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->''"But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda''\\

Some people like big butts. And they cannot lie. Which makes someone's lack of derriere all the more noticeable. This trope comes up when a character is made fun of or insecure about their small butt.

->''"My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun!"''

See ACupAngst and TeenyWeenie for worries about how other parts don't measure up.

* Creator/AishaTyler incorporates jokes relating to this trope into her stand-up routines, including a song with the refrain "itty-bitty booty, no ass at all," and warning the audience as she prepares to turn around not to freak out: yes, she is a black woman; yes, she has no ass; yes, she is aware of this.

Some people like big butts. And they cannot lie. Which makes someone's lack of derriere all the more noticeable. This trope comes up when a character is made fun of or insecure about their small butt. This is most often PlayedForLaughs, though on some occasions it came be PlayedForDrama for characters very sensitive about it, to the point of AppearanceAngst. For black and Latina women, this is a sore spot as they are stereotyped as having the ImpossibleHourglassFigure. Despite this, this trope isn't AlwaysFemale, as men can have angst about their butts being small.

* In the ''LetsPlay/DreamSMP'' roleplay universe, this is most likely invoked by [[PresidentEvil Schlatt]], who effectively demoted Quackity (also his partner and NobleTopEnforcer) to a VicePresidentWho and [[MrFanservice eye candy]] by the time their coalition won the L'Manburg elections, saying he just had to [[HotConsort "sit there and have a fat ass"]]. Then, in an act of DomesticAbuse and arguably sexual harassment, Schlatt proceeded to mock him for allegedly having a "flatty patty", among many, ''many'' other things. It's ultimately PlayedForDrama, as those two words end up becoming one of Quackity's {{Trauma Button}}s and his relationship trauma becomes a major plot point in the seasons afterward.

* ''Your Favorite Martians'' has a song that is presented as a jingle for an ass implant store, promising patrons that they'll "Have double-D's in the front ''and'' the back!"

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* As put by [=YouTuber=] Ruthbell:
-->My booty don't jiggle jiggle\\
It's flat\\
You wanna see it wiggle wiggle\\
Too bad\\
I mean, I may be flat in the front AND in the back\\
But my personality is THICC\\
And my heart is even thicker\\
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* Played for laughs in ''Fanfic/{{Promstuck}}''. Terezi is described as having a butt so bony and sharp that it has injured other people, and it's drawn as a triangle. Dave is nevertheless very attracted to her ass-lack, and Karkat calls him out for being too busy scoping out something non-existent (her butt) to help him.

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--> "Tits and ass have changed my liiiiiiiiife!"

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* ''Series/OneThousandWaysToDie'': One story has a woman hiring a doctor to make her butt bigger to attract more men using silicone injections. Said doctor however, is a complete fraud, and instead of using actual silicone, injects ''bathroom caulk'' into her. She eventually dies because some of the caulk was injected directly into her bloodstream, causing massive blood clots to form, almost completely cutting off blood flow to her whole body.

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* In ''Theatre/AChorusLine'', in the number "Dance 10, Looks 3", Val sings about how she repeatedly loses dance parts due to her [[ACupAngst flat chest]] and small butt. Once she got plastic surgery and increased the size of her assets, she started gettting plenty of parts.

* ''Series/ShesGottaHaveIt'' (based on the [[Film/ShesGottaHaveIt film]]) featured Shemekka, an exotic dancer who's insecure about her flat butt. She starts getting illegal silicone injections in her butt throughout the series to make it bigger. Naturally, at her debut at a club, everything goes wrong when she slips and falls on the stage right on her butt -- and her butt ''bursts, drenching the audience in silicone.'' Then later turns towards drama has the injections have caused her to get an infection in her bloodstream.

* ''Series/{{Angel}}'': In Season 4,[[IronWoobie Wesley]] and [[AmoralAttorney Lilah]] are an item when she discovers he secretly has feelings for [[SouthernFriedGenius Fred]]. She deals with this by seducing him while dressed as Fred, impersonating her accent while saying things like, "And if I'm a good girl and eat all my vegetables, I might get hips."

* ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'': According to Wendy's rant in "The Hobbit" about all the girls' flaws and imperfections, Heidi Turner [[InformedFlaw apparently]] has a flat butt.

* The first episode of ''Degrassi: Next Class'' (a SoftReboot of ''Series/DegrassiTheNextGeneration''), sees Shay insecure about her rear end (described by her friend as "the butt of a four-year-old"), especially since her crush Tiny, likes women with voluptuous figures. Predictably, this leads to Shay using padding to make her hips bigger and there was a chemical spill accident in chemisty on her pants which...you can predict the rest.
* In the ''Series/ICarly'' episode "iDo", while rattling of a list of Spencer's flaws, Sam mentions that that he has a flat butt. Spencer immediately thinks she went too far.
->''"C'mon it's like two fresh apples back here!"''

* ''Series/ShesGottaHaveIt'' (based on the [[Film/ShesGottaHaveIt film]]) featured Shemekka, a exotic dancer who's insecure about her flat butt. She starts getting illegal silicone injections in her butt throughout the series to make it bigger. Naturally, at her debut at a club, everything goes wrong when she slips and falls on the stage right on her butt -- and her butt ''bursts, drenching the audience in silicone.'' Then later turns towards drama has the injections have caused her to get an infection in her bloodstream.

Some people like big butts. And they cannot lie. Which makes someone's lack of derriere all the more noticeable. This trope comes up when a character is made fun of or insecure about their small butt. This is most often PlayedForLaughs, though on some occasions it came be PlayedForDrama for characters very sensitive about it, to the point of body insecurity. For black and Latina women, this is a sore spot as they are stereotyped as having the ImpossibleHourglassFigure. Despite this, this trope isn't AlwaysFemale, as men can have angst about their butts being small.