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* In ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'', uu expresses his hatred for the comic's tendency for long, meandering chatlogs... in the form of a long, meandering chatlog. Naturally, when this is pointed out, he shifts the blame, claiming this as an example of how "[=YOu PEOPLE SuCK ME INTO YOuR BuLLSHIT=]".

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* In ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'', uu Caliborn expresses his hatred for the comic's tendency for long, meandering chatlogs... in the form of a long, meandering chatlog. Naturally, when this is pointed out, he shifts the blame, claiming this as an example of how "[=YOu PEOPLE SuCK ME INTO YOuR BuLLSHIT=]".
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* ''Webcomic/ButI'mACatPerson'': [[http://erinptah.com/catperson/comic/chapter-nine-page-15/ Leave your weird fetishes out of this!]]

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* In the controversial ''Webcomic/PVPOnline'' strip "Jesus Kills", a parody of the Creator/JackChick tract "Dark Dungeons", a distraught Francis goes to Cole to tell him that Brent, who was expelled from their prayer for being gay, killed himself (although Francis didn't stay around long enough to see that he was mistaken). Cole then tells Francis to forget about Brent because, "Brent was a sinner. Just like all the men I'm secretly dating."

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* In the controversial ''Webcomic/PVPOnline'' strip "Jesus Kills", a parody of the Creator/JackChick [[ComicBook/ChickTracts Jack Chick]] tract "Dark Dungeons", a distraught Francis goes to Cole to tell him that Brent, who was expelled from their prayer for being gay, killed himself (although Francis didn't stay around long enough to see that he was mistaken). Cole then tells Francis to forget about Brent because, "Brent was a sinner. Just like all the men I'm secretly dating."
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** This exchange between Jane and Dirk's auto-responder is a perfect example:
-->'''TT:''' Everyone needs to get into the game sooner than expected. There is a new unaccounted for variable.\\
'''TT:''' Particularly for Roxy and Dirk.\\
'''GG:''' What is it?\\
'''TT:''' They are probably going to die if they don't join the game very soon.\\
'''GG:''' Shucks!!!!!\\
'''TT:''' Hey, I'm upset about it too, but let's watch the fucking language.
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* In [[http://skin-horse.com/comic/not-limited-2/ this]] ''Webcomic/SkinHorse'' strip, Tip worries that he's self-centered, unempathic and has poor listening skills ... all of which is clearly ''much'' more important than whatever Sweetheart's problem is.

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* ''WebComic/StandStillStaySilent'': General Andersen complains about "old people" when listening to an old couple berate a civil servant. Two pages later, he opts out of a dangerous assignment because:
--> I'm old.

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--> '''Iori:''' If I ever meet the [[LizardFolk two-toe]] who did that to you I'll knock his teeth out!
--> '''Jivi:''' I hit him with a stool.
--> '''Iori:''' Well, violence is never the answer.

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--> '''Iori:''' --->'''Iori:''' If I ever meet the [[LizardFolk two-toe]] who did that to you I'll knock his teeth out!
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'''Jivi:''' I hit him with a stool.
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'''Iori:''' Well, violence is never the answer.answer.
* In ''Webcomic/{{Goblins}}'', Bowst calls Forgath "''Mr. Can't Wait to Brag About His Level''", when he's the one who couldn't wait to state his own (a whopping level ''three'') and Forgath was just responding to this. Bowst is clearly too dumb to notice the irony.

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* ''LivingWithInsanity'' had an arc where Alice had to deal with customers who were rude, overly demanding and blamed her for things she couldn't control. When David takes her to a cafe after work, [[http://www.livingwithinsanity.com/index/?p=362 she does this.]]

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* ''LivingWithInsanity'' ''Webcomic/LivingWithInsanity'' had an arc where Alice had to deal with customers who were rude, overly demanding and blamed her for things she couldn't control. When David takes her to a cafe after work, [[http://www.livingwithinsanity.com/index/?p=362 she does this.]]
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** [[http://www.brunothebandit.com/d/20021021.html This one]] even acknowledges it in the subtitle.

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** [[http://www.brunothebandit.com/d/20021021.html This one]] even acknowledges it in the subtitle.subtitle.
* ''Webcomic/{{Unsounded}}'':
** Duane decries resorting to violent conflict and says that negotiation must solve the issue shortly after losing his temper and punching a politician in the face. His brother immediately calls him on this.
** The usual formula is reversed by Iori here:
--> '''Iori:''' If I ever meet the [[LizardFolk two-toe]] who did that to you I'll knock his teeth out!
--> '''Jivi:''' I hit him with a stool.
--> '''Iori:''' Well, violence is never the answer.
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* In the controversial ''PVPOnline'' strip, Jesus Kills, a parody of the JackChick tract "Dark Dungeons", a distraught Francis goes to Cole to tell him that Brent, who was expelled from their prayer for being gay, killed himself (although Francis didn't stay around long enough to see that he was mistaken). Cole then tells Francis to forget about Brent because, "Brent was a sinner. Just like all the men I'm secretly dating."

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* In the controversial ''PVPOnline'' strip, Jesus Kills, ''Webcomic/PVPOnline'' strip "Jesus Kills", a parody of the JackChick Creator/JackChick tract "Dark Dungeons", a distraught Francis goes to Cole to tell him that Brent, who was expelled from their prayer for being gay, killed himself (although Francis didn't stay around long enough to see that he was mistaken). Cole then tells Francis to forget about Brent because, "Brent was a sinner. Just like all the men I'm secretly dating."
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** Tycho [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2014/11/28/values has very different standards]] on how to buy a television versus computer parts.

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** This has been used to point out that, while Riff is quick to attack Aylee, Sam, and Gwynn for being possible dangers to humanity, his own MadScientist experiments probably have a better chance of annihilating the human race than anything. As shown in [[http://www.sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/080630 this]] strip:

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** This It has been used to point pointed out that, while Riff is quick to attack Aylee, Sam, and Gwynn for being possible dangers to humanity, his own MadScientist experiments probably have a better chance of annihilating the human race than anything. As shown The trope was used in [[http://www.sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/080630 this]] strip:



** In "Fortune", it turns out Torg and Aylee have suddenly become rich. Gwynn, who doesn't like Torg (at least openly), acts unnaturally nicely towards Torg after hearing this. In the next comic, Zoë (who does like Torg, so much that Gwynn has recently been telling her she has to stop unknowingly dating him) is hugging him to congratulate, and Gwynn goes under her breath, "Ugh. Laying it on a little thick aren't we Zoë?"

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** In "Fortune", it turns out Torg and Aylee have suddenly become rich. Gwynn, who doesn't like Torg (at least openly), acts unnaturally nicely towards Torg after hearing this. In the next comic, Zoë (who does like Torg, so much that Gwynn has recently before this been telling her she has to stop unknowingly dating him) is hugging him to congratulate, and Gwynn goes under her breath, "Ugh. Laying it on a little thick aren't we Zoë?"
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* A couple times in ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'' it's been pointed out that, while Riff is quick to attack Aylee, Sam, and Gwynn for being possible dangers to humanity, his own MadScientist experiments probably have a better chance of annihilating the human race than anything. As shown in [[http://www.sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/080630 this]] strip:

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* A couple times in ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'' it's ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance''
** This has
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** In "Fortune", it turns out Torg and Aylee have suddenly become rich. Gwynn, who doesn't like Torg (at least openly), acts unnaturally nicely towards Torg after hearing this. In the next comic, Zoë (who does like Torg, so much that Gwynn has recently been telling her she has to stop unknowingly dating him) is hugging him to congratulate, and Gwynn goes under her breath, "Ugh. Laying it on a little thick aren't we Zoë?"
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** [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1970 "This guy has a really annoying play style..."]] While [[MirrorMatch playing identically]].

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** [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1970 "This guy has a really annoying play style..."]] While [[MirrorMatch playing identically]]. Followed up with [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1974 "Your deck is infuriating!"]]
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** [[http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?id=1970 "This guy has a really annoying play style..."]] While [[MirrorMatch playing identically]].
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* ''Webcomic/{{Katamari}}'' opens with the Prince accidentally breaking a lamp and his father lecturing him about it. This is, of course, the same KingOfAllCosmos who has destroyed the heavens several times.

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* ''Webcomic/{{Katamari}}'' opens with the Prince accidentally breaking a lamp and his father lecturing him about it. This is, of course, the same KingOfAllCosmos King of All Cosmos who has destroyed the heavens several times.
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** "[[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0170.html Where would you like your giant gold tankard filled with beer?]]".
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* On [[http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/view.php?date=2001-05-23 this page]] of ''Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt'', Antimony deliberately invokes this to put Ysengrin in his place:

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* On [[http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/view.php?date=2001-05-23 com/?p=482 this page]] of ''Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt'', Antimony deliberately invokes this to put Ysengrin in his place:
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** And TheRant in a later strip talks, at length, about how you shouldn't judge someone on how they feel about things, but on how they act, before concluding "and if you feel differently youre a jerk and I hate you."

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** And TheRant in a later strip talks, at length, about how you shouldn't judge someone on how they feel about things, but on how they act, before concluding "and if you feel differently youre you’re a jerk and I hate you."



--->'''Muneca:''' Perhaps, but I hear that theyre restrictive.

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--->'''Muneca:''' Perhaps, but I hear that theyre they’re restrictive.
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* On [[http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/archive_page.php?comicID=484 this page]] of ''Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt'', Antimony deliberately invokes this to put Ysengrin in his place:

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* On [[http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/archive_page.php?comicID=484 com/view.php?date=2001-05-23 this page]] of ''Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt'', Antimony deliberately invokes this to put Ysengrin in his place:



** [[http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/archive_page.php?comicID=765 "What an odd thing]] [[http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/archive_page.php?comicID=6 to say."]]

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** [[http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/archive_page.php?comicID=765 com/view.php?date=2002-02-27 "What an odd thing]] [[http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/archive_page.php?comicID=6 com/view.php?date=2000-01-22 to say."]]



* ''Webcomic/{{Sinfest}}'' pulls this every so often. One of the earliest (and funniest) examples is [[http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=52 this comic]].
--> [[http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=276 What I was talking about?]]
--> [[http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=1473 Those guys with their innuendos]].
--> [[http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=1810 How did you know?!]]
--> [[http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=1815 Why can't they]], indeed?
--> [[http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=2729 What total losers.]]
--> [[http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=2797 ...sitting in a tree]].
--> [[http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=3926 You're disgusting perverted little man. What channel?]]

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* ''Webcomic/{{Sinfest}}'' pulls this every so often. One of the earliest (and funniest) examples is [[http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=52 net/view.php?date=2000-03-17 this comic]].
--> [[http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=276 net/view.php?date=2000-10-27 What I was talking about?]]
--> [[http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=1473 net/view.php?date=2004-02-05 Those guys with their innuendos]].
--> [[http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=1810 net/view.php?date=2005-01-27 How did you know?!]]
--> [[http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=1815 net/view.php?date=2005-02-01 Why can't they]], indeed?
--> [[http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=2729 net/view.php?date=2008-02-25 What total losers.]]
--> [[http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=2797 ...net/view.php?date=2008-05-03 ...sitting in a tree]].
--> [[http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=3926 net/view.php?date=2011-06-06 You're disgusting perverted little man. What channel?]]



** And TheRant in a later strip talks, at length, about how you shouldn't judge someone on how they feel about things, but on how they act, before concluding "and if you feel differently you’re a jerk and I hate you."

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** And TheRant in a later strip talks, at length, about how you shouldn't judge someone on how they feel about things, but on how they act, before concluding "and if you feel differently you’re youre a jerk and I hate you."



--->'''Muneca:''' Perhaps, but I hear that they’re restrictive.

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--->'''Muneca:''' Perhaps, but I hear that they’re theyre restrictive.
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* ''Webcomic/MagickChicks'': Seen during Melissa's inner-monologue when Cerise finally managed to catch her minute of glory in Artemis Academy:

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* ''Webcomic/MagickChicks'': Seen during Melissa's inner-monologue inner-monologue when Cerise finally managed to catch her minute of glory in Artemis Academy:



* ''WebComic/EerieCuties'': [[spoiler: [[WebComic/Faith]]]] makes [[TheCameo a cameo appearance]] when she mind-sexts Tiffany, to let her know she misses her and how she's always thinking of her... [[http://www.eeriecuties.com/strips-ec/it_is_for_realsies while sleeping with another girl!]]

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* ''WebComic/EerieCuties'': *''WebComic/EerieCuties'': [[spoiler: [[WebComic/Faith]]]] [[WebComic/MagickChicks Faith]]]] makes [[TheCameo a cameo appearance]] when she mind-sexts Tiffany, to let her know she misses her and how she's always thinking of her... [[http://www.eeriecuties.com/strips-ec/it_is_for_realsies while sleeping with another girl!]]

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* ''Webcomic/MagickChicks'', when Cerise finally managed to catch her minute of glory in Artemis Academy:

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* ''Webcomic/MagickChicks'', ''Webcomic/MagickChicks'': Seen during Melissa's inner-monologue when Cerise finally managed to catch her minute of glory in Artemis Academy:


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*''WebComic/EerieCuties'': [[spoiler: [[WebComic/Faith]]]] makes [[TheCameo a cameo appearance]] when she mind-sexts Tiffany, to let her know she misses her and how she's always thinking of her... [[http://www.eeriecuties.com/strips-ec/it_is_for_realsies while sleeping with another girl!]]
-->'''other girl:''' "[[spoiler: Faaaaaiith]]! [[ComeBackToBedHoney Come back to bed!]] I'm looooonnnely!"
-->[[spoiler: '''Faith:''']] '''(grinning sheepishly)''' "Um... c-catch you later, Sunshine!"
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* ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'', the strip named "[[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0844.html Case In Point]]"...

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* ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'', the In ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'' strip named "[[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0844.html Case In Point]]"...Point]]", Haley points out that one of the traits associated with [[CharacterAlignment the Lawful alignments]] is a willingness to enforce one's own beliefs on others. Durkon and Roy, the two most lawful members of the Order, disagree... and then tell her to stop expressing such crazy ideas.

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* [[http://www.brunothebandit.com/d/20010618.html This]] ''Webcomic/BrunoTheBandit'' strip.

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[[http://www.brunothebandit.com/d/20010618.html This]] ''Webcomic/BrunoTheBandit'' strip.strip.
** [[http://www.brunothebandit.com/d/20021021.html This one]] even acknowledges it in the subtitle.
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* In the controversial ''PVPOnline'' strip, Jesus Kills, a parody of the JackChick tract "Dark Dungeons", a distraught Francis goes to Cole to tell him that Brent, who was expelled from their prayer for being gay, killed himself (although Francis didn't stay around long enough to see that he was mistaken). Cole then tells Francis to forget about Brent because, "Brent was a sinner. Just like all the men I'm secretly dating."

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* In the controversial ''PVPOnline'' strip, Jesus Kills, a parody of the JackChick tract "Dark Dungeons", a distraught Francis goes to Cole to tell him that Brent, who was expelled from their prayer for being gay, killed himself (although Francis didn't stay around long enough to see that he was mistaken). Cole then tells Francis to forget about Brent because, "Brent was a sinner. Just like all the men I'm secretly dating.""
* [[http://www.brunothebandit.com/d/20010618.html This]] ''Webcomic/BrunoTheBandit'' strip.
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'''Lillian:''' Excuse me?

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'''Lillian:''' Excuse me?me?
* In the controversial ''PVPOnline'' strip, Jesus Kills, a parody of the JackChick tract "Dark Dungeons", a distraught Francis goes to Cole to tell him that Brent, who was expelled from their prayer for being gay, killed himself (although Francis didn't stay around long enough to see that he was mistaken). Cole then tells Francis to forget about Brent because, "Brent was a sinner. Just like all the men I'm secretly dating."
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-->'''Ramona''' [{{Dope Slap}}ing Richard]: You're doing it again.\\

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-->'''Ramona''' [{{Dope [''{{Dope Slap}}ing Richard]: Richard'']: You're doing it again.\\

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--->'''Muneca:''' Perhaps, but I hear that they’re restrictive.

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--->'''Muneca:''' Perhaps, but I hear that they’re restrictive.restrictive.
* In ''Webcomic/GoGetARoomie'', Ramona seems to make a habit of this when bantering with her twin brother Richard. [[http://www.gogetaroomie.com/index.php?id=326 For example:]]
-->'''Ramona''' [{{Dope Slap}}ing Richard]: You're doing it again.\\
'''Richard:''' Doing what?\\
'''Ramona:''' {{Imagin|eSpot}}ing things without people's permission.\\
'''Richard:''' You do it as much as I do.\\
'''Ramona:''' Of course I don't. I'm ''minutes'' older than you and much more mature.\\
[''in Ramona's ImagineSpot'']\\
'''Ramona:''' Now lads. You may stop fighting over your mistress. There's enough of me for everyone.\\
'''Lillian:''' Excuse me?
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* ''Webcomic/{{Nedroid}}'' provides some helpful comics advice [[http://nedroid.com/2011/02/advice-about-comics/ here]].
* ''Webcomic/{{MAGISA}}'' -- [[http://mag-isa.thecomicseries.com/comics/pl/119151 In early chapters it was common for characters to calling anime lame, dumb or silly]]...while having {{animesque}} facial expressions.
* [[http://www.insecticons.com/insecticomics/v2/157.html This strip]] of ''Webcomic/{{Insecticomics}}'' has the introduction of White Chromia. A bit later, Override muses that she wishes White Chromia would have a little more dignity, just before... [[http://www.insecticons.com/insecticomics/v2/160.html well, yeah]].
* Invoked in a metatextual way in ''Wicked Powered'', when [[http://wickedpowered.com/d/20070907.html a character decries a certain animation as being shoddily made to sell lasers]]. In case you don't get it, the full name of the comic is ''[[TropeCoTropeOfTheWeek Wicked Lasers presents Wickedpowered]]''.
* On [[http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/archive_page.php?comicID=484 this page]] of ''Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt'', Antimony deliberately invokes this to put Ysengrin in his place:
--->'''Ysengrin''': Taking orders from a little girl, ''Sir'' Eglamore?\\
'''Antimony''': You. You will take me to Coyote now.\\
'''Ysengrin''': [[VisibleSilence ...]]
** [[http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/archive_page.php?comicID=765 "What an odd thing]] [[http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/archive_page.php?comicID=6 to say."]]
* A couple times in ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'' it's been pointed out that, while Riff is quick to attack Aylee, Sam, and Gwynn for being possible dangers to humanity, his own MadScientist experiments probably have a better chance of annihilating the human race than anything. As shown in [[http://www.sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/080630 this]] strip:
-->'''Riff''': I hope Gwynn learned "Gwynn shouldn't mess with powers beyond her control!" ''(the device in his hands starts beeping)'' Uh-oh. You guys might want to jump up and run away, there may not be time to get a safe distance from the radioactive ... ''(the beeping dies down)'' ... never mind, it fixed itself!
** Kiki the utterly scatterbrained ferret, whose specialty is ComicallyMissingThePoint, sometimes (though rarely, because she tends to be too nice) voices the opinion that other characters, including resident schemers Dr. Schlock and Bun-bun, are "not very smart" or "get confused easily".
* ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'' rather frequently milks this for humor.
** When Schlock, intending to blackmail the clowns at a circus where he's on security detail to get them to cut him in on their illicit brewery, discovers that [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2009-06-15 his boss]] has already done so (since Schlock outed them several strips prior).
-->'''Security Chef Zysk''': I'd fire you for it, but I'm too drunk to pronounce hippo-whatever.
** [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-07-28 The organic units are proving very selfish]].
** General Xinchub [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-03-08 seems to do it on purpose]].
** Also, a conversation with a genetically engineered elephant complaining about not fitting in with humans or elephants falls into this when a character whose main feature is his gigantic nose walks by:
-->'''Corporal Chisulo''': I get so tired of jeers like 'Hey, fatso' or 'Remember me?' or 'Check out the nose on that guy.'
-->'''Aardman''': ''Ahem''.
-->'''Corporal Chisulo''': Whoa! Monkey aardvark!
** Also, [[TheFunInFuneral the "funeral party"]] in ''Royal Flush'':
-->'''Elf''': Captain, I don't care how much you hate somebody... It's just ''wrong'' to bring cake and champagne to their funeral.
-->'''Captain Tagon''': (still happy-dancing) Somebody assassinated King Xinchub last night.
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-->'''Elf''': I'll fab some party hats, and maybe some of those noisemaker thingies.
** ...and [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2007-09-21 it's wrong and too macabre]] to watch for lulz how a 'Chub's clone is carved up.
** [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-11-18 Kevyn]] decries the use of antimatter grenades. He had a good argument why this doesn't apply to him and [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2005-05-31 his epaulets]]:
-->'''Kevyn''': The pot is smarter than [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2008-11-09 the kettle]]. The kettle, in this case, is not "black." It is a diffuse cloud of radioactive meat-vapor.
** Also with a [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2012-08-31 follow-up]]:
-->'''Kevyn''': You're carrying a poison bomb in your ''mouth?'' Are you crazy?
-->'''[[spoiler:Para Ventura]]''': Do you still have antimatter bombs in your epaulets, or has hypocrisy gone out of fashion?
* Happens [[http://corneralley.comicgenesis.com/d/20050520.html here]] in ''Webcomic/CornerAlley13''.
* [[http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/116.html This]] ''Webcomic/IrregularWebcomic'' strip. Another one [[http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/145.html here]].
* ''Webcomic/{{Sinfest}}'' pulls this every so often. One of the earliest (and funniest) examples is [[http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=52 this comic]].
--> [[http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=276 What I was talking about?]]
--> [[http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=1473 Those guys with their innuendos]].
--> [[http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=1810 How did you know?!]]
--> [[http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=1815 Why can't they]], indeed?
--> [[http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=2729 What total losers.]]
--> [[http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=2797 ...sitting in a tree]].
--> [[http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=3926 You're disgusting perverted little man. What channel?]]
* ''Webcomic/LifeWithLamarr'' does this with [[VideoGame/{{Half-Life}} Barney Calhoun]].
-->'''Barney''': Doc, can you ask that pet of yours to not leave dead crap on my bed? Now I'm having to cook this delicious plump-breasted pigeon.
-->''[[http://jill-sandwich.com/lwl/index.php?episode=5 Episode 5: Expression]]''
-->'''Barney''': You've gone and messed up his mind with your delicious but contemptible drugs!"
-->''[[http://jill-sandwich.com/lwl/index.php?episode=31 Episode 31: The Doc gets Leery]]''
* [[Webcomic/CtrlAltDel "Videogames do not make people violent, so DON'T FUCK WITH US!"]] ([[ComedicSociopathy knocks down and burns billboard, crushes workmate under vending machine, uses a hatchet to the head as a punchline...]])
* Jason tends to be the butt of this in ''Webcomic/{{Multiplex}}'', as for example [[http://www.multiplexcomic.com/strip/72 here]], [[http://www.multiplexcomic.com/archive.php?name=76 here]] and [[http://www.multiplexcomic.com/archive.php?name=116 here]].
* ''Webcomic/PennyArcade'': [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/8/2/ I am no longer enamored of our loquacious companion.]]
* [[http://wayofthemetagamer.thecomicseries.com/comics/pl/34423 This]] entire ''Webcomic/TheWayOfTheMetagamer'' comic.
* ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'' [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-04-26 makes fun of hacks]], unnecessary {{exposition}}s and {{Hatedom}} (aside of the last panel, see the chapter's name).
** And TheRant in a later strip talks, at length, about how you shouldn't judge someone on how they feel about things, but on how they act, before concluding "and if you feel differently you’re a jerk and I hate you."
** "[[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2003-12-11 We]] were [[MisterDescriptor named]] by scientists, not writers or '''cartoonists'''."
** [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-04-26 George decisively condemns]] unnecessary detailed {{expospeak}}. [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2011-01-19 George asks for]] unrealistically detailed {{expospeak}}.
* ''LivingWithInsanity'' had an arc where Alice had to deal with customers who were rude, overly demanding and blamed her for things she couldn't control. When David takes her to a cafe after work, [[http://www.livingwithinsanity.com/index/?p=362 she does this.]]
* ''Webcomic/HeadTrip'' [[http://headtripcomics.comicgenesis.com/d/20061204.html presents]]: a long rant about loud, annoying, stupid, spoiled brats. AssholeVictim [[VictimOfTheWeek Of The Week]].
* Art from ''Webcomic/SequentialArt'' [[http://www.collectedcurios.com/sequentialart.php?s=521 rants]] about obligatory {{fanservice}} being so low-brow...
--> '''Pip''': Shall we confirm that by watching it again?
--> '''Art''': Absolutely.
** later, even more straightforward, he "[[http://www.collectedcurios.com/sequentialart.php?s=607 can't take that guy seriously]]" because of his [[BigOlEyebrows big eyebrows]].
** Kat [[http://www.collectedcurios.com/sequentialart.php?s=609 sneered at]] the "paranormal society" in her college, due to the period when they dressed in ''Film/{{Ghostbusters}}'' outfits. She isn't like this... just click the next comic.
** And Pip is [[http://www.collectedcurios.com/sequentialart.php?s=403 creeped out]] by goths.
* "Joe Loves Crappy Movies" [[http://www.digitalpimponline.com/strips.php?title=movie&id=479 on the subject]] of Mike Tyson's cameo in ''Film/TheHangover''.
* ''Webcomic/{{Loserz}}'' used this several times, e.g. in [[http://the-qlc.com/loserz/go/421 this strip]].
* In ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'', either Gil is pretending to do this to fool Tarvek, or [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110429 he's going on about how he doesn't go on about his games to his enemy]]. To his rival/enemy.
** In [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20100528 this strip]] Old Man Death begs his granddaughter not to hit him with an expensive sausage because it's too valuable. Guess what he uses as an improvised weapon in the next strip?
** Earlier, Gil castigates Agatha for her poor bedside manner in telling Tarvek that they will [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20090819 kill him to cure his lethal illness]]... then he proceeds to [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20090821 go into detail]].
* At the end of the "Love and Space" arc in ''Webcomic/TheInexplicableAdventuresOfBob,'' Voluptua announces she will clear Galatea of all the charges against her if Bob can just get her to ''shut up.'' Zippobic chuckles ruefully in the background, as his main problem with Voluptua is her endless speechmaking.
* Done in the 'Victorians' strip (third one down) [[http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=266 here]], in ''Webcomic/HarkAVagrant''.
* In ''Webcomic/AMiracleOfScience'', one of the background characters [[http://www.project-apollo.net/mos/mos162.html here]] says "no one who is in favor of eugenics should be allowed to reproduce".
* There are a few examples in ''Webcomic/OurLittleAdventure'', but the one that stands out the most is when Angelika complains about being fireblasted and then countering with a magic attack that's [[http://danielscreations.com/ola/comics/ep0093.html virtually unavoidable.]]
* ''Webcomic/{{Shortpacked}}'' parodies the ''ComicStrip/MaryWorth'' "[[NewMediaAreEvil Twitter is bad]]" storyline by having Mary complain that you can't convey meaningful information in such a limited format ... over the course of [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2011/comic/book-12/08-this-is-so-babies/justabunchofsentence/ a week's worth of two-panel strips]].
** And also with Amber and Ethan [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2011/comic/book-12/08-this-is-so-babies/uncanny/ discussing art styles]].
* ''Webcomic/FontesRants'':
-->'''[[VideoGame/GuiltyGear Bridget]]''': You look like a queer, ya know?
* ''Webcomic/AmazingSuperPowers'' had a lot of fun of this [[http://www.amazingsuperpowers.com/hc/12072008/ here]] (for those who didn't see ''Webcomic/DinosaurComics'' yet, that's where the images and long-winded rant style came there).
* From Webcomic/TwoGuysAndGuy: "[[http://www.twogag.com/archives/10 Effin' perverts!]]"
* [[http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2011/11/20/how-to-overlook-flaws.html This]] Webcomic/BasicInstructions.
* ''Webcomic/CollegeRoomiesFromHell'' got a good one:
--> '''Diana''': (to her boyfriend) What kind of FILTHY DEPRAVATION is [[ClosetShuffle THIS]]??? More importantly, why am I not in it??!!
* [[http://www.sandraandwoo.com/2009/05/28/0063-zero-tolerance/ This]] ''Webcomic/SandraAndWoo'' strip has the principal lighting up a cigarette while explaining why drugs--like [[ComicallyMissingThePoint insulin and aspirin]]--are not allowed in school.
* ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'', the strip named "[[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0844.html Case In Point]]"...
* ''Webcomic/NerfNow'' [[http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/717 illustrates]] "a GOOD pubber, different of the rabble which infect the server. He, and only he, have the perfect mix of social life and game prowess."
** Also, [[http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/726 the one]] about paid content (VideoGame/TeamFortress2 hats) being so different from a fashionable damsel's shopping.
** Or [[http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/824 the one]] about ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'' characters and their {{imaginary friend}}s.
* ''Webcomic/RivalAngels'' sees best friends Sabrina and Sun taking in a movie after work, having snuck in their own food and booze. While waiting for the commercials and previews to end, Sabrina falls asleep and starts softly snoring. Sun turns to her and...
-->'''Sun:''' '''QUIT SNORING!! YOU'RE GOING TO GET US CAUGHT!'''
* Webcomic/NotInventedHere: This exchange;
-->'''Owen:''' You're both abrasive, know-it all loudmouths who like yelling and making people wrong.\\
'''Fang:''' *''yelling''* '''''You're wrong and I'll prove it!'''''
* In ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'', uu expresses his hatred for the comic's tendency for long, meandering chatlogs... in the form of a long, meandering chatlog. Naturally, when this is pointed out, he shifts the blame, claiming this as an example of how "[=YOu PEOPLE SuCK ME INTO YOuR BuLLSHIT=]".
** Also happens early on when [[SesquipedalianLoquaciousness Rose]] assures the readers of her GameFAQs walkthrough that she won't waste their time with PurpleProse...in a spectacularly overly-dramatic, purplish way.
** This exchange between Jane and Dirk's auto-responder is a perfect example:
-->'''TT:''' Everyone needs to get into the game sooner than expected. There is a new unaccounted for variable.\\
'''TT:''' Particularly for Roxy and Dirk.\\
'''GG:''' What is it?\\
'''TT:''' They are probably going to die if they don't join the game very soon.\\
'''GG:''' Shucks!!!!!\\
'''TT:''' Hey, I'm upset about it too, but let's watch the fucking language.
** And then there's this example referencing Jake's AntiquatedLinguistics:
-->'''GT:''' Nor am I a quaint man of the past. [[IResembleThatRemark Pardon me but do i SOUND like some trollycar bellwether toiling in the heart of the mustache belt from the ruff n tumble year of nineteen aught nine???]]
-->'''TT:''' ...
-->'''TT:''' He said unironically.
** Karkat Vantas takes a turn when he spends an entire memo chewing out John and Dave for flirting with troll girls over Pesterchum...then, shortly afterward, his attempt to rip into Jade is interrupted by his own future self showing up to {{white knight|ing}} for her, in a fashion loaded with ShipTease.
--->?TG: ahahahahah oh god\\
?TG: dude i cant believe you were just getting on our case about hitting on the troll girls\\
?TG: and then literally the very next memo you are slobbering all over jade\\
?TG: thats just perfect hahahaha
** Jake gets another, much more elaborate one later on when he sends a long, rambling monologue to Jane... all about how Dirk is too needy, has no idea how to interact with other people due to growing up on his own, and is self-centered enough to keep sending him long, rambling monologues instead of actual conversations. [[ExaggeratedTrope And he has no self-awareness whatsoever!]]
* ''Webcomic/{{Katamari}}'' opens with the Prince accidentally breaking a lamp and his father lecturing him about it. This is, of course, the same KingOfAllCosmos who has destroyed the heavens several times.
-->'''King of All Cosmos:''' We cannot imagine being so reckless around something so precious.
* ''Webcomic/{{Weregeek}}'' had fun with [[http://www.weregeek.com/2012/01/09/ goths and cartoons]] on Dustin's date with a PerkyGoth girl:
-->'''Dustin''': You didn't watch cartoons?
-->'''Ravenia''': Some, but I don't remember much. [[AnimationAgeGhetto Animation is for kids]].
-->'''Dustin''': Um... You ''do'' realize that you're ''wearing'' Lydia's outfit from the ''WesternAnimation/{{Beetlejuice}} cartoon''?
-->'''Ravenia''': Hey, that's different! It's a Goth classic... like "''WesternAnimation/InvaderZim''" or "''WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas''"!
-->'''Dustin''': Those are ''also'' animated cartoons.
* ''Webcomic/MagickChicks'', when Cerise finally managed to catch her minute of glory in Artemis Academy:
-->'''Melissa''': (ThoughtBubble) Cerise... you backstabbed Winters, the only nice person we've met here, just to get popular. How dare you... ''How dare you think of this before me!''
* ''Webcomic/{{Pacificators}}'' gets a couple of those with [[FieryRedhead Cinna]] and [[ProperLady Muneca]].
** Cinna is obsessed with hot men, and would read personal ads in hopes of finding a date.
--->'''Cinna:''' More of those boring and desperate guys. They're no good.
** Muneca wears [[GorgeousPeriodDress Victorian-era dresses]] all the time.
--->'''Daryl:''' Yeah, there are some oriental attires you can try. I can write my to my brother and ask for some catalogues.
--->'''Muneca:''' Perhaps, but I hear that they’re restrictive.

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