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* Similar to ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBros'', we have [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny"]], which has unrelated characters such as Franchise/{{Godzilla}}, Franchise/IndianaJones, the Franchise/CareBears, [[Series/MisterRogersNeighborhood Mister Rogers]], and everyone else in between, all battling each other to the death in [[TokyoIsTheCenterOfTheUniverse Tokyo]] for no apparent reason.

* Looking for a weird ''Anime/{{Pokemon}}'' fanfic? Look no further than [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3582765/1/Pokemon# this absolutely INSANE one-shot right here]]. It involves ''many'' {{Non Sequitur}}s (Yay! Kill all water bottles!), James getting squished by a "giant [[Franchise/SuperMariobros Mario]] thing", Brock eating chicken noodle soup, and a guy named Bob. [[spoiler: It ends with [[WesternAnimation/TheMrMenShow Little Miss Sunshine]] being eaten by a random guy]].

** ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3689325/1/The-Original-Naked-Quidditch-Match The Original Naked Quidditch Match]]'' is ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin. The Gryffindor quidditch team must play in the altogether. [[ScrapbookStory Told (almost) entirely in emails.]]

* ''WebAnimation/BartTheGeneral'', a nonsensical quartet of ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' videos where Toadfish from ''Neighbors'' crosses over and Marge cheats on Homer with him. The first episode is straightforeward, if having DerangedAnimation, but subsequent episodes show more of the city (renamed from Springfield to Duckberg), and showcase that it's nothing like ''Simpsons'' at all. The third episode is complete and utter MindScrew that hops from one subject to another and seems to have characters getting in and out of situations with no explanation given.

* ''FanFic/BringMeAllYourElderly''. After watching their [[Film/TheLastAirbender live action adaptation]], [[AdaptationDecay and finding it wanting]], [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender the Gaang]] decide to enter the movie-verse and fix it by giving their live action counterparts CharacterDevelopment. It eventually ends with Zuko reading the entire story on [[OnlySaneMan Mai's]] iPad, Aang getting drunk on cactus juice, Movie!Katara and Movie!Zuko having a make-out session, half the cast getting a diseases that causes them [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment to speak in long, redundant sentences that are needlessly long]] and [[spoiler: movie!Aang fighting Creator/MNightShyamalan to prevent him from making the sequel]].
* ''[[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/240434/3-4-hitler 3/4 of Hitler,]]'' wherein three quarters of Adolf Hitler gets reincarnated in Ponyville and immediately gets his shit ruined by the Mane 6.

* ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/6016534 Furassment]]'': [[WesternAnimation/MiraculousLadybug Adrien]] becomes mastermind of the cat mafia. If you just thought, "But there isn't a cat mafia in canon", you would be entirely correct.

** In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13424309/1/The-Simpsons-Seymour-Snaps Seymour Snaps,]]'' Principal Skinner has a bad day... which leads to him slugging Bart in the eye. The Simpsons and many others show up at his house to complain about the violence, so he beats them and Agnes up. They go to a hotel, where Skinner's sister Sally lives, to see if she can bring him back to normal. Maggie, who can inexplicably speak now, has an idea of making Skinner suck on a pacifier and everyone ''goes a long with it''. Then, more insanity ensues, especially when a stalker shows up.

** In the former, you can have situations such as [[Franchise/ToyStory Buzz Lightyear]], Captain America, and [[WesternAnimation/InsideOut the embodiment of sadness]] riding motorcycles and the Magic Carpet from ''WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}}'' through Tatooine after [[Film/StarWars Kylo Ren]], who is escaping on [[WesternAnimation/{{Tarzan}} Tantor the elephant]].

* In [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4005976/1/Land_Before_Time_Voyage_through_time this fanfic]], the cast of ''WesternAnimation/TheLandBeforeTime'' encounter ''[[RedsWithRockets Soviet naval spetsnaz]]''. Surprisingly, it occasionally verges on SugarWiki/{{WAFF}}.

* ''Fanfic/TinglesRavengTheTingling'' is a ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda'' fanfic in which Tingle is a ridiculously powerful cannibal, Link is an unhinged sociopath, and Navi is the OnlySaneMan. The story is made stranger by its nonsensical plot, terrible spelling and grammar, random crossovers, and appearances from other fanfic characters like [[Fanfic/MyImmortal Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way]].

* [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5682095/1/Disney-Sing-A-Long-Twilight This fic]], which retells ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' through Disney songs.

* ''FanFic/{{Twila the Girl Who Waz in Luv With a Vampyre}}'' and ''[[FanFic/ForbidenFruitTheTempationOfEdwardCullen Forbiden Fruit: The Tempation of Edward Cullen]]'' are ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' {{Troll Fic}}s in the style of ''FanFic/MyImmortal''.

* ''Dengeki Gakuen RPG: Cross of Venus'' is another crossover game that could have been designed only by people who were high at the time. The premise is that an evil organization is causing CanonDefilement. And if the fact that ''LightNovel/BludgeoningAngelDokurochan'' meets ''Literature/KinosJourney'' in the game didn't tip you off already, it just goes downhill afterwards, with such absurdities as a creepy-looking villainous clone of [[Literature/{{Toradora}} Minori Kushieda]], and {{time travel}}ling in ''Literature/HarukaNogizakasSecret'' courtesy of RealityWarper [[Literature/ACertainMagicalIndex Aureolus Izzard]].

* ''LightNovel/NyarukoCrawlingWithLove'' is the Franchise/CthulhuMythos on multiple mind-altering substances.

* ''Dengeki Gakuen RPG: Cross of Venus'' is another crossover game that could have been designed only by people who were high at the time. The premise is that an evil organization is causing CanonDefilement. And if the fact that ''LightNovel/BludgeoningAngelDokurochan'' meets ''LightNovel/KinosJourney'' in the game didn't tip you off already, it just goes downhill afterwards, with such absurdities as a creepy-looking villainous clone of [[LightNovel/{{Toradora}} Minori Kushieda]], and {{time travel}}ling in ''LightNovel/HarukaNogizakasSecret'' courtesy of RealityWarper [[LightNovel/ACertainMagicalIndex Aureolus Izzard]].

* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/4785020/Mr-Law Mr Law]] writes crack fics in various forms, from depressingly realistic ''LightNovel/TheFamiliarOfZero'' shorts to overly ridiculous ''Franchise/{{Castlevania}}'' stories. His latest series, [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10223400/1/To-Love-DEATH To-Love-Death]] imagines the cast of the sci-fi romantic comedy ''Anime/ToLoveRu'' facing off a zombie invasion. Note its sequel [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11591414/1/To-Love-CARNAGE To-Love-Carnage]] takes the crack to high levels.

** ''[[https://www.deviantart.com/whiskersdadeviantkat/art/Luffy-Selects-the-Bees-905670607 Luffy Selects the Bees]]'' starts out as one, [[spoiler:but becomes [[SurpriseCreepy much worse]].]]

* In general, any WebAnimation/YoutubePoop that has an actual plot.

* ''Webcomic/{{Iji}}'' is this to [[VideoGame/{{Iji}} the video game of the same name]]. Various crossover madness and silly things happening here and there, ''Gurren Lagann''-grade {{Hot Blooded}}ness, mad science... and we're still waiting for the kitchen sink.

* ''FanFic/SnicNdTheOsrailianResrant''. VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog and Sonic the Restaurant are somehow the same thing in this fic, and the first chapter deals with Sonic teaming up with Burger King to take down [=McDonald's=].

* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10890096/1/Ned-Flanders-in-Madagascar Ned Flanders in Madagascar]]'' is a crossover between ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' and ''WesternAnimation/{{Madagascar}}'', in which Ned Flanders meets Alex the lion and [[SlashFic they end up]] [[CrossoverShip in a]] [[InterspeciesRomance relationship]] while Marty dies but [[RonTheDeathEater Alex doesn't care]], then it turns out to have been a drug trip experienced by Marty.

* [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10298039/1/Mad-Hotness-Dog Mad Hotness Dog]] features Elsa of Frozen having sex with Napoleon I of France, before their lovemaking is rudely interrupted by Otto Von Bismarck, King Jadwiga of Poland, and King Louis XIV of France.
* Several fan videos of ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles'' made with toys.

* ''SONIC HIGH SCHOOL'' is a HighSchoolAU Crack [=Fic=]/TrollFic with ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog'' characters. It includes truckloads of AnatomicallyImpossibleSex, questionable grammar, [[TalksLikeASimile really weird and frequent similes,]] and an extremely outrageous story.

* Possibly the most famous ''Death Note'' crackfic is ''Fanfic/LightAndDarkTheAdventuresOfDarkYagami''.

* ''FanFic/HornyLilDevils'' turns the entire cast of ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible'' into SuccubiAndIncubi. Notable for keeping the characters recognizable while totally ignoring everything in canon (chapter five is titled: "Punching Canon in the Throat). It's utterly hysterical from start to finish. Too bad it seems to be a DeadFic, though.

* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3315463/1/Berserker_Hell Beserker Hell]]'' is ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'' meets ''Franchise/WinnieThePooh''. There's also ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3858962/1/Teletubbies_Imperial_Purge Teletubbies: Imperial Purge.]]'' [[VideoGame/DawnOfWar The Blood Ravens]] [[SugarApocalypse purge the]] [[spoiler:Khornate]] Series/{{Teletubbies}}.
* The ''[[Roleplay/InsaneCafeSeries Insane Cafe]]'' RP tetralogy definitely fits. What else can you call a series where [[Series/KamenRiderKiva Wataru]], [[Roleplay/DarwinsSoldiers Dr. Zanasiu]], WesternAnimation/ScoobyDoo, [[Franchise/{{Digimon}} Guilemon]], [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Eevee]], [[WesternAnimation/LiloAndStitch Nani]], [[VideoGame/SpyroTheDragon Spyro and Cynder]] meet and band together to fight a global threat with their base of operations being either a cafe, a small coastal town or a starship?

[[caption-width-right:250:[-[[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler Hitler]] continued laughing, then finally said '[[Manga/DragonBall Goku]]! [[Film/StreetFighter You came here expecting to find a madman]], but instead, [[Memes/JojosBizarreAdventure it was me,]] [[AGodAmI a GOD!]]' Hitler had become a super saiyan.-] ]]

* ''WesternAnimation/TheCritic'' had a ShowWithinAShow version, where Sherman reviews the new Creator/ClintEastwood movie, ''Beverly Hills Robo Canine Cop and a Half 2''. In the clip shown, Eastwood (as his ''Film/DirtyHarry'' character) gets a new partner who promptly explodes. He then gets five more, a lady cop, a cute little kid, an ugly old dog, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext (the last of which explodes)]]. In the next clip, the unlikely group meets another cop with a worse group: a pig, an alien, a pair of Siamese twins, a sofa, and a second-rate mime. [[RunningGag (Who explodes.)]] Like most of the films Sherman reviews, this one looks pretty bad.

* The ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/series/2054913 Antfrost's L'Manberg Rules Board]]'' series, a bunch of ''LetsPlay/DreamSMP'' fics in which Antfrost tries to enact ''some'' semblance of order on the server. Highlights include the Gogy Fanclub, Niki and Sam fighting over the custody of the former's pet creeper, Skeppy dabbling in dark magic, Sapnap going through an oviposition phase, Eret getting superpowers (and promptly abusing them), Hbomb making an OppositeSexClone of himself with Dream's help, and Ant outright recommending to Connor that he develop a mental illness because "everyone else already has".

** ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4357627/1/Scorpius_Malfoy_and_the_Improbable_Plot Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot]]'' is a ''Harry Potter'' sequel that could be (arguably) called canon/epilogue compliant. Harry takes his children and their friends back to school shopping in Diagon Alley and hijinks ensue among other things, including dimensional travel, goblin kidnapping and Hermione Lectures. ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4509877/1/Broccoli_and_the_Art_of_Subterfuge Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge,]]'' ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5397329/1/The_Desk The Desk,]]'' ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4389875/1/Gossip_Queens Gossip Queens]]'' and ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4366245/1/Fathers_of_the_Year Fathers of the Year]]'' are all one-shots that are related to incidents in the main story, and take place in the same insane parody of canon.

* [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8883249/1/Hear-Me-Hodor Hear Me Hodor]] is A Song Of Ice and Fire/ Game of Thrones crack fic, where Jaime Lannister and Hodor are forced to get married. Hodor is a giant, mute, ugly stupid stable hand who cannot speak, and Jaime is the strongest warrior in the realm. To add insult to injury, Hodor is actually Jaime's brother as well, in this fic. Furthermore, Hodor is absolutely and undyingly in love with Jaime, but the knight does not return his affection. Hodor won't take no for an answer. It includes many yaoi jokes, and his hilarious as hell.

** ''[[http://fluky.gossamer.org/display.php?ScullyIsAHighlander Scully Is a Highlander.]]'' Featuring Mulder bemoaning the fact that since Scully got the cool trenchcoat with hideaway sword, he's been demoted to comic relief.

* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3224332/1/ Counts of Blood]]'' is a crossover between ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'' and ''Franchise/TheMuppets'' with Count von Count visiting his old friend The Master in Sunnydale. Let's just say that the Count is not entirely sane, nor is he kid-friendly. It's wonderful. If ''Series/SesameStreet'' and ''Series/TheMuppetShow'' had never been aired, and the word "frog" swapped with, say, "reporter", it would be just another Buffy fic -- albeit well written.

[[caption-width-right:250:[-[[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler Hitler]] continued laughing, then finally said '[[Manga/DragonBall Goku]]! [[Film/StreetFighter You came here expecting to find a madman]], but instead, [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventure it was me,]] [[AGodAmI a GOD!]]' Hitler had become a super saiyan.-] ]]

* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9503628/1/Two-Trannies-One-Man Two Trannies, One Man]]'' is a somewhat weird crossover between ''WesternAnimation/{{Superjail}}'' and ''VideoGame/FinalFight'' where the Warden recruits [[UsefulNotes/{{Transgender}} Poison]] to fight [[BrawnHilda Alice]] in a mixed-martial arts match and then [[CoitusEnsues you can guess what happens next]].

FanFic [[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs on crack]]. The easiest type of fanfic to write, and yet one of the hardest to write ''[[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs well]]''.

* ''VideoGame/DissidiaFinalFantasy'', because of its nature as a MassiveMultiplayerCrossover for the whole ''Franchise/FinalFantasy'' [[TheMultiverse multiverse]], could count on its own as one of the "official examples" above... [[ButWaitTheresMore but]] the sequel (although plot-wise it's more of a prequel) has a "quest editor" mode, which, as you can guess, can allow the player to, technically, write his own fan-fic and then make it ''playable''. Which, of course, is awesome. [[YourPrincessIsInAnotherCastle Until]] you take SturgeonsLaw into account, since it kicks in as soon as ''one of the first quests (if not '''the''' first) made for the game'' gets uploaded on Youtube, and ''then'' you find out that, in the uploader's own words, it's about [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyG1HYMEuDo Tifa's skirt.]]

Compare CrackPairing, WeirdCrossover, BizarroFiction, TheAbridgedSeries. Often overlaps with AudienceAlienatingPremise and RuleThirtyFour.

* ''Sailor and the Seven Balls''/ ''2: Return of the Ballz''/ ''Star Ballz'': ''Manga/SailorMoon'', ''Anime/DragonBallZ'' and as much cameos as they feel they can, er, stuff in, hard-boiled in Cialis. Has the dubious honour of being sued and winning because it's technically a parody, as well as being a 4Chan shitpost in anime form. It was actually sold on a site called "Amuzon."

* Creator/MarkTwain wrote three sequels to ''Literature/TomSawyer'', not only the classic ''Literature/HuckleberryFinn'', but the far less-regarded "Tom Sawyer Abroad" and "Tom Sawyer Detective". "Tom Sawyer Abroad" sees Tom Sawyer, Huckleberry Finn and Jim trapped abroad an [[MadScientist inventor's]] hot air balloon. The inventor falls overboard while crossing the Atlantic, and soon enough Tom and Huck are traveling over the Sahara desert on their way to Cairo.

* As he relates in a preface to the reprinted version, Creator/RobertLudlum intended for ''The Road to Gandolfo'' to be a serious novel with its plot of a retired general kidnapping the Pope and demanding a ransom of one dollar for every Catholic in the world. But as he worked on it, Ludlum found himself laughing as je realized how ridiculous the whole thing was, so he decided to embrace it and made the book an out-and-out comedy that was a parody of his own works.
* ''Literature/PrideAndPrejudiceAndZombies'', as well as its prequel, sequel, and its spiritual successor ''Literature/SenseAndSensibilityAndSeaMonsters''.

* ''Sailor and the Seven Balls'': ''Manga/SailorMoon'', ''Anime/DragonBallZ'' and as much cameos as they feel they can, er, stuff in, hard-boiled in Cialis. Has the dubious honour of being sued and winning because it's technically a parody, as well as being a 4Chan shitpost in anime form. It was actually sold on a site called "Amuzon."

* ''Sailor and the Seven Balls'': ''Manga/SailorMoon'', ''Anime/DragonBallZ'' and as much cameos as they feel they can, er, stuff in, hard-boiled in Cialis. Has the dubious honour of being sued and winning because it's technically a parody, as well as a 4Chan shitpost in anime form, actually sold on a site called "Amuzon."