History Main / ICallHimMisterHappy

* In ''Manga/RentAGirlfriend'', Kazuya calls his penis "Little Kazuya Junior," often when he's about to get an erection (which he describes as Little Kazuya Junior "[[UnusualEuphemism growing up]].")

* Scottish comic Daniel Sloss refers to his as (what else?) [[https://youtu.be/WWTv4ZQdg8g?t=404 "The Slossage"]].

* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7049068/11/Beginning-to-Question Beginning to Question]]'', "Little Harry" is rechristened "Harry Jr." by Hermione and her co-wives. Also, Hermione's mother mentions that one of Hermione's father's fellow servicemen called his "Hot Rod" because he drove it fast and wild.

* From the ''Equestria Girls'' fan fic ''[[http://www.mythrilmoth.net/cracks.html Cracks]]'', we get this bit of dialogue when the girls learn that convicted serial anal rapist Ben Dover has escaped prison.

* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11669575/37/For-Love-of-Magic For Love of Magic]]'', Harry's penis is given a nickname by Luna Lovegood: "Pokey the Impregnator."

* In the ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'' ParodyFic ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/12673773 Software Error]]'', Chakotay refers to his alternately as the Hyperspanner of Heaven, Great Totem Pole of the Equator, and Angry Warrior of Love (The Terror of Cardassia).

* ''Theatre/AVeryPotterSequel'' gives us Big D ([[spoiler: Dumbledore]]) and Little D ([[spoiler: Draco]])

* ''Webcomic/HijinksEnsue'': Josh just doesn't have [[http://hijinksensue.com/?p=2247 one name]]. He has [[IHaveManyNames many names]] for his junk.

* ''Webcomic/PennyArcade'': Gabe's [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/3/14/ penis]] [[IHaveManyNames has many names]].

* ''Webcomic/SkinHorse'': Tip's tackle is called [[http://skin-horse.com/comic/todays-comic-304/ The Light of Culture and Reason]]. It was named by a girl with an imperialism thing, apparently.

* [[Website/NotAlwaysRight Not Always Related]] has a [[https://notalwaysright.com/needs-imp-plants/48624/ female example]].

** From [[http://whateleyacademy.net/index.php/original-timeline/124 Silver Linings 2 (Parts 2-9)]], when Stacey's trying to hide that she's partway through a GenderBender and checking her visibility status:

** From [[http://whateleyacademy.net/index.php/stories/319-i-looked-into-the-abyss-and-it-winked-parts-3-6 I looked into the Abyss, and it Winked (Parts 3 - 6)]], after Josh had a GenderBender and returned to reality after being ripped out it:

-->'''Man in crowd:''' [[DontExplainTheJoke Thank God I thought he meant penis!]]

* ''LightNovel/{{Konosuba}}'': Megumin nicknames Kazuma's penis "Excalibur".

* In the ''Series/ComedyCentralRoastOfPamelaAnderson'', she finished her section and the show by thanking her best and more helpful friends she had on her career: [[GagBoobs Poncho and Lefty]].

* Storm from ''Fanfic/TotalDramaLegacy'' [[InsistentTerminology insistently]] refers to [[GagBoobs her breasts]] as her "[[VerbalTic sha-]]boobies".

* Larry Underwood called his "Mr.Sparky" in his internal thoughts in one chapter of ''Literature/TheStand''.

See MeetMyGoodFriendsLeftyAndRighty for those who name the non-intimate parts of their body. Also see UnusualEuphemism. Compare and contrast TheBodyPartsThatShallNotBeNamed, when people avoid the proper words for the bathing suit parts. ICallItVera is when someone gives a personal name to the ''other'' [[PhallicWeapon kind of weapon]].

See MeetMyGoodFriendsLeftyAndRighty for those who name the non-intimate parts of their body. Also see UnusualEuphemism. ICallItVera is when someone gives a personal name to the ''other'' [[PhallicWeapon kind of weapon]].

* In ''Manga/ToLoveRu'', the girls often call Rito a "beast" for being an AccidentalPornomancer, but Yami once used it as a DoubleEntendre for his penis when she he ended up naked and unconscious in front of her.

* In ''Manga/ToLoveRu'', the girls commonly describe Rito's penis as a "beast".

* Creator/TeamStarkid gives us Miss Cooter, Dick, Weenie, Big , Flopsy and [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin The Old Snatch]] from ''Theatre/MeAndMyDick''.

** And, from ''Theatre/AVeryPotterSequel'', "Who's Big D?" ''enter Dumbledore'' "In case you were wondering, the D stands for my wiener."

* [[Website/NotAlwaysRight Not Always Related]] has a [[http://notalwaysrelated.com/needs-imp-plants/21098 female example]].

Has nothing to do with [[Literature/MrMen the character literally]] [[WesternAnimation/TheMrMenShow named "Mr. Happy"]].

* ''Series/HowIMetYourMother''

* In the ''[[InGameNovel 36 Lessons of Vivec]]'', from ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsIIIMorrowind'', [[PhysicalGod Tribunal deity]] Vivec refers to his penis as a spear named MUATRA. He uses it to kill his own monster children (conceived after having sex with the [[OurGodsAreDifferent Daedric Prince]] of [[GodOfEvil Rape and Domination]], Molag Bal) and to have sex with fellow PhysicalGod Almalexia.

* The female version occurs in ''Film/VarsityBlood''. [[TheCheerleader Head cheerleader]] Tina has nicknamed her breasts 'Brad' and 'Brother', and talks to them; telling them they are going make her rich some day.

* In ''Film/{{Bluebeard}}'' (1972, starring Richard Burton), Erika (Nathalie Delon) introduces her breasts as Jasmine and Cyclamen.

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* ''FanFic/RemnantsReclaimer'': Yang named her breasts [[GratuitousGerman "Ein" ("One", her right) and "Zwei" ("Two", her left)]]. When questioned about this, she says she named their dog Zwei after her boob and not the other way around. Yang then asks Future!Ruby if she named her "baps," even as a joke, but Future!Ruby denies having done so.

* Storm from ''FanFic/TotalDramaLegacy'' [[InsistentTerminology insistently]] refers to [[GagBoobs her breasts]] as her "[[VerbalTic sha-]]boobies".

* In the ''LiveActionTV/ComedyCentralRoastOfPamelaAnderson'', she finished her section and the show by thanking her best and more helpful friends she had on her career: [[GagBoobs Poncho and Lefty]].

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* ''Webcomic/{{Building 12}}'': Right after Shane convinces a bunch of aliens that the squishy things on one of the "boys"' chests were bags of ''nitroglycerin'', thereby getting the aliens to release them for fear of being suicide-bombed), Alex (the girl in question) says, "Hey, give a little credit to Thelma and Louise here!" as the others are congratulating Shane.

* When appearing on ''Series/TheLateShowWithStephenColbert'', Creator/SarahSilverman said that she made a joke on Twitter about his boyfriend naming his penis "The Great Christine Baranski", only for the media to think that she was serious, and that her real boyfriend, Creator/MichaelSheen, actually calls his penis that.

'''Steve:''' Naw man, that ain't his name. I call "im Lil" Steve Ray Vaughn!

** Boomstick decided to name his penis ''[[AwesomeMcCoolName Righteous Indignation]]'', after [[Comicbook/BuckyOHareAndTheToadWars Bucky O'Hare's spaceship]].

* Subverted in ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'',

* Subverted in ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', when Springfield Elementary becomes sex-segregated, Bart proclaims happily that he can now walk around with "Bart Junior" hanging out...and then whips out Bart Junior, who turns out to be a frog. A frog who immediately croaks, in subtitles: "[[DontExplainTheJoke I thought he was talking about his penis]]".
** Selma refers to her breasts as her "boys".

** The female equivalent appears in a different episode, where a drunk girl offers everyone to name her breasts. Barney's suggestion is "Hannity and Colmes".

* When appearing on ''Series/TheLateShowWithStephenColbert'', Creator/SarahSilverman said that she made a joke on Twitter about his boyfriend naming his penis "The Great Christine Baranski", only for the media to think that she was serious, and her real boyfriend, Creator/MichaelSheen actually calls his penis that.

* On ''Series/PartyOfFive'' Julia (Neve Campbell) overhears that Sarah (Jennifer Love Hewitt) named her breast. Later Julia tells Sarah that she has spilled ice cream on Thelma, "or is that one Louise?"
* Mark from ''Series/PeepShow'' calls his member "Captain Corrigan". ("Captain Corrigan is standing to attention.")

** J.D. is scared of somebody else doing this to his, after an ex called his "Little Buddy", although he and others have referred to it as on occasion as "Little J.D." He already has a name for it, "Mr. Peeps", complete with British accent.