answer.
-->
'''Myrth:'''
--> '''You:''' ...
-->
'''You:''' ...\\
'''Myrth:''' Aren't you going to
--> '''You:''' ...
-->
'''You:''' ...\\
'''Myrth:''' Out with it,
-->
'''You:''' I said I didn't mind you asking, not that I'd answer.
Changed line(s) 1761,1763 (click to see context) from:
--> '''Jay''': The answer is yes.
--> '''Mike''': Which one?
--> '''Jay''': Mmhmm.
--> '''Mike''': Which one?
--> '''Jay''': Mmhmm.
to:
--> '''Jay''': The answer is yes.
-->yes.\\
'''Mike''': Whichone?
-->one?\\
'''Jay''': Mmhmm.
-->
'''Mike''': Which
-->
'''Jay''': Mmhmm.
Changed line(s) 1765,1769 (click to see context) from:
--> '''Ray''': ''(after Geoff kills him)'' "What?!"
--> '''Geoff''': "Uh, that was me killing you."
--> '''Ray''': "Yeah, thanks, but with what?"
--> '''Geoff''': "With a gun."
--> '''Ray''': "Thanks man."
--> '''Geoff''': "Uh, that was me killing you."
--> '''Ray''': "Yeah, thanks, but with what?"
--> '''Geoff''': "With a gun."
--> '''Ray''': "Thanks man."
to:
--> '''Ray''': ''(after Geoff kills him)'' "What?!"
-->"What?!"\\
'''Geoff''': "Uh, that was me killing you."
-->"\\
'''Ray''': "Yeah, thanks, but withwhat?"
-->what?"\\
'''Geoff''': "With a gun."
-->"\\
'''Ray''': "Thanks man."
-->
'''Geoff''': "Uh, that was me killing you.
-->
'''Ray''': "Yeah, thanks, but with
-->
'''Geoff''': "With a gun.
-->
'''Ray''': "Thanks man."
Changed line(s) 1772,1774 (click to see context) from:
--->'''Customer:''' I need a tire for a 2010 Honda Accord.
--->'''Me:''' What do you have on there now?
---> '''Customer:''' A flat tire.
--->'''Me:''' What do you have on there now?
---> '''Customer:''' A flat tire.
to:
--->'''Customer:''' I need a tire for a 2010 Honda Accord.
--->'''Me:'''Accord.\\
'''Me:''' What do you have on therenow?
--->now?\\
'''Customer:''' A flat tire.
--->'''Me:'''
'''Me:''' What do you have on there
--->
'''Customer:''' A flat tire.
Changed line(s) 1778,1779 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Q''': Are there any "dead" celebrities that you think are actually still alive?
-->'''A''': Yes.
-->'''A''': Yes.
to:
-->'''Q''': Are there any "dead" celebrities that you think are actually still alive?
-->'''A''':alive?\\
'''A''': Yes.
-->'''A''':
'''A''': Yes.
Changed line(s) 1797,1803 (click to see context) from:
--->Emperor: [[AC:You carry knowledge about the history of your sons, the [[spoiler:Imperial Fists]], yes?]]
--->[[spoiler:Dorn]]: Yes.
--->Emperor: [[AC:Can you bring unto me this knowledge?]]
--->[[spoiler:Dorn]]: Yes.
--->Emperor: [[AC:...Can you do it now?]]
--->[[spoiler:Dorn]]: Yes.
--->Emperor: [[AC:...Fucking do it then.]]
--->[[spoiler:Dorn]]: Yes.
--->Emperor: [[AC:Can you bring unto me this knowledge?]]
--->[[spoiler:Dorn]]: Yes.
--->Emperor: [[AC:...Can you do it now?]]
--->[[spoiler:Dorn]]: Yes.
--->Emperor: [[AC:...Fucking do it then.]]
to:
--->Emperor: [[AC:You carry knowledge about the history of your sons, the [[spoiler:Imperial Fists]], yes?]]
--->[[spoiler:Dorn]]: Yes.
--->Emperor:yes?]]\\
[[spoiler:Dorn]]: Yes.\\
Emperor: [[AC:Can you bring unto me thisknowledge?]]
--->[[spoiler:Dorn]]: Yes.
--->Emperor:knowledge?]]\\
[[spoiler:Dorn]]: Yes.\\
Emperor: [[AC:...Can you do itnow?]]
--->[[spoiler:Dorn]]: Yes.
--->Emperor:now?]]\\
[[spoiler:Dorn]]: Yes.\\
Emperor: [[AC:...Fucking do it then.]]
--->[[spoiler:Dorn]]: Yes.
--->Emperor:
[[spoiler:Dorn]]: Yes.\\
Emperor: [[AC:Can you bring unto me this
--->[[spoiler:Dorn]]: Yes.
--->Emperor:
[[spoiler:Dorn]]: Yes.\\
Emperor: [[AC:...Can you do it
--->[[spoiler:Dorn]]: Yes.
--->Emperor:
[[spoiler:Dorn]]: Yes.\\
Emperor: [[AC:...Fucking do it then.]]
Changed line(s) 1805,1809 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Shay:''' I heard that you're going around calling me a ''fucking liar!''
-->'''Mackenzie:''' Where did you hear that?
-->'''Shay:''' Uh, I don't know, like... thirty-five seconds ago?
-->'''Mackenzie:''' I said "where", not "when", you idiot!
-->'''Shay:''' Shut up! You know I'm partially deaf in my right ear after Matthew Derringer hit me in the head with that fucking hacky sack in the third grade!
-->'''Mackenzie:''' Where did you hear that?
-->'''Shay:''' Uh, I don't know, like... thirty-five seconds ago?
-->'''Mackenzie:''' I said "where", not "when", you idiot!
-->'''Shay:''' Shut up! You know I'm partially deaf in my right ear after Matthew Derringer hit me in the head with that fucking hacky sack in the third grade!
to:
-->'''Shay:''' I heard that you're going around calling me a ''fucking liar!''
-->'''Mackenzie:'''liar!''\\
'''Mackenzie:''' Where did you hearthat?
-->'''Shay:'''that?\\
'''Shay:''' Uh, I don't know, like... thirty-five secondsago?
-->'''Mackenzie:'''ago?\\
'''Mackenzie:''' I said "where", not "when", youidiot!
-->'''Shay:'''idiot!\\
'''Shay:''' Shut up! You know I'm partially deaf in my right ear after Matthew Derringer hit me in the head with that fucking hacky sack in the third grade!
-->'''Mackenzie:'''
'''Mackenzie:''' Where did you hear
-->'''Shay:'''
'''Shay:''' Uh, I don't know, like... thirty-five seconds
-->'''Mackenzie:'''
'''Mackenzie:''' I said "where", not "when", you
-->'''Shay:'''
'''Shay:''' Shut up! You know I'm partially deaf in my right ear after Matthew Derringer hit me in the head with that fucking hacky sack in the third grade!
Changed line(s) 1811,1813 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Danny:''' So do you want pizza or sushi for dinner?
-->'''Avi:''' YES!
-->'''Danny:''' Okay. Piz-sushi it is.
-->'''Avi:''' YES!
-->'''Danny:''' Okay. Piz-sushi it is.
to:
-->'''Danny:''' So do you want pizza or sushi for dinner?
-->'''Avi:''' YES!
-->'''Danny:'''dinner?\\
'''Avi:''' YES!\\
'''Danny:''' Okay. Piz-sushi it is.
-->'''Avi:''' YES!
-->'''Danny:'''
'''Avi:''' YES!\\
'''Danny:''' Okay. Piz-sushi it is.
Changed line(s) 1820,1822 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Angel Dust''': Alright, I'll try. Just don't get your taco in a twist, baby.
-->'''Vaggie''': Was that you trying to be racist or sexist?
-->'''Angel Dust''': Whatever pisses you off more.
-->'''Vaggie''': Was that you trying to be racist or sexist?
-->'''Angel Dust''': Whatever pisses you off more.
to:
-->'''Angel Dust''': Alright, I'll try. Just don't get your taco in a twist, baby.
-->'''Vaggie''':baby.\\
'''Vaggie''': Was that you trying to be racist orsexist?
-->'''Angelsexist?\\
'''Angel Dust''': Whatever pisses you off more.
-->'''Vaggie''':
'''Vaggie''': Was that you trying to be racist or
-->'''Angel
'''Angel Dust''': Whatever pisses you off more.
Changed line(s) 1825,1827 (click to see context) from:
---> '''Ryan:''' We can't just let Karl Ziktor destroy our old neighborhood, you guys!
---> '''Kaitlyn:''' I know! I mean, what gives him the right to do this anyway?!
---> '''[=JonTron=]''' Land ownership? Deed? There's gotta be some paperwork in there somewhere.
---> '''Kaitlyn:''' I know! I mean, what gives him the right to do this anyway?!
---> '''[=JonTron=]''' Land ownership? Deed? There's gotta be some paperwork in there somewhere.
to:
---> '''Ryan:''' We can't just let Karl Ziktor destroy our old neighborhood, you guys!
--->guys!\\
'''Kaitlyn:''' I know! I mean, what gives him the right to do thisanyway?!
--->anyway?! \\
'''[=JonTron=]''' Land ownership? Deed? There's gotta be some paperwork in there somewhere.
--->
'''Kaitlyn:''' I know! I mean, what gives him the right to do this
--->
'''[=JonTron=]''' Land ownership? Deed? There's gotta be some paperwork in there somewhere.
Changed line(s) 1829,1830 (click to see context) from:
---> '''Friedkin:''' He would allow me to film Christina's ninth exorcism on May 1st. But, with no crew, no lights, and only a small video camera, alone. I didn't know what to expect.
---> '''Jon:''' Probably an exorcism. ({{Beat}}) But I'm just fucking riffing, though.
---> '''Jon:''' Probably an exorcism. ({{Beat}}) But I'm just fucking riffing, though.
to:
---> '''Friedkin:''' He would allow me to film Christina's ninth exorcism on May 1st. But, with no crew, no lights, and only a small video camera, alone. I didn't know what to expect.
--->expect.\\
'''Jon:''' Probably an exorcism. ({{Beat}}) But I'm just fucking riffing, though.
--->
'''Jon:''' Probably an exorcism. ({{Beat}}) But I'm just fucking riffing, though.
Changed line(s) 1833,1839 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Producer:''' Are you excited for the next round?
-->'''Haaland:''' Yes.
-->'''Producer:''' What are you most excited about?
-->'''Haaland:''' The next round.
-->'''Producer:''' Can you just do one full sentence, please?
-->'''Haaland:''' I'm excited for the next.
-->'''Producer:''' You know what? F''[[[SoundEffectBleep bleep]]]''k it. Thank you.
-->'''Haaland:''' Yes.
-->'''Producer:''' What are you most excited about?
-->'''Haaland:''' The next round.
-->'''Producer:''' Can you just do one full sentence, please?
-->'''Haaland:''' I'm excited for the next.
-->'''Producer:''' You know what? F''[[[SoundEffectBleep bleep]]]''k it. Thank you.
to:
-->'''Producer:''' Are you excited for the next round?
-->'''Haaland:''' Yes.
-->'''Producer:'''round?\\
'''Haaland:''' Yes.\\
'''Producer:''' What are you most excitedabout?
-->'''Haaland:'''about?\\
'''Haaland:''' The nextround.
-->'''Producer:'''round.\\
'''Producer:''' Can you just do one full sentence,please?
-->'''Haaland:'''please?\\
'''Haaland:''' I'm excited for thenext.
-->'''Producer:'''next. \\
'''Producer:''' You know what? F''[[[SoundEffectBleep bleep]]]''k it. Thank you.
-->'''Haaland:''' Yes.
-->'''Producer:'''
'''Haaland:''' Yes.\\
'''Producer:''' What are you most excited
-->'''Haaland:'''
'''Haaland:''' The next
-->'''Producer:'''
'''Producer:''' Can you just do one full sentence,
-->'''Haaland:'''
'''Haaland:''' I'm excited for the
-->'''Producer:'''
'''Producer:''' You know what? F''[[[SoundEffectBleep bleep]]]''k it. Thank you.
Changed line(s) 1960,1962 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Disappropriation''': ''n''. The act of disappropriating.
-->'''Bohemian''': ''adj''. Of or relating to Bohemia.
-->'''Bohemian''': ''adj''. Of or relating to Bohemia.
to:
-->'''Disappropriation''': ''n''. The act of disappropriating.
-->'''Bohemian''':disappropriating.\\
'''Bohemian''': ''adj''. Of or relating to Bohemia.
-->'''Bohemian''':
'''Bohemian''': ''adj''. Of or relating to Bohemia.
Changed line(s) 1965,1966 (click to see context) from:
--> '''Spider-Man''': So your name is Logan. Is that your first or last name?
--> '''ComicBook/{{Wolverine}}''': Yup.
--> '''ComicBook/{{Wolverine}}''': Yup.
to:
--> '''Spider-Man''': So your name is Logan. Is that your first or last name?
-->name?\\
'''ComicBook/{{Wolverine}}''': Yup.
-->
'''ComicBook/{{Wolverine}}''': Yup.
Changed line(s) 1970,1976 (click to see context) from:
--> '''Paris:''' Dad, found [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helen_of_Troy this woman]]!
--> '''Priam:''' Whoa, where's she from?
--> '''Paris:''' She's from Sparta!
--> '''Priam:''' ...Agh, you twit. Nip upstairs, see if there are any ships on the horizon.
--> '''Paris:''' Right. [''he does''] Uhh... Ships. Yeah, yeah, there's ships.
--> '''Priam:''' Well, how many?
--> '''Paris:''' *thinking noises* ...{{all of them}}.
--> '''Priam:''' Whoa, where's she from?
--> '''Paris:''' She's from Sparta!
--> '''Priam:''' ...Agh, you twit. Nip upstairs, see if there are any ships on the horizon.
--> '''Paris:''' Right. [''he does''] Uhh... Ships. Yeah, yeah, there's ships.
--> '''Priam:''' Well, how many?
--> '''Paris:''' *thinking noises* ...{{all of them}}.
to:
--> '''Paris:''' Dad, found [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helen_of_Troy this woman]]!
-->woman]]!\\
'''Priam:''' Whoa, where's shefrom?
-->from?\\
'''Paris:''' She's fromSparta!
-->Sparta!\\
'''Priam:''' ...Agh, you twit. Nip upstairs, see if there are any ships on thehorizon.
-->horizon.\\
'''Paris:''' Right. [''he does''] Uhh... Ships. Yeah, yeah, there'sships.
-->ships.\\
'''Priam:''' Well, howmany?
-->many?\\
'''Paris:''' *thinking noises* ...{{all of them}}.
-->
'''Priam:''' Whoa, where's she
-->
'''Paris:''' She's from
-->
'''Priam:''' ...Agh, you twit. Nip upstairs, see if there are any ships on the
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'''Paris:''' Right. [''he does''] Uhh... Ships. Yeah, yeah, there's
-->
'''Priam:''' Well, how
-->
'''Paris:''' *thinking noises* ...{{all of them}}.
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-->'''Caller:''' (''overjoyed'') Where are you!?
-->'''Tech support assistant:''' (''heavy Indian accent'') I am on the phone with you.
-->'''Tech support assistant:''' (''heavy Indian accent'') I am on the phone with you.
to:
-->'''Caller:''' (''overjoyed'') Where are you!?
-->'''Techyou!?\\
'''Tech support assistant:''' (''heavy Indian accent'') I am on the phone with you.
-->'''Tech
'''Tech support assistant:''' (''heavy Indian accent'') I am on the phone with you.
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-->'''Interviewer''': Do you like your men short, tall, fat, or thin?
-->'''Mae West''': [[ReallyGetsAround Yes]].
-->'''Mae West''': [[ReallyGetsAround Yes]].
to:
-->'''Interviewer''': Do you like your men short, tall, fat, or thin?
-->'''Maethin?\\
'''Mae West''': [[ReallyGetsAround Yes]].
-->'''Mae
'''Mae West''': [[ReallyGetsAround Yes]].
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--> "Where's the men's room?"
--> "Right next to the women's room."
--> "Right next to the women's room."
to:
--> "Where's the men's room?"
-->room?"\\
"Right next to the women's room."
-->
"Right next to the women's room."
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--> '''Small Child''': Mommy, where did I come from?
--> '''Mom''': I already told you, dear. From Kansas City.
--> '''Older Child''': Mom, if a man and a woman want to have a baby, what do they need to do?
--> '''Mom''': Well, first they need to go out and buy a crib, a high chair, maybe a rattle, etc.
--> '''Mom''': I already told you, dear. From Kansas City.
--> '''Older Child''': Mom, if a man and a woman want to have a baby, what do they need to do?
--> '''Mom''': Well, first they need to go out and buy a crib, a high chair, maybe a rattle, etc.
to:
--> '''Small Child''': Mommy, where did I come from?
-->from?\\
'''Mom''': I already told you, dear. From KansasCity.
-->City.\\
'''Older Child''': Mom, if a man and a woman want to have a baby, what do they need todo?
-->do?\\
'''Mom''': Well, first they need to go out and buy a crib, a high chair, maybe a rattle, etc.
-->
'''Mom''': I already told you, dear. From Kansas
-->
'''Older Child''': Mom, if a man and a woman want to have a baby, what do they need to
-->
'''Mom''': Well, first they need to go out and buy a crib, a high chair, maybe a rattle, etc.
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-->'''Sales Associate:''' Can I help you?
-->'''Customer:''' (grinning) Only if you have any free money.
-->'''Sales Associate:''' ''[[[NeverHeardThatOneBefore strained smile]]]''
-->'''Customer:''' (grinning) Only if you have any free money.
-->'''Sales Associate:''' ''[[[NeverHeardThatOneBefore strained smile]]]''
to:
-->'''Sales Associate:''' Can I help you?
-->'''Customer:'''you?\\
'''Customer:''' (grinning) Only if you have any freemoney.
-->'''Salesmoney.\\
'''Sales Associate:''' ''[[[NeverHeardThatOneBefore strained smile]]]''
-->'''Customer:'''
'''Customer:''' (grinning) Only if you have any free
-->'''Sales
'''Sales Associate:''' ''[[[NeverHeardThatOneBefore strained smile]]]''
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* A man goes into an Irish bar and asks "What's the fastest way to Dublin?" "Are you walking or driving?" the bartender asks. "Driving," the man replies. The bartender nods. "That's the fastest way."
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* A widely-circulated rumor of the time said that Queen Victoria sent a letter to Oxford mathematician [[Creator/LewisCarroll Charles Dodgson]] praising "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland". She asked him to send him his next book. So he sent her "Elementary Treatise on Determinants". Dodgson later denied the rumor.
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-->'''Elan:''' The tragic loss to the field of ass comedy diminishes us all.
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* This tactic is occasionally used by contestants on ''Series/WouldILieToYou'' when they're trying to stall for time.
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* This tactic is occasionally used by contestants on ''Series/WouldILieToYou'' when they're trying to stall for time. Creator/LeeMack is notable for using this even when he's telling the truth:
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'''David''': What was the occasion? And do not define the occasion or the geographical space in relation to Anthea Turner. What else ''was'' it?
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'''David''': What was the occasion? And do not ''not'' define the occasion or the geographical space in relation to Anthea Turner. Turner! What else ''was'' ''else'' was it?
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* ''Literature/TheVazulaChronicles'': Dragons are very literal-minded and often give these. In ''A Kingdom Threatened'', Heath jokes that the dragon Rekavidur sounds like he's planning to murder him, and Reka replies, "Impossible. Even if I were to kill you, it would not be a murder. There is no consequence among my kind for dragons killing humans. Only for showing aggression toward one another."
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'''[[spoiler:Lobsang/Jeremy]]:''' Yes.\\
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'''[[spoiler:Lobsang/Jeremy]]:''' Much closer. Yes.
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* ''Film/{{Godmothered}}'': When Mackenzie asks "Who eats that much seafood?" Eleanor says "Sharks!" (The question was rhetorical.)
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* ''Series/BarneyMiller'': Wojo is questioning a prostitute he has just arrested:
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* ''Series/BarneyMiller'': ''Series/BarneyMiller'':
** Wojo is questioning a prostitute he has just arrested:
** Wojo is questioning a prostitute he has just arrested:
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** In an episode centered around the 1976 Presidential election, Wojo is inordinately interested in whom Barney's going to vote for. When he asks, Barney replies with "All of them, but of course only one for each office." When Wojo asks "well, what about for President", Barney snarks "Yes, I'll be voting for one of those also."